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9734205 No.9734205 [Reply] [Original]

>just ate a bunch of scrambled eggs covered in hot sauce
>hot sauce bottle says shake well
>forgot to shake it well

how fucked am I, guys?

>> No.9734215

You should have been shaken well as a baby.

>> No.9734221

>>9734205
Nigga u gonna die

>> No.9734234

>>9734205
Just jump up and down and then roll down the stairs.

>> No.9734870

>find big hill
>roll down it
>problem solved
you'll be fine lad

>> No.9734871

>>9734205
F

>> No.9734877

>everyone pretends that this is super problematic

Here, I summed up the whole thread for you.

>> No.9734910

mustard gas

>> No.9734924
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9734924

>>9734205
F, buddy.
F.

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9734958

>>9734877
Spoilsport

>> No.9734973

>>9734205
F. You will taste good food in heaven sweet prince.

>> No.9735016

>>9734205
You are turbo fucked fampai

>> No.9735069

>>9734205
You're OK this time. But the next time you use the hot sauce, it will be that much hotter. You've been warned.

>> No.9735158

>>9734877
You're the autistic fuck doing this in the other threads too, isnt it?

>> No.9735202

>>9735158
Go make another le epic king of the hill mmo thread on /v/ faggot

>> No.9735247

>>9734205
Quick, set up a livestream so we can all witness your slow and painful death.

>> No.9735418

>eating scrambled eggs with anything other than salt

Ummm sweetie

>> No.9736019

>>9734205
Start writing your will on a napkin

>> No.9736025

Be sure to shake yourself for about an hour. That should fix it.
t. Phd doctor

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9736668

>>9734877

>> No.9736687

I know the others are joking but now you've seriously messed up the ratio of ingredients. They're made with that ratio in the first place. Now you may as well have bought Walmart off-brand trash. I'm really disappointed in you. I would just throw it away

>> No.9737793

>bottle of juice says shake well
>shake good instead
devilish

>> No.9737949

>>9734215
fpbp

>> No.9738067

Yer dead kiddo

>> No.9738076

>>9737949
kill yourself