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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Anon, we're out of milk.

>> No.9670765
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9670765

>>9670748
go to the store and get some you skank

>> No.9670770
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9670770

gimme yo milk bitch

>> No.9670778

>>9670748
You seem to have plenty

>> No.9670791

I think fake freckles might be one of the least attractive things you can find on a woman if you don't could actual deformities.

>> No.9670815

>>9670791
I have some naturally but when I wear make-up it covers them so I just redraw them ontop of where they already are.

>> No.9670820

>>9670748
>septum piercing
No thank you.

>> No.9670822

>>9670748
Those are some unfortunate lips.

>> No.9670851
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>>9670791
>I think fake freckles might be one of the least attractive things you can find on a woman if you don't could actual deformities.

Serious question. Have you ever seen a black woman's vagina? It looks like a fucking horse.

There's a very good reason why even black guys prefer any other race than a black woman.

>> No.9670872

>>9670748

I've got soybeans, cashews, almonds, flax, oats, rice, hemp seed, and peanuts; I also have iota and kappa carrageegan, xanthan gum, soy lecithin, and several types of neutral vegetable oil, if I want to get fancy with the texture and level of fat. I can make a new milk!

>> No.9670879

>>9670815
Just don't use makeup then. You're already beautiful.

>>9670851
I meant on humans.

>> No.9670884

>>9670851
Not him but I have. It was the same as a white girl's pussy, just a different color on the outside. Kind of purple on the labia, but still pink inside. Pleb taste anon.

>> No.9670890

>>9670879
T-thanks...

>> No.9670895
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9670895

FUCK YOU

>> No.9670902

>>9670890
p-post cute pic of you cooking, a-anon

>> No.9670906

>>9670815

GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9670928

>>9670851
>Serious question. Have you ever seen a black woman's vagina? It looks like a fucking horse.

Black + Red looks like a fucking abortion. But pussy is pussy.

You just have to not look and just stick your dick in it.

>> No.9670929

>>9670791
the nose ring os worse....and i bet she has pointy elbows.

yuck

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>>9670902

>> No.9670941

>>9670872
None of those things make milk.

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9670943

>>9670884
>It was the same as a white girl's pussy, just a different color on the outside

Yeah, just a different color...

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9670945

>>9670815
3DPD reeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.9670955

>>9670748
Of course we are. We stopped keeping milk around like five years ago.

>> No.9670958

>>9670936
N-nice freckles, Anon....

But I'm sorry, I'm just not into Australians.

>> No.9670968

>>9670941

They make something close enough to milk that you can put cereal in it and it will taste good

>> No.9670970

>>9670890
show feminine benis

>> No.9670975

>>9670958
Phone always flips my photos :(
Being a phone poster may be worse than being australian though, so either way you shouldnt like me.

>> No.9670988

>>9670936
those are clearly man hands

>> No.9671000
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9671000

>>9670975
N-no problem Anon

>>9670970
T-this, p-please

>> No.9671006

>>9670975
take pictures with the volume buttons facing the ground, it will result in a correctly oriented picture

>> No.9671012

>>9670975
Take a picture, go into your gallery and crop it, even by a pixel. Will post correctly.
I haven't browsed on a computer for ages.

>> No.9671015

>>9670975
did you turn australia mode on

>> No.9671021

>>9671012
>haven't browsed on a computer for ages
do you have a job?

>> No.9671037

>>9671012
>I haven't browsed on a computer for ages.
The absolute state of this fucking board

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9671047

>>9671000
Even though I dont have a benis we should be friends, fellow frog poster.

>> No.9671052

>>9670748
No milk, just sauce,raw sauce

>> No.9671055
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9671055

>hey anon, what are you going to make for dinner tonight?

>> No.9671062

>>9671055
Penis

>> No.9671063
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>>9670936
What are you making? I can't make out what is mixed in with the peppers.

>> No.9671064

>>9671047
show post-op bucci

>> No.9671066
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9671066

>>9671047
Just because you tuck the sausage in, it's still there, Anon, h-haha.

>> No.9671076

>>9671063
The mix is chicken, bell peppers and onions. I make a shit ton of it with rice and beans (as pictured).

>> No.9671084

>>9670748
>>9670936
>>9671055
MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES

>> No.9671085
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9671085

>>9671066
P-pls... I just want a friend

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9671092

>there are actually women on 4chan
This depresses me immensely. I don't like being reminded of being so alone.

>> No.9671098

>>9671076
How do you make it?
Also what's your annual income? Just curious.

>> No.9671106

>>9671098
Not the previous poster but I make about 55k/yr but it really depends on where I'm stationed at

>> No.9671110

>>9671092
Honestly the worst part of /ck/. I actually met one on here and she just bullied me on discord for like two months.

>> No.9671111

>>9671098
I make it with love. $500k after taxes.

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9671114

>>9671085
Ok, no probslem fren!

>> No.9671118
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9671118

>>9671085
we can be frens

>> No.9671119

>>9671106
I was asking the chef desu but okay.

>>9671111
Nice digits but why not buy a better kitchen if you make that much?

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>>9671106
>Not the previous poster
Then why did you reply? You're a special kind of retard.

>> No.9671125

>>9671110
>online bullying
your existence is insulting. your intelligence is so low that you can't even push on the "block" button.

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>>9671121
>>9671119

>> No.9671128

>>9670936
FUCKING ROTATE THE PICTURE THE RIGHT WAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHT

>> No.9671131

>>9670815
>Grill

Reeee

>> No.9671142

>>9670968
But it's not milk.

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>>9671114
shit, meant to post this

>> No.9671150

>>9670936

I can just imagine the big sloppy stinky poop that meal is going to make for you my dear!

Whomever gets to smell/ taste that sticky salty love loaf is a lucky man!

>> No.9671156

Fucking NUT

>> No.9671161

>>9671125
I was being ironic, but, basically she was just kinda mean spirited. Oh well.

>> No.9671162 [DELETED] 

>>9671150
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.9671163

>>9671098
Cook rice as you would any other rice, add in your seasonings, I like a little hot sauce too.
I use dry beans so I soak 'em overnight, drain and add new water with seasonings and let cook on medium for a while, I dont really time it theyre just done the same time as the rice.
Sautee cubed chicken with bell pepper, onions, minced garlic (I add that last so it doesnt burn) and of course seasonings. Once the chicken is cooked through and the peppers are good and soft I drain the beans and just combine everything in the big pot. Makes about 7 or 8 lunches for me.
It fluctuates but not a lot, not poor but things could be better.

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>>9670936
helo fellow aussie.

jerking it imagining my penis inbetween those fingers desu senpai.

>> No.9671168

>>9670936
Can you flush your toilet and record the whirlpool for us?

>> No.9671172

>>9671111
>>9671119
Yeah that wasnt me, I do make it with love though.

>> No.9671189

>>9671163
What seasonings? It lasts 7-8 days? I imagine you freeze it? I make chili sometimes but only feel comfortable keeping it for like 3 days. I'm so tired of my ubereats lunches I'm trying to learn to cook.

What do you do for work now? Why did you move, that's pretty expensive.

>> No.9671199

>>9671114
>>9671145
I dont recognize either of those drinks, where are you from?

>> No.9671211
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9671211

>>9671021
I do. Rarely use a work computer, wild not use it to browse an illegal site like this, don't have a desktop at home. I have a laptop, but if I'm going to pull out a mobile shit posting device, I've already got one in my pocket.

>> No.9671221

>>9671189
I change it around but usually cumin, salt, pepper, oregano, cayenne, and a couple bay leaves in the beans while they're soaking/ cooking.
Thats more about me than Id like to tell you, but I make a lot of rash decisions.

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9671225

>>9671199
A friendly place, my fren!

>> No.9671235

>>9671189
>>9671221
Oh work, currently im a cashier at a grocery store, and I sell jewelry and art on etsy.

>> No.9671241

>>9671235
Do you have tattoos.

>> No.9671244

>>9670748
Sees female on e
Internet must resit urge to not fap it's no fap november

>> No.9671245

>>9671162
yup

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>>9671225
Sounds good to me!

>> No.9671252

>>9671055
>that bulge

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>> No.9671258

>>9671211
I feel the same. It's been many years since I sat down to be on 4chins. It's more comfy to lay in bed and browse/post. It's also easier to do imo except typing speed is a little slower.

>> No.9671259

>>9671241
I feel like youre trying to guess if you know me.

>> No.9671260

>>9671221
Thank you. How do you know what to add? By trial and error or is there something you read?

It's anonymous who cares, what kind of rash decisions? Would you have actually moved again to meet this guy if he had responded? How old are you? Are you going to school or something? Grocery store cashier is a pretty low level gig, might not sustain you very well.

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9671266

>>9671259
Yeah tattoos really narrow down the roasties well.

>> No.9671270

>>9671259
Lol. No. I was going to ask if you had memetastic cooking tats, but I just genuinely think tatted girls are hot.