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[Anonymous No.9710445]

Old thread maxed

How does /ck/ like their coffee?

[Anonymous No.9710475]

>>9710445
Pretty much any way.
Can you really call yourself a coffee lover if you only like it two or three specific ways?

[Anonymous No.9710481]

>>9710445
black and stronk

[Anonymous No.9710671]

Why did my coffee decide to do this

Cream is in date, smells like cream

This seems to happen randomly. It's just folgers normie brew.

[Anonymous No.9710676]

I'm actually super weak to caffeine, so i just sio tea throughout the day. But if i say fuck it ill get a frappe ;)

[Anonymous No.9710679]

used to drink with milk, but for some reason it curdled over half of the time
so now i always drink it without milk

[Anonymous No.9710680]

>>9710679
based

[Anonymous No.9710681]

I used to be a french press coffee snob and then I actually tried decent instant coffee. Now I drink it exclusively unless I'm out at a coffee shop.
When did you anons realize that being a hipster was actually stopping you from achieving coffee enlightenment?

[Anonymous No.9710733]

Black filter coffee, with or without cold milk.
None of that espresso or steamed milk bollocks.

[Anonymous No.9710740]

>>9710676
>super weak to caffeine
pls dont breed

[Anonymous No.9710749]

>>9710671
>>9710679
Acidity is usually the reason for it to curdle, so maybe your coffee is too acidic.

>>9710681
Cafe Bustelo is pretty good for instant coffee. I like it really strong with lots of milk, no sugar. I put like 3 or 4x the recommended amount and do half water and half milk or all milk.

[Anonymous No.9710845]

Black.
>Inb4 babby palates saying I'm pretending to like it that way

[Anonymous No.9710846]

Folgers med dark roast. I got a single cup coffee maker that can fill a 14 ounce thermos cup. First I cut a paper filter a bit to make it fit in the copper filter the thing comes with then I run 8 ounces of water through to get the paper detritus off.

Then one tablespoon of grounds and 14 ounces of filtered water. Drink it black.

[Anonymous No.9710884]

>>9710445

[Anonymous No.9710886]

Is this true?

[Anonymous No.9710912]

Black with a LOT of sugar

[Anonymous No.9710928]

>>9710886
abolutely

[Anonymous No.9710933]

>>9710928
Is this true?

[Anonymous No.9710936]

>>9710886

I cross index ABV and price, it's my only math skill but I've gotten good at it

[Anonymous No.9710964]

>>9710933
no, you never get used to it

[Anonymous No.9710973]

>>9710964
Fug...

[Anonymous No.9711024]

>>9710445
Greek

[Anonymous No.9711029]

>>9710445
With a big dump in the morning.

[Anonymous No.9711100]

>>9710749
Fuckin hell, I need to use less grounds then. It curdled the fuck out of my cup, after sitting in my thermos for 2 hours it's like drinking hot pee.

[Anonymous No.9711113]

Nescafe instant coffee, black.

[Anonymous No.9713005]

>>9710749
>>9710681
Sure instant coffee is fine when you're a milky suggie baby because you're already destroying your coffee regardless.

But if you put a proper mug of black coffee against instant black coffee anyone would notice the tremendous difference and only a retard would pick instant. Then again,you have to be pretty retarded to put milk or sugar into your coffee in the first place.

[Anonymous No.9713028]

I coarsely grind a few tablespoons of beans. Steep in cold water for 12 hours with a cinamon stick and a few cloves. Strain it into a mug and drink with a splash of milk or condensed milk if i got it.

Ill drink it hot if i have to.

[Anonymous No.9713034]

>>9710445
Decaf.

[Anonymous No.9713137]

>>9710445
cold brewed in a pitcher for less than five minutes

[Anonymous No.9713165]

Just tried Aldi coffee and it was fucking horrible. What's a good cheap coffee to hold me over between jobs?

[Anonymous No.9713176]

I prefer my coffee in someone elses cup.

[Anonymous No.9713190]

sometimes my "girlfriend" cums in my cawfee without telling me and says its cream xD

id tell her to stop of I didn't love it so much ;3

[Anonymous No.9713256]

>>9710681
assuming youre not >>9710749 do you drink it black?
if so, what instant coffee do you use?

[Anonymous No.9713481]

>>9713028
>Steep in cold water for 12 hours with a cinamon stick and a few cloves.
Try doing that with cardamom if you haven't already

[Anonymous No.9713500]

>>9713005
I'm not saying instant is better, but some of them are decent enough.
>Then again,you have to be pretty retarded to put milk or sugar into your coffee in the first place.
>yfw
I'll drink a black cup with breakfast sometimes, if I want it after a meal that's when I'll use milk, and if I want to treat it like a dessert then I'll add milk and sugar. If you think limiting yourself to the way you prepare food makes you better you're pretty delusional and insecure and you should try new things because it'll let you have more choices when you want something and it'll possibly make you a better person by not keeping your mind closed off from trying new things and I hope you enjoy whatever it is you do but you stop being so unhappy over thinks like someone putting milk in their coffee.

[Anonymous No.9713506]

>>9713500
>I'm not saying instant is better
And I guess that's not entirely true either because there are some "proper" cups of coffee that I've had that are worse than the instant stuff I like

[Anonymous No.9714981]

[Anonymous No.9714995]

>>9714981
Oops, just scalded myself and stained my clothes, better take a picture so I can earn some dopamine hits when people reply to my social media post later on!

[Anonymous No.9715062]

I mostly do espresso

[Anonymous No.9715199]

>>9710445
I like my coffee blacker than your mom's boyfriend and hotter than a whorehouse on dollar day.

[Anonymous No.9715205]

>>9710445
how many of you have had a frappe?

[Anonymous No.9715238]

Having some black Hawaiian coconut flavored coffee with some cocoa powder mixed in. Normally I have this irish cream flavored one though, makes me all proud of muh British isles heritage

[Anonymous No.9715296]

>>9715199
yo, are you going to share some of that fritter

[Anonymous No.9715407]

>>9710749
bustelo is the only drinkable instant, yes

>>9710845
This, the milk and sugar stick to my teeth, dont like it

[Anonymous No.9716168]

>>9710933
Depends on the coffee. You can make French Press coffee that tastes good black, but it's always going to be stronger than if you added sugar or milk. That requires you to get super anal about making the perfect press pot though, since even third wave cafes almost never make French Press coffee correctly.

[Anonymous No.9716599]

>>9710445
Americano with a bit of cream in it.

[Anonymous No.9716820]

>>9710445
From a coffee shop: Cappuccino
At home: AeroPress® with a small splash of 2% milk

[Anonymous No.9717156]

>>9713165

ikea's coffee is honestly pretty good

haven't tried them all, but their lowest acidity / darkest roast batch is better than any cheap coffee i've tried by a wide margin

[Anonymous No.9717161]

>>9710445
cafe misto

[Anonymous No.9717165]

favorite home method: aeropress.

for work, I'll usually set a pot to drip brew in the AM so I can grab it and go instead of waiting for the aeropress.

at a fancy restaurant with dessert: cappuccino or espresso

[Anonymous No.9717291]

Any boston fags here? Where do you get your beans from for espresso at home?

[Anonymous No.9717295]

>>9710445
Does anyone know what size tri-wing screws are on the Bonavita variable temp kettle? Some roaches have made a home inside of there and I'd like to evict them, but I don't know what size screwdriver I need to get the thing open.

[Anonymous No.9717454]

Another shot

[Anonymous No.9717757]

How is the """organic""" and """fair trade""" roasted coffee cherry seeds sold by Aldi so affordable? What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.9717772]

>>9717757
Fair trade is really shotty at actually ensuring proper treatment of workers

[Anonymous No.9717782]

>>9710933
Yes adults are bitter

[Anonymous No.9717794]

>>9710886
Restaurants often stock their most expensive wine just to make the next priciest look more reasonable by comparison. Human perception is always relative. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to have anything black in movies.

[Anonymous No.9717796]

>>9710445
black, unsweetened, just above room temp

[Anonymous No.9717811]

>>9717757
the catch is that you're already in their store and will probably do most of your shopping while you're there even though most of their prices on fresh produce and meat are pretty shitty or on part with everyone else's even though aldi shit is no-name branded shit.

I only buy ice cream and coffee from aldi.

[Anonymous No.9717846]

This is my favorite coffee.

[Anonymous No.9717867]

>>9717811
>produce
>brands
I bet you don't even eat produce. People never look at the brand on that stuff.

[Anonymous No.9717875]

>>9717867
Your reading comprehension is terrible. Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.

[Anonymous No.9717883]

>>9710475
can you call a steak lover if you don't like it well done or with ketchup?

[Anonymous No.9717886]

anybody know of a decent k-cup coffee? I feel like shit for using them but it's handy at work when I don't brew any at home.

[Anonymous No.9718027]

>>9717796
>just above room temp

[Anonymous No.9718034]

>>9710445
same as my wife's lover-- strong and black

[Anonymous No.9718058]

>>9717886
Im in a similar situation and was at Sam's Club and picked up a 100 pack of kcups for $33, I got the French roast but they have a few types. The french roast is dank though and I have yet to see anything cheaper than that

[Anonymous No.9718086]

>>9718058
100 k-cups at 0.44oz each is approx. 2.75lbs of coffee which means you're paying $12/lb for the cheapest shittiest burnt garbage coffee available in the first world.
French roast was originally invented to salvage water damaged imported coffee that got soaked with ocean water during the months long boat voyages.

Typical cheap coffee is $6/lb and never goes past $10 unless you order microroaster stuff online.

[Anonymous No.9719302]

decaf, cause i cant tolerate caffeine. Peet's dark roast, hot or cold, with half and half to make it a little less dark. thats it. never anything else. i used to work at peets when all they had was...coffee. and thats the way it should be. i outgrew sugar in my coffee at age 14, general foods international coffee.

[Anonymous No.9719318]

Medium roast with heavy cream and sugar

[Anonymous No.9719830]

Strong, long, black with honey

[Anonymous No.9719879]

>>9718027
let me guess you drink it as hot as the sun like the rest of the plebs?

i'll stick to my method thx, at least i can taste mine

[Anonymous No.9720002]

>>9717796
That's how I like it if I'm having a cup with breakfast. Can't really enjoy hot coffee when it's 90F outside.

[Anonymous No.9720050]

flambéed rum with sugar and a twist of lemon, expresso machine coffee
not pure but absolute ambrosia

[Anonymous No.9720069]

>>9710445
black, with icecream to ice it

[Anonymous No.9720149]

>>9717883
Well, I'd rather have any type of steak than no steak, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.9720613]

Attempted to make Vietnamese and Padang style coffee today. I'm not much for the sweet/dessert drinks, but I figured it was something to try. I prefer the taste of the Padang, but would like to continue practicing making these. I would have used my AeroPress, but I left it at my last place of residence.

[Anonymous No.9720628]

>>9714981
>>9714995
>Fuck! My skinny jeans, converse and ironic sweater!
>Dangit!

[Anonymous No.9721449]

>>9714981
I had that happen once because my mug was too wide for my pourover cone and it spilled, creating a huge mess.
I still don't know how you can manage to make your aeropress explode without doing it on purpose for likes and fake sympathy.

[Anonymous No.9722619]

>>9720628
Those aren't skinny jeans and those aren't converse.

[Anonymous No.9723091]

Alright, I'll finally get a proper gooseneck kettle, trying to choose between these three.

https://www.amazon.com/Hario-Buono-Pouring-Kettle-1-2L/dp/B000IGOXLS?th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Coffees-Ovalware-RJ3-Coffee-Kettle/dp/B015WJZEYK/ref=as_li_ss_tl?&imprToken=yeAnMN7zxdEggFz.I6ivug&slotNum=7&linkCode=sl1&tag=brownbeanzz-20&linkId=c02f6f93039735dec7b64c2f7f81105d

https://www.amazon.com/Fino-Coffee-Kettle-Stainless-Capacity/dp/B000EVPGTU/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1493474856&sr=1-1&keywords=fino+kettle

any input?

[Anonymous No.9723141]

>>9723091
walmart sells one identical to the hario for $12.
It looks better in person
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-Pour-Over-Tea-Kettle-Stainless-Steel/55322857

[Anonymous No.9723209]

>>9723141
>complaints of rusting and leaks

eehhh

[Anonymous No.9723223]

>>9723209
does it have to be a gooseneck?
you can find much sturdier inexpensive kettles made of thick stainless metal if they're not marketed to coffee people.

[Anonymous No.9723288]

>>9723223
I pretty much only do pourover these days, that's why I want a gooseneck.
If just wanted a regular one I'd ask my mom for one of hers.

I'm okay with the prices of the ones I listed, I was just looking for input from people who have used them. I'm leaning toward the RJ3.

[Anonymous No.9723313]

>>9721449
he was probably doing the (((((upside-down method))))))

[Anonymous No.9723325]

>>9723313
That's the only way you're gonna get it to explode on you. It's literally the only way I've ever done it, and it's popped out slightly a few times but never made a mess.

[Anonymous No.9723489]

>>9710445
black as midnight on a moonless night

[Anonymous No.9723766]

>>9720050
What is this called?

[Anonymous No.9723772]

>>9723766
flambéed rum with sugar and a twist of lemon, expresso machine coffee

[Anonymous No.9723830]

>>9710749
I’ve never tried your shit but have you tried this shit?
It’s pretty lit bruh

[Anonymous No.9723831]

>>9710749
Instant coffee and I have a weird relationship. It's one of those food items that I know is garbage, yet I like it for that reason rather than in spite of it.

I like how shitty it is. Maybe it's because I grew up low income and have eaten low-tier shit a lot. Kind of like how Top Ramen, Kool-Aid, and Little Debbie cakes are all shit, yet I still find them a weird kind of satsifying.

[Anonymous No.9724047]

Post shots

[Anonymous No.9724068]

>>9723831
You ever sprinkle some on vanilla ice cream?

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.9724241]

Reminder that cold brew is a gross meme and the the correct way to make iced coffee is like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPM8mcqHxes

[Anonymous No.9724294]

Friendly reminder that spending more than $50 on your coffee setup is autistic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9724349]

>>9724294
Just spend $150 on a grinder.

[Anonymous No.9724461]

I was thinking about buying a french press on Amazon for around 10 bucks. Anybody here have opinions or experiences with french press?

[Anonymous No.9724479]

>>9724294
more like $5
get a pitcher and cold brew. all you need

[Anonymous No.9724489]

>>9724461
the metal filter doesn't filter out oil or very fine particles, so if you're not grinding medium coarse with a burr grinder, you will get fine silt at the bottom of your cup, making the last few sips undrinkable.

You're also supposed to wash it after every use, which I got too lazy for, pourovers are so much easier, you can just rinse them.

[Anonymous No.9724497]

How do you get brown coffee stains off a ceramic pourover cone?

[Anonymous No.9724509]

Black, double strength, and on ice.

[Anonymous No.9724513]

>>9724461
french press is pretty good but like that other anon said, you'll want to grind your own coarsely

most preground is a bit too fine for this, you'll get sludge

otherwise you have some damn tasty coffee, enjoy

[Anonymous No.9725012]

[Anonymous No.9725069]

Guys, mug came back from the lab along with the results. Turns out I was actually talked to when there was still 0.0001 ml of coffee inside it. Ugh, I'm so pissed right now.
I might go to Starbucks to get some quality coffee, preferably a Frappuccino, so that I can lighten my mood.

[Anonymous No.9725424]

>>9710445
Instant
Hot
Black
No Sugar

[Anonymous No.9725452]

>>9710740
Nothing bad about it, some people justhave low tolerance for certain stimulants.
My ex girlfriend loved coffee's flavor, but after drinking a cup she would feel all hot and she would be hyper. Her heart beats would increase too, all from a single cup.

[Anonymous No.9725529]

>>9723766
In spain we call it carajillo quemado de ron
some poshy people call it cafe diablo with rum

[Anonymous No.9725555]

>>9710445

Usually with lots of sugar and cream. Otherwise it tastes to bitter.

[Anonymous No.9725659]

>drinking iced coffee
>want to know ~caffeine content
>>coffee-extract (0.9%), syrup, ..
MY LIFE
IS A FUCK

[Anonymous No.9725761]

>>9725555
>That get wasted on that post

[Anonymous No.9725777]

>>9725529
A friend told me it's also called brebaje cafeinado a todo gas con ron y los globos over there, is that true?

[Anonymous No.9725787]

>>9725452
This is a normal effect for 95% of people if you don't consume caffeine for a while, not sure why you felt this was worth mentioning.

[Anonymous No.9725798]

Turkish

Only $5 at the locale place

[Anonymous No.9725826]

>>9710445
fag

[Anonymous No.9725839]

>>9710445

[Anonymous No.9725872]

>>9718027
Not him, but I have developed a preference for cold and stale.

[Anonymous No.9725887]

>>9725777
a regionalism I guess
your friend sounds like a gallego

[Anonymous No.9725970]

>>9724047
I like your cups. Mine is the lame measuring one

[Anonymous No.9725975]

>>9724241
I've tried this at an international barista award winning cafe and much prefer good cold-brew

[Anonymous No.9726018]

black with a couple spoonfuls of sugar is the way to go

[Anonymous No.9726029]

>>9724294
weird, because the only patrician way to make coffee needs a steam compressor capable of making 9 atmospheres and so far I haven't found any machine under 60$

[Anonymous No.9726086]

>6 cups of coffee after abstinence following oral surgery
O hell yes im shaking this crash is gonna feel amazing

[Anonymous No.9726106]

>>9725787
is it? I don't really know so I thought it was with mentioning

[Anonymous No.9726148]

This is my first time on /ck/ and I have a question regarding coffee. I recently started drinking/making coffee with a french press (grinding it myself) and I am looking for a while bean coffee with relatively high amounts of caffeine? Any recommendations? Ive heard good things about death wish coffee but it seems like a meme.

[Anonymous No.9726165]

>>9726018
>black
>couple spoonfuls of sugar

[Anonymous No.9726193]

I got an espresso machine as a gift from the company I work for. Been flying high the past week. Drinking a latte made with some espresso blend from Sprouts right now. Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.9726200]

>>9726165
That's what New York black coffee is
A lump or two, no cream

[Anonymous No.9726270]

Should I try coffee with soy milk?

[Anonymous No.9726322]

With milk, sugar, and vanilla.

[Anonymous No.9726725]

>>9723830
I've never seen it, but I haven't really looked for anything after tasting Bustelo. I'll look for it next time I'm in the store when I run out bruh

[Anonymous No.9727083]

>>9724461
Careful with the courier. I had 3 in a row arrive broken in the span of 3 weeks before i just went out and bought some random at the store in town.

[Anonymous No.9727139]

>>9726270
I don't drink soy milk, but I will say that the best cup I've ever had was with soy milk.

[Anonymous No.9727159]

>>9725970
They're Korin Sakeware cups! Look nice, great size for espresso, and pretty reasonably priced.

[Anonymous No.9727367]

It's coming into summer so I am looking at getting into cold brew. Does anyone have any advice or suggestions for the best way to do it?

[Anonymous No.9727391]

Iced long black

[Anonymous No.9727414]

>>9726200
>>9727391
this faggotry is why america is crumbling

[Anonymous No.9727466]

I don't drink it much anymore, because it exacerbated my anxiety. But when I did, just black. No sugar, cream, or no calorie sweetener.