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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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9706520 No.9706520[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Tell me what to learn fast so I can change his mind. Please.

>> No.9706561

>>9706520
>1l water into pot
>put pot on stove
>turn on heat
>wait
>wa la, you cooked water (works better in my language)

>> No.9706568

If he dumped you because you can't cook and he's not willing to teach you, then he isn't worth keeping

That said make some honey sriracha lime wings, they're my favorite

>> No.9706570

Nah, no one does that. You must have fucked up something else. Not being able to cook just made it worse.

>> No.9706578

>>9706520
he probably had other reasons and just picked this one to use as his excuse. If a person breaks up with you they don't want to be with you, just let him go. also troll thread

>> No.9706584
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>>9706568
>women should never provide value in a relationship or have basic life skills

>> No.9706587

roasty btfo

>> No.9706594

>>9706584
If you want your girlfriend to make you wings just show her how first, I don't really see it as a big deal and it's a fun relationship activity

>> No.9706608

>>9706520
Can you retell the story of the dumping? Sounds dubious. Like >>9706578 this guy is right and maybe your breath stinks or you're a starfish in bed.

>> No.9706646

Worthless roastie getting what she deserves

>> No.9706651

>take food
>combine with other food [OPTIONAL]
>introduce heat
>???
>profit
Congrats on becoming a head chef.

>> No.9706654

>implying Op is female
>implying you all don't know this
>implying I don't know all of this
Fuck this place

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>>9706561
>works better in my language
No one cares

>> No.9706661

>>9706584
>implying you shouldn't try to inject value into your woman
You're already trying to inject children into her. Might as well teach her some shit, fix her up a bit.

>> No.9706664

>>9706654
>he says while bumping the thread

>> No.9706670

>>9706664
I gave up one Saging long ago

>> No.9706672

>>9706654
Knowing it's bait and replying is a sign of kindness
People make these threads out of loneliness

>> No.9706685

I see the kremlin sponsored roastie posting intended to destabilize the west has reached /ck/.

>> No.9706725

Alright fruitbowl, here's what you do.
Look up recipes of shit you wanna make online. Then make them. If you fuck it up, figure why it got fucked up. Wa la, you can cook.
Now go get your bear to fuck you in the ass after giving him a fat steak to eat.

>> No.9706735

>>9706520
Your boyfriend is a piece of shit if he's willing to dump you over this but not willing to teach you himself. He's not worth it.

Also, chicken corn chowder is pretty banging.

>> No.9706745

>>9706661
it's her parent's job to fix 'er up not mine.

>> No.9706749

>>9706651
Pretty much, wife was coming home late last night, didn't really have anything to cook so I threw together some shit on the fly cooking show style. Led to some pretty great sex later.

>> No.9706753

Butthurt roasties already in this thread blaming the bf

Op just go watch and practice some gordon ramsay video tutorials on youtube. They're simple enough anyone can do.

>> No.9706765

>>9706685
Kys.

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>boyfriend

>> No.9706807

>>9706520
Learning to cook is as easy as thinking of things you want to eat and then looking up how to make them. Boyfriend or not, cooking your own food is an important skill and it's generally cheaper and/or healthier than buying premade stuff.

>> No.9706809

lmaoing at all fags/roasties that try to back up the incapacity to do a basic skill. like the fuck are you supposed to do other than learn a BASIC function

>> No.9706832

>>9706520
Shit thread. Shit bait. Stop replying, you faggots.

>> No.9706867

>>9706832
>(you)

>> No.9706870

>>9706832
>(you)

>> No.9706874

>>9706520
Gays care about that stuff?

>> No.9706952

>>9706654
/ck/ is majority female

>> No.9706970

>>9706952
Hey buddy, cooking naked with a frilly apron and bragging about my secret ingredient (love) doesn't make me any less of a man.