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Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:02:43 2017 No.9673172 [DELETED]

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>Hey, handsome! What'd you bring to the potluck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:03:25 2017 No.9673174 that feel when no gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:04:16 2017 No.9673184 File: 18 KB, 300x250, 1497939168347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9673174

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:06:18 2017 No.9673199 >>9673172 Paper plates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:10:15 2017 No.9673224 >>9673174 That feel when no gf and the thought of someone around all the time sounds horrible. Just cant fucking win.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:11:43 2017 No.9673231 >>9673172 Crock pot cheesy potatoes. Time to fuck some fat chicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:15:08 2017 No.9673252 >>9673224 Don't let her move in with you retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:15:30 2017 No.9673254 >>9673172 I imagine walking in on them all getting fucked at once would sound like feeding time at a pig farm

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:15:34 2017 No.9673255 I like fat girls, and much like mushrooms, you gotta know which ones are good and which ones are poisonous. These look pretty deadly. As for bringing stuff to potlucks, I bring haggis, neeps and tatties, generally. Or some baked tuna/salmon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:16:20 2017 No.9673263 >>9673172 Only blue hair and sunglasses are below my standards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:24:30 2017 No.9673307 File: 3.13 MB, 426x426, 1506996235170.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9673263

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:29:21 2017 No.9673344 >>9673307 I hate this faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:52:23 2017 No.9673472 >>9673344 If it makes you feel better, he's never won an award that he was nominated for.

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:19:31 2017 No.9673575

>>9673172
My appetite ;)

but seriously, If this is a pre-mulligan potluck, I have so many choices. I'd probably slay these bitches with my pörkölt and nokedli, simply based on cost vs return. It would land me the Green Cardigan and Rodent Rhonda for sure, with Blue-haired Val Kilmer operating the live-feed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:23:02 2017 No.9673591 >>9673172 might fuck the one all the way on the left

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:23:33 2017 No.9673593 >>9673255 JUST

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:26:31 2017 No.9673601 yes yes maybe no no yes no

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:27:14 2017 No.9673609 File: 29 KB, 432x288, 1325834812963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9673172 DEEZ NUTS

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:27:47 2017 No.9673610 Hawaiian sliders

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:30:03 2017 No.9673621 File: 218 KB, 300x366, 1475717386710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9673172 Why, I brought the President of the United States of America, Mr. Donald J. Trump, as my guest. Say hello, girls!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:31:56 2017 No.9673629 >>9673172 Wtf, are you in Gamma Iota Sigma?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:38:23 2017 No.9673662 File: 389 KB, 400x416, 1501613290257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK OFF ROASTIES

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:40:55 2017 No.9673671 File: 139 KB, 394x360, 1500418980335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9673224 Android gfs cant come soon enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:43:59 2017 No.9673683 >>9673172 from left to right fuck 1# and kill the rest

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:46:33 2017 No.9673692 >>9673671 Apple is superior.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:20:57 2017 No.9673799 Where is this from? I think I know the girl in the middle.

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:24:20 2017 No.9673803

>>9673172
I brought some extra large sausage for some extra large ladies, now which one of you brought the fish tacos?

Or to put it bluntly, I brought my cock. I am going to have sex with all of you. Rough, dirty, unprotected sex, probably involving the food.
I am going to eat creamed corn out of your cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:27:41 2017 No.9673814 >>9673172 I brought 35 rounds of 5.56 NATO, served hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:30:12 2017 No.9673824 >>9673172 Sugar free pie!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:34:13 2017 No.9673836 >>9673824 That's one way to clear the room

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:37:59 2017 No.9673855 >>9673814 >implying 5.56 could damage a true hambeast

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:50:22 2017 No.9673895 File: 122 KB, 640x960, gallery-1498851449-shot-4-336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >corn chowder >paper bowls

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 03:10:33 2017 No.9674145 >>9673692 Inb4 Apple removes the penis jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 03:15:41 2017 No.9674159 water

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 03:24:40 2017 No.9674185 File: 185 KB, 820x520, 19b-SlimFast-Shake-Review.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9673172 >Hey, handsome! What'd you bring to the potluck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 03:32:50 2017 No.9674218 >>9673172 brownies :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 03:33:38 2017 No.9674220 Nothing. As a woman, it's your duty to cook for ME. Get to work, "ladies".

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 04:12:06 2017 No.9674309 >>9673263 The blue shirt literally has a man jaw It's a fat dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 04:13:41 2017 No.9674312 >>9673172 Not enough, I reckon.

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