TOSSED SALADS

[Anonymous No.9657322]

>Buy salad vegetables and ingredients
>Better use them soon or they will spoil
>Wash veggies
>Sorta look clean..i think
>Now you have wet soggy lettuce
>Cut up veg
>Place in bowl
>Try new $6 dressing
>Wow it's fucking shit tasting
>Dump out window and grab a bag of chips

Why are salads so difficult?

[Anonymous No.9657358]

also lettuce is dirty as fuck

[Anonymous No.9657370]

This is the best salad video on youtube and changed the way I look at them. After watching this the first time I was eating salads multiple times a week and having a blast making them.

Like this guy or not the vid is gold imho and I am thinking about making some this week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9p31reoSD8

[Anonymous No.9657378]

>>9657370
the main takeaway from this is to spin your salad and make your own dressing. Made the salads I make at home 100X better.

[Anonymous No.9657406]

>>9657378
how do you spin salad

[Anonymous No.9657421]

>>9657406
Same way you spin everything else.

You rotate it at high velocity so it acts as a centrifuge and the excess water is hurled off the lettuce.

[Anonymous No.9657424]

>>9657406
salad spinner is best way, or you can use a cloth if you are poor / retarded or something

[Anonymous No.9657433]

>>9657370
thanks anon, good vid. I'll be getting one of those salad spinners, will solve the soggy lettuce problem

[Anonymous No.9657435]

>>9657322
If salads are difficult, then don't make them. Stop complaining online

[Anonymous No.9657438]

>>9657435
oh shit that is funny.. took me a min

[Anonymous No.9657439]

>>9657424
>>9657421
salad spinners take up a lot of space

[Anonymous No.9657450]

>>9657439
I bought a salad spinner thinking it was cool. First day I just spent hours spinning it for fun. I used it about 5 times, forgot about it, and now it sits broken in my basement.

Basically the story of any unitasker

[Anonymous No.9657453]

>>9657439
Yeah, that's true. I just started using my clothes dryer. Just turn it on tumble dry so you don't heat up the leaves.

[Anonymous No.9657457]

I just don't wash my vegetables. a bit of dirt is good for the immune system.

[Anonymous No.9657464]

I usually have 4 big handfuls of raw spinach and broccoli with every meal. Its increased the volume of my semen a lot.

[Anonymous No.9657469]

>>9657464
If you care about semen volume, just masturbate less frequently. If what you're trying to look a ist fertility, sperm quality and count is much more important.

[Anonymous No.9657523]

>>9657450
so did you just give up on salads?

[Anonymous No.9657527]

>>9657378
If you make your own olive oil/vinegar style salad, do you need to keep it in the fridge? That shit hardens up when it gets cold.

[Anonymous No.9657538]

>>9657439
Just get one of these and wheel it out of the way when you aren't using it

[Anonymous No.9657561]

>>9657453
just use the washing machine spin cycle

[Anonymous No.9657607]

>>9657424
I fucking HATE. HATE. People like you. Just when do you think salad spinners were invented? And while yes, I do own one and use it, my dear older relatives used cotton or linen pillow cases (designated for that specific purpose), which worked just as beautifully as a big chunky ass salad spinner that takes up space. While we have convenient unitaskers, how dare you look down on tried and true methods. Shitface.

[Anonymous No.9657688]

>>9657527
mine never got hard

[Anonymous No.9657692]

>>9657607
sounds like you dear old relatives were poor / retarded.

[Anonymous No.9657710]

>>9657692
Imagine being so underage that you actually think salad spinners always existed.

[Anonymous No.9657727]

>>9657710
Cited Patent Filing date Publication date Applicant Title
US3885321 * Oct 25, 1973 May 27, 1975 Fouineteau Gilberte Domestic appliance for drying vegetables

[Anonymous No.9657730]

>>9657692
Jesus, you are a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.9657732]

>>9657322
Don't use shit lettuce. Use spinach, rocket, romaine, or red cabbage.

Tastes 10 times better. Also, make your own dressing you lazy fuck. It's so easy and, once again, tastes way better. Salads are easy street.

Of course, but in cheese, harboiled eggs, veggies, fruit, meat, whatever.

[Anonymous No.9657735]

>>9657523
Actually, I did. I like cooked vegetable dishes anyways.

[Anonymous No.9657739]

>>9657727
Lol. And that's "always existing" to you? How fucking old are you, twelve? Just stop, you're making yourself look like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.9657742]

>>9657732
this

[Anonymous No.9657743]

>>9657727
1975 is incredible recent.

[Anonymous No.9657751]

>>9657739
>>9657743
(You)

why so mad? Cause your family can't spin?

[Anonymous No.9657753]

>>9657732
>rocket
what

[Anonymous No.9657754]

>>9657322
anyone else here completely avoid dressings and just toss in salad veggies in a dish, bathe it in lemon juice and salt and call it a day?

[Anonymous No.9657755]

>>9657751
Do you know how to fucking read, cunt?

[Anonymous No.9657760]

>>9657754
lemon juice and salt is your dressing

[Anonymous No.9657763]

>>9657754
gotta have S&P but I think that IS the dressing haha

[Anonymous No.9657767]

>>9657751
>fidget spinners
Oh fuck, he really is 12.

[Anonymous No.9657769]

>>9657755

enjoy salad in your bed sheets nigger

[Anonymous No.9657774]

>>9657760
>>9657763

i meant store bought but yeah

[Anonymous No.9657785]

>>9657753

arugula in amerispeak

[Anonymous No.9657786]

>>9657785
oh shit I didn't know that. cool thanks

[Anonymous No.9657791]

>>9657457
Enjoy that heavy metal poisoning.

[Anonymous No.9657801]

>>9657791

[Anonymous No.9657837]

>>9657732
I'll go one further and tell you shit to buy to make bomb dressings:
>olive oil
>several kinds of vinegar (apple cider and red wine especially)
>plain, old world yogurt or mayonnaise if you're a fat fuck
>tahini
>anchovy paste
>soy sauce
>honey
>sesame oil
>dijon mustard
>salt and pepper (ALWAYS freshly cracked), red pepper flakes, dill

You can make like 10 different dressings with those ingredients. Knock yourself out.

[Anonymous No.9657872]

>>9657837
> calories in a tablespoon of mayonnaise = 54
> calories in a tablespoon of Greek plain yogurt = 30

Not that big of a difference, not big enough to worry about for a small batch of dressing. I'd say use whatever your preference is.

[Anonymous No.9657882]

>>9657872
Oh, AND, the tahini is way more "fatty " and has twice the x calories of mayo.

[Anonymous No.9657911]

>>9657527
You're fridge might be set to be too cold I worked at Jimmy John's for a long time and our sauce is exactly that we refrigerate it and it's never an issue

[Anonymous No.9657925]

>>9657911
thanks i'll turn it down a bit

[Anonymous No.9658933]

Tossed salad look it up on urban dictionary

[Anonymous No.9658950]

>>9657527
Depends on what olive oil you use. Lighter olive oils won't harden, but cold pressed evoo will.

[Anonymous No.9659077]

>>9657370
include a budget for 4 rolls in your pantry. pat dry lettuce = profit?