/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9677016]

>when the drive thru girl tells you your total calories when you finish ordering and giggles

[Anonymous No.9677024]

>things that never happened

[Anonymous No.9677056]

>>9677024
I wish it didn't, the fda made it a law to keep people from overeating

[Anonymous No.9677068]

>>9677016
>drive thru girl tells you your total calories
they seriously do this now?

[Anonymous No.9677094]

>>9677068
Yes they say "that will be 13.54 and 2400 calories"

[Anonymous No.9677101]

>>9677016
>t-thanks, i'm buying a bunch of food for me and my friends actually

[Anonymous No.9677107]

>>9677094
fat shaming will never end

[Anonymous No.9677120]

> chronically underweight
> go through drive-thru and order a bit as i felt hungry
> "that's 2350 calories, bet it's not all for you, string bean haha"
> "haha yeah some for the roommate"
> never go there again

i fucking hate this shit, why is it the fucking law to humiliate me

[Anonymous No.9677157]

>>9677016
>when the drive thru girl is happily chatting with her coworker friends as you pull up and she turns to you and her face turns into a slight wince as she reads out your total

[Anonymous No.9677163]

>>9677107
Fats need to be shamed for their own benifit anon...

[Anonymous No.9677185]

>>9677107
They should just stop making 5XL clothes so fat people will be forced to make their own clothes and be shamed into losing weight.
Fat people are very stupid, they won't last very long when society starts denying them social mobility and dignity.

[Anonymous No.9677190]

>>9677107
As soon as you stop destroying my healthcare I'll stop making fun of you for being a fatass. Fatass.

[Anonymous No.9677213]

They aren't required to read the caloric total.

They do because you're a weirdo that always eye-fucks the workers because it's the closest to pussy you'll get on that day. Nevermind the weird, cum feat. feet smell they get when you hand them 3 $1 bills, a shit load of quarters and a sticky coupon.

[Anonymous No.9677220]

>>9677107
>>9677120
>>9677163
These people think that reading a calorie count of a food order is making fun of them, but its actually just simple mathematic addition. What a bunch of scientific illiterate snowflakes. Your safespace isn't the drive through.

[Anonymous No.9677247]

>>9677157
>you only spent $4

[Anonymous No.9677254]

>>9677107
Good..

[Anonymous No.9677261]

>Drive thru lady makes you use the singles only lane even though she doesn't even see if you're with someone
>tfw she can detect your virgin accent

[Anonymous No.9677366]

>>9677261
>singles only lane
Holy shit I'm in tears anon.

[Anonymous No.9677380]

>>9677261
>Tfw going to the drivethru but it's couples only night

[Anonymous No.9677445]

10/10 meme

[Anonymous No.9677455]

>drive thru lady tells me how many calories are in my order
>tell her i'm not finished and order more
i love being a filthy fat disgusting american

[Anonymous No.9677599]

>singles lane has a 1800 calorie limit

[Anonymous No.9677622]

>>9677599

[Anonymous No.9677627]

>>9677120
what place does this?

[Anonymous No.9677631]

>>9677599
>driving around 3 times to get everything you want

[Anonymous No.9677634]

>>9677107
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.9677644]

>>9677261
>singles only lane

is that a thing and why?

[Anonymous No.9677660]

>>9677631
My place checks your id and if you go more than once a day they confiscate it and put it on the wall of shame

[Anonymous No.9677661]

>>9677644
It is, but they usually ask you after your order. The lady didn't even ask, she just assumed (correctly).

[Anonymous No.9677675]

>>9677660
>tfw they force you to take a pic for the hall of shame, and I start sobbing before the picture is taken

[Anonymous No.9677685]

>>9677660
>when you come a day later and they make you wait 15 minutes so it's exactly 24 hours to let you order more food.

[Anonymous No.9677686]

>>9677660
>>9677661
>>9677675

what kind of cuckntry do you "people" live in?

[Anonymous No.9677687]

>>9677660
lol, yeah, right

[Anonymous No.9677692]

>>9677660
I know that feel. Got arrested for trying to use a fake ID after they took mine. Still on house arrest and starvation regimen.

[Anonymous No.9677694]

>>9677185
That will never happen
>a lot of fat people
>they need clothes
>sell them clothes
>make money

Who wouldn’t want to make money

[Anonymous No.9677697]

>>9677686
Land of the free

[Anonymous No.9677701]

>>9677686
its a law in most liberal cities in america

[Anonymous No.9677712]

>people saying this is fake and doesn't happen

[Anonymous No.9677714]

>>9677185
>>9677190
>>9677254
>>9677634
stop fat shaming...

fat lives matter

[Anonymous No.9677720]

>>9677712
that doesn't prove shit my dude

[Anonymous No.9677734]

>scooter lane only serves the chicken sandwich

[Anonymous No.9677744]

>>9677712
>go to BK alone
>have to get triple whopper without cheese or mayo otherwise it'll put you over the 1800 cal limit
>no drink
>no fries

[Anonymous No.9677758]

>>9677744
Sometimes I bring the mayo and cheese from home but you have to be careful not to get caught or you get punished with a 72 hour hold.

[Anonymous No.9677791]

I'm fucking loving all the Pepe images in this thread

[Anonymous No.9677794]

>>9677758
>manager calls you in to show you surveillance footage of you opening packets in your car and you bribe him with $50 to erase the footage
>it works

[Anonymous No.9677805]

>>9677791
unless you're m00t, fuck off faget.

[Anonymous No.9677812]

>>9677016
>>9677056
>>9677094
>>9677120
>>9677261
>>9677599
>>9677660
>>9677675
>>9677661
>>9677686
>>9677701


Is this actually a real thing that they read your total calories and restrict the total number of calories allowed?! I'm from Canada but I haven't been through a drive-through in years. Is this what it's like now? What happens if you want to order more than they allow??? This is terrifying. What if you're trying to order for a group of people back at your place?

[Anonymous No.9677814]

>>9677056
No they didn't.

[Anonymous No.9677821]

>>9677794
>it doesn't work
>banned from burger king
>name and surveillance footage appears in nightly news

[Anonymous No.9677822]

>>9677812
It's not real

[Anonymous No.9677827]

>>9677812
You literally can not order more calories than they allow, you need to bring your friends with you if they want food, if you break the rules its 3 strikes and you're out and you're on the wall of shame

[Anonymous No.9677828]

>>9677822

Thanks for the honesty, friend. I was a bit skeptical, but I don't eat fast food so I honestly had no idea if it was true or not.

[Anonymous No.9677830]

>>9677812
>What happens if you want to order more than they allow???
they won't let you have it
>What if you're trying to order for a group of people back at your place?
need to bring their biometric ID cards and separate meals are put in biometric locked boxes so only they can open it.

[Anonymous No.9677832]

>its an /r9k/ thread

[Anonymous No.9677833]

>>9677821

[Anonymous No.9677837]

>>9677016
Define "giggle"

[Anonymous No.9677858]

>>9677833
This doesn't even need explaining, but it's fucking hilarious how pepe pops up on the news and nervously looks the audience in the eye because we all know there's a problem.

[Anonymous No.9677870]

>>9677837
Short and high pitched, she had to re read the total calories a couple times cause she couldn't do it without laughing. I almost drove off out of embarrassment but I was very hungry because I hadn't eaten in several hours

[Anonymous No.9677911]

>>9677714
If fat lives matter why don't you treat yourself like you matter?

[Anonymous No.9678017]

>>9677185
they should be all forced to wear moo moos and ponchos

[Anonymous No.9678026]

>>9677870
"several" as in 2 hours?

[Anonymous No.9678083]

>>9677870
should probably had told her she isn't paid minimum to sit there and be stupid, hate when people slack off while they're at work.