/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9708252]

What did they eat at this meetup?

[Anonymous No.9708260]

Bacon wrapped sriracha avocados.

[Anonymous No.9708268]

>>9708260
With chef masturbation on the plates. The sriracha smeared across the plate and a curious semen-like smell on every behind.

[Anonymous No.9708273]

Szechuan pickles called "rick"

[Anonymous No.9708277]

>>9708252
Euphoria

[Anonymous No.9708290]

>>9708252

organic grassfed smug

[Anonymous No.9708464]

>>9708252
I refuse to believe this is a real reddit meetup.
Redditors are basically ugly like 4channers except they don't realize how awful they are yet.

You ever see that cosplay gathering of 4chan board-tans and everyone was passable to mildly attractive?
Those were all tumblr users roleplaying as 4chan users.

[Anonymous No.9708577]

>>9708252
this is just fucking 100% pure cringe

"I'm going to a meetup this weekend"

"Oh yeah? What about?"

"We all visit the same website."

"Oh..."

[Anonymous No.9708580]

>>9708252
cum

[Anonymous No.9708581]

>>9708252
They look surprisingly normal compared to most meetup picks you see desu

[Anonymous No.9708582]

The child.

[Anonymous No.9708583]

w-what do you think they have in common aside from visiting reddit?

[Anonymous No.9708588]

>ITT A bunch of asshurt autistic retards mad that they don't have friends outside of a bunch of anonymous, random strangers
I get Reddit is fucking awful, but you guys don't have any real friends unlike them

[Anonymous No.9708592]

>>9708277
kek

[Anonymous No.9708594]

The pickle rick:
>Pickle dipped in szechuan sauce

[Anonymous No.9708599]

>>9708588
Speak for yourself, we drive around and fuck with homeless people on the regular

[Anonymous No.9708607]

>>9708464

[Anonymous No.9708611]

>>9708588
>heh heh heh you guys suck. (still posts here)
go back to r/ cocks faggot

[Anonymous No.9708613]

>>9708588
>projecting this hard
kys

[Anonymous No.9708630]

>>9708588
"you don't have any friends" is the lamest insult

worst still, it implies that having friends make you more of a person. sorry, but I don't need to surround myself with people to have worth

[Anonymous No.9708638]

>>9708599
Lol ikr, usually when I'm out partying at night, I'll pass a bum, and I'll take a balloon full of champagne, and love it at him and beat him with it, and he'll only get a little bit in his mouth, not even a sip of it, and I'm like
>Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life ya sack of shit

[Anonymous No.9708652]

>>9708630
>Doesn't make you more of a person
Lol being able to socialize and fit in with people does improve your worth in society you retard

[Anonymous No.9708657]

>>9708652
there's a difference between having to and being able to

[Anonymous No.9708664]

>>9708252
I bet the indian chick in the front is tired of fending off the advances of all the neckbears

[Anonymous No.9708680]

>>9708664
Oddly enough, she's the hottest chick there. The second hottest would be the redhead in the hat and glasses

[Anonymous No.9708701]

>>9708252
cock

[Anonymous No.9708706]

>>9708252
at least it wasn't cumbrownies

[Anonymous No.9708710]

>>9708252
jeez, pretty sure the women have more test than these soyboys. Perfect example of Numales

[Anonymous No.9708721]

They ate mangina

[Anonymous No.9708725]

a big bowl of negro semen

[Anonymous No.9708728]

>>9708252
Is that Roy from The Office holding the kid?

[Anonymous No.9708769]

>>9708607
>fit wearing a shirt under his shirt
>you can still tell he's not cut
>also he's a manlet
Very fitting.

[Anonymous No.9708787]

>>9708725
and a shoe of baileys

[Anonymous No.9708796]

>>9708769

[Anonymous No.9708820]

Channers mocking Redditors is like kids in special ed mocking the band geeks. It's just sad.

[Anonymous No.9708847]

>>9708607
what is wrong with these people?

[Anonymous No.9708850]

>>9708706
Who did this? /k/ ? Someone post the screenshot.

[Anonymous No.9708853]

[Anonymous No.9708859]

>>9708853
/pol/ or /fa/?

[Anonymous No.9708862]

Something containing avocados.
Avocados are the official reddit vegetable

[Anonymous No.9708865]

>>9708607
>that /k/-tan

I did lose my buddies in 'Nam so some nogunz attention whore can look sexy.

[Anonymous No.9708897]

>>9708607
At least the Chan grills look fuckable

[Anonymous No.9708903]

Something from r/keto and the kids

[Anonymous No.9708916]

>>9708607
i hate each and every one of you faggots on this god forsaken website

[Anonymous No.9708922]

Fleshlight full of macaroons

[Anonymous No.9708936]

>>9708577
Nice dubs. But what's wrong with that? A community is a community. I wouldn't go to a meetup for anything myself but why not for a website? A lot of people have spent more time on 4chan then they have in high school, so why wouldn't that work? Thousands of people gather in times square every year and the only thing they have in common is being tourists.

[Anonymous No.9708945]

>>9708464
>>9708581
these people look annoying as fuck and not "normal"

What kind of people do you hang out around?

[Anonymous No.9708959]

>>9708607
/r/ is my waifu

[Anonymous No.9708962]

>>9708853
Those kids are like 15 lol

[Anonymous No.9708979]

>>9708962
just makes third from right even more fuckable, honestly

[Anonymous No.9709003]

>>9708853
Post the edit with Dylan Roof.

[Anonymous No.9709090]

>>9708607
>/fit/
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.9709100]

>>9709003
And long neck guy, I'm hoping someone does.

[Anonymous No.9709195]

>>9708853
Holy shit, this should be the pic advertising 4chan.

>look at us we're on the edge because we conform to the norms of the edge

[Anonymous No.9709207]

>>9708252
Who fucking cares?
This isn't cooking related.
You are just trying to stir up bullshit and push your retarded sekrit club board culture fag shit that has been ruining this site for going on a decade now.
>HOW COULD PEOPLE ENJOY X WEBSITE?!?! WHAT ARE THEY NORMIES?!?!?! REEEEEEE
The internet was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.9709218]

@9709207

You get more (you)s with honey than you do with vinegar

[Anonymous No.9709235]

>>9709218
Fuck off faggot.
I don't post here to fit in.
I post here to keep it fucking real.

[Anonymous No.9709242]

>>9708588
Yeah this is correct I have no friends, not really ashamed to say that. You know not the power of this autism

[Anonymous No.9709255]

@9709235

[Anonymous No.9709259]

>>9709242
Well, at least you are honest about how pathetic you are.

[Anonymous No.9709261]

>>9708853
one of those dudes there legit looks like he slays the pussay.

the rest are a spectrum of try hard incel soyboys and homosexes.

[Anonymous No.9709264]

@9709235

[Anonymous No.9709267]

>>9709003
>>9709100

[Anonymous No.9709276]

>>9709259
Why am I pathetic man? I'm happier all alone, I have pretty severe anger problems.

[Anonymous No.9709280]

>>9709264
>>9709259
>Have no argument.
>Post reaction images.
Pick both.

[Anonymous No.9709284]

>>9708607
>tfw no /an/ gf

[Anonymous No.9709291]

>>9709259
Kill yourself, normie.

[Anonymous No.9709295]

>>9708916

and yet here.you.are.

[Anonymous No.9709296]

>>9709276
If you have honestly convinced yourself that isolation is the best way to develop as a person, then no amount of me (or anyone for that matter) pointing out how wrong that is is going to convince you.

[Anonymous No.9709301]

>>9709291
>normie
You're not supposed to be here

[Anonymous No.9709303]

>>9709291
Why would I do that?
(you) have given me something to live for.

[Anonymous No.9709308]

@9709280

It's an anonymous image board, I bet there's another thread where we're getting along and having an agreeable conversation.

[Anonymous No.9709320]

>>9709296
Isn't that better than me killing somebody who makes me mad? This is best for the both of us Norman, I'm happy, you're happy reeee and goodnight.

[Anonymous No.9709327]

>>9709320
>Isn't that better than me killing somebody who makes me mad?
Whoah, look out we got an edgy mother fucker over here.
Is that your only option?
Killing them?
>I'm happy
Doubt it.

[Anonymous No.9709342]

>>9708607
Gibs /e/

[Anonymous No.9709348]

>>9709320
Did you just listen to the Marshall Mathers LP for the first time?

[Anonymous No.9709353]

>>9708607
wat no way...

[Anonymous No.9709371]

>>9709342
probably has a dick

[Anonymous No.9709382]

>>9708936
>A lot of people have spent more time on 4chan then they have in high school

... Oh, god, I have.

[Anonymous No.9709383]

>>9709371
One can dream

[Anonymous No.9709402]

>>9709382
>tfw you've spent nearly the same amount of time on 4chan as you did in any kind of school

[Anonymous No.9709426]

>>9709402
>tfw you've put more effort into posts on here than assignments in highschool

*Regrets, I've had a few*

[Anonymous No.9709450]

>>9709342
shit taste /an/ is the only option

[Anonymous No.9709465]

>>9709371
Pls no
>>9709450
>shit taste
> /an/ looks like a failed vet whose a crackwhore

[Anonymous No.9709506]

>>9709267
That fucking neck.

[Anonymous No.9709647]

>>9708588
fuck off chris

[Anonymous No.9709654]

>>9709647
>you can see his soy tits under that shirt

[Anonymous No.9709790]

>>9708464
I've been at this shit hole for 12 years and I'm honestly a pretty good looking guy.

I've been told I look like Kurt cobain more times than I can even comprehend, even by complete strangers
Spoiler: girls think it's cute

>now I'm going bald and I want to die

[Anonymous No.9709805]

>>9709790
I think they tell you that so you'll suck a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.9709835]

Pickles a'la Rick with Sezchuan sauce and a glass of soy milk

[Anonymous No.9709891]

>>9709654
Haha the Jews gave him tits because he didn't stop the holohoax