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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Minimal Jack posting edition.

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>> No.9721182

newfag here, please post Jack's Worst Moments

>> No.9721187

why would you want to pull all the cheese off of you're pizza?

>> No.9721189

WTF is that???

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>> No.9721198

ziploc omlet

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>> No.9721219

that knife is almost as dull as jack

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>> No.9721223

who the hell (other than jack) bites their fucken sammiches like that????

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>> No.9721225

>manages to cut himself with the hand holding the fucking knife
jesus christ

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>> No.9721233

>jack is a fucking retard, so he has to be careful not to cut himself like the fucking retard he is

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>> No.9721241

Mods please just purge this jack infested shit thread so we can start fresh.

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Keep crying nub

>> No.9721275

can he do anything right?

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>> No.9721291

what was he trying to accomplish?

>> No.9721293

this is what happens when you buy japaneses udon noodles and realize its not ramen

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he wanted to cure his pinkeye.

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>> No.9721305

>littealry wondering why his meat sticks but uses a fork

just like when my parents didnt want me to use there kitchen ware but allowed me to cook they realized there autism is transmutable to myself

i can blame his parents for teaching him odd habits like this

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>> No.9721310

exactly what i was thinking, how the fuck did that hand get cut

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Do Americans really eat this?

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>> No.9721315

I think they just film it for Instagram

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>> No.9721338

The FUCK am I even looking at?

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>> No.9721360

i can't believe this guy still has all his fingers

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>> No.9721366

Savage! How do I into /bigboybites/?? I'm no soyboy either I just can't figure it out.

>> No.9721368

chicago ain't america

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>> No.9721379

Which video is this?

>> No.9721382

you know good and well if you start a webm bread with 'limited jack', there's gonna be a shittonne of jack

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>> No.9721392

I respect Jack, He's proud of what he does, i'd like to see /ck/ put their cooking skills to the youtube test.
Post webMs of yourself cooking.

>> No.9721397

just shove your face in there like a beast, my dood

>> No.9721404

adding mayo to cake isn't odd anon and is used often to give it moisture. However, he does use a lot more than necessary.

>> No.9721411

Normally, Jack makes me mad but this... this actually hurts my fucking feelings.

>> No.9721413

yeah but mayo has horse raddish in it, your better off just making your own

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As a general rule, you have to push your head to the food as opposed to bringing the food to your mouth

>> No.9721441

hahaha yes this thread many of the classics, years later im always astounded by how retarded he is. is he just memeing us?

>> No.9721458

I am sick of this meme. It adds not value to the board. Please kill this meme.

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I'm legit conflicted, why would you bother to pour whatever the fuck that was so slowly over the sandwich(?) if you're gonna completely submerge it anyway?

>> No.9721512

>mayo has horse raddish
Not necessarily. Essentially all you need to make mayonnaise is oil, eggs, and vinegar.

>> No.9721514

Look at how fucking thin that pan is

>> No.9721528

I'm pretty sure that's Kay. I recognise the hob.

>> No.9721530

This legit made me upset

>> No.9721540


> sandwich

It's most likely a cake with strawberries and whipped cream inside, and he's pouring chocolate on it

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Surely there are better ways to do that?

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toastin in a quality bread

>> No.9721554

i've heard of people using applesauce. and don't call me shirley

>> No.9721576

This man's incompetence is jarring

>> No.9721591

fuck first the salmon then this jank-ass poutine
jack is depressing

>> No.9721592

I miss when mods actually pruned jackposting. It's the same webms posted over and over. At this point, I'd be surprised if it wasn't the same person always posting them.

>> No.9721593

As well it should. After he fried that lovely piece of fish until it was falling apart I do believe he shoved it in a fucking oven.
Yes, here we are; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE

>> No.9721600 [DELETED] 

i think if OP didn't mention jack then everything would've gone normally and we would've had a nice webm thread.

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Okay but how do you actually get it across the table onto your plate?

>> No.9721613

Make some OC or fuck off back to your sip threads

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This thread can be saved.

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This is my favorite

Sometimes I watch it at nite to comfort me

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>> No.9721628 [DELETED] 

>can be saved
>posts a buzzfeed/instagram/kikebook tier trendy video made by nu-males
is this a joke?

>> No.9721635

I could've sworn it was supposed to be a multi-layer peanut butter sandwich with strawberries and whipped cream, because of course he would add whip cream, then covering with jam?? It's too much for me man I don't know. Chocolate isn't supposed to be lumpy like that.

>> No.9721641

Is this how gordon ramsey feels

>> No.9721691

if he was going to shove it in the oven WHY DID HE SEAR IT FIRST
An impressive dinner for my dad's skill level was microwaving hotdogs, and even he knew how to make a fucking salmon.

>> No.9721707

put the slice back down on the tray and cut the cheese strands with the spatula

>> No.9721723

>part where they slide the bones out

>> No.9721731

Is this the son he choked out and then kicked out of the house? If I were him I'd have put a fucking pipe bomb in Jack's car.

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This thread was touched by the chubby finger of Ja/ck/ and is already saved

>> No.9721777

Does it say on that plaque in the back, "your opinion is not in the recipe?"

>> No.9721788

what video is this from?

>> No.9721802

That is some finesse and fine plating at the end. Jacks got class

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General Tso's chicken I think

>> No.9721868

my sides, that video is hilarious

>> No.9721900

The general tso's video? Yeah I love how the whiteboard on the back says something like "tell your dad you love him." Oh jack.

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>that moment when he's confused by the whole peppers coming out of the jar

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To be fair he hangs out with shitty celebrities doing who the fuck knows what, probably sells drugs to them or some shit. Pretty sure he's a bigger douche than Jack. Jack actually got him to take his sauces to Epic Meal Time.

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>> No.9721957

fuck you chop you faggot

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kek, is Jack the ultimate living meme?

>> No.9722089

You fool, why haven't you filtered that imbecile yet like everyone else has done?

>> No.9722113

Holy shit what the fuck is he doing

>> No.9722134

i wonder what it tastes like

>> No.9722141 [DELETED] 

It tastes like the best BBQ sauce in the world.

>> No.9722162

I can't believe he is too stupid to cut a little of the end to make it stand up

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>> No.9722175

Have you read Jack's brothers' book?


>> No.9722179

>excited for webm thread
>it's Jackposting
I think the webms and the responses to them are hilarious. But I've already seen most of these.
What about some Ruby Day webms, please.

>> No.9722187

Does anyone have that watermelon chicken webm?

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Someone described it as smoke jello

>> No.9722199


jesus christ

>> No.9722213

nigger what the fuck

>> No.9722222

That description is... strange and uncanny, to say the least.

>> No.9722226


he has to be trolling at this point

>> No.9722242

Does Jack have dyspraxia?

>> No.9722257

He did have a stroke, so who knows.

>> No.9722266

A stroke? I don't think there's a lot of potential for brain damage...

>> No.9722273

How is Jack still alive?

>> No.9722283


This isn't even Ja/ck/. This is a whole other animal.

>> No.9722285

this legit scares me

>> No.9722317

this is a joke, right

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>> No.9722392

Very sensual

>> No.9722415

>eats tacos like a hamburger
>eats hamburgers like a taco
i dont know whats going on in that mans head

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>> No.9722436

What the fuck

>> No.9722437

he probably blamed it on the product and not his own incompetence like he always does

>> No.9722440

how to become lactose intolerant with only 1 bite

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>> No.9722451

gonna need sauce on that video

>> No.9722453 [DELETED] 

cheese has very very low amount of lactose

t. lactose intolerant but i can eat cheese freely.

>> No.9722454

No thanks

>> No.9722486

this is actually a thing people do. saves money when broke

>> No.9722508

I always assumed Jack is serious in what he's doing, but it's hard for me to believe that anyone on this planet can be this incompetent.

>> No.9722521

The way he reacts to it falling is fucking enraging. You can see his tiny brain trying to process what's going on and how it could ever be possible.

I legit hope this cunt finally fucks up properly and dies in the process, but I know he'll somehow always manage to cheat death, probably completely unkowingly too

>> No.9722528

So is this guy a legit tard or a troll?

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Why the FUCK doesn't Jack let things heat up a bit before he tries cooking it? That would solve alot of his incompetence.

>> No.9722609

just look up his 'yorkshire pudding' video, i'm pretty sure he's below 80 IQ


>> No.9722628

he does do better in the redo though. he gets giddy about it

>> No.9722636

What I see wrong here is the cut of meat and the heat of the pan. He might be just trying out some packaged shit just to check it out but I wouldn't consider that a steak. Pan heat was too low to begin with so he never got a proper sear. I might have issue with his seasoning if that was anything but plain salt and pepper. I have no issue with how done it was.

>> No.9722639

Who is this guy? He's hilarious and stupid. https://youtu.be/9sKZjEiV-fU

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>> No.9722730

Really need to have these on /wsg/.
Larger file sizes and audio.
I can imagine there are some great soundbites to be had.

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>> No.9722757

Fuck off Jack

>> No.9722766


>when shes already been fucked that day

>> No.9722820

>phone in meat tray
>golly gee i got pink eye
This dude contradicts evolution

>> No.9722836

nah he made a video on it
>hey guys i was away for a little
>i had a stroke
>one day my hands stopped working but i figured it wasnt a problem big enough to go to the hospital
>but i had to go anyway
This moron....

>> No.9722880

>how to make shit beer even worse

>> No.9722888

is this guy retarded?

>> No.9722890

someone married and had a child with this fat fuck

>> No.9722902

Did he blame the spillage on the bottle opener?

>> No.9722959

Watching Jack makes me realise how Frank Grimes felt about Homer Simpson.

>> No.9722990


Why in the love of fuck would you put your phone in the meat tray?

>> No.9722996

I just noticed that his washer and dryer is in his kitchen.

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>> No.9723012

Dem tasty apple stickers

>> No.9723038

I like to think Jack had a moment of introspection when he noticed the egg sliding inside the grill. I bet he was like "yup, I fucked it up, again. I don't even care, I fuck up everything" and stared at it instead of trying to save it.

>> No.9723052

yeah, the little motion he does with his left hand

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>He has more than ZERO offspring

What kind of disgusting sex-hole agreed to let Jack ooze inside of it and belch out another genetic calamity?

>> No.9723168

Stop being Gay anon

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>> No.9723301

looked like he was gonna cry

>> No.9723312

god I love cold steel videos

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>> No.9723377


he made a fucking non-newtonian fluid

my fucking sides

>> No.9723396

this never fails to make me cry laughing, it's so strange

>> No.9723403

I like to think of Jack as the ethos of the "dumb amerifat" meme all the yuropoors use.

>> No.9723414

I really hope he's not trying to pass off Alton Brown's corndog recipe as his own because that's infuriating.

>> No.9723436


here's some context


>> No.9723472
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This entire thread is really really making me question how the USA became the most powerful and influential nation in the history of the planet.

>> No.9723482

what's the problem with this?

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>> No.9723695

Hint: The people posting in this thread weren't involved.

>> No.9723730

We didn't have to rebuild our entire country after both world wars, and also we didn't socialize the christ out of everything which let businesses thrive.

>> No.9723810

America would be better off right now if it had gotten atleast a little bit of heavy bombing in major cities. The entire rest of the world completely shits on our shitty infrastructure and a large reason why is because they had their's completely destroyed

>> No.9723824

The rest of the world shits on our infrastructure because most of them are the size of a small state, which makes it piss easy to do. America is huge. Like, just physically enormous. Good infrastructure is absurdly difficult to do when your country is that big.

>> No.9723920

dont forget the shitty 50s boomer infrastructure

>> No.9723931


Stop blaming everything on the boomers, you fucking loser

>> No.9723937

Is that semen on the left side?

>> No.9723940
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>that white shit dangling on the sandwich
Please tell me that's just a long cut of shredded lettuce and not saliva

>> No.9723947

I saw that, read this comment, then couldnt stop thinking about the texture of stringy saliva until I gagged.
I hate you

>> No.9723962

dont worry, it looks like a strand of onion.
hes repulsive but not that kind of repulsive

>> No.9723966

How can you not know corn starch?

>> No.9723968

this one is missing the fat guy's commentary

>> No.9724012
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never before have I understood vegetarians, and their feelings of disgust for those that disrespect already dead animals. Jack makes me wish that cow was alive so he couldn't abuse its flesh.

>> No.9724058
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>oil wasn't even at water boiling temperature probably

>> No.9724072

We used to have so much regulation and federal programs and it was great. We'll never see another new deal.

>> No.9724098
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anybody have the mexican food truck videos? those are the most satisfyingly enraging for me, especially the way they open up the doriotos bags with scissors

>> No.9724118

fucking fat bastard

>> No.9724129
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>> No.9724137

You mean all that shit that immediately proved it was not sustainable in the long term?
The same thing that gave us the worthless social security and medicare programs that eat more than half our budget?

>> No.9724174

>"No one can call me a faggot in school now!"

>> No.9724178
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>> No.9724182

Why is there always someone like you shittalking Chicago pizza? It's good, even if it is a casserole. Oh cause it's not such and such fuck you!

>> No.9724198

why is it half gelatine

>> No.9724205

>flicks the pork cube away

>> No.9724211


>> No.9724212

>immediately proved it was not sustainable in the long term
you mean the unprecedented american golden age that lasted till late 1969?

>> No.9724213

I want to D I E

>> No.9724216
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>disliking jackposting

>> No.9724230
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>liking jackposting

>> No.9724242
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You're already ja/ck/'d

>> No.9724247

>better not dump in all the salsa, otherwise this might not be delicious!

>> No.9724268

Could this man actually learn how to cook before hosting a fucking cooking show?

>> No.9724275
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Excuse me but in this land we are FREE

>> No.9724279
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>going against the timeless /ck/ tradition known as jackposting

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>> No.9724297

wa la, my friend

>> No.9724319

To be fair coming to /ck/ for a webm thread is like going to /b/ for porn.

>> No.9724332


>> No.9724333

Her episode on omelettes was so fly

>> No.9724345

Is that chilli flakes in the bowl?

>> No.9724347

reddit doesn't know about kay's good cooking yet

>> No.9724356

Why the ramekin? Unneccesary wash-up

>> No.9724357

>being this new

>> No.9724372

enjoy that low t life of yours. drink some more soy while you're at it

>> No.9724386
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It's cayenne. "Someone" told him it would cure his pinkeye.

>> No.9724394

>the eternity between the egg hitting the table and the event registering in jack's glacial lizard brain

>> No.9724426

Pretty rare to find that degree of scratched Teflon.

>> No.9724547
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toastin in le ebin jack bread xD

>> No.9724548
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This is now an LA Beast thread.

>> No.9724605
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Bit late for that, you are now ensconced in the gelatinous embrace of Ja/ck/

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>> No.9724661

This is actually a legitimate method but it looks like he burned it

>> No.9724663

>Feed woman who has exclusively eaten cheesy potatoes for years undercooked, crappy brussel sprouts
i wonder

>> No.9724666

Can y'all seriously fuck off with the jackposting for a bit? I would post something but all of the files I have are too large.

>> No.9724667

She didn't even try it, retard. Her hand was shaking before she even got it on her spoon, and at no point it entered her mouth or touched her skin. Don't make excuses for her bursting into tears like a three-year-old over food she hadn't even tasted.

>> No.9724669
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Now why would we do that?

>> No.9724670

Way too much water, he made a kind of soup instead of doing a one pot pasta.

>> No.9724675

It looks like he melted chocolate chips with no tempering or anything in an attempt to en-robe the cake with it

>> No.9724684

How the fuck is this even possible? Did he refridgerate it and then bake it at 500f or something?

>> No.9724685

Because it's a really shitty forced meme of a repulsive fatass thinks he can cook for shit. every time we have these threads, the majority of it is Jack or the fucking pumpkin spice hot dog. it's annoying

>> No.9724690

In that video she talks about a traumatic experience she had with food when she was younger. She has an actual mental illness and needs therapy, she's not just LOL PICKY EATER FAT AMERICAN XD

>> No.9724692
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You seem mad, you need to just take a big boy bite out of your favorite food.

>> No.9724695

Your /s4s/ tier posting doesn't help either.

>> No.9724697

is this joe rogan

>> No.9724711

I actually own one and I am scared to use the blades.

I mostly only use the mandolin and the grater.

>> No.9724713
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>being this butt blasted by the King of /ck/

>> No.9724714


>> No.9724717

This is what happens when mods are the ones actively trying to destroy a board.

>> No.9724721

I watched this and mexican maple syrup boy just yesterday lmaooo

>> No.9724722

The way he eats burgers and sandwiches will never get less infuriating

>> No.9724742
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How about pizza?

>> No.9724809

just wow..

>> No.9724812

is that a fly?

>> No.9724820 [DELETED] 


>> No.9724939

Why does he grab it with his tongue

>> No.9724956

There's one up at the moment >>>/wsg/1972593

>> No.9724957

Mayo is basically just oil and egg yolks- both of which are in a lot of cakes anyway- just emulsified. It makes perfect sense.

>> No.9724970

Also all those European empires gave back most of the land they'd colonised.

>> No.9724977
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oh god, /ck/ users confirmed for reddit-tier insecure pussy that whine at anything they don't likes.
will /ck/ ever recover from this?

>> No.9725058

womp womp

>> No.9725089

It's a prehensile tongue, like a monkey's tail. He's basically a primitive primate.

>> No.9725291
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>> No.9725357
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Pshh..nothing personnel

>> No.9725361

I was half expecting this kid to fuck up and impale his hand on the meathook.

>> No.9725366


>> No.9725375
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>> No.9725401

>minimal jack posting
>posts something worse than jack

>> No.9725408

Any WebM thread that says "No Jack" is the reverse-psychology Jack bait thread. It keeps the retards out of the real WebM thread.

>> No.9725414

fuck u nigga, jack is based

>> No.9725606
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>> No.9725618
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white bread

>> No.9725647

Where's the kidney? They just made steak pie.

>> No.9725752

the filename made me crack up

>> No.9725763

do anglos really eat this?

>> No.9725841

ramsay makes it better

>> No.9725899

That looks fucking delicious.

>> No.9725900

I'm assuming this'll just make the jack posters even more powerful, but I really hate how that's what 75% of these threads boil down to.

>> No.9725916
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For what purpose?

>> No.9725923

>janitor deleted all Ja/ck/ posts

/ck/ officially confirmed no fun board

>> No.9725941
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>> No.9725943

Based mods doing God’s work.
That /tv/ tier shit doesn’t belong on here.

>> No.9725957

Every action of Jack's elicits disgust from me. Every motion of his seems unnatural and profane.

>> No.9726007

I want to fuck that sandwich.

>> No.9726040
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Fuck british food.

>> No.9726050


>> No.9726169

I don't get it, why do they fry it then refrigerate it then fry it again?

>> No.9726176

He's a lizard person

>> No.9726177


Double frying things makes them crispier and helps them stay crispy longer. Can't remember exactly why.

>> No.9726182


This reminds me of the grilled cheese scene from Chef.

>> No.9726183

From what I know it's the Belgian way to make fries.

>> No.9726187

Someone's bully is about to have some regrets.

>> No.9726266

Much of what is shit here is "tradition". And it's super traditional around here to purposely post shit people DON'T want posted, like fucking bananas in YLYL.

Why oh why do I keep coming back to this horrid place?

>> No.9726318
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>> No.9726442

Then just go make your own fucking Jack thread instead of shitting up every other thread with him. It's shitposting behavior like that which lead to GR15 getting made.

>> No.9726463

I keep waiting for that to happen in one of their videos. They come really fucking close sometimes too.

Is the yellow stuff the testicles or some other gland?

It's not just me then. I didn't want to ask but yeah, I don't see any kidney on that pie unless they count the suet, which they shouldn't.

>> No.9726473

Yeah, looks like I got the filename wrong. I found the video searching for steak and kidney pudding, but that one's just steak and mushroom.

>> No.9726479
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Jannies will delete a pure jack thread so they force jackposters to infect all other threads

>> No.9726481

That's a woman.

>> No.9726487

>Janitor deletes jack threads
>Janitor deletes jack posts in this thread
Are you seeing a trend? Maybe, just maybe, you aren't wanted here.

>> No.9726496
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They didn't delete the posts here, one user got banned and it auto deleted his posts. As you can see the other jackpots remain.. Or are you too stupid to notice the obvious?

>> No.9726503
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>they didn't delete the posts they just deleted the posts AND the user

>> No.9726508

>white text on white background
I didn't want to read your ingredients anyways

>> No.9726532

Did he just take a taste of the raw beef at 0:15

>> No.9726572

shut the hell up boomer tripfag

>> No.9726589

it's like when a frog sticks its tongue out to catch a fly

>> No.9726597
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Jack has
>loadsa money
>a big house
>multiple children
>a loving wife
>plenty of friends
>an involved church community
>a great easy job doing things he loves
and he's basically a fucking idiot.

What's that say about you?

>> No.9726675

How? Just watch The free video

>> No.9726682

I watch all his videos.

>> No.9726768

It amazes me how many of you retards keep saying half these webms are Jack when they are clearly women. Can autistic people not tell sex by hands?

>> No.9726777


>> No.9726786

>pass user since 2012

Top cuck

>> No.9726815

>supporting a website you frequent is akin to cuckoldry
you're retarded

>> No.9726828

This shit is legit if made right. The WebM isn't, but making your own green sauce and pouring it over chips, then covering it in cheese and meat is fucking amazing.
I make it every week, Yes, the chips are supposed to be soggy too.

>> No.9726834
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>> No.9726855

you know italos: they just reproduce

>> No.9726859

It's the uropygial gland, which produces the oil that birds use for preening.

>> No.9727007
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Holy fuck that single tear at 0:11

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>> No.9727103
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T-this is a blue board sir

>> No.9727158

Someone post the video of Jack making the "homemade" tomato sauce.

>> No.9727169

You're a disgusting person for liking chicago pizza.

>> No.9727193

The George RR Martin of the cooking world.

>> No.9727198

Fuck... I just realized he lives less than 30 mins from me.

>> No.9727340

Why do these fags need to make vegan versions of shit that already exists instead of making their own shit

>> No.9727504

How does this not completely fuck up your throat?

>> No.9727512


first fry is to cook it, second is to make it crispy. they didn't really get crispy though. supposed to be lower temp the first time, higher the second. when you buy french fries at the grocery store to bake / fry them at home, they've been fried once and frozen. same goes for most chains & restaurant suppliers

>> No.9727625

>how to eat a pussy

>> No.9727788

>no pickles to cut through all that richness and sweetness

o n e j o b

>> No.9727794

Fuck off queer go back to /lgbt/. every thread deserves jackposting

>> No.9727801

"At a butcher or deli, or wherever you get your fish" 1:58

>> No.9727814

If you stopped deep throating your dad long enough to try an onion ring, you might acquire some taste.

>> No.9727829

>soyboy eggs

>> No.9727839

thought these two fags were going to kiss at the end

>> No.9727871

Everytime someone makes it mods delete it, so fuck ot faggot, if you dont liked jackposting stop asking mods to delete jackposts

>> No.9727957

>wake up early and enter the bakery
>fire up the traditional stone oven, grab some of our precious dough starter, and get to work
>after hours of labour, being sure to get everything just right, I have a beautiful loaf of bread
>think of all the possibilities
>i could toast a slice and have it with a nice jam
>i could take two slices and stack it with premium meats, cheeses, and leafy vegetables for a gorgeous club sandwich
>i could grill up a beautiful cheese toastie
>or i could slap a bunch of oily, fried potatoes and some tomato and sugar puree on it because what this loaf of starch really needs is some more starch

How do these people actually exist?

>> No.9727972
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>all the deleted jack posts in this thread
>still dozens of jack posts left standing
What did the mods mean by this?

>> No.9728011

You can never fully get rid of cancer.

>> No.9728048

i bet it would even be better for the enviroment if you would eat a localy produced egg instead flying in a fucking avocado from africa

>> No.9728068


Wtf, where am I supposed to get seal?

>> No.9728100

>sugar == starch

>> No.9728127

why not fish finger butt with chips tho

>> No.9728303
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Forchan is really interesting.
If I want to see disgusting food I go to /ck/
If I want to hear abhorrent music I go to /mu/
If I want to see repugnant digital art I go to /gd/
If I want to see shitty photographs I go to /p/

>> No.9728713

I love her and her show. Still watch the episodes when I am really drunk. What a food champ.

>> No.9728738

This is Jacks' world. We're just living in it.

>> No.9728830

vegans are such a giant meme
just be vegeterian like sane people

>> No.9728889

Don't worry, anon, I got your joke. Pretty good.

>> No.9728900

Why shears? Wouldn't scissors work fine for this

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>> No.9729015

I thought this was porn for a second.

>> No.9729035

such a gorgeous pen on that big bitch

>> No.9729119

right in the benis

>> No.9729526


>> No.9729585

Fucking boo hoo, her 'traumatic experience' was being fed ham, which she spat out onto the table. She made zero efforts to change or improve herself and the only reason any progress at all was made was because of her husband, coddling this stupid bitch and letting her eat nothing but precious cheesy potatoes is what led to this happening in the first place.

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>> No.9730176

If they're clean it really doesn't matter.