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limited jack posting

>> No.9673652

>>9673639
already a thread ya fukn dildo

>> No.9673661
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>>9673652
That thread just got deleted.
I wonder why.

>> No.9673695

Because the webm meme must die and be reborn after a few months. You see, this type of thread is presently condemned to include the same kind of content 9 times out of 10.

>> No.9673702

>>9673695
What do people use to make webms anyways? I'd seriously make some new ones if I knew what I was doing.

>> No.9673713
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9673713

>>9673639
>tfw asian woman fetish

>> No.9673720
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>>9673713
Hope you like this one, too.

>> No.9673730

>>9673639
that is alot of gochujang

>> No.9673735

>>9673720
so that's how they make szechuan sauce

>> No.9673745

>>9673720
No, sir. I do not like this. I do not like this one bit. I regret everything the moment the ketchup bottle appeared.

>> No.9673757

>>9673702
https://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm

pls make new ones

>> No.9673864
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>> No.9673926

>>9673864
She's really cute but I get the feeling she's self absorbed

>> No.9673985

I hate when women pretend to act cute or try to force it, cuteness is supposed to be natural, putting on an act just immediately reveals some veil in my eyes that you are the biggest bitch and will suck the very soul out of any man which manages to fall into your web.

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>> No.9674063

>>9673926
>generic, modified dinkface
>really cute

pick one

>> No.9674093

>>9673757
Thanks, I will. I enjoy the webm threads here but they're getting stale.

>> No.9674165

>>9673730
>gochujang
does it taste good?

>> No.9674634
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9674634

>>9673702
I use Webm for Retards and sometimes Swiff Army Knife.

They're both pretty easy to use.

Swiff is easier to use; you pretty much just set it to convert to webm and let it run. However, it's not as handy at editing. I only keep it around for a few features that Webm for Retards can't do.

Webm for Retards is more intuitive for editing and gives you more direct control for making the webm look good. The advanced features may look intimidating, but it's not that hard to learn and they're optional.

webm related, I made with both Swiff Army Knife and Webm for Retards.

I used Swiff to cut out a few segments out of the clip (which Webm for Retards can't do). I could have done it with a video editor, but it would've have been more of a hassle. I then used Webm for Retards for the final encoding.

>> No.9674641

>>9673661
>>9673661
>cracking the egg on an edge and not a flat surface

Pepin would be very upset

>> No.9674952

>>9673661
I fucking hate these facebook-tier wannabe artsy cooking videos

>> No.9674970

>>9674634
Might be good but it looks like stoner food...

>> No.9674982

>>9674634
You should link to its new website. It was literally banned from Github for having "retard" in the name. Makes me laugh since the wife of the founder went around bullying people.

https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

>> No.9675016

>>9674634
mama mia thatsa good pizza

>> No.9675051

>>9673702
i used to make them via some command line prompt thing. mostly ppppporn

>> No.9675078

I wanna fuck that girl. Asian girls have got the best orgasm in the world... such sensitive :3

>> No.9675090

>>9675078
You type like a back alley rapist that collects his victim's fingers. Calm the autism, this isn't pornhub.

>> No.9675100

>>9675090
dont be rude for me, cutie :3

>> No.9675120
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>>9674634
Thanks for the tips. I'm tired of spamming pasta all the time, I think I may actually start making some OC

>> No.9675127

>>9675078
t. Pajeet Vindaloo

>> No.9675131

>>9673661
Whoever made this held the camera way too close

>> No.9675143
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9675143

>>9673639
I-Is that hot pepper paste she's shoveling in?

>> No.9675164

>>9675143
It's more sweet than spicy, but she's added way too much. Notice how the other girl is hardly able to eat the mess she's made. Sure, the rice cakes will have a nice, flavorful coating, but those noodles are never going to get properly cooked.

>> No.9675182

>>9674634
>I used Swiff to cut out a few segments out of the clip (which Webm for Retards can't do
You can do that with webm for retards with the "multiple trim" tool.

>> No.9675202

>>9674634
Didn't know borat could cook

>> No.9675233

>>9674634
soup nazi?

>> No.9675288

>>9673639
the cute but incompetent asian girl schtick is played out

>> No.9675324

Does anyone have that webm of an Elote (ear of corn on a stick with garnishes) being made? I've got someone who's from Mexico that wanted it see what I was referring to when I first saw it but I don't have it saved on my computer.

Much appreciated for anyone that can post it

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>>9673720

>> No.9675353
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>>9673720
whoops wrong webm

>> No.9675364
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>>9673639
>ywn teach these retards how to feed themselves

>> No.9675387

>>9675353
holy fuck
i bet she fucks like her life depended on it

>> No.9675400

>>9673720
>>9675353
>>9675387
If anyone was wondering
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1x3zVQBLhsFjb6LGZ3qYNw

She only ever had one gimmick and she ran it into the ground almost instantly.

>> No.9675411

>>9673997
What is this?

>> No.9675415

>>9675411
Shit, I just noticed the filename.

>> No.9675485

>>9675353
She has nice tits. Too bad she's insane.

>> No.9675531

>>9675400
>>9675353
>>9673720

https://youtu.be/6qN8ugx7EIY

>> No.9675602

>>9673864
>>9673926
>woman
>not self absorbed

>> No.9675677

>>9673926
>self absorbed
all Koreans are pretentious faggots so that is a given.

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>>9673639

>> No.9675689
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>>9675324
this?

>> No.9675693
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>> No.9675698
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>> No.9675714

>>9675698
i want saltbae to drop salt onto his forearm and then have it land on my erect dick.

>> No.9675719
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9675719

>>9675689
>they just keep dumping shit on it

>> No.9675722

>>9675719
>>9675693
>>9675689
I feel like these webms summarize Mexican cuisine accurately

>> No.9675739
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>>9673639

>> No.9675743

>>9675164
dunno what kind of gochujang you have but mine isn't that sweet, definitely not more sweet than spicy

>>9675143
she put in like 3 times as much as she should for a pan

>> No.9675748
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9675748

Fresh OC

>> No.9675761

>>9674952
Seems like good quality to me, certainly not the work of an amateur

>> No.9675776

>>9675722
Knowing better but still acting like a trumplike politician from alabama

>> No.9675781

>>9675748
I can almost hear the millenials praising this for the "genius and original" way of cooking an egg.
Videos like this are actively making people worse at cooking.

>> No.9675788

>>9675776
O B S E S S E D

B

S

E

S

S

E

D

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>>9675788

>> No.9675865

>>9673730
That's pretty much the basis of korean cooking.. Stirfry meat and douse it with gochujang.

>> No.9675869

>>9675687
i'm amazed the can didn't explode sooner than that.

when i go to the grocery store every can has a fucking dent, but you're telling me they can withstand a full minute of being consumed by lava?

>> No.9675890

>>9675748
>how to make eggs benedict but fucking terible.webm

>> No.9675893
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>>9675722

>> No.9676163

>>9673864
you can tell she's had eyelid folding surgery to make her eyes bigger due to the strange, bulging sacks under her eyes where they tucked them

>> No.9676193

>>9673661
>butter is clearly not soft
>added both eggs at once

>> No.9676261

>>9674634
It's crazy this is actually traditional. It looks like some tasty abomination, but they actually used to eat this

>> No.9676271

>>9675893
9/10 WOULD EAT

>> No.9676279

>>9676261
>used to eat this
they still eat it. it's really not that old a dish.

>> No.9676299
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>> No.9676306

>>9675893
>puts ladle covered in sauce into wrong container
nice juan, rosita

>> No.9676314

>>9676299
Bastard!

>> No.9676322

>>9675748
meh

looks bland

>> No.9676323

>>9673639
I wanna be inside her.

>> No.9676395

>>9673639
wooooo she's Asian AND cooking? that makes my pee pee go BOING BOING
like if you agree

>> No.9676426

>>9675687
Why didn't they do a taste test?

>> No.9676460

>>9676395
I like this post

>> No.9676493

>>9675722
Mexicans don't have cuisine, they have food.

>> No.9676511

>>9676460
my man

>> No.9676566

>>9676395
i know im fully BOING'D

>> No.9676680
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>> No.9676756

>>9673720
I think I laughed at this way more than I should have.

>> No.9676814 [DELETED] 

>>9675776
/ck/ is a /pol/ controlled board faggot.

>> No.9676830

>>9676814
go away

>> No.9676912

>>9676830
stop being a autistic

>> No.9676943

>>9676830
>>9675776
Honestly your rogue mention of Trump really was retarded.

>> No.9676964

>>9675893
nothing is more resilient than the mexican kidney

>> No.9677126

>>9676395
+1 :^)

>> No.9677144

>>9675689
I just want Mexico to stop existing

>> No.9677417

>>9673702
ffmpeg
>ffmpeg -i input.mkv -ss 00:00:00.000 -to 00:01:00.000 -c:v libvpx -crf 10 -b:v 500K -vf scale=640:-1 -an output.webm
-ss is where the webm will start from, -to is the end, -b:v is the bitrate, you'll probably have to mess with it to get it to fit on /ck/. Remove -an if you want to leave the audio.

>> No.9677442

>>9675781
Am I missing something? It just looks like hollandaise with asparagus blended in and a poached egg.

>> No.9677454

>>9676163

South Korean so no shit captain obvious?

>> No.9677494
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9677494

>>9675182
da fuck

How did I not notice that until now?

Well, that should make things a little easier.

>> No.9677902

>>9673864
Why are gooks so bad at pizza?

>> No.9677919

>>9675698
>wearing a watch
>moving the guard back
Proof that this man has never cut a steak on that machine before this moment

>> No.9678025

>>9675739
>how to eat a pussy
Post more of jack please

>> No.9678053

>>9675689
Corn chips, corn on the cob, fake cheese probably made using corn oil, fake cream probably made using hydrogenated corn oil, all topped with boiled corn. great cornucopia.

>> No.9678067
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>> No.9678072

>>9673720
As a virgin I didn't know women had so much menstrual blood.

>> No.9678095

>>9675788
>>9676814
>>9676943
Level mad @allkeks

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>>9678067
Can you fuck it?

>> No.9678114

>>9673695
I think most people come here every odd week for fresh content.

>> No.9678120

>>9678114
>most people come here every odd week
shit, if that's true then I've got a fucking problem because I'm here all day every day

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>>9675288

It will never not be funny. The weeb era blonde joke.

>> No.9678145

>>9678053
underrated

>> No.9678147

>>9678139
>once only deemed safe for dog food
What is this even supposed to mean? If it's safe for dogs it's probably safe for humans.

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>> No.9678214

>>9675748
Why would you put asparagus on this?

>> No.9678215

>>9675687
It's fucking burnt!

>> No.9678239

>>9675687
a waste of damn good ravioli

>> No.9678288
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>> No.9678291

Americans will mix just about anything except common and sense.

>> No.9678294
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>>9673720

>> No.9678324

>>9676814
/pol/ controls all boards except the gay ones no one likes

essentially its the new /b/

>> No.9678329

>>9678288
if I see this webm one more time I'm killing my self

>> No.9678353

>>9675689
if i was at a local fair and was going to be there for a few hours, i would buy something like this
>probably better than fried batter or $13 4pc tendies

>> No.9678361

>>9675714
I want him to drop salt off his erect dick onto my spread asshole

>> No.9678363

>>9678329
If I wasn't so lazy I would save it and re-post it.

>> No.9678368

>>9676814
Nah newfags can’t handle slow boards, their ADHD requires immediate gratification for shitposting

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9678369

>>9676299
Hello fellow Ja/ck/ poster

>> No.9678374

>>9678368
>be me
>try and convince shrink i have ADHD so i can get some adderall
>obsessively refresh /ck/ threads to see if anyone gave me some (you)s

maybe i didn't have to pretend to have it desu

>> No.9678377

>>9673661
probably not enough ja/ck/

>> No.9678382

>>9678098
you can fuck anything if your determination is strong enough

>> No.9678388

>>9678139
was that bailey jay?
and steve or whatever from worth it?

>> No.9678395

>>9673864
>>9677902
>black olives and shrimp
fucking gooks

>> No.9678404

>>9678374
>shrink
There’s your problem. Go to your family doctor, and fish for vyvanse. Adderal is for druggies

>> No.9678406

>>9678404
vyvanse is also 5 times as expensive

>> No.9678420

>>9678406
Exactly, the doc gets a kickback for prescribing it. Don’t you know anything about white collar crime? Just go to the fucking loser you know from high school who sells adderall if you are poor

>> No.9678432

>>9678369
I always assumed that he undercooked his food because he was impatient, but if you look at when he throws in the butter, you can see that his pan isn't nearly hot enough. interesting.

>> No.9678434

>>9678420
you dont understand. I WANT to be that loser

>> No.9678438

>>9678420
i think my friend i buy it from is starting to realize i only want to see him if he has his adderall.

i'd rather just have my own supply.

>> No.9678494

>>9678067
Now there just has to be someone who can make dicks out of food.

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>> No.9678548

>>9678288
>Snickers Salad
Fucking lol I never believed the amerifat memes but it's out of control

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>>9678548

>> No.9678554

>>9678369
Undercooking a piece of meat that thin is harder than cooking it properly.

>> No.9678557

>>9678194
> people think it's hot
lol
it's probably a 1 on the scoville, hot Cheetos are not hot for one, and two it's smothered in dairy which cancels out heat.

>> No.9678560

>>9678552
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_Freedom_in_the_World

I live in New Zealand.

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>>9678557

>> No.9678585

>>9676680
this looks good

>>9676814
(you)

>> No.9678600

>>9678561
>Nogger memes

>> No.9678645

>>9678374
Why not just turn the auto update feature on...it even shows you the (you)'s you receive.

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>>9678554
Truly Ja/ck/ is a culinary master and King of men

>> No.9678736

>>9678703
post moar Ja/ck/ plz

>> No.9678787

>>9678369
This is fucking pathetic

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>>9678736

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>>9678797

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>>9678736

>> No.9678824

>>9674634
Il tampano.

babish did an episode

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>>9678803

>> No.9678829

>>9678353
>$13 4pc tendies
Ugh, I am sick of seeing bland shit like this at the fair. I remember paying $8 for "chicken and waffles". It was 2 store bought chicken nuggets stacked with 3 mini eggo waffles on a skewer and deep fried.

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>> No.9678834

>>9675693
>the topping bar at froyo x6

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>> No.9678836

>>9678194
>black people frap
>tustin
top kek

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>> No.9678847

>>9675865
t. non-korean

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>> No.9678851

>>9678139
calling starch wood pulp lol

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>> No.9678879

>>9675687
I have such a desire to poke and prod that molten lava.

>> No.9678880

>>9678839
I have a hangover and I'm so close to puking

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>>9678880

>> No.9678883

>>9678859
>just became really familiar with what yorkshire pudding is for the first time
>this
god damnit jack

on another note though why are british people so stupid
>call something pudding
>it's a pastry
>call something a sandwich
>it's a fucking cake

>> No.9678884

>>9675687

This one's gonna confuse some geologists in the future...

>> No.9678909

>>9678882
A fucking raw meatloaf? Jesus fucking christ this dude. I wonder where the fuck he got the idea that every goddamn meat should be rare?

>> No.9678916

>>9678560
Dumb phoneposter

>> No.9678923

>>9678909
medium rare masterrace

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>>9678793
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>9678909

>> No.9678941

>>9678560

Yeah, but that list is made by communists. If your country doesn't have free speech, it isn't free at all. New Zealand doesn't have free speech.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Rights_Act_1993

>it is unlawful to publish or distribute "threatening, abusive, or insulting...matter or words likely to excite hostility against or bring into contempt any group of persons...on the ground of the colour, race, or ethnic or national or ethnic origins of that group of persons".

You aren't even allowed to insult people. But keep telling us how free you are because a bunch of Canadian, German, and Commiefornian universities appreciate how progressive you are with homosexuals.

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>> No.9678957

>>9678954
Can he do anything right?

>> No.9678964

>>9678925
Loaf of nope!

>> No.9678965

>>9678797
>that big ass fake ring

jack like a divorced middle aged black woman

>> No.9678968

>>9678916
Basement terrorist in retraining camp

>> No.9678986
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>> No.9679012

>>9678552
>America is free

Why do Ameridumbs perpetuate this lie all the time?

>> No.9679017

>>9679012

Says the guy who can't legally question the holocaust or say nigger without going to jail.

>> No.9679022

>>9679017
>everyone on the internet is either german, american or british

>> No.9679038

>>9674970
It looks like something you'd see on Epicmealtime.

>> No.9679041

>>9679017
Why do Americans think the holocaust and calling people nigger is some global issue? Fucking hell, must suck being a passportless loser from flyoverville.

>> No.9679043

anyone have the menu for ja/ck/'s restaurant

>> No.9679048

>>9679041
You wish you could fly

>> No.9679055
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>>9679041
just leave already this isn't /pol/

>> No.9679066

>>9673720
The things people will do to get some views...

>> No.9679070

>>9679055
Have fun back in reddit

>> No.9679089

>>9679022

Germany and Britain aren't the only countries with hate speech laws. Very few countries actually have free speech.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech#Hate_speech_laws

>>9679041

We talk about hate speech laws because free speech is a binary kind of thing. Either you have it, or you don't. If it is illegal to talk about history or politics, you don't have free speech.

>> No.9679091

>>9673661
SUGA BANILBA N BUTTAH
FLOR N CHAGLAT CHIGS

>> No.9679111

>>9678214
Because eggs and asparagus are nice together?

>> No.9679122

>>9678793
>the beer and the lemon weren't canned
wow!

>> No.9679124

>>9678067
Damn, that's a lot of cunts!

>> No.9679129

>>9676193
It’s cookies, you don’t have to be careful with that shit

>> No.9679238
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>>9679238

>> No.9679337

>>9675781
>love eggs benedict
>see someone making eggs benedict in a way which betrays the fact they are a hipster
>YOU FUCKING HACKS THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING AND IT'S NOT EVEN ORIGINAL

>> No.9679342

>>9679238
What the FUCK

>> No.9679343

>>9678382
I have a cunt, Greg, can you fuck me?

>> No.9679349

>>9678147
it's nonsense. if it was only deemed safe for dog food it would only be in dog food. unless some vegan psycho is doing the 'deeming'

>> No.9679416
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>>9675687
le ravioli are le ready ":D"

>> No.9679424

>>9675689
is that white stuff at the beginning sour creme or mayo

>> No.9679453

>>9675689
Eating lard and refined sugar straight would at least be cheaper than this.

>> No.9679464

>>9678515
haw

I like that one.

>> No.9679476
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Watching Jack makes you feel embarrassed to be human.

>> No.9679478

>>9678793
>>9678703
>>9678369

Maybe I'm missing something but these just look so horrible to me, especially the soggy steak, are those videos a joke of some sort?

>> No.9679487

>>9676680
Recipe/name?

>> No.9679490

>>9679478
Nvm I got it, now I'm dumb and new

>> No.9679591
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9679591

>>9678139
>"factory raised chickens are fed arsenic to make their flesh pink"
but how do I know how to feel about this???
>"That's messed up"
Thanks webm

>> No.9679628

>>9678388
I thought it looked like Bailey Jay too. Who knows. Stranger things have happened.

>> No.9679685

>>9678986
Are those xacto blades? Holy hell

>> No.9679703

>>9678859
Is this satire?

>> No.9679745

>>9679487
Bruno

>> No.9679786

>>9678925
This looks delicious as a dessert

>> No.9679812

>>9679238
What the fuck is the point of this?
It's probably much faster to make this shit normally

>> No.9679827

>>9678853
pre-dinner mayonnaise

>> No.9679835

>>9673720
i liked this.

t.W&M fetish

>> No.9679838

>>9679089
Can't Americans go to prison for misgendering a tranny now?
I think I saw a headline about that actually carrying a harsher sentence than knowingly infecting someone with HIV, but I didn't read the article. I just cried and hit the bottle a little harder.

>> No.9679843

>>9679309
What are those faces from? An SCP article or something? They look so familiar.

>> No.9679848

>>9679843
Doom

>> No.9679858

>>9679838
canadians, and they won't go to prison.

>> No.9679863

>>9678859
I own those exact same square ceramic plates, they're pretty great tbhfam

>> No.9679891

>>9679835
may I ask exactly what is a W&M fetish?
thank you kind sir.

>> No.9679894

>>9679703
nope, it is from a channel called "cooking with jack"

>> No.9679921

>>9679891
Wet and messy maybe? I really don't want to Bing this.

>> No.9679959

>>9679891
wet and messy, i mostly like some milder stuff like messing with cooking oil and water.

>> No.9679973

>>9677494
Tampopo? Looks kinda campy.

>> No.9679978

>>9679973
>Tampopo?
Judging by the file name, yes

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>>9678139

>> No.9679987
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>> No.9679991

>>9679987
Why did they let the oil splash

>> No.9679995

>>9679991
Because it's Jack and he's terrified of cooking oil, no matter how cold.

>> No.9680013

>>9678139
everything is the same for everyone everywhere. No one could possibly have it better somewhere else. Everyone eats the same quality garbage just so vegans can feel undeservedly smug

>> No.9680027

>>9678797
>>9678801
He can't keeep getting away with thisss

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9680028

does anyone know what this actually is

>> No.9680045

>>9680028
That's a shitty boxed version of a really delicious meal. Cincinnati chili is wonderful.

>> No.9680050

>>9678139
Just because America does nothing to protect its consumers doesn't mean that it's the same everywhere.

>> No.9680068

>>9680028
>>9680045
It's actually not bad if you do it in the oven. Good hangover food.

>> No.9680073

>>9680050
>muh gubmint

>> No.9680093

>>9679070
stop

>> No.9680095

>>9675893
They didn't cover it in cheese and liquid milk sauce .. actually not the worst possible thing that could have happened.

>> No.9680097

>>9676299
thats one based webm

>> No.9680103

>>9676680
BASED BRUNO POSTING

>> No.9680108

>>9679979
kids go with the flow, it's groupthink

>> No.9680109

>>9673661
Why do the cookies flatten out, instead of cooking as a ball?

>> No.9680111

>>9678139
toxic waste?

Ive made yogurt at home ive seen yogurt factories what in the actual fuck are they talking about? Can you just make videos that reach millions of people and knowingly fill them with lies?

>> No.9680113

>>9678139
I just don't care what goes into what I eat, as long as it tastes good. Never really understood the obsession with it.

>> No.9680125

>>9680111
>Can you just make videos that reach millions of people and knowingly fill them with lies?
They view those people as cattle and love money more than human lives.

I still can't figure out what the fuck they think is wrong with the hotdogs. How is meat and cereal disgusting?

>> No.9680126

>>9680109
because it's mostly fat and sugar, which melts, and the flour only starts to hold it together when it cooks.

>> No.9680130

>>9680125
they're just trying to get clicks, it's buzzfeed.

>> No.9680133

>>9680027
he won't don't worry

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>> No.9680139

>>9680130
I know it's buzzfeed and I also know they have an agenda beyond making money, though that is obviously part of it.
Also, the guy eating the hotdog looks like Anglin, which amuses me.

>> No.9680158

>>9678845
This guy's gotta be retarded.

>> No.9680163

>>9680139
it's not an agenda you moron. they know people click on videos called '10 gross things you're eating RIGHT NOW'.

>> No.9680172

>>9680136
>avocado is a substitute for cheese
Just because it's high in fat doesn't make it a substitute for cheese. What's next, peanut butter?

>> No.9680178

>>9680172
why not?

>> No.9680180

>>9680178
They taste nothing alike

>> No.9680184

>>9673720
The appropriate way to eat steak according to /ck/

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>>9679343
How hot would that be, if female Robert De Niro asked you to fuck his oscar winning vagina?

>> No.9680214

>>9675689
oh shit I thought they were battering the corn to fry it. i was so confused when they just put it in the thing raw

>> No.9680221

>>9678194
>frappucino
>no fucking coffee

????

>> No.9680240

>>9678515
>squeezing the lime on a bowl of limes
gets me every time

>> No.9680248

>>9678954
what the fuck was he even trying to do

>> No.9680251

>>9679979
I'm a man who can appreciate the finer things in life but when it's 2 AM and I have the craving I will smash a 20 piece like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.9680255

>>9680251
what is the best mcnug sauce is there a consensus?

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>>9680255
The Mulan Szechuan sauce.

>> No.9680280

>>9680136
What's with the goddamn cheese obsession these days

>> No.9680298 [DELETED] 

>>9680260
How many dips can you get out of a container like that? Five?
He probably spent at least half a day making that fifty bucks.

>> No.9680304

>>9680260
How many dips can you get out of a container like that? Five?
He probably spent at least half a day making that fifty bucks.

>>9680280
It's a crutch, same as bacon. I like cheese and bacon but if you can't cook without them you can't cook.
And the idiots who watch these videos without being disgusted can't cook.

>> No.9680306

>>9676193
>>butter is clearly not soft
with cookies you want the butter to be firm when you cream it with the sugar

that presentation is BULLSHIT though
>lol just gonna pour it right on top on my kitchen counter!!
>ingredients arent even attempted to be mixed before it cuts to the finished mix

this style of videography is sicklening

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>>9680280

>> No.9680340

>>9679979
seeing how that stuff is made made them more palatable to me

it confirmed that they are indeed made with real food and are not a wood ester and twine emulsion like i previously though

>> No.9680357

>>9675698
>lol whats this dumb metal thing for??? get it outta har im tryna be faaaabulas yaaaaassss XD

>> No.9680359

>>9679979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-aKqp1kzKg

>that one kid yelling "awesome!" when he spoons out the slime

>> No.9680414

>>9679089
>If it is illegal to talk about history or politics,
it's not illegal to discuss the holocaust in germany

meanwhile in the US, having the wrong haircut will get you killed in the street by antifa

>> No.9680417

>>9679238
>I put three (3) peas on my microwaved chicken sludge, that makes it healthy and good!
how can americans do something so strange

>> No.9680418

>>9680332
Leave the cheese sauce on the side and let me dip each bite. Pouring it on top will just make it a soggy mess before I'm halfway done.

>> No.9680426

>>9680414
>Talking about Antifa in America as if it's not 10x worse in Europe, especially Germany
Holy shit you're retarded

>> No.9680437

>>9678941
>>it is unlawful to publish or distribute "threatening, abusive, or insulting...matter or words likely to excite hostility against or bring into contempt any group of persons...on the ground of the colour, race, or ethnic or national or ethnic origins of that group of persons".
this is also a thing in the us though, speech that incites or promotes violence or other crime is illegal

you can say "i hate niggers" but something like "all niggers must hang" would be illegal

also the US invnted SJWs btw so your "free speech" hasnt been free for a long time

death to america btw + kill all abbos

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>>9680426
>as if it's not 10x worse in Europe, especially Germany
it's not

it's the US where bike lock rampages happen every day

sorry you live in a flyover state where literally nothing happens, but the coasts are rife with political violence, and random violence in general

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>> No.9680455

>>9678139
>hot dogs are made with meat trimmings, fat and cereal filler

wow who knew sausages were made from stuff you'd otherwise throw away after butchering, must be a modern invention!

>> No.9680458

>>9680441
did he died

>> No.9680467

>>9680458
if he didnt, hes still american and probably owes his hospital several million dollars and the man who attacked him probably successfully sued him

this is why its every american's duty to get an LLC, so they can protect themselves in court when these things inevitably happen

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imagine being this desperate for attention
>>9680467

>> No.9680478

>>9680444
Why would you want to eat this

>> No.9680486

>>9680444
>americans won't eat mayo because it looks too much like cum
>they literally invent a bun that behaves like a pus-filled abscess

THE ABSOLUTE

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>>9678561
>the black father is still there

>> No.9680501

>>9680486
Americans love mayo. Where the fuck have you been?

>> No.9680528

>>9680501
https://www.popsci.com/mayonnaise-disgust

its science :^)

>> No.9680560

>>9679487
Apple turnovers.

>Envelope
Puff pastry

>Filling
Apple
Brown sugar
Cornstarch
Cinnamon
Nutmeg

Put the filling ingredients in a pan
Bring to a boil, then simmer until reduced.
Remove from heat when consistency is of your liking.

cut circles from the puff pastry (squares will also work)
Fill with a reasonable amount of apple filling
Eggwash the borders
Close like in the video.
eggwash
Garnish with the blunt end of a knife
Bake at 400° until they're ready (some 25 30 minutes.)
Let them cool.

>> No.9680567

>>9680528
>article about the prevalence of mayonnaise in American cuisine
>this means American don't like mayo

?

>> No.9680596

>>9678839
Half of the video
>OK, this is just corn cream
Adds pecans
>God... I wonder if that will taste good
Adds Cool Whip
>Stop this please stop it

That's tex mex food for you.

I also just realized that's pineapple.

>> No.9680611

>>9678925
>420
Yes

>> No.9680616

>>9680441
the fuck is wrong with the two guys on the left? they didn't even bother to hold that insane faggot.

>> No.9680628

>>9680616
if they even called the cops they could be sued for it

>> No.9680643

>>9675698
I like this guy. He knows well what's he doing but does it meme way.

>> No.9680668

>>9680417
>being retarded enough to not understand satire

>> No.9680691

>>9675698
what an absolute master

>> No.9680699

>>9680417
>microwave screen was literally in Japanese
>how do americans hurr durr
I mean i know that americans are faggot idiots but your post is absolutely retarded.

>> No.9680703

>>9680691
>>9675698
>lol im such a flousisher huh huh look @ me take 10 hours to cut a piece of meat on a band saw and then sprinkle salt on it

seriously that first cut at about 20s in where he almost loses his damn finger jesus christ fuck this dude

>> No.9680707

>>9680699
>text is all in english
>implying its not weebshit with gratuitous japanese because "lolll yassss just like my k-ons XD"

>> No.9680709

>>9676163
It's worse than that, in Korea the bulging sacks under the eyes is a desirable thing they get surgeries for, it's called aegyo sal which means something like cute fat.

>> No.9680710

>>9680699
fuck off, namefag

>> No.9680711

>>9680709
koreans are mentally ill

>> No.9680718

>>9678067
imagine being american
imagine being so cucked you cant even make a pie without it being a symbol of womyn-worship

>> No.9680721

>>9680710
make me

>> No.9680732

>>9680721
I will.
By shitposting all over the board using the same name. That will show everybody I'm better than you!

>> No.9680739

>>9680721
>>9680732
who the fuck are you both?

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>>9679973

Yes, it's definitely /ck/ kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9m6FoSw4jE

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>>9678857

>> No.9680788

>>9680778

Every week on this board I stumble upon something that makes me realize that Japs are even more fucked than I previously thought.

>> No.9680816

>>9680778
>I wish to goop back and forth

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>>9678848
this actually hurts to watch

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>>9678839
What pisses me off the most about Jack is how he tastes things. Takes a bite, arms spread, slowly shaking his head while fixating the camera with his eyes. Quite like "oh god this is so good look at me I'm so pro". I hope he dies in a kitchen fire. Or even better, to salmonella.

>> No.9680835

>>9675739
>>9678801
but why does he eat sandwiches like that?
I thought it was a one time occurence but now I don't know. Is he legit retarded?

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>>9680835
I would say he is borderline retarded

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>>9678848

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>>9678552

>> No.9681704

>>9679979
Proof that making your entire career based on how aesthetically pleasing your recipes look when you're cooking iy as the only way to make food delicious is hogwash.

>> No.9681717

>>9678194
Would be good if this were strawberry flavoured and had ground up dried raspberries on top for tang

>> No.9681734

>>9678515
What is the corn cob looking thing smothered in?

It was on one of those Mexican webms with the piles of junkfood piled up in a Styrofoam container. I thought it was batter for frying..

>> No.9681748

>>9678703
This idea could work only you would want to use chicken stock instead of plain water, and only start with 1/3 the amount of liquid and add it over time like a rissoto.
Otherwise if you want 1 pot pasta you're better off just getting a jar of Ragu and dumping it on your cooked pasta cold.

>> No.9681921

>>9680486
>mayonnaise
>looks like cum
You must have gross-looking cum, anon.

>> No.9682006

>>9680280
Dairy overproduction back in 2016 (or '15, I forget) resulted in massive stockpiles of cheese threatening to collapse the dairy industry, so it gets crammed into every possible product/recipe.

>>
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