Food trends/stereotypes that annoy you

[Anonymous No.9718312]

What are some that bother you? Try to think of something relative to your area or personal experience rather than general crap we hear all the time like "hurr I hate vegans cause they dumb" or soyboy crap.

One for me is the "cheese whiz" on a cheesesteak. I lived in Philly for most of my life and the whiz shit seems to be more of a tourist trend rather than internal one. Locals will always choose provolone over that disgusting slop. It seems like many times when the topic comes up when I talk to people not from around me they have this impression that a cheesesteak isn't a cheesesteak without it.

[Anonymous No.9718325]

>>9718312
When you order a non-alcoholic drink and they fill the glass with ice all the way to the top to ensure you're getting as little fluid as possible while also making your drink watery as fuck if you didn't drink it right away.

[Anonymous No.9718333]

>>9718325
uh they do that with alcoholic drinks too...

[Anonymous No.9718348]

>>9718333
What shitty pub do you go to that puts ice in your pint?

[Anonymous No.9718355]

>>9718333
I guess the difference there would be that you're buying alcoholic drinks for the alcohol, which even in a cup full of ice wouldn't come up to the brim.

[Anonymous No.9718359]

>>9718333
You would get the same amount without ice in that case though.

[Anonymous No.9718379]

I think limes are overrated. I personally don't like lime and don't want lime in my drink, on my fish or with any other food/drink.

[Anonymous No.9718381]

>>9718325
I always order light ice. Even with alcoholic drinks.

[Anonymous No.9718412]

>>9718379
you're missing out on refreshing bitter-sour lime zestfulness, anon.

try lemon instead, might be less astringent to the o' tastebuds.

[Anonymous No.9718467]

>>9718312
I'm from upstate New York. I've literally never been to NYC. Everyone expects me to have strong opinions about pizza. No one in Rochester cares about thin crust vs. deep dish beyond normal food preferences, but that's all anyone thinks when they know where I'm from.
We have our own fucking regional foods that no one cares to hear about. Apparently garbage plates, chicken french, salt potatoes and the ubiquity of gyros in diners is boring compared to thin pizza and hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.9718498]

>>9718467
I feel your pain there. While I posted the cheesesteak in OP, whenever people find out where I'm from they imagine that cheesesteaks are the only thing that we eat, despite having much better local items available. We have one of the largest Puerto Rican populations in the United States, if not the largest, so they have added a new element to cuisine here. Also, our restaurant scene has always been relatively strong.

[Anonymous No.9718500]

>>9718312
That reddit instagram shit where theres an entire bakery piled onto a cup

[Anonymous No.9718536]

>>9718333
Alcoholic drinks are supposed to have a ton of ice... it throws off the ratios if not. You'll just get more soda and the same amount of liquor.

[Anonymous No.9718543]

>>9718312
Roast pork > Cheesesteak in Philly

go birds btw

[Anonymous No.9718708]

>>9718312
go birds :3

[Anonymous No.9718719]

>>9718312
When i lived in Philly I quickly learned that wiz was some bullshit created by owners in the 80s. Its way cheaper than American or Provolone , but people in the city who grew up eating them aren't stupid so they're marketed almost exclusively to people from Delaware and NJ

[Anonymous No.9718728]

>>9718467
Gyros are straight up boring and easily the worst meat for a kebab. Beef and chicken with a different sauce are so much better than mashed up lamb and its a god damn shame gyros took off in the US vs kebabs. But thats racism for you

[Anonymous No.9718740]

>>9718312
People in Kentucky don't drink bourbon and instead prefer Tennessee whiskey. Also less than 1% of people who attend horse races are from Kentucky; were just too poor to go.

[Anonymous No.9718751]

>>9718740
Gotta stop getting kids pregnant in high school
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/18/opinion/sunday/blue-states-red-states-values.html

[Anonymous No.9718754]

>>9718467
>Apparently garbage plates, chicken french, salt potatoes and the ubiquity of gyros in diners is boring compared to thin pizza
yep, pizza shits all over that stuff
>I'm from upstate New York. I've literally never been to NYC.
what is wrong with you, seriously? You live right next to the most iconic city in the world and you've never visited it?

[Anonymous No.9718763]

>>9718751
We are. The new standard is middle school

[Anonymous No.9718772]

>>9718754
>NYC can compare to Tokyo
lol no, NYC is the best city in the US but come on. You can get basically everything NYC has to offer plus more and you get one of the safest cleanest cities on earth. NYC just has diversity of women and cheap cheese.

[Anonymous No.9718788]

>>9718543
100% agree. Also game this afternoon should be great.

>>9718719
Unfortunately in marketing whiz for plausible tourists they generated the image that it was a Philly thing. Anybody who actually has lived in the city knows that provolone is the dominant local choice.

[Anonymous No.9718795]

>>9718788
I always got provolone when I lived there, but pretty much everyone from Philly I met got American.

[Anonymous No.9718813]

>>9718312
>is _____ a meme food?
>this is hipster numale food
>soyboy
>this is rabbit food
>______ cuisine is bad
All of these are very dumb.

[Anonymous No.9718816]

>>9718795
I guess that can be debatable. When talking about cheesesteaks you're probably right about American being the more popular, but for sandwiches in general it at least seems to me to be provolone.

[Anonymous No.9718826]

>>9718772
>cleanest city on earth
>not Prague

[Anonymous No.9718828]

beer that comes in glass bottles instead of cans

like there is 0 advantage to storing it in a bottle over a can, especially since you're gonna pour it out anyways if you're not a pleb

[Anonymous No.9718888]

Meme tacos. There are a bunch of "trendy Mexican" restaurants that opened recently that sell shitty over complicated hipster tacos for like four times what the should cost.

[Anonymous No.9718904]

>not getting whiz AND provolone
Idiot

[Anonymous No.9718914]

>>9718826
>Prague
>City
>Population 1.259 million (2015)

Thats barely a town

[Anonymous No.9718918]

Here in Canada it seems like the current trend is take [Staple Food] and add [Indian/Middle Eastern Food] to it. Curry Poutine's the worst offender to it. But I guess it sells.

[Anonymous No.9718920]

>>9718888
I guarantee those aren't priced per taco and come out with 2 or 3 on a plate.
And that's ok for the pricing.

[Anonymous No.9718924]

>>9718918
>Curry Poutine
I don't know that sounds like it could be pretty great. Is it like Tandoori Chicken in a poutine or something or is it straight up a curry with fries and cheese on top?

[Anonymous No.9718926]

>>9718920
Nope, it's per taco. Given they are slightly bigger than a normal taco but still a rip off.

[Anonymous No.9718931]

>>9718920
No outside of places that literally border Mexico its pretty common pricing. Usually for tacos that aren't that big either, they just have "exotic" ingredients

[Anonymous No.9718933]

>>9718924
Nah it's butter chicken over fries and cheese curds

[Anonymous No.9718934]

>>9718933
I'm slightly drunk and that sounds fucking fantastic.

[Anonymous No.9718936]

>>9718888
Place by where I live now that does things Chipotle style, but their food is actually really good. Their ingredients are pretty regular though, they just choose a higher quality and the meat is prepared in a more authentic style. They pretty much match Chipotle on price too so it's an easy choice.

As for the meme tacos, I get what you mean. "napa cabbage" and "escabeche carrots" is just hipster tier crap for tacos.

[Anonymous No.9718937]

>>9718888
>e621
nice
>females
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.9718940]

>>9718933

This sounds like something my wife would pay $10 US to eat. I would probably help.

[Anonymous No.9718951]

>>9718926
Gotcha
>>9718931
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.9718952]

>>9718348
Not all of us drink horse piss. Some of us like cocktails.

[Anonymous No.9718953]

>>9718940
CA$6 at New York Fries, which is ironically enough only a canadian chain.

[Anonymous No.9718954]

>>9718933
Yeah I'm with them
>>9718934
>>9718940

[Anonymous No.9718957]

>>9718888
>those tabs

[Anonymous No.9718958]

>>9718937
Friend of mine drew some Bellwether porn so we were posting more examples.

[Anonymous No.9718967]

>>9718953

Maybe I'll just make this when I do butter chicken for dinner next time. Good way to use leftovers, I guess. Won't be able to procure cheese curds easily, but I bet a melty chunked cheese will do fine.

[Anonymous No.9718973]

>>9718967

>want cheese curds
>chopped string cheeses instead

poorfag cuisine at its finest

[Anonymous No.9718979]

>>9718888
Unfortunately a thing here in DFW as well- not quite that expensive in most cases, but tacos from 2.50-4 per taco is not out of the question.

[Anonymous No.9718987]

>>9718914
>2024
>living in an overcrowded sanctuary district

[Anonymous No.9718989]

>>9718967
Go with fresh mozzerella instead.

[Anonymous No.9719004]

>>9718989

Fresh mozz is nice and all (great melting quality), but it's usually so goddamn milquetoast. I'd probably just go with havarti if I'm gonna pay fresh mozz prices, or be a fucking idiot and make a custom melty cheese block with sodium citrate.

[Anonymous No.9719007]

>>9719004
Yeah...the guy said he was gonna cut up string cheese, man.
I doubt he's going to make his own.

[Anonymous No.9719013]

>>9718914
Look at american city sizes, besides the top 5 they are all between 1 and 2 million

[Anonymous No.9719014]

>>9718888
This summer fag just posted his first screenshot! congrats my man!

[Anonymous No.9719016]

>>9718312
Honestly gas station junk food in white table cloth places
Pork rinds as an amuse bouche or fucking top ramen as an entree for 20+ dollars seriously? (Not taking tonkasu or whatever it is with the chopsticks pulling out impurities from the bones I get you are paying on the labor for that and it's worth it the shit that is practically house made maruchan at top dollar is what I mean) get back to keeping high end food classy

[Anonymous No.9719019]

>>9719007

Cutting up string cheese isn't a bad idea. Especially if you let it sit in its little tube on the counter for a half hour, let it warm up.

Fuck. I'm doing this.

[Anonymous No.9719022]

>>9718719
From NJ originally and this might be past my day as I moved to the Midwest but I think if I got canned cheese on a cheese steak in Philly I would throw that shit in the cashier's face

[Anonymous No.9719024]

>>9718467
>>9718498
I feel your pain, friends. Try being someone who grew up in Texas to living in NorCal. I'll never escaped some form of prejudice. People either expect me to be a bible thumping red state Yosemite Sam, or a "liberal commie faggot". Neither of which is true. And, (trying to stay on topic) don't even get me started on the food assumptions. No, not everyone here in NorCal eats avocado toast or drinks milk alternatives. Yes, lots of Texans put beans in chili ( I personally don't, but not because I think it's wrong, but for other culinary reasons). Oh, the list of misconceptions could go on and on.

[Anonymous No.9719028]

>>9718828
Well light exposure actually does skunk/hurts the flavor of beer but in a sealed completely opaque can is actually better for a can than any colored transparent bottle

[Anonymous No.9719029]

>>9718312
those fucking hipster bullshit artsy restaurants
>no plates
>food portions are small as fuck
>food tastes bland
>no chairs
>everything in written in chalc
>hiphop/punkrock playing
>almost never serve meat
>some bullshit "the best creation of 20xx"
worst thing is those fucking "restaurants" last like half a year and get replaced by some bullshit then .Its like an everlasting cancer
All those faggots need to die .

[Anonymous No.9719035]

>9719029
>no plates

[Anonymous No.9719038]

I really fucking hate the american meat zeitgeist
>all raw meats are lethal unless its fish handled by gooks
>meat sharing a plate with other food items in a meal must be drenched in some kind of sauce
>except for steaks and chickun, meat must be either smoked, heavily seasoned, processed into another meat product, or otherwise heavily altered before cooking
>if meat is in a dish, it must occupy at least 50% of the weight, volume, or caloric content of the whole dish
>you want prosciutto? sorry fucko its gotta be smoked until the texture of leather has been acquired

[Anonymous No.9719041]

People who make stupid blanket statements like "I hate vegetables" or "I don't like seafood" because fuck you the earth is 75% water and there are millions of edible plants. You can't hate all of them that's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.9719050]

>>9719041
Agreed. That makes me rage.

[Anonymous No.9719083]

>>9718828
Beer tastes better from a glass bottle you imbecile

[Anonymous No.9719085]

>>9719083
>i enjoy the taste of mild skunking

[Anonymous No.9719181]

>>9718379
nigger

[Anonymous No.9719190]

>>9719038
Euro or retard?

[Anonymous No.9719191]

>>9719041
I don't like seafood. The oils make my semen smell like fucking fish and I'm allergic to shellfish. So FUCK YOU.

[Anonymous No.9719197]

>>9718920
my sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.9719198]

>>9718772
>NYC is the best city in the US
It's one of the worst.

[Anonymous No.9719211]

>>9719198
Name a better city in the US.

[Anonymous No.9719214]

When you order chili and it has beans in it

[Anonymous No.9719215]

>>9719013
Hence they are barely towns, but they're even worse off since America doesn't spend on infrastructure anymore

[Anonymous No.9719219]

>>9719211
Fresno is fucking better than NYC, at least you can leave it within 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.9719222]

>>9719211
Houstatlantavegas

[Anonymous No.9719227]

>>9719219
>The best thing about a city is being able to leave it

Fuck off back to the country, go buy your clothes and groceries at wal-mart, and get addicted to heroine because you live in the wild and got hurt once

[Anonymous No.9719228]

>>9719227
Sounds like you're projecting your insecurities
Why is this?

[Anonymous No.9719233]

A food stereotype I hate is when people assume that all Spanish/Hispanic food is spicy.

[Anonymous No.9719235]

>>9719228
>Nothing you said was incorrect so I'm going to attack you as a distraction to your point

[Anonymous No.9719237]

>>9719219
>Fresno
>Better than anything

[Anonymous No.9719243]

>>9718312
Fucking avocados. They're disgusting but it attained some kind of meme status so now everybody is putting it in shit.

Alternative food like quinoa or gluten-free food which people assume is naturally more healthy and gains some fucking holy Grail status

[Anonymous No.9719245]

>>9719222
If you need a car to get around its not really a city

[Anonymous No.9719246]

>>9719211
I live in NY, grew up here
I quite enjoyed my time In pittsburgh last summer

on an unrelated note
one time I went to a bartender and ordered a southern comfort and coke
she took out two 16 oz glasses like you would put a soda in and filled them both to the top, one with southern comfort, the other with coke, and then she only charged me $8

[Anonymous No.9719247]

>>9719211
"Best" is honestly subjective. I love Baltimore ever since going to college there, but statistically it's probably one of the crappiest. I'd choose to go there over NYC any day.

[Anonymous No.9719253]

>>9719211
Chicago

[Anonymous No.9719255]

>>9719253
After living in Tokyo for 3 years and immediately moving to Chicago after, Chicago is an absolute shit hole of a city compared to Tokyo and NYC

[Anonymous No.9719272]

>>9718312
>Boston area
>Seafood places having the best fries
All the seafood places I've been have had disappointing to decent fries
There are a lot of great fries in Massachusetts, but they aren't in the seafood places

[Anonymous No.9719273]

>>9719245
>If you need a car to get around its not really a city
It's better in Kowloon

[Anonymous No.9719279]

>>9719273
I heard they had an amazing subway system, which was exactly my point

[Anonymous No.9719286]

>>9719279
>I heard they had an amazing subway system
Hurr durr

[Anonymous No.9719295]

>>9719255
howdya end up in there, if you dont mind sharin, and how was it?

[Anonymous No.9719408]

>>9718312
Places that try to get away with overpricing the shit out of the cheapest ingredients they can get
We have burgers and wings guys XD, I'm not stupid, I know what the mark up on that shit is, I can make my own thank you.

[Anonymous No.9719415]

>>9718740
Well this whole post is just wrong. Bourbon is widely preferred unless you are talking about some dive bar that just serves well-whiskey. Keeneland is a ton of local people going. 1% is a dumb number.

[Anoɳymous No.9719444]

>>9719245
>>9719273
>>9719286
Take the discussion to >>>/n/.
Kowloon walled city is rad as fuck and I agree that there shouldn't be a good reason to use a car in an actual city.

[Anonymous No.9719522]

>>9719295
School and work. Tokyo is easily one of the best places in the world, but when you have specialized knowledge its dumb to live there unless you were born there

[Anonymous No.9720166]

>>9718828
I solely drink from glass bottles in case I have to hit someone with it and use the broken neck as a knife.

T. Cajun

[Anonymous No.9720193]

Getting anything that's green next to your dish automatically makes it "healthy"
Like literally a few slices of cucumber and a bit of salad will make anything next to it a healthy meal. People genuinely believe this and that's how I end up with fucking rucola/rocket salad on my pizza, even though it isn't mentioned anywhere on the menu

[Anonymous No.9720203]

>>9718325
Ice is more expensive than soda if you use those soda machines that mix sirup with water. Ice has to be kept froze and electricity is expensive.

[Anonymous No.9720226]

>>9718467
>waaah, nobody cares about my tiny ass rural village compared to one of the most important cities in the world

[Anonymous No.9720255]

>>9718467
>why doesn't anyone want to eat a food called "garbage plates"?
>why does nobody care about my "city" made entirely of abandoned rust factories and plasma donation centers
Gee I wonder why

[Anonymous No.9720280]

>>9720226
>>9720255
Sounds like the samefag is asshurt someone called his fairy utopia less than special. Not the poster you were replying to, but upstates got a lot more genuine culture than what PooYorkers would like you to think. Have fun spending your time burning your wallet and living in a cardboard box for $3000 a month.

[Anonymous No.9720293]

>>9718467
Go to Acme bar on Monroe ave, they have a decent slice. Lived there for 4 years and never had decent pizza anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.9720296]

>>9718312
The weird thing is none of the national chains that have "philly cheese steak" offer it. It's always white american cheese, or some mild white real cheese like monterey jack. So if you don't eat it and we don't eat it where the hell does it come from?

[Anonymous No.9720323]

>>9718312
>>9718719
I worked at a local pizza place in Canada and we had Philly cheese steaks on our menu. Provolone was the default for cheese and whiz wasn't even an option.

[Anonymous No.9720342]

>>9719022
No you wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.9720411]

>>9720296
>National Philly cheese steak chains

Like McDonald's?

[Anonymous No.9720735]

>>9718543
You ready to go 9 and 1?

[Anonymous No.9720771]

>>9718754
Rochester is both far as fuck and on the wrong side of the Hudson river, it would take all day just to get to NYC using public transportation, and fuck if you're driving there

[Anonymous No.9720777]

>>9720771
I assume that guy has a cage if he lives way upstate, he could drive to say, Croton-Harmon or some place like that, park his cage, and then take the train in like everyone who commutes into Grand Central for work during the week

[Anonymous No.9720793]

I'm a Delaware native and I can't fucking stand the pretentious fucks from New York and New Jersey who shit all over our food (especially our bagels) and claim that everything back home was so much better. Pennsylvania and Maryland people are chill, though.

[Anonymous No.9720795]

>>9718754
>>9718772
>>9720771
Syracuse-fag here; NYC is a piece of shit and so is everyone and everything in it. Smells like shit, and you pass a million people every hour that wouldn't give a fuck if you were bleeding to death in front of them.
In my area things are cheaper, you don't have to wade through 3 hours of traffic just to go 20 miles and people around here actually care.

You can take your city and fuck right off. Oh and you're welcome for the electricity and clean drinking water. Assholes.

[Anonymous No.9720809]

>>9720795
Country folk really dont like city fuckers.
I like the city because im poor.
Love the mountains.

[Anonymous No.9720816]

>>9720795
>you pass a million people every hour that wouldn't give a fuck if you were bleeding to death in front of them
Really depends on the neighborhood m8

In slav neighborhoods, chinese neighborhoods, black neighborhoods, italian neighborhoods, irish neighborhoods, definitely yes, you will bleed out

In mexican neighborhoods, dominican neighborhoods, anglo neighborhoods, no

Also, having lived in rust belt places, I wouldn't put it past some people to capture hapless coasties passing through to slaughter and eat them and sell their stuff on ebay. Not all communities, but the "hills have eyes" vibe is strong depending on how close you are to the big lake

[Anonymous No.9720817]

>>9720809
It's more expensive to live in the city. Move. Seriously, find a job somewhere else and get out of there. Cost of living in nyc is astronomical and no shit you're poor if you're staying there.

There is only one thing to do. Move.

[Anonymous No.9720828]

>>9720816
>Also, having lived in rust belt places, I wouldn't put it past some people to capture hapless coasties passing through to slaughter and eat them and sell their stuff on ebay. Not all communities, but the "hills have eyes" vibe is strong depending on how close you are to the big lake

Again I live in the syracuse area, not in any city. I am more than familiar with these kind of people and they are very much not ONLY in certain states.

Onion town and Gill hill are pretty famous examples near me that are completely inbred trash that shoot at cars dumb enough to pass by on their 'land'.

It's not limited to the rust belt, and im very much aware that where you are can make a difference.

[Anonymous No.9720830]

>>9720816
Oh yeah and as far as jews go it's a mixed bag. The neighborhoods where there are shomrim, they'd probably drag your bleeding body into a gutter to avoid getting goy blood on their tires. The reform jews on the UWS though are perfectly decent folk and they'd help you

[Anonymous No.9720841]

>>9720777
>calls it a cage
Wow you're a fag who probably buys $4.50 millennial vegan tacos

[Anonymous No.9720842]

>>9720830
>>9720816
>focuses on only one thing
The damage control is real. Fuck new york city.

[Anonymous No.9720849]

>>9720411
Yes exactly like McDonald's dumbass

[Anonymous No.9720854]

>>9720841
I'm Gen X, and for the most part I do not eat tacos in NYC. Having traveled all over Mexico and eaten the food, before the drug war got out of hand, I'm not very happy with the state of Mexican cuisine in NYC. It's gotten better in the last 10 years but it's still unsatisfactory.

Also, I don't think most millennials are eating the $4.50 micro-tacos at TaCombi. They're more likely to get a burrito bowl at, say, Dos Toros. More calories per dollar.

[Anonymous No.9720866]

>>9719029
>"the best creation of 20xx"
delet this

[Anonymous No.9720872]

>>9720842
What are you so angry about? I replied to what caught my eye, you gonna sperg out just because I didn't give you a point-by-point "refutation"? Yeah, there's traffic. Normal people just take the subway instead of circling the block for 3 hours and then getting into a fight with a stranger.

https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2017/02/01/the-scarcer-the-parking-the-more-room-for-things-that-make-cities-tick/

[Anonymous No.9720897]

The stigma that comes with buying healthy food

People make so many presumptions that im some kind of health freak just because i love sardines and dates and salads or because i occasionally have a protein shake instead of a meal. The former just taste good to me and the latter i do to save money.

But everytime i even mention how tasty dates someone, usually another woman, starts carrying on about how keeping up her diet was soooo hard and the gym and blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.9720898]

>>9720872
>why are you so angry
>ur sperging out
>ya theres traffic
>normal people take public transit
>instead of circling the block
>and fighting with strangers
The projection is out in full-force too I see.

I didn't know putting a curse word in a post = angry.
Fuck the city; you live in a garbage dump surrounded by garbage people.

[Anonymous No.9720943]

>>9720898
>I'm not mad ur mad!
Bless your heart. Also, ad hominem, straw man, reductio ad absurdum. We know all the cool internet argument words in NYC too, we're just as tough and individualistic as you are out there in the corn fields.

[Anonymous No.9720947]

>>9718967
11 hours late but
you can't buy cheese curds at like, the gas station?

[Anonymous No.9720951]

>>9720947
You must live in a really special place if you can get cheese curds at a gas station. Especially if they are fresh enough to be worth using for anything. They lose their squeak within about 24 hours of making them; I don't know of any gas stations which carry them at all, let alone ones that would have them properly fresh.

[Anonymous No.9720955]

>>9720943
Wow you know all the meme argument names. I'm not making a tough comparison, I'm saying you guys are piece of shit and so is the city.
Not angry about it, but if it helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.9720963]

>>9720955
None taken. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Nothing personal, kid.

[Anonymous No.9720980]

>>9720963
Jesus you've gone full cringe.
Also not really sure why you said 'none taken'.

[Anonymous No.9720984]

>>9720980
It takes a pretty high IQ to keep up with this, kid. Don’t quit your day job.

[Anonymous No.9720991]

>>9719191
have fun being omega 3 defecient

[Anonymous No.9720995]

>>9719415
This
T. Currently residing in hazard

[Anonymous No.9721005]

>>9720984
Sheeeeeit you got me.
So whats your favorite part of nyc? The people? Culture? Clean streets? Lack of crime and poverty? Oh it must be the lovely cuisine and vibrant street-vendors!

Or are you just going to poorly attempt to meem back.

[Anonymous No.9721013]

>>9721005
You’re in the club when nyc slaps your girls ass. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.9721017]

>>9718751
What's the teen abortion rate in those blue states.

[Anonymous No.9721028]

>>9721013
Probably just feel bad for the little guy...

[Anonymous No.9721044]

>>9720995
>>Currently residing in hazard
I'm sorry, friend.

[Anonymous No.9721049]

am i wrong if i think new england has the best pizza and seafood?

[Anonymous No.9721055]

>>9721028
Are they homeless because they're mentally ill, or does homelessness cause mental illness?

[Anonymous No.9721065]

>>9721055
both

[Anonymous No.9721069]

>>9721055
They are homeless because they are lazy and stupid people give them money

[Anonymous No.9721072]

>>9718828
Liquids in cans do taste different though. Generally I prefer the can taste, don't get me wrong, but there's a definite difference

[Anonymous No.9721120]

>>9719191
t. soy boy

[Anonymous No.9721131]

>>9721055
Eating soy products causes mental illness. Like man who wants to be the girl.

[Anonymous No.9721137]

>>9718888
God I fucking hate white people trying to meme Mexican food.

>taco """shell"""
>chili powder on ground beef = taco
>avocado and guac galore
>refried beans
>taco salad
>Tex-Mex = Mexican food

[Anonymous No.9721141]

>>9721137
>Tex-Mex = Mexican food
Tex-Mex >>> Mexican food

[Anonymous No.9721153]

>>9718979
houstonfag here. dated a girl from grapevine for a very long time and i can atest to the fact that most ""mexican"" food in the dfw area is hipster garbage

[Anonymous No.9721164]

>>9719013
Why do you think coastie roasties mock anybody who isn't in SF or NYC as a flyover? They're deluded.

[Anonymous No.9721176]

>>9721141
Maybe if you like bad food I guess.

[Anonymous No.9721186]

>>9721137
You are mad because it's better and has less feces

[Anonymous No.9721201]

>>9718312
i don't really like ham on a hawaiian pizza. pineapples, yes.
Ham no

[Anonymous No.9721207]

>>9718325
you know you can just ask for a little ice, right?

[Anonymous No.9721209]

>>9721186
Tex-Mex? It's like going to Little Cesar's for Italian.

[Anonymous No.9721216]

>>9718379
>drink
>fish
Where do you live, anon?
I'm more familiar with lemons being in these

[Anonymous No.9721345]

Well, this thread got really boring, really fast.

[Anonymous No.9721378]

>>9719024
Born and raised in northern California farm country. Feeling the pain of being caught in the middle of hyperbolic juxtapositions. Most people in California are just people who really aren't liberal at all. People forget that California passed an anti gay marriage law on a state ballot. Food wise nobody knows about authentic California cuisine either.

[Anonymous No.9721394]

>>9721209
No, it's not. Now, if you had said it's like Detroit style pizza, being as it is a type of regional pizza, I might agree with you. But it's not like cheap chain pizza. Tex Mex is it's own subset of Mexican food, and has a whole history behind it. It's not Taco-fucking- Bell.

[Anonymous No.9721399]

>>9718312
Wiz is fukken good on a cheesesteak, though.

[Anonymous No.9721407]

>>9721399
but better than actual cheese?
i think not

[Anonymous No.9721409]

>>9718888
You are like a little baby

[Anonymous No.9721433]

>>9721209
Tex Mex is its own thing, not a cheap approximation.
I'd rather have delicious meat and cheese and sauce than muh authentic charred goat anus and onion tacos

[Anonymous No.9721435]

https://discord.gg/m9vH92

[Anonymous No.9721457]

>>9721394
Hardly. I wouldn't consider it authentic as its own by any means. I wasn't referring to price, since Mexican food is pretty dirt cheap, when I said it's like Little Cesar's, I meant that it's more like a shallow imitation seasoned to taste, losing the best parts and adding meme-y chaff.

I don't get what you're trying to say about history either. Taco Bell believe or not does have history as well.

[Anonymous No.9721466]

>>9721433
Yeah I'd rather have Menudo than BBQ chicken tacos (captcha was Gracias Amigo)

[Anonymous No.9721470]

>>9721409

[Anonymous No.9721475]

>>9718312
>hurr I hate vegans cause they dumb" or soyboy crap.
It's not a stereotype if it's true
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-best.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/07/vegetarianism-and-veganism-are-as.html?zx=67757e04fa288a68

[Anonymous No.9721478]

>>9721407
It's like American cheese on a burger. If I'm having a cheeseplate, yeah, cheddar is the better choice. But for my greasy bowel-ruining sub that some teenager will bring to my door, wiz is perfect. It's gooey, it flows into all the little nooks and crannies in the sub, and it's not like the provolone they use is great to begin with, let's be real here.

[Anonymous No.9721481]

>>9721017
High or low shouldn't matter. Basically when you have a kid, thats pretty much where you've settled in on in your trajectory in life. Its not always 100% but if you're a high school kid you're not going to go much further than what a high school education can get you, especially if you're scrambling to get the first job you can

[Anonymous No.9721488]

>>9721378
>People forget that California passed an anti gay marriage law on a state ballot
It’s not that they forgot, it’s that stone age thinking is, to them, the “status quo” and passes without comment, whereas all this namby-pamby “human rights” stuff is radical provocative crazy talk so when someone suggests gays are people or women shouldn’t be forced to take virginity tests after driving without a chaperone, the conservitards get worked up and start calling for God to punish California with earthquakes and stuff

[Anonymous No.9721490]

>>9721478
The cheap provolone IS better than wiz. This argument only makes sense if you go to terrible ass place like Pats or Genos that is trying to shove out as many sandwiches as they can so they don't take the 15 seconds required to let the cheese melt over the steak while its on the grill.

The only thing worse than wiz would be Kraft slices, and even the cheapass owners haven't tried to sell people that shit.

[Anonymous No.9721516]

>>9719211
Boston, Denver, Phoenix, Salt Lake City, Oklahoma City.

[Anonymous No.9721526]

>>9721457
>I don't get what you're trying to say

Obviously.
And you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.9721558]

>>9721490
Cry more bitchboi

[Anonymous No.9721563]

>>9719522
the fuck do you mean by specialized knowledge

[Anonymous No.9721567]

>>9718312
>I lived in Philly for most of my life and the whiz shit seems to be more of a tourist trend rather than internal one
Thats bullshit, stop trying to blame your evil on other people

[Anonymous No.9721586]

>>9718325
this

the faggots at starbucks do this shit all the time. I order a water and I tell them no ice and the faggots put ice on half the cup, it's 30 degrees outside. Why the fuck are you putting ice in the first place?

[Anonymous No.9721634]

>>9721470
It gets better

[Anonymous No.9721638]

>>9721567
Read the fucking thread, nobody in Philly gets that shit

[Anonymous No.9721657]

>>9721563
Basically any knowledge you would get from a master's/phD program that isn't immediately applicable to hardware.

A competent bachelor's degree only developer will make about $50k in Japan, whereas that same developer could easily make $90k elsewhere with the exact same skillset. Once you get anything more specialized than that your salary in the US increases dramatically but you'll be chasing the bottom of the US salaries.

[Anonymous No.9721700]

>>9720951
>>9720947
>Cheese curds at gas stations

Spotted the Ontario/Quebec anon.

[Anonymous No.9721780]

>>9721700
I be running through the 6 with my curds
you know how that shit melts

[Anonymous No.9721823]

>>9721657
isn't the dollar in jap close to the us dollar?

[Anonymous No.9721845]

>>9719083
you're smelling the can when you drink from it, that's why you think it tastes bad. just pour it into a glass

[Anonymous No.9721862]

>>9721700
Cheese curds are super common in gas stations in Wisconsin too

[Anonymous No.9721863]

>>9721823
Yeah the Japanese dollar has been pegged to the US Dollar ever since the great Yakuza Wars of 1992. The Gitchi-Gumi clan of Doraemon City has controlled the Central Bank of Japan since that time and they maintain this arrangement in order to engage in currency arbitrage in the pachinko parts trade, which of course they also control thanks to General MacArthur's post-war anti-pornograpy crusades (it's complicated, you're better off googling it)

t. Japan-focused investment banking analyst

[Anonymous No.9721876]

>>9721863
>pachinko parts trade
You seem to keep using buzzwords, but I really hope this isn't a thing.

[Anonymous No.9721899]

For me, it's Middleswarth chips

[Anonymous No.9721931]

>>9721863
I thought pachinko parlors in japan were owned by korean immigrants.

[Anonymous No.9721976]

>>9719233
Hispanic food isn't spicy, it's hilarious to see spics act like their cuisine is one of the hottest in the world. They legitimately act like habenero is some mega hot pepper.

[Anonymous No.9722048]

>>9721976
WTF? I've literally never seen a spic claim all food from all former Spanish colonies is spicy. Only Mexican is really known for being spicy, most Mexican food (even the stuff with chiles in it) isn't all that spicy, and the vast majority of chiles used in Mexican cooking are not habaneros

But what do I know, I've actually got a passport and have traveled throughout Latin America and Spain. You on the other hand have gotten your entire exposure to "spics" from 4chan. Pro-tip: the "spic" was probably some anglo phoneposter who forgot about his shitpost moments later, while you stewed and stewed, your masculinity suddenly at risk

[Anonymous No.9722082]

Ann Arbor

[Anonymous No.9722127]

>>9722082
How is Ann Arbor a stereotype?

[Anonymous No.9722189]

>>9718754
I can get in my car and be in NYC in an hour and I still never go there because it sucks.

[Anonymous No.9722981]

>>9718728
but i love lamb and suzuki sauce

[Anonymous No.9723013]

>>9722127
Isn't that where the University of Michigan is? I think in flyover land they just get angry about any municipality associated with higher education. Knowledge is for the out of touch libcucks, after all. This is why she lost.

[Anonymous No.9723023]

>>9723013
what? The midwest is the most highly educated region in the country (especially when you exclude the urban populations of more southern familial origins), you are thinking of the south

[Anonymous No.9723036]

>>9723013
You...you do know that the majority of all the best universities sit squarely in flyover land, right?

[Anonymous No.9723047]

>>9723036
Ah yes, the midwest flyover states of Massachusetts and Connecticut.

[Anonymous No.9723057]

>>9723047
>Anything that isn't an ivy-league name isn't a good university

[Anonymous No.9723065]

>>9723057
when did you downgrade "majority of the best universities" to "good universities"

[Anonymous No.9723074]

>>9721899
I think most of their chips are overrated. They are one of the best potato-chips out there, maybe even the best, but people make them out to be some holy grail that will change your life. Potato-chips are potato-chips, but these people want you to think that they're sprinkled with gold flakes and blessed by the pope himself. The kettle-cooked BBQ I will say is on a whole new level though.

[Anonymous No.9723079]

>>9723065
Surely of the many hundreds of universities in the country, the best doesn't only include a small handful of northeastern private schools. Thats an absurdly narrow scope

[Anonymous No.9723096]

>>9723065
Well whenever the subject of cheese comes up he starts arguing that New England is actually part of the Midwest. I guess to get a job at the WIDF you need a flexible attitude about facts

[Anonymous No.9723111]

>>9723079
"Best" is an extremely vague criteria. The best 3? The best 100? The best 10%?

[Anonymous No.9723116]

>>9723074
2 muscle fucks drown in eachothers spit

[Anonymous No.9723129]

>>9722082
I literally just finished my undergrad at UMich and Ann Arbor's pretty tame as far as meme-y foods go. What's your beef with A2?

[Anonymous No.9723136]

>>9718467
All of the chain pizza places in Rochester suck. Mark's Pizza is the absolute worst.

I've lived here for 11 years and I haven't had a garbage plate yet.

[Anonymous No.9723154]

>>9723023
>thank god for mississippi
Did you ever think that might not be such a good argument?

[Anonymous No.9723161]

>>9723154
Well it is rather silly to just lump Mississippi in with disparate other regions and say they are collectively bad at something when its really only Mississippi that is bad at it. Some sort of absurd gerrymandering like system I guess

[Anonymous No.9723162]

>>9721823
Are you asking whether Japan uses the dollar instead of yen?

[Anonymous No.9723166]

>>9718888
>discord furry

you have no business calling things memes. I will witness your quads, however.

[Anonymous No.9723178]

>>9720854
Your posts always stick out like a sore thumb on /ck/. I hope you get hit by a bus, you insufferable, whiny cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.9723190]

>>9722048
Jump in front of that bus now. Please.

[Anonymous No.9723194]

>>9723178
>Your posts always stick out like a sore thumb on /ck/.
The second sentence makes me assume you think that's a bad thing, but why?

[Anonymous No.9723201]

>>9721409
I'll bet that those are delicious. I'll also bet that it's a sexy bar in SoHo or something, which is why it's so expensive.

[Anonymous No.9723208]

>>9718888
If this was like, 2 taco's a plate, this would be fine

Now this: >>9721409
holy shit those prices

[Anonymous No.9723218]

>>9721634
>handcut duck fat bacon truffle parmigiano fries

it's like from one of those joke menu's we try to make with as many buzzword's and meme foods as possible.

[Anonymous No.9723252]

>restaurant that serves food that isn't standard/stereotypical american fare
>kids menu is shit like chicken nuggets or mac and cheese or a hamburger

[Anonymous No.9723299]

>>9718312
I'm from SoCal so we get every meme-food/fad out there:
>Food trucks
>Asian cuisine of the week
>Avacado on fucking everything for $3 extra
>Wahtever yuppie superfood is popular with the soccer mom crowd
>Organic, cruelty-free, fair-trade, etc.
>Vegan

[Anonymous No.9723407]

>>9723218
>>handcut duck fat bacon truffle parmigiano fries
I mean I would eat that

[Anonymous No.9723416]

>>9723218
the biggest problem with those fries, imo, is that they're working with too many big flavors at once. each of those things on their own would make fantastic additions to a batch of fries; put together, they're just a bit too overwhelming.

[Anonymous No.9723420]

>>9723416
This. The truffle is going to disappear entirely, as is the flavour of the duckfat. All you're going to taste is a shitload of salt and smoke from the bacon and parmigiana

[Anonymous No.9723421]

>>9723299
where in socal do you live where they charge extra for avacado?

[Anonymous No.9723431]

>>9723421
Where do you live they DON'T charge extra for avacado? Those things are expensive

[Anonymous No.9723442]

>>9718828
you can't glass a cunt with a can

[Anonymous No.9723529]

>>9723416
The biggest problem is using the pretentious Italian name instead of just saying parmesan

[Anonymous No.9723530]

>>9718728
> racism is people liking food a over food b

[Anonymous No.9723535]

>>9723420
eh, a place near me does bacon truffle parmesan fries and they are excellent and it all works really well together

I don't know if the duck fat would make it actually better, but I can't see it hurting

[Anonymous No.9723542]

>>9723431
in LA avacados are like less than a dollar in the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.9723672]

>>9718536
This guy gets it
I fucking hate when my friends ask for booze drinks with no ice. It’s like wtf man?
Don’t worry! You’re still gonna get drunk. Might as well ENJOY your beverage in the process.
Drinks without proper cooling and dilution taste like syrup.
I feel sorry for snow niggers because they’ll never understand this.

[Anonymous No.9723698]

>>9723672
>I fucking hate when my friends ask for booze drinks with no ice
Who does this? I don't think I have ever seen this

[Anonymous No.9723700]

>>9723530
racism is people liking food a over food b because the people making food a are white even though food b is actually better. People are a lot more open to different foods now than in the past but even Italians had to fight hard for pizza to be accepted

[Anonymous No.9723711]

I hate low fat and sugar free desserts. what the fuck is the point of eating dessert if you're going to make it taste like shit? one time I stopped to get frozen yogurt from some place, but every single option was either sugar free, fat free, or dairy free. I wanted to burn the place down.

[Anonymous No.9723718]

>>9718728
good gyros are pork what are you going on about

[Anonymous No.9723770]

>>9720795
true true, nyc sucks, but I feel bad for you living in a shithole as bad as syracuse.

[Anonymous No.9723797]

>>9721409
jeez that is fucken rough. upscale jersey city is the proverbial "putting lipstick on a pig" situation.

[Anonymous No.9723812]

>>9723718
any gyro should be a pork lamb blend

[Anonymous No.9723820]

>>9723718
>>9723812
Gyros suck because they are ground meat instead of being proper cuts

[Anonymous No.9723853]

>>9723820
gyros are pretty good though

[Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU No.9723854]

Quite the spicy thread

[Anonymous No.9723886]

>>9723820
>Gyros
>ground meat
lolwut

[Anonymous No.9723923]

>>9721055
Once you become homeless it can be hard to get back into anything resembling a normal life with set times for work and rules.
In Germany for example no one has to be homeless but it's usually runaways, drunks or other misfits that sort of dropped out of society.

[Anonymous No.9723949]

>>9723820
>ground meat
Not sure where you get your gyros.

[Anonymous No.9723983]

>>9723672
faggots don't need ice if where they live is 30 fucking degrees. other than that you add ice.

[Anonymous No.9724006]

>>9723983
Are you drinking at an outdoors bar in the winter? I live in one of the coldest parts of the country and have never heard of asking the bartender to serve a mixed drink ice free

[Anonymous No.9724014]

>>9718772
>>9720795
nyc is a fucking cold dump with disgusting blizzards and slushy snow stopping traffic in a hault. the train system is a fucking joke that break down most of the time. restaurants that dont have hooks for you to hang your coats or shopping bags and fucking rude waiters and fucking guest overcrowding people sneezing and coughing while you're eating a decent meal. its a fucking shit hole. fuck new york.

[Anonymous No.9724036]

>>9724006
if I'm outside in the fucking cold, like it is in my city, and I walk in to an interesting looking bar, you're damn fucking right I'm gonna ask those fucking faggots not to put ice.

[Anonymous No.9724042]

>>9723700
Ah, so you are a ginormous faggot! Good to know. Mudshits are nonhuman, anyone that supports them is even more so.

[Anonymous No.9724060]

>>9720816
>Also, having lived in rust belt places, I wouldn't put it past some people to capture hapless coasties passing through to slaughter and eat them and sell their stuff on ebay.
Don't tempt me.

[Anonymous No.9724078]

>>9724036
I've literally never heard someone do this.
Not saying you can't just that I wasn't aware of it being a thing, and I live in one of the heaviest drinking, coldest cities in the country
Still, bars are pretty much always particularly warm inside year round, and most mixed drinks taste better colder

[Anonymous No.9724176]

>>9724078
I did this one single time, my freshman year of college after finishing up my first summer job

A medium soda at mcdonalds without ice is the same as a large with ice. With this knowledge in hand I ordered a drink without ice and was severely disappointed to watch the bartender measure out the drink in a shot glass and give me a warm ass drink I could barely drink because of the strength and my age.

[Anonymous No.9724183]

>>9723886
>>9723949
>This mystery meat is a proper slice of lamb leg

[Anonymous No.9724187]

>>9724042
You need to go back, piss stain.

[Anonymous No.9724190]

>>9724176
Because liquor is expensive and you're paying for a set amount of it. Of course they aren't going to give you more liquor in exchange for less ice. Soda on the other hand is literally free to McDonalds so of course they don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.9724193]

>>9718379
i eat them like snacks, maybe i should cook something with them

[Anonymous No.9724194]

>>9719197
You can't post that without the agekin picture. Now go get it and do it right.

[Anonymous No.9724197]

>>9724190
As an adult I know this now, but as an 18 year old going to the one club that doesn't card I didn't

[Anonymous No.9724217]

I grew up in Vermont. The only thing people ever ask about is Ben & Jerry's.

[Anonymous No.9724232]

>>9724187
You first, Muhammad. Don't let the door hit your suicide vest on the way out.

[Anonymous No.9724245]

>>9719190
Redundant.

[Anonymous No.9724249]

>>9724183
Thats what americans call gyros?

[Anonymous No.9724250]

>>9724078
its fucking common sense to drink something without ice in the fucking cold. people I know get whisky without the fucking rocks.

[Anonymous No.9724255]

>>9718312
said the person whose never had a philly.
what a joke.

[Anonymous No.9724264]

ne philadelphia aka killadelphia aka chimpadelphia aka filthadelphia native here and i've never heard of anyone putting cheez whiz on theirs

[Anonymous No.9724287]

>>9724264
aka fakeadelphia

[Anonymous No.9724321]

>>9721586
ur a faggot reviewbrah

[Anonymous No.9724363]

>>9718312
How much an autist would I look like if I ordered a cheese steak with no cheese? I like the meat with sautéed veggies

[Anonymous No.9724485]

>>9724363
you would earn the scorn of everyone in the area unfortunate enough to witness such an act of sacrilege and rightfully so

[Anonymous No.9724507]

>>9718325
just ask the guy to make it extra strong
if they service isnt ass, they'll charge you for the same price as a regular alcohol

[Anonymous No.9724510]

>>9724232
>implying only brown people think you're worthless

[Anonymous No.9724524]

>>9723698
>Who does this?

People who think they're getting a better deal.

[Anonymous No.9724533]

>>9719219
>Fresno is fucking better than NYC, at least you can leave it within 15 minutes.
>1:26
https://youtu.be/llSF1cfu8yM?t=86

[Anonymous No.9724560]

>>9719219
fuckinkek

[Anonymous No.9724653]

>>9724363
Nobody would care and you would save about 2 dollars unless you went full retard and waited in line at any place that was known for cheesesteaks

[Anonymous No.9724682]

>>9718312
As someone who can't stand the taste of olives, it annoyed me how for some time it was hugely popular to do everything on olive oil, even stuff that rendered the trouble of cold pressing olives for oil completely unnecessary, making me realize chefs are nothing but quacks that parrot others.

[Anonymous No.9724765]

>>9719253
i'd prefer to not die tyvm

[Anonymous No.9724857]

>>9724014
>the problem with NY is that it's cold
This is the funniest complaint I've ever read

[Anonymous No.9724860]

>>9723161
But you didn't mention mississippi, I did. The point is you can't keep pointing at a place and say "see? they suck even more!" Own your problems, flyovers.

[Anonymous No.9724967]

>>9718740
I'm from Kentucky and think Tennessee Whiskey is fucking disgusting, myself and my few friends all prefer Bourbon. Fuck that sour mash piss.

[Anonymous No.9724988]

>>9720816
>Anglo neighborhoods in NYC
Those still exist?

[Anonymous No.9725002]

>>9718325
Cocktails and sodas are made to be put over a lot of ice. Fountain soda poured over too little ice tastes like syrupy bullshit. They expect a bit of watering down and strengthen the mix to counteract that.
>>9724507
Youre a dumb cunt and you never get stronger pours

[Anonymous No.9725180]

>>9723201
It's in Jersey City; it's expensive here, but there's no excuse for making primarily cheap cuts of meat *that* expensive.
>>9723218
Is that for real? That reminds me- I need to upload a menu I took a picture of in the last place I lived. They literally swapped in a buzzword every time they could, e.g. onions and garlic --> "aliums".

[Anonymous No.9725232]

>>9718379
lime is amazing when added to sauteed chicken with cilantro (I make this for tacos sometimes), just need to use it more specifically than lemon
>>9718312
people insisting that hotdogs require certain ingredients/other ingredients are banned. the best hot dog I've had was grilled and topped with good barbecue sauce, stadium mustard, and a basic relish with cole slaw on the side

[Anonymous No.9725233]

>>9723797
inorite? I've been here for a month, and I do love it, but apparently it's been gentrifying hardcore, with disappointing results. There are some great restaurants here, though.

[Anonymous No.9725251]

>>9725233
tfw no (gf)

[Anonymous No.9725352]

>>9725233
>chorizo sliders $8(eight dollars)

[Anonymous No.9725569]

>>9724510
>implying I care what a woman thinks

[Anonymous No.9725722]

>>9718754
Utica reporting in, NYC doesnt really offer anything you cant get at half the price in the rest of New York. Anyone who isnt way up in the Adirondacks can get better pizza from Cams or Grande's or any number of local chains. If you live in the state of New York all you get out of a NYC visit is dirty water dogs, better quality stage shows and a trip to the Statue of Liberty

[Anonymous No.9725737]

>>9718333
Dilution is very important for a cocktail.

[Anonymous No.9725755]

>>9718754
NYC is fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.9725779]

Yes, yes NYC is a shithole, please never come here ever.

[Anonymous No.9725918]

>>9725722
>those broadway shows are a fucking joke. >timesquare is a tourist hole with nothing to do
>the prices for any popular food there are jacked up the ass.
>coney island is so fucking dangerous at night with bums junkies and crazies filling up the place
>nathans is salty as fuck with a regular sodium packed dog at $4.12
>I've seen street food vendors picking their nose and coughing on the food and have seen pigeons eating from the halal stand
>restaurant bathrooms don't have a hook for you to hang your stuff
>the stupid street performers awing the tourists like morons
>trains keep shutting down or rerouting with little to no announcement prior to you buying your ride
>its a terrorist hotbed

no thanks.

[Anonymous No.9725998]

>>9724857
take a look at >>9725918

better?

[Anonymous No.9726005]

>>9718952

Look at the fairy

[Anonymous No.9726024]

>>9719211
LA

[Anonymous No.9726459]

>>9719211
Cookeville

[Anonymous No.9726807]

>>9718888
>How to take a screenshot...
Kek'd audibly

[Anonymous No.9726954]

>>9718325
>not wanting your drink as cold as possible
unironically, literally kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9726970]

>>9718728
Have you ever had gyros from Greece? It is 10 times better than what sorry excuse of a gyro exists in America.

[Anonymous No.9726992]

>>9725002
>sodas are made to be put over a lot of ice
>Sodas existed long before the invention of long-term ice storage in even the hottest of climates
Faggot

[Anonymous No.9727013]

>>9726970
>go to greek neighborhood
>get delicious authentic gyros
next time you should pay your denbts before spouting off ignorant bullshit

[Anonymous No.9727021]

>>9726954
>He doesn't keep his drinks chilled in a cooler of icewater to keep them as cold as possible
>He doesn't put his canned drinks in the freezer for 20-25 minutes just before it begins to freeze
The only one that needs to kill their self is you if you don't know any other way to get your drinks as cold as possible.

[Anonymous No.9727031]

>>9727013
You just have to find the right place. There's about 20 different gyro places in a half a mile radius anyway

[Anonymous No.9727254]

>>9718888
>/tv/ feels thread
unironically end yourself

[Anonymous No.9728546]

>>9721488
that GET is ironic with the cucked comment attached to it

[Anonymous No.9728573]

>>9724682
Olive oil doesn't taste like olives though. Enjoy your delusion

[Anonymous No.9728601]

>>9728573
>shart in the mart with rancid on the shelf half safflower oil

[Anonymous No.9728810]

>>9728601
>he doesn't know how to greentext

[Anonymous No.9728987]

>>9718325
i might be autistic, but I hate at a fast food place when they make your drink and let the ice melt for 10 minutes as they prepare your food as slowly as possible, and I would feel like a sperg telling them to get me a new one

[Anonymous No.9729000]

>>9718379
When I was in Scotland visiting relatives, they put a lemon slice in my drink and it made it too lemony, when I asked for another with no lemon they gave me 2 lime slices

[Anonymous No.9729091]

>>9727254
is this bait?

[Anonymous No.9730715]

>>9718952
Oooooh! Settle down sweetie! Think of your prolapse.

[Anonymous No.9731789]

>>9719219

At least NYC has breathable air

[Anonymous No.9731832]

>>9724507
I'm a bartender by trade, and trust me, asking for a drink to be made strong is going to get your drink made weaker because you just telegraphed that you are cheap and probably won't tip.