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I don't know how to cook Thanksgiving dinner.

>> No.9653243

>>9653239
>makes dumb thread just to have an excuse to post some ugly cunt

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>> No.9653247

>>9653239

spend less time saving pictures of children on your computer, and more time practicing and you might get the hang of it

>> No.9653249

>>9653243
>makes dumb comment to have an excuse to show the world he downvoted a thread

:^)

>> No.9653253

>>9653247
>children
She looks like she's in her young 20s.

>> No.9653257

>>9653247
bitter hambeast detected

>> No.9653258

>>9653239
Dont worry bring you cousins over for thxgiving and all of you can share my manmilk as dinner

>> No.9653264
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9653264

>>9653253
Never mind, I just reverse searched it and she's only 13.

>> No.9653268

>>9653264
if she's 13, i'm 13

>> No.9653317

>>9653253

tell that to the judge

>> No.9653320

>>9653239
"And that's why I'm having Thanksgiving at your house mom and dad."

>> No.9653326

>>9653239
Nice blog. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

>> No.9653336

>>9653268
>Born 2004
>Child actress

Well, I'll just turn myself in to the FBI now I guess.

>> No.9655071

>>9653336
>2004
What's in the water these days?

>> No.9655104
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9655104

Thanksgiving was a month ago.

>> No.9655191

>>9655104
/ck/ needs a sticky for the one holiday where it's relevant.

>> No.9655308

>>9655104
A FUCKING LEAF

>> No.9655432

>>9653264
what the fucking nigger? how the fuck is that 13? if that is 13 then I am 60

>> No.9655444
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>>9655308
>not having family in both countries and celebrating turkey day twice a year
>not being a hermit and celebrating it zero times a year because you are ungrateful and angry with the world

>> No.9655449

>>9655432
it’s almost as if people enter puberty at different times.

>> No.9655463

Modern women are useless except as cumbuckets

>> No.9655890

>>9655449
That doesn't explain the constant parade of 13-16 year olds with the bodies of 25 year old pornstars. That ain't just early puberty

>> No.9655904

>>9655890
She's got makeup on to make her look older, and I think she's squinting a bit too to make her eyes appear smaller. Image could have been touched up in photoshop, too.

And girls these days are hitting puberty much earlier, believed to be due to better nutrition and potentially hormones in food. My mother was surprised and horrified that my sister and I started a full three, four years before she did.

>> No.9656078

>>9655904
r u a grill? pls respond.

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9656092

>>9656078

>> No.9656143

>>9656092
UMA

>> No.9656424

>>9653243
.t roastie

>> No.9656427

>>9655890
its all the hormones from women on birth control leaking into the water supply

>> No.9656430

>>9655191
CK is relevant for Christmas and MLK day.

>> No.9658398

>>9653239
>tfw she will never smirk like that at your penis

>> No.9658403

>>9653243
I'd enjoy putting my dick inside her until I ejaculate.

>> No.9658450

>>9653239
learn.
/thread

>> No.9658470

>>9656424
the majority of ck is female, sausage

>> No.9658514
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>>9658470
>women
>outside of pinterest, tumblr, and social media where they can get recognition and social capital for their posts and cute photos
Inb4 r9k, or better yet inb4 pol

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9658521

>>9658470
>I know the demographic of an anonymous image board
Retard.

>> No.9658526

>>9656092
post boipucci

>> No.9658529

>>9658514
Who's that? She's hot.

>> No.9658534

>>9658529
Wendy

>> No.9658539

What's some practical ways to roast the breasts and braise the thighs+legs to serve at the same time on the same day?

>> No.9658576

>>9658529
Faye Reagan

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>>9658576
No it's not.

>> No.9658601

>>9658586
I WANT FAYE REAGAN TO BE MY MOMMY

>> No.9658603

>>9656092
dude I think theres something wrong with your right hand

>> No.9658608

>>9658603
>dude
please don't misgender me.

>> No.9658632

>>9658608
>misgender
please don't forget where you are. TITS OR GTFO

>> No.9658633

>>9658601
She's only 29. How young are you?

>> No.9658727

>>9658608
dude chill the fuck out.

>> No.9659277

>>9658633
18.

>> No.9659368

>>9653239
Who is this?

>> No.9659615

>>9659368
Dog with a Blog.

>> No.9659710

Is her face photoshopped on?

>> No.9659984

>>9658521
based retard poster