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>> No.9731856

I sure hope retards post the same shit that I've seen in every other thread!

>> No.9731875
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Nothing like fresh gagh

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>> No.9732052

inb4 75% jack

25% same as last thread

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>> No.9732090

>it's raw

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>> No.9732235

It isn't. But you never ate the thing so you wouln't know that.

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>> No.9732275

I sure hope faggots complain about old webms while contributing nothing new themselves!

>> No.9732286
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>I'd like my meat's juices to be spattered in every conceivable direction

>> No.9732290

>inb4 inb4 pasta

>> No.9732327


Scientifically proven

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no S I P S for you!

>> No.9732602

that first sip of the apocalypse

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>> No.9732726

this is actually one of the most unnecessary things ever

>> No.9732743


gross, i don;t like pecans

>> No.9732772

yeah that's an odd choice

>> No.9732826

You know she was feeling sick halfway through that. What's she trying to prove?

>> No.9732832

It's more necessary than your breathing

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>> No.9732938

Imagine being the one in the bowl knowing your next and you're sitting there watching your bro getting eaten

>> No.9732946

>that'll be 39.99, sir. spoon will cost extra.

>> No.9732959

>I'll just have a dollop of cheese and nothing else, thanks.

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>> No.9733052

something a drunk 4 year old would make

>> No.9733088

That looks like a really inefficient way to cook a hog

>> No.9733095

Does anyone have the webm of jack cutting the bacon?

>> No.9733112


>> No.9733129

A drunk 4 year old wouldn't be making anything other than vomit. So yeah, it is.

>> No.9733148

it's purpose isn't to cook. It's to burn off fine hair.

>> No.9733153


>> No.9733229

Looks cool. Also you can charge 17 bucks for it.

>> No.9733255

sauce? (no pun intended)

>> No.9733336

I can't find that exact video anymore, but it's called pommes aligot if you just want the recipe. 2:1:1:1 :: potato:butter:cream:cheese

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>> No.9733571

I need to try this. With a smaller piece.

Classic hustle. There's actually not a Queen of Hearts in any of them.

>> No.9733591

His raw power is intimidating me

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>> No.9733726

i love the juxtaposition.

>> No.9733729

is this a sin in christianity?

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>> No.9733866

>Watch me eat 1, that is right ONE, Chipotle Burrito moderately fast.

>> No.9733892

i aint gay but i would fuck this dude

>> No.9733899

Italian Space Program

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>> No.9733918

I'm getting strong gay vibes from this. I don't think this scene would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.9733919

i will pay you money to stop posting this god damn fuckign retard in these threads

>> No.9733920

now you have a vore fetish

>> No.9733922

This should stop after 23 seconds. That first step, with maybe some grilled onions and spicy peppers, a drizzle of italian... fuck.

>> No.9733946


That banana is as ripe as her eyeballs are lubricated.

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>> No.9733975

are armpits food now dumbass

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>> No.9734028

>moderately fast
shut the fuck up

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>bacon wrapped

>> No.9734053

That is the most insane way to make popcorn I think I've ever seen

>> No.9734079

Kek whypipo are fucked up this looks so shit and retarded, wearing gloves to cut up chillis? Kek

>> No.9734095

this is the kind of things vegans point to and say LOOK at this and tell me fish dont feel pain??????

Looks tasty whatever it is

>> No.9734102

>jalapeños 4
>beef hot dogs 4
>2 jalapeños per hot dog

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It's always the fucking gooks.

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>> No.9734130

>Watch me devour your flesh

>> No.9734169

god yes

>> No.9734197

Leave pepe alone

>> No.9734210

Any sea or freshwater animals that don't have fins and scales (i.e. anything that isn't a fish) are unclean according to Leviticus.

>> No.9734212

is lava even that hot? I can handle pretty hot water, i think i could touch that for a few seconds atleast

>> No.9734214

So this is expensive mashed potatoes?

>> No.9734218
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>> No.9734222

Can teeth be that strong. I've never tested the limits of mine for fear of breaking them

>> No.9734230

Only if you've never consumed soy in your life.

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>> No.9734240

Hahaha soyboy hater. 2 funni

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>> No.9734253

>That will be $56,000

>> No.9734256

The high calcium content of soy products, especially if fortified, is yet another reason why the 'soyboy' meme is only perpetuated by the mentally deficient.

>> No.9734260

its not even alive, its clearly head removed and gutted

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>> No.9734273

why are gooks so god damn evil towards the shit they eat

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>> No.9734283

>soyboy defending his soy

>> No.9734287

>batony chop chop

>> No.9734290


>> No.9734313

it's somewhere around 2,000 F, which is pretty hot. A hot pan in the oven can easily cause tissue damage faster than you can react at only 400 F. If you were a container of free floating water then you could stand to touch lava for a bit since water has such a high heat capacity, but since your water is mostly locked into your microscopic cells and can't make convection currents, if you touch that lava you will suffer tissue damage faster than your pain signals can reflect off of your spine and pull your hand away.

>> No.9734324

>Wearing gloves for jalapenos
Do Americans really do this?

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>> No.9734340

>powder AFTER the milk
you fucking philistine that's not how you do it

>> No.9734341

Those laws don't apply to Christians.


>> No.9734345

but she's clearly in pain reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.9734361

>how do I make this pile of vomit covered chips soggier
>grapefruit juice

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>chocolate milk in a jug
nothing of value lost

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>> No.9734399

cant go one thread without the king can we

>> No.9734428

What's his youtube?

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>> No.9734455

Why is this form of shitposting not permabanned.

>> No.9734466


>> No.9734472

I'm in for ten dollars

>> No.9734473

Omit the bacon and I'd eat it.

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>is lava even that hot?

>> No.9734492

damn Samoans

>> No.9734498


>> No.9734500

ugh wh*te ""people"" are disgusting

>> No.9734517


are you retarded?

thats clamato juice

>> No.9734526

that open mouth at the end, hes definitely shown a couple unswallowed loads before

>> No.9734529

why is this person always posted here?

>> No.9734534

If the guy in this had a decently sized cock and not a baby dick it would be so much better.

>> No.9734540

How else do you keep chocolate milk?

>> No.9734555

generally you keep the chocolate and the milk separate

>> No.9734558

best choccy milk comes in glass bottles

>> No.9734566

what's so hard about buying regular milk and melting the chocolate yourself? Why drink garbage when the best is homemade?

>> No.9734582

eh i dont really want to go through all that trouble, especially when i drink chocco milk like once every two years

>> No.9734619

Its good to see naturally strong men. They are a dying breed.

>> No.9734665

Is this guy retarded? Why would he split a banana by the middle? Funny how being handsome let's people get away with shit like this and just gets them called unique, peculiar, or quirky.

>> No.9734677

>Would you like a side with that?
>We won't need fries where we're going

>> No.9734681
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Pete actually set the world record for eating a Chipotle burrito, among other world records. So shut up.

>> No.9734687

Pete is the only Canadian I can tolerate.

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Probably because he is super Polish.

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Tis the season.

>> No.9734715

>Watch me set records for these one, specific foods that nobody else has set records on!
He just looks like somebody trying to eat quickly and fucking fail at it, there's nothing impressive about being able to shove a chipotle burrito into your mouth like a hamster in 30 seconds

>> No.9734754

At least she isn't wasting food

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Mmmmmm, I'll have what SHE'S having

(thread needs more jack)

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>> No.9734786

It was originally done to show that the food is what the vendor is claiming it is, and that it's fresh. Mostly. I remember reading that some people would beat animals until they were bruised before slaughter because they thought it made them taste better. Probably wasn't common but it's still really fucked up.

>> No.9734792

fucking islanders man.
Everyone is a brown He-Man. Unbelievable.

>> No.9734801

what's her end game?

>> No.9734805


>> No.9734819

She's bulimic. It's easy to train a stomach to fit large amounts that way, and when they binge they usually do it fast. This is a normal habit for her. She'll puke it up after.

>> No.9734830

I'm white, love me some dairy, but that is gratuitous.

>> No.9734832


as far as world records go, that's probably the least impressive and interesting

>> No.9734840

It isn't. That's porchetta, it tends to look very pink in the middle but that doesn't mean it's undercooked. Look at the way the meat is sliced, dumbass, if it was under then it wouldn't do that.

>> No.9734842

Stick your dick in it.

>> No.9734843

That layer of fat under the crust.
I need it

>> No.9734850

What a stupid thing to be jealous of. Fuck your life, dude.

>> No.9734852

I want her to snap my dick in half like that

>> No.9734865

betcha can't have just one

>> No.9734866

Would love to get sauce on this one

>> No.9734874

Not everything that has a mixed race couple was made to hurt your feelings, /pol/

>> No.9734875

God bless, do you think he put enough salt on it at the end?

>> No.9734878

it's pommes aligot you FUCKING plebs

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>> No.9734914

God this made me laugh. What in the hell were they thinking coming up with this crazy contraption?

>> No.9734922


Look bruh, I just want my coffee

>> No.9734937

Holy hell

for me the most triggering thing is when he put meat in a skillet and he splash it like an orc instead of puting in slowly to avoid oil splash

>> No.9734941

>phone in raw meat tray
I am close to tears. I fucking hate this man.

>> No.9734947

Is this what I can expect when I'm dead and judged?

>> No.9734951
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It's called gun puffing, lots of breakfast cereal used to be made the same way, but I think the modern process uses a continuous injection system rather than batch explosions.

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>> No.9735114

kek i love drunk birds

>> No.9735116

chocolate milk isn't a mixture of fucking milk and melted chocolate you pringus

>> No.9735178

based anon

>> No.9735182

yes it is unless you're using powder

>using premade powders and syrups with a bunch of unnecessary shit added when you can just melt some REAL chocolate and stir it into your milk

do you hate yourself?

>> No.9735197

The speed it's rotating would lead more to an even covering of juices. How would it even spatter?

>> No.9735201

holy cow i haven't laughed this hard in a while

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>40 pound, hand cranked, cast iron pressure bomb to make fun street snacks
[salutes in Chinese]

>> No.9735221

This is some serial killer shit

>> No.9735241

chocolate contains a bunch of extra sugar and cocoa butter, it makes a very rich and thick drink. chocolate milk as most people expect and prefer is a light, refreshing drink.

>> No.9735258

The human jaw and teeth could easily break themselves.
Biting through a human finger is the equivalent "toughness" to biting through a carrot.

I hope I answered your question.
Thank you.

>> No.9735265

Yeah it is unless you want powder bubbles and lumps.

>> No.9735271

got it the wrong way round senpai

>> No.9735301

Certain mammals self-tenderise due to certain enzymes released under stress.

Other animals, such as cows, toughen up.

>> No.9735306

He's envious.

Saying he's jealous implies he has a record or talent he deems better or more worthy than this.

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>> No.9735341

>This kills the S I P P E R

>> No.9735406

pretty inefficient way to eat a banana

>> No.9735419

>let me smoke this chicken with an apparatus that specially created to repel smoke from all direction

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>> No.9735441

Should have stopped at 00:10.

>> No.9735447

pinnacle of mankind

>> No.9735450


>> No.9735461

No thank you

>> No.9735493
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>this kills the frog

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Name a better instant noodle

>> No.9735519

.... it's mexican

>> No.9735523

It's mexican you fucking gooback

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later the next day

>> No.9735605

and his based tax cuts for billionaires like Soros!

>> No.9735648

kill yourself cuck

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this is almost sexual

>> No.9735782

That's the best thing to do with those damn drinks, really.

>> No.9735890

sweet shirt

>> No.9735965

all fucking niggers must fucking hang

>> No.9736029

that's a lot of duck fat. could you imagine spilling that?

>> No.9736033

wait actually how the heck does this even work? wouldn't the duck fat become partially lard after a few batches?

>> No.9736064

he's won competitions with many many competitors, it's not obscure records with lack of competition

>> No.9736091

>wear gloves to avoid burning
gotta admit they know their target audience well

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Faggy soyboy numale betas wear gloves to handle peppers, sad!

>> No.9736114

>school experiment

>> No.9736125

It's like warm to hot Play-Doh. As long as you grab a gob from the edges you're fine.

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>is lava even that hot?
It's rocks in liquid form.

>> No.9736136

>Sugar Magician

I hope Net Neutrality gets BTFO'd so social media dies.

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>> No.9736177

thank you for this picture.

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>> No.9736221

Based as fuck.
Good job, anon.

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>> No.9736252

why is she spreading the yolk before breaking the beef open? also tartare is best served with source pickled condiments rather than just some veg, imo

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audible laughter

>> No.9736260

they're just good friends

>> No.9736269

The fish is ticklish!

>> No.9736390

Imagine trying to set a world record for eating and you're about to do it, but you accidentally knick the side of your tongue with your chompers.

>> No.9736434

>wouldn't the duck fat become partially lard
what do you mean by this?

>> No.9736438

>the pork contains fat
>some of the fat melts into the duck fat
>no loner is pure duck fat confit

>> No.9736449

well, assuming they recycle the fat, yes, some of it is infused with pork matter. that's hardly a problem though, is it?

>> No.9736450

duck fat is tastier than pork fat though

>> No.9736459

>that sensual lick before he takes the bite

>> No.9736460

Thanks anon

>> No.9736477

what video is this from plz

>> No.9736485

firstly, i dont think that's true, and secondly, the pork you're cooking already contains pork fat. it's just that on the second batch is cooked in probably max another 10% more of its own fat

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>> No.9736494

>firstly, i dont think that's true,
then why even make it duck confit ?
And I mean, you realize they're gonna use this fat hundreds of times right? some restaurants reuse duck fat for decades

>> No.9736556

>lights his cigarette with a lighter

>> No.9736559

muscle spasms from touching the spine? ive seen eels and stuff writhe despite having no heads and being skinned/gutted but apparently that was a reaction to the heat

>> No.9736570

cool as hell

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more fancy than expensive but essentially yes

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>> No.9736597

>'cereal filler' in sausages
oh no the horror

>> No.9736606

>"popcorn cannon"

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>pinnacle of mankind
>furious Pete
Sorry pal, that title belongs to the The L.A Beast

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>It's a Furious Pete vs L.A. Beast episode

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>chocolate contains a bunch of extra sugar and cocoa butter

>> No.9736787


Pick one

>> No.9736800

>good vibes

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>> No.9736825

>refined wood pulp
That's just fucking cellulose something you consume every day as part of your diet.
They're trying hard to fear monger at that point.

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I'm not even anti-feminist or uncomfortable with sex or whatever but this is fucking repulsive.

>> No.9736831

There isn't an animal out there that I wouldn't eat, but I ain't gonna eat the fucker alive goddamn

>> No.9736832

those are the mexicans he wants to keep out you abyssal nigger

>> No.9736837

>line trap munching on a hot burger

lewd and lewd

>> No.9736848

apparently its not a big deal then? stupid

>> No.9736851

This is what young men look like when growing up without war.

>> No.9736852

>if you dont like my cuck fantasy porn you must be a /pol/ack
really oys my veys

>> No.9736853
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MAN dark city was a good movie

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>> No.9736858

Well that was stupid.

>> No.9736874

Yeah, it's kind of overkill imo. All the ingredients look great but it does them a disservice when they're all mashed together like that.

>> No.9736882


>> No.9736890

you...you really think that's what smoking looks like?

Are you seriously so retarded?

>> No.9736895


Yeah this wouldn't be a very efficient way of smoking something

>> No.9736897

What kind of dumbfuck doesn't tie their hair back while eating so it doesn't get all in your food?????

>> No.9736898

OH NOE, just don't eat anything okay? Errything's bad for ya.

>> No.9736911

well no shit because it's not a smoker.

I can't believe i'm falling for this bait

>> No.9736916


I can't believe it either. But it does seem like a very stupid way to roast something.

>> No.9736953


>> No.9736956

>that cutting technique
what the fuck is his problem? i was able to cut so much more efficiently even before learning how to actually do it wtf

>> No.9736963


>> No.9736967

mechanically separated meat is so fucking cool and efficient and there's so much misinformation everywhere about it

you'd think these people who are so gung ho about food waste and world hunger would be fucking WILD about it

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>> No.9736989

thanks mane

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That whole urban myth thing about mcdonalds using chicken lips and cow beaks was really weird. I remember they used to run a question and answer site that had some hilarious stuff sent in.

>> No.9737020

>this kills the butcher

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>> No.9737027

>I’m not even anti-feminist or anything
>but let me just express my physical repulsion at the female anatomy
No dude. You are not an ally. Why not accept you belong to your shitty peer group?

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>an ally

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>> No.9737074

she did it wrong!!

you're supposed to bite of opposite corners....not the whole fucking end of it.

>> No.9737077

this is so fucking retarded. I'd much rather have hot dogs with bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos

>> No.9737094

ofcourse, some lard mixes in with the duck fat, I'm pretty sure the fat gets more delicious after a while

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I'm not a closeted homosexual for getting gay vibes from this, r-right?

>> No.9737123

goddamn I tried this after seeing it online and it was the best shit I've ever put in my fucking piehole. I need to get more of those shits online.

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no no this is gay as AF

>> No.9737149

Nothing gay about gettin' a chip butty with your mates before one of them sucks you off with ice cubes in his mouth

>> No.9737156


>> No.9737165

>Clamato juice
Oh boy! Can't wait to plant some clamato trees

>> No.9737188

How the fuck are you supposed to drink chocolate milk when the chocolate and milk are separate??

>> No.9737198

>Using gloves

>> No.9737200

get the fuck out

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Yeah man all this non-organic food has yucky chemicals in it.

You know Pepsi right? That has harsh Hydrogen atoms in it. That's the same stuff that's in hair bleach EWW


>> No.9737205

same shit

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>> No.9737224

>Chicken lips

>> No.9737247

the moron really cant do anything right, can he?

>> No.9737279

>chikens are fed ARSENIC
If they were fed pure arsenic, they'd fucking die. What the fuck?
>wood pulp
That's in like every fucking plant, what?

>> No.9737284


I wonder if the people who freak out over this will do the same for bananas if they knew they're slightly radioactive.

>> No.9737292

Cellulose literally translates into cell wall sugar. Every plant has a cell wall.

Every plant has cellulose.

>> No.9737302

wait until they hear what radiation level a plane gets to

>> No.9737306


We should have used more napalm

>> No.9737307

Says "safe, though.

>> No.9737313

when I go to chipotle, I load so much food on it that they often have trouble wrapping the burrito

This guy is small time

>> No.9737321

that looks raw

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based dc poster

>> No.9737380

What the fuck is it?

>> No.9737382

I don't know. I feel that a pizza has to have at least some sauce and cheese on it.

That still sounds delicious to me.

>Andrew Anglin eating a hotdog

>> No.9737394

>american food

>> No.9737454

I need to get a Polynesian gf to have Polynesian master race children


>> No.9737457

>target: destroyed

Well memed fellow Eurorich.

>> No.9737461


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>> No.9737519

Why does only the right-one get mercy killed?

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I got diabetes and cancer from this

>> No.9737586

Tim Tam Slam. Makes an already delicious item taste 200% better

this dumb chink did it wrong though

>> No.9737602

nah, it's the water, salt and the tip of the knife that "closes" a circuit which mimics nerve's pulses in its spine.

>> No.9737616

Thanks, I read the wikihow and it makes sense.

>> No.9737662

>And I mean, you realize they're gonna use this fat hundreds of times right?
it really depends, they don't have to reuse it at all or in the same dish.
>then why even make it duck confit ?
because they want a duck fat flavour in the dish.

>> No.9737673

Follow up trivia: you can't test this with your own finger because your brain stops you from self harm, which is also why humans can't use their full strength for fear of tearing their own body apart.

For best results, try biting off someone else's finger.

>> No.9737674


Enjoy your toxoplasmosis, vapid slut

>> No.9737698

it's clearly bullshit

>> No.9737770

Being a Chinese restaurant, they probably have a shitload of duck fat to hand.

>> No.9738073

the speed hes jamming that fork into his mouth is making me uncomfortable
imagine jabbing the roof of your mouth really hard while also having it completely stuffed

>> No.9738302

Calves like coconuts

>> No.9738721

Honey isn't supposed to contain pollen.
Bees store it separately and process it into bee bread. It also tastes like shit.
I bet they next whine that store bought honey doesn't contain beeswax, propolis or royal jelly.
It's like complaining that gasoline doesn't contain motor oil or diesel. Only thing worth complaining about brand honey is that it has shitload of refined sugar and unneeded additives.

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>> No.9738824

Oh god. I did this to my little sister once.

>> No.9739064

>"the fuck is this idiot doing?"
>that ring

>> No.9739074

t. unmarried cooklet

>> No.9739099

No, that was me realizing it was jack.

>> No.9739119

ahh fair enough, misunderstood it

>> No.9739165

do you eat the crunchy crust/skin ?

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