/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9704370]

>pizza party at work
>eat maybe 8 or 9 pieces
>on my last one fucking roastie bitch Stacy says "I think you've had enough"
>rest of colleagues agree and say they only had 2 or 3 while "you had like 15"
>stutter out a weak explanation saying i didn't eat all day.
>awkward silence and I leave

Why are normies so cruel?

[Anonymous No.9704378]

I always eat the most no matter where I go. End up sneaking in so much food but they all know.

[Anonymous No.9704394]

>fatass eats more than an entire pizza
>people begin to notice
Wow
o
w

[Anonymous No.9704395]

>>9704370
Maybe you should stop being such a fat fuck

[Anonymous No.9704481]

>>9704370
>Eat maybe 8 or 9 pizzas
In other words, a full pizza pie and MAYBE more? Yeah, you did have enough. There's absolutely no excuse for this. I couldn't even come close to putting away 4 or 5 slices of pizza if I hadn't eaten all day. You're absolutely the token obese bitch at office parties who monopolizes all the food. It's annoying because 9 times out of 10 there's a finite amount of food and it's just common courtesy not to eat so much. Why is it fair that you get to have a triple helping while two other people are now forced to eat a half helping because you're a pig? Am I being baited?

[Anonymous No.9704503]

>>9704395
>Maybe you should stop being such a fat fuck
this

[Anonymous No.9704513]

>Why are people mad I ate so much more pizza than them

[Anonymous No.9704520]

>>9704370
>when you go to get another slice and someone closes the box in front of you
>woah there, leave some for the rest of us chief!
>everyone in the room laughs

[Anonymous No.9704540]

>>9704520
>chinese cartoon loving manchild can't handle the banter
how surprising

[Anonymous No.9704544]

>Company always caters every other friday
>Only person who works tech support on saturdays (for """emergencies""")
>Come in on saturday and clean out the entire fucking fridge, including left-behind lunches
>Go home with a weeks worth of food
Job paid like shit but it didnt matter since I rarely had to actually buy meals

[Anonymous No.9704550]

>>9704481
fuck you buddy, this is america

[Anonymous No.9704591]

>>9704370
Ask Stacy if she's the pizza monitor and if she gets off watching you eat you'll be happy to send her a video of your self eating in the nude. Fuck normies, fuck normal people. Do what you want, live long and prosper.

[Anonymous No.9704600]

>>9704591
>eats 15 slices of pizza in 1 sitting
>live long
lmao

[Anonymous No.9704602]

>>9704481
I'm 160lb and can eat half a large pizza by myself easy.

[Anonymous No.9704614]

>>9704600
The happy fat man lives longer than the miserable thin person. This is an incontrovertible fact.

[Anonymous No.9704619]

>>9704602
thats 4 slices retard

[Anonymous No.9704623]

>be american
>watch person eating pizza
>start to get nervous
>if he eats too much I might not get to eat 8 slices of pizza
>if that happens it could be as long as three hours until I get home and can get more pizza
>better take preventative measures to secure the existence of our pizza and a future for my appetite

pretty greedy to be honest

[Anonymous No.9704624]

>>9704614
You won't be saying that when you're dying of heart failure in your mid 50's

[Anonymous No.9704642]

>>9704619
4 slices after having eaten normal sized breakfast and lunch. If I lived alone I'd eat the whole fucking pizza myself probably.
I have a leptin problem.

[Anonymous No.9704671]

Who gets the last slice?

The person who's hungriest or the person who paid for/contributed the most money for the pizza?

[Anonymous No.9704691]

>>9704642
I think you have more problems than that

[Anonymous No.9704760]

>>9704671
whoever grabs it. only etiquette if you didn't pay, the person/s who did get first pick when it arrives

[Anonymous No.9704771]

>>9704370
>pizza party

Disgusting

>at work

Animals, all of you.

[Anonymous No.9704797]

>>9704591
>then everyone clapped and Stacy ran out crying
>Everyone there loves me now

[Anonymous No.9704802]

>tfw you're only robot on /ck/

[Anonymous No.9704826]

It's not about you being a fatass (most likely). It's the fact that only a certain amount of pizza is available. You're hogging all of it, while the sales department is stuck in a meeting and by the time they get there, there won't be enough left. It's just basic etiquette.

[Anonymous No.9704830]

We never get a pizza party at Costco.

Though we did recently do a tri tip stand down (all day for everyone), due to reaching two months with no accidents/safety breaches.

[Anonymous No.9704837]

>>9704830
>tri tip stand down
Wut

[Anonymous No.9704840]

>>9704826
>there's a chance my gluttony might potentially lead to someome from sales, marketing or HR going hungry for the rest of the day
sign me the fuck up!

[Anonymous No.9704848]

>>9704837

Just go with it.

[Anonymous No.9704860]

>>9704826
there will be a few people only eating one slice so it all evens out

[Anonymous No.9704875]

>>9704370
That's why "Fuck off" should be your go to response. Better to be disliked than disrespected.

But I'm fat as fuck and can't fit more than 4 slices and that's when I'm stoned.

[Anonymous No.9704880]

if someone else is paying and you're sharing with others it's just common courtesy not to eat more than your share op

[Anonymous No.9704884]

>>9704370
They're right you know.

[Anonymous No.9704969]

>>9704370
Oh cool it's a fucking troll thread, we didn't already have enough or anything

[Anonymous No.9704974]

Call her Pizza Patrol from now on

Remember when somebody crosses, go after them thrice as hard Donald Trump-style relentlessly and don't let them forget it

[Anonymous No.9704983]

>>9704370
The better question is: why do you think your position of "normies are cruel" is justified by your complete lack of understanding of social cues/interactions?

[Anonymous No.9704997]

big guys need more food, they should have ordered enough for all the big guys in the office

[Anonymous No.9705120]

>>9704997
But doesn't the OP read to you like the obese HR lady who eats all the food?

[Anonymous No.9705130]

>>9704370
they order enough to feed x number of normal people, you're eating food meant for other people you asshole
you're the guy that eats the late crew/the guy who works harder and so arrives to the break room late's food
you're garbage

[Anonymous No.9705146]

>>9704544
Nice

[Anonymous No.9705149]

>>9704671
The last slice is a shitty cold slice with the least toppings. You cannot go ahead m8

[Anonymous No.9705151]

>>9704771
No fun poor European

[Anonymous No.9705157]

>>9704370
There's always leftovers. Take some.

[Anonymous No.9705161]

>>9705149
*can
Thanks autocorrect for completely giving the opposite of what I wanted.

[Anonymous No.9705162]

>>9704840
>I'll steal from the employees who generate my income, that'll show them
Fuck hr though

[Anonymous No.9705167]

>Not telling her to shut up and call you "The Sheet" then wolfing down the rest of the box

[Anonymous No.9705170]

>fat piece of shit goes to a party
>pizza served, is meant to be for everyone
>normal people eat two, maybe three slices
>fat piece of shit scarfs down a whole pizza and half of another one by himself
>most likely did it while sitting alone and not talking to anyone
>everyone is progressively more disgusted by fat piece of shit with each subsequent piece he stuffs into his pie hole
>fat piece of shit remains blissfully oblivious in his cheese and pepperoni haze
>someone finally calls him out on his public display of gluttony
>f-f-f-fucking n-normies! f-fucking roastie b-b-bitch!

Literally kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9705178]

There were 5 boxes in the break room and I walked out with one. People can be so unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.9705185]

>>9704370
You sound like a selfish piece of fat shit.

[Anonymous No.9705191]

>go to pizza party
>scream because nobody ordered a plain cheese pizza for me

[Anonymous No.9705197]

The lesson is, never eat at work. And there's no such thing as a "party" at work. When they bring cupcakes or brownies or pizza or some shit like this it's a trap.

[Anonymous No.9705202]

>>9705178
i worked with a fat guy who would literally do this
he's grab it, take it to his office and write his name on it

[Anonymous No.9705204]

>>9704370
do westerners really do this
fucking rude t b h

[Anonymous No.9705214]

>>9705202
That's just rude as fuck. Couldn't he at least wait until the party was over and there was pizza left over?

[Anonymous No.9705229]

>>9704503
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.9705236]

I regularly eat a lot of pizza (6-8 slices) in this sort of situation. Most people stop after two slices, so there's a lot left over.

[Anonymous No.9705334]

>>9704974
He'll just be seen as butthurt by the whole office considering everyone else agreed with her. Not that I blame them.

[Anonymous No.9705345]

>>9704481
You are being baited and you also sound very no fun allowed