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>finally manage to get a date with a chubby qt
>chubby so I know she likes to eat and cook
>met at her place before we went out for drinks
>asked me if I wanted something to eat first so we dont get too drunk
>ask for a peanut butter sandwich
>she grabs the peanut butter out of the FRIDGE
>makes me a sandwich
>peanut butter tasted like ice
>peanut butter wasnt spread properly on the bread since it was literally a chunk of frozen garbage
>pretend to get a call from work and that I have to go
>go to in and out,grab a burger and drive home

what kind of SAVAGE keeps peanut butter in the fridge?
really put me off I thought I could get a gf who liked going to restaurants with me but now im not so sure

what do i do /ck?

>> No.9686589

>peanut butter
fuggin muricans

>> No.9686608

>>9686535
What does ice taste like?

>> No.9686627

>doesn't eat peanut butter bars
nothing better than an ice cold peanut butter bar on a hot day.

>> No.9686632
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9686632

>>9686535
>chubby qt
haha anon has to settle for fat girls!

>> No.9687941

>>9686535
Ask why she keeps it in the fridge you autist

>> No.9688062

>>9686632
There are a number of people who find chubbies attractive. An additional benefit is they tend to have an inferiority complex and allow you to have your way.

>> No.9688089

>>9686632
>Anon has a personal preference for a female body type

Oh no, Lord forbid OP wants a girl with a body type that had a higher body fat percentage than that of a tweaker.

>> No.9688104

>>9688062
>>9688089
found the fat girls n ugly guys lmao

>> No.9688121

>>9686535
Date an Asian girl with just a tiny bit of extra weight on her. They have both a love of food and a pretty high regard for the quality of the calories that they eat; whereas if you go a bit higher, you'll just get fatties that want to snack on chips all day while drinking Cola. Thinner means they'll be anorexic vegans.

>> No.9688130

>>9686535
If it was natural peanut butter you need to store that shit in the fridge.

>> No.9688146

>>9688104
t. wishes he should be so lucky as to be able to talk to a non-relative female.

>> No.9688160

>being so on the "tism" you whine about peanut butter in the fridge

go buy yer own then you fucking phaggot
op put yer peanutbutter balls to the wall!

>> No.9688250

>>9688146
>i-i didnt settle for fatties u just cant appreciate a real woman!

>> No.9688312

>>9688250
>just cant appreciate a real woman!

Your 14 year old sister doesn't count, Cletus, except to Tyrone and Jamal when she leaves you alone in your single wide with a bowl of microwave popcorn for your singular pleasure that night.

>> No.9688339

>>9688312
Lmao ur mad because u only get gross fat girls while i get supreme pussy from all over campus

>> No.9688344

>>9686608
hard water

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9688372

>>9688339
BTFO

>> No.9688389

>>9686535
She should have applied that cold peanut butter to your rectum to ease your butthurt.
Chubby girls are usually kinky, don't blame the peanut butter for your 'tism flareup.

>> No.9688397

>>9688339
I GET SUPREME PUSSY FROM ALL OVER CAMPUS BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THAT I SPEND TIME ON /CK/ RIGHT NOW

>> No.9688405

>>9688339
spat out my drink
y is this funny at all

>> No.9688414

>>9686535
>chubby so I know she likes to eat and cook
FIRST FUCKING MISTAKE.
Fat people cook like SHIT.
t. fat kid with fat parents, fat aunts, and fat godparents

>> No.9688415

>>9688146
>lol virgin
Useless hole detected

>> No.9688427

>>9686535
You, anon, are an actual fucking retard. Take the sandwich, take a few bites and then say you're hungry for something else. Take her face in your hands gently but firmly and plant a kiss on her. As she melts into your touch, move your hand down her back and grab her ass and it's a done deal. unless you really hate her, then do like you did and go get a burger on false pretenses

>> No.9690555

>>9688397
I FUCK FAT GIRLS BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THAT I POST ON /CK/

>> No.9691165

>>9686535
being fat implies literally nothing about cooking skills in america

>> No.9691238

>date a thicc girl with big tits
>take her out to eat, because that's obviously what she wants to do for fun
>see her picking at her food
>"something wrong, m'lady?"
>"I don't like onions." She says
>without saying a word, I get up and leave the restaurant
>don't even pay the bill or tip the waitress
>never talk to that bitch again
if that fat bitch does not like onions then she doesn't deserve my dick.