[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 61 KB, 634x347, man i love ketchup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9730599 No.9730599 [Reply] [Original]

finish this sentence:

I put ketchup on my _____ because _______

>> No.9730601

dick

reasons

>> No.9730602

>plate
>i like dipping my fries in them

>> No.9730607

OP
Faggot

>> No.9730608

>>9730599
I put ketchup on my legs because I'm so far behind.

>> No.9730610

>>9730607
>someone unironically made this post thinking it was funny
What a sad individual you are

>> No.9730611

>food
>I'm an Anglo faggot with zero culture or taste

>> No.9730615

>>9730610
there's that faggot stuff again, OP

>> No.9730629
File: 65 KB, 634x348, its the best.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9730629

>>9730611
what about cookies?

>> No.9730640

>nephew's tendies
>he's 9

>> No.9730657
File: 65 KB, 634x352, i just like how it fits in my hand y'know.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9730657

>>9730640
tell me more about your nephew

>> No.9731793

>>9730599
Nothing
Its bad

>> No.9731827

hotdogs
the sweetness and mild acidity serve as a great contrast of the relatively sharp flavors of whatever mustard i used and the very finely dice raw onions, and the salty/savoryness of the meat

>> No.9731998

balls
i have testicular cancer

>> No.9732001

shitty thread
enjoy your ban

>> No.9732006

Meatloaf
It is yummy

>> No.9732017

Fridge
I like it cold

>> No.9732038

ketchup
i needed more ketchup

>> No.9732074
File: 262 KB, 500x497, 1510425928386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9732074

>>9730599
dong

im a saucy sweet good boy

>> No.9732133

Hyundai
i want to ketch up to other cars

>> No.9732134
File: 110 KB, 300x300, Jim Florentine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9732134

food
I'm 12

>> No.9732162

breakfast sandwiches that include egg and American cheese

it's literally the only time I have ketchup on anything, and I cannot eat it without ketchup

>> No.9732676

I put ketchup on my hotdogs because I'm not a filthy communist

>> No.9732685

>>9732133
Underated

>> No.9732696

>>9730599
>Well done steak
>I'm retarded

>> No.9732708

>>9732134
alternative:
wife
she left me for a 25 year old cop

>> No.9732713

>>9730599
I put ketchup on my dik because pupper

>> No.9732728

I put ketchup on my well done steak because I genuinely like it that way

>> No.9732852

>>9730599
uncircumcised penis
I want americans to suck it

>> No.9733198

scrambled eggs
it's the only way they don't taste like a cat's asshole

>> No.9733208

>>9730599
fries
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache

>> No.9733246

I put ketchup on my kobe wagyu strip because it's disgusting without it.

>> No.9733266

>>9730599
jews

penis

>> No.9733277

Omurice
I Unironically like it

>> No.9733285
File: 220 KB, 1254x873, img_7360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9733285

>>9730599
I put ketchup on my hashbrowns because I tried it once when my teacher took me out to breakfast and she did it, and it was pretty great, been doing it since. Literally the only time I use ketchup.

>> No.9733306

I put ketchup on my corn because it makes the kernels stick together.

>> No.9733315
File: 1.96 MB, 400x225, 1499146633460.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9733315

>>9730608

>> No.9733383

>>9730599
meatloaf

I like the way it tastes.

>> No.9733402

steak
fuck you

>> No.9733535

>>9730599
Trashbin
They keep giving me free packets of the shit when I buy other stuff

>> No.9733659

>>9730599

I put ketchup on my hotdog because tomatoes fall right out.

>> No.9733687

>>9730599

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WOK5nU8HII

>> No.9733760

>>9733687
kek havent seen that episode yet

>> No.9734353

I put ketchup on my meatloaf because it's classic.

>> No.9734609

>>9730599
>my trash

>because it belongs in the trash

>> No.9734612

Cat

Why not? And he loves to eat it.

>> No.9734632

Anything I fucking please

the notion of caring about what other people eat is for nannies and autistic manchildren

>> No.9734815

nothing
it's disgusting

>> No.9734997
File: 371 KB, 375x417, 1504053724269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9734997

>>9730599
dick when I fuck your mom

I exist to spite your entire conception and existence

>> No.9735274

pizza

i-it's still tomato sauce right?

>> No.9735651

>>9730599
Steak
I'm a fucking retard

>> No.9735792

>>9730599
chips
yank

t. belgian at uni in ireland

>> No.9736421

>>9733208
Underrated post

>> No.9737693

>>9733277
came here to post this

>> No.9737714

>>9730608
dadjokekek