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>>9710062god forbid we have some actual content on this board! we need more mchicken threads!
>>9710086>actual contentThe same 20 webms and jackshit is not actual content
>>9710059the way he just lets his arm drop and swing tells you everything re: his hope and optimism
>>9710118And just like all the other threads you bitch about it instead of contributing something new
>>9710063Thas a comfy ass webm you got there bruv.
>>9710087>Applying onions in that pattern from front to back.Amateurs man.
>>9710086>actual content>shitty webm posted over and over againlearn something from potato-dono and pls kyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzEQ1n7EHPM
>>9710111That guys a fucking boss. That is some god damn dexterity if I've ever seent it.
>>9710201I took me a minute to realize it is sped up some but yeah that dude still has some talent
>>9710209I really wish people didn't do this.
>>9710263>puts a knife to a dead animal>becomes a legitimate chef
>>9710264Where is this taken from?
>>9710063fuck now i gotta order some shit off ubereats goddamn im fuckin hungry
>>9710295The one thing I hate about this, is the dessert that had the strawberries in it. I know leaving the strawberry "leaf" inside of it makes it look prettier, but goddamn if I want a strawberry dessert I'd like to try a bite with the strawberry in it, and not have to pick them all out eating them separately or picking them out, taking the leaf out, and then putting them back in.Plating is really pretentious desu
>>9710077How do you eat this
>>9710209I find it really hard to believe that anybody can do this without requiring hospitalization or medical attention of some kind afterwards.
>>9710346you pay $80 to look at it and then go get real food
>>9710253What the hell is this?
>>9710373The cooking scenes are great in this series.
>>9710059Anyone got a webm of this?
>>9710209Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!
>>9710059gives new meaning to the word "street food"
>>9710451>you will never open your mouth right against a girls ass as she takes a giant shit down your throat, then putting your nostrils right against her asshole so it funnels down into your nostrils
>>9710263I want morimotos spicy tuna roll in my butt
>>9710487Speak for yourself loser
>>9710353she has a medical condition
>>9710497She looks nice. What's her name/youtube channel?Can I have a link to this video, please?
>>9710373Anyone got the version with the warm filter?
>>9710062>SagedWhat do you think this does anyway?
>>9710790doesn't bump the thread
>>9710790it's good for seasoning roasted vegetables and meats
>>9710798I know. But that is the same as not posting.Mentioning you saged makes you look like a tard who thinks he has just put the thread to the end of the catalog.
>>9710062announcing sage is a bannable offense, anon
>>9710812 not like yo ucan even sage on this board anyways. sage goes into the email field, there is none on /ck/, all he did was bump the trhread and express his contempt for the it.
>>9710861pulling himself up by his bootstrapsmy freedoms are erect
>>9710847And had the sage worked, the next post was 11 seconds later
>>9710861This is why I love this country.
>>9710209I hope she didn't puke right after but seriously, how do people eat this much? i hate the pain from eating too much.
>>9710263I'll never forget. At New York Anime Festival one year (back when that was still a thing) he was a guest and did a panel. One pure autist came up to the mic during Q&A and honestly asked if he knew Shigero Miyamoto. The whole audience actually booed. So cringy
>>9710253That was pretty cute, fampie
>>9710497I'm not sure if she is really short, or if the cabinet is really high...
>>9710861I never knew this kind of reward system ever existed, guess thats because i'm from a shitty developing nation
>>9710163such a tiny chopping board for this kind of work....
>>9710346with a camera
>>9710086>taps the knife
>>9710373>didn't take a swig from the wineThat's how you know he's not a real chef
>>9711227someone needs to find this man and take over his egg monopoly.
>>9711230this guy looks like he just wants to die
>>9711310he makes me want to die.
>>9711310>>9711312Featureman is more alive than you or I could ever hope to be.
>>9711056she has a medical condition where her stomach can expand a hundred times.
>>9710253This is the HIV kitchen place in canada right
>>9711588>>9711592>pose in front of large quantities of food>edit a video of several takes of you "chewing" while the amount of food is hidden outside of the camera view>become a celebrityare weebs the most pathetic and gullible beings on the whole planet?I'd say yes
>>9711588That she doesn't show off her distended tummy is a complete failing of this moon creature
>>9710847>sage goes into the email field, there is none on /ck/there's an 'options' field where you can put sage or any other option.
>>9710392>live 2 doors down from a burger kingdamn watching this makes me want a whopper
>>9711678>tfw youll never see her thin body with her disproportionate full tummy sticking out as she sleeps off a meal on the couch
>>9710174he was given an unpleasant reminder of the last night he spent with your mother
>>9710209She did it on different days. Video is sped up and edited so you don't notice it.
>>9710087bitch goona cook that or just leave it as a really subpar tartar?
>>9710361I hear they're called >pussies
>>9711227How does he get in and out?
>>9711988The eggs are filled in around himTo get out he has to sell all the eggs
>>9710373I remember the cooking scenes disgusted my mom. She couldn't handle that it could be human meat, could be not, could be etc.
>>9710847but anon, sage goes in all fields
>>9711312He's our portal to true 50/60 cooking. All processed nothing fresh
>>9712049it was pork
>>9712328I never even considered making osso buco with pork. Is it any good?
>>9712334osso buco is good with anything.
>>9710346tip it into your gob
>>9710264Savage af breh
>>9711602T H I C CH I C C
>>9711230>this is what will happen to your father when your mom dies first If I get to this point I'm eating a .45 bullet.webm not related
>>9711295>someone needs to find this man and partner into an egg empire ftfy
>>9712883i am depressed as fuck these days and jack webm's seem to be the only thing cheering me up. please post more.
>>9710086>Knife tapPure kino.
>>9710392>He ate this after days of cracker and mustard sandwiches because he was brokeExtremely satisfying scene
>>9711921It's German MettIt's just raw pork with with salt and pepper
>>9712913>tfw Jack is on my PSN friends list
>>9711314I got that reference
>>9711677she does uncut livestreams anon>>9711678https://youtu.be/jfFD1c2H9Ek?t=388
>>9710077>make little slices of chocolate fall down>become world renowned chef>charge extra moneyThat could taste like absolute shit, but it doesn't matter because it "looks cool" and people will pay extra money even though one bite will fuck it up.
>>9710264Haha! They love to dance!
>>9710295the amount of sugar ...
>>9712883>cream cheese and marshmallow spreadwhat is he even making?
>>9710486Pretty Good movie desu
>>9710059Something fishy is going on here.
>>9710861i didn't realize he was half jewish. Only half because he actually spent the money.
>>9711588>>9711592>>9710209>ywn enjoy a meal with yukawhy is there so much evil in this world?
>>9712883Is the fruit ingredients or is he just showing off his current fruit collection to prove he eats fruit?
>>9713386>walmartWalmart doesn't have shelving like that. It's either Sam's or Cosco
>>9710373is that putin?
>>9713550no that handsome cannibal is Danish, Putin is Russian
>>9710059I'm confused, was that meant to happen?
>>9710063is bread magical
>>9713704Why the FUCK do mexicans do weird shit like this when they have the best cuisine in the world?
>>9713704it was fine then they just had to take it 4 or 5 steps too far
>>9713712I remember when this shit started. At first you'd only add salsa to your chips, next came the lime juice, then some places got more traditional and replaced the red salsa with the more complex and traditional green salsa. Since green salsa and cream are commonly added to chilaquiles, I guess someone decided that adding cream to their chips was the next logical progression. At some point in the late 90s, Maruchan started advertising heavily and people would start eating that shit at lunchtime along with plain chips, from that point, it all went downhill. This used to be food for people who couldn't afford to eat tacos at lunchtime, nowadays, it can be just as expensive despite the fact that it's mostly carbs and fake cheese/cream.
>>9713779I don't understand the message. Who is she revolting against?
>>9710163I could watch this guy work all day
>>9710264>do a barrel roll.webm
>>9713679Exactly what happened in the webm.
>>9710059That's what it's like when I have food poisoning. But instead of fish, it's poop.
>>9713679Does everything confuse you this easily?
>>9713294yea but it looks cool
>>9710264pigs are friendly as fuck and you do this to them =/. I love some bacon but come on, make it quick.
>>9714631they're already dead you mong
>>9713696It's not his stupid fat face, horrible slobby eating habits, or his incompetence in the kitchen; it's his mannerisms that twist my mind and get me to clench and cringe. What the fuck is the point of these little inane nuances? Is it an attempt to show finesse?
>>9710253It didn't taste like semen
>>9713471He must be showing off. Those bananas are so past their best that he might as well put them in the bin.
>>9714717WHAT THE FUCK
>>9714622Someone please kill this fat fuck.
>>9714738He's doing that himself
>>9714738his name is Joey
>>9714751We give names to humans and animals that we enjoy the company of. This thing doesn't fit the bill.
>>9710063>literally webm of a fungusfuck back off to /an/
>>9711230t. the social security and medicaid diet
>>9711068the new york anime festival was a great place to pick up 6/10 girls
>>9714765https://youtu.be/4WnPfsQoptMhere's one for (you)
>>9710059>Me after taco Tuesday
>>9714717What the shit.More like thos.
>>9714786Staged """viral video""" sadly.
>>9714717>when cooking grandmas learn how to use TECHNOLOGY
>>9711678she used to in some of her older videos but she found it a little unladylike so she stopped.
>>9710451I do want to see her pooping.
>>9714696Fuck, that's some serious knife skills.
>>9714696>no gloves>wrong toolIt's just a slave making a vid to impress his mom on facebook
>>9714827not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers
>>9714859I post the webm every time and you post the reactionYou and I are of a kindIn another life, I might have called you...Friend
>>9714863Ah, episode 10, balance of terror.
>>9714863not sure if feels
>>9714917>We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.
>>9714827>>9714859>>9714863>>9714917 I love you guys
>>9711880No, she didn't. She releases a new video almost every day as well as livestreams every now and then. She eats huge amounts of food almost daily.
>>9710325>He cannot handle small, edible leaves
>>9713380Have you not seen the film in question? He literally had no valid money on him.
>>9710175Not the person you responded too, but when I do make new webms, they get drowned out by the same 20 jack/mexican/egg webms
>>9710086I keep expecting him to drizzle some more sauce over the entire spread once he's done.
>>9712873Love this movie, especially the part with the eighteen brassmen.
>>9710295I love the Homsar reveal at :37>"BUUUUUUUuuuHHHH!!! LET'S GO DIVING FOR CHAINSAWS."
>>9710163yo arent green tomaters poisonous? i mean he just chopped one up and placed it on the others
>>9713777Thank you for the history lesson anon, this is quite enlightening.
>>9714921>tfw can never watch another star trek episode ever again without realizing sulu is a rapist
>>9711314Fuck even at 25 I'm still a loser who listens to LB I DON'T FUCKING GET IT
>>9715464What is wrong with him. He is beyond stupid. I'm shocked he knows how to breathe
>>9715974thats a woman, dude
>>9714827>>9714859not sure if stuck in a time loop or have been browsing this shitty ass website for too damn long
>>9713480walmart does have that shelving, its backroom only tho.
>>9710264>you will never be a dead pig spinning at 200rpm, lit on fire, with your face in another dead pigs assholefeels good
>>9715369that's a meme
>>9713055What does he play?
If you watch this and don't immediately crave it, you have no soul.
>>9715471The fact that he doesn't just chuck it all in like some sort of clueless savage, but only uses half of that jar of salsa(?), well... that right there... true restraint, man -- because an accomplished, honorable chef must first know when to stop. Brava, Jack. Brava.
>>9711592>Work at McDonald's>Shift is almost over, gonna go home and play video games.>See this bitch walk up>Boss makes us stay for another hourFucking Japanese
>>9716162I have no soul.
>>9715416We should have seen it coming from a mile away, in the episode Mirror, Mirror he was groping Uhura.
>>9716162alternatively, you may have eaten proper meals in your life and this looks like a retarded basement dweller's idea of what it means to eat "truly good food!"
>>9716200Don't be upset that your culinary "expertise" is being shown up in easily-shareable video format.
>>9716210How do you melt an oil?
>>9715464Was that supposed to be a gyro?
>>9716236Because coconut oil is a solid at room temperature the same way butter and lard are
>>9716258There's so much Soy in there that it's a registered Democrat
>>9716451I always hate this one. Mixing up everything with the cream cheese and egg yolk ruins it. That grey mass disgusts me. The mushrooms, shallot and garlic mix was perfectly fine before that. Slice the steak however thick you want, season with salt and cook it until seared, meanwhile lightly toasting a bun. Add meat and veggies to bun, add provolone cheese or whatever, then toast again until cheese is melted. Bada boom.
>>9716162Hmm, I wonder what ingredients they will u->cream cheese, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, bacon wrappingWhat a creative and diversified meal!
>>9710264this goes perfectly with death metal, I wish it looped a little smoother
>>9712955and raw onion....That sounds like shit anon.
>>9714698is he actually retarded?
>>9710513that's got to do some damage to the old psyche after a few years
>>9715369in the same sense that alcohol is poisonous. Obviously if you have too much of it it's a problem; but properly balanced it's a a god-send.
>>9716061Ours has that shelving out on the floor for the toilet paper and 50 lb bags of pet food
>>9714751What the fuck is he eating
>>9712905the white new balances are a nice touch>tfw I own a pair
>>9715227>homestarrunner referencePatrician as fuck anonAlso 10/10 post
>>9716536Raw Mexican chorizo
>>9716162>wear gloves to avoid burningstopped watching
>>9716258This looks delicious, I'm going to substiture boiled eggs for this soy shit though.
>>9713294Do you live in a trailerpark? Taste is aways first, but just the fact that this triggers you tells me you are some kind of third world hick
>>9716258Why are vegans always imitating real food.Eat the real shit or make it your own.
>>9716236Are you fucking retarded?
>>9715464arent you supposed to warm up the tortillas?
>>9713294no, it couldn't taste like absolute shit, kill yourself. restaurants don't get to this point without quality
>>9713712When you've been incarcerated for a while you develop a hankering for this shit.
>>9713563Well, his brother played Putin in HoC so hes not that far
>>9711677Glad to know you've already made your opinions invalid with one sentence.
>>9715471What the hell even is this atrocity
>>9714767Funguses are not animals.
>>9710087mięsny jeż, mięsny jeż!
Is pad thai overrated?
>>9716210>Alternative to cheese>Then puts in cheese
>>9716607because modern vegans are products of modernity, they want to "eat healthy" but they dont want to give up the meats, dairy, and eggs. Ergo they recreate through science and gimmick meals.
>>9717021ramsay is such a reddit-tier skid mark
>>9717021thats the cowboy burger i think, i kekked when the fucker was undercooked in the midddle
>>9713791I'll make some new ones if people tell me what videos and timestamps are good. I'm not sitting through hours of Ja/ck/ just to find the nuggets
>>9710346with a spoon you fuck
>>9710861I forgot how good this movie is.
>>9715907rollin rollin rollin rollin
>>9710063why does it feel like these niggers are laughing at me?
>>9711588>>9711592Are these from youtube? What is this woman's name and/or channel?
>>9710865i imagine some dude moaning "AAAHHMUUURICAAAAAHH!!" when he gets jizzed on the face with pennies
>>9711600raymoo cake is one of my favorite webms
>>9715416Does it help that Shatner baneposts on /tv/?
>>9716451>tastyMore like dry as fuck
>>9714786this is me when im sad
>>9714765I miss Hitler
>>9710111Takoyaki is delicious, I miss it.
>>9717021>turning your burger upside down
>>9717447me tooalso im sad quite oftenalso i cant afford bk or whatever that is so i just go for about 10 rolls, a stick of butter, some cold cuts and a big bottle of pepsi and go for itman, typing this out made me sadgood thing is all the shop are closed by now
>>9717511where are the seeds?
>>9717536@ Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
>>9714733Nigger those bananas are prime banana bread material.
>>9712913left the thread here you go
>>9717597cant deny its juicy though
>>9717597Does anyone have the xnumber salmonella infection surviving champion?
>>9717099Marco pls go
>>9713777>cheap food becoming a luxery itemEvery fucking time.How did we fuck up something as simple as capatilism so badly.
>>9710486>double whopper kiddo
>>9717223burning off all that intoxicating and inebriating alcohol.
>>97105135:19. Option menu music
>>9717443Because who doesn't love something that is explosive and satisfying.
>>9717597This is my least favorite thing to see with my eyes.
>>9717447Obesity boosts aromateseAromatese converts testosterone to estrogenLower testosterone levels increases likelyhood of depression.Lower food intake. Perform leg workouts or compound muscle exercises.
>>9717994It's called Hannibal
>>9711227Is that Tuco?
>>9716258What a waste of time jesus christ
>>9711992well shit, no wonder he's so surly
>>9714698Literally JUST: Ja/ck/ edition
>>9716451Jesus fucking Christ, why ruin a decent cut like that with all that garbage heaped on top.
>>9710353You're right to think that. What she's pretending to do is virtually impossible for someone her size. She would vomit before her stomach could begin to expand to accommodate for that much food. Unless maybe she's a one in a trillion case of having an abnormally large stomach that happens to be abnormally shaped so as not to put stress on other organs or her respiratory functions.
>>9718052There are two kinds of people in this world. People with friends... and people imprisoned by eggs like poor Tyco...
>>9717099>>9717101>>9717531If you watch the episode the restaurant didn't have the right size buns in stock so they gave him smaller ones. The burger keeps slipping because of this
>>9710353Eh... You have to take into account the negative space in each of those portions as well as the fact that Matt Stonie could kill that and he ain't much bigger than she is.So... I am leaving a 'plausible'.
>>9717930nah, whatever's in that sphere could easily be 20+ abv and still extinguish a flame. What a huge pain in the ass it'd be to make hollow ice spheres though
>>9717597What has happened to that chicken
He doesnt know about Blending with Henry
>>9719462I didn't know Joe Rogan and Patrick Stewart had undergone fusion.
>>9710086Thinking this webm is getting old is getting old. if this weren't in a webm, I'd kinda be disappointed