/tbg/ Taco Bell General: Storytime Edition

[Anonymous No.9686185]

Fries coming in 2018 edition.
Anyone have any good Taco Bell stories lately? The one closest to me had someone buy $50 worth of food during peak rush hour on 4 different orders and someone started in line started to beat the shit out of her once she had been ordering for 10ish minutes. It was pretty funny since I was just leaving.

[saged No.9686189]

>/tbg/ Taco Bell General
Eviscerate yourself.

[Anonymous No.9686225]

>>9686189
You seem like a fun person

[Anonymous No.9686260]

> be stoner 2 years back with friend
> it’s around 1:30am and tb closes at 2:00am
> we got High in the parking lot and went into the drive thru
> we ordered food and ate it in the parking lot
> thinking wow these bean and cheese burritos taste really different.
> wow my apple soda tastes like Baja blast
> mfw they fucked with us by changing our entire order and not telling us.
> it was still pretty good
> I’m not even mad I’m impressed

[Anonymous No.9686297]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.9686640]

Bumperinoooo

[Anonymous No.9686724]

>taco bell after uni one day
>desperately need to shit
>go to bathroom
>stall n urinal
>stall has no fucking wall
>door still there
>guy shitting with exposed cubicle
>go to wendys next door

[Anonymous No.9686786]

>>9686724
Why didn't you just sit on his lap?

[Anonymous No.9686813]

>>9686260
kek

[Anonymous No.9686874]

Can anyone else explain to me how Taco Bell stays in business when they provide so much food and even a fucking drink in a $5 box?

Honestly, the $5 Cravings Deal is a real steal, with a crunchy taco, burrito supreme, nachos, AND a cheesy gordita crunch. Wrap that off with an ice cold Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

Why buy anything else?

[Anonymous No.9686893]

Not every topic needs an entire general, you stupid plebbitor

>>9686874
Tortillas are way way cheaper than buns and they don't have to provide a lot of meat in comparison to McDonalds or JBX or whoever, because burritos and shit are full of rice and bean filler.

[Anonymous No.9686896]

happened when I was a younger man.
>be 16 year old me
>eating at taco bell with my buddy
>old geezer yells at me because i threw out half of a taco
>" homeless people could eat that! "
>gramps is mad as fuck
>put my ass on the edge of his table
>rip the sickest, smelliest fart I have ever left
>" homeless people could eat that too bro"
>he starts screaming at me and I'm laughing so hard
>manager comes running out and listens to his story
>kicks me out
>haven't been back since

[Anonymous No.9686901]

>>9686874
Same as any other fast food restaurant. Low costs due to the use of shit-tier ingredients.

>>Why buy anything else?
Well, cooking from scratch I can get 4 full meals out of that $5.

[Anonymous No.9686930]

>>9686901
>Well, cooking from scratch I can get 4 full meals out of that $5.
yeah i down that soyboycumlent as well

[Anonymous No.9686996]

whats your favorite thing to get?
For me, it's the Doritos Locos Tacos with a Cool Ranch shell.

[Anonymous No.9687466]

Was inside waiting to order and this white bitch with a nasty coke nail was ordering two separate super complicated orders. Finally as it's my turn to order the woman cashier takes the lady's bag of food and goes to hand it to her. The white bitch yells "don't be touching my food with your nasty hands I don't know where they've been!" cashier just rolls her eyes and starts taking my order. Other guy behind the counter puts white bitchs order of cinn twists on the counter. Grabs a separate bag and starts to put it in, the lady screams "THAT TOUCHED THE COUNTER ITS CONTAMINATED GIVE ME A FRESH ONE". Cashier just remarks to do what she says so she can leave. Lady responds "EXCUSE ME? I DONT NEED ATTITUDE FROM THE 40 YR OLD WORKING AT TACO BELL". She finally got the rest of her order and after arguing about the correctness of it finally left on her shitty little moped. I'm glad I was there to watch all this shit go down but fuck I'm doing drive thru next time.

[Anonymous No.9687471]

>>9686996
I get that but substitute beef for their grilled chicken and change the cheese from shredded to nacho. It's pretty dank.

[Anonymous No.9687477]

>>9686896
I laughed. You should have just ran.
There's no effort made to try and "ban" people or keep them from coming back, you'd have to have pictures on a wall or try and get new hires to memorize the ban list. WAY too much effort for a fucking Tbell.

[Anonymous No.9687505]

>>9687477
>Thinking that actually happened

>>9686996
5 layer meal deal (5 layer burrito, med drink, bag of doritos) and a loaded chipotle griller. Comes out to $5 almost even.

[Anonymous No.9687522]

>>9687466
>just another day in the land of freedom.

Welcome to living in the asshole of satan.

[Anonymous No.9687640]

>go to taco bell, just opened in uk
>the lads go for a tb stoned as fuck
>big bell box
>crunchy beef taco, pork burrito, fries, cinnamon churros with chocolate dipping sauce, tango orange for drink, £6
>fucking beautiful, i am in awe at the art of tb
>everyone gets food poisoning
>still go every week

[Anonymous No.9688081]

>>9687640
Why did you all get food poisoning?

[Anonymous No.9688112]

>>9686185
Not taco Bell but
>In bus coming home with friend
>Fat ugly disgusting nigger completely inlept and smelling like shit sitting near us
>Was talking on his phone, saying he was going to work, that the supervisor is a retard and he gets away with anything and costumers have no idea because they can't see him
>He gets off at the same stop as we do
>Walks straight into the McDonald's that's 4 blocks from home
>The one I go to
>Motherfucker worked there

[Anonymous No.9688200]

>>9686896
I hope you die soon

[Anonymous No.9688236]

>>9686724
What the fuck, is there some kind of law that Taco Bell has to be next door to Wendy's? I see it all the time

[Anonymous No.9688245]

>>9686185
>fries supreme

only item I EVER order

[Anonymous No.9688262]

>>9686185
>Fries coming in 2018
Whoopty friggin do.
Why don't they stop fucking around with fried crap and bring back the damn volcano menu already!

[Anonymous No.9688307]

>>9688262
taco bell doesnt have fries?

[Anonymous No.9688326]

You almost got me to buy taco bell with this thread. almost.

[Anonymous No.9688337]

>>9688307
not in the states

[Anonymous No.9688341]

>>9688262
Please don't remind me about the volcano menu. I went out of the country for three months, attempted to order the volcano burrito, and instead get stared at like I was a complete retard. I even keep attempting to order a side of the sauce to dip other burritos in.

[Anonymous No.9688360]

>>9686874
Cheap, low quality ingredients. Tortillas are dirt cheap to mass produce, beef is literally 49% filler, lettuce and tomatoes cost almost nothing, and etcetera.

[Anonymous No.9688363]

>>9688337
damn that sucks.

Seems like such a simple thing not to have, even for a "mexican" restaurant

Hopefully they give you guys fries supreme when they come.

[Anonymous No.9688511]

>>9686185
>"Hay, would you like some free stuff? The guy in front of you drove off without paying and I don't wanna just throw this away."

That was a good day. I was dirt fucking poor and now I was rocking an extra bag of food.

[Anonymous No.9688680]

>>9686260
m8 it sounds like you got someone elses order and were too high to tell the difference

[Anonymous No.9688694]

>>9686996
3 of the $1 fritos burritos and a side of chipotle sauce. Get drunk/high beforehand and its perfect.

[Anonymous No.9688832]

why do their soda fountain areas always look like someone threw a full cup at it and ran out the door?

[Anonymous No.9688873]

>go to taco bell and order food
>sit and eat while looking at phone
>realize every other table is also white men staring at their phones eating alone
>one by one, lone white men come in to order, eat while staring at their phones, then leave
>realize im part of a depressive movement of single white men who eat taco bell alone
>this is also just their main demographic
>food was good so existential dread of dying alone fades a little
>pocket a hundred fire sauce packets and leave

[Anonymous No.9688935]

>>9686874
Soda is dirt cheap dumbass

[Anonymous No.9688952]

>>9688873
>existential dread
I'm sorry to hear you also suffer from the existential dread. You are not alone, but you will die alone, like everyone else. It's part of the human experience bro. Just try not to think about it too often, don't dwell on it. And when you realize the void is calling, and you aren't enough - just go buy some more taco bell. Take a big bite, and swallow it down with the existential dread. It's what I do. So far so good.

[Anonymous No.9688968]

>>9686874
The only thing that's really costing them any money in that box is the burrito supreme and the gordita crunch.
They could practically give away free soft drinks and crunchy tacos and still make a profit.

[Anonymous No.9688977]

>>9688873
A crunchwrap a day keeps the existential dread away!

[Anonymous No.9689021]

>go to taco bell and order cinnabon delights
>finally eating them
>they're spicy as fuck for some reason
> get acid reflux
>still eat them

[Anonymous No.9689061]

>tfw no taco bells in germany because some old fart in the 90s already had the trademark on tacobell and wouldnt budge so they were banned from entering the market
>old fart dies in 2000
>family decides to sell rights
>under condition that taco bell opens only on US military bases since they are considered US soil
>contract made for 10 years
>they prolonged it for another 20

Just fucking end me

[Anonymous No.9689078]

>12 years old
>lands quarter on free burrito
>Feel like I won a million bucks

[Anonymous No.9689117]

>>9686996
Usually I'll get a meal deal B (Drink, doritos, and a double decker taco) and an extra doubledecker taco.

I just take the chips home for my girlfriend to snack on or I give them away at work.

[Anonymous No.9689126]

>>9687466
You should have done something

[Anonymous No.9689671]

>Meximelt is nowhere on the menu
>They still have it in the system
I could live on nothing but meximelts.

[Anonymous No.9689690]

>>9688245
I didn't realize that this would look
F U C K I N G D E L I C I O U S

[Anonymous No.9689734]

>>9689021
If it was during the time that they had the naked chicken chalupas, that's probably why. They sell like crazy and the shells are a little spicy so it contaminates the oil with spiciness pretty quickly, even though the oil is changed regularly. P unfortunate oversight.

[Anonymous No.9689744]

>>9689734
God I loved those things. They need to be as permanent as the dorito tacos.

[Anonymous No.9689771]

>>9689078
>they took them out because people would come in with a stack of coins and just play the spinner until they got something for free

[Anonymous No.9689804]

wont go back to taco bell until baja sauce comes back

[Anonymous No.9689826]

>>9687522

[Anonymous No.9689885]

>>9686996
Before I got Crohn's disease I liked the Chalupa meal with no tomatoes but something about that shell really fucks with my stomach now so I always have to stick with the soft shell tacos and other items. I'll usually get either a 3 soft taco supreme meal with no tomatoes or a 3 soft tacos meal + 1 beef quesarito. Those beefy potatoritos were the shit, I'm so mad they got rid of them.

[Anonymous No.9689914]

>Get some TB with my qt a while back
>Get to the last window of the drive thru
>Chill looking black kid working the register
>"Would you like any sauce with that?"
>"Yeah Fire and Mild please."
>"How about Salsa or Verde?"
>"Lol nah those suck"
>Bangs his little counter in anger
>"EVERY DAY it's just Mild Fire Mild Fire never anything else..."
>Closes window
>Me and my gf just stare at each other with our jaws on the floor and start cracking up
>Opens the window again with a big shit eating grin on his face
>"Alright have a good day guys!" he says as he hands me this bag.

I have photographic proof ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.9689924]

>>9689771
mine still has it in there on the counter to use

[Anonymous No.9689925]

>>9689914
>letting your bitch drive you around
It's only a matter of time before she makes you record her fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.9689935]

>>9688081
a couple of my mates didn't wash their hands after fingering our assholes and were the ones to hand out the food.

[Anonymous No.9689936]

>>9689925
I'm American that's a shot of my girlfriend in the passenger seat (right side).

[Anonymous No.9689940]

>>9688081
weak soyboy stomachs

[Anonymous No.9689948]

>>9689914
you should have got that dumb nigger fired

[Anonymous No.9689959]

>>9689948
It was a hilarious joke, you can even see there's Fire and Mild but he threw in like 10 packets each of the Verde and whatever else as a joke. He wasn't a nigger either he was just black.

[Anonymous No.9689981]

When's a new meme box
fuck this crispy chicken

[Anonymous No.9690148]

>>9688200
It's okay, pops. You'll die before him and you won't have to worry anymore.
I want baby boomers off this site.

[Anonymous No.9690582]

>>9689671
My man

[Anonymous No.9690612]

>>9689981
This has been the worst box they've put out in a long fucking time

[Anonymous No.9690614]

>>9686185
What's the most food I can get here for the cheapest amount of money that isn't the cravings deal or box-of-the-month?

[Anonymous No.9690663]

>>9686185
>General

[Anonymous No.9690686]

>>9690614
880 calories for $2.12 with 2 Beefy Fritos Burritos, the only thing to get when you're broke.

[Anonymous No.9690941]

>>9688873
are you me?

[Anonymous No.9690942]

Anyone use their app to order? Bo matter what they always fuck it up. Only reason i dont go there anymore. Plus their plain tacos suck ass

[Anonymous No.9690953]

>>9686874
ironic shilling is still shilling. also soda costs less than pennies. ALSO young/underage anon detected. taco bell portions have shrunk drastically over the past 20 years.

[Anonymous No.9691043]

>>9689925
>not utilizing your wife/gf as a designated driver so you are always free to get as fucked up as you’d like
Check out King Cuck the stupid fuck over here.

[Anonymous No.9691059]

>>9686896
Fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.9691091]

>>9686185
>Homeless guy walks in
>Goes over to the sauces and napkins table that's near the entrance
>Picks up everything by the plastic containers and runs the fuck out of the place
This happened like every other week until Taco Bell moved the table next to the register, nobody knows what he even does with all that sauce and napkins.

[Anonymous No.9691112]

>>9686996
Gotta be Baja Blast, it's the only thing people should really get when they go to taco bell. At least, when the soda fountain isn't just churning out a shitload of seltzer only because it's only good if you're getting the full amount of flavoring.

[Anonymous No.9691276]

>>9691091
Gee I fucking wonder. Let me spend two brain cells and think about it: maybe use the napkins to clean up or protect his hands, and use the sauce to flavor his foods?
Fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.9691311]

>>9691276
Jokes on you, he's actually an abstract artist down on his luck.

[Anonymous No.9691317]

>>9688873

> not just eating in your car

[Anonymous No.9691532]

>>9691091
my local taco bell regularly leaves the boxes they stock those up with unattended on the pickup counter. those boxes are surprisingly gigantic too. easily thousands of sauce packets per box. clearly taco bells blow through a lot of sauce packets.
said homeless guy would be going ham in my city.

[Anonymous No.9691691]

>got rid of the doubledilla

They do that every time they manage to make something edible.

[Anonymous No.9691782]

>>9691691
They really got rid of the doubledilla? I didn't know that. I used to get it a decent amount about a year and a half ago. My biggest gripe was them getting rid of the potatorito. That was their best $1 item.

[Anonymous No.9691813]

>>9688245
WTF. I didn't know they sold fries at Taco Bell.

Video related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2578POpB5tY

[Anonymous No.9691961]

>>9691311
Oh shit. I didn't consider that. He's tagging buildings with ketchup and spicy sauce.

[Anonymous No.9692960]

>>9691813
TB in Canada has fries, dunno about anywhere else. We still get the spicy chicken burrito here too but the rest of the menu is lacking and everything is overpriced as usual.

[Anonymous No.9693022]

>>9688081
not enough kebab

[Anonymous No.9693027]

>>9686874
Jack in the box $5 crave meals are so much better and have more food imo

[Anonymous No.9693038]

>>9693027
>Jack in the Box
>food
no

[Anonymous No.9693042]

The quesarito with potatoes and fire sauce is literally god-tier.

[Anonymous No.9693067]

>>9693038
>>9693027
Shit meant Hardee’s

[Anonymous No.9693186]

>>9690953
Soft tacos were like 50 cents 15 years ago

[Anonymous No.9693221]

>>9689924
Depends on your local franchisee, I guess. One company runs all the TBs in my state and they took them all out about 5 years ago.

[Anonymous No.9693230]

>>9693027
Jack in the box munchies meals though.

[Anonymous No.9693263]

Where are we on Diablo sauce?

[Anonymous No.9693277]

>mfw there's a tranny that works the drive thru at my taco bell and he almost passes.

[Anonymous No.9693295]

>>9693263
I liked it the first time I tried it, but it seems like they quickly changed the formula and now it tastes off to me
went back to fire

[Anonymous No.9693349]

>>9686185
I went today and got a chicken burrito and a beefy crunch burrito. I asked for fire sauce and got one fire pack and one mild pack


Fucking animals

[Anonymous No.9693379]

>>9689061
Are there no fast food taco places in Germany? I'm sure there's some other joint that's just as shit as taco Bell

[Anonymous No.9693380]

>>9693263
good spice but doesn't taste as good as fire

now if they just took fire and added more capsaicin it would be the best

[Anonymous No.9693386]

if we really do get fries they better make a cheap ripoff California burrito

that would be my go-to if it was <$2

[Anonymous No.9693391]

Beefy fritos burrito
I am so glad it doesn't have beans, and it's only a dollar to boot.

[Anonymous No.9693410]

>>9693386
Go to del taco for that.

[Anonymous No.9693468]

>people actually order meximelts
Just order a mini beef quesadilla with no sauce, pico instead.

[Anonymous No.9693469]

i enjoyed this thread so much i walked to taco bell and got a beefy 5 layer burrito and cheesy potato griller

>satisfied

[Anonymous No.9693576]

>>9689925
Those legs look like they belong on a female(male)

[Anonymous No.9693596]

>one day order freeze at taco bell
>10 minutes pass
>never got it
>wasted money
never going back there

[Anonymous No.9693692]

>>9693379
Taco Fuhrer

[Anonymous No.9693706]

>>9686189
Spoken like real ladies' man BD

[Anonymous No.9693718]

>>9690953
>taco bell portions have shrunk drastically over the past 20 years
Are you sure you haven't just turned into a gigantic fat fuck, and food seems smaller?

[Anonymous No.9693745]

>>9688873
Fear not anon. For we are actually part of the same quantum consciousness. Separate individual identities is a mere illusion, created by distinct visual and auditory senses. When you pass away you don't disappear, instead you return to source.

In the meantime, try volunteering in a soup kitchen or something.

[Anonymous No.9694241]

>>9691691
According to reviewbrah wasn't that shit trash? Anyone the potatoritos they just got rid of were great too.
>Potatoritos gone from the Bell
>Mac n Cheetos gone from the King
Why live?

[Anonymous No.9694481]

>>9688236
Lmao I noticed that. Must be same owners. Same as kfc and taco time.

[Anonymous No.9694542]

>>9693263
flavor is just ok, but it's actually decently spicy unlike nearly everything "hot" in mass market fast food

[Anonymous No.9694594]

>>9686189
Announcing sage isn't allowed dumbass

[chop No.9694740]

>>9694594
Backseat moderating isn't either, fagboi

[Anonymous No.9694774]

>>9694740
Filtered

[Anonymous No.9696077]

>>9689078

I have developed a techinque for this. It works best with a dime because quarters are too big to manipulate.
Very carefully drop a dime thru the second slot straight down onto the third ledge from the bottom (second orange ledge).
Gently but firmly mash the center post back in the housing so that the dime travels towards the center post.
When the dime is right next to the center post, rotate in small jerking motions to get the dime out onto the small center ledge part until it is positioned right above the next ledge down.
Gently mash the center post towards you to get the dime to fall onto the next ledge.
Repeat this process for the final ledge.
Dimes are the only ones small enough to actually stay on the small center ledges, which is why quarters don't work.
I almost always get it within one dime, rarely have to try two dimes. The most dangerous part is the initial drop and during the drop to the next ledge. Slowly but surely.

[Anonymous No.9696382]

>>9686996
Any of these orders:
-Chicken quesarito, beef quesarito
-Crunchwrap combo, add spicy ranch + jalapenos
-Habanero quesarito (RIP)
-Spicy triple double crunchwrap (RIP)

[Anonymous No.9696515]

>>9688363
>>9688337
Did TB at one point serve fries in the US? I have vague memories of getting the supreme fries as a kid with my sisters but I obviously could be mistaken

[Anonymous No.9696657]

>work at theatres
>taco bell in lot right next to it
>head over for lunch on break
>It's like 7:30 on a friday so there are highschoolers hanging around
>grab a 5$ meal and eat up because the only other thing I had that day was a sandwich
>hear snickering from a table behind me
>"ha ha look at this dude"
>think they're talking about someone else
>get up and throw out trash
>about to leave through door
>"lmao look he's got a towel and everything"
>just now realize a table full of highschoolers has been shit-talking me and watching me eat this whole time for some reason
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9696686]

>>9686185
> 1:30am
> huge party going on
> half people drunk, half sleeping on the floor
> crave taco Bell
> go to drive thru
> "70 tacos please, half soft half hard"
> *30 second pause*
> "Are you fucking serious right now?"
> "Yeah, 70 tacos, I'll wait"
> After a few minutes the worker walks out with bags of tacos
> After getting home, they get killed in a matter of seconds
> Most money I've spent at fucking Taco Bell

[Anonymous No.9696722]

Why does everyone shit on Taco Bell? The one in my town is unironically some of the best fast food around. It's always hot and tastes fresh (not fresh as in picked-from-the-garden, but fresh as in just-off-the-burner). Really nice.

[Anonymous No.9696723]

Most patrician item on the menu along with the Mexican pizza.

[Anonymous No.9696751]

>>9689078
>>9696077
I win almost every time I do this shit. Just drop your coin directly onto the second to last ledge and twist the thing to drop it onto the last ledge. I got two coins on there at once one time, after bragging to my friends about it.
The only problem is that
1. Not every taco Bell has them and,
2. If you're the only one in there the cashier will probably be waiting for you to do this, which is added pressure.
Really though, you're only saving what, 75¢? even if you get it on your first try. It might be good if you're extremely poor though, cause it's very doable.

[Anonymous No.9696791]

>>9696723
i always got the 1/2lb cheesy potato burrito but i swear they used to be a lot bigger than they are now

[Anonymous No.9696797]

>>9696791
I bring a scale and weight it to make sure

[Anonymous No.9696813]

>Work at Taco Bell
>Get no comps
life is suffering

[Anonymous No.9697312]

>>9688511
I know this feeling too. Couldn't help crying a little on my way home. Was Wendy's though.

[Anonymous No.9697382]

>>9693349
This happened to me exactly one time at the taco Bell here. Was in the drive through, told the girl I wanted a lot of fire sauce, received two packs. Held the bag up to the window and asked for more, she said there was a limit per customer, I said thanks and drove around to park my car. I went in and got the girl's attention, which got everyone's attention, then emptied every sauce pack, even the shitty green ones, from the condiment stand into my bag, put the trays back and walked out. By the time I went back there was an entire new crew, but now I always get a lot of fire sauce.

[Anonymous No.9698443]

>>9688680
Could be

[Anonymous No.9699781]

Can't believe how lame these taco bell employees are, I used to work the overnight drive thru and would give out bags full of sauce if you asked for alot, free drinks to anyone who seemed cool and if you shared your weed/alcohol that half you fuckers had at 2am at a tbell then free food as well
>Yes I did get fired but it was a hell of a 6 month run if anyone wants stories

[Anonymous No.9700353]

>>9697382

[Anonymous No.9700426]

>>9696657
whyd you have a towel

[Anonymous No.9700459]

>>9686896
kek

[Anonymous No.9700480]

>>9699781
If you managed to get fired from a TB you're basically bottom of the fucking barrel.
We had someone with literal brain damage taking orders and we weren't able to get rid of him until some drunk guy came up to the window raving about the "fucking retard" we had on headset and the kid starts shouting back at him.
>muh turnover goals

[Anonymous No.9700489]

>>9686185
JUST GIVE ME A MONSTER ENERGY BEEF TACO, TACOBELL.

[Anonymous No.9700499]

>>9689948
What the fuck man, people are people

[Anonymous No.9700581]

>eat taco bell regularly growing up
>have dual citizenship in Canada so I moved here for a couple years
>get taco bell
>burrito is almost all tortilla with a paste of meat and beans. That's all
>fries as a side instead of crunchy/soft taco
>no lemonade
>try multiple tbs in different areas and even outside my city
>all of them are like this

What the fuck is wrong with Canadian taco bells? They didn't even taste seasoned. I haven't been to a taco bell in 2 years because of this shit. It used to be a regular part of my life.

[Anonymous No.9700593]

>>9696686
I did that at McDs once with the dollar menu burgers. I ordered 100 but after 60 I said that was probably enough.
I was sent out to get pizza.

[Anonymous No.9700623]

>>9696686
In Alaska you'll get people buying $100+ of food because they're taking it somewhere only accessible by plane and reselling it

[Anonymous No.9700637]

>>9700489
Do you know who tacobell is? They will find a way to do it johnny

[Anonymous No.9700638]

>>9697382
laughed hard irl
I was told, you know, give the customer what they want, but you gotta ask first.
One time this car of teenagers asks for "the weight of a small child" in sauce.
I delivered.

[Anonymous No.9700991]

>>9686185
Once asked for Diablo sauce and got home and there were Welch's grape jelly packets in the bag

[Anonymous No.9701015]

>>9700489
I wouldn't be shocked to see a monster energy shell or something

[Anonymous No.9701094]

>>9700638
Something similar. Told the chick at the window I don’t know what level of sauce you have to give someone to be fired, but just below that. She chortled, repeated my line to her bellpatriots, and then proceeded to deliver a metric fuckton of sauce. even got her number and we hooked up a couple weeks later. That last part was fiction

[Anonymous No.9701099]

>>9701094
How much sauce was it? 30 packs? More ?

[Anonymous No.9701119]

>>9701099
Ehh I didn’t like count the shit but probably close to 50. Certainly the most I’ve ever been given since way back when they used to load you up no matter what you ordered. Guess someone crunched the numbers and realized they were hemorrhaging money from the damn sauce packets. I’m always super nice and respectful so usually when I ask for a lot of mild they do me a solid. Now I don’t eat bell or even fast food often anymore but I swear atleast half the time they fuck up my taco supreme. pay extra for the tomato/sour and then get home and find out it’s just a regular taco. I digress

[Anonymous No.9702504]

>>9696751

Over breaks I'll go to TB with friends 3-5 times a week. That extra taco can add up and is always nice to have

[Anonymous No.9703997]

>>9696657
>giving a shit what high schoolers think
gay

also,
>having a towel in public
gayer

[Anonymous No.9704014]

>>9686996
$5 meme box
if I'm feeling spendy, I get 2 chalupas and a doritos taco

[Anonymous No.9704020]

>Taco Bell closes at 2:00 am
>show up at 1:50 am
>order 24 soft tacos
>sit there for 30 minutes
>lady behind me gets pissed and drives off

[Anonymous No.9704021]

got my girl coming over and shes going to sit on my face
what do i get her from /tb/ so i get the best pungent smell from her braapcavern?

[Anonymous No.9704044]

>>9688511
>put on fake Hispanic accent
>order food
>back up
>place another order using regular voice
>drive up and tell window the beaner drove off
>get the first order for free

Profit

[Anonymous No.9704121]

>order double crunchwrap thing and replace the beef with chicken and add potatoes
>pull up to get food
>non cashier employee comes to the window and yells at me and friend for adding too much stuff to crunchwrap
>complain to taco bell and get free food coupons and havent seen her since

[Anonymous No.9705674]

>order a crispy chicken quesadilla box
>Annoying stoner highschool kids are being extra fucking loud and bothering people.
>Began to scream that they didndu nuffin.
>Mfw

[Anonymous No.9705951]

>>9704121
But the app let's you change out fucking everything in anything

Bitch be stupid

[Anonymous No.9705985]

>>9704021
cheesy bean and rice burritos with 2-3 diablo sauce packets per burrito
as many as she can eat

[Anonymous No.9706340]

WHERE IS THE NEW ITEM?
MEME CHICKEN NEEDS TO DIE
CHICKSTAR WASN'T GOOD
NOBODY GOES TO /tb/ FOR CHICKEN

[Anonymous No.9706371]

>>9688873
>Existential dread
>Implying existence

[Anonymous No.9706438]

>>9688081
Because they all ate there anon

[Anonymous No.9706442]

>>9688360
>beef is literally 49% filler
Literally fake news, how retarded do you have to be?

[Anonymous No.9706599]

>always get mini quesadillas
>sometimes I get the one kid who legit makes these things 1/3lbs each
>can always tell right when they hand me the bag because it's absurdly fucking heavy
>$1
I almost want to ask which employee made them and what their schedule is, but that would be fucking creepy

[Anonymous No.9706648]

>>9689981
>>9690612
Fuck you cunts they have NO $5 boxes now. Happy?

Fuck taco bell until they get a new 5$ box

[Anonymous No.9706718]

>>9696657
Highschoolers have always been, and always will be, ginormous faggots

[Anonymous No.9706722]

>>9700593
>I did that at McDs once with the dollar menu burgers. I ordered 100.
>I was sent out to get pizza.
Absolute madman

[Anonymous No.9706734]

>every single item in my state is marked up (except dollar menu)
Fucking fuck

[Anonymous No.9706983]

>>9706734
It all taste the same. Just order the dollar menu.

[Anonymous No.9707094]

>>9696723
But anon, that's not on the menu anymore. And the custom order thingy doesn't show bacon as an option

[Anonymous No.9707219]

>>9689771
i mean, that's a drain on profits how?

[Anonymous No.9707272]

>>9694241
>eating mac n cheetos willingly

the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.9707285]

>>9700480
Fired for drinking/smoking weed on the job, a tradition the whole night crew was a part of.
>working a better job within a week
>still in college
>all that free taco bell
>who's the retard here?

[Anonymous No.9707356]

>>9688873
>not just drive thruing and taking it home

[Anonymous No.9707372]

>>9688112
>>>/pol/

But yeah mcdonalds is a hot pile of shit fuckin lave-hot coffee and watery oatmeal how do yuo fuck up oatmeal goddamn

[Anonymous No.9707420]

>>9686874
"mexican" food is based on cheaper ingredients than burger places are. Burger places serve 2 main things: patty quality beef and white meat chicken. Taco Bell focuses on 2 different things: very low grade beef (you literally can't buy taco bell grade beef at the grocery store) and pinto beans. Both of which are pretty cheap.

[Anonymous No.9707450]

>>9688112
McD's employees are always black except the managers. The key to a good McD's is a shift manager that knows how to crack the whip and yell at people. A good McD's does not have a laid-back atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.9707455]

>>9688873
I actually stopped eating in at fast food places for that very reason lmao. I know I'm a miserable piece of shit but that doesn't mean I want to be seen with the other miserable pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.9707465]

>>9693186
Bean burritos were $0.75 when I was a tween, so like 2005-ish. I could literally eat at Taco Bell with change I found in the couch back then.

[Anonymous No.9707548]

Taco Bell isn't even fucking cheap anymore if you want to get filled up with decent stuff when you go there you have to spend like 12 or $13

[Anonymous No.9707656]

>>9689948
People like you are why nigs exist

[Anonymous No.9707692]

>>9707548
What?
$5 buys me a fucking bucket full of food

[Anonymous No.9707698]

>>9707548
How much do you weigh?

[Anonymous No.9707730]

>>9690612
it's really shitty, also looking forward to a new box. maybe the nacho chicken tenders again.

[Anonymous No.9707756]

>>9707730
getting that and the cravings deal was a godsend

TWO CUPS OF NACHO

[Anonymous No.9707759]

>>9707698
170

[Anonymous No.9707769]

>>9707759
Kilos? I weigh 150lbs and the cravigns deal keeps me full

[Anonymous No.9707802]

>>9707769
170 Lbs. At 5"11

[Anonymous No.9707825]

>>9707802
ah, that explains it then

get back to eating, skeleton man

[Anonymous No.9707874]

>>9686874
I see Taco Bells cybernetic advertisment division has learned to start posting anime girls with their posts on 4chan here

Are you an AI?

[Anonymous No.9707882]

>>9707825
What? That's not skelly

[Anonymous No.9707907]

>>9689061
I think that's the least of your problems in Germany, faggot

[Anonymous No.9707933]

>>9693067
>>9693027
why do all the fast food restaurants put cookies into their $5 box? The last thing I want is some shitty supermarket cookie

[Anonymous No.9707965]

>>9707933
It's a cheap way for them to add one extra thing to the box and still call it 5 for 5 or whatever

[Anonymous No.9707966]

>>9707933
Because it tastes better when the burger smell permeates the cookie

[Anonymous No.9707978]

>>9707965
Yeah true, but I'd rather have a second biscuit or extra fries or something.

[Anonymous No.9707992]

>>9707978
Exactly it's just a ploy for you to buy one more thing

[Anonymous No.9708249]

>>9691091
Struggle Soup

[Anonymous No.9708262]

>>9688873
This happened to me at Del Taco. It was the most depressing meal I've ever had

[Anonymous No.9708756]

yo is these new chicken roll things good or what? They're a whole fucking dollar each

[Anonymous No.9708861]

>>9686185
Went with my friend's family to TB back in high school. I stole his kid sister's taco and she kicked me really hard in the nuts. The employees saw us and let us have three burned pizzas.

A few years later, his sister went back to that TB and pissed herself on the playplace.

[Anonymous No.9708883]

>>9708756
I haven't been a fan of any of the new fried chicken stuff they've put out recently.
BRING BACK THE VOLCANO MENU ALREADY!

[Anonymous No.9708904]

>be 17-18
>just moved out of home into appartment with my best friend
>have awesome girlfriend
>roommate is dating her older sister
>best fucking time of my life, it's all downhill from here folks
>older sis lets me borrow her car to take gf home from time to time
>don't even have driver's license
>drop her off and decide to swing thru Taco Bell
>order, pay, at second window waiting on food
>sudden urge to pee
>HUGE fucking urge, wtf? Not even really drunk or high or other
>okay this is serious
>decide anyway to wait til I get my food because I underestimate the situation
>pressure is getting more intense
>I stand up in my seat
>fuck I can't stop it!!!!
>noooooooo!!!!!
>piss myself slightly
>first and only time ever in my life
>in someone else's car
>cloth seats
>never said a word to anyone until this post
>this was 2005

I would give anything to go back to that moment

[Anonymous No.9708908]

>>9708861
Like 5 years ago we used to have POS software that included the menu options for combination Pizza Hurt/Taco Bell locations.
Somebody came through and asked for cheese pizza as a joke.. someone dumb hit the cheese pizza button on the POS.. threw the entire kitchen into a brief panic. It was great.

[Anonymous No.9709032]

>>9689959
>he wasn't a nigger was just black
Literally the same.

[Anonymous No.9709079]

what do I get if It's my first time getting Taco Bell?

[Anonymous No.9709096]

>>9709079
Combo Burrito
Fire Taco
Steak Chalupa

Really doesn't matter, it's all the same shit

[Anonymous No.9709120]

>>9707548
If you eat 12 dollars of taco bell yourself you can't weigh less than 400 pounds

[Anonymous No.9709123]

>>9709120
See
>>9707802

[Anonymous No.9709133]

>>9709096
Is the after shits as bad as they say it is?

[Anonymous No.9709151]

>the taco bell general is going to be a sipboys paced thread
>faster than everything else besides webms
I don't know what I expected anyway. I'll be ok with McDonald's vs Taco Bell wars if we're going to do that.

[Anonymous No.9709184]

>>9709096
No man that's a bullshit myth. Do you eat "spicy" foods from any other restaurant? If the answer is yes then you'll surely understand that everything they serve is mild as fuck.

I think the Fire sauce comes in at a whopping 500 scoville units. Tabasco is 2500 for reference

[Anonymous No.9709202]

>>9709133
Whoops see >>9709184

[Anonymous No.9709231]

>>9709120
I sometimes eat $14-ish dollars worth, only 115lbs

[Anonymous No.9709337]

>be finland
>walking to grab lunch with coworkers
>always go to this place that serves a family size pizza and a liter of beer for about 9 dollars
>apparently taco bell came to city
>of all the choices people lining up for this shit
>for several fucking hours
>everyone praise some taco which has oats as the filling
>shit doesnt even have meat

[Anonymous No.9709466]

>>9689925
The absolute state of Europoor education. Everything is different here in America because we're do embarrassed of you.

[Anonymous No.9709528]

The potato tacos are incredibly delicious and cheap.

[Anonymous No.9709535]

>>9709337
It depresses me that such a historic and beautiful building is used to house a fast food joint.

[Anonymous No.9709614]

>>9709528
The spicy soft potato tacos are the bestest $ menu item.

[Anonymous No.9709700]

>durr taco bell beef is 50% filler
Go in and ask to see the boxes the beef comes in. I fucking dare you.
The ingredient list reads BEEF, WATER, SPICES.
>lol they just lie about it
You know absolutely fucking nothing.
It might be grade D cow balls, but it's still beef and not soy or oats or any of that shit.

[Anonymous No.9709794]

>>9709700
Cows dont have balls so you know its good

[Anonymous No.9709947]

How are the taco bells in the UK? First one opening up in our city pretty soon and I'm curious about it

Sounds like stoner food

[Anonymous No.9710049]

>>9708861
Did you spank her?

[Anonymous No.9710058]

>>9686874
Filler items, charging 2 dollars for a small soda out of a combo, lowest quality ingredients, pretty much own the late night scene

[Anonymous No.9710072]

twitchDOTtv [slash] videos [slash] 201981413

>bought taco bell
>finally kill KJ

[Anonymous No.9710079]

>>9686185
Order something not in a combo and get assraped by costs
>bean burrito: 1.39
>beefy 5 layer: 1.89
>soft taco: 1.29
>large soda: almost 3 fucking dollars

If you order anything not a combo you're paying a fuckload for some really awful shit

[Anonymous No.9710126]

>>9710079
A majority of taco bell combos aren't even worth it. The limited time 5$ boxes are usually great, but the others are usually shit. You're typically better of buying your soda in bulk elsewhere and ordering piecemeal with no drink.

[Anonymous No.9710364]

>>9707882
I bet you also think you're not a manlet, don't you?

[Anonymous No.9710368]

People who do this need to learn that fast food restaurants aren't there to provide catering. Unless they welcome that and they call ahead to the manager.

I saw this happen at a Subway one time. Some business lady was trying to feed a group of about ten people who looked like they were from out of town. God knows what they were doing. Anyway she thinks it's okay to show up at lunch and give them a list of 12 different sandwiches to make and then has the gall to complain about how long it was taking.

This brings me to drive-thru people. If your order has more than two meals in it, then park your car and walk your fat lazy fuck ass inside and belly up to the counter. Then you wait. Drive thru is for quick orders, not for you to order 5 custom hamburger meals for your family while you sit in your Dodge Caravan laughing at all the stupid people who bothered to get out of their car and place their to-go orders inside.

[Anonymous No.9710369]

>>9688680

That's exactly what happened to him. It's hilarious that he didn't realize that.

Duuude they were fukkin with us! lol

[Anonymous No.9710376]

>>9686874

Never buy drinks at fast food restaurants if you're trying to get the best bang for your buck. They sell you about 5 cents worth of soda mix, water, ice and a cardboard cup for $1.99.

If nobody ever bought drinks from Taco Bell they probably couldn't make money.

[Anonymous No.9710380]

>>9686893
>rice and bean filler

Yeah man this pisses me off. Happens at Taco Cabana too. Make you think you're getting a huge burrito but it's ALL RICE.

I don't even mind paying for the full burrito I just tell them look go easy on the rice, I get that you do that to make it look like you're giving people a giant fest for $3.99

Anyway that's why you go to La Michoacana #8 or whatever, the hole in the wall Mexican restaurant that's renting the old Pizza Hut building, the holes in the wall that stuff their burritos with actual meat and cheese not just lettuce and rice and beans

[Anonymous No.9710387]

>>9687466

You should feel bad about drive-thru if you're able-bodied and healthy. Never use drive-thru unless you are sick, disabled or you're just ordering like one taco.

Drive-thrus are bad and you should feel bad for using them. There should be a convenience fee for drive-thru customers.

[Anonymous No.9710390]

>>9688236
>>9694481

Taco Bell is Yum! just like KFC is, and Wendy's is not so it's just a coincidence I guess

Don't know what Taco Time is

[Anonymous No.9710525]

>>9708861
Your Taco Bell has a play place??

[Anonymous No.9710850]

>Fries coming in 2018
>Fries
>Lies

[Anonymous No.9711018]

>>9687477

You underestimate how cheap it is to put in a camera and a facial recognition algorithm by the door.

[Anonymous No.9711045]

>>9708861
Ouch. Were your nuts okay?

[Anonymous No.9711445]

>>9706599
>buy mini chicken quesidilla
>open it up
>literally like 1 tablespoon of chicken, a small handful of cheese and a squirt of that good ass sauce, idk what it is
>open second one
>LOADED DOWN, to the point that it''s physically hard to eat without making a mess
>neither of them were toasted

Fuckin' Taco Bell. Every time is an adventure

[Anonymous No.9711473]

>>9710079
Get a small cup """""for water""""" and fill it with soda, they don't care.

[Anonymous No.9711475]

>>9688236
My dad knows a guy who works in Wendy's corporate offices. He says that Wendy's always puts their restaurants next to other fast food so they can avoid doing all the expensive market/demographic research that goes into picking a new location. If it's good enough for the other guys, it's good enough for Wendy's.

[Anonymous No.9711480]

>>9709794
Cows have balls. Bulls have balls, but heifers don't. The name of the animal is "cow". Boys are Bulls, girls are heifers. Believe me, I know my shit, I was raised on a cow farm

[Anonymous No.9711496]

>>9686185
>General

[Anonymous No.9711618]

>>9710525
Every Taco Bell in my village has a play area. Bigger than the McDonald's one, but smaller than Chup E. Cheese.

[Anonymous No.9711634]

>>9686185
You're a fag

[Anonymous No.9711665]

>americans can get quality mexican food for $5

why even live desu

[Anonymous No.9711671]

>>9686874
Fuck off loser

[Anonymous No.9712552]

>>9711665

[Anonymous No.9712569]

Has anyone ordered off the “secret menu?” Do they get annoyed when you do that?

[Anonymous No.9712651]

>>9711445
Basically every taco bell experience for me:
>fuck yeah, they gave me way too much!
>fuck no, they gave me way too little!

[Anonymous No.9712836]

>>9686185
>don't go to Taco Bell very often
>there's usually this qt girl at the counter when I do go who remembers me
That's my story.

[Anonymous No.9714018]

What would be the optimal $20 purchase in terms of an immersive TB experience? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.9714051]

How do you feel about this menu from back in the day compared to now

[Anonymous No.9714229]

>standalone Taco Bell or combination Taco Bell/KFC, Taco Bell/Pizza Hut?

Well, lads?

[Anonymous No.9714403]

>>9714229
Combo taco bell and long john silvers is best. Taco bell/KFC is next best.

[Anonymous No.9714419]

>>9712569
There is no secret menu. It's just a custom order. You can order literally anything you want as long as we have the ingredients and we'll find a way to make it and bill you for it.

[Anonymous No.9714432]

>>9711018
Taco Bell is WAY too cheap to do that, dude.
Had a drunk back into my car with a van, smash my radiator, then peel out of the parking lot.
Had somebody come through the drive-thru and smash the window with a tire iron.
BOTH times the cameras had a full view of the vehicle and license plate
BOTH times the cameras were so shitty that you couldn't read the license plate despite being in full view

[Anonymous No.9714503]

>>9714419
This is what I was referring to my melanin affluent friend
http://hackthemenu.com/taco-bell/secret-menu/

[Anonymous No.9714798]

>>9686185
No taco bell stories as I've never been there. Here in the UK the closest thing we have is a couple of eastern European owned shitty pseudo Mexican halal outlets that are just awful.

[Anonymous No.9714851]

>>9714051
I want to try a bell burger

[Anonymous No.9714993]

>>9686896
>be 16
>waste my parent's money on fast food
>buy more than I can eat because I'm retarded
>waste half a taco
>old guy brings the fact that I'm wasteful to my attention
>who does this guy think he is, the taco police!? sheesh!
>feel really hurt by his remark
>have to get my revenge somehow
>sit near the geezer while he's enjoying a modestly portioned meal
>start sharting really hard
>shit my pants
>pieces of shart go flying into the old man's face and food
>"Waste this, old fart!" I say to him
>manager notices stench and walks over immediately
>old man is visibly upset for some reason. Seriously old man!? Sheesh!
>old man gets me thrown out of restaurant
Fucking baby boomer pieces of shit! It's their fault that I'm insufferable and incompetent!

[Anonymous No.9715012]

>be Canadian
>go to American Taco Bell
>"Yeah I'll get two soft tacos and an order of fries"
>"we don't serve fries"
>"you're out of fries?"
>"no, we don't serve fries, ever"
>"what do you serve on the side, like if I get a crunch wrap combo?"
>"usually it's another taco on the side"

America is a backwards country

[Anonymous No.9715094]

>>9715012
This

Only reason I don't go to Taco bell is because my autism doesn't allow me to order something at a fast food place without fries as a side item

[Anonymous No.9715116]

>>9714798
http://www.tacobelluk.co.uk/contact/

We've 18 in the UK bud

[Anonymous No.9715135]

>>9689925
>not letting your gf drive you around and buy you shit while you don’t even spend a dime
Fuck em lol

[Anonymous No.9715148]

>>9715116
moar liek taco BELLEND amirite

[Anonymous No.9715167]

>>9714503
If you want a bean and cheese burrito with guacamole just ask for a bean and cheese burrito with guacamole, if you try and order "the Hulk" we're going to look at you like you're fucking stupid.
Nobody gives a shit about secret menu bullshit.
If you want something just come in and order it. We don't care.

[Anonymous No.9715176]

>>9714503
Russian nazi trolls hacked my menu!

[Anonymous No.9715243]

>>9688337
Huh, really? No shit.

So besides Canada who else gets the best fast food item (Fries Supreme)?

[Anonymous No.9715250]

>>9686786
That's why he had to take a shit

[Anonymous No.9715256]

>>9688873
Who the fuck actually sits down and eats at a dirty restaurant which are normally packed with loud, stupid kids or loud, stupid adults?

Get that slop to go and get comfy at home with some TB, niggis.

[Anonymous No.9715268]

>>9689936
Is her gordidta mild or spicy

[Anonymous No.9715461]

>>9715116
Well fuck me sideways, never knew that. Nearest one is in Nottingham which is 60 miles away. Not travelling that far to taste it though.

[Anonymous No.9715485]

>>9714798
I should rephrase, in Coventry UK we have no taco bell. Just shit inducing pseudo eastern European outlets that are just vile.

[Anonymous No.9715630]

>>9686996
steak quesaritos are good shit
the crispy chicken quesadilla is amazing too but itll probably get taken off the menu before i eat there again

[Anonymous No.9715666]

>>9715167
So if I ordered a “cheesarito” you wouldn’t know what that is?
What is the “sauce” they use (look at my link).

[Anonymous No.9715676]

>go to taco bell with friend
>ask for just a mix of sauces
>get an entire bag filled to the top with sauce packets, could probably kill a cat with that shit
thanks dude
also diablo sauce best

[Anonymous No.9715680]

>>9707219
i always thought those were for charity

[Anonymous No.9715756]

>>9704044
Not real, they can see you, retard.

[Anonymous No.9715819]

>>9715243
afaik only leafs

[Anonymous No.9715950]

>>9715256
>tb
>packed or loud
what are you going on about?

[Anonymous No.9716645]

>>9715819
>mexican poutine

[Anonymous No.9716688]

>>9686996

Double Decker Taco Supreme
Chili Cheese Burrito (fuck yes, where I live we still got them niggas)

4 packs Diablo 4 Packs hot (2 for each item), then I place the Chili Cheese Burrito inside the Double Decker Taco.

Slather with all the sauces.

[Anonymous No.9716763]

>>9714851
its a sloppy joe

[Anonymous No.9716895]

>be me, age sixteen in 2005 working at a Taco Bell in Los Angeles
>get assigned to work in the freezer. Sub zero temperatures, it's cold as fuck. Bring three shitty hoodies to wear inside, two pairs of gloves. Puffs of frozen breath cloud my vision
>guy assigned to train me has been there for six years. Fat, old, mexican, bloodshot eyes. Only wears his signature purple tb polo. Guy moves with unceasing speed and aggression-- fifty pound boxes of beef and chicken to him seem weightless.
>ask him how he's able to work like that, so tireless with no sweater or gloves or anything
>guy's head whips round, looks me in the eyes, pulls out a bag of cocaine. Dips his nail into it and blasts it right there while still looking at me
>"like a man. That's how."
>veryuncomfortable.jpg
>I say "hehe oh cool"
>go to lunch, get a grilled stuffed chicken burrito, a nacho supreme, and a dr pepper. Can't get the visceral image of him blasting coke out of my mind. Can't enjoy lunch. Can't enjoy free tb food.
>leave lunch early, ride my bicycle home and never go back.

[Anonymous No.9717563]

Rate my haul

[Anonymous No.9717744]

>>9717563
>he has firefox installed but uses IE instead

[Anonymous No.9718860]

>>9716895
Which taco bell in LA?

[Anonymous No.9718899]

>>9716895
i miss growin up in LA ...

[Anonymous No.9718907]

>>9716895
this was great until you were a fucking bitch about it what the fuck

[Anonymous No.9718908]

>>9717563
>autistic lullaby

what

[Anonymous No.9718912]

>>9717563
Stop using IE

[Anonymous No.9719084]

I would very much like for them to make another sauce that has fire's flavor but diablo's level of heat
they could call it molten or flame or something

[Anonymous No.9721227]

my taco bell just reopened after being refurbished from comfy 90s plastic to modarn glossy particle board chipotle-lite.
food quality is the same and prices haven't increased more than normal so all in all not too bad
rolled chicken taco is decent, not worth a dollar each though; filled out with the dollar burrritos. rest in peace original $5 cravings box.

[Anonymous No.9721326]

>>9686185
>go to taco bell and get my usual cravings deal
>it comes with those shitty cinnamon things instead of nachos
REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9721332]

https://discord.gg/m9vH92

[Anonymous No.9721465]

Today's haul.
Rolled chicken tacos were pretty terrible. Even for Taco Bell's standards.
Double decker taco and baja blast pulled through though.

[Anonymous No.9721498]

>>9686893
>>9710380
I always ask them to hold the rice and add extra beans. Rice in burritos is an abomination, and also, I love the farts I get after eating a pound of beans.

[Anonymous No.9721511]

>>9721498
>rice in burritos is an abomination
no

[Anonymous No.9721532]

>>9721511
Ok goy enjoy your bland shitty rice, I will enjoy my delicious beans

[Anonymous No.9721720]

>>9693277
Where exactly is this Taco Bell?

[Anonymous No.9721809]

>>9700581
Canacucks don't want to appropriate Mexican culture or whatever.

[Anonymous No.9721815]

Hellthy Junk Food did a Creamy Jalapeno Sauce recipe for a quesadilla or something, looked good made a mental note. Decide to make it, go looking and can't find it. Anyone have their version? Think they has a friend try theirs and TB's and he couldn't taste much difference.

[Anonymous No.9721869]

>>9710387
Awful post

[Anonymous No.9722117]

>>9700480
>We had someone with literal brain damage
Really?

[Anonymous No.9722994]

>>9715012
>>9715094
Just order the fiesta potatoes, you fags.

[Anonymous No.9724755]

I've never been to taco bell and planning on going tomorrow.

What should I get?

[Anonymous No.9724787]

>>9722117
Yes. He was in a car crash and suffered head trauma. Completely changed his personality and what he could do. People told me he used to be a cool guy before it happened.
I legitimately hoped that getting fired from TB would enable him to get onto SSI or disability or something.

[Anonymous No.9724828]

>>9721498
you ever just... taste the air where you farted? it gets me kinda horny and it genuinely tastes a bit like taco bell

[Anonymous No.9724851]

Haven't ate taco bell since February 2002 when I got a food borne illness from them

[Anonymous No.9724863]

>>9724851
You're just like my dad.
>durr every store in a chain with hundreds, maybe thousands of locations is going to be like this one
Walk into any given TB after 6 months and you'll have probably the same supervisors but an entirely new staff. It's fast food. Turnover is high.