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I sure hope retards post the same shit that I've seen in every other thread!
>>9731847Nothing like fresh gagh
>>9731847inb4 75% jack 25% same as last thread
>>9732090It isn't. But you never ate the thing so you wouln't know that.
>>9731856I sure hope faggots complain about old webms while contributing nothing new themselves!
>>9731918>I'd like my meat's juices to be spattered in every conceivable direction
>inb4 inb4 pasta
no S I P S for you!
>>9732598that first sip of the apocalypse
>>9731918this is actually one of the most unnecessary things ever
>>9732677gross, i don;t like pecans
>>9732743yeah that's an odd choice
>>9732152You know she was feeling sick halfway through that. What's she trying to prove?
>>9732726It's more necessary than your breathing
>>9731847Imagine being the one in the bowl knowing your next and you're sitting there watching your bro getting eaten
>>9732887>that'll be 39.99, sir. spoon will cost extra.
>>9732887>I'll just have a dollop of cheese and nothing else, thanks.
>>9733003something a drunk 4 year old would make
>>9732347That looks like a really inefficient way to cook a hog
Does anyone have the webm of jack cutting the bacon?
>>973300310 FEET HIGHER
>>9733052A drunk 4 year old wouldn't be making anything other than vomit. So yeah, it is.
>>9733088it's purpose isn't to cook. It's to burn off fine hair.
>>9733153Looks cool. Also you can charge 17 bucks for it.
>>9732887sauce? (no pun intended)
>>9733255I can't find that exact video anymore, but it's called pommes aligot if you just want the recipe. 2:1:1:1 :: potato:butter:cream:cheese
>>9732451I need to try this. With a smaller piece.>>9732865Classic hustle. There's actually not a Queen of Hearts in any of them.
>>9733488His raw power is intimidating me
>>9733488YES I WANT TO TRY SOME
>>9732887>>9733003i love the juxtaposition.
>>9731847is this a sin in christianity?
>>9733753>Watch me eat 1, that is right ONE, Chipotle Burrito moderately fast.
>>9733488i aint gay but i would fuck this dude
>>9731918Italian Space Program
>>9733753I'm getting strong gay vibes from this. I don't think this scene would be out of place in a gay porno movie.
>>9733909i will pay you money to stop posting this god damn fuckign retard in these threads
>>9732938now you have a vore fetish
>>9732241This should stop after 23 seconds. That first step, with maybe some grilled onions and spicy peppers, a drizzle of italian... fuck.
>>9733909That banana is as ripe as her eyeballs are lubricated.
>>9733956are armpits food now dumbass
>>9733866>moderately fastshut the fuck up
>>9733990That is the most insane way to make popcorn I think I've ever seen
>>9734008Kek whypipo are fucked up this looks so shit and retarded, wearing gloves to cut up chillis? Kek
>>9733547this is the kind of things vegans point to and say LOOK at this and tell me fish dont feel pain??????Looks tasty whatever it is
>>9734008>jalapeños 4>beef hot dogs 4>2 jalapeños per hot dogStupid.
>>9731847It's always the fucking gooks.
>>9734116>Watch me devour your flesh
>>9734116Leave pepe alone
>>9733729Any sea or freshwater animals that don't have fins and scales (i.e. anything that isn't a fish) are unclean according to Leviticus.
>>9732598is lava even that hot? I can handle pretty hot water, i think i could touch that for a few seconds atleast
>>9732887So this is expensive mashed potatoes?
>>9733488Can teeth be that strong. I've never tested the limits of mine for fear of breaking them
>>9734222Only if you've never consumed soy in your life.
>>9734230Hahaha soyboy hater. 2 funni
>>9734247>That will be $56,000
>>9734230The high calcium content of soy products, especially if fortified, is yet another reason why the 'soyboy' meme is only perpetuated by the mentally deficient.
>>9734095its not even alive, its clearly head removed and gutted
>>9734116why are gooks so god damn evil towards the shit they eat
>>9734256>soyboy defending his soy
>>9734247>batony chop chop
>>9734212it's somewhere around 2,000 F, which is pretty hot. A hot pan in the oven can easily cause tissue damage faster than you can react at only 400 F. If you were a container of free floating water then you could stand to touch lava for a bit since water has such a high heat capacity, but since your water is mostly locked into your microscopic cells and can't make convection currents, if you touch that lava you will suffer tissue damage faster than your pain signals can reflect off of your spine and pull your hand away.
>>9734008>Wearing gloves for jalapenos Do Americans really do this?
>>9734218>powder AFTER the milkyou fucking philistine that's not how you do it
>>9734210Those laws don't apply to Christians.>>9734247>genius
>>9734260but she's clearly in pain reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>9733003>how do I make this pile of vomit covered chips soggier>grapefruit juice
>>9734282>chocolate milk in a jugnothing of value lost
>>9734388cant go one thread without the king can we
>>9733488What's his youtube?
>>9734443Why is this form of shitposting not permabanned.
>>9733919I'm in for ten dollars
>>9734008Omit the bacon and I'd eat it.
>>9734212>is lava even that hot?
>>9734474ugh wh*te ""people"" are disgusting
>>9734361are you retarded?thats clamato juice
>>9733918that open mouth at the end, hes definitely shown a couple unswallowed loads before
>>9733975why is this person always posted here?
>>9734218If the guy in this had a decently sized cock and not a baby dick it would be so much better.
>>9734364How else do you keep chocolate milk?
>>9734540generally you keep the chocolate and the milk separate
>>9734540best choccy milk comes in glass bottles
>>9734558what's so hard about buying regular milk and melting the chocolate yourself? Why drink garbage when the best is homemade?
>>9734566eh i dont really want to go through all that trouble, especially when i drink chocco milk like once every two years
>>9733488Its good to see naturally strong men. They are a dying breed.
>>9733909Is this guy retarded? Why would he split a banana by the middle? Funny how being handsome let's people get away with shit like this and just gets them called unique, peculiar, or quirky.
>>9731918>>9732171>Would you like a side with that?>We won't need fries where we're going
>>9733866Pete actually set the world record for eating a Chipotle burrito, among other world records. So shut up.
>>9734681Pete is the only Canadian I can tolerate.
>>9734687Probably because he is super Polish.
Tis the season.
>>9734681>Watch me set records for these one, specific foods that nobody else has set records on!He just looks like somebody trying to eat quickly and fucking fail at it, there's nothing impressive about being able to shove a chipotle burrito into your mouth like a hamster in 30 seconds
>>9734474>>9734500At least she isn't wasting food
>>9734711Mmmmmm, I'll have what SHE'S having(thread needs more jack)
>>9734273It was originally done to show that the food is what the vendor is claiming it is, and that it's fresh. Mostly. I remember reading that some people would beat animals until they were bruised before slaughter because they thought it made them taste better. Probably wasn't common but it's still really fucked up.
>>9733488fucking islanders man.Everyone is a brown He-Man. Unbelievable.
>>9732152what's her end game?
>>9732152She's bulimic. It's easy to train a stomach to fit large amounts that way, and when they binge they usually do it fast. This is a normal habit for her. She'll puke it up after.
>>9732887I'm white, love me some dairy, but that is gratuitous.
>>9734681as far as world records go, that's probably the least impressive and interesting
>>9732090It isn't. That's porchetta, it tends to look very pink in the middle but that doesn't mean it's undercooked. Look at the way the meat is sliced, dumbass, if it was under then it wouldn't do that.
>>9734711Stick your dick in it.
>>9732063That layer of fat under the crust.I need it
>>9734715What a stupid thing to be jealous of. Fuck your life, dude.
>>9733909I want her to snap my dick in half like that
>>9734474betcha can't have just one
>>9732063Would love to get sauce on this one
>>9734455Not everything that has a mixed race couple was made to hurt your feelings, /pol/
>>9732721God bless, do you think he put enough salt on it at the end?
>>9732887it's pommes aligot you FUCKING plebs
>>9733990God this made me laugh. What in the hell were they thinking coming up with this crazy contraption?
>>9732528Look bruh, I just want my coffee
>>9734880Holy hellfor me the most triggering thing is when he put meat in a skillet and he splash it like an orc instead of puting in slowly to avoid oil splash
>>9734880>phone in raw meat trayI am close to tears. I fucking hate this man.
>>9732347Is this what I can expect when I'm dead and judged?
>>9734914It's called gun puffing, lots of breakfast cereal used to be made the same way, but I think the modern process uses a continuous injection system rather than batch explosions.
>>9734474kek i love drunk birds
>>9734566chocolate milk isn't a mixture of fucking milk and melted chocolate you pringus
>>9735116yes it is unless you're using powder>using premade powders and syrups with a bunch of unnecessary shit added when you can just melt some REAL chocolate and stir it into your milkdo you hate yourself?
>>9732286The speed it's rotating would lead more to an even covering of juices. How would it even spatter?
>>9733003holy cow i haven't laughed this hard in a while
>>9735094>40 pound, hand cranked, cast iron pressure bomb to make fun street snacks[salutes in Chinese]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0
>>9734711This is some serial killer shit
>>9735182chocolate contains a bunch of extra sugar and cocoa butter, it makes a very rich and thick drink. chocolate milk as most people expect and prefer is a light, refreshing drink.
>>9734222The human jaw and teeth could easily break themselves.Biting through a human finger is the equivalent "toughness" to biting through a carrot. I hope I answered your question.Thank you.
>>9734340Yeah it is unless you want powder bubbles and lumps.
>>9735265got it the wrong way round senpai
>>9734786Certain mammals self-tenderise due to certain enzymes released under stress.Other animals, such as cows, toughen up.
>>9734850He's envious. Saying he's jealous implies he has a record or talent he deems better or more worthy than this.
>>9732598>This kills the S I P P E R
>>9733909pretty inefficient way to eat a banana
>>9731918>let me smoke this chicken with an apparatus that specially created to repel smoke from all direction
>>9735433Should have stopped at 00:10.
>>9734692pinnacle of mankind
>>9735433'MERICA FUGG YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAUH - GOD SAVE TRUMP
>>9735209No thank you
>>9734116>this kills the frog
Name a better instant noodle
>>9735450.... it's mexican
>>9735450It's mexican you fucking gooback
>>9734692later the next day
>>9735450and his based tax cuts for billionaires like Soros!
>>9734443kill yourself cuck
>>9734965this is almost sexual
>>9732598That's the best thing to do with those damn drinks, really.
>>9734443all fucking niggers must fucking hang
>>9732451that's a lot of duck fat. could you imagine spilling that?
>>9736029>>9732451wait actually how the heck does this even work? wouldn't the duck fat become partially lard after a few batches?
>>9734715he's won competitions with many many competitors, it's not obscure records with lack of competition
>>9734008>wear gloves to avoid burninggotta admit they know their target audience well
>>9734008Faggy soyboy numale betas wear gloves to handle peppers, sad!
>>9734212It's like warm to hot Play-Doh. As long as you grab a gob from the edges you're fine.
>>9734212>is lava even that hot?It's rocks in liquid form.
>>9734247>Sugar MagicianI hope Net Neutrality gets BTFO'd so social media dies.
>>9736171thank you for this picture.
>>9736171Based as fuck.Good job, anon.
>>9736238why is she spreading the yolk before breaking the beef open? also tartare is best served with source pickled condiments rather than just some veg, imo
>>9736219they're just good friends
>>9733547The fish is ticklish!
>>9734681Imagine trying to set a world record for eating and you're about to do it, but you accidentally knick the side of your tongue with your chompers.
>>9736033>wouldn't the duck fat become partially lard what do you mean by this?
>>9736434>the pork contains fat>some of the fat melts into the duck fat>no loner is pure duck fat confit
>>9736438well, assuming they recycle the fat, yes, some of it is infused with pork matter. that's hardly a problem though, is it?
>>9736449duck fat is tastier than pork fat though
>>9734886>that sensual lick before he takes the bite
>>9734880what video is this from plz
>>9736450firstly, i dont think that's true, and secondly, the pork you're cooking already contains pork fat. it's just that on the second batch is cooked in probably max another 10% more of its own fat
>>9736485>firstly, i dont think that's true,then why even make it duck confit ?And I mean, you realize they're gonna use this fat hundreds of times right? some restaurants reuse duck fat for decades
>>9733990>lights his cigarette with a lighterkek
>>9733547muscle spasms from touching the spine? ive seen eels and stuff writhe despite having no heads and being skinned/gutted but apparently that was a reaction to the heat
>>9733488cool as hell
>>9734214more fancy than expensive but essentially yes
>>9736586>'cereal filler' in sausagesoh no the horror
>>9735447>pinnacle of mankind>furious PeteSorry pal, that title belongs to the The L.A Beast
>>9736639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9N-IuBhRuA>It's a Furious Pete vs L.A. Beast episode
>>9735241>chocolate contains a bunch of extra sugar and cocoa butter
>>9734008>Jalapeno >burningPick one
>>9736586>refined wood pulpThat's just fucking cellulose something you consume every day as part of your diet.They're trying hard to fear monger at that point.
>>9734711I'm not even anti-feminist or uncomfortable with sex or whatever but this is fucking repulsive.
>>9734116There isn't an animal out there that I wouldn't eat, but I ain't gonna eat the fucker alive goddamn
>>9735450those are the mexicans he wants to keep out you abyssal nigger
>>9736586>line trap munching on a hot burgerlewd and lewd
>>9736494apparently its not a big deal then? stupid
>>9736677This is what young men look like when growing up without war.
>>9734874>if you dont like my cuck fantasy porn you must be a /pol/ackreally oys my veys
>>9731918MAN dark city was a good movie
>>9736677Well that was stupid.
>>9733922Yeah, it's kind of overkill imo. All the ingredients look great but it does them a disservice when they're all mashed together like that.
>>9735419you...you really think that's what smoking looks like?Are you seriously so retarded?
>>9736890Yeah this wouldn't be a very efficient way of smoking something
>>9732152What kind of dumbfuck doesn't tie their hair back while eating so it doesn't get all in your food?????
>>9736586OH NOE, just don't eat anything okay? Errything's bad for ya.
>>9736895well no shit because it's not a smoker. I can't believe i'm falling for this bait
>>9736911I can't believe it either. But it does seem like a very stupid way to roast something.
>>9734388>that cutting techniquewhat the fuck is his problem? i was able to cut so much more efficiently even before learning how to actually do it wtf
>>9734282MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS
>>9736586mechanically separated meat is so fucking cool and efficient and there's so much misinformation everywhere about ityou'd think these people who are so gung ho about food waste and world hunger would be fucking WILD about it
>>9736477Grill Grate PRODUCT REVIEW
>>9736967That whole urban myth thing about mcdonalds using chicken lips and cow beaks was really weird. I remember they used to run a question and answer site that had some hilarious stuff sent in.
>>9736226>this kills the butcher
>>9736826>I’m not even anti-feminist or anything >but let me just express my physical repulsion at the female anatomyNo dude. You are not an ally. Why not accept you belong to your shitty peer group?
>>9737050she did it wrong!!you're supposed to bite of opposite corners....not the whole fucking end of it.
>>9734008this is so fucking retarded. I'd much rather have hot dogs with bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos
>>9736033ofcourse, some lard mixes in with the duck fat, I'm pretty sure the fat gets more delicious after a while
>>9736219I'm not a closeted homosexual for getting gay vibes from this, r-right?
>>9737074>>9737050goddamn I tried this after seeing it online and it was the best shit I've ever put in my fucking piehole. I need to get more of those shits online.
>>9737116no no this is gay as AF
>>9737116Nothing gay about gettin' a chip butty with your mates before one of them sucks you off with ice cubes in his mouth
>>9734517>Clamato juiceOh boy! Can't wait to plant some clamato trees
>>9734555How the fuck are you supposed to drink chocolate milk when the chocolate and milk are separate??
>>9734028get the fuck out
>>9736898Yeah man all this non-organic food has yucky chemicals in it.You know Pepsi right? That has harsh Hydrogen atoms in it. That's the same stuff that's in hair bleach EWW2.3m Shares
>>9737207the moron really cant do anything right, can he?
>>9736586>chikens are fed ARSENICIf they were fed pure arsenic, they'd fucking die. What the fuck?>wood pulp>celluloseThat's in like every fucking plant, what?
>>9737203I wonder if the people who freak out over this will do the same for bananas if they knew they're slightly radioactive.
>>9737279Cellulose literally translates into cell wall sugar. Every plant has a cell wall. Every plant has cellulose.
>>9737284wait until they hear what radiation level a plane gets to
>>9734116We should have used more napalm
>>9735209Says "safe, though.
>>9733753when I go to chipotle, I load so much food on it that they often have trouble wrapping the burritoThis guy is small time
>>9734880that looks raw
>>9736853based dc poster
>>9737123What the fuck is it?
>>9734681I don't know. I feel that a pizza has to have at least some sauce and cheese on it.>>9736438That still sounds delicious to me.>>9736837>Andrew Anglin eating a hotdog
>>9734498I need to get a Polynesian gf to have Polynesian master race children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxKOSNzdSiU
>>9736171>target: destroyedWell memed fellow Eurorich.
>>9736232Why does only the right-one get mercy killed?
>>9737207I got diabetes and cancer from this
>>9737380Tim Tam Slam. Makes an already delicious item taste 200% betterthis dumb chink did it wrong though
>>9736559nah, it's the water, salt and the tip of the knife that "closes" a circuit which mimics nerve's pulses in its spine.
>>9737586Thanks, I read the wikihow and it makes sense.
>>9736494>And I mean, you realize they're gonna use this fat hundreds of times right?it really depends, they don't have to reuse it at all or in the same dish.>then why even make it duck confit ?because they want a duck fat flavour in the dish.
>>9735258Follow up trivia: you can't test this with your own finger because your brain stops you from self harm, which is also why humans can't use their full strength for fear of tearing their own body apart. For best results, try biting off someone else's finger.
>>9736238Enjoy your toxoplasmosis, vapid slut
>>9737673>>9735258it's clearly bullshit
>>9736494Being a Chinese restaurant, they probably have a shitload of duck fat to hand.
>>9734681the speed hes jamming that fork into his mouth is making me uncomfortableimagine jabbing the roof of your mouth really hard while also having it completely stuffed
>>9733488Calves like coconuts
>>9736586Honey isn't supposed to contain pollen.Bees store it separately and process it into bee bread. It also tastes like shit.I bet they next whine that store bought honey doesn't contain beeswax, propolis or royal jelly.It's like complaining that gasoline doesn't contain motor oil or diesel. Only thing worth complaining about brand honey is that it has shitload of refined sugar and unneeded additives.
>>9734116WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S A HORRIBLE WAY TO TREAT A LIVE ANIMAL FUCKING ASIANS S T O P
>>9734117Oh god. I did this to my little sister once.
>>9734388>"the fuck is this idiot doing?">that ring
>>9739064t. unmarried cooklet
>>9739074No, that was me realizing it was jack.
>>9739099ahh fair enough, misunderstood it
>>9732063do you eat the crunchy crust/skin ?