Just ordered this. What to expect?

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Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:39:17 2017 No.9665989 [Reply] [Original]

Just ordered this. What to expect?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:42:15 2017 No.9666004 File: 23 KB, 425x425, spiralz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the meme kitchen tool thread? I own this, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:42:53 2017 No.9666006 lots of stuck green stuff that will take forever to properly sanitize

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:44:22 2017 No.9666018 >>9666004 whay the fuck do you want spiral cheese??!?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:45:24 2017 No.9666023 >>9666006 do you think things will get stuck inbetween the blades?? i think its stainless steel so it's ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:46:50 2017 No.9666029 File: 36 KB, 480x360, egg-genie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My GF bought one of these albeit cheaper and chicken shaped but I haven't used it yet. It doesn't even have a timer and the build quality is very poor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:47:08 2017 No.9666033 >>9665989 >what to expect? Something that won't work as intended, will be difficult to clean and will break, soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:48:32 2017 No.9666043 File: 53 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9665989

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:53:02 2017 No.9666080 >>9666018 >he doesn't thread a nice gruyere through some swiss cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:53:26 2017 No.9666081 >>9666004 I can see the appeal of a spiralizer although I'v never owned one or have tried any spiralized veggies i've heard good things about zoodles and if you're going for a carb free diet its probably handy

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:54:47 2017 No.9666093 >>9666023 not him, but stuff gets stuck to my stainless steel knife, so yes, I'd say the chances of it turning into bullshit are about 100%

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:56:37 2017 No.9666107 >>9666029 the one I've used is pretty decent and came with a cup to measure the amount of water which controls how long it cooks the eggs (it stops when all the water has evaporated). Not that bad desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:01:53 2017 No.9666131 >>9666081 It's not terrible, but a mandolin can do the same thing and more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:02:16 2017 No.9666133 File: 122 KB, 263x273, 2017-11-08_124843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9666043 now how the fuck does he play the bottom neck. hell i bet the second to bottom is even worse to play.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:26:52 2017 No.9666253 >>9665989 >What to expect? the quickest, easiest circumcision ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:28:40 2017 No.9666264 >>9666133 most likely uses his penis to hit those bottom two

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:29:38 2017 No.9666270 File: 222 KB, 1024x1024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9666131 >mandolin retard detected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:29:52 2017 No.9666273 >>9666018 That's not cheese you fat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:31:05 2017 No.9666288 >>9666131 Tell me more, anon. How does a mandolin help with basic food prep? Can you explain a few basic chords?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:34:15 2017 No.9666301 File: 139 KB, 1467x626, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9666131 >mandolin

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:34:28 2017 No.9666306 >>9666270 first day on /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:35:02 2017 No.9666311 >>9665989 Lots of little bits stuck in the crevices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:35:36 2017 No.9666317 >>9666004 IS THAT A FUCKING GURREN LAGANN REFERENCE?

chop Wed Nov 8 17:37:59 2017 No.9666328

>>9665989
It saddens me that people actually buy these. I guess some poor bastards fear knives almost as much as their fear firearms.

>>9666270
>>9666301
I think it's actually spelled like that in some languages, though.
It's "mandolinjern" in Danish. Literally "mandolin iron"
But I guess if you have nothing else going on in your life you need to hold on to even a tiny victory like knowing how to spell the name of a kitchen tool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:45:59 2017 No.9666388 >>9666317 GEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGAAAAAAAA ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDOOOOORUUUUUUUUUU BBUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEEKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:51:11 2017 No.9666418 >>9666328 its just for choppin chives tho famm

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:58:55 2017 No.9666461 >>9666004 Does it work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:00:52 2017 No.9666471 >>9666093 I don't think he was saying that stainless steel prevents sticking, I think he was saying that it would remain sanitary even if it's hard to clean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:02:10 2017 No.9666476 >>9665989 nothing but regret when you first time have to clean that thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:04:40 2017 No.9666489 >>9666328 I'm pretty sure both the instrument and the cutting tool have exactly the same name. The cutting tool is named after the instrument because the row of cutting wires resembles the strings on an instrument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:07:54 2017 No.9666502 >>9665989 Holy shit my grandmother has one of these and I figured it was for knitting or crafts or something, never cooking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:09:37 2017 No.9666508 File: 199 KB, 2000x2000, 43634_2000x2000[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9666029 Is it the Henrietta? It's breddy gud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:09:40 2017 No.9666509 >>9666133 >>9666264 you do know that this is bill bailey, a comedian foremost and a pretty decent musician to top it off? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hd_OuKosxg

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:34:22 2017 No.9666647 >>9666502 My dad has one that he uses to cut up financial documents in lieu of a shredder. I'm pretty sure he got it at Staples or something so it probably wasn't intended for food. I've also seen meme barbers use something like that to "texture" hair.

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:39:27 2017 No.9666677
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>>9666647
those are called blending or thinning scissors, and they are really, really different. I'm a guy, I'm not gay, I don't work as a hairdresser, and yet I still somehow know this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:43:47 2017 No.9666701 File: 47 KB, 640x958, thinning shears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9666647 >>9666677 oh, and for that "meme" part, you clearly never had long hair. or to be precise, long, groomed hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 18:48:30 2017 No.9666723 >>9666647 >meme barbers I hate this fucking website.

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:21:38 2017 No.9666909
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>>9666677
>>9666701
No that's not what I mean. I'm talking about this shit.

>>9666723
I don't think there is any legitimate reason to cut hair like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:26:56 2017 No.9666925 >>9666909 sorry, I can't see... what is he doing? it looks like he's using half a dozen of scissors at the same time... ok, I take it back, this definetely is a meme barber. the fuck is wrong with him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:28:21 2017 No.9666935 >>9666909 >I don't think there is any legitimate reason to cut hair like pic related What a revelation! I'm sure most people would think there's no legitimate reason to do any professional activity they knew nothing about.

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:29:36 2017 No.9666942

>>9666925
>it looks like he's using half a dozen of scissors at the same time
Exactly, if not more.
>the fuck is wrong with him.
It looks like it got him on TV or something, so I guess he did it for publicity.

>>9666935
Nice try dude but the guy already took it back. It's a meme barber. Literally a meme barber in the sense that he was a viral video in Pakistan or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:32:09 2017 No.9666949 >>9666942 >It looks like it got him on TV or something >Pakistan fucking pakis. almost as bad as those kardashifucks.

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:36:22 2017 No.9666968
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>>9666004
I once had some type of squash that had been spiralized or cut in a slinky fashion at a meat market/ramen joint and it made a huge difference in the presentation of the dish, a sweet and sour ramen. I was definitely excited and genuinely puzzled how it got into that shape in my bowl. I recommend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:49:25 2017 No.9667008 >>9666043 Is this from a H. Jon Benjamin comedy sketch?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:51:08 2017 No.9667017 >>9666081 Summer squash zoodles are worlds better than zucchini noodles. Cucumber noodles make a pretty GOAT Mediterranean salad. Bet carrot noodles would make a nice carrot salad probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 19:56:36 2017 No.9667043 >>9667008 that's not a yank, that is >>9666509

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:00:40 2017 No.9667067 File: 46 KB, 250x250, 250px-079Slowpoke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9665989 >Just ordered this. What to expect? 'bout 5 scissors

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:25:04 2017 No.9667179
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>>9665989
Those are really nice. It reduces the need to make a single cut; up to 5 times reduction.

>>9666004
I have a smaller device that does this. It works well, but I have no real use for that sort of thing.

>>9666029
I keep a stock pot of water on low boil all winter long to replenish moisture lost in the air. I use it for boiling eggs.

>>9666489
Drop the "e" on the end for the musical instrument. Mandoline/Mandolin. The cutting instrument is actually named after the musical instrument because of how you use both of them.

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:28:37 2017 No.9667201

>>9667179
>Drop the "e" on the end for the musical instrument. Mandoline/Mandolin
Oh, would you look at that. I never noticed that they were different, but it makes sense that the utensil is still named after the instrument.

That bottle holder thing looks like it would be quite useful for pouring wine without shocking it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:39:50 2017 No.9667256 >>9667201 >pouring wine without shocking it do you have parkinsons?

Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:44:32 2017 No.9667276

>>9667256
I have read that most of the ridiculous single-purpose infomercial products you see like that actually were invented by or for people with disabilities like parkinsons, but that they are too expensive to manufacture unless they can market them to a mass audience.

That's why it always looks so ridiculous in the commercial when you see the idiot stooge pouring hot water all over herself or something and saying "there must be a better way!" If you imagine it as a person with one arm, or with tremors or something, suddenly it makes sense. They just don't show it that way because they want to sell more product to the larger non-disabled audience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:48:34 2017 No.9667292 >>9667276 so you're saying they target the mentally disabled too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 20:50:32 2017 No.9667296 >>9667276 that makes sense, theyre usually total spazzes

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 21:59:26 2017 No.9667661 >>9666029 Used one. Water went everyfuckingwhere

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>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 23:36:08 2017 No.9668022 >>9667276 >Popcorncouchsit.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 23:38:46 2017 No.9668034 >>9666004 I make zoodles at my job. Spiralizer come in many shapes and sizes allthough that one looks pretty dumb. I can spiralize 30 zuchini in 10 minutes with ours and it's not really built functionally different from the one you posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 01:46:35 2017 No.9668436 >>9665989 To feel, look and behave like a big ol' fagoo

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 02:54:33 2017 No.9668652

>>9666004
I love my spirlizer.. But it has very limited uses. If you are low carb, it allows you to make some dishes that at least emulate pasta. Won't taste like it of course, but it's a lot more pleasant to eat than just roasted fleshy vegetables over and over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 06:15:29 2017 No.9669159 >>9668034 That pretty shit efficiency tbbh

>>	nekuro Thu Nov 9 06:20:14 2017 No.9669166 >>9666701 this will make urhair grow like shit lol

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Anonymous Thu Nov 9 11:33:24 2017 No.9669968

>>9665989
>What to expect?
Everybody who sees that thing in your kitchen will think you an idiot. If you are so pathetically afraid of knives just get a pair of ordinary scissors and make five cuts instead of one. YOu will make up the lost time by having to spend less of it on cleaning your faggot one-trick tool.

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 11:34:17 2017 No.9669974

>>9667276
Parkinson's and arthritis are the main ones I think. How many infomercials have you see where an old person hurts there hands on normal stuff? That's representing arthritis. For other stuff, it is for repeated movements or for a specific consistency of food. Like a garlic press and potato ricer both "extrude" the food through tiny holes. This changes the physical make up of the food in a way that merely mashing or blending can do. For garlic, it is also for speeding up the processing of lots of garlic and getting max flavor out of it. For the potato ricer it is all about the texture, like for making gnocchi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 11:35:50 2017 No.9669978 >>9669968 If you are plating and need the presentation to be perfect, you will want the chives to all have perfect length in respect to each other. Doing that with those scissors speeds up that process a great deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 11:48:40 2017 No.9670017 >>9666677 >I'm a guy, I'm not gay ... and yet I still somehow know this. I have got some bad news for you anon, regarding your second statement

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:00:46 2017 No.9670073 >>9670017 Uh-oh, now you are gay too since you read that and know the fact!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:02:20 2017 No.9670078 >>9665989 >What to expect Another useless utensil to clutter up your kitchen drawers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:04:05 2017 No.9670088 >>9665989 Never once have I considered chopping green onions time consuming. There's a lot of bullshit that takes way to long in cooking, but not chopping green onions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:20:31 2017 No.9670125 >ordering chives ???

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:24:02 2017 No.9670133

>>9666029
>>9666508
I don't really get the appeal of these. They look like they would be way more of a pain in the ass to clean the little plastic parts than a regular pot or pan. Plus how much "easier" does boiling an egg need to be? It's like the easiest fucking cooking task behind toasting a slice of bread.

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:32:27 2017 No.9670171

>>9666029
these are quiet common in germany
makes the have an old Krups one made in germany

has 3 modes
soft boiling
Hard boiling
keeping warm

you use a litle plastic mesuring cup to select the amount of water for the boiling mode and the amount of eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:42:57 2017 No.9670207 >>9670073 and its your fault too, goddamn cockholster

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:49:57 2017 No.9670240 File: 24 KB, 1000x887, u_21458785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This fucking thing. It's £10 and I have no idea what it's supposed to be for. It's called a unitool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:51:38 2017 No.9670246 >>9670240 It looks like a spatula had sex with a drainage spoon and had a bastard with a sawing edge?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:52:12 2017 No.9670251 File: 34 KB, 600x532, l_21458785_006 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9670240

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 12:53:16 2017 No.9670254 File: 40 KB, 600x532, l_21458785_004 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9670251 It kind of cuts and holds like, 8 peas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:09:18 2017 No.9670337 >>9670251 the only use for this i could image would be for testing pasta.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:17:57 2017 No.9670366 >>9670240 >joseph joseph

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:32:47 2017 No.9670435

>>9670207
I didn't post it and I use a homophobia filter to prevent any potentially gay information from rendering in my browser, so I don't even know what it was. I can tell from the way you write now that it made you gay though.

Maybe there's a single-purpose kitchen gadget that can fill the void of your lost manhood.

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:36:03 2017 No.9670450

>>9670337
I could use that to make a whole pasta dish, probably. The spatula part looks robust enough for grinding up and browning ground beef or sausage in a pan, then I would stir in tomato sauce, wine, etc. with the spoon part. While the sauce simmers you could use it to stir a pot of pasta and taste for doneness.

Normally I just use a wooden spoon for all of that though. This thing is just an over-engineered wooden spoon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:38:40 2017 No.9670461 >>9670254 >>9670251 This honestly looks like a decent multi-purpose utensil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:43:20 2017 No.9670478 >>9670254 This made me lol I can guarantee that the peas will just block the holes, so you will be left with a spoonful of watery peas Just drain your food in a colander like a normal fucking person

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:43:57 2017 No.9670481

>>9670461
How so?
It's too narrow to be a good spatula.
The "spoon" portion is dreadfully small, and is hard to use since it's near the middle of the tool rather than being near the end.

Seems like a shitty design to me. I doubt it's even silicone; it looks like some kind of rigid plastic.

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:44:14 2017 No.9670482
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>>9670461
I'm not saying it isn't useful, but is it any more useful than an ordinary looking spoon like this? I can't think of anything that you could do with one but not the other.

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:46:34 2017 No.9670497

>>9670481
>it looks like some kind of rigid plastic.
It has to be to be useful as a spatula or makeshift cutting edge. It reminds me of something you'd see in the homewares section of Ikea. Not really a new category of tool, just a "quirky" design for a slightly improved cooking spoon. Trying to market it as a "unitool" is a bit ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:48:10 2017 No.9670504 >>9670482 Larger surface area for cutting and it's a strainer.

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:53:12 2017 No.9670520

>>9670504
>>larger surface area for cutting
Useless. Why would I want to cut anything with a tool like that?

>>it's a strainer
An awkward to use, tiny, one. Who cares?
I'll take a normal spoon any day.

>>9670497
>>9670497
>It has to be to be useful as a spatula or makeshift cutting edge
Nope. As far as Spatulas go, check out "GIR" aka "get it right" brand. Those are silicone and are highly effective as spatulas. As for cutting? I imagine anything soft enough to cut with that plastic monstrosity can be cut with the nearly anything, "teeth" or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:54:17 2017 No.9670524 File: 280 KB, 1552x873, b08a741397cf48e0d7959b7441ee373e_original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/stTzLmoStsU tortilla pod machine

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:56:18 2017 No.9670536
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>>9670504
Strainer is not necessary, just tip the spoon if you want the water to drain off. It's not very deep so it hardly holds any anyway. If you want to use it to taste sauces or something, you're relying on the sauce sticking to the plastic more than on capturing it in the bowl.
As for the cutting edge, the quick pic I googled isn't ideal. The similar spoon I use at home has more of a squared off edge so it's perfectly adequate for browning meat or what have you. A wide billed spatula would be better than either one for that purpose of course, but a squared of spoon is no worse than the "unitool."

It does lack that serrated edge, but I can't think of any reason you'd ever want to use that. This pic >>9670254 does not convince me that the thick-ass serrated edge can cut anything you couldn't cut with the flat edge.

>>9670520
I'm talking about something you can use to separate ground beef or sausage. It's already ground up so you don't need to "cut" anything, you just need something rigid to push it around with. A soft spatula like for working batter would not be useful for that task. Something like this pic would be (although I'm not sure whether this is a silicone or nylon spoon, maybe there is some kind of hard silicone which is different from the squishy cake batter spatula stuff I'm imagining).

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:57:54 2017 No.9670546

>>9670536
>I'm talking about something you can use to separate ground beef or sausage.

That doesn't require any kind of stiffness at all. And it certainly wouldn't be done with the side of the spatula where the teeth are. Nearly anything can be used to break up ground meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 13:57:56 2017 No.9670547 >>9670366 joseph joseph from johnson and johnson

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:02:00 2017 No.9670563

>>9670546
>That doesn't require any kind of stiffness at all
It has to be stiffer than the consistency of raw meat! I don't think we're even talking about the same thing anymore since this is common sense. I looked up those silicone "GIR" spatulas you were talking about and they look totally different from what I was thinking of (which are practically floppy), so I guess they can make silicone with different textures.

>And it certainly wouldn't be done with the side of the spatula where the teeth are.
Of course not, that's one of the reasons I'm saying that serrated edge is useless. You would only ever use the flat edge.

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:03:06 2017 No.9670571
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>>9670524
im fuckin speechless.
i could make about 2 dozen tortillas for like 30 cents. that one tortilla has to cost at least $1. I could make tortillas for the rest of my life and still not cover the cost of whatever the fuck you want to call this machine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:03:38 2017 No.9670573 >>9670524 >That exaggerated accent on random words. OUT OUT OUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:05:21 2017 No.9670582 >>9670573 but how would you know she's a REAL mexican if she didnt pronounce their words in a forced, heavy accent??

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:10:24 2017 No.9670608 >>9670582 There hasn't been a real Mexican for hundreds of years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:10:27 2017 No.9670610 >>9666018 smoke it and discover the best snack ever made

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:17:43 2017 No.9670643 >>9670524 How frequently would someone need to use something like this to make it even close to worth the close? Who makes tortillas this much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:37:30 2017 No.9670767 >>9665989 Dying alone

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 14:48:23 2017 No.9670833 File: 75 KB, 640x610, jazz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9670767 pretty much everyone dies alone, unless say youre in an airplane crash, then you die with a bunch of other people ,

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 16:12:37 2017 No.9671329 >>9670524 >cuts down on food waste Food waste that will biodegrade over time Pods filling up landfill

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 16:38:42 2017 No.9671441 >>9670524 >ascent comes and goes >"and...BOOM DONE" Is this what Brazzers does for moonlighting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 16:42:56 2017 No.9671464 File: 25 KB, 600x532, l_21458785_003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9670536 Wait I forgot, it can also hold a small amount of liquid

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 16:52:41 2017 No.9671516 >>9671464 is that your "liguid?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 16:55:43 2017 No.9671528 >>9671464 I want to EJACULATE in that unitool

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 18:05:10 2017 No.9671793 >>9670524 now i want to see a AVE BOLTR on this

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 18:27:08 2017 No.9671894 >specialized devices for cutting vegetables and boiling eggs the absolute fucking state of wiggers

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 19:38:50 2017 No.9672251 >>9670524 but does it have DRM so you don't accidentally make a tortilla with dough that just expired?

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 19:46:49 2017 No.9672291
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>>9670524
>Each beautifully designed Flatev Artisanal Bakery will cost between USD 399 – USD 599. Final pricing is still being determined.

>Each tasty, fresh, organic Flatev Dough is between USD 0.79 – USD 0.99 (for each 6 inch tortilla)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 19:54:39 2017 No.9672329 >>9667179 >I keep a stock pot of water on low boil all winter long to replenish moisture lost in the air. I use it for boiling eggs. Isn't that dangerous?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 19:56:26 2017 No.9672342 >>9665989 why not just learn how to chop that shit like a machine

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 20:09:00 2017 No.9672394 File: 142 KB, 960x540, specific.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i need to fill my cabinets and drawers with extremely specific gadgets im throwing away my knives, plate-ware and utensils

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 20:21:34 2017 No.9672455 >>9672394 Its needs keurig style cups for onions, ketchup, mustard, etc. You could open up a gourmet hot dog stand

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:00:18 2017 No.9672882

>>9670524
Serious question; who is buying this? I can see those other unitaskers for $9.99 or whatever. But a $500 tortilla machine isn't a poorly thought impulse purchase.

>I just hate buying 30 tortillas for $2
>I know! I'll buy a $500 appliance, and pay $1 for each tortilla. Then I won't feel bad about throwing out a few tortillas a year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:21:34 2017 No.9672968 >>9667179 >I keep a stock pot of water on low boil all winter long to replenish moisture lost in the air. Your house has mold in it now.

>>	Not Op Thu Nov 9 22:29:09 2017 No.9672994 >>9672968 You dont know how dry it can get in some places in the winter. I've been making stock all day and my humidity is only at 30%.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 22:30:34 2017 No.9673000 >>9670524 >that emphasized accent on the Spanish words God I hate uppity spics. BUILD THE WALL.

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:13:47 2017 No.9673242

>>9672882
maybe hipster douchebags with jobs at Google who fall for the 'warm fresh tortilla' meme, even though the dough packs aren't fresh and might be weeks old. you can't even make a burrito with those things, they're too small, plus too big for small tacos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:19:01 2017 No.9673275 File: 53 KB, 405x345, download (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9666004 I own this and enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 23:23:39 2017 No.9673301 >>9670573 The worst part is that it sounds like she's forcing the accent to be what Mexicans think Americans think is their accent. >>9670608 Clever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 00:01:48 2017 No.9673508 >>9672394 I had one of these loved it for like a year then it caught fire

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:10:02 2017 No.9673767 >>9673275 A galactic soldier helmet?

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:35:09 2017 No.9673841

>>9670643
>How frequently would someone need to use something like this to make it even close to worth the close? Who makes tortillas this much?
I would say that if you're making tortillas in any kind of volume, this thing would actually be hugely detrimental compared to a sub $20 tortilla press and a stove.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:36:47 2017 No.9673847 Dunno how into chinkshit /ck/ is, but the big sales are happening 11.11

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:51:03 2017 No.9673899 >>9667179 >I keep a stock pot of water on low boil all winter long to replenish moisture lost in the air. I use it for boiling eggs. do you live in canuckistan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 01:53:44 2017 No.9673909 >>9665989 to get your virginity back

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 02:03:02 2017 No.9673942 File: 23 KB, 287x299, God bless your dark heart - Front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9670524 This has so many buzzwords it is almost like if /ck/ was in charge of this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 02:07:45 2017 No.9673959 >>9667276 thanks now i feel like an asshole for laughing at those retards

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 02:09:02 2017 No.9673963 anyone used one of those air fryers? how are they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 02:19:57 2017 No.9674004 File: 755 KB, 994x830, $699 bag pressing machine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9670524 How 'bout a nice glass of fresh vegetable juice to go with your torrrrtilla?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 04:08:11 2017 No.9674302 File: 1.00 MB, 1680x1260, dominos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9665989 There's only one tool I need in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 06:57:16 2017 No.9674541 >>9667179 >I keep a stock pot of water on low boil all winter long to replenish moisture lost in the air. I use it for boiling eggs. enjoy your mold

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 06:59:40 2017 No.9674545 >>9666018 That's a squash you idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 08:00:22 2017 No.9674696 >>9674004 How many people fell for this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 08:03:53 2017 No.9674710 >>9674696 A whole bunch of execs looking to invest, but not a single buyer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 08:30:00 2017 No.9674768 >>9667179 This whole post is actually really high quality bait. Could write an essay on the expertise at play here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:37:56 2017 No.9675038 >>9670524 This is retarded. I get raw tortillas at Costco for like 10¢ a tortilla and cook em on the stove.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:41:54 2017 No.9675056 File: 14 KB, 200x200, Buzzword.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9670524 >Artisan Is there a bigger red flag buzzword than this?

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:42:59 2017 No.9675061
File: 96 KB, 1000x1000, fagotron8000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

rice cookers fall into this same category
>pic related

>>9672394
This is the downside of modern society.
>>9673275
wtf is this
>>9674004
is this ((((((((100% KOSHER))))))))????

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:44:08 2017 No.9675063 File: 101 KB, 850x550, JAZZIES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9675056 Artisan means it can look like and taste like shit and you cant complain about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:45:50 2017 No.9675071 >>9670524 love how she rolls her r's even on the "fresh"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:49:27 2017 No.9675092 >>9670524 tbch if it turns out you can just refill the cups like you could with a keurig i would absolutely buy one

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:53:03 2017 No.9675106 >>9673275 i heard that certain air fryers/low-oil fryers end up with a not-so "fried" taste i'm looking into picking up a delonghi or one of those tfals anything you'd like to point out about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:54:42 2017 No.9675111 >>9667179 That bottle holder is perfect for millennials since they probably can't lift a 2 liter bottle

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 10:57:57 2017 No.9675121 File: 1.60 MB, 2188x1372, Millenials.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9675111 hello fellow millennial hating friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 11:56:45 2017 No.9675318 >>9675111 >liter DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SYSTEM OF UNITS?!

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