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>> No.9710062 [DELETED] 

>>>/wsg/
Saged and hidden.

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>>9710059

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>>9710059
>>9710063

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>>9710062

god forbid we have some actual content on this board! we need more mchicken threads!

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>> No.9710118

>>9710086
>actual content
The same 20 webms and jackshit is not actual content

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>> No.9710174

>>9710059

the way he just lets his arm drop and swing tells you everything re: his hope and optimism

>> No.9710175

>>9710118
And just like all the other threads you bitch about it instead of contributing something new

>> No.9710178

>>9710063
Thas a comfy ass webm you got there bruv.

>> No.9710187

>>9710087
>Applying onions in that pattern from front to back.
Amateurs man.

>> No.9710189

>>9710086
>actual content
>shitty webm posted over and over again
learn something from potato-dono and pls kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzEQ1n7EHPM

>> No.9710201

>>9710111
That guys a fucking boss.
That is some god damn dexterity if I've ever seent it.

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>> No.9710250

>>9710201
I took me a minute to realize it is sped up some but yeah that dude still has some talent

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>> No.9710302

>>9710209
I really wish people didn't do this.

>> No.9710308

>>9710263
>puts a knife to a dead animal
>becomes a legitimate chef

>> No.9710312

>>9710264
Where is this taken from?

>> No.9710321

>>9710063
fuck now i gotta order some shit off ubereats goddamn im fuckin hungry

>> No.9710325

>>9710295
The one thing I hate about this, is the dessert that had the strawberries in it. I know leaving the strawberry "leaf" inside of it makes it look prettier, but goddamn if I want a strawberry dessert I'd like to try a bite with the strawberry in it, and not have to pick them all out eating them separately or picking them out, taking the leaf out, and then putting them back in.

Plating is really pretentious desu

>> No.9710346

>>9710077

How do you eat this

>> No.9710353

>>9710209

I find it really hard to believe that anybody can do this without requiring hospitalization or medical attention of some kind afterwards.

>> No.9710356

>>9710346
you pay $80 to look at it and then go get real food

>> No.9710357

>>9710187
(You)

>> No.9710361

>>9710253
What the hell is this?

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>> No.9710391

>>9710373
The cooking scenes are great in this series.

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>>9710059
Anyone got a webm of this?

>> No.9710451

>>9710209
Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!

>> No.9710467

>>9710059
gives new meaning to the word "street food"

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>>9710392

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>>9710451
>you will never open your mouth right against a girls ass as she takes a giant shit down your throat, then putting your nostrils right against her asshole so it funnels down into your nostrils

>> No.9710493

>>9710263
I want morimotos spicy tuna roll in my butt

>> No.9710494

>>9710487

Speak for yourself loser

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>>9710467

>> No.9710501

>>9710353
she has a medical condition

>> No.9710513

>>9710312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8siV0NJNUc

>> No.9710520

>>9710497
She looks nice. What's her name/youtube channel?
Can I have a link to this video, please?

>> No.9710729

>>9710373
Anyone got the version with the warm filter?

>> No.9710790

>>9710062
>Saged
What do you think this does anyway?

>> No.9710798

>>9710790
doesn't bump the thread

>> No.9710799

>>9710790
it's good for seasoning roasted vegetables and meats

>> No.9710812

>>9710798
I know. But that is the same as not posting.
Mentioning you saged makes you look like a tard who thinks he has just put the thread to the end of the catalog.

>> No.9710836

>>9710062
announcing sage is a bannable offense, anon

>> No.9710840

>>9710520
https://www.instagram.com/annaspeckhart/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0jPAlWceBsBKm5rvfZd3vw

>> No.9710842

>>9710264
>scalding_dehairing_pigs (2)
>(2)

>> No.9710847

>>9710812
not like yo ucan even sage on this board anyways. sage goes into the email field, there is none on /ck/, all he did was bump the trhread and express his contempt for the it.

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>>9710486

>> No.9710865

>>9710861
pulling himself up by his bootstraps

my freedoms are erect

>> No.9711014

>>9710847
And had the sage worked, the next post was 11 seconds later

>> No.9711044

>>9710861
This is why I love this country.

>> No.9711056

>>9710209
I hope she didn't puke right after but seriously, how do people eat this much? i hate the pain from eating too much.

>> No.9711061

>>9710361
wasabi

>> No.9711068

>>9710263
I'll never forget. At New York Anime Festival one year (back when that was still a thing) he was a guest and did a panel. One pure autist came up to the mic during Q&A and honestly asked if he knew Shigero Miyamoto. The whole audience actually booed. So cringy

>> No.9711071

>>9710253
That was pretty cute, fampie

>> No.9711081

>>9710497
I'm not sure if she is really short, or if the cabinet is really high...

>> No.9711087

>>9710861
I never knew this kind of reward system ever existed, guess thats because i'm from a shitty developing nation

>> No.9711219

>>9710163
such a tiny chopping board for this kind of work....

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>> No.9711262

>>9710346
with a camera

>> No.9711281

>>9710086

>taps the knife

>> No.9711289

>>9710373
>didn't take a swig from the wine

That's how you know he's not a real chef

>> No.9711295

>>9711227
someone needs to find this man and take over his egg monopoly.

>> No.9711310

>>9711230
this guy looks like he just wants to die

>> No.9711312

>>9711310
he makes me want to die.

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>>9710264

>> No.9711357

>>9711310
>>9711312
Featureman is more alive than you or I could ever hope to be.

>> No.9711512

>>9711056
she has a medical condition where her stomach can expand a hundred times.

>> No.9711516

>>9710253
This is the HIV kitchen place in canada right

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>> No.9711677

>>9711588
>>9711592
>pose in front of large quantities of food
>edit a video of several takes of you "chewing" while the amount of food is hidden outside of the camera view
>become a celebrity
are weebs the most pathetic and gullible beings on the whole planet?
I'd say yes

>> No.9711678

>>9711588
That she doesn't show off her distended tummy is a complete failing of this moon creature

>> No.9711692

>>9710847
>sage goes into the email field, there is none on /ck/
there's an 'options' field where you can put sage or any other option.

>> No.9711700

>>9710392
>live 2 doors down from a burger king
damn watching this makes me want a whopper

>> No.9711705

>>9711678
>tfw youll never see her thin body with her disproportionate full tummy sticking out as she sleeps off a meal on the couch

>> No.9711747

>>9710174
he was given an unpleasant reminder of the last night he spent with your mother

>> No.9711880

>>9710209
She did it on different days. Video is sped up and edited so you don't notice it.

>> No.9711921

>>9710087
bitch goona cook that or just leave it as a really subpar tartar?

>> No.9711960

>>9710361
I hear they're called
>pussies

>> No.9711988

>>9711227
How does he get in and out?

>> No.9711992

>>9711988
The eggs are filled in around him

To get out he has to sell all the eggs

>> No.9712049

>>9710373
I remember the cooking scenes disgusted my mom. She couldn't handle that it could be human meat, could be not, could be etc.

>> No.9712091

>>9710847
but anon, sage goes in all fields

>> No.9712128

>>9711312
He's our portal to true 50/60 cooking. All processed nothing fresh

>> No.9712328

>>9712049

it was pork

>> No.9712334

>>9712328
I never even considered making osso buco with pork.
Is it any good?

>> No.9712433

>>9712334
osso buco is good with anything.

>> No.9712470

>>9711602
Chinaman cheesecake.

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>>9711281

>> No.9712503

>>9710346
tip it into your gob

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>>9710264
Savage af breh

>> No.9712703

>>9711602
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

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>>9711230
>this is what will happen to your father when your mom dies first

If I get to this point I'm eating a .45 bullet.

webm not related

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>>9711295
>someone needs to find this man and partner into an egg empire

ftfy

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>>9711227
obligatory

>> No.9712913

>>9712883
i am depressed as fuck these days and jack webm's seem to be the only thing cheering me up. please post more.

>> No.9712922

>>9710086
>Knife tap

Pure kino.

>> No.9712936

>>9710392
>He ate this after days of cracker and mustard sandwiches because he was broke

Extremely satisfying scene

>> No.9712955

>>9711921
It's German Mett
It's just raw pork with with salt and pepper

>> No.9713055

>>9712913
>tfw Jack is on my PSN friends list

>> No.9713084

>>9710264
>twitter

>> No.9713226

>>9711314
I got that reference

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>>9711677
she does uncut livestreams anon

>>9711678
https://youtu.be/jfFD1c2H9Ek?t=388

>> No.9713294

>>9710077
>make little slices of chocolate fall down
>become world renowned chef
>charge extra money


That could taste like absolute shit, but it doesn't matter because it "looks cool" and people will pay extra money even though one bite will fuck it up.

>> No.9713327

>>9710264
Haha! They love to dance!

>> No.9713329

>>9710295
the amount of sugar ...

>> No.9713351

>>9712883
>cream cheese and marshmallow spread
what is he even making?

>> No.9713365

>>9710486
Pretty Good movie desu

>> No.9713366

>>9710059
Something fishy is going on here.

>> No.9713380

>>9710861

i didn't realize he was half jewish. Only half because he actually spent the money.

>> No.9713385

>>9711516

HAHAHA

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>>9710059

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>>9711588
>>9711592
>>9710209
>ywn enjoy a meal with yuka
why is there so much evil in this world?

>> No.9713471

>>9712883
Is the fruit ingredients or is he just showing off his current fruit collection to prove he eats fruit?

>> No.9713480

>>9713386
>walmart
Walmart doesn't have shelving like that. It's either Sam's or Cosco

>> No.9713550

>>9710373
is that putin?

>> No.9713563

>>9713550
no that handsome cannibal is Danish, Putin is Russian

>> No.9713679

>>9710059
I'm confused, was that meant to happen?

>> No.9713685

>>9710063
is bread magical

>> No.9713695

>>9713679
this tbqh

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>>9711516
OMFG

>> No.9713712

>>9713704
Why the FUCK do mexicans do weird shit like this when they have the best cuisine in the world?

>> No.9713772

>>9713704

it was fine then they just had to take it 4 or 5 steps too far

>> No.9713777

>>9713712
I remember when this shit started. At first you'd only add salsa to your chips, next came the lime juice, then some places got more traditional and replaced the red salsa with the more complex and traditional green salsa. Since green salsa and cream are commonly added to chilaquiles, I guess someone decided that adding cream to their chips was the next logical progression. At some point in the late 90s, Maruchan started advertising heavily and people would start eating that shit at lunchtime along with plain chips, from that point, it all went downhill. This used to be food for people who couldn't afford to eat tacos at lunchtime, nowadays, it can be just as expensive despite the fact that it's mostly carbs and fake cheese/cream.

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>>9710209
aftermath

>> No.9713785

>>9713779
I don't understand the message. Who is she revolting against?

>> No.9713791

>>9713785
ja/ck/ webms

>> No.9713794

>>9710163
I could watch this guy work all day

>> No.9713856

>>9710264
>do a barrel roll.webm

>> No.9713864

>>9713679
Exactly what happened in the webm.

>> No.9714008

>>9710059
That's what it's like when I have food poisoning. But instead of fish, it's poop.

>> No.9714052

>>9713679
Does everything confuse you this easily?

>> No.9714062

>>9713294
yea but it looks cool

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>> No.9714628

>>9713856
>tom green.jpg

>> No.9714631

>>9710264
pigs are friendly as fuck and you do this to them =/. I love some bacon but come on, make it quick.

>> No.9714693

>>9714631

they're already dead you mong

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>> No.9714700

>>9713696
It's not his stupid fat face, horrible slobby eating habits, or his incompetence in the kitchen; it's his mannerisms that twist my mind and get me to clench and cringe. What the fuck is the point of these little inane nuances? Is it an attempt to show finesse?

>> No.9714703

>>9710253
It didn't taste like semen

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>> No.9714733

>>9713471
He must be showing off. Those bananas are so past their best that he might as well put them in the bin.

>> No.9714736

>>9714717
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.9714738

>>9714622
Someone please kill this fat fuck.

>> No.9714741

>>9714738
He's doing that himself

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>>9714738
his name is Joey

>> No.9714765

>>9714751
We give names to humans and animals that we enjoy the company of. This thing doesn't fit the bill.

>> No.9714767

>>9710063
>literally webm of a fungus
fuck back off to /an/

>> No.9714774

>>9711230
t. the social security and medicaid diet

>> No.9714776

>>9711068
the new york anime festival was a great place to pick up 6/10 girls

>> No.9714777

>>9714765
https://youtu.be/4WnPfsQoptM

here's one for (you)

>> No.9714780

>>9710059
>Me after taco Tuesday

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>>9710392

>> No.9714787

>>9714717
What the shit.
More like thos.

>> No.9714797

>>9714786
Staged """viral video""" sadly.

>> No.9714810

>>9714717
>when cooking grandmas learn how to use TECHNOLOGY

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>> No.9714845

>>9711678
she used to in some of her older videos but she found it a little unladylike so she stopped.

>> No.9714848

>>9710451
I do want to see her pooping.

>> No.9714857

>>9714696
Fuck, that's some serious knife skills.

>> No.9714858

>>9714696
>no gloves
>wrong tool
It's just a slave making a vid to impress his mom on facebook

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>>9714827
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9714863

>>9714859
I post the webm every time and you post the reaction
You and I are of a kind
In another life, I might have called you...
Friend

>> No.9714906

>>9710264
rate
http://coub.com/view/zp8nx

>> No.9714915

>>9714863
Ah, episode 10, balance of terror.

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>>9714863
not sure if feels

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>>9714917
>We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.

>> No.9714971

>>9714827
>>9714859
>>9714863
>>9714917

I love you guys

>> No.9714976

>>9711880
No, she didn't. She releases a new video almost every day as well as livestreams every now and then. She eats huge amounts of food almost daily.

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>>9710325
>He cannot handle small, edible leaves

>> No.9714986

>>9713380
Have you not seen the film in question? He literally had no valid money on him.

>> No.9715159

>>9710175
Not the person you responded too, but when I do make new webms, they get drowned out by the same 20 jack/mexican/egg webms

>> No.9715184

>>9710086
I keep expecting him to drizzle some more sauce over the entire spread once he's done.

>> No.9715190

>>9711600
cute doubles

>> No.9715192

>>9712873
Love this movie, especially the part with the eighteen brassmen.

>> No.9715227

>>9710295
I love the Homsar reveal at :37

>"BUUUUUUUuuuHHHH!!! LET'S GO DIVING FOR CHAINSAWS."

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>>9714827

>> No.9715369

>>9710163
yo arent green tomaters poisonous? i mean he just chopped one up and placed it on the others

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9715406

>>9713777
Thank you for the history lesson anon, this is quite enlightening.

>> No.9715416
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>>9714921
>tfw can never watch another star trek episode ever again without realizing sulu is a rapist

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>>9713712

>> No.9715464
File: 2.28 MB, 800x500, tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9715471
File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, jack soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9715894

>>9710264
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.9715907

>>9711314
Fuck even at 25 I'm still a loser who listens to LB I DON'T FUCKING GET IT

>> No.9715974

>>9715464
What is wrong with him. He is beyond stupid. I'm shocked he knows how to breathe

>> No.9716027

>>9715974
thats a woman, dude

>> No.9716051

>>9714827
>>9714859
not sure if stuck in a time loop or have been browsing this shitty ass website for too damn long

>> No.9716061

>>9713480
walmart does have that shelving, its backroom only tho.

>> No.9716089

>>9710264
>you will never be a dead pig spinning at 200rpm, lit on fire, with your face in another dead pigs asshole
feels good

>> No.9716095

>>9715369
that's a meme

>> No.9716124

>>9716095
>meme=falsehood
Retardz

>> No.9716126

>>9713055
What does he play?

>> No.9716147
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>> No.9716162
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9716162

If you watch this and don't immediately crave it, you have no soul.

>> No.9716163

>>9715471
The fact that he doesn't just chuck it all in like some sort of clueless savage, but only uses half of that jar of salsa(?), well... that right there... true restraint, man -- because an accomplished, honorable chef must first know when to stop.

Brava, Jack. Brava.

>> No.9716181

>>9711592
>Work at McDonald's
>Shift is almost over, gonna go home and play video games.
>See this bitch walk up
>Boss makes us stay for another hour
Fucking Japanese

>> No.9716189

>>9713351
Heart disease

>> No.9716193

>>9716162
I have no soul.

>> No.9716196

>>9715416
We should have seen it coming from a mile away, in the episode Mirror, Mirror he was groping Uhura.

>> No.9716200

>>9716162
alternatively, you may have eaten proper meals in your life and this looks like a retarded basement dweller's idea of what it means to eat "truly good food!"

>> No.9716210
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>>9716200
Don't be upset that your culinary "expertise" is being shown up in easily-shareable video format.

>> No.9716236

>>9716210
How do you melt an oil?

>> No.9716258
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>> No.9716307

>>9715464
Was that supposed to be a gyro?

>> No.9716321

>>9716236
Because coconut oil is a solid at room temperature the same way butter and lard are

>> No.9716337

>>9716258
There's so much Soy in there that it's a registered Democrat

>> No.9716451
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>> No.9716480

>>9716451
I always hate this one. Mixing up everything with the cream cheese and egg yolk ruins it. That grey mass disgusts me. The mushrooms, shallot and garlic mix was perfectly fine before that. Slice the steak however thick you want, season with salt and cook it until seared, meanwhile lightly toasting a bun. Add meat and veggies to bun, add provolone cheese or whatever, then toast again until cheese is melted. Bada boom.

>> No.9716494

>>9710520
ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhill

>> No.9716508

>>9716162
Hmm, I wonder what ingredients they will u-
>cream cheese, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, bacon wrapping
What a creative and diversified meal!

>> No.9716513

>>9710264
this goes perfectly with death metal, I wish it looped a little smoother

>> No.9716523

>>9712955
and raw onion....
That sounds like shit anon.

>> No.9716524

>>9714698
is he actually retarded?

>> No.9716526

>>9710513
that's got to do some damage to the old psyche after a few years

>> No.9716530

>>9715369
in the same sense that alcohol is poisonous.
Obviously if you have too much of it it's a problem; but properly balanced it's a a god-send.

>> No.9716532

>>9716061
Ours has that shelving out on the floor for the toilet paper and 50 lb bags of pet food

>> No.9716536

>>9714751
What the fuck is he eating

>> No.9716544

>>9716451
>wa la

>> No.9716547

>>9712905
the white new balances are a nice touch
>tfw I own a pair

>> No.9716554

>>9715227
>homestarrunner reference
Patrician as fuck anon
Also 10/10 post

>> No.9716558

>>9716536
Raw Mexican chorizo

>> No.9716573

>>9716162
>wear gloves to avoid burning
stopped watching

>> No.9716588

>>9711512
Wtf

>> No.9716595

>>9716258
This looks delicious, I'm going to substiture boiled eggs for this soy shit though.

>> No.9716596

>>9713294
Do you live in a trailerpark? Taste is aways first, but just the fact that this triggers you tells me you are some kind of third world hick

>> No.9716603

>>9716573
WA-LA

>> No.9716607

>>9716258
Why are vegans always imitating real food.

Eat the real shit or make it your own.

>> No.9716624

>>9716236
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.9716650

>>9711602
BBBBRRRRAAAAPPPPP!

>> No.9716742

>>9715464
arent you supposed to warm up the tortillas?

>> No.9716919

>>9710361
Soy boy

>> No.9716928

>>9713294
no, it couldn't taste like absolute shit, kill yourself. restaurants don't get to this point without quality

>> No.9716931

>>9713712
When you've been incarcerated for a while you develop a hankering for this shit.

>> No.9716981

>>9713563
Well, his brother played Putin in HoC so hes not that far

>> No.9716997

>>9711677
Glad to know you've already made your opinions invalid with one sentence.

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>>9715471
What the hell even is this atrocity

>> No.9717031

>>9714767
Funguses are not animals.

>> No.9717035

>>9710087
mięsny jeż, mięsny jeż!

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Is pad thai overrated?

>> No.9717074

>>9716210
>Alternative to cheese
>Then puts in cheese

>> No.9717084

>>9716607
because modern vegans are products of modernity, they want to "eat healthy" but they dont want to give up the meats, dairy, and eggs. Ergo they recreate through science and gimmick meals.

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>>9710201
>leveling dex

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>>9717021
ramsay is such a reddit-tier skid mark

>> No.9717101

>>9717021
thats the cowboy burger i think, i kekked when the fucker was undercooked in the midddle

>> No.9717106

>>9711516
The what?

>> No.9717150

>>9713791
I'll make some new ones if people tell me what videos and timestamps are good. I'm not sitting through hours of Ja/ck/ just to find the nuggets

>> No.9717152

>>9710346
with a spoon you fuck

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>> No.9717186

>>9710861

I forgot how good this movie is.

>> No.9717194

>>9715907
rollin rollin rollin rollin

>> No.9717206

>>9717166
>Döner CNC

>> No.9717210

>>9710063
why does it feel like these niggers are laughing at me?

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>> No.9717218

>>9711588
>>9711592
Are these from youtube? What is this woman's name and/or channel?

>> No.9717223
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>>9717218
Kinoshita Yuka

>> No.9717230

>>9716530
nice
didint knkow
thanks

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>> No.9717237
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>>9717162

>> No.9717249
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>> No.9717275

>>9710865
i imagine some dude moaning "AAAHHMUUURICAAAAAHH!!" when he gets jizzed on the face with pennies

>> No.9717335

>>9711600
raymoo cake is one of my favorite webms

>> No.9717387

>>9715416
Does it help that Shatner baneposts on /tv/?

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>> No.9717443

>>9717263
But why

>> No.9717445

>>9716451
>tasty
More like dry as fuck

>> No.9717447

>>9714786
this is me when im sad

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>>9716147
delete

>> No.9717527

>>9714765
I miss Hitler

>> No.9717529

>>9710111
Takoyaki is delicious, I miss it.

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>>9717021
>turning your burger upside down

>> No.9717532

>>9717447
me too
also im sad quite often
also i cant afford bk or whatever that is so i just go for about 10 rolls, a stick of butter, some cold cuts and a big bottle of pepsi and go for it
man, typing this out made me sad
good thing is all the shop are closed by now

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>> No.9717536

>>9717511
where are the seeds?

>> No.9717540

>>9717536
@ Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)

>> No.9717546

>>9714733
Nigger those bananas are prime banana bread material.

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>> No.9717597
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>>9712913
left the thread

here you go

>> No.9717602

>>9717597
cant deny its juicy though

>> No.9717656

>>9717597
Does anyone have the xnumber salmonella infection surviving champion?

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>>9717656

>> No.9717693
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>>9717663
Thanks senpai

>> No.9717708

>>9714751
1guy1cup

>> No.9717764

>>9717443
for snacks

>> No.9717780

>>9717099

Marco pls go

>> No.9717819

>>9717602
this

>> No.9717858

>>9713777
>cheap food becoming a luxery item
Every fucking time.
How did we fuck up something as simple as capatilism so badly.

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>>9710729

>> No.9717895

>>9710264
Laughing uncontrollably.

>> No.9717916

>>9710486
>double whopper kiddo

>> No.9717930

>>9717223
burning off all that intoxicating and inebriating alcohol.

>> No.9717932

>>9710513
5:19. Option menu music

>> No.9717994

>>9710391
what series

>> No.9718006
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>>9717443
Because who doesn't love something that is explosive and satisfying.

>> No.9718015

>>9717597
This is my least favorite thing to see with my eyes.

>> No.9718021

>>9717447
Obesity boosts aromatese
Aromatese converts testosterone to estrogen
Lower testosterone levels increases likelyhood of depression.

Lower food intake. Perform leg workouts or compound muscle exercises.

>> No.9718029

>>9717994
It's called Hannibal

>> No.9718052
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>>9711227
Is that Tuco?

>> No.9718090

>>9716258
What a waste of time jesus christ

>> No.9718098
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9718098

>>9717237
>that sticker

>> No.9718104

>>9711992
well shit, no wonder he's so surly

>> No.9718108

>>9714698
Literally JUST: Ja/ck/ edition

>> No.9718130

>>9716451
Jesus fucking Christ, why ruin a decent cut like that with all that garbage heaped on top.

>> No.9718332

>>9710353
You're right to think that. What she's pretending to do is virtually impossible for someone her size. She would vomit before her stomach could begin to expand to accommodate for that much food. Unless maybe she's a one in a trillion case of having an abnormally large stomach that happens to be abnormally shaped so as not to put stress on other organs or her respiratory functions.

>> No.9718484

>>9718052
There are two kinds of people in this world. People with friends... and people imprisoned by eggs like poor Tyco...

>> No.9718700

>>9717099
>>9717101
>>9717531
If you watch the episode the restaurant didn't have the right size buns in stock so they gave him smaller ones. The burger keeps slipping because of this

>> No.9718704

>>9710353
Eh... You have to take into account the negative space in each of those portions as well as the fact that Matt Stonie could kill that and he ain't much bigger than she is.

So... I am leaving a 'plausible'.

>> No.9718872

>>9717930
nah, whatever's in that sphere could easily be 20+ abv and still extinguish a flame. What a huge pain in the ass it'd be to make hollow ice spheres though

>> No.9718913

>>9717597
What has happened to that chicken

>> No.9719462
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He doesnt know about Blending with Henry

>> No.9719732

>>9719462
I didn't know Joe Rogan and Patrick Stewart had undergone fusion.

>> No.9719788

>>9710086
Thinking this webm is getting old is getting old. if this weren't in a webm, I'd kinda be disappointed

>> No.9719796

>>9714703
fucking lel

>> No.9720080

>>9711700
>americans

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