Al/ck/oholics Anonymous

[Anonymous No.9669006]

The Girl you think about when Drunk Edition

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[Anonymous No.9669016]

>>9669006
I think about you op

[Anonymous No.9669021]

>>9669016
How so?

[Anonymous No.9669042]

>>9669006
>The Girl you think about when Drunk Edition
lol

just when i thought these threads couldn't be more pathetic

[Anonymous No.9669053]

>>9669042
You never thought that

[Anonymous No.9669060]

>>9669016
I;m thinking about thos al/ck/s

[Anonymous No.9669063]

how am i supposed to get rid of withdrawals if I can't stop puking? fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.9669066]

>>9669063
Are you eating?

[Anonymous No.9669086]

>>9669063
If you stop being addicted you won't get withdrawal

[Anonymous No.9669107]

How did your alcohol problem start?
Was it a gradual build up? Or was it triggered by some sort of incident?
I usually drink 2 six packs of beer every week just for the taste, but I have a small fear of slowly increasing the amount until I'm addicted.

[Anonymous No.9669116]

>>9669107
Was convinced I was dying for 2 years, starting aged 15. Haven’t been sober since.

[Anonymous No.9669119]

>>9669107
After quitting heroin I was unable to sleep and nothing was enjoyable or could keep my interest. Alcohol solved both problems

[Anonymous No.9669121]

>>9669107
Gradual build up for me. Dissatisfied with my failure of a life and just started drinking to cope/forget. There was a time I'd only drink beer with a football game.

[Anonymous No.9669151]

>>9669006
>Need to take a shit
>Pizza delivery is coming soon

I just know if I do go to the toilet the second I start shitting I'll hear a knock at the door.
Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.9669158]

>>9669006
Smirnoff bro, where did you go?

[Anonymous No.9669170]

>>9669151

One of life's great dilemmas, you won't beat it so you better sit tight by the door and hold it until the pizza arrives and then sit in peace. With pizza.

[Anonymous No.9669196]

>>9669170
That's what I did, only real course of action. Pizza was bretty gud too. Bit too much ham but definitely hit the spot.

[Anonymous No.9669234]

>woke up at 5am
>started drinking vodka
>drank almost entire 700ml bottle by midday and passed out on the couch
now i feel so shit that im struggling to down this drink

i should of drunk water as well so I didnt pass out and wake up with a hangover that way I could continue drinking all day

[Anonymous No.9669237]

>>9669196
>one large pizza with olives and roastie labia please

[Anonymous No.9669266]

>>9669006
>The Girl you think about when Drunk Edition


LMAO was just thinking about her.

She's overweight and ageing now but still the one I think about

[Anonymous No.9669284]

>>9669266
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.9669286]

Why is Ice Road truckers such a comfy show?

[Anonymous No.9669288]

>>9669234
how do you overcome this

[Anonymous No.9669291]

>>9669284
Please stop acting like a child. People here are stressed enough already without brats galloping around being annoying.

[Anonymous No.9669293]

>>9669158

[Anonymous No.9669298]

>>9669284
I lost faith in women sometime after college. The only girls I think about are women from my youth.

[Anonymous No.9669299]

Why do I have such an intense craving for sweets after drinking beer?

[Anonymous No.9669300]

>>9669291
you want some fucking sympathy?

go somewhere else

maybe an AA meeting or a fucking workplace where you can sob about your life all day

this is 4chan if you can't handle getting called pathetic or people being rude to you makes you upset you need to be elsewhere

[Anonymous No.9669304]

>>9669291
It's not that it's pathetic because he's thinking if a girl, it's pathetic because he's thinking of a fatty.

[Anonymous No.9669315]

>>9669300
You're talking to 2 people. I just responded in the hope that you might take a look at yourself. When was the last time you heard an adult respond to someone in the way you just did?

[Anonymous No.9669328]

Anyone ever gone to a prostitute just for a massage?

[Anonymous No.9669343]

>>9669315
You're talking to 2 people also, I was responding to what you said but I'm not the person you said it to

[Anonymous No.9669371]

>>9669107

Anxiety and avoidance disorder were fuckung my shit up because I'm not a NEET and have to constantly deal with. Alcohol fixed that but of course that was a whole nother set of problems.

[Anonymous No.9669503]

>>9669107
>Was it a gradual build up? Or was it triggered by some sort of incident?
Both. Some incidents were partially because of moderate daily drinking.

>>9669328
Have you tried a massage place instead?

[Anonymous No.9669583]

>>9669107
always drank heavily (daily) as i am/was quite a social person, but just in the evenings and i wasn't addicted

then i went through a break up and thought "fuck this, i'll just be drunk all the time" and pretty much became an alcoholic overnight. drinking before work, during work, at lunch, after work, etc

went on for years until i got broken up with again and i realised how pathetic it was to be destroying urself like this because of someone else and decided to stop drinking instantly. first couple of weeks were complete hell but now, months later, i feel pretty good

sometimes i slip up and have a drink and end up binging but I'm not addicted anymore, so that's nice

[Anonymous No.9669606]

>>9669063
Benzo injection from the doc

[Anonymous No.9669690]

>>9669063
Benzo up the ass with your finger

[Anonymous No.9669698]

>>9669690
or booze.

i imagine he managed to keep enough down by now. even if i throw up my first five attempts at a first drink of the day, a little of each remains, and it only really takes 1 for the vomming to stop long enough that i can down more.

[Anonymous No.9669704]

Thankfully, the only girl I used to think about has finally receded into my mind as I got over her. Only problem is, a new girl took her place. I really love and care about her, but she is starting to spiral into depression and is constantly stressed out. I am afraid that when she turns 21, she will fall into our lifestyle and I will not be able to save her.

Tried discouraging her, but she had a good experience with alcohol once so she is convinced that it is the best thing for her.

[Anonymous No.9669716]

>>9669006
I'm a straight guy, but when I get shitfaced and have scared all my matches off on tinder I download Grindr and go to pound town on some ole boys ass and suck his dick pretending he's a trap. Only allow fembois or soy Bois. Does this make me gay?

[Anonymous No.9669719]

>>9669704
You're either a sex predator or you're way too young to be an alcoholic

Save that shit for when you're in your fifties, you have grown children, you've hit your career ceiling, and you hate your job and life

[Anonymous No.9669734]

>>9669716
no fucking other men isn't gay

[Anonymous No.9669741]

>>9669716
obviously yes, why are you even posting that here?

[Anonymous No.9669777]

>>9669719
Started drinking young since I grew up in Europe. I am 23. She is 19 and American.

Summarized life story starts here:

Got disillusioned quickly and have a fuck ton of regrets. College drop out, went in America so I dropped a few thousand for nothing. Family pretty much cut me out entirely because I am not perfect enough for their WASP lifestyle, and I am the reason my cousin got sent to prison. Everything connected to his arrest weighs heavily on me. I literally could not get a job if I tried, and I have tried, and the one I did have I ruined because I am a fucking aspie. Several dozen professionally and institutionally diagnosed illnesses and mental disorders, including the all too fun cancer which I guess fizzled out, severe manic depression, bipolar which overlaps the depression, debilitating autism, need the strongest glasses prescription you've ever seen in your life so any form of military life is cut out entirely, severe sleep apnea despite not being 400lbs, severe acid reflux, and a slew of other things. I also have hereditary high blood pressure, cholesterol, high risks for all sorts of shit, and so much baggage that you'd swear I was 50.

End of life story, and it's only going to get worse from here.

TL;DR I might as well be 50.

[Anonymous No.9669849]

Sober life is underrated. It’s almost problem free.

[Anonymous No.9669874]

>>9669777
>I am the reason my cousin got sent to prison
explain

[Anonymous No.9669930]

>>9669874
Basically saving me from getting raped and robbed. They spun it into a hate crime so he has first and second degree murder charges and then a few more years for that because God Bless the US of A.

[Anonymous No.9669966]

Being a drunk is like walking on a treadmill. A lot of effort and you get nowhere. I used to get drunk and reminisce about girls from the past. It's just pathetic and does nothing to resolve the situation. There are plenty of other decent reasons to drink, however. Having no interest in one's own life is a good one.

[Anonymous No.9669991]

>>9669741
Yeah I mean I get it, the activity itself might be a bit gay
But men are repulsive to me. Hate the idea of a hairy dude trying to be intimate with me. Only pick little feminine ones. Only like dicks and buttholes my friend. Can't believe I've sunk so low.

If I didn't drink I wouldn't do such a thing but my horny cock knows no bounds

[Anonymous No.9669995]

>>9669930
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.9670043]

>>9669995
They were hispanic and my cousin has a history with racism I guess. He was staying with me in a spare room, so he was able to intervene.

It was my mistake for being so naive. I'd been friends with them beforehand so I trusted them. Figured we were just going to chill. Turns out they were conning me.

[Anonymous No.9670070]

>>9669966
Pets are superior to romantic relationships desu. They’re much easier to make happy and generally nicer than people.

[Anonymous No.9670092]

>>9669006
246 days sober after 15 years of nightly blackout drinking. I just couldn't take it anymore and stopped.

I hope those of you who want it manage to quit somehow too. Until then, have one for me and hang in there.

[Anonymous No.9670096]

>>9669328
A buddy of mine went through great lengths to find a massage parlor that was family friendly and wouldn't try to jerk him off but it happened anyways

[Anonymous No.9670102]

>>9670043
I'm sorry I just want to clarify this, they planned to rape you too?

[Anonymous No.9670109]

>>9670102
Yes.

[Anonymous No.9670119]

Who /nostalgia/ here?

[Anonymous No.9670129]

>>9670070
Le this desu famalam

Love my little dog and she loves me. Spoons with me, eats with me, always down for a cuddle.

[Anonymous No.9670134]

>>9670109
Are.. are you a grill?

[Anonymous No.9670142]

>>9670119
What I would give just to see all their little rigid throbbing prepubescent cocks sticking out of their jeans, aching for a suck

[Anonymous No.9670163]

>>9670142
Gross! Why are you bringing that into /ck/?

[Anonymous No.9670183]

>>9670134
Maybe, but my first post should indicate my preference, anon.

[Anonymous No.9670196]

>>9670163
This tbqh

[Anonymous No.9670287]

at this weird point where im really bored all the time but i think of hangovers/wd/shitty sleep/gaining weight and i just say fuck it and take the boredom.

this is only during the week

[Anonymous No.9670315]

>>9670287
Dem few hours every day where you feel awesome and immortal tho

[Anonymous No.9670319]

>>9670142
Are you Charlie Sheen?

[Anonymous No.9670347]

Few no drunk food nearby

Should I get on my motorbike?

[Anonymous No.9670352]

>>9670347
no

[Anonymous No.9670370]

Where are you guys from?

[Anonymous No.9670373]

>>9670347

[Anonymous No.9670405]

>>9670370
Lithuania. Currently drinking 0.7L of Sir Edwards (cheapest whiskey)
I drink minimum of 6 beers per day maximum 1L of vodka+

[Anonymous No.9670413]

>>9670405
Started in 2011 summer btw, can't wait to die.

[Anonymous No.9670414]

>>9670405
Nice bud

Kentucky, USA here drinking Wild Turkey

[Anonymous No.9670425]

Been off whiskey since Sunday, haven't smoked weed in about a week.
Subsisting on about 5-6 beers a night and whatever coke I have left.
I'm fuckin over it.

[Anonymous No.9670428]

>>9670370
Germany, got me some cheap beer and cheap rum after a hard days work

[Anonymous No.9670430]

>>9670414
In the future if I'm not dead I will ship my bmw e91 to usa and drive across it from boston to california and back, i'll visit all of the states, spend evenings drinking in motels.I have some money already and speaking about 2019 summer. Cheers bro

[Anonymous No.9670431]

>>9670370
Western MA
Sipped on a little of this last night but my alcoholic days are mostly behind me

[Anonymous No.9670438]

>>9670428
5,0 beer good.50 cents, in lithuania its 1eur for a can while salaries are lower almost 3x :/

[Anonymous No.9670446]

>>9670370
France.

[Anonymous No.9670449]

>>9670370
Vermont.

[Anonymous No.9670451]

>>9670446
went to france back in like 2010 or 2011, Le mans if specifically. Went there with rytas ultras supporters of a basketball club from vilnius when we played against Le mans sarthe basket, i remember how we bought cheap wine in 1.75L bottles in le mans and then drank it on our way home to lithuania in the van. Good fucking days.

[Anonymous No.9670457]

>>9670431
Went to college in Western MA. Williamstown.

Most beautiful part of the Northeast

[Anonymous No.9670463]

>>9670438
Yeah, there are cheaper ones, but I hate the hassle with glass bottles

[Anonymous No.9670498]

>>9670463
Yeah man, Cheers! Do you think I look slavic btw? As a lithuanian

[Anonymous No.9670500]

>>9670431
Based W Mass. I'm in Eastern MA myself, but have some great friends in Hadley. Nice area.

[Anonymous No.9670513]

>>9670498
Nothing particularly slavic, you could easily pass for a German

[Anonymous No.9670522]

>>9670315
>Dem few hours every day where you feel awesome and immortal tho

no luck with that yet.

I keep waking up at night and feeling like I'm not here. Like none of this is me and I'm not seeing/doing/perceiving anything.

Anyone else get this?

[Anonymous No.9670527]

>>9670513
post your pic

[Anonymous No.9670549]

>>9670500
Hadley's about where I am. I quite like it.

[Anonymous No.9670557]

>>9670549
Why do you hate Williamstown?

[Anonymous No.9670559]

>>9670527
nah, sry not here

[Anonymous No.9670569]

This is the most diverse thread on 4chan...Lithuania to Ethiopia to California to New Zealand

[Anonymous No.9670581]

>>9670569

[Anonymous No.9670606]

>>9670498
Ethiopia here

Alkies around the world unite

[Anonymous No.9670624]

>>9670569
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita

Lithuania is #3 in the world by alcohol consumption what do you expect? Though I was impressed by new hampshire in usa being more alcoholic than even #1 belarus

https://www.statista.com/statistics/442848/per-capita-alcohol-consumption-of-all-beverages-in-the-us-by-state/

[Anonymous No.9670652]

>>9670498
>lithuanians
>slavs

[Anonymous No.9670663]

>>9670569
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

reporting

[Anonymous No.9670675]

>>9670624
I'm about to go to NH to pick some up. Part of that number could be skewed by the number of people from out of state who go to NH because they usually have a wider selection and they always have lower prices. NH learned a long time ago to keep their alcohol and cigarette taxes lower than any state around them for increased sales. Still works.

[Anonymous No.9670682]

>>9670096
You have to find a spa, if it's advertised as a parlor chances are your getting a hand on you dick

[Anonymous No.9670693]

anyone else super depersonalized when hungover/wd?

[Anonymous No.9670695]

>>9670606

:3 you're cute

[Anonymous No.9670698]

>>9670569
I live in Canada.

Highest booze prices in the developed world, it's shit.

[Anonymous No.9670700]

>>9670557
It's up by North Adams right? As far as I know there's nothing but dragons in that part of the state

[Anonymous No.9670708]

>>9670606
Aren't you the guy that's posted about being a virgin on /fit/? You're on the alcoholic thread too? I don't get it. You're a good looking guy. What are you doing wrong.

[Anonymous No.9670710]

>>9670698
What? Higher than Scandinavia?

[Anonymous No.9670723]

>>9670700
Anything outside of 495.

[Anonymous No.9670731]

>>9669991
lmao same

I've shagged men - especially older ones for money - but the idea of it repulses me

[Anonymous No.9670734]

>>9670700
Williams College, bud

https://youtu.be/2tKhoecVqsw

[Anonymous No.9670749]

>>9670070
Wont argue with you on that.

[Anonymous No.9670757]

>>9670092
congrats. hope you continue.

[Anonymous No.9670779]

>>9670675
There's a giant liquor store right when you cross the MA border into NH. Stopped there on the way to a beach house this summer. They had a really nice cognac for like $35 that would be $45-50 in Boston most places in Boston.

[Anonymous No.9670790]

>>9670708
Lol i just hate myself dude

[Anonymous No.9670866]

>>9670779
The State liquor stares are great, but they don't sell beer or cigarettes, which is kind of a pain in the ass. And, of course, no one else is allowed to sell liquor, just beer and wine. I think the strongest thing I've found in a supermarket is an 18% red port. Not great, but any "port" in a storm.

[Anonymous No.9670938]

>>9670866
$28.99 handles of Johnny Walker Red is the best special.

[Anonymous No.9670948]

>all these queermos
Would fuck a trap though.

[Anonymous No.9671051]

>>9670522

Yes, you're killing your brain. Stop drinking before it becomes permanent. Trust me, it fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.9671074]

>>9669063
I'm thinking about going to the doc and say I have anxiety and can't grocery shop or do my job without panic attacks just so I can get benzos for withdrawls

>>9669328
I'd go to an actual massue. I asked a stripper to just give me a shoulder rub and like breath/bite my ears once and it worked out ok. It's easy to find the jerkoff places, tinted outside windows, Thais or Asians in general...My question is where can I get a massage without being forcefully jerked off.

Anyways hope all you lads are doing well, I have a 3 day weekend so hopefully I can taper this fifth a day habit and don't end up binging instead...place your bets...

[Anonymous No.9671079]

>>9671051
It was here before the drinking.

[Anonymous No.9671138]

Spending my day off trying not to drink, since when I do drink it pretty much ranges from 400-750 mL a day and I've drank almost every day for the last three years. Haha. Just played seven straight hours of Total War Warhammer, and got an oil change. Just... trying to keep busy.

[Anonymous No.9671187]

>>9671138
Yo be safe. You can die from quitting cold turkey.

[Anonymous No.9671214]

>>9671187
I've heard, but I've gone a few days here and there without anything and have never had trouble, unless of course I should worry about dangerous effects kicking in a few days after the fact.
I'm not sure it's the best thing for me to get a little and try to wean off. I don't assume it'll work, I'll just drink more.

[Anonymous No.9671219]

>>9671074
>I'm thinking about going to the doc and say I have anxiety and can't grocery shop or do my job without panic attacks just so I can get benzos for withdrawls
You can actually buy benzo analogues on the clearnet. It's not a great idea to buy a lot of them, especially if you have alc problems, because of the addiction potential, but they're there. Just have to do a bit of research, and bam, benzos in your mailbox in 2-3 days.

[Anonymous No.9671230]

>>9669716
Yes. Yes it does. You are gay.

[Anonymous No.9671237]

>>9669006
i think about the girl inside me

I WANNA BE A WOMAN :(

[Anonymous No.9671240]

>>9671187
fuck lmao now i want to drink. See this is why I wanted to just stop, I hate how my mind convinces me it's ever a good idea to drink. Now i'm tempted.

[Anonymous No.9671251]

>>9671237
Move to Iran

[Anonymous No.9671253]

>>9669991
>>9669716
Well it's hard to say if 'being gay' is some magical property where fucking with your head to a point where you let yourself get fucked by dudes 'transforms you' into being gay. But yeah we are what we repeatedly do, and a pattern of homosexual activity definitely makes a person pretty gay.

[Anonymous No.9671257]

>>9671079

Oh well. Just be glad it doesn't happen in the daytime

[Anonymous No.9671360]

>>9671257
It happens sometimes during the day, but usually just in a half asleep state. I have shitty anxiety and I think I developed depersonalization after repeated terrible experiences with weed.

[Anonymous No.9671404]

>>9671074
>I'm thinking about going to the doc and say I have anxiety and can't grocery shop or do my job without panic attacks just so I can get benzos for withdrawls
I'm actually on medical income support due to my alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.9671478]

What's it like in inpatient rehab? What sorta stuff should I do before going? Do they take all your shit before you go in and prevent contact with the outside world like in mental health hospitals?

[Anonymous No.9671500]

>>9670119
Corey Haim sure as hell isn't

[Anonymous No.9671507]

>>9671478
I've been in detox, not rehab. It's pretty horrible. They just sat me in a bed ind fed me pills for 3 days. I ended up leaving.

[Anonymous No.9671545]

>>9671507

Shit man, so should I try to just do outpatient?

[Anonymous No.9671574]

>>9670142

[Anonymous No.9671596]

>>9671404
woah woah woah... you can get that!?

[Anonymous No.9671598]

>>9670569
Kaffirsberg suid afrika reporting

[Anonymous No.9671603]

>>9670606
>Mixed
>Ethiopia

Hmmmmm......

[Anonymous No.9671621]

>>9671253
I don't get fucked by dudes guy I do the fucking. I get super horny and jerking off doesn't do it for me anymore. I suppose it is gay, but the thought of some fellas hairy ass makes my dick shrivel. I screw em in the dark and pretend they're traps. It's like doing tinder on easy mode. Plus the conversation is usually great and gay chaps are nicer than your average person.

[Anonymous No.9671632]

>>9670370
Oregon, living in NYC

[Anonymous No.9671633]

>>9671074
naltrexone once you get through wd's

[Anonymous No.9671637]

>>9671478
its a lot easier to detox than on your own, thats for sure. when you stop getting pills then it becomes really boring.

[Anonymous No.9671639]

>>9671360
Are you me???

>Jovial kid
>Love life, very smart
>Smoke weed freshman year of his
>Have horrible psychosis
>Never ever the same again
>Become anxiety riddled husk

[Anonymous No.9671647]

>>9671214
Withdrawals top around day 3 or 4.
Withdrawals can also give brain damage and kindling, seizures are not the only danger.

>>9671478
I've been to a few detox and rehab.
You should take books, music* and food that don't need a fridge and can't make a mess. For phone/internet, it depends on the place. Sometime they block you from the outside world for the first week, but then allow it. You have to ask these question at the place you're thinking about going.
*if they take your phone, take another mp3 player. They may only take the sim card. If they take headphones, idk you're screwed I guess. Sometime they only take cables at night (to prevent suicide)
It depends if you're in the psych-ward or a rehab-only place, and how they decide to make the rules.

The first week or two sucks. You're withdrawing, on meds to keep them out of dangerous levels. There isn't much to do beside smoking cigarettes.
If it's a good rehab (not only detox) they have activities where you learn to live sober, but the detox part is boring as fuck.

>>9671545
If you manage to do it as outpatient (it takes some guts to do it in your regular drinking environment), it's way more comfortable than a hospital.
I'd try that first.

[Anonymous No.9671648]

Okay so now I've just gotten emotional, because my friends just agreed I 'have a problem' because I think it's rude to tell stories about your child's vagina on television, and I want to drink. I'm not going to, but yeah I get, like, mad or feel ostracized and I want to drink. It fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.9671666]

>>9671647
>Withdrawals top around day 3 or 4.
>Withdrawals can also give brain damage and kindling, seizures are not the only danger.
So what, do you think I should buy a little bottle and just try to wean myself off over a week or so? How do I know I'm not just lying to myself because I want to drink?

[Anonymous No.9671668]

>>9669299
you are i am afraid a gayman

[Anonymous No.9671684]

>>9669734
:)

[Anonymous No.9671698]

>>9671666
Best solution would be to ask a doctor. Or write down your symptoms and look at wikipedia's page on alcohol withdrawals, see if yours are severe enough to necessitate a taper or if you can shrug it off.
Also use beer for tapering, or something you don't like.

[Anonymous No.9671708]

>>9671647

Ok, cool, thanks. I set up an appointment with an outpatient detox, also to see if they think I'm inpatient. Just wanted to know what I"m in for or if I should go straight to inpatient.

I was pretty worried. I mean when I got taken to the mental health hospital that sucked total ass, so I wanted to make sure I prepared before.

[Anonymous No.9671719]

>>9671698
Alright, well I'm getting a pretty notable headache now, and I don't know if the way I just got really emotional is a part of it, but do you think it would be a good idea to get the tiniest bottle I can, measure out the shots 1 per coke zero, and go with that? I can probably take this self-improvement theme and just not pour retard drinks, right? I think that's what I'm gonna do. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.9671726]

>>9671719
It depends if you'll end up drinking more once tipsy, or if you have the guts to taper properly.

[Anonymous No.9671747]

>>9671639
yea about the same man.

life is alright most of the time, but i just rarely feel alive. like i dont exist and i just experience shit as it goes on around me.

meditation and the concept of nonself helped for me.

[Anonymous No.9671759]

>>9671747
Thanks for sharing man. Im sorry that happened to you too. What helped me was just keeping myself busy.

[Anonymous No.9671768]

>>9671747
I also feel like I'm not alive half the time. Don't feel anything at all besides sadness and anxious.

[Anonymous No.9671778]

>>9669503
>Have you tried a massage place instead?

Of course, it's just that lately when I've felt like a massage it's been night time so the only place I'd be able to get a massage is a brothel or rub and tug.

[Anonymous No.9671781]

>>9671596
Apparently. I was just trying to get unemployment and they approved me from medical.

[Anonymous No.9671788]

>>9671647
The detox I was at wouldn't allow phones.

[Anonymous No.9671795]

>>9671747
>>9671759
>>9671768
Not that I doubt you guys, because I feel the same way a lot of the time, but don't you think that's more normal than we realize? People get depressed and detached all the time when they can't stick to a schedule or put their head where their body is. At this point I don't know what's normal and what's a symptom of what my habits.

[Anonymous No.9671799]

>>9671759
No prob dude. Keeping busy really does help. Ime travelling all over the us for work and my anxiety levels and drive to drink have been drastically lower during the week.

>>9671768
if im wasted i'l feel all sorts of shit because the gaba receptors are firing so the anxiety lessens off. having a gf helps

[Anonymous No.9671843]

>>9671799
>having a gf helps

Nobody prepared me for all the cute girls I'd be hanging out with after AA meetings.

[Anonymous No.9671856]

>>9669006
I think about many girls depending on the mood senpai. Some that I've met. Some that I'll never.

[Anonymous No.9671863]

>>9669107
I honestly believe I was predestined to it. There exists a picture from my (very late) alcohol debut with me holding my first real beer and I can tell from my smile in that pic where I was going to end up.

[Anonymous No.9671901]

>>9671856
Fuck, I miss Christmas beer.

[Anonymous No.9671907]

>>9669107
Mine the second the alcohol hit my lips. Haven't been able to quit.

[Anonymous No.9671928]

>>9671863
>>9671907
>>9669107
I remember that before I had ever even had a drink, I told my coworker 'when I get older and can buy alcohol, I'll probably just take a few shots in the morning before work, I mean, why not if it makes the day go better?'
Not that it's all so mystical or fateful or anything, fact is I've always seen alcohol and substance as medicine. I've always been the same type of depressed though, at least since I found out what porn was (and vice). I just felt like I lost grace and was disinvited from the world from there on out, nothing you can do but sit around and wait it out, or do that damn thing, whether its drinking or some other addiction.

[Anonymous No.9671934]

should I buy a 6 pack of bud light platinum tonight?

down to my last $40 and i aint got no job and wont be getting one for like a month

but the drink

she calls me

[Anonymous No.9671983]

>>9671934
So you've got only $40 to last you like a month?

[Anonymous No.9672006]

>>9671983
yeah after that $40 im total bum status

[Anonymous No.9672010]

>>9671983
>>9671934
I can feel a food prep discussion coming on!!!~

[Anonymous No.9672025]

>>9672006
Do you have a job coming in a month for sure? Must be tough when you know you're going to want to drink.

[Anonymous No.9672030]

>>9672006
Then no, dude. Use the $40 to buy enough food to feed yourself for the month. It'll be tough enough $40 but even tougher with less and I'm gathering that if you frequent these threads a six pack is gonna last you maybe 2-3 hours and not even gonna get you pissed.
If you have a credit card that isn't maxed out and know for sure you will have a job soon then buy beer with that.

[Anonymous No.9672036]

>>9672025
the job market is really good in my city i just have to stop being so anxious all the time to walk into a place and get a job, basically im just a pathetic drunk and wont be able to start working towards functionality again until i literally dont even have the pocket change to buy olde english

[Anonymous No.9672050]

>>9672030
i actually have like $10 worth of ramen stached away at a friends house so itll be hard to starve

[Anonymous No.9672074]

>>9672036
Ah, interesting. I know what you mean. Luckily my job is so lenient and I have a nepotism aspect going on so I'm under barely any scrutiny. Kind of infantilizing really, but yeah I can see where I would hide away until I literally need the job. Hope the market is as good as you say it is, friend.

[Anonymous No.9672076]

>>9672050
Fair enough, I'm not your dad so I guess go for it. We both know it's unwise and you asked purely because you wanted another drunk who was justifying their purchase to tell you it was okay so you felt less bad.
I ask /ck/ whether I should buy more everytime I know I shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.9672093]

>>9672076
the booze is a sick mistress

ive been averaging 6 beers a day for the last 2 weeks, you think once im fully broke ill get sick or am i down to a low enough amount?

[Anonymous No.9672103]

>>9672076
Now I'm all confused because I came here to say I was working through quitting drinking and someone helped to convince me to buy a 'taper'. It's hard to figure out what's denial and what isn't, though I doubt anyone here is sincerely trying to help each other quit. You say you stopped and suddenly people chime in talking about seizures and brain damage, but then again maybe I showed up because I needed an excuse?

[Anonymous No.9672104]

>>9672093
I thought you were being serious

[Anonymous No.9672110]

>>9672103
>You say you stopped and suddenly people chime in talking about seizures and brain damage, but then again maybe I showed up because I needed an excuse?

I think you have me confused with someone else.

[Anonymous No.9672114]

>>9672104
i get anxiety attacks without those 6 beers still i basically stumble into the gas station unable to form a sentence

its mostly mental illness

[Anonymous No.9672128]

>>9672114
Ah, I really couldn't say then. I'd say you need to consult a professional in that situation.

[Anonymous No.9672135]

>>9672110
I mean 'you' as in 'one' or 'me'. 'I say I stopped and suddenly people chime in'.
I do use 'you' a lot to mean 'people', it fucks up my communication sometimes. My point is you never know what's actual advice and what's an invitation back in when you're on an anonymous alcoholic thread
>just realized this is alcoholics anonymous, btw

[Anonymous No.9672163]

>>9672135
>just realized this is alcoholics anonymous, btw

It's just a pun name for the thread. There's as much celebration of alcoholism in these threads as there is people trying to quit

[Anonymous No.9672166]

been a drunk for 10 years

is AA really as good as they claim?

Is that Bill guy gonna save me with his steps?

[Anonymous No.9672284]

>>9669293
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Anonymous No.9672298]

>>9672166
>Is that Bill guy gonna save me with his steps?
No. Jazzercise has the only steps that matter.

[Anonymous No.9672319]

Tell me something that makes sense. This world is driving me mad.

[Anonymous No.9672333]

>>9672114
>i get anxiety attacks without those 6 beers still i basically stumble into the gas station unable to form a sentence
>its mostly mental illness
And/or withdrawals.
It gets better after two weeks to 3 months on the wagon. Also try CBD without THC.

>>9672135
Advices are also hard to give when you don't know if the other person needs a taper or not.

>>9672166
Depends on the group. If one is too religious, try another one in the same city.
AA doesn't work with everyone, but there are other groups without steps.

[Anonymous No.9672359]

>>9672333

It's always a safe bet to taper. Last thing anyone needs is a hospital trip because they had a seizure and fucked themselves up from the fall.

[Anonymous No.9672362]

>>9672319
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

[Anonymous No.9672381]

>>9672319
Tiddies exist

[Anonymous No.9672385]

>>9672298
Thanks for my new wallpaper

[Anonymous No.9672462]

Drinking some alcohol water

[Anonymous No.9672470]

hello alcoholics im looking to try rums. any sweet ones I should try ? also does anyone have an ingograph on alcohols?

[Anonymous No.9672474]

>>9672470
Pyrat

[Anonymous No.9672489]

>>9672470
Southern Comfort is a whiskey but sweet enough to be the sweetest rum I've had.

[Anonymous No.9672494]

what's a good mixer for vodka?

making the switch to something a bit harder than beer.

[Anonymous No.9672512]

>>9672494
Dr. Pepper
Juice
Ginger Ale
Water

Most neutral liquor ever.

[Anonymous No.9672528]

>>9672494
You’re going the wrong way, sweatie

[Anonymous No.9672682]

>>9672528
>>9672512

I got smirnoff and sprite, they didn't have ginger ale. I only got enough mix for 6 drinks, meaning I have to start taking shots after awhile.

How did I do?

[Anonymous No.9672697]

>>9672682
Start by taking shots.

[Anonymous No.9672704]

>>9672697
now that's thinkin

[Anonymous No.9672712]

How do you get a job as a bartender?

[Anonymous No.9672713]

>>9672697
this is fucking genius

[Anonymous No.9672728]

>tfw my stomach has become more sensitive to alcohol
>used to drink 40s all the time in my broke high school days
>handles of cheap plastic bottle vodkas at every party
>fast forward to now
>stomach is mad sensitive to where if I get drunk off of anything but wine I'll throw up for hours the next day

I just want to get drunk on my days off.

[Anonymous No.9672740]

>>9672728
Same.

[Anonymous No.9672742]

>>9672697
Like a Russian! They always start with two quick shots to get the ball rolling. Also, they usually put it in the freezer for an hour or so first. You know you are in for a long night (or day) when a Russian pulls a bottle of vodka out of the freezer, opens it and throws away the cap.

[Anonymous No.9672752]

On one hand I assume I'll have to quit drinking one day if I'm ever going to grow up, on another, my girlfriends parents split a box of wine every day and both perform well-paid public service at a fantastic level. Function over form, I guess.

[Anonymous No.9672775]

I only have 100 dollars left in the bank. Looks like I'll be going cold turkey.

[Anonymous No.9672783]

>>9670370
Oregon Coast

[Anonymous No.9672816]

>>9670948
Traps are gay

[Anonymous No.9672841]

>>9672712
sell drugs to the owners/managers
be good looking
be highly social
any of those three

[Anonymous No.9672855]

He's got a point, you know.

[Anonymous No.9672863]

>>9672855
Decent beer tastes good if you are older than 12 years.

[Anonymous No.9672878]

>>9672855
Can we show some restraint this time and just quickly agree Randall's an autistic smartass?

[Anonymous No.9672886]

>>9672841
How does one sell drugs, hypothetically speaking? Also how will being good looking help? Do I just show up and they'll hire me?

[Anonymous No.9672890]

>>9671795
No because I was a turbo normie before smoking pot. The psychosis really made me look at life differently, and I couldn't talk to anyone about it because I didn't want to be institutionalized or something. P. Scary... I started getting into weird music Playing guitar and DJing, friends were all like wtf.. tried wearing skinny jeans one time, it was a disaster.

[Anonymous No.9672895]

>>9671843
Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.9672898]

>>9672886
...

[Anonymous No.9672908]

>>9672898

[I assume this is basically an (...) No.9672911]

Anyone tried this? Thoughts?

Apparently people are circlejerking about how rare these are outside of Japan.

[Anonymous No.9672925]

>>9672494
Cranberry obvly

[Anonymous No.9672939]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwMfOPI7BLE


tfw 48 hours til I get to bringe drink and pretend to be a magnanimous charitable person

[Anonymous No.9672942]

>>9669266
captain of my debate team who got a full ride to Oxford.

Probably a lawyer or a doctor by now

[Anonymous No.9672949]

>>9672494
beer

[Anonymous No.9672959]

>>9672942
>Wanting to fuck an insect

[Anonymous No.9672970]

>>9669716
>posting copy pastes on an anonymous Bangladeshi fish trapping website
Now that's really gay

[Anonymous No.9673022]

>tfw your personal faults that you've been trying so hard to fix over the years finally manage to ruin your life, so all you can think to do is get so hammered that you're forced to sleep until tomorrow.

Why am I the way I am?

[Anonymous No.9673031]

>>9670790
You should try not. I mean really. I think you're a good looking guy and you probably have more going for you than you think. Just a suggestion.

[Anonymous No.9673080]

>smoking women I used to work with asks If I want to go out and get a few drinks last night while she's in town
>"yea sure"
>literally this woman is a 10/10
>I get nervous around her so I drank more and quicker
>got drunk as fuck and started talking about politics
>said nigger at least a few times
>made a complete ass out of myself


WELP

[Anonymous No.9673113]

>>9673080
>>got drunk as fuck and started talking about politics
self-pwnt

although over here, I'll probably cop shit among non-friends just for saying "that's gay".

[Anonymous No.9673118]

>>9673113
Luckily I live in a very white and wealthy area. Otherwise I surely would have gotten my ass beat for saying nigger.

I rarely see black people, Maybe once a month if that.

[Anonymous No.9673123]

>>9670092
That's awesome, congratulations. Gives me hope, as I wish to get there some day too.

[Anonymous No.9673138]

Roast me

[Anonymous No.9673139]

>>9670142
I get you were joking but still...wtf man

[Anonymous No.9673142]

>>9673138
Obvious 16 year old girl/10

[Anonymous No.9673152]

>>9673118
des I rarely see black people either (Australia, we get asians and lebs) but saying nigger in public will get you ostracised or punched.

Over here, there isn't much reason for anti-African prejudice since we don't have black gang violence, so no-one says nigger outside of US cultural leakage like rap music.

[Anonymous No.9673166]

>>9673138
Is your region the one where they put antifreeze ingredients in Fireball?

Also I don't think you need out help roasting you, it's self-explanatory.

[Anonymous No.9673167]

>>9673138
bad choices all around but at least the vodka is vodka

[Anonymous No.9673185]

>>9670370
Orlando

[Anonymous No.9673186]

>>9673152
>so no-one says nigger outside of US cultural leakage
Well except my chinese friend who says "nigga" to his mother. But that's different.

>>9673166
>*need our help

[Anonymous No.9673190]

>>9673166
>antifreeze
not really fair to call it that
propylene glycol is in ice cream

[Anonymous No.9673203]

>>9673167
>>9673142
>>9673166
>>9673186

You faggots can't name a single flaw

[Anonymous No.9673213]

>>9673138
shoulda of have four times russki standart

[Anonymous No.9673240]

>>9673190
Fair cop. I'm just going off what I read in an article.

>>9673203
(You) are worth less than the alcohol you bought.

[Anonymous No.9673245]

>just made swedish meatballs with mash and brown sauce
stay busy lads

[Anonymous No.9673271]

>>9673245
Idle hands ect.

That's why I'm playing Mario Bros. And drinking ice-cold tea with bour- Damnit.

[Anonymous No.9673286]

>>9673245
I've been sitting around at my PC drinking from waking up till falling asleep since Nov 1st. It needs to change soon.

[Anonymous No.9673313]

>>9673240
Which bottle should I chug to commit suicide

[Anonymous No.9673366]

>>9673080
Dude. What were the odds she was going to share your racist views? Even if she did, you'd want to save that shit for way later.
The real world doesn't operate like 4chan. Even if she was like you, she ain't going to be the hot chick talking to the guy saying nigger at the bar.

[Anonymous No.9673374]

>>9673138
Most of us are secretly jealous of your supply, regardless of the 2 bottles of bitch spirits.

[Anonymous No.9673381]

>>9673366
I'm just now realizing this

[Anonymous No.9673387]

Knocked up my FWB

Going to AA tomorrow. Told myself I'd quit drinking if i ever had a kid. Peace out al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9673389]

xanax is better than alcohol

[Anonymous No.9673411]

Why do I only smile when I'm drunk?

[Anonymous No.9673501]

>>9673387
Abort fool.

[Anonymous No.9673510]

>>9673271

[Anonymous No.9673521]

half a bottle of vodka down and I don't feel tipsy

[Anonymous No.9673573]

>supposed to be cutting down
>drink half a handle
Fuck me. Honestly, liquor is the only thing that makes me comfortable anymore. That and cooking lazy ass meals.

I used to enjoy fishing and small game hunting but the regulations here are terrible.

[Anonymous No.9673585]

>>9673573
looks decent
it's fucking ages since I've had brocoli

[Anonymous No.9673589]

>>9673585
Brocoli is like 4 bucks a head here
Why the fuck am I going to pay that when I can buy a pound of beef for that price?

[Anonymous No.9673623]

Think I'm quitting for good after last night. It might be because I suicide in the near future, but I'm done drinking until then. Just curious how many of you have successfully quit drinking? Im on day 1 and the emotions are pushing me to the edge. Can't take these thoughts much longer.

[Anonymous No.9673632]

>>9673589
Where the fuck do you live? A good brisket was below 4 USD/lb here yesterday. Good T-Bone Steaks were on sale for 4.99/lb. And heads of broccoli were 88 cents!

[Anonymous No.9673640]

>>9673632
Canada sucks ,bud
In a lot of ways

[Anonymous No.9673643]

>tfw buddy posts his wife's ultrasound to a group chat on Sunday, all excited
>ruined my whole week thinking about all the babies me and my ex-gf had planned
>she's going to give birth to her husband's baby soon

WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCKING LET GO?

I've had some crushes that lasted way too long. But nothing like this. She was the only person I ever dated, kissed, exchanged love yous to, kissed, cuddled, everything. I've tried online dating for a couple years now. It doesn't work, no matter the platform. I'm trying to get /fit/, but it's not helping.

[Anonymous No.9673651]

>>9673643
By it doesn't work - I mean that nobody even replies to me. I've had one or two girls I got to know online, who were hours away, that I kind of started to like, but it fizzled out. I can't bring myself to feel what I felt for her, anons.

[Anonymous No.9673666]

>>9673643
how long ago was it

[Anonymous No.9673681]

>>9673666
It's been nearly 2 years since I saw her. We'd planned out the number of kids, names, our house's floor plan, what we'd grow in our garden, every little detail. We still talk sometimes as platonic friends like we started as. I can't kill myself like I think about, though. My buddy did that who was like my mom's second son, and I can't do that to her.

[Anonymous No.9673682]

>>9673643
>group chat
Discord fags need to be holocausted

[Anonymous No.9673686]

>>9673643
Just let go bud

[Anonymous No.9673689]

>>9673682
Not discord. It's a group of 4 friends and I who keep up with each other in a groupme.

[Anonymous No.9673691]

>>9673681
>We still talk sometimes as platonic friends like we started as
don't do that

[Anonymous No.9673722]

>>9673686
I love that Louis CK is being destroyed. He advocated exactly that type of thing
>Oh I hate being male
>Oh I hate being wite
>Whites are disgusting
>Males are disgusting
Meanwhile he's getting his dick out in public and flagellating himself with his poor behaviour

[Anonymous No.9673729]

>>9673643
Take some pride in not being a breeder anon, you’ll be happy your sweet child won’t be around to get raped and murdered in the upcoming wars of this century.

[Anonymous No.9673740]

I always think about X. We had a stupid fallout, I tried reaching out but they have not responded. I know that they do not have any bad feelings towards me. We always had a special connection and would talk about books, movies and life for hours. It was almost like I was their twin. I was there so much for them last year. We have not talked since the fallout in the beginning of the year and it hurts because I miss them so much.

I have tried finding someone else but no one comes close. I wish they missed me as much as I missed them and would reach out.

[Anonymous No.9673743]

>>9673722
>He bought the /pol/ meme.
Louis CK never advocated for any of that, he made jokes with it because it made people laugh and making people laugh is his job.

[Anonymous No.9673755]

>>9669006
Why are you all lonely?
Don't you know that girls love fuck ups who constantly sabotage themselves by romanticizing social isolation?

[Anonymous No.9673759]

>>9673743
Here is a real Louis CK quote
>Many people think Mark Twain is a smart guy
>But he named a character "Nigger Jim"
>He's a fucking racist and should be ignored, fuck Mark Twain, he hates black people

I summarized it a bit, but the message is the same. The fact that Louis CK can't recognize how progressive Mark Twain was, Jesus Christ. I don't even have worlds about how fucking wrong he is

[Anonymous No.9673764]

>>9673682
lol anon doesn't have a group chat with his buds.

Guess the joke is on you.

[Anonymous No.9673773]

>>9673764
Anyone under the age of 25 needs to be systematically destroyed

[Anonymous No.9673774]

>>9673759
ITS A FUCKING JOKE.
You think he was seriously implying people should stop reading mark twain because he lived in a racially charged area of the US?
What makes this more entertaining is that you probably mock liberals for being overly sensitive but do the same thing, even when talking about a person who makes his living creating falsehoods and hyperbole.

[Anonymous No.9673788]

>>9673774
No, you fucking mongoloid, attacking people because they're lower on the fucking progressive ladder is absolutely disgusting.
Mark Twain was god damned progressive as fuck for his time. Going "Heh, this guy said "N-word" despite being Wh*te, looks like he's a reprehensible Drumpf supporter" is totally wrong.
The left should support Twain. How many 19th century authors can you say believed that black people were real humans?

Saying it's a joke is god damned retarded. It's like saying "Washington didn't accept Foxkin, he'd better off going back to England". Are you fucking retarded? Understand the context of their times, god dman it.

[Anonymous No.9673792]

Who /phonepostunderthecovers/ here?

Feels safe and cozy.

[Anonymous No.9673800]

>>9673792
Never EVER use your phone in bed
Ever
It retards your brain so hard.

Bed is for sleeping or fucking. Nothing god damned else.

[Anonymous No.9673804]

buy a bourbon for a dinner party in two days. well I'm into 2mg of klonopin and halfway through it within 2 hours of buying it.


this other time my mom had 'smirnoff vodka vanilla' thing. even she wasnt drinking that trash. Got drunk, needed to get more drunk, finished it, figured i'd replace it the next day. So I replace it.

I end up drinking 4 of them everytime I finished the few drinks I had, always replacing them, drinking something I hate.

[Anonymous No.9673809]

>>9669119
i feel that. in the months after quitting dope i drank a lot more as it was my only real release. i'm addicted to kratom now, way better/healthier/easier to maintain than either booze or real drugs

[Anonymous No.9673812]

Do you guys think doing something terrible while hammered makes you a bad person? I feel like a terrible person and don't know if I'll ever forgive myself for the things I've done while drunk. Do sober alcoholics just live their lives knowing all the shit they've done and keep beating themselves up for it. Or are they somehow able to forgive themselves?

[Anonymous No.9673815]

>>9673812
Yes
You are you while drunk. You are the most you.
IF you do something terrible while drunk, that's you doing that. That's the most truest you doing that.
We had this argument this week.

[Anonymous No.9673817]

>>9673788
>Going off on a tangent because a fucking comedian made a joke about and dead author.
Calm the fuck down you sperg.
Do you even know the definition of comedy?
>professional entertainment consisting of jokes and satirical sketches, intended to make an audience laugh.

[Anonymous No.9673819]

>>9673800
double edged sword.
if you're a person with social anxiety, like me, i've literally organized entire successful parties, and reconnected with old forgotten cuties drunk, I would have never done sober. I've also ruined good friendships, and woken up in terror at what i had done the night before.

Depends if you want the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs and the creamy middles.

[Anonymous No.9673825]

>>9669966
good post, accompanied by good numbers. good job

[Anonymous No.9673828]

>>9673817
Everyone is responsible for what they say. No matter what.

[Anonymous No.9673835]

>>9670119
a wasted old guy i met at a bar told me that he helped dispose of a body for a friend in a biker gang several weeks before. dumped it down an old lead mine outside of galena.

started the conversation with, 'wanna see a dead body?' so i went 'stand by me, right?' and he had never heard of it. he was literally just asking a stranger if he wanted to see a dead body bc he was wasted and guilty

[Anonymous No.9673838]

>>9673812
the majority of incest/rape crimes happen when someone is blacked out. a lot of second degree murder crimes (when someone is black out drunk) and get into a fight happen. its a terribly destructive drug that makes people do things they never would do. what did you do?

[Anonymous No.9673840]

>>9670370
Iowa

[Anonymous No.9673844]

>>9673815
You are wrong though.
When you are sober you are you as well.
You don't become more you when drunk, you become more uninhibited.
That does not mean you are being "more" you as your inhibitions are just as much you and the things they inhibit.

[Anonymous No.9673849]

>>9670522
what you are experiencing is de-realization and it sucks

[Anonymous No.9673850]

>>9673828
*Autism intensifies*

[Anonymous No.9673853]

>>9669966
A little effort and you get everything (just buy a bottle and fucking drink it hard) and you don't get 'nowhere', you get feeling like a millionaire.

Being drunk makes you feel amazing, so you don't need to improve your life in the ways 'normies' want you to improve it.

[Anonymous No.9673858]

>>9673844
Inhibitions are societal constructs
They are layered upon your true nature

[Anonymous No.9673859]

>>9670370
waterloo

[Anonymous No.9673860]

>>9673755

Not when you also suffer from crippling autism.

[Anonymous No.9673865]

>>9671598
poes

[Anonymous No.9673869]

>>9673858
What you think is your true nature is more socially learned than you think mate.
>>9673860
Twas sarcasm my good lad.
Also, much like the people in these threads, people on 4chan tend to think they are autistic when really they are just lazy/shy/insecure.

[Anonymous No.9673871]

>>9673869
>our true nature is more socially learned than you think mate.
Maybe
But inhibitions are more so

[Anonymous No.9673873]

>>9673812
terrible is a relative term, my friend. i cannot forgive myself for certain things i've done drunk/in general alcoholic haze, but i haven't exactly killed anybody, either. i imagine sober alcoholics take solace in the fact that they took a productive leap in their sobering up. don't knock yourself too hard. virtually everyone lives with regrets.

>>9673815
>IF you do something terrible while drunk, that's you doing that
guess what, if you do something great while sober, that's you doing that, too
>That's the most truest you doing that.
lolno. everyone lives with inhibitions. taking a drug that chemically lowers those inhibitions makes you act out of character, not in character.
>>9673858
that's a philosophical argument. (well, not an argument so much as an undefended statement.) you don't know the "true nature" of shit, you're just waxing to justify your defeatist alcoholic attitude.

[Anonymous No.9673874]

>>9673812

Depends on what you did? Nothing worse than getting black out drunk and then suddenly youre handcuffed in the back of a police car surrounded by a bunch of officers. To this day I still don't know why they didn't give me a DUI that night or why they stopped me in the first place

[Anonymous No.9673877]

>>9673788
The joke was that he didnt wanna read his kid a story where every other word is nigger.

[Anonymous No.9673879]

>>9673773
1987, have a few good friends left. Have a group chat.

kys

[Anonymous No.9673884]

>>9672385
the idea of you waking up after a blackout and trying to reconstruct the thought process that led you to setting a jazzercise class as your wallpaper made me laugh

[Anonymous No.9673891]

>>9673871
I will cede that is probably more so, however I think this is more nuanced.
I posit that our inhibitions define us (or rather differentiate us) more so than our primal emotions or desires.
If we all acted on our primal instincts there would be nothing different between us, inhibitions allow for a much larger variance of behavior and therefore, at least in the modern day, are more important than primal natures.

[Anonymous No.9673892]

>>9673877
Did he have another joke about Twain that I'm not aware of?
What I know is that his "joke" went
>So Mark Twain had a saying that said *insert quote here*
>Maybe he was smart, maybe, or maybe he named a character "Nigger Jim"

He fucking was SO off the base that he thought that Twain naming a character "Nigger Jim" was an indication that Twain was racist. Twain was a staunch god damned defender of blacks. And Louis CK was like "Psh, he used the dirty word, fuck him, fuck everything he ever said". It's SO fucking short sided and insulting.
Twain was a good man in a hard time and he god damned stood up for his beliefs.
And this soft fucking asshole comes up a century later and was like "He didn't even let his wife get fucked by a former slave. I hate him and I want you to hate him too"

[Anonymous No.9673898]

>>9672911
there are many types of liqueur made from flowers such as violet, i'd suggest researching french and swiss alpine boozes

[Anonymous No.9673903]

>>9673892
Nigga stop trolling.

[Anonymous No.9673911]

no friends. just booze. a lot of you are moralizing and editorializing and worrying about your friends. fuck off. do your own things and stay drunk.

[Anonymous No.9673914]

>>9673903
I'm not trolling. I'm being totally honest here
Here, I bothered looking up what I referred to
Fuck Louis "Look at me while I jerk off" CK

[Anonymous No.9673915]

>>9673313
bacardi and fireball one after the other

[Anonymous No.9673930]

>>9673859
dubuque, hey friend

happen to know a guy named Alex Fischels by chance?

[Anonymous No.9673944]

>>9670370
Despite replying 13 hours later, apparently I'm the only Canadian here

[Anonymous No.9673948]

>>9673930
nope. im in canada btw

[Anonymous No.9673951]

>>9673859
i live in waterloo, alabama 256

town population of 208 people.

[Anonymous No.9673952]

when you're uppermiddleclass and so drunk you feel you could fb msg your cousin and ask if you can just kiss cause it's no big deal, and it seems like that would make perfect sense and of course she'll say yes let's

[Anonymous No.9673954]

>>9673951
how does that work? my smallish town has maybe 300 000 people. I guess you literally know every single qt. Does that make life easier?

[Anonymous No.9673955]

>>9673952

Sounds more like Arab feels. Reported you to the imam.

[Anonymous No.9673962]

>>9673951
What do you hear about Judge Moore?

[Anonymous No.9673967]

>>9673955
i think its a white rich ppl thing who see their cousins like once every two years

[Anonymous No.9673975]

>>9673954
I do not know, and no I only know maybe 5-6 people here tops and half of that is the shop owners. and i come from a semi small town before this which was 4,000 people. We only have 208-13 residents but we get 100-500 visiters each day who come here just to boat and fish.
>>9673962
Nothing, do not even know who he is. Except I think i heard the name on the radio.

[Anonymous No.9673976]

>>9673944
ottawafag reporting in.

reading my kids grade 3 journal. almost done a box of wine and a few oz of iso.

listening to liszt and feeling super down. Suicide never happens but its a nice fantasy.

cheers

and remeber even on the blue boards us leafs are viewed as cancer

[Anonymous No.9673979]

>>9673954
also I have a wife I need no qts besides her.

[Anonymous No.9673981]

Waterloo is full of gnomes too, so beware!

[Anonymous No.9673986]

>>9673976
Ottawa sucks mate
No one I've know that lives there liked it
Also that journal shit is depressing as fuck
You abusing that kid?
My nephew doesn't write things like that. I'm awesome as fuck in his journal.

On a side note, I've been told not to be so antagonistic while drunk. So, I'm not saying you suck or anything.

[Anonymous No.9673995]

>>9673948
wrong waterloo lol. thought you were replying to me as there is a town called Waterloo about half an hour away from me.

[Anonymous No.9674006]

>>9673979
Fucking nice

[Anonymous No.9674010]

>>9673986
shes died last year. got tboned by a semi. No i wasent drunk. and yeah ottawa sucks big time. no idea why im still living here

[Anonymous No.9674016]

>>9674010
Oh holy fuck man
If I pay too much attention to what you just said I'll begin crying.
Gonna have to ignore you or end up weeping

[Anonymous No.9674019]

>>9669006
>depression
The book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.

Link:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/vedhl0

[Anonymous No.9674026]

>>9674019
I don't know about that book
It sounds dumb

But I was depressed once. Luckily enough, it was before I found booze. I got out of it by reading book, cooking dinner, and appreciating nature.
I read all of Arthur C Clarke under a tree that summer. It felt good and I will always remember that

[Anonymous No.9674035]

I need booze. I wish I could just get someone to deliver it to my house. I have no money and the nearest store that sells is 21 miles away.

[Anonymous No.9674051]

Got pic related as it was way reduced being the last in the store. How did I do?

[Anonymous No.9674054]

>>9674035
Delivery would be awesome. Especially in winter.

[Anonymous No.9674055]

>>9673892
>Not understanding nuanced satire

[Anonymous No.9674059]

>>9674055
>yer stupid an racisss
>satire

[Anonymous No.9674071]

Just drunk a few shots worth of brandy before my shift. Is this the slippery slope lads?

[Anonymous No.9674075]

>>9674071
Brush you're teeth and make sure you have gum or hard candy in your mnouth when talking to people. Not just for the smell but in case you slur your words.

you're welcome

[Anonymous No.9674076]

>>9674010
lol youve gotta be fucking canadian. I have so many elementary school work books that are just like that

[Anonymous No.9674084]

>>9674075
Time for a fried egg sammich

[Anonymous No.9674103]

>>9674071
alcohol based hand sanitizer on your desk, pocket, washrooms, might help

[Anonymous No.9674107]

I kinda hate how extremely hungry drinking makes me. Is there any solution to this?

[Anonymous No.9674118]

>>9674035
There’s a 24/7 petrol station here which sells booze a mere 2 min stumble from me. I can run out at 3am on Christmas Day and there’s still an inexhaustible supply. Feelsreassuringman

[Anonymous No.9674134]

>>9674076
post right before it says ottawafag reporting in.

[Anonymous No.9674161]

Haven't been in love for five damn years. Almost can't stand it. Lost my mom, dad, and grandma all in the span of a few months recently and that fucked me up. Don't have insurance so I can't afford my antidepressants that I really need to be on. I lived without electricity and water for a semester because I stupidly rented a house that wasn't up to code. Was homeless for a spell, sleeping in the engineering building on campus. If you're asking why I didn't sue my landlord, well I pussied out.

Been in college on and off for seven years now, finally a senior. I'm chem engineering, so I've got that going for me, but idk whose gonna hire a 27 year old with spotty work history and a shit gpa. wrecked my car after my dad passed, completely totalled it on a high curb going 20 mph.

I Drink myself to sleep most every night and wake up and live the waking nightmare that is my life every day. Sometimes I feel like some kind of Dostoyevsky character but more fucked up with a side of extra pathetic.

I have lots of friends and have been told that I'm a personable kind of guy, but it's a fucking act. Two of my friends came by earlier to knock on my door because I've been gone and off the grid for a week. Not answering any calls. I just paused the movie I was watching and cowered in my bedroom. They probably think I've hung myself or something.

I've been drunk since Nov 6th and have told my professors that I have "the worst stomach flu of my life". I missed a test and a quiz. I'll go tomorrow to get a doctor's note to give to my profs. Of course they will believe me, I have good boy points and report.

Woke up half an hour ago with that surging sinking anxiety burning in my chest- flaring with every thought of how much I missed this week. A little bit of Jim Beam really put the fire out, but I know I'm just pushing it till tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.9674171]

>>9674059
>Literally this

[Anonymous No.9674192]

>>9674035
move to canada, i get it delievered every morning at 11 am.

[Anonymous No.9674300]

>>9669006
Half way back off the band wagon

[Anonymous No.9674310]

>>9674161
Damn dude im really pulling for you. Hope things turn out because you are still hanging in there after all that shit.

[Anonymous No.9674330]

>>9674107
stop drinking or keep drinking until your body is so fucked up you can't hold down even the smallest portion of food

[Anonymous No.9674400]

>>9674107
how much do you eat when not drinking?

[Anonymous No.9674413]

>>9673682
>not shitposting to the group chat when blackout drunk at 4am
step your game up lad

[Anonymous No.9674421]

in lithuania we say "He drank his cistern" to people who had to get coded for health reasons. Every person has to drink his cistern and then code himself to not die to early and then get coded

My cistern is still atleast 80% full and I'm going to shop in 20mins after I finish this plastic bottle 1L 7.5% thing. I will get 2 more.

[Anonymous No.9674453]

>>9673812
I mostly keep beating myself up, and smoke pot.
I could swallow the red pill and convince myself I was in the right, but I haven't smoked myself to this level of stupidity yet.

[Anonymous No.9674465]

>wake
>realise weed is all gone
>only £40 spare for 5 days
>in pain absolutely everywhere
>credit card payment bounced
.>slept through substance abuse counsellor appointment, no more diazepam
>cannot get ‘her’ out of my damn head for a second
NOPE. Abort, achtung, fail, eject, I’m outta here. That’ll be 16 cans of K and cranford nix on max volume all day, ta. Today is just imaginary, observe as with every gulp, I travel closer to my destination of not giving a single shit.

[Anonymous No.9674517]

>>9674465
is 2.29£ for 3 pizzas in lidl ;) and buy some strong in polish corner shops also vodka

[Anonymous No.9674535]

Anyone else find that their entire bed has moved like 2 feet across the floor during the night? Fuck

[Anonymous No.9674543]

>>9674535
>like 2 feet
a.k.a 10 inches

[Anonymous No.9674571]

>>9674535
You had a seizure?

[Anonymous No.9674578]

>>9674571
No idea, but it’s the same most days

[Anonymous No.9674648]

>>9674644
New

[Anonymous No.9674826]

>>9673138
Man you could hardly pick worse stuff. Unless you're throwing a party with lots of hot, stupid women, you fucked up bad.

[Anonymous No.9674851]

>>9674826
take another look at the chosen drinks. t's blatantly an gril.

[Anonymous No.9675537]

>>9669300
redditors can be so cruel