/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9663778]

Go Vegan today /ck/

[Anonymous No.9663797]

>>9663778
No I'm vegan every other day

[Anonymous No.9663804]

>>9663797

[Anonymous No.9663821]

>>9663778
How about if I love animals I fuck them to show how much I love them?
Then I can eat them guilt free.

[Anonymous No.9663830]

>>9663821

[Anonymous No.9663840]

>>9663778

in the end it's cheaper, easier and more tasty to not be vegan
sorry anon

[Anonymous No.9663842]

Go away today, vegan fag

[Anonymous No.9663911]

What if I love the way certain animals taste after they've been slaughtered, butchered, seasoned, and cooked?

[Anonymous No.9663926]

>>9663821

[Anonymous No.9663936]

>>9663821
>eating a thing you've fucked
thats gay nigga

[Anonymous No.9663945]

>>9663821
You'd love Tokyo if you have enough money.

[Anonymous No.9663955]

>>9663778
I tried eating vegan not so long ago and all i've gotten from that was stomach aches, painful shits, depression, puked several times and i've lost weight (i was already skinny). Now i eat meat again and all i can say is : "FUCK YOU AND YOUR VEGAN LIES!"

[Anonymous No.9663963]

Let's eat vegans

[Anonymous No.9663970]

Promoting eating disorders should be illegal

[Anonymous No.9663977]

>>9663970
YES

[Anonymous No.9664012]

>>9663778
I will eat vegan today. Thanks for the inspiration /ck/!

[Anonymous No.9664014]

>>9664012
I think eating a vegan is poor taste, figuratively and literally. Little to no meat and has poor quality.

[Anonymous No.9664019]

>>9663821
Canada pls go

[Anonymous No.9664021]

>>9664014
>i like beef
>vegans have little to no meat and are of poor quality
>cows are vegan
Fucking REKT

[Anonymous No.9664023]

>>9663955

[Anonymous No.9664031]

>>9663840
It's not cheaper. But yes it's more tasty to be a non-vegan.

[Anonymous No.9664032]

>>9664021
>cows are vegan
>cows were bred to be eaten by humans
>they're pretty much always eating
>human vegans spend more time letting out hot gas than eating
>their bodies weren't bred to be food for something else
Nice false equivalence

[Anonymous No.9664033]

>>9663778
I love how animals taste.

[Anonymous No.9664040]

>>9664023
This is why republicans play identity politics so hard, and why they are winning. It's not because of good policy. It's because fox news tells their viewers that their agenda is core to their identity and then list ways in which the "libruhls" are attacking that identity by challenging it with good policy. fucking propaganda... next time eric erikson does a segment on hippy women not shaving their arm pits - ask yourself why he is covering that again... is it news? is good policy discussion? does it matter? or... is it meant to disgust people and demonize the left? will he run that segment right next to an actual policy discussion with no substance?

[Anonymous No.9664042]

>tfw being assimilated into the vegan collective gives me a sense of identity and belonging
Thanks, /ck/

[Anonymous No.9664047]

>>9664042
I originally got into it because of the collective nature... I am staying because of the chicks.

[Anonymous No.9664048]

>>9663955

[Anonymous No.9664051]

>>9664033
Have you ever licked an animal? They don't taste good. I think you mean that you like how the roasted meaty parts of carcasses taste. You can spin it however you want. Your body is a graveyard.

[Anonymous No.9664055]

>>9664040

[Anonymous No.9664056]

>>9663778
>"HURR DURR, I LOVE PIGGIES."

The absolute state.

[Anonymous No.9664061]

I like how vegans say they love animals so they get pet cats and dogs and then feed them meat from a can.

[Anonymous No.9664062]

>>9664061
>implying there isn't vegan pet food
checkmate

[Anonymous No.9664065]

>>9664040
But they aren't winning

[Anonymous No.9664066]

>>9664062
>feeding a carnivore a vegan diet

I bet you think that checking their ph will keep them healthy to retard.

[Anonymous No.9664067]

>>9664061
This is even better. The only good vegan is a dead vegan

http://www.newsweek.com/parents-convicted-feeding-baby-vegetable-milk-625626

[Anonymous No.9664068]

>>9664062
That's a cruel fate for your pet carnivorous animal.

[Anonymous No.9664069]

>>9664055
>both sides are equally bad
Reminder that the Obama DOJ was neutral/status quo on the drug war, and the Trump DOJ wants to revive the war on "killer reefers" because Jefferson Davis Sessions has his head stuck in the 1920s

[Anonymous No.9664070]

>>9664055
>false equivalency means I don't have to pick which side is less evil
>false equivalency means I should just keep voting for the incumbent, or not vote at all
Good luck with that. The republicans have held control of house and/or senate with a majority or supermajority in 18 of the last 20 years. That's republicans in control of the budget 18 of the last 20 years. The reason democrat presidents look a lot like republicans at the end of their term is they had republican congress to deal with almost the entire time. But keep on shitting on the democrats as if they are the same thing.

[Anonymous No.9664073]

>>9664062
>“For cats, it’s really inappropriate. It goes against their physiology and isn’t something I would recommend at all," says Cailin Heinze, VMD, a board-certified veterinary nutritionist and assistant professor of nutrition at Tufts Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine.
>"For dogs, certainly vegetarian and vegan diets can be done, but they need to be done very, very carefully. There is a lot of room for error, and these diets probably are not as appropriate as diets that contain at least some animal protein," Heinze says.

Cats are obligate carnivores.

[Anonymous No.9664080]

>>9664061
>cats and dogs invented and profit from factory farming
Does meat consumption stop a human brain from working? Is it all the saturated fat that gets stuck in the tiny blood vessels, choking the brain out of the needed oxygen and vital nutrients? It's the only reason I can come up with for such shit tier arguments against veganism.

[Anonymous No.9664082]

>>9664066
>to retard
*too, as in also

[Anonymous No.9664086]

>>9664065
see:
>>9664070


>>9664067
>1 vegan family in 500,000 was stupid enough to remove themselves from the gene pool
You should be thanking them. BTW, this is meat industry sponsored identity politics. "look at these evil vegans, they are the enemy" In what way does that news story actually affect you? It's dumb shits removing themselves from the gene pool - thats a good thing for you. Veganism is good for you.

[Anonymous No.9664089]

>>9664086
>meat industry sponsored identity politics
But I love babies, anon. How dare those vegans hurt a baby. vegans must all be evil baby killers.

[Anonymous No.9664092]

>>9664080
Like usual vegtards have it backwards

[Anonymous No.9664099]

The amount of samefagging in this pathetic shrill thread...

Take your shitty politics to /pol/. Nobody here cares, nor do they consider vegans an assault on their identity. Most people just consider them preachy, dogmatic cunts who can't mind their own business.

[Anonymous No.9664102]

>>9663778
Nah, fuck you. Farm animals are resources, not pets.

[Anonymous No.9664107]

>>9663955

[Anonymous No.9664110]

>>9664102
Just like you are a human resource slave

[Anonymous No.9664114]

My hard work and integrity put me at the top of the food chain and I'm not giving up my spot.

[Anonymous No.9664122]

>>9664110
Okay. So you're saying you live completely off the grid and don't pay taxes or work a job? What's it like in your mom's basement? Does she even know you're there? Are you forced vegan because you can only afford to eat grass and wild onions?

[Anonymous No.9664129]

Go Raw Vegan

[Anonymous No.9664130]

>>9664110
>everytime

[Anonymous No.9664131]

>>9664110
Stop using your smartphone. The materials used to make it release a ton of toxic chemicals into the atmosphere and it's put together by near slave labour. Also kill yourself you carbon producing shitlord.

[Anonymous No.9664133]

>>9664122

[Anonymous No.9664140]

>>9664129
All those things are genetically modified through years of selective breeding techniques which is unethical and has destroyed many native flora and fauna species through industrial farming practices. If you want to help the planet then put your head under the wheel of an oncoming bus.

[Anonymous No.9664142]

If a truck carrying a load of vegetables hits and kills an animal are the vegetables on the truck still vegan?

[Anonymous No.9664153]

>>9664142
If you were riding a train and a man was struck, would you be culpable in murder?
This is also ignoring the fact that plants have not complex consciousness with which to intent or commit a murder.

[Anonymous No.9664154]

>>9664131
It's about efficiency

A smartphone lasts 2 year or more

Your steak lasts about 10 seconds on the plate, you fat fuck

Not the vegan you're arguing with, I eat meat. I just don't lie to myself about why.

[Anonymous No.9664162]

>>9664154
>Your steak lasts about 10 seconds on the plate, you fat fuck
How is this an argument, do vegans take 2 years to eat a plate of broccoli? I know I don't (yes I eat broccoli alongside my meat because I'm not some faggot cultists)

[Anonymous No.9664168]

>>9664133
So, no? I bet you're still in your mom's basement.

[Anonymous No.9664169]

>>9664153
Plants feel pain and can solve crimes. You are committing agricultural genocide you piece of shit vegan.

[Anonymous No.9664172]

>>9664153
What about a Venus fly trap or any of the other carnivorous plants?

[Anonymous No.9664174]

>>9664162
Why the fuck are you asking me? I'm not a vegan. I eat a steak about once every 2 to 3 months, and I eat it slowly like the luxury it is, because I'm not deluded into thinking it's medically necessary.

[Anonymous No.9664184]

Is this the equivalent of console war shitposting?
t. Proud sonygger

[Anonymous No.9664190]

>>9663840
If I want some protein with a nice texture it's not much cheaper. Seitan and large chunked TVP are at low-end meat level prices. Other meat replacements tend to be higher end steak price level.

Jackfruit is also at low end meat prices, but no protein of course ... and non whey protein powders all taste like shit, so adding a vegan concentrated protein source is not easy.

[Anonymous No.9664198]

>>9664129
I'd rather kill you and then myself.

[Anonymous No.9664200]

>>9664172
Can it be said to have discriminating intent? It operates on involuntary reaction, but without the recklessness that could warrant involuntary manslaughter, assuming a pitcher plant were somehow large enough to kill a human being.
Now vampire pumpkins are a whole different story, they are the assholes of the plant world.
>>9664169
Plants are also comprised of delicious vegetable matter. Are you a traitor to based animals anon?

[Anonymous No.9664203]

>>9663778
No.

[Anonymous No.9664206]

>>9664200
>wanting a stomach full of decaying plant matter
Truly despicable creatures. If you aren't a breatharian then you will be purged scum.

[Anonymous No.9664208]

>>9664174
t. iToddler

[Anonymous No.9664211]

>>9664184
Starting a veggiefag thread is guaranteed (you)s

[Anonymous No.9664217]

>>9663955
nigga u were doing it wrong. I was vegan for 3 years in hs. I'd never go back, I love meat, but the shits were godly.

you were probably on some only-ramen nonsense.

[Anonymous No.9664224]

>>9663778
>Go Vegan today /ck/

Please stop spamming. I don't care what you eat. Just STFU about it.

[Anonymous No.9664254]

>>9664206
lead by example, bitch

[Anonymous No.9664264]

>>9664154
The difference is meat doesn't harm the environment, but creating a new factory for your ifag7 by paving over thousands of acres and emitting billions of pounds of toxic waste does. Have a heart you faggot

[Anonymous No.9664274]

>>9664254
I am us breatharians are going to wipe you food lovers out soon enough and save the planet, animals and plants included.

[Anonymous No.9664273]

>>9664264
>meat doesn't harm the environment
Explain to me how massive factory farms, and the soil-eroding monocultures that prop up the meat industry, all protected by multinational corporations, don't harm the environment on a massive scale

[Anonymous No.9664279]

>>9664273
Probably the same way your industrial farming of soy, vegetables and fruit doesn't.

[Anonymous No.9664285]

>>9664279
It doesn't, certainly not to the extent that the meat industry does. To compare the two shows your ignorance on the subject.

[Anonymous No.9664295]

>>9664285
>it doesn't
>certainly not to the extent that the meat industry does
Way to contradict your self soyboy, go lobby on some other board.

[Anonymous No.9664304]

>>9664295
It's english grammar, champ. You have no argument at this point.
Good night.

[Anonymous No.9664349]

>>9663778
>If you love animals don't eat them
Not an argument. Only reason I don't eat my dog is because I chose the fate of my dog as a stress relieving pet, not as a food source. I'd' love her the same if I decide to eat her since she provided me a meal.

[Anonymous No.9664354]

>>9663778
>I love apples
>tfw I eat them

[Anonymous No.9664384]

>>9664051
Fucking metal.

[Anonymous No.9664409]

>>9663778
I'm vegan but I hate animals, should I start eating meat?

[Anonymous No.9664491]

>>9664409
>Not putting animals out of their misery
All vegans hate animals

[Anonymous No.9664536]

>>9663778
I went vegan a few years back, I think I've enjoyed cooking even more since I did. I'm back in school now so I don't cook full time but as a hobby it's been like discovering a whole new genre of recipes and techniques. Discovering the world of breakfasts that exists outside of eggs and bacon is enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.9664556]

>>9663778

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE