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>>9714422>burger wan tha pancake
>>9714546crazy how Japanese TV is the kind of shit we watch on YouTube
>>9714546Nice webm but can we keep it jpeg from here on out. K thanks.
>>9714422Theres really no topping this image for how much is going on here. fat suburbanite housewife staring at a soon to be a teenage white trash babysquirter herself.While shes in her 1 year prime wearing way to much acne makeup, a tacky ass tiara, having just won best pig at the local county fair. Now her prize is serving her future self a "stacka shortcakes with extra whipped butter yall!"Gets me every time.
>>9714422This is literally Flyover Country, encapsulated in one photo
>>9714621The fat lady is clearly staring at the pancakesAll I get from that image is "Bitch gimme the pancakes already"
>>9714621This should be copy/pasta
>>9715100They could have at least peeled the onion.
>>9714546if this was filmed from the top with stupid artsy cuts and got a Tasty sticker slammed on nobody would bat an eye
>>9714621Her arms are about as flabby as the snorlax's.
>>9714433must've been an all black team
>>9714687>when your coworker who has been stealing lunches realizes they installed a camera in the kitchen
>>9714422Its amazing how unattractive a woman can be.Imagine if that thing sexually molested you. It wouldnt be "...nice" anymore.
>>9714498>no boob gf to give you homemade doughnuts every morning
>>9715149what are those rolls?
>>9715527>implying women can cookhaha you're in for a rude awakening boy
>>9714422>rightWhat Americans think they look like>leftWhat they actually look like
>>9714543That's a big fish
>>9715538the meme to pixel density is pretty high
>>9715531ANSWER THIS MAN!
>>9716264>>9715531>>9716279pls i need to know
>>9716750What is that from? Looks comfy
>>9716768I have no idea. I've had that picture for ages and I don't remember where I got it. :(
>>9716781>>9716768>>9716750Looks like a British show
>>9716750>>9716768He was in this but most likely in other docus as well.Name is Joe Blackburn. Poor kid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCL2O0NfXg
>>9716800>>9716781For some reason I find a lot of British TV to be really comfy.
>>9716790why leave the head
>>9716941The wealthy enjoy nothing more than to smile in your face while they stick a knife in your back
OP's picture is so American
>>9714422>american posters>rightwho /ck/ thinks is posting>leftwho is actually posting
>>9714546>not translating it as skullFucking tv-nihon
>>9715884I think you're doing it wrong.
>>9716941because it makes it easier to appreciate that it's ostrich
>>9714625John Podesta plz go
>>9715149>>9715531>>9716264>>9716571Apparently they're some kind of stuffed pancake in a chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqhr9Wsu2Kg
>>9718760Is this a metaphor for how fast food will kill you eventually?
>>9719101so reddit it hurts
>>9718592do not season the birds
>>9719101wtf i hate cooking now!
>>9719034Theres something jackish about him
>>9719129>>9719161>>9719175>Look at how patrician I am. Nobody cares newfags.
>>9719204You obviously do.
>>9719226Whatever you say buttnugget.
>>9719101What are milk pads?
>>9715884cucking with jack
>>9715100Probably would work better if you peeeeeeeled them first.
Some bread I just made
>>9720141That's a terrible doggo costume. You never want to obstruct the dogs eyesight, if it does a frighten it could run into traffic.
wanna try "double dough" pizza.t. carb addict. the crust is always the best part.
>>9714517B&D drill kek
>>9719484It's from The Explorers Club annual dinner held in NYC in 2012 or 2013 I think.
>>9720251I always throw away the crust. We should get gay married
>>9719266I thought there was a clown doll looking at the thumbnail.
>>9720251>>9721012>not getting an extra side of sauce to use the crusts as breadsticks with>not saving the crusts and dicing them to be used as stuffing or croutons
>>9714546Two nukes weren't enough
>>9719101>Italian Water>Bubble ButterI fucking laughed, dammit
>>9714468>FEELIN' UNGRY? SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM *CRACK*
>>9715138You should get a better sense of humour.
>>9721383Michael Richards was paid for his role as "Kramer" entirely in watermelons for the first season. Some people say that's why he hates the blacks so much.
>>9719266How was Dragon age 2? Never got to play it.
>>9721620how did it take the picture
>>9719130>white people only
>>9715453Do Europeans really do this?
>>9722623not very good
>>9719101trying too hard
>>9722761Yea but now they keep dildo's in it for when jamal is not around (guys aswell)
>>9722761Only the french eat baguettes as their daily bread. And just in case some idiot is serious about believing this: no, because bread should breathe. Good, fresh bread is never packaged.
>>9719591The 60s were a weird time.
>>9714621Do you enjoy being lonely?
>>9720251I tried it from a delivery place in Phoenix near the airport. Never seen it anywhere else. Pretty comfy.
>>9723179>>9723185Oh you devilish fuck.
>>9715453I want it!!!!!
>>9719192I bet he could fit both of his fists in his mouth.
>>9719101future generations (beaten) made me chuckle.
>>9715453>not having one open end so you can nibble on the go
>>9721038oshit I see it
>>9715884jack pls go
>>9722704As it should be.
>>9723224It's just a cloth sack, how the fuck are you supposed to take a baguette home? Cheesecloth? Or is that still not breathable enough, you god damm sperg.
>>9715383Nigga, Snorlax doesn't have flabby arms, he's fat/fit as fuck.
>>9715181I've always wondered if the sandwich filling is just on that middle layer, or is the bread hollowed out and filled with whatever? Because the latter sounds fucking tasty
>>9714517>how to get solid stool.jpg
>>9715218Very uncomfy post tbqfhwy-senpai
>>9714621Either I am having a deja vu or this has been inb4,pic and this exact same response.
>>9724126So much destruction.
>>9721645This is good
>>9723247The combination of mass media and widespread refrigeration destroyed American cuisine.
>>9724391or a whole cheesewheel
>>9726203uncultured swine never heard of knife and fork
>>9726407No digging into messy food is a hipster thing now.
>>9726449Bizarre clothing, unkempt hair, tantrum throwing and making a mess with food. Are hipsters regressing into children?
>>9726633Regressing? No they're children already and trying to make the world take care of them.
>>9726660I agree. Kids who never had to grow up because mommy and daddy and their safe places
>>9723179>>9723185I work at a pizza place and people do this shit on a regular basis
>>9726747Order 2 same half and half pizzas? I hope there's nothing wrong with ordering 1 half and half...
>>9720251That dude is pretty big,he should be a wrassler.But...maybe he is just pretending to enjoy that pizza...maybe he should be an actor?
>>9726902This is the worst fucking post I've seen all day
>>9714468Literally bought so many slim jims because of the rand man.I find them EXTREMEly alright.Not bad if you go the small bite/long chew route as you drive. Highly recommend if you are traveling by car.
>>9714498are those donuts homemade?
>>9726909So bad it made you stop doing what? Something so important that you had too share your opinion on a thread that will disappear forever in a few hours.Way to contribute,stupid.Don't respond,I don't want a (you) from you.
>>9726960Fuck off faggot. Go drown a burger in cheese sauce to compensate for your inability to handle life as a taxpayer.
>>9719129shhh its okay
>>9719101too much cheese.
>>9726747yeah when i worked at pizza hut people would do this shit all the time. One time the cook said fuck this and just made one pepperoni and one beef pizza instead of 2 halfs and half. The customer comes and complains about how we "fucked her pizza up" They tried telling her its the same thing and she kept yelling NO ITS NOT NO ITS NOT
>>9719270that tactical fridge hammer.
>>9715178Didn't know they had Sonic in Korea.
>>9722623better than 3, but still extremely shit compared to Origins
>>9715343Lol and now i'm giggling like an asshole
>>9716810>21 years old>sounds like a small childwew
>>9726747To be fair there could be actual reasons for this. The pizzas could be going to different places.
>>9716810>since moving in 2 and a half months ago Joe has already had 3 girlfriendsREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS ISN'T FAIR
>>9722680mayhaps a friend helped
>>9721420It's not about humour. It's a deep feels social commentary that delicately but undeniably points out the inevitability of passing youth and the slow decay of hopes and dreams in small town America.
>>9720231N I C E
>>9714543GREAT BIG FISH
>>9729744maybe she just likes to present them in a Dunkin Donuts box?
>>9729744maybe they have a dunkin donuts in their house
>>9715193USDA's food pyramid
>>9729782you are doing it wrong
>>9724128spaghetti alla cartel
>>9714637that looks delish af
>>9719034nigga looks like a far side character
>>9720231Thats good bread anon
>>9714546what is this show?
>>9733001japan is full of retarded talk shows like this. they love pointing out how foreign foreigners are, too.
>>9733001Gaki no Tsukai
>>9728547>it's not the same thingShe's technically correct, the best kind of correct.
>>9728895>Crapped hot farts
>>9730714Thanks :) do you want the recepie, it's easy and fun to make
>>9719270You use charcoal lighters instead of ranch for your salads too?
>>9726947the cream filling sure is ;)
>>9729664a helping hand?
>>9732026That thread was great.>aw fuck you guys, im out of here>HEY, you dont have my chicken permission to leave
>>9714422>fatty carby foods brought by a beauty queenTypical Hutt eating customs
>>9729166Its a side effect of the developmental problems you mong
>>9731675Isn't this the original dinotendies?
>>9723179>>9723185just put them on top of each other and make a sandwich
>>9726633>>9726660>>9726686Why don't you fags just fuck each other in the ass somewhere else? t. §oyßoy
>>9735096>only three fries on the keyboard>ketchup is on a continuous surfaceThey need to try harder.
>>9714498Holy moly those are some nice lookin donuts
>>9715449but thats just a bowl of lettuce
>>9718928She’s going to get sam and ella
>>9715466I don't get it
>>9734719i would appreciate it
>>9715100post this on fit
>>9726960fag hipster detected
>>9715884thid da polece
>>9714517Holy shit I’ve got the same drill sitting on my desk too lol
>>9734271>>9733001>>9714546fuck weebs and anime I hate all that shit, but this show is GOLDEN. Can watch it dubbed on youtube. One of the best shows ever made.
>>9736827>being this triggered by a picture of Lin Hu looking at an induction cooktopstay mad child
>>9719112No, it's the american theatrical ending to Jurassic Park
>>9718692go back to plebbit
I just had KFC for lunch.
>>9734622i must be misremembering the dark knight
>>9737742i thought that roll was fucking preserved lemon
>>9737700Skinwalkers are not allowed on this board. Please leave.
>>9737222There's link on the subreddit
>>9718928>clean eatingSHe's gonna clean out her insides pretty well by shitting herself until her entire intestinal tract pinksocks outside of her.
>>9719101now I want to eat Chicken Permission.
>>9716810I feel bad for the people working at that home working with screaming grown children all day.
>>9736455I second this
>>9714498>all those instagram whores who copied this pic
>>9737019whats up with the breast milk
>>9722719>say this out loud>sounds exactly fucking like himthanks for making my night, anon
>>9737700>Realize what the picture above is>Start laughing>Scroll down to this>mfw
>>9721464I love this image so fucking much. Sent it to a friend of mine once but he didn’t really get it.
>>9739252I agree. The reflection of the palm really takes it up a notch.
>>9715494Ah, good ol apple cabins
>>9716473Nookie in the cookie
>>9726942why dog haet lettuce
>>9719101Mmmm chicken permission
>>9739334It's a cabbage, if you aren't angry from a cabbage then the government has successfully made you placid and compliant
>>9721620you're gonna need two hands grandma
>>9726203this infuriates me to look at
>>9739312The thumbnail looks like Sheik.
>>9728895Why the fuck is this so funny
>>9739126Oh, the top two selves are my flatmate's. I think he only eats tuna mayo, whole milk, and occasionally a rustlers or pizza. He's a med student and all.
>>9728895>fug i cand beleeg ids nod budder :DDD
>>9739512Their döner better be wide.
>>9721351t. triggered fatty
>>9719270there are people who don't understand how amazing a piece of cold TP feels after fiarrhea on the butthole. I suggest putting wet wipes in the fridge too. I dare you to not finger your butthole with an icy wet wipe ;^)