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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Nov 9 07:48:09 2017 No.9669331 [Reply] [Original]

>your cocktail will be $38

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 07:51:04 2017 No.9669337 If I tip a twenty. Can I get a G and smoke a bowl in the back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 09:45:05 2017 No.9669568 File: 116 KB, 650x866, IMG_1146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >One of our chef de cuisine's signature creations, for you sir.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 09:48:33 2017 No.9669581 >>9669568 What the fuck am I supposed to so with that? Swear to God if that was put in front of me my first instinct would be to down what's in the shot glass. But now I'm thinking it's oil or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 09:50:36 2017 No.9669594 >>9669581 There's a /ck/ poster who works at a restaurant who puts these together as a joke. Few years back he made a whole thread of them. Many NEETs were triggered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 09:56:06 2017 No.9669617 File: 138 KB, 900x720, frodo_baggins_by_cblair-d2jokbf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll put my cock in your tail faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:45:41 2017 No.9670221 >>9669594 you got a link for me? or what i would search to find it in the archives?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:47:46 2017 No.9670231 >>9669568 Is that one of them retarded deconstructed shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:09:08 2017 No.9670334 >>9670231 yes it is one uh them thar deconstructed dishes

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 16:25:47 2017 No.9671387 I could shovel spam into a shot glass, drop a handful of kale next to it, sprinkle woodchips over it, and all of you would take it seriously and get triggered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 16:28:43 2017 No.9671402 >>9670334 I can't believe the people who come up with this shit. If brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to blow their nose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 20:20:00 2017 No.9672447 File: 40 KB, 476x356, IMG_5428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9669568 >not eating Greek salad in an upside down champagne flute what have I been doing with my life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 20:26:57 2017 No.9672484 >>9669568 rich people will pay for this just for the instagram photo

>>	chop Thu Nov 9 20:30:21 2017 No.9672506 File: 449 KB, 1600x2048, glass burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9672447 I don't think that's what you'd call a champagne flute. Here's a pic of some steamed hams

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 20:37:52 2017 No.9672534 File: 26 KB, 302x306, 1505918146102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9672506 >>9669568 >>9669331

>>	chop Thu Nov 9 20:40:14 2017 No.9672547 File: 49 KB, 720x960, chair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9672534 Take a seat, frogboy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 21:50:22 2017 No.9672835 >>9672506 I would stab the waiter with that useless tiny fork

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:31:01 2017 No.9673001 >>9669568 this is silly but doesn't look bad. I'd just lift up the glass, let the salad spread around, then put the onions and dressing on top.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:32:33 2017 No.9673007 you eat with your eyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:42:52 2017 No.9673064 >>9669594 Post more?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:44:57 2017 No.9673075 >>9669581 I'm not saying that presentation is normal, but if you do a shot of salad dressing then I have to say it's mostly your fault for being retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:46:16 2017 No.9673084 >>9669331 >>9669568 >>9672547 >the "muh le presentation xD" meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:48:54 2017 No.9673098 File: 70 KB, 720x960, 1492736059805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey good shit OP! I went to Noma a few years back, best food I've ever eaten! pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:47:33 2017 No.9673443 Do you get to keep the bong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:15:25 2017 No.9673781 >>9673098 why is the pencil pre sharpened? this ruins the whole deconstructed appeal of the dish

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:17:09 2017 No.9673785 >>9673443 idk but do i get to smoke the flowers at least

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:20:27 2017 No.9673797 >>9672506 Oh cool, now my fries are being steamed so they no longer are crunchy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:32:17 2017 No.9673830 >>9673785 Yeah puffin on that "baby's breath" :^)

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:48:38 2017 No.9673888

>>9673781
They found the creativity of the dish itself inspired many to come up with their own creative thoughts, that's why they sharpened the pencil and also provided artisanal paper for diners to draw or make notes on (which the diners could take home). It is rumored the Uber company was conceived when eating here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:55:41 2017 No.9673917 File: 48 KB, 350x196, 1510296963630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9672547

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:58:41 2017 No.9673922 >>9669568 First off, that's way too many onions for that small bit of salad. Secondly, it's fucking stupid. Whomever came up with that needs an ass whooping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 02:10:42 2017 No.9673971 >>9669568 I FUCKING DETEST this "presentation" shit. Not only is it just an excuse to give you less food, but it means people handling your food more than necessary, and letting it get cold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 02:15:45 2017 No.9673993 >>9673922 onionlet begone

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 11:14:46 2017 No.9675167 >>9673971 >burgers arseblasted when their salad is served cold

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 11:27:54 2017 No.9675220 /r/WeWantPlates

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 12:00:39 2017 No.9675329 >>9669568 >all these gullible guses falling for this picture Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 12:06:54 2017 No.9675354 >>9673917 >I'm so hungy

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 12:46:20 2017 No.9675451 File: 420 KB, 709x750, excuse me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9673971 >Waiter, excuse me, but my greek salad appears to have gone cold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 13:06:14 2017 No.9675530 >>9673888 You sir, are a gentleman and a true scholar. Fucking lol. Also nice trips

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 13:58:43 2017 No.9675742 File: 1.08 MB, 176x244, haha.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9675451 brainlet BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 14:13:47 2017 No.9675818 >>9675742 Wait.. does this lady have a penis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:19:31 2017 No.9676087 >>9675742 who is she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:32:21 2017 No.9676141 >>9672506 AURORA BOREALIS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 15:39:41 2017 No.9676176 >>9676087 >she

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:21:55 2017 No.9676338 >>9676087 Lady with a benis Sarina Valentina

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:29:54 2017 No.9676361 >>9675818 >>9676087 >they don't know /ourgal/ wow

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 16:37:25 2017 No.9676383 >>9675451 >my gazpacho is cold

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