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9697784 No.9697784 [Reply] [Original]

You are too old to be eating ranch.

Grow the fuck up.

>> No.9697806

Wings + Ranch is amazing though.

>> No.9697812
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9697812

Stop eating MSG

>> No.9697827

Reminder that ranch is mayonnaise. Oil + egg yolks

>> No.9697958

Anyone under the age of 40 that owns a tobacco pipe are trying too hard.

>> No.9697973

>>9697958
Eat shit faggot. It is a much smoother smoke than a cigarette or a cigar, and vapes are just retarded.

I'd say anyone who owns one for the novelty is trying to hard, though.

>> No.9697979

>>9697958
"For tobacco use only" doesn't make it a tobacco pipe.

>> No.9697985

Why don't they just call it retard sauce

>> No.9697990

>>9697784
If your too old to be eating ranch then you are old enough to make decisions for yourself and stop giving two shits what others think about your habits.

>> No.9697991

>>9697985
Gee I wonder, what reasons could they possibly have for not calling it that?

>> No.9698005
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>>9697958
When I smoked I much preferred the pipe to cigarettes. It's smoother and tastier, you have a comfy little ritual of stuffing and lighting it, different kinds of tobacco are radically different from one another... and I bet no cigarette smoker on the planet has ever been told by a non-smoker near him that his cigarette smells nice.
I was aware that some people probably thought I looked like a tryhard douche smoking that pipe and it pissed me off.

Still glad I quit, though.

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9698054

Yeah, the classy thing to do is to drink it.

>> No.9698074

>>9697990
*you're

>> No.9698496
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9698496

Tell me, /ck/.

Are you man enough to open a can of biscuits?

>> No.9698519

>>9698005

Fuck off muscle boy

>> No.9698520

>>9698005
Cigs are usually made from cheap shit, paper, and glue. There's a ton of different tobaccos, including wild tobacco that has a shit-ton of nicotine and burns hotter. Longer pipes decrease the sting from an inexperienced smoker, and "sitters" can be laid down while playing games or otherwise socializing.

Cigarettes are for addicts and trash.

>> No.9698637

Sage

>> No.9699218

>>9698496
Yes, but they never pop anymore. I remember when I was kid, they must have been pressurized more. They used to pop quite dramatically, now I rip that label off and nothing happens. I have to slam it on the edge of the counter to get it to open.

>> No.9699244

What came first, ranch or cool ranch?

>> No.9700356
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>>9699244
R-r-ranch?

>> No.9700376

>>9697812
Don't know about "ranch" but there's nothing wrong with MSG.

>> No.9700393

>>9697784
I'll stop when the fags who drink milk and eat cereal do.

>> No.9700408

>>9700393
>eat cereal
I munch on FMW when i play vidya, fuck you.

>> No.9700413

>>9700408
I bet you do, manchild.

>> No.9700417

>>9697990
This is the correct response.
That said, I hate bottled ranch dressing. Now, Ranch made from scratch is actually pretty good, as long as it's made with buttermilk. And when I say "from scratch", I don't mean the premade seasoning packet.
But, it can never top Green Goddess.

>> No.9701000

>>9697806
it's blue cheese or fuck your mother

>> No.9701008

What's the yuropoor equivalent to this?

>> No.9701453

>>9701008
Simmered pond water with a little sand to spice it up I think. What ever you guys dip dirt clots into.

>> No.9701458

>>9697958
The stoag is the most patrician.

>> No.9701462

>>9697985
because black people love it more than anyone else, and black people are not retarded, they simply don’t know any better and it’s actually our fault

>> No.9701473

>>9701000
Blue cheese is terrible on wings. I don't understand Northerners

>>9701008
I've seen a variant of it sold as "American sauce" but according to wikipedia:
>While popular in the United States and Canada, ranch dressing is virtually unknown in other parts of the world

>> No.9701477

>>9701473
>hates bleu cheese
>loves ranch
Know how I know you're retarded?

>> No.9701494

>>9701477
>actually spelling it "bleu cheese" like some sort of retard
>doesn't eat the superior sauce on his wings
You're not making your case any better, anon.

>> No.9701495
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9701495

>>9697784

Why do Americans like ranch dressing so much?

I worked in a kitchen for 10 years in Canada and only people from out west and Americans asked for ranch dressing often on the side of meals with no salad. One guy wanted it with his steak and fries and dipped both in it. We had tiny ramekin cups 1oz and 2oz, he had 4 2oz cups with his meal.

When I traveled to France I though it was a movie stereotype but yeah I've seen some american ask for ranch dressing in this old and wonderful cafe that's been around for 180 years. The all had plain pizzas with diet cokes. Obviously this is France and Pepsi is more rare than diamonds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frwR19QYu2g

>> No.9701500

>>9701494
Anon. Ranch is literally watered down bleu cheese.
The idea that you like ranch but hate bleucheese is so pants-on-head retarded I can't even help you.

>> No.9701502

>>9701495
It's a popular dipping sauce. There is, however, no excuse for asking for it in France of all places.

>> No.9701503

>>9697990
You sound like someone who likes to play their 3DS in public.

>> No.9701507
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9701507

>>9701494
>2017
>falling for stale /ck/ b8

>> No.9701510

>>9701502

True.

But too many places even when I went to the south of France for the second week of my vacation in high end places like Nice and Monaco that serve Pizza and Pasta and not because they're close to italy. Surprisingly this is often for the Chinese tourists.

>> No.9701516

>>9701507
I'm actually >>9701500 and >>9701477
It wasn't meant to be bait, im a newfag to /ck/ and a forced transplant, why is bleucheese a meme here?

>> No.9701526

>>9701495
Ranch is just garlic sauce. Nearly everyone likes garlic. That being said I’m not crazy about ranch or condiments in general. People that have to slather all their food in a flavored sauce don’t like to eat actual food. They are just addicted to sugary/salty sauces. Whenever me and my buddy get sushi he has to dip all of it in spicy mayo. I’m not a faggot that lectures him on it but I’d be lying if i said it didn’t bother me knowing that he’s not even tasting the different seafood

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>>9701500
>Ranch is literally watered down bleu cheese.
They have similar ingredients, sure. But I don't see how ranch is watered down. It's as thick as you make it.

>> No.9701535

>>9701500
>Ranch is literally watered down bleu cheese.
What?

>> No.9701537

>>9701502
French food is unpalatable, why not make it better?

>> No.9701542
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>>9701537

Dude no, even the quality of basic take out food is on such a better tier you have no idea.

>> No.9701544

>>9701537
Because ranch is literally not a thing outside of the US and Canada. Asking for it is just ignorance. It's like when my mom tried to ask for a 10 inch pizza in Australia. They were confused.

>> No.9701560

>>9701529
>>9701535
Watered down in terms of flavor is im sure what anon meant.
Obviously it is a gelatin that spreads across everything on a plate.

>> No.9701575

>>9701544
They were confused because your mom weighs 630 pounds and they expected her to order more food. Anyway what kind of sperg orders a 10 inch pizza? Do you order a 7 inch steak or a 5 inch hamburger?

>> No.9701586

If you eat ranch on wings then you're a pathetic tastelet, end of story

>> No.9701601

>>9701575
I didn't exactly phrase it correctly because I didn't expect an obsessed faggot like you to respond. We went to an Italian restaurant and she asked if their personal pizzas were around 10 inches in diameter. Which for obvious reasons is a dumb question outside of the US.

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>>9697973
>It is a much smoother smoke

>> No.9701609

>>9701601
If your mom is dumb so are you, learn genetics

>> No.9701615

>>9697973
>vapes are just retarded
I stopped smoking using an e-cigarette and then stopped vaping, too. Go play in traffic.

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>>9701609
F-fuck you

>> No.9701657

>>9701495
Ranch dressing was literally invented on a ranch, in California, back in the mid-century. It's popularity spread east and north after that. That's why only Americans and Canadians eat it.
But, like that other anon said, I can't imagine the cringiness of someone trying to order ranch dressing in Europe, that's just ignorant.

>> No.9701682

>>9697784

I just eat straight mayo

>> No.9701691

>>9701657
It is ignorant because European food is crap. Rotten fish, moldy cheese, and 400 kinds of shitty sausages. Of course they don't have the good stuff

>> No.9701700

>>9701691
I know you can't afford the plane ticket over there, but there's no need to be so slanderous

>> No.9701711

>>9701691
You have babby taste if you don't like euro food. That basically means all you can taste is salt and corn syrup. You're not making a case for yourself.

>> No.9701733

>eating food so shit you have to drown it in cheese/dressing
Americans everyone. Eat better chicken.

>> No.9701746

>>9701700
I've been all over. German food is so bad I had to live off pretzels and ice cream from the gas stations

>> No.9701748

What the difference between Ranch and Caesar dressing?

>> No.9701761

>>9701746
Bullshit. If that story is even remotely true, you have such bad taste in food you shouldn't even be here.

>> No.9701762

Euro food is so bad that people recommend kebab which is often made from missing children

>> No.9701771

>>9701748
Ranch isn't made with egg and anchovies. And Caesar doesn't have buttermilk or the same herbs in it. They don't have much in common at all.

>> No.9701775

>>9701500

No it isn't. Blue cheese dressing is just ranch with less herbs, less buttermilk, and obviously the addition of blue cheese

>> No.9701777

>>9701771
I never tried Ranch so I wouldn't know, doesn't seems like I'm missing out tho lol

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9702061

>>9701000

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>>9702061
>or go fuck your mother

>> No.9702706

>>9701503
>not playing a portable handheld gaming device made specifically to be played when you're out and about.
It's like you aren't even trying shill.

>> No.9703373

>>9699244
Cool ranch, then after global warming it became Ranch

>> No.9703649

>>9701526
>Ranch is just garlic sauce
No it's not. Garlic is one of the ingredients, but it's not garlic sauce. Have you even tasted ranch dressing?

>> No.9703662

Why the fuck are people so concerned that ranch makes people fatties? I put a tablespoon of ranch dressing on my salad, it's about 70 to 100 calories at most, about the same as if I were to use an olive oil dressing. Why would ranch make you fat if you just have it on salads?

>> No.9703680

>>9701462
>because black people love it more than anyone else
No, I've never seen a basic bitch white girl get chicken anything without ranch.

>> No.9704001

>>9703649
Yes. It’s garlic and buttermilk. Get over it

>> No.9704027

>>9701000
>mother
Fuck off joey Diaz you 90% Flem scumbag

>> No.9704038

>>9697784
I am, in fact, old enough to eat whatever I goddamn please.

>> No.9704461
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9704461

Is this just what /ck/ is now? A bunch of florid as hell trolling?

>>9697958

>posts about pipes in a ranch thread and accuses others of trying too hard at anything

auuuugh

>>9697985

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY

I HAVE DONE THIS IN AN EFFORT TO AVOID THERAPY

>>9703373

The only correct response

>> No.9704590

>>9697812
stop buying into retarded memes you fucking clod; there's literally nothing wrong with MSG

>> No.9704611

>>9697827
ranch is mayo, buttermilk and seasoning

>> No.9704705

>>9704611
ranch is garlic sauce.

>> No.9704719

>>9697784
I'm old enough not to give a fuck what you think about my Ranch Dressing consumption.

>> No.9704805

>>9704705
You're a nigger is what you are

>> No.9704913

>>9701000
khalaBEEB

>> No.9705688

>>9703680
Yeah but women are the niggers of gender so there's that

>> No.9705930

>>9704001
Man, if that's what you call garlic sauce, aioli is going to blow your mind.

>> No.9705941

>>9704001
Its so much more than just garlic sauce, why are you so obtuse and thick headed? Get an education.