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hey ck, what is the best way to cook this beautiful thing?

>> No.9732747

dat Fibonacci sequence

>> No.9732751

>>9732735
with a hit of lsd

>> No.9732764

>>9732735
DUDE

>> No.9732798
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9732798

Steam and shock it in ice-water. Keep it whole and just barely cooked. Use the cooled brocolli, drizzled with dressing, as a centerpiece for your meal.

>> No.9732864

>>9732735
chop it and either steam or roast it

>> No.9733042

mathematically beautiful food is the best food

>> No.9733060

>>9732735
Man consider splitting that shit with a friend don't eat it all yourself and make sure you have a sober sitter in case shit goes down

>> No.9733081

Stir-fried, with lots of garlic, ginger, hot peppers, onions, pork carrots, bell pepper, mushrooms, and teriyaki sauce

>> No.9733910
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9733910

thank you my dudes, your suggestions gave me confidence in dealing with this delicious fractal

trip report: blanched it just a little, then put it in a stir fry with pork, onion, ginger, cabbage and some other stuff. very very nice. next time i might try roasting it

>> No.9734003

>>9732735
This was a fun thread.

>> No.9734020

>>9733910
nice, sounds good! i like roasting it because the texture holds up and it gets nice and crispy charred on the exposed edges

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>>9733910
I like to roast it after a blanch and a toss in some seasoning, comes out really great but it cooks super fast so; keep that in mind.

>> No.9735601
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9735601

What does that broccoli feel like? I want to lick it.

>> No.9735603

Mush it and bake Mandelbrot

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9735685

Why cook it when you can fuck it?