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>> No.9710062 [DELETED] 

Saged and hidden.

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god forbid we have some actual content on this board! we need more mchicken threads!

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>> No.9710118

>actual content
The same 20 webms and jackshit is not actual content

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>> No.9710174


the way he just lets his arm drop and swing tells you everything re: his hope and optimism

>> No.9710175

And just like all the other threads you bitch about it instead of contributing something new

>> No.9710178

Thas a comfy ass webm you got there bruv.

>> No.9710187

>Applying onions in that pattern from front to back.
Amateurs man.

>> No.9710189

>actual content
>shitty webm posted over and over again
learn something from potato-dono and pls kys

>> No.9710201

That guys a fucking boss.
That is some god damn dexterity if I've ever seent it.

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>> No.9710250

I took me a minute to realize it is sped up some but yeah that dude still has some talent

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>> No.9710302

I really wish people didn't do this.

>> No.9710308

>puts a knife to a dead animal
>becomes a legitimate chef

>> No.9710312

Where is this taken from?

>> No.9710321

fuck now i gotta order some shit off ubereats goddamn im fuckin hungry

>> No.9710325

The one thing I hate about this, is the dessert that had the strawberries in it. I know leaving the strawberry "leaf" inside of it makes it look prettier, but goddamn if I want a strawberry dessert I'd like to try a bite with the strawberry in it, and not have to pick them all out eating them separately or picking them out, taking the leaf out, and then putting them back in.

Plating is really pretentious desu

>> No.9710346


How do you eat this

>> No.9710353


I find it really hard to believe that anybody can do this without requiring hospitalization or medical attention of some kind afterwards.

>> No.9710356

you pay $80 to look at it and then go get real food

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>> No.9710361

What the hell is this?

>> No.9710373
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>> No.9710391

The cooking scenes are great in this series.

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Anyone got a webm of this?

>> No.9710451

Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!

>> No.9710467

gives new meaning to the word "street food"

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>> No.9710487
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>you will never open your mouth right against a girls ass as she takes a giant shit down your throat, then putting your nostrils right against her asshole so it funnels down into your nostrils

>> No.9710493

I want morimotos spicy tuna roll in my butt

>> No.9710494


Speak for yourself loser

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>> No.9710501

she has a medical condition

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>> No.9710520

She looks nice. What's her name/youtube channel?
Can I have a link to this video, please?

>> No.9710729

Anyone got the version with the warm filter?

>> No.9710790

What do you think this does anyway?

>> No.9710798

doesn't bump the thread

>> No.9710799

it's good for seasoning roasted vegetables and meats

>> No.9710812

I know. But that is the same as not posting.
Mentioning you saged makes you look like a tard who thinks he has just put the thread to the end of the catalog.

>> No.9710836

announcing sage is a bannable offense, anon

>> No.9710840


>> No.9710842

>scalding_dehairing_pigs (2)

>> No.9710847

not like yo ucan even sage on this board anyways. sage goes into the email field, there is none on /ck/, all he did was bump the trhread and express his contempt for the it.

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>> No.9710865

pulling himself up by his bootstraps

my freedoms are erect

>> No.9711014

And had the sage worked, the next post was 11 seconds later

>> No.9711044

This is why I love this country.

>> No.9711056

I hope she didn't puke right after but seriously, how do people eat this much? i hate the pain from eating too much.

>> No.9711061


>> No.9711068

I'll never forget. At New York Anime Festival one year (back when that was still a thing) he was a guest and did a panel. One pure autist came up to the mic during Q&A and honestly asked if he knew Shigero Miyamoto. The whole audience actually booed. So cringy

>> No.9711071

That was pretty cute, fampie

>> No.9711081

I'm not sure if she is really short, or if the cabinet is really high...

>> No.9711087

I never knew this kind of reward system ever existed, guess thats because i'm from a shitty developing nation

>> No.9711219

such a tiny chopping board for this kind of work....

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>> No.9711262

with a camera

>> No.9711281


>taps the knife

>> No.9711289

>didn't take a swig from the wine

That's how you know he's not a real chef

>> No.9711295

someone needs to find this man and take over his egg monopoly.

>> No.9711310

this guy looks like he just wants to die

>> No.9711312

he makes me want to die.

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>> No.9711357

Featureman is more alive than you or I could ever hope to be.

>> No.9711512

she has a medical condition where her stomach can expand a hundred times.

>> No.9711516

This is the HIV kitchen place in canada right

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>> No.9711677

>pose in front of large quantities of food
>edit a video of several takes of you "chewing" while the amount of food is hidden outside of the camera view
>become a celebrity
are weebs the most pathetic and gullible beings on the whole planet?
I'd say yes

>> No.9711678

That she doesn't show off her distended tummy is a complete failing of this moon creature

>> No.9711692

>sage goes into the email field, there is none on /ck/
there's an 'options' field where you can put sage or any other option.

>> No.9711700

>live 2 doors down from a burger king
damn watching this makes me want a whopper

>> No.9711705

>tfw youll never see her thin body with her disproportionate full tummy sticking out as she sleeps off a meal on the couch

>> No.9711747

he was given an unpleasant reminder of the last night he spent with your mother

>> No.9711880

She did it on different days. Video is sped up and edited so you don't notice it.

>> No.9711921

bitch goona cook that or just leave it as a really subpar tartar?

>> No.9711960

I hear they're called

>> No.9711988

How does he get in and out?

>> No.9711992

The eggs are filled in around him

To get out he has to sell all the eggs

>> No.9712049

I remember the cooking scenes disgusted my mom. She couldn't handle that it could be human meat, could be not, could be etc.

>> No.9712091

but anon, sage goes in all fields

>> No.9712128

He's our portal to true 50/60 cooking. All processed nothing fresh

>> No.9712328


it was pork

>> No.9712334

I never even considered making osso buco with pork.
Is it any good?

>> No.9712433

osso buco is good with anything.

>> No.9712470

Chinaman cheesecake.

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>> No.9712503

tip it into your gob

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Savage af breh

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>this is what will happen to your father when your mom dies first

If I get to this point I'm eating a .45 bullet.

webm not related

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>someone needs to find this man and partner into an egg empire


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>> No.9712913

i am depressed as fuck these days and jack webm's seem to be the only thing cheering me up. please post more.

>> No.9712922

>Knife tap

Pure kino.

>> No.9712936

>He ate this after days of cracker and mustard sandwiches because he was broke

Extremely satisfying scene

>> No.9712955

It's German Mett
It's just raw pork with with salt and pepper

>> No.9713055

>tfw Jack is on my PSN friends list

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>> No.9713226

I got that reference

>> No.9713273
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she does uncut livestreams anon


>> No.9713294

>make little slices of chocolate fall down
>become world renowned chef
>charge extra money

That could taste like absolute shit, but it doesn't matter because it "looks cool" and people will pay extra money even though one bite will fuck it up.

>> No.9713327

Haha! They love to dance!

>> No.9713329

the amount of sugar ...

>> No.9713351

>cream cheese and marshmallow spread
what is he even making?

>> No.9713365

Pretty Good movie desu

>> No.9713366

Something fishy is going on here.

>> No.9713380


i didn't realize he was half jewish. Only half because he actually spent the money.

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>ywn enjoy a meal with yuka
why is there so much evil in this world?

>> No.9713471

Is the fruit ingredients or is he just showing off his current fruit collection to prove he eats fruit?

>> No.9713480

Walmart doesn't have shelving like that. It's either Sam's or Cosco

>> No.9713550

is that putin?

>> No.9713563

no that handsome cannibal is Danish, Putin is Russian

>> No.9713679

I'm confused, was that meant to happen?

>> No.9713685

is bread magical

>> No.9713695

this tbqh

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>> No.9713712

Why the FUCK do mexicans do weird shit like this when they have the best cuisine in the world?

>> No.9713772


it was fine then they just had to take it 4 or 5 steps too far

>> No.9713777

I remember when this shit started. At first you'd only add salsa to your chips, next came the lime juice, then some places got more traditional and replaced the red salsa with the more complex and traditional green salsa. Since green salsa and cream are commonly added to chilaquiles, I guess someone decided that adding cream to their chips was the next logical progression. At some point in the late 90s, Maruchan started advertising heavily and people would start eating that shit at lunchtime along with plain chips, from that point, it all went downhill. This used to be food for people who couldn't afford to eat tacos at lunchtime, nowadays, it can be just as expensive despite the fact that it's mostly carbs and fake cheese/cream.

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>> No.9713785

I don't understand the message. Who is she revolting against?

>> No.9713791

ja/ck/ webms

>> No.9713794

I could watch this guy work all day

>> No.9713856

>do a barrel roll.webm

>> No.9713864

Exactly what happened in the webm.

>> No.9714008

That's what it's like when I have food poisoning. But instead of fish, it's poop.

>> No.9714052

Does everything confuse you this easily?

>> No.9714062

yea but it looks cool

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>> No.9714628

>tom green.jpg

>> No.9714631

pigs are friendly as fuck and you do this to them =/. I love some bacon but come on, make it quick.

>> No.9714693


they're already dead you mong

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>> No.9714700

It's not his stupid fat face, horrible slobby eating habits, or his incompetence in the kitchen; it's his mannerisms that twist my mind and get me to clench and cringe. What the fuck is the point of these little inane nuances? Is it an attempt to show finesse?

>> No.9714703

It didn't taste like semen

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>> No.9714733

He must be showing off. Those bananas are so past their best that he might as well put them in the bin.

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>> No.9714738

Someone please kill this fat fuck.

>> No.9714741

He's doing that himself

>> No.9714751
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his name is Joey

>> No.9714765

We give names to humans and animals that we enjoy the company of. This thing doesn't fit the bill.

>> No.9714767

>literally webm of a fungus
fuck back off to /an/

>> No.9714774

t. the social security and medicaid diet

>> No.9714776

the new york anime festival was a great place to pick up 6/10 girls

>> No.9714777


here's one for (you)

>> No.9714780

>Me after taco Tuesday

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>> No.9714787

What the shit.
More like thos.

>> No.9714797

Staged """viral video""" sadly.

>> No.9714810

>when cooking grandmas learn how to use TECHNOLOGY

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>> No.9714845

she used to in some of her older videos but she found it a little unladylike so she stopped.

>> No.9714848

I do want to see her pooping.

>> No.9714857

Fuck, that's some serious knife skills.

>> No.9714858

>no gloves
>wrong tool
It's just a slave making a vid to impress his mom on facebook

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.9714863

I post the webm every time and you post the reaction
You and I are of a kind
In another life, I might have called you...

>> No.9714906


>> No.9714915

Ah, episode 10, balance of terror.

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not sure if feels

>> No.9714921
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>We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.

>> No.9714971


I love you guys

>> No.9714976

No, she didn't. She releases a new video almost every day as well as livestreams every now and then. She eats huge amounts of food almost daily.

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>He cannot handle small, edible leaves

>> No.9714986

Have you not seen the film in question? He literally had no valid money on him.

>> No.9715159

Not the person you responded too, but when I do make new webms, they get drowned out by the same 20 jack/mexican/egg webms

>> No.9715184

I keep expecting him to drizzle some more sauce over the entire spread once he's done.

>> No.9715190

cute doubles

>> No.9715192

Love this movie, especially the part with the eighteen brassmen.

>> No.9715227

I love the Homsar reveal at :37


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>> No.9715369

yo arent green tomaters poisonous? i mean he just chopped one up and placed it on the others

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Thank you for the history lesson anon, this is quite enlightening.

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>tfw can never watch another star trek episode ever again without realizing sulu is a rapist

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>> No.9715907

Fuck even at 25 I'm still a loser who listens to LB I DON'T FUCKING GET IT

>> No.9715974

What is wrong with him. He is beyond stupid. I'm shocked he knows how to breathe

>> No.9716027

thats a woman, dude

>> No.9716051

not sure if stuck in a time loop or have been browsing this shitty ass website for too damn long

>> No.9716061

walmart does have that shelving, its backroom only tho.

>> No.9716089

>you will never be a dead pig spinning at 200rpm, lit on fire, with your face in another dead pigs asshole
feels good

>> No.9716095

that's a meme

>> No.9716124


>> No.9716126

What does he play?

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If you watch this and don't immediately crave it, you have no soul.

>> No.9716163

The fact that he doesn't just chuck it all in like some sort of clueless savage, but only uses half of that jar of salsa(?), well... that right there... true restraint, man -- because an accomplished, honorable chef must first know when to stop.

Brava, Jack. Brava.

>> No.9716181

>Work at McDonald's
>Shift is almost over, gonna go home and play video games.
>See this bitch walk up
>Boss makes us stay for another hour
Fucking Japanese

>> No.9716189

Heart disease

>> No.9716193

I have no soul.

>> No.9716196

We should have seen it coming from a mile away, in the episode Mirror, Mirror he was groping Uhura.

>> No.9716200

alternatively, you may have eaten proper meals in your life and this looks like a retarded basement dweller's idea of what it means to eat "truly good food!"

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Don't be upset that your culinary "expertise" is being shown up in easily-shareable video format.

>> No.9716236

How do you melt an oil?

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>> No.9716307

Was that supposed to be a gyro?

>> No.9716321

Because coconut oil is a solid at room temperature the same way butter and lard are

>> No.9716337

There's so much Soy in there that it's a registered Democrat

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>> No.9716480

I always hate this one. Mixing up everything with the cream cheese and egg yolk ruins it. That grey mass disgusts me. The mushrooms, shallot and garlic mix was perfectly fine before that. Slice the steak however thick you want, season with salt and cook it until seared, meanwhile lightly toasting a bun. Add meat and veggies to bun, add provolone cheese or whatever, then toast again until cheese is melted. Bada boom.

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>> No.9716508

Hmm, I wonder what ingredients they will u-
>cream cheese, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, bacon wrapping
What a creative and diversified meal!

>> No.9716513

this goes perfectly with death metal, I wish it looped a little smoother

>> No.9716523

and raw onion....
That sounds like shit anon.

>> No.9716524

is he actually retarded?

>> No.9716526

that's got to do some damage to the old psyche after a few years

>> No.9716530

in the same sense that alcohol is poisonous.
Obviously if you have too much of it it's a problem; but properly balanced it's a a god-send.

>> No.9716532

Ours has that shelving out on the floor for the toilet paper and 50 lb bags of pet food

>> No.9716536

What the fuck is he eating

>> No.9716544

>wa la

>> No.9716547

the white new balances are a nice touch
>tfw I own a pair

>> No.9716554

>homestarrunner reference
Patrician as fuck anon
Also 10/10 post

>> No.9716558

Raw Mexican chorizo

>> No.9716573

>wear gloves to avoid burning
stopped watching

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>> No.9716595

This looks delicious, I'm going to substiture boiled eggs for this soy shit though.

>> No.9716596

Do you live in a trailerpark? Taste is aways first, but just the fact that this triggers you tells me you are some kind of third world hick

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>> No.9716607

Why are vegans always imitating real food.

Eat the real shit or make it your own.

>> No.9716624

Are you fucking retarded?

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>> No.9716742

arent you supposed to warm up the tortillas?

>> No.9716919

Soy boy

>> No.9716928

no, it couldn't taste like absolute shit, kill yourself. restaurants don't get to this point without quality

>> No.9716931

When you've been incarcerated for a while you develop a hankering for this shit.

>> No.9716981

Well, his brother played Putin in HoC so hes not that far

>> No.9716997

Glad to know you've already made your opinions invalid with one sentence.

>> No.9717021
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What the hell even is this atrocity

>> No.9717031

Funguses are not animals.

>> No.9717035

mięsny jeż, mięsny jeż!

>> No.9717042 [DELETED] 
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Is pad thai overrated?

>> No.9717074

>Alternative to cheese
>Then puts in cheese

>> No.9717084

because modern vegans are products of modernity, they want to "eat healthy" but they dont want to give up the meats, dairy, and eggs. Ergo they recreate through science and gimmick meals.

>> No.9717098
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>leveling dex

>> No.9717099
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ramsay is such a reddit-tier skid mark

>> No.9717101

thats the cowboy burger i think, i kekked when the fucker was undercooked in the midddle

>> No.9717106

The what?

>> No.9717150

I'll make some new ones if people tell me what videos and timestamps are good. I'm not sitting through hours of Ja/ck/ just to find the nuggets

>> No.9717152

with a spoon you fuck

>> No.9717162
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>> No.9717166
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>> No.9717186


I forgot how good this movie is.

>> No.9717194

rollin rollin rollin rollin

>> No.9717206

>Döner CNC

>> No.9717211
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>> No.9717210

why does it feel like these niggers are laughing at me?

>> No.9717218

Are these from youtube? What is this woman's name and/or channel?

>> No.9717223
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Kinoshita Yuka

>> No.9717230

didint knkow

>> No.9717234
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>> No.9717237
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>> No.9717249
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>> No.9717275

i imagine some dude moaning "AAAHHMUUURICAAAAAHH!!" when he gets jizzed on the face with pennies

>> No.9717335

raymoo cake is one of my favorite webms

>> No.9717387

Does it help that Shatner baneposts on /tv/?

>> No.9717419
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>> No.9717443

But why

>> No.9717445

More like dry as fuck

>> No.9717447

this is me when im sad

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>> No.9717527

I miss Hitler

>> No.9717529

Takoyaki is delicious, I miss it.

>> No.9717531
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>turning your burger upside down

>> No.9717532

me too
also im sad quite often
also i cant afford bk or whatever that is so i just go for about 10 rolls, a stick of butter, some cold cuts and a big bottle of pepsi and go for it
man, typing this out made me sad
good thing is all the shop are closed by now

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>> No.9717536

where are the seeds?

>> No.9717540

@ Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)

>> No.9717546

Nigger those bananas are prime banana bread material.

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>> No.9717597
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left the thread

here you go

>> No.9717602

cant deny its juicy though

>> No.9717656

Does anyone have the xnumber salmonella infection surviving champion?

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Thanks senpai

>> No.9717708


>> No.9717764

for snacks

>> No.9717780


Marco pls go

>> No.9717819


>> No.9717858

>cheap food becoming a luxery item
Every fucking time.
How did we fuck up something as simple as capatilism so badly.

>> No.9717882
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>> No.9717895

Laughing uncontrollably.

>> No.9717916

>double whopper kiddo

>> No.9717930

burning off all that intoxicating and inebriating alcohol.

>> No.9717932

5:19. Option menu music

>> No.9717994

what series

>> No.9718006
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Because who doesn't love something that is explosive and satisfying.

>> No.9718015

This is my least favorite thing to see with my eyes.

>> No.9718021

Obesity boosts aromatese
Aromatese converts testosterone to estrogen
Lower testosterone levels increases likelyhood of depression.

Lower food intake. Perform leg workouts or compound muscle exercises.

>> No.9718029

It's called Hannibal

>> No.9718052
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Is that Tuco?

>> No.9718090

What a waste of time jesus christ

>> No.9718098
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>that sticker

>> No.9718104

well shit, no wonder he's so surly

>> No.9718108

Literally JUST: Ja/ck/ edition

>> No.9718130

Jesus fucking Christ, why ruin a decent cut like that with all that garbage heaped on top.

>> No.9718332

You're right to think that. What she's pretending to do is virtually impossible for someone her size. She would vomit before her stomach could begin to expand to accommodate for that much food. Unless maybe she's a one in a trillion case of having an abnormally large stomach that happens to be abnormally shaped so as not to put stress on other organs or her respiratory functions.

>> No.9718484

There are two kinds of people in this world. People with friends... and people imprisoned by eggs like poor Tyco...

>> No.9718700

If you watch the episode the restaurant didn't have the right size buns in stock so they gave him smaller ones. The burger keeps slipping because of this

>> No.9718704

Eh... You have to take into account the negative space in each of those portions as well as the fact that Matt Stonie could kill that and he ain't much bigger than she is.

So... I am leaving a 'plausible'.

>> No.9718872

nah, whatever's in that sphere could easily be 20+ abv and still extinguish a flame. What a huge pain in the ass it'd be to make hollow ice spheres though

>> No.9718913

What has happened to that chicken

>> No.9719462
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He doesnt know about Blending with Henry

>> No.9719732

I didn't know Joe Rogan and Patrick Stewart had undergone fusion.

>> No.9719788

Thinking this webm is getting old is getting old. if this weren't in a webm, I'd kinda be disappointed

>> No.9719796

fucking lel

>> No.9720080