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9653183 No.9653183 [Reply] [Original]

>walk into kitchen
>see picrelated sitting on the table
>wat do?

>> No.9653187

>>9653183
Eat apple

>> No.9653192

Make my own food, because I am not a useless manchild who leeches off others.

>> No.9653196

American """""""""""""""""""""""cheese""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.9653199

>>9653183
Microwave them for a minute, cut into bite-size pieces, and eat with fingers.

>> No.9653203

do americans really eat this?

>> No.9653205
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9653205

>>9653196
>>9653203

>> No.9653209

>>9653183
pick it up and throw it in the trash, then Id go to the store and buy some real bread, cheese and cured ham.

>> No.9653218

>>9653183
>eat
>go back to work
>make money
>spend money on white bread, bologna, apples, and mostly alcohol

>> No.9653270

>>9653183
>Pan. Nice and hot
>knob of butter. In.
>sandwich. In.
>toast both sides until golden brown. And the cheese is melted.
Salvaging that poor excuse for a sandwich. Done.

>> No.9653294

>>9653183

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''american cheese''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''american meat'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''wonder bread''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>> No.9653306

>>9653270
You should take the bologna out and fry it also.

>> No.9653340

>>9653183
>>9653196
>>9653203
>>9653294
Do non americans really spend their lives obsessing over trashy american food?

>> No.9654512

>>9653199
>microwave
>not toast or grill them
Enjoy your radiation.

>> No.9654528

>>9653187
fpbp

>> No.9654545

>>9653183
>cheese not placed between baloney slices

>> No.9654553

Ask if it's for me, if it is, say thank you and eat it because I'm not a petulant child who has to have my way. I don't really like bologna, or white bread, or american cheese, but its not the end of the world if I have to eat it once. If someone was nice enough to make me lunch, I'll eat it, as long as there's no shenanigans going on.

>> No.9654656

>>9653340
No, they mostly don't. Maybe a vocal minority. The rest is self-ironic babbling. Probably at least as much americans making fun of themselves to stoke the fire and europeans calling themselves europoors.

>> No.9654763

Unironically deep fry it.

>> No.9655825

>>9653183
White bread, bologna, American cheese, miracle whip. Such a sandwich would be far too nostalgic for me to resist.

>> No.9655961

>>9653183
Gobble that shit up. Throwback to when I was real little that is nostalgic as fuck.

>> No.9655975

Leave my roommate's food alone and make my own food

>> No.9655989

Usually if stuff just sitting out on the table I just leave it. There are times I'll eat it. Like earlier my mom left a donut out and I broke off a piece.

>> No.9656011

>>9653187
red """delicious""" apples belong next to the flyover sandwich in the trash

>> No.9656020

Call the cops. I don't let bologna in my house. That shit is disgusting.

>> No.9656024
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9656024

>>9653183
Jizz on the sandwich and eat it.

>> No.9656038

>>9653340
it either that or look out and see how many muslims there are outside

>> No.9656045
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9656045

>>9653340
They don't have food in Russia. It's all MREs and potato soup.

>> No.9656063

>>9653183
how fucking old am i

>> No.9656099

>>9653183
Beat my imaginary wife

>> No.9656335
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9656335

>>9653183
I'd slam some potato chips in that bitch and go to town. Maybe grab a nice big glass of milk to wash it down

>> No.9656352

>>9656099
Your imaginary wife's imaginary bull won't like that

>> No.9656369

>>9656352
what if he's so much of a cuck his imaginary wife has a real bull? then what?

>> No.9656453

eat it for nostalgia, i lived with a rich aunt when I was young and I would make bread ham cheese mayo bread samiches to eat with their servant girl. I still eat them every once in a while. servant girls are yummy.

>> No.9656466

>>9656369
Then he's about to have some real thick baloney in his white bread

>> No.9656492

>>9653183
Be overwhelmed with joy that I'm 3 years old again and my parents are still alive.

>> No.9656600

>>9653183
fry it on a pan with some butter, throw spices on it

dont judge me

>> No.9656612

>>9653183
I would eat that polony and cheese product sandwich

>> No.9658009

>>9653183

Wonder why my housemate left his shitty sandwich on the counter instead of eating it, probably. Also wonder when somebody put a table in the kitchen that I'll have to move to get anything done.

>> No.9658025

Wonder who the fuck broke into my apartment and brought their own ingredients to make the sandwich. First, I'd talk to my landlord and if he didn't do it, I'd call the police.

>> No.9658029

White "people" are pathetic

>> No.9658041

who the fuck cleaned my apartment and installed lights?

>> No.9658064

That is the classic white sandwich. Nothing wrong with it. Cheap. Tastes good. Why the hate? That sandwich costs less than a dollar to make today. That is with ham prices way higher than they used to be.

>> No.9658098

Bomb that shit in the microwave for 30 seconds and eat it with ketchup