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Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:55:23 2017 No.9689533 [Reply] [Original]

How can I make my pizza healthier? I know this might seem like a joke but it's not. I need pizza to live. I am significantly obese but I have been slowly changing my diet. I stopped drinking soda pop completely, I only eat 1 small bag of chips a day, I started eating more green vegetables (bleh) and stopped eating all deep fried and frozen foods...but oh my god I just can't fucking give up pizza. I need at least 1 full pepperoni pizza a day with ranch. When I didn't care about my health at all I would use as much ranch and garlic dipping sauce I want, now I use a tiny little side of it so I have reduced my calories intake by thousands of calories but I just can't stop eating pizza.

Can I lose weight while eating pizza and a small bag of chips everyday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:56:19 2017 No.9689537 >>9689533 How much do you weigh anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:58:01 2017 No.9689545 >>9689533 >How can I make my pizza healthier? Eat less of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:58:14 2017 No.9689547 >>9689537 495lbs down from 502lbs since October 1st. I am also short which makes it worse. If I were tall like 6'5 maybe it wouldn't be so bad but I'm only 5'6

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 02:58:27 2017 No.9689548 If you were making it yourself, i'd say use a wholemeal base. If you're ordering it or buying it, check the nutritional information for each one Or just eat less pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:00:13 2017 No.9689560 >>9689533 >I only eat 1 small bag of chips a day >"only" But anyway, just exercise to compensate for your deplorable eating habits, man. :^) Who cares how you eat as long as you're yoked?

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:00:27 2017 No.9689563

>>9689547

Fuck me you're big hungry guy aintcha?

Listen big boy there is no hope for you unless you stop being a whiny fuck and eat nothing but vegetables and drink water for a year. You have likely shaved at least 2-3 decades off your lifespan and unless you lose hundreds of pounds you will die sooner than later. Pizza is not in the cards for you right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:02:46 2017 No.9689575 >>9689560 I'm too embarrassed to go to the gym. I just do jumping jacks at home and walk around the house with a calorie counter for half an hour instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:02:48 2017 No.9689577 >tfw eating as much as I can everyday >still weigh 60kg /175cm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:03:47 2017 No.9689579 >>9689575 Careful you might break the floor

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:06:19 2017 No.9689587

>make it yourself
>roll out base as thin as you can get away with
>make own pizza sauce with no added sugars or oils, use sparingly
>top with more veges (onion, bell pepper, tomato) than meat, use thin slices of pepperoni
>basically no cheese, just the thinnest smattering that will keep the toppings on

And then eat less. No one needs a whole pizza per day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:08:44 2017 No.9689595 File: 38 KB, 460x307, img_0679[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9689533 >I need pizza to live.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:10:05 2017 No.9689597 >>9689575 Are you too shy to at least take brisk walks around your neighbor? Maybe early in the morning or something if you're worried about people looking at you?

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:14:34 2017 No.9689607

>>9689547
You're six inches shorter than me and weigh three times as much. I can only imagine you waddling around looking like you're partially melted with all the fat hanging off you.

Not a fucking surprise you don't have the willpower to stop eating shit. Not a surprise that despite being 500 pounds, you've barely lost seven in over a month, either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:15:08 2017 No.9689614 File: 46 KB, 498x282, 1456790191439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >people responded seriously to this

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:17:52 2017 No.9689619 >>9689533 >I need at least 1 full pepperoni pizza a day with ranch. Just imagine this tub of lard at the supermarket checkout with 7 frozen pizzas and a bottle of ranch.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:18:19 2017 No.9689621

>>9689533
2500 calories a day, bitch.
If you want pizza to fit your macros then make pizza fit your fucking macros. There's 700 calories in a Totino's Party Pizza. There's 1500 calories in a Red Baron so maybe split the pizza into thirds or quarters.

IF YOU EAT 2000-2500 CALORIES A DAY
(HIGHER END IF YOU WORK OUT)
YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT
COUNT YOUR CALORIES
OVERLOOK NOTHING
IT'S THAT GOD DAMN SIMPLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:19:19 2017 No.9689623 If this isn't fake, look into water fasting. Its far easier and far more effective weight loss for obese people than following a strict diet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:21:57 2017 No.9689629 >>9689621 Sorry but what are macros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:22:59 2017 No.9689636 >>9689621 Make your pizza fit your macrons? What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:24:34 2017 No.9689639 >>9689619 I prefer dominoes. Stop being mean to me while I'm trying to better myself. it's inhuman even on 4chan and you should be ASHAMED of yourself you garbage terrible vain human being!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:25:31 2017 No.9689641 1 pizza a day? How the fuck are you expecting to lose weight? How about you exercise the degree of self control that the rest of the world manages to do and eat pizza like once a fortnight, tubby

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:25:36 2017 No.9689642 >>9689597 hmm. I think I could maybe do this yeah but only in the very early morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:29:07 2017 No.9689655 >>9689641 Don't be so tough on him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:31:16 2017 No.9689661 >>9689575 Tbh nobody really cares in the gym. Everybody is too busy focused on themselves, at worst someone might stare for a few seconds. Gyms tend to have a lot of nice people willing to help you :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:34:26 2017 No.9689665 Put laxatives in it and stay in the bathroom for the rest of the day

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:37:49 2017 No.9689678
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>>9689661

I wish I could say I had a good experience. I'm not OP but I am fat. Nowhere near his level (I am 5'10 and 280lbs, down from 330lbs 5 months ago). I don't want people's pitty but I gained 150lbs after my mom died and became an alcoholic. Weight was never an issue for me before. I wanted to go to the gym and start lifting weight/doing cardio but especially weights because I know that can have huge benefits, help you retain muscle mass, not to mention is great for burning calories obviously. Multiple times probably like 5 I got laughed at by some super fit attractive women and go teased by some fit stereotypical chads so I stopped going. Now I just eat 1500 calories a day of mostly fish, eggs, veggies, fruits and only drink water, and spend an hour on the treadmill I bought after my negative gym experience. Fuck the gym and fuck fitness people. You can be fit without being a self absorbed self righteous cunt. All people like them should have acid thrown in their face to take away what they hold dear the most their identity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:38:51 2017 No.9689683 >>9689678 Whoa shit got dark real fast. What the fuck is wrong with you bro? Get counselling

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:40:40 2017 No.9689693

>>9689575
Fuck some of these people. I think what you’re doing is great. It’s effort. If you keep putting forward effort and appreciate yourself for doing it you’ll get there. When I lost about 70 lbs I did it through small goals. 10lbs at a time. Any less is tough because weigh fluctuates. I weighed myself like 10 times a day which helped me be aware of every decision. Stairs instead of escalators, etc - which is maybe too much right now. But fuck these people you aren’t going to be chicken and rice and broccoli 2000 calories and three times a week to the gym overnight. Small steps. Progress. Accomplishment. And from yourself: recognition. You’ll make it.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:40:41 2017 No.9689694

>>9689575
>>9689661
This, for all but the most meathead gyms. Do you have a Planet Fitness? That's their whole deal is being a non-meathead gym.

That being said, make your own pizzas, at a slightly smaller size than you get from Dominos. You can get pre-made crusts and sauce, and swap out the cheese and pepperoni for low-fat options. It won't taste as good, but the whole idea here is to ween yourself off the Dominos every day. Also look into Overeaters Anonymous or some sort of support network.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:42:18 2017 No.9689701 >>9689661 >Gyms >A lot of nice people More like a lot of people pretending to be nice. For the ultimate patrician a home gym is the only solution.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:44:51 2017 No.9689714

>>9689678

I want to tell you a story. I was given up for adoption by my biological parents when I was an infant. I was raised in multiple foster homes and sexually abused frequently. I am 24, have $850 to my name, dropped out of college and in May of 2016 I was diagnosed with HIV.

Your situation is not even worth pitying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:46:38 2017 No.9689721 >>9689714 I'm sorry. fucking hell. how did you get HIV?

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:47:05 2017 No.9689724

I lost 100lbs in few months OP, no loose skin either.

You want to know how?

2 Weeks of nothing but water & black coffee
1 day with only fruit, vegetable soup & multivitamin
2 days with only soup & multivitamin
4 days regular food & multivitamin

Alternating
2 weeks fasting
1 week eating

Until I lost all my fat.

My cravings for junk food went away after the first fast and I've kept the weight off for 2 years with literally no willpower required.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:48:24 2017 No.9689729 >>9689721 By being a faggot obviously

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:48:53 2017 No.9689732

>>9689721

I got stabbed with an infected needle by some junkie fuck. I live in the shitholes of shitholes. I can't even say I got infected fucking for cash or sleeping around with tinder dates for fun. The doctors refused to believe me initially when tI told them what happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:51:06 2017 No.9689743 Try making cauliflower crusts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:54:56 2017 No.9689759 >>9689724 Enjoy your unnecessary inferior gains due to the the weight lost from starving your body >nb4 hurrr durrr its not starvation if I choose to do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:57:06 2017 No.9689763 >>9689759 Are you under the impression that you can gain any substantial muscle mass while cutting? As far as I could tell, I barely lost any strength

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:57:38 2017 No.9689767

>>9689533
hot sauce. if youre anything like how i used to be, you eat quickly and once youre out of food you go get more food to eat. repeat. hot spicy food takes long to eat because your mouth will fucking burn. youll take a break to drink water, get full off water, and not want to eat any more. thats how i broke my bad eating habits

also eating spicy foods causes a dopamine rush. if you dont like hot stuff just muscle through it and eventually youll like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 03:58:55 2017 No.9689769 >>9689533 >>9689629 Oh... oh dear god. Please go look at the /fit/ sticky.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:02:34 2017 No.9689781

>>9689533
look for foods that are high volume and low calorie. homemade soups with whatever spices you like are a great way to start. also, buy a huge bag of popcorn kernels from amazon. you can pop em in the microwave in a paper bag. no oil, no salt, very healthy. 1/3rd cup of kernels is like 150 calories and is a pretty big amount

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:02:50 2017 No.9689784

>>9689533
You can eat anything you want, as long as you watch your portions. You need to change your lifestyle. Removing soda is a good thng, but you need to go commit harder. Completely remove chips/snacks from weekdays.

Then you'll want to start skipping meals. If you eat 3 times a day, move to 2. The first 2 or 3 weeks are gonna be hard, but eventually you will adapt and will stop focusing so much on food. The key is that you need to keep yourself busy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:05:18 2017 No.9689795 >>9689642 Best of luck anon, I really hope you follow through with it. If you keep up with it religiously, you'll get the weight down in no time. It'll be tough, but I'm cheering you on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:15:54 2017 No.9689834 Semi-related question. Am I retarded for making pizzas that have literally nothing but black beans and tomato paste on them? I have a can of black beans with literally every dinner I make. Is there anything I should be worried about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:18:38 2017 No.9689839 >>9689834 That is not pizza my friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:19:20 2017 No.9689841 >>9689834 >a can of black beans with literally every dinner >Is there anything I should be worried about? If you're not a hermit you should be worry of your farts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:19:41 2017 No.9689842 >>9689795 Why the fuck are you wishing him luck? I am the one with HIV for fucks sake

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:23:23 2017 No.9689854 >>9689841 Farts aren't bad, but I spend three times as long wiping as I do shitting. How do I shit better, friends?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:23:53 2017 No.9689856 Ulillillia postig because it seems pertinent to the topic. https://youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:35:32 2017 No.9689876 >>9689597 >Brisk walks around his neighbor Yeah I'm pretty sure he'd be worried about his neighbor looking at him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 04:45:40 2017 No.9689899 >>9689842 Are you not the same person? It's kind of easy to distinguish your posts given the fact that, for whatever reason, you press the enter key after every post you reply to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 05:50:06 2017 No.9690006 >>9689899 NO

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 05:51:00 2017 No.9690009

>>9689533
You're going to have to give up on the ranch dressing, but a good alternative would be to make a tortilla pizza.

Just buy some wholewheat tortilla wraps. Take one, and spread pizza sauce over it, then top with mozzarella, or cheddar, or a mix of whatever cheese you like. I'd say to try cut out the pepperoni, but if you really want some, put that on too, and then just bake it in the oven until the cheese is melted and golden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 05:51:20 2017 No.9690011 >>9689899 >falling for obvs bait thread>>9689614

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 06:00:36 2017 No.9690028
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>>9689547

>down 7 lbs

You haven't lost anything, probably just weighed yourself after taking a shit. Stop eating pizza you fat fuck and get outside. When is the last time you saw your dick you fat piece of shit?

>>	cutebenisgirl Mon Nov 13 06:10:08 2017 No.9690039 File: 13 KB, 230x460, 1508964733388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9689547 >495 pounds >225 kg in normal measurement system what the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 06:18:15 2017 No.9690059 >>9690039 Kek Jesus H Christ. It's Jason Bourne

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 06:32:58 2017 No.9690077

>>9689533
I'm going to respond to you as if this isn't bait, from one fatboi to another. You just have to stop. Never get a pizza again in your whole life. Don't get any of the things you regularly ate ever again. Just like a recovering alcoholic, just one drink can ruin your whole life all over again. If you want to actually lose weight at all you are going to have to reduce your caloric intake by a lot, and considering how huge you are I can't even imagine how many thousands of calories you eat. Start counting your carbs, drink a lot of water, continue eating vegetables. Go through and throw away all of your junk food, unless it is unopened and non-perishable, in which case go donate it to a food bank or something. Learn how to cook, learn how to use spices and make things taste good without needing a massive fuckload of fat and sugar. Start mealplanning, prep a weeks worth of meals at a time. Avoid sugars, even naturally occurring ones.

You will absolutely hate your life for a while when you make the huge calorie cut, but you will just have to practice some self-control and get through it. Start becoming more active, you don't have to go get a gym membership, but just walk more. As you lose weight it will become a lot easier to be active, so as you become more mobile, get more active. I 100% believe that you can save yourself, and there are a lot of resources online, especially on reddit, that can help you plan meals and figure out what your caloric intake should be.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 06:41:27 2017 No.9690087

>>9689547
Well lucky for you you've let yourself go so much you honestly probably could continue to eat one pizza and one bag of chips a day and lose weight at least til you get down to like 300. Thats all you should eat though, or better yet, just stop eating pizza you fuck and eat a bunch of healthy food and feel more full and less like you want to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 06:46:21 2017 No.9690094 >>9689547 >3kgs in more than a month at megablimp size you worthless fucking fat fuck try harder, you should be dropping three times that at your level of obesity

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 06:52:46 2017 No.9690104 >>9689533 Ranch is amazing. Its not as common in Australia as burgerland though

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:15:58 2017 No.9690275

>>9689547
dont listen to these assholes criticism, but consider that ANYONE can live without food for a day. So instead of trying to make pizza healthier, try to take one day of a break. saute or steam or roast as many vegetables as you can eat, eat a steak or roast a chicken. breaking the habit doesn't have to mean fully giving it up, just make tiny incremental changes.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:18:09 2017 No.9690280

>>9689678
bullshit. anyone who has ever gone to a gym knows this shit is nonsense. no one gives a fuck about who is fat and who isn't, no one teases you.

I got to a gym that is basically 40% black teens and maybe they sometimes get too loud or hang out on the equipment, but no one is trying to talk shit about the fat guy improving himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:19:42 2017 No.9690285 >>9689834 the farts?

>>	blue lives matter Mon Nov 13 08:22:16 2017 No.9690289 >>9689533 Remove the dough. Try low carb pizza (and diet).

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:24:47 2017 No.9690298 >>9689533 Whole what crust, no oil, no meat, no cheese besides scattered globs of fermented nut stuff or tofu/bean/nut stuff.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:24:50 2017 No.9690299

>>9689533
You don't need pizza to live. You need to ask yourself why you are so depressed / fucked up that you need to find comfort in food.

Stop the pizza, start eating chicken, rice and veggies. No soda at all. Just water. Stick to max 2k calories a day and fight through the hunger.

If you don't have the willpower for that.. well.. enjoy all the health issues you'll have to face in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:25:08 2017 No.9690301 If you have a Trader Joe's near you they sell cauliflower pizza crusts in their frozen food section. You can also make your own but I'm guessing you're too lazy for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:26:03 2017 No.9690303 >>9689732 Lmfao >got stabbed by a infected needle That's why you don't talk to homeless fucks Anon the more you know

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:26:17 2017 No.9690305 >>9689547 It costs a lot of energy just to hold onto that weight. OP could stuff himself all day with any whole plant foods besides nuts and lose weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:27:47 2017 No.9690307 >>9690280 Fat guy here too and I definitely got smirking and looks from the chads when I got near the free weights section.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:33:08 2017 No.9690321 replace pizza with veggie bean chili and bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:38:22 2017 No.9690333 >>9689575 Fuck them. They can make fun of obese people, but NOT in a gym. You can't make fun of an obese person getting fit, op. Show the world that you're better than them. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:41:21 2017 No.9690344 >>9689533 Have you thought about going the other and trying to get bigger? People pay to watch super obese eat on cam shows and some fag will eventually pay you so he can suck your dick.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:46:10 2017 No.9690360

>>9689678
I’m sorry about your bad experience, but you sound like a real bitter fuck. Whenever I see a fat guy at the gym I think to myself “good on him, he’s gonna make it”. The obnoxious fucks at the gym are going to be the loudest - there are people cheering for you but you don’t know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 08:58:13 2017 No.9690389 >>9689678 I'm sure it's scary to be seen in public working out but, most people will admire your initiative and support you. Don't let a couple of douchebags ruin it all for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 09:11:58 2017 No.9690414 >>9690280 You dont know shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 09:14:54 2017 No.9690420 >>9689533 Maybe give up on the ranch and use low fat cheese fat ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 09:18:15 2017 No.9690426 >>9689533 At 495lbs i reckon you can lose weight still eating pizza and chips everyday you'll probably have to very slowly come down and weight or you'll give up. I don't expect you got to your current condition by having any willpower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 09:18:41 2017 No.9690427 >>9689533 You should see a therapist and I'm serious. You're trying to justify the need for an entire god damn pizza and a small bag of chips. I'm sorry man but you really need some help and what you're asking isn't what you should be asking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 09:21:23 2017 No.9690432 File: 8 KB, 272x185, Unknown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry fatanon, you're not going to make it. Better start shopping for an extra large coffin

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 09:22:45 2017 No.9690435

>>9689533
you're really going to get over only liking pizza and chips dude, sorry to burst your bubble.
Try to go on walks for the first 3 months, restrict your diet to around 2000 calories a day. Try to eat lower calorie food like veggies to fill you up without all the excessive calories in chips and pizza. After you lose like 100 pounds, start going to the gym, start lifting (you'll probably have great legs by then) and doing 20 minutes of cardio per day.
If you really really cant live without pizza, eat it only 1 time per week. But the biggest thing will be your willpower to make this work. Good luck

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 09:26:33 2017 No.9690444

>>9690307
who gives a fuck dude.
I'm not the leanest either (5'5 and 170lbs), but in the years i've been going to the gym, you can sometimes see people give you looks, but it's up to you to succeed, get more muscular and leaner, it'll all pay itself off over time. Besides, if you train purely for strenght, the fatties usually lift enormous amounts of weight after some time practising. You can rub that in the skinny boy's faces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 10:33:32 2017 No.9690623 >>9689547 >5'6 at 495lbs Dude, you must be a fucking sphere. Honestly man, at your weight you could probably eat an entire little caesars with ranch per day and still lose weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 10:36:08 2017 No.9690626 >>9689694 >Do you have a Planet Fitness? Oh yeah, send the guy who can't stop eating pizza to a gym that has pizza mondays

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 11:02:24 2017 No.9690702 Just have classic pizzas senpai Tomato with cheese and basil and some olive oil Easy and cheap to make

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 11:06:45 2017 No.9690711 >>9690414 whens the last time you were even in a gym?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 11:15:24 2017 No.9690740 >>9689533 you could eat 3 large pizzas a day and still lose weight. count your calories dude. don't lie to yourself. you have no idea what normal portions look like. you don't have to starve yourself to lose weight, especially at your size.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 11:16:18 2017 No.9690742 File: 107 KB, 1000x562, planet fitness5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9690711 >op takes his fat ass to the gym >they're serving pizza today!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:23:00 2017 No.9692689 make your own. it's really pretty easy. crust is naturally pretty thin (aka low calories), make or use a healthy tomato sauce (not much added salt/sugar), can get away with just half a pound of cheese per pizza, then cover in veggies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:32:18 2017 No.9692733 >>9689575 I dump think jumping jacks are good for your joints at that weight. Your best exercise is probably walking, a lot of walking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:32:40 2017 No.9692736 >>9689547 how are you still even alive?

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:39:08 2017 No.9692755

>>9689575
Dude, going to the gym as a fat man should never be embarassing. Everybody fucking knows why you're there. If you do dumb shit, they'll take one look at you and say "well sure, he's fat." And most importantly, as you lose weight (noticeably) the gymnuts will likely take note and comment on it and give you words of encouragement. Talk about a boost to your self esteem (a deficiency of which I honestly suspect is the number one contributor to obesity).

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:40:12 2017 No.9692758

>>9689533
>>9689547
If you don't mind me asking, how can you afford to eat that much every day?

If you absolutely need that concoction, go for thin crust, light cheese, and a low calorie ranch. You also also probably see a therapist and dietitian to see why you got this big in the first place.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:42:47 2017 No.9692769

>>9689533
You want real advice? Fuck what these other anons say, I got you.

Pizza flavor isn't about the carbs. The sugar. The oil. You don't need that shit. Pizza flavor is oregano and tomato paste. That's fucking it. If you love pizza so much, make food with oregano and tomato paste. Some parmasean as well, in addition to your favorite toppings (hopefully veggies). Put it on chicken breasts. Put it on eggs. Start losing weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:46:30 2017 No.9692781 File: 86 KB, 541x960, 1500403117556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9689533 >Whole wheat dough >topped with tons of veggies >reduced salt sauce >low fat cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 18:47:05 2017 No.9692784 >>9692758 Inheritance

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 21:26:04 2017 No.9693502 >>9690307 No you didn't, that's all in your head

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 21:36:14 2017 No.9693554 >>9689547 >495lbs you're like a little babby

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 21:43:56 2017 No.9693590 >>9689533 PINEAPPLES

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 21:49:52 2017 No.9693625 >>9693502 Pretty much this. The only chads scoping out other people in a gym are sighting in on bulked mf'ers. They couldn't give a rat's ass about fatfucks who they know will only be there a few times before they give up.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:04:05 2017 No.9693715

>>9689533
I would recommend making a pizza dough recipe with some whole wheat flour. I would use 1/3 to 1-4 whole wheat and the rest all purpose or bread flour. I like olive oil in my dough, and a bit of honey. Buy some active dry yeast and learn to proof it, meaning pouring the yeast with bath-hot (110 ish) water and checking to see that it foams in 5 minutes before adding it to your dough.

Make big quantities of dough, portion them out into individual pizza-sized dough balls, wrap in plastic, and freeze them. Add veggies to your pizza as well as meat. Try eating white pizza with no tomato sauce and some spinach, garlic, and light parmesan cheese.

Experiment in the kitchen. Try making your own ranch dip. If you are going to eat it, at least make it yourself so you know exactly what is in it. If the texture of raw vegetables is loathsome to you you can always blanch them in the microwave for a few minutes before adding them to your pizza.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:06:09 2017 No.9693723

I used to take my Totinos pizza, bake it in the oven, and then drop in cast iron for pan-frying at the very end.

Then I'd add extra cheese and pepperoni, oregano/red pepper and hot sauce on one half.

God damn I gained like 20 pounds eating this shit on the reg in college. The beer didn't help either. Or the drunken deep fried beer-battered onion rings.

Does that answer your thread OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:19:45 2017 No.9693797 >>9692781 >Whole wheat dough yucky

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:22:54 2017 No.9693817 File: 82 KB, 1080x979, 1508945791695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go vegan

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:42:45 2017 No.9693914

I'll try to be actually helpful here. So healthier for other people means more nutritious and more fiber, for you it means fooling your body into eating fewer calories. I guess you could go to 3000 kcal a day and still lose a ton of weight.

So where does this leave us. I'd say go for your favorite pizza style and just limit yourself to 2500 kcal worth of it. For the rest of the 500 kcal eat a bunch of highly favored with salt, vinegar and aromatics roasted vegetables. You can even use half a tbsp of oil when you roast them. 500 kcal worth of veg should still be a huge bowl full. Between that and an entire pizza I think you'll be good as far as satiety goes. It might still feel like shit bit you'll have to bear some pain to lose weight. Of you're willing to commit I'll come up with a roasted veg dish that's huge and tallies to the kcals you need. Let me know.

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:51:18 2017 No.9693960

>>9689533
>>9689547
Holy shit. Alright, I was pretty fat about a year ago too (Although not that fat) I used to fucking crave all kinds of shitty food like nothing else. But you know what? I grew some balls and said no to myself. The first few weeks will be difficult, but eventually you will lose the cravings and you'll be much better off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 23:55:50 2017 No.9694263 >with ranch you deserve being a fat lard ass eating ranch with anything especially pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 00:02:08 2017 No.9694293 OP is a classy troll. Well played sir, well played. You deserve all the lols you can get from this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 00:05:13 2017 No.9694309 >>9693817 Confirmed roids

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 00:20:24 2017 No.9694372 >>9690077 Underrated post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 01:50:27 2017 No.9694720 >>9689619 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 01:55:58 2017 No.9694739 >>9689714 >your experience doesn't matter because I had it worse!! You're like the type of cunt that'll unironically say "well, it's not that bad, there's starving kids in Africa" to someone confiding in you

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:12:02 2017 No.9694788 >>9694739 Not to mention the dude included "dropped out of college" in his list. Are we supposed to feel bad for him for being a brainlet

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:19:22 2017 No.9694820 File: 1.44 MB, 1024x1024, 1412649397754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9689533 >I need at least 1 full pepperoni pizza a day with ranch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:20:56 2017 No.9694825 File: 3.51 MB, 1334x750, 8E7A9224-EDD2-4CDE-813E-510CA13FFA74.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m anorexic and I’ve pretty much accepted my death. I’m 5’4 and weigh 70 lbs. Pic related is not me but I’m starting to look like her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:22:13 2017 No.9694829 >>9689899 That's not that uncommon. I've done the same thing myself every once and a while just by whatever random mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:23:23 2017 No.9694836 >>9689533 Try fasting for 24 hours, then for 48 hours or more. That might help reset your out of control appetite, big guy. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:25:15 2017 No.9694842 >>9689575 >I just do jumping jacks at home RIP floors and foundation

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:26:50 2017 No.9694847 >>9689641 maybe he used to eat 2 pizzas a day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:27:05 2017 No.9694848 What do fat people smell like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:27:38 2017 No.9694849 >>9693817 That's the dumbest t-shirt I have ever seen.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:30:11 2017 No.9694860

>>9694848
Used to be very fat so I can answer this.

People smell like what they eat. As a fat person my natural scent was similar to some sort of rotten chocolate maybe.
Luckily I've always had very good hygiene at least publicly so no-one ever noticed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:30:38 2017 No.9694862 >>9693817 Making gains as a vegan is possible, but its not very efficient diet wise. You have to cram in all those different amino acids. That and its fucking shit. Hard to bulk as a vegan because plants don't taste as good. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:33:39 2017 No.9694870 >>9689732 holy shit thats a fucking nightmare. are you taking meds for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:34:56 2017 No.9694874 >>9689743 his big fat hands can't handle delicate cauliflower crusts, he would literally crush them with his blundering blubber hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:39:18 2017 No.9694883 >>9690009 >a small amount of ranch dressing will make upi suddenly fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:41:21 2017 No.9694887 >>9690275 >consider that ANYONE can live without food for a day haha no. you would literally die

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:41:36 2017 No.9694888

>>9689533
You have a food addiction. It's literally no different than a coke, meth, or nicotine addiction. You don't need pizza with ranch to live; you need dopamine hits to live.

I think you need to go to a psychiatrist. Antidepressants (IMO Wellbutrin) would probably get the job done. You just need to get in control of your mind.

>Can I lose weight while eating pizza and a small bag of chips everyday?
Yes. If you eat 2000 calories worth of pizza and chips, at your weight you would lose a ton of weight. It really doesn't matter what KIND of food you eat for weight loss, other than vitamin/micronutrient concerns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:42:23 2017 No.9694890 >>9690298 kill yourself for posting that

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:43:47 2017 No.9694894 Very good reply anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:46:27 2017 No.9694903 >>9689533 I need you to lose 150lbs in the next 25 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:46:54 2017 No.9694904 >>9694894 Thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:51:29 2017 No.9694915 File: 58 KB, 640x638, 3c7e8c1a-85ed-423e-a820-24d57724de1b[2].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9694888 >hurr I read a rat study that looked at one biochemical pathway DAT MEANS IT DERE SAME AS HEROIN I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 02:51:58 2017 No.9694919 File: 97 KB, 640x480, 2345DE0E-815B-4A8D-AE94-2226DA2E0D2E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on Joey?

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 03:13:36 2017 No.9694976

>>9694883
Actually, yes. Just 1 tablespoon can have as much as 100 calories. It's sugar and fat, a deadly combination.

I'm guessing that OP has 1-2 tablespoons per slice. The calories added will be insane. And this is a measured tablespoon, not using an overly large tablespoon from your cutlery drawer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 04:03:52 2017 No.9695131 >>9689533 do 2 weeks waterfast you failure

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 04:41:21 2017 No.9695261
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>>9689533

This thread breaks my heart. OP as a fellow obeseanon I know what you're going through. The people in this thread are evil and heartless and mean. I myself am 5'8 and 350lbs but I've lost 30lbs in 2 months and have been staying strong in terms of dieting. YOU CAN DO THIS. My motivation is my cat and the fact I would like to have a hot girlfriend again and get married and have children. I went through a lot of abuse in my life and I'm balding and people always treat me like I am subhuman. Fuck them all. Hold your head up high and don't let these bastards hold you down ya hear? They want to hold you back from succeeding, they want to put you down because it artificially pumps them up.

With some willpower you can just do the water fasting thing or cut your calories intake drastically like I did and allow yourself 1 cheat meal a week which can be your pizza.

For me it's ravioli and meat sauce with shredded cheese on top. Big bowl every Sunday for dinner with garlic bread but the rest of the week is vegetables water fruit and fish and grilled chicken.

You got it friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 04:43:17 2017 No.9695269 >>9695261 >my motivation is my cat Lol wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:07:05 2017 No.9695330 >>9689547 >bmi of 80 what the fuck man

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:09:34 2017 No.9695335 >>9690028 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:12:56 2017 No.9695342

>>9689661
Nobody cares if youre 250lbs overweight in the gym. That is "inspirational."

Now 500lbs? I am going to stop and stare at you. And then Ill turn around and stare at the rest of you. And then Ill leave the gym and cross the street to get a decent view.

But really dude just ditch the pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:16:46 2017 No.9695348 >>9689655 He'd need a hydraulic press for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:19:28 2017 No.9695356 >>9689854 Poops are basically small skeletons. Needs bones to hold it together, and in this case those are fibers from eating plants. they make a nice solid poo that stays together.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:34:24 2017 No.9695392
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>>9689533
>Cut down the amount of pizzas you eat in a week
>Use more vegetables on your pizzas
>get creative and try different flavoured pizzas
Was this a trick question?

Sure, you're fat as shit but it's common human knowledge on knowing how to lose weight, it's great to know you are working on a diet and trying to lose weight but if you want to see significant gain you just have to face up to the fact that if you want to be lose weight you really need to cut down foods like those small bags of chips and pizza.
Also start doing exercise for at least half hour a day

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:43:33 2017 No.9695415 >>9689533 I did this in the past and lost weight. Light cheese, thin crust, no meat toppings.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:50:42 2017 No.9695431

>>9694825
Visit a doctor, retard. You need to start eating a "normal" amount of food. Start with 1700kcal and keep at it until you're confortable. Then move to 1800, and so on.

If you want to die jump off a bridge in Cambodja, don't just wither.

Godspeed anon.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 05:55:56 2017 No.9695446

>>9694825

Were you sexually or physically abused in childhood/adolescence? Objectively curious, not trying to sound insulting or anything.

I recommend seeing a doctor for medical attention. Seriously once you drop to that level of weight things in the body get very fucked up. Doctor. Today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 06:00:45 2017 No.9695459 >>9689533 How old and heavy are you? Based on that i will tell you if it's worth to change your diet or if there is no point and you need not deny yourself the tasty delights since you will soon be dead anyway.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 06:37:46 2017 No.9695564

>>9689547
Christ, if you're that fat you should be shitting out 5kg a week.

Stop drinking soda and all alcohol. You drink only water now.

Breakfast is granola with some milk.

Lunch is a vegemite sandwich

Dinner, chicken/turkey and 3 steamed vegetables.

Exercise. Run and do weights. Dont stop until you're down to 80kg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 06:39:56 2017 No.9695568 may not be as tasty BUT my sister makes a good lean pizza, uses those italian wrap things as a base, passata, minimal cheese, and tops with veggies, grilled chicken, and superfoods

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 06:54:28 2017 No.9695604 >>9695261 cheat meal logic only works when your cheat meal is a meal, anon's pizza with ranch is literally 2-3 days worth of food on its own

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 06:56:06 2017 No.9695611 >>9689547 lmfao it's easier to jump over you than to run a lap around you

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:25:10 2017 No.9696593 >>9695564 Someone his weight shouldn't run, he'll just fuck up his joints

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:34:18 2017 No.9696616 thin crust, vegtables n pineapple. maybe you can just sprinkle some garlic powder on it and get rid of the sauce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:42:14 2017 No.9696643 >>9690344 I'm kind of disappointed that I had to scroll down this far to see this

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:46:07 2017 No.9696655 >>9694825 That's a skeleton

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:51:04 2017 No.9696667 >>9689547 Good progress anon, I've been the same i've went from 475 to 438 in about 8 months with cutting and watching what I eat,

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:53:43 2017 No.9696676

>>9689547
Calorie count everything. Eat pizza with chopsticks. Yes I'm serious. Work that fucking bite of pizza. Make the pizza yourself. Use towels to soak up the oil from the pizza if you didn't make it yourself. Use a thin crust and lots of veggies.
>1 full pepperoni pizza
Anon...no. So basically what has happened is you've stretched your stomach out too much. Go to a doctor or just estimate yourself how much calories you need each day to survive. And then remove 500 off of that.

Eat slightly smaller portions each day until your stomach is at normal size. Eat 3 slices of homemade, healthy-ish pizza and then drink green tea. Every meal. Every day. Green tea and a small, 1 cm cut of ginger. I unintentionally lost 32 lbs over the course of 2 months thanks to post-infectious IBS by being on an unintentional diet of nothing but rice, ginger, and occasionally a snack. You don't have to do this, and this was actually an unhealthy level of weight loss.

Good luck anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:54:47 2017 No.9696681 >>9696676 *work for that bite of pizza It'll help you eat slower too. >>9696616 Sauce isn't the problem if it's homemade and tomato-based.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:57:04 2017 No.9696689

>>9695564
>vegemite sandwich
Austrofags get the fuck out. He weighs a fuck ton so he'll need to eat more than this to function. And eat well for fuck's sake. You just listed the most boring shit ever. Losing weight is way easier if you actually like what you're eating.

OP, try this. I made this the other day and it was amazing. A little high on calories but not that bad. http://www.eatingwell.com/recipe/250527/seared-arctic-char-hand-rolls/

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:58:08 2017 No.9696692

>>9695342
yeah they will only stare and judge and the only way to get em to stop is to make progress and keep going really. you dont want to look like those retards who do fad diets and quick weight loss schemes like my mom. god damn women are dumb a lot of the time

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 12:58:52 2017 No.9696696

>>9689533
Margarita pizza tends to be much lower in calories then regular pizza. Also try making it yourself.

Honestly how I lost weight is I just said I'll allow myself to ear whatever I want as long as I make it from scratch. Sure I still ate too much but eventually it just got too tedious to cook all the sweets and such and I would go with braised meat dishes and stuff.

Let your laziness help you by just making a single rule of if I can't make it from scratch I can't have it. Worked amazing for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:02:11 2017 No.9696711 >>9695269 it's better than your motivation, which is drinking cum.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:02:36 2017 No.9696713

>>9696696
This is an excellent rule. Although personally after initially finding cooking extremely stressful to the point I'd have at least one panic attack during each attempt, it got easier, then boring for like two meals, and now it's mildly fun. Eating's way more fun though. Also, burns a little bit of calories if you're doing something that requires some effort i.e. making bread or kneading stuff. Do jumping jacks while waiting for stuff to cook is an easy way to help as well. Each jumping jack should burn 1-2 calories, even more if you're a fat ass. Did 100 jumping jacks? Congrats, if you did them correctly, you just lost ~150 calories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:07:14 2017 No.9696728 >>9696713 >each jumping jack should burn 1-2 calories "no"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:27:48 2017 No.9696809 >>9696728 Look it up, it burns that much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:32:03 2017 No.9696828 >>9696728 >>9696809 wouldn't it be more for fat guys cause they have to lift more weight when they raise their flabby fat arms

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:33:26 2017 No.9696832 >>9696828 Probs

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:33:34 2017 No.9696834 >>9696828 Nah, it was tested on a guy who weighed 165lbs and was 5'9' and he lost 1.5 calories with every single one so if you weigh at least that much you'll be losing a calorie nad a half with each one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:36:52 2017 No.9696846 Just never fall for the walking meme. To burn 100 calories you have to walk 4 miles. 4 fucking miles. Running doesn't burn a lot either. Swimming actually burns way more than either of those and you don't get sweaty or out of breath as easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:44:36 2017 No.9696872 >>9696846 That's not true, a healthy weight person loses about 100 calories per mile (for fat people it will be more) regardless of if you're running or walking

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>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:47:33 2017 No.9696889 >>9689714 nice little sob story bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:59:18 2017 No.9696954 >>9689533 No meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 13:59:47 2017 No.9696957 I'm 6'3" and 230lbs. How fucked am I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 14:06:26 2017 No.9696992 >>9696872 Really? Most websites say you have to walk 4 miles or run 2 to burn 100 calories. >>9696957 5'11' and 247lbs so less fucked than me. Wanna get /fit/ together?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 14:08:55 2017 No.9697001 >>9696878 That is extremely innaccurate. Someone 5'6' should weigh between 90 to 130 lbs if they're a girl, and 100 to 150 lbs if they're a boy.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 14:20:23 2017 No.9697058

>>9696676
>You don't have to do this, and this was actually an unhealthy level of weight loss.
No amount of weight loss would be unhealthy for OP. If he were a good fit psychologically (not likely at this time, it would be something to work towards though) he could be a candidate for gastric bypass surgery. That is an entire other universe.

It's like how it would be unhealthy for anyone to start taking methadone, but if you are already a heroin addict it's actually better for your health outcome to be addicted to the less harmful drug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 14:21:47 2017 No.9697203 >>9697001 You are literally just making that up though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 14:25:44 2017 No.9697237 >>9695564 >guy weights well over 200kg >advise him running guy would fuck his legs up faster than he'd lose his breath

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 14:27:54 2017 No.9697257 >>9697237 Yeah at that weight OP is nearing immobility. This is not a case for "try to cut down on pizza," it's time for medical intervention, maybe even in-patient.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 14:31:20 2017 No.9697274 >>9689714 >dropped out of college >dropped out. That one's on you, you fucking cunt Nobody fucking cares

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 14:44:11 2017 No.9697346 The bacteria in your gut tell your brain to get more pizza,stop eating fast food so the healthier bacteria overthrow it and exercise some too,fat doesn't burn itself

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:31:04 2017 No.9697556

>>9694825
tbqh I was starting to get there in Spring after being at the far low end of healthy for years and I started forcing myself to eat more around Summer, I'm slowly getting to a healthy weight after being pretty underweight. The biggest problem I have and still have is that eating is a huge chore and I still freak out about the amount of calories I need to eat to stay healthy. I'm also obsessed with only putting quality food in my body. It's so easy to just not eat anything, be disgusted with food, and enjoy the euphoric feeling of your body dissolving. Makes you feel like you're in control, only human plebs need food. I had sunken eyes, skele arms, I'd have to bundle up in piles of clothes in order not to get cold and when I woke up in the morning I'd have really bad muscle/joint pain.

My dad sexually abused me and continually called me fat.

Thank God I didn't get as thin as you.

t. 6'2 mtf who used to weight 130 (BMI 16, now ~20)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:33:05 2017 No.9697568 >>9696828 I'd imagine it has more to do with getting your heart rate up than actually burning 1.5 calories each rep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:35:41 2017 No.9697584 >>9696992 If you liaten to the treadmill or my Fitbit I burned ~200 calories in 15 minutes of light light jogging and walking but my heart rate was also 184 because I'm fucking out of shape. I think I barely broke a mile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:36:51 2017 No.9697590 >>9697001 >5'6" >100 pounds You're fucking retarded and should stop posting before you give someone advice that will fucking kill then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:45:58 2017 No.9697634 >>9697001 >100 lbs What the fuck kind of anorexic skellington are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:47:35 2017 No.9697640 >>9697634 >>9697590 >Amerifats calling normal sized people anorexic oi I'm laffing mate

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:49:25 2017 No.9697647 >>9697640 Sorry I forgot yuropoors still live in famine

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:53:31 2017 No.9697660 >>9689575 Just to echo what these other anon are saying, never feel embarrassed in the gym of you're overweight, I'm happy each time I see an obese person in the gym because they've made a positive decision and an active step towards becoming healthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 16:16:49 2017 No.9697757 File: 77 KB, 183x218, 1379147195960.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9694915 >Don't ignore me you rancid swine

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 16:30:39 2017 No.9697819

>>9697660
Gym rat here. While I appreciate unfit people striving to become fit, fatties often have bad etiquette and for this reason I get immediately concerned when I see a fattie show up out of nowhere.

Bad etiquette includes listening to headphones and staring off into space while hogging some equipment, not putting stuff back where you found it, and worst of all, smelling bad. Take a bath and I can overlook the other stuff. And when I say bath, I mean scrub, thoroughly, preferably with an exfoliating loofah or something along those lines, in all the folds. Not "10 second shower and some spray deodorant", that isn't going to cut it when you're sweating.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 17:01:45 2017 No.9697978

>>9694825
Similar situation here, Anon. My heart goes out to you.

I'm 5'8" and my weight is currently in the low 90s. I gained quite a bit over the summer after being hospitalized and subjected to tube feeding. Right now I'm in therapy and kindly reccomended some medical intervention for you too if possible.

My lowest weight was 72lbs. My whole family was terrified I would drop dead any second.

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 17:23:19 2017 No.9698063

>>9695431
You don’t understand. It’s like an addiction. Watching my weight drop is extremely satisfying for me even though I know it’s killing me.

>>9695446
No I wasn’t. I was just bullied for being fat growing so I think that triggered my anorexia haha. I started losing weight and I loved it so much that I became obsessed with it and now look where I’m at today.

And yes I’m seeing doctors constantly but there’s not much they can do about it except keeping me alive when I’m about to slip into a coma.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:02:10 2017 No.9698216 File: 34 KB, 800x563, 800px-Pirate_Flag_of_Blackbeard_(Edward_Teach).svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9698063 >I’m seeing doctors constantly A medfag pirates dream. Maybe he'll let you swab the deck of the yacht you financed for him.

>>	chop Tue Nov 14 18:08:03 2017 No.9698234 >>9698216 What are you even trying to say? That people who post in this thread are healthy and the doctors are just scamming them into thinking they have problems? Doctors do prescribe you one drug over another for a profit, but they do not keep you sick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:14:56 2017 No.9698262 >>9689639 Haha good bait now go back to your hugbox

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:28:25 2017 No.9698313 >>9695261 Kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:49:32 2017 No.9698397 >>9689533 So two cheat meals....everyday...has to be a troll

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:52:27 2017 No.9698404 >>9698397 how the fuck is a small 120 calories bag of potato chips a cheat meal? Are /fit/fags just retarded?

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 18:58:30 2017 No.9698428

>>9689533
You just have to reduce your calorie intake to 1500 calories a day OP. If you want pizza, then make sure it's below 1500 calories, but that's all you'll be eating that day.

Drink only water. Choose healthier snacks, like vegetables, which are low in calories. If you're desperately craving sugar, eat an apple.

Exercise is a meme for weight loss, but weight lifting is good. Buy some weights and lift daily, or at least every other day. You'll tone your body and look better, and improve your overall health and well being.

Besides that, you only have to remember it takes time. It will take years to lose all of your weight, so you can't get disheartened when the scales say you haven't lost. As long as you're sticking to the 1,500, you'll get there. The time will fly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:03:21 2017 No.9698445 I’m trying to lose weight too I’m 6’1” 192 pounds I’ve pretty much stopped drinking soda and eat less carbs. Stay away from bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:13:35 2017 No.9698471 File: 68 KB, 1024x568, 58419590-7207-4DE2-807E-D55DC8A96D82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9694825 >tfw bulimic and my teeth are rotting away

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:17:29 2017 No.9698485 >>9698428 >1500 calories Don’t do this. You’ll get headaches all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:26:13 2017 No.9698529 >>9697819 So why don't you help them learn, fuccboi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 19:29:39 2017 No.9698544 >>9698445 >stay away from carbs wrong, friendo. stay away from fat. carbs are fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 20:28:45 2017 No.9698804 File: 86 KB, 500x374, 1510264435861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >6'0 >283 >literally passed out multiple times, woke up in vomit from eating sub 1500 calories H-help

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 20:30:02 2017 No.9698814 >>9698544 You are both very wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 20:46:14 2017 No.9698905 >>9698445 >>9698544 Retards. Carbs, fat and protein are essentials.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 20:46:36 2017 No.9698906 /fit/ --> /fasting general/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 21:09:28 2017 No.9699028 >>9689547 i don't belive; post a (faceless) pic. but anyway, small steps, remember that

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 21:10:07 2017 No.9699031 >>9689548 >BRIT DETECTED >>9689575 Start walking outside. Keep track of calories with a food scale and cronometer.com SLow and steady wins the race, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 21:53:32 2017 No.9699224 >>9698471 Oh shit, does that rot your teeth? Is a lifetime of slight undernourishment why my teeth are so fucking yellow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 22:10:50 2017 No.9699317 >>9699224 It's because you vomit the food back up and the stomach acid rots your teeth

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 23:20:34 2017 No.9699716 >>9699317 Oh good, I guess I just have bad enamel genes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 23:46:42 2017 No.9699823 >>9697346 >The bacteria in your gut tell your brain to get more pizza i unironically believe something like this happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:02:21 2017 No.9699894 >>9699224 coffee, tea or possibly antibiotics at an early age can cause that, other things too probably

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:03:50 2017 No.9699898 >>9689629 >>9689636 can you guys infer something just once? he is saying "fit pizza into a 2500 calorie diet if it's required". infer what macro means from that

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:37:23 2017 No.9700033 >>9698485 That's probably because you have caffeine addiction from drinking soda. Even so, the body takes time to adapt, you have to fight through it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:45:00 2017 No.9700058 >>9698445 >>9698544 the only thing you should stay away from is refined sugar and absurdly fatty shit like fried chicken just eat less and don't eat sweets or fast food, it's not rocket science

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:53:17 2017 No.9700087

>>9689533
Assuming this isn't bait:

No meat, no cheese, those are your big calorie-dense ingredients aside from the bread itself. Don't eat the crust because it's also calorie dense. Get rid of the ranch and garlic completely; the "garlic sauce" is just butter.

Mushrooms are a low calorie savory substitute for the meat. Spicy peppers for a little heat can also add a depth of flavor you might come to enjoy for almost zero calorie gain.

Alternatively, show some self-restraint like an adult and just eat less until it's out of your daily diet completely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:58:07 2017 No.9700107 >>9689533 >How can I make my pizza healthier? pineapple only no cheese final destination

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:58:17 2017 No.9700110 >>9700087 >show some self-restraint like an adult not many adults have that wuality

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 01:49:07 2017 No.9700258 >>9700107 >>9696616 >No protein lol yeah real healthy and balanced.

>>	ms skeltal !0ce6hoEZXs Wed Nov 15 01:51:25 2017 No.9700262 >>9698804 >read picture I do both sides of this thing. It's not enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 02:00:35 2017 No.9700288 >>9700258 >he gets his daily protein requirement from pizza americucks lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 02:05:27 2017 No.9700303 File: 1.76 MB, 566x324, abd173e0_05-BILL-MURRAY-CLAPPING.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9697819 Most obvious troll shitpost award.

chop Wed Nov 15 02:08:02 2017 No.9700314

>>9698804
This was made by someone who has neither anxiety nor depression. Especially not any "crippling" variety.
People don't just "get it together" and fix themselves when they have that shit.

>>9700262
Try speaking to a doctor or better yet a psychologist or psychiatrist.
You can't fix actual depression with a long walk and some fruit, although it might help you on the way.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 02:08:04 2017 No.9700315

>>9700288
I'm not saying he should get protein from pizza. I don't think his diet should be fucking pizza at all.
But having a staple of his diet just be a huge fucking slab of bread that takes up the caloric intake of several meals (whole wheat or not) and some pineapples is beyond stupid.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 02:28:54 2017 No.9700367

>>9700314
>Jumps to speaking to a professional who will ignore the problems leading him to be the way eh is and instead dope him up
Most people have a good deal of resilience, but that does not mean they cannot have chronic depression.
I'm sick of this depression meme. Its serious, okay yeah, but you would be fucking surprised how many things are serious and do last a long time, yet actually are possible to resolve significantly if not completely without the help of some drug with godawful side effects.
People just assume a person is broken the minute they get a diagnosis when the reality is that half the time the diagnosis itself is the real fucking disease.
Especially with shit like depression cuz they'll just start saying I'll never feel better and it becomes a vicious cycle of self-fulfilling prophecy and perceived truthm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 03:27:02 2017 No.9700530 >>9700033 The issue isn't per se that, but someone at OP's height and weight has a BMR of nearly 4000 calories. 1500 a day is a massive drop from even maintenance and will lead to problems. It's better to just gradually reduce calories

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 09:55:53 2017 No.9701299 >>9697257 I heard those hand-crank exercisers are good for the beyond-morbidly obese. just moving is good for the whale carcasses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 10:02:23 2017 No.9701319 >>9689533 You'll go down from obese to just fat but you won't go any further and people will still be disgusted.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 10:04:08 2017 No.9701325

>>9689547
fast, fatass. first day sucks but after that you can go one or two more no problem without eating. at that point, your stomach has shrunk a bit so it takes less food to be full. from that point on, eat a small meal every day or every other day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 10:13:09 2017 No.9701357 just go to fit and find the waterfasting thread its so easy and you can eat what you want and keep your weight stable afterwards with intermittent fasting

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 10:22:51 2017 No.9701398 when i go to domino’s i usually get a thin crust pizza with no cheese and i add vegetables (usually pineapple and peppers), i think that’s fairly healthy. it’s really not bad

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 10:27:59 2017 No.9701411

>>9700314
> Try speaking to a doctor or better yet a psychologist or psychiatrist.
> You can't fix actual depression with a long walk and some fruit, although it might help you on the way.
That's what I'm gathering. Getting to a psychiatrist next week but I had to schedule about a month in advance. Therapy is utterly useless so far.

Also fuck, I didn't realize I was on /ck/ when I posted that, I apologise for the trip.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 10:35:50 2017 No.9701445

>>9700367
> Most people have a good deal of resilience, but that does not mean they cannot have chronic depression.
> I'm sick of this depression meme. Its serious, okay yeah, but you would be fucking surprised how many things are serious and do last a long time, yet actually are possible to resolve significantly if not completely without the help of some drug with godawful side effects.
> People just assume a person is broken the minute they get a diagnosis when the reality is that half the time the diagnosis itself is the real fucking disease.
> Especially with shit like depression cuz they'll just start saying I'll never feel better and it becomes a vicious cycle of self-fulfilling prophecy and perceived truth.
I'm the other Anon he responded to. In my case at least, I've been fighting depression since I was 10 years old. I always end up climbing out of it temporarily until some little thing triggers it again and I spiral down into wanting to kms again. I've spent at least half the year every year depressed. I dreamt of suicide in MS. Nowadays I'll get weird euphoric elevated mood stuff, and my normally great memory gets completely shot. I don't think it's something I can deal with on my own anymore. I don't want to start medication but I feel like I've used all my other options. I know a lot of people think they have it, but they usually just have some kind of mild thing going on that they can get over by distracting themselves/working through with a therapist, especially if the therapist doesn't medicalize it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 11:31:33 2017 No.9701637 >>9689533 >I need at least 1 full pepperoni pizza a day with ranch. it's not possible to lose weight and meet your nutritional requirements while doing this. you have an addiction and you need help. see a dietician and a therapist.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 13:00:18 2017 No.9702032

>>9701299
Maybe, but OP isn't going to lose 300 lbs by working a hand exerciser while stuffing pizza down his throat with the other hand. He needs the equivalent of rehab for food, where professional interventionists can help him break his addiction. I hope he can afford it because he's going to die otherwise.

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 16:33:49 2017 No.9702973

>>9689533
To OP and other fatty-fat-fats of /ck/, behold, pizza for less than 400 calories (if you make it this way).

Go to Trader Joe's and get some lavash bread. You might be able to get it elsewhere, we get it at Trader Joe's cuz it's cheap as fuck there.

lightly brush the bread with olive oil and garlic powder on one side and bake on a cookie sheet at 400 for 5-7 minutes, until it's STARTING to get crispy. You might have to fuck with this a bit depending on your oven/location/altitude/etc.

Pull the toasted lavash bread out of the oven and apply the following over the surface of the bread:

1/4 cup Barilla Marinara
1/4 cup of mozzarella
12 slices of turkey pepperoni

Throw it back in the oven for approx 4 mins or until cheese is melted and just beginning to turn golden brown

Viola, pepperoni pizza for under 400 calories. My wife makes this on Friday nights. I look forward to it all week. Better than most chain pizza restaurants in flavor.

Macros:

388 Cals
57g Carbs
9g Fat
21g Protein

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 17:00:28 2017 No.9703086 >>9689547 MY FITNESS PAL get the app start tracking your calories t. /fat/ on /fit/

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 17:55:02 2017 No.9703389
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This screams for being bait but if not let me help you

I have been a fatfuck too, 100lbs overweight, dropped all of it
you might not like to hear but halfassed changes won't help
You gotta commit, change your lifestyle, find healthy substitutions like >>9702973 and try to find better foods that fit your calorie count and macros

a full peperoni pizza each day isn't beneficial and won't help you

I know it's harsh and not good, but even a former lazy fat fuck like me could do it and I bealieve you can do it too

Anonymous Wed Nov 15 18:12:02 2017 No.9703453

>>9698529
Because they inevitably give up after 1 trip to the gym anyway. I've been a gym rat for 15 years, I've seen it more times than I can count. Might as well not permanently sear my face into their memory as being the jerk that made them leave. If the smell is particularly bad, I leave. I don't say a thing, I just calmly get up and head back to the locker room. Usually it's just mildly unpleasant.

Sorry to say this but I have literally never seen a fat person actually transition to a normal weight person at the gym. I've seen a lot of scrawny skellingtons persistently lift, for months on end, and pack on respectable amounts of muscle. Never a fat person getting thin. Maybe there are other ways they lose the weight. Not the gym though.

It's rare for them to even come back once. Sometimes they show up a few times. In rare cases they come back for a few weeks. Inversely related to how overweight they are.

One time a regular, older guy maybe in his fifties, got cancer, disappeared for six months, came back looking like death itself, his hair had gone white and was cut short, his skin looked like an onion's skin stretched over blotchy veins, I swear to god he had aged 20 years, and he could barely lift a 7.5 pound dumbbell. He went back at it though and, I'm not going to say he looked like a bodybuilder ever again, but after a year he looked like he didn't just crawl out of the grave. He looked like a regular scrawny person. Just takes persistence. Something overweight people, please don't take this personally, don't have.

/blogpost
>>9700303
Ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:47:00 2017 No.9704778 >>9689547 bruh I'm 5'6 and I weigh 120

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 01:41:23 2017 No.9705425

>>9701445
I was not saying that there are not people prone to depression where it can be an indefinite disease, what I was saying was that we shouldn't...
Chronic does not always mean you have an issue for life. If you read a dictionary... man I don't fucking know how to explain this.
I'm not saying that what they have is as bad as what you have, I am saying that they have it to a different degree for different reasons.

If you were to look up depression in a dictionary you will find that it is a specific word for a specific feeling.
Without that word, there isn't a great word for that feeling.

Furthermore, I think that without enough care, letting mild depression go too far for too long could lead to permanent damage.

Notice that I quoted what I took issue with as "jumps to", not "ever recommends"

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 01:45:00 2017 No.9705438

>>9705425
But then the thing is, a person can be depressed for a very long time and possibly recover.
I think that so long as feasible, we should try to address it without medication. Especially with some of the shit they use to treat psychological disorders right now.

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 01:53:52 2017 No.9705461 [DELETED]

>>9703453
>persistence. Something overweight people, please don't take this personally, don't have.
Do you not see the problem with the things you re saying and where you are saying I mean you said yourself
>at the gym
>rare for them to even come back once (just rare)
>may come back for a few weeks

I'm going to college right now trying to get into engineering. Are you going to make a post about how peeved you get about STEM majors and how only a very minority of people graduate and conclude with a broad negative statement?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 01:54:41 2017 No.9705465 >>9705461 Moreover, are you going to make that negative statement at the college itself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 01:59:40 2017 No.9705477 >>9705461 >>9705465 >Say these things >Realize a few minutes after making these posts that I completely misread what I was responding to some how Fuck me.

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