/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9675962]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS I CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT FUCK

[Anonymous No.9675969]

>>9675962
Stab the food with one chopstick, bring to mouth.
The other chopstick should be used to pick food out from between your teeth.

[saged No.9675987]

Hiding this thread because of the image.

[Anonymous No.9675990]

>>9675987
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.9676241]

>>9675990
Frogposters should be rounded up and shot

[Anonymous No.9676244]

>>9676241
The anti-pepe meme is fucking retarded fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.9676256]

>>9676244
I think I've come up with a compromise.

Both meme posters should be hung from a short-rope.

[Anonymous No.9676266]

>>9675962
Hold the first stick like you would a pencil. Hold the second one with your tumb and ring finger. Move the first chopstick only. Pinch chunks of food between the sticks, deliver to mouth. Simple. It only feels hard because you’re starting from scratch.

[Anonymous No.9676269]

>>9675962
dumb frogposter

[Anonymous No.9676281]

>>9675962
Get one of those dinosaur chopstick trainers, more fun and less work.

[Anonymous No.9676284]

>>9675962
just copy what they do in your cartoons

[Anonymous No.9676286]

>>9675962
Nigga just use a fork

[Anonymous No.9676375]

>>9675962

Get an elastic band and tie them at the ends. That's how children used to learn in Japan

[Anonymous No.9676402]

>>9675987
>>9676241
>>9676256
>>9676269
That's not pepe you mongs.

[Anonymous No.9676414]

>>9676266
But it starts to hurt very quickly whenever I try this.

[Anonymous No.9676424]

>>9676414
Well then get some finger muscles.

[Anonymous No.9676445]

I literally just hold them in one hand and manually open and close them. It's a lot easier on the muscles and tends to pick up more food but with less precision the normal way does. The restaurants often think I'm fucking retarded for doing it but fuck it it works.

>9675987
>9676241
>9676269
Reddit reject crew has arrived.

[Anonymous No.9676457]

You literally have to have some kind of neurological condition to not be able to figure chopsticks out.

[Anonymous No.9676468]

>>9675987
This. This is just another shitposting board lowering thread.

[Anonymous No.9676473]

>>9675962
I bet you like the flicks of Villenueve and Tarantino.

[Anonymous No.9676481]

>>9676244
Frogposters are cancer.

[Anonymous No.9678012]

>>9676266
>Hold the first stick like you would a pencil
lies, that is NOT how its done

you start by resting stick one on your thumb and end of your ring finger. Hold it like this, should feel sturdy and you can lift it with your ring finger and hold down with your thumb

then stick two goes from the end of your thumb to tip of your middle finger. You should then be able to press down on stick 2 while holding with thumb against hand.

Now you can hold things with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.9678131]

>>9676481
It's really terrible how our collective sense of humor has become so depresingly ironic. It's so steeped in ironic self loathing that it actually makes people depressed, as if only to add an other layer to the joke.

[Anonymous No.9678332]

>>9678131
I hate that image because it's so fucking accurate

[Anonymous No.9678362]

[Anonymous No.9678391]

>>9678362
Haha I know some of those words

[Anonymous No.9678396]

its really fucking easy actually. but then again, i've been working at a rinky dink chinese restaurant for the past 5 years and eat there literally every day

>tfw i can successfully eat globs of sticky rice with chop sticks

[Anonymous No.9678400]

>>9678131
the 'collective' always has been and always will be fucking terrible

frogposting is cancer but i'd rather not go back to the days of LOL LIMEWIRE either

[Anonymous No.9678408]

>>9676481
>first panel

man i miss the old days. i've been here for 12 miserable fucking years

[Anonymous No.9678587]

>>9675962
snap them in half horizontally

[Anonymous No.9678641]

snap them in half, roll up the paper they came in, put the paper in between the ends you hold, and secure it all together with a rubber band. Once you start feeling shame, learn to use them without the rubber band.

[Anonymous No.9678693]

>>9678396
>tfw i can successfully eat globs of sticky rice with chop sticks
Why is that an achievement? Eating sticky rice is easy. Eating a single grain of rice at a time might be an achievement, not eating globs of sticky rice.

[Anonymous No.9678860]

>>9675962
Stab mr. wang chan with the chop sticks (They aren't sharp, so aim for somewhere squishy) and then grab a fork while they are bleeding out.

[Anonymous No.9678872]

>>9676481
am i the only one who really enjoys current 4chan humor?
been here since 2005, but pink wojacks and frogposting is hilarious

[Anonymous No.9678875]

I always thought I was decent with chopsticks (for a white guy) having used them since I was a kid. until I started dating a Korean girl and realized I had no idea what I was doing. She makes me feel better by saying a lot of Koreans are full retard with chopsticks however.
Korean chopsticks are way skinnier and heavier than other types I also noticed.

[Anonymous No.9679354]

>>9675962

[Anonymous No.9679510]

>>9675962
jesus fuck,calm your hysterical tits.

[Anonymous No.9680866]

>>9676481
Second panel was best 4chan.
>2011+6
>still posting pepe

[Anonymous No.9680880]

if the food right for it i usually just angle them and use them as a shovel.

[Anonymous No.9682263]

>>9675987
>>9676241
>>9676244
>>9676256
>>9676269
>>9676481
>>9678012
>>9678131
>>9678332
>>9678872
Pepe collection i started a couple days ago pls r8

[Anonymous No.9682271]

>>9682263
bonus wojaks

[Anonymous No.9682285]

>>9675962
>>9675990
>>9676244
>>9676402
>>9676445
>>9682263
>>9682271
dumb frogposter