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My Chinese GF made me fish, Wuhan style. God damn, why have I wasted half my life on American women?

>> No.9709197

Looks like she took a shit on a plate

>> No.9709199

>>9709192
I'm afraid I don't know how to answer your question, OP.

>> No.9709208

>>9709197

My exact reaction when I first saw it. Then I tasted it. It's like 5,000 years of culture on a plate.

>> No.9709221

>>9709208
I bet it tastes good. Good for you anon. Chinese are the asians i hate the least

>> No.9709238

I think your chinese girlfriend took a shit on your plate, bro.

>> No.9709250
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>>9709221

Thanks. Which ones do you hate the most?

>> No.9709254

Too bad she can't give you a fork and knife to eat that plated fecal matter

>> No.9709258

>>9709238

Noted already, anon. Thanks for playing!

>> No.9709262

>>9709258
Noted that she took a shit on your plate.

>> No.9709265

I want a gf so bad T_T

>> No.9709266

>>9709192
Enjoy your effeminate, autistic, pan faced, manlet son.

>> No.9709269

>>9709262
That seems to be the general consensus, yes.

>> No.9709272

What is that, a finger painting?

>> No.9709283
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9709283

>>9709266

We are both done having kids with other people. Now we just fuck like mad.

>> No.9709297

>>9709283
A literal cuckold.
I thought it was just a /pol/ meme

>> No.9709299

>>9709283
Timestamp, follow this with a hand on her asscheek. Bonus points if you dose her in oil and say "HOOO FRIE RICE FRIE RICE"

>> No.9709305
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9709305

>>9709297

Enjoy your fantasies anon, while I live mine out..

>> No.9709309

Cringe thread? Cringe thread.

>> No.9709313
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>>9709299

How about her shooting her 9mm?

>> No.9709319

>>9709313
>teacup

>> No.9709326
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>> No.9709328

>>9709250
Veitnamese so god damn much

>> No.9709334

>>9709313
Do you guys play gooks and G.I.'s?
>>9709305
Is this what you get to do when she loses? Do you shit on her yellow ancestors while fucking her slope mouth? Get that bitch some slavshit and tell her to quite t cupping that 9. What a dumb cunt.

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9709357

>>9709334

Yes, we do....

>> No.9709365

>>9709357
Show me moar of her bruises.

>> No.9709482

Great a thinly veiled fetish brag thread. Fuck you OP

>> No.9709514

>>9709221
Chinese r the asians i hate the most. Then the rest pretty equally. Chinese seem to lack souls even more so than the other asians. Idk how they manage to do it

>> No.9709544

>>9709283
dad, is that you?

>> No.9709557

>>9709305
Imagine being so insecure that you go to /ck/ to brag about your gf and start posting nude pics of her in the thread in order to prove (???) that you're not a cuck.

>> No.9709593

>>9709192
>Wuhan style

Ask her to make Re Gan Mian.....and let me know how she does it

>> No.9709594

>>9709197
>>9709208
asian women are into scat so ops gf probably took a giant watery shit on the plate to assert her asian dominance