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GIFs tolerated as well.
Off to a good start.
>>9647458I came here to post this
>>9647457Yeesh, that looks like a disaster. Why not just buy a whole chicken for cheap at the supermarket?Though I guess if you really wanted to use a canned chicken, you'd rinse that motherfucker good of all that goop it's in.
>>9647614Because it's pre-cooked. You're ready to eat the second it's out of the can.
>>9647615Dude, that shit don't look cooked at all.
>>9647660Canned food is cooked twice. Once before going into the can and then again after the can is sealed to kill off bacteria.If anything it's over cooked. Nobody cans raw meat.Also that goop is fat and congealed cooking stock.
>>9647660Canning involves a heating process. All canned goods are cooked.As someone with access to a grocery store, it doesn't seem very good though. Camping, hiking, or some situation like a bomb shelter or a civil uprising that knocks out infrastructure, then I could see it having its uses.
>>9647614Why do people get upset about a chicken in a can, nobody gives a tin of sardines a second thought.
>>9647673Cause it looks weird and gross.I've had it, it's meh. Just tastes like overcooked chicken. Canned ham is worse.It's really only sold at bulk markets and survivalist websites these days anyway.
>>9647673Whole-boiled chicken isn't really a good preparation of the dish.
>>9647665>>9647671>>9647672Ah, fair enough.>>9647673Dunno, I guess 'cause you don't see it often. Or rather you're more used to seeing whole chicken raw or something. Not to mention sardines aren't as popular/are seen as one of the stereotypical gross foods (which is a shame 'cause they're tasty as fuck), I think. Or something. So maybe that contributes to it?
>>9647614>you'd rinse that motherfucker good of all that goop it's in.If you've ever made your own stock you'd know that goop is actually tasty. The chicken is pale and overcooked but the liquid it comes in would actually make it palatable.
Only the best OC of /ck/.
>>9647756I love win and cheese but that is absolute shit.
>>9647749>those pancakesHggg i know what is exactly it'll taste like
Only fresh webms allowed.
Can someone link me to the video where surly king of the egg fort comes from?
>>9647607Jesus that made me feel so uneasy.
>>9648013Has he hospitalized?
>>9648016His stomach ruptured, he died later of eternal bleeding.
>>9648011The guy secretly wanted to see some fingers removed.
>>9647973She has come so far, she is truly precious.
>>9647848what in the name of holy fuck
>>9647859Some nice activation going on there.
>>9648053What's funny is that a couple of them look like they're actually "activated".
>>9648045They are chicken wings, what is it you are confused about?
>>9647665>homestyle goodness.I get that canned food in necessary and needed, but that statement went too far.
>>9647837I dont get it. Is the goose jewish?
>>9648179What in gods name
>>9648179Well that's just rude.
>>9648262A real day wrecker, for sure.
>>9647973getting handjobs from her must be amazing
>>9647457>Stillbirth in a canNo, Thanks
>>9647696I've eaten that shit before. The only problem is that it's too sweet.
>>9647749so even japan has shitty clickbait now, huh? fuck.
>>9647848>>9647749>alternating between fast and slow motioni really hate this video style. it makes me unreasonably angry
>>9648179I'm not some whiny vegan but why can't people kill the animals before they start dismembering them, or is it just some automatic reflex and this fish is already dead?
>>9648977theres shit pouring out the back of it so it could just be reflex/physics but honestly>have cut the fucker in half and it's still wheezing >"lol y they cant just execute it first ?? "
>>9648977>or is it just some automatic reflex and this fish is already dead?Somebody has said this is the case. But someone else has said that they don't kill it because of how long it takes to butcher it, that the meat will start rotting before they're finished if they kill it. I hope it was dead. I'm not a vegan either but I'll gladly switch to cultured/lab-grown meat so we don't have to kill things for food anymore.
>>9648990honestly with the water pouring out the back of it it could be opening and closing its mouth because of the pressure/draft from it emptying out. kinda like how putting a bottle upside down makes it "burp" water and it doesnt just pour out because the exiting water has to compete with entering air. venturi effects n shit i guess
>>9648990maybe it feels good to the fish. maybe the japanese are the only ppl to understand this. maybe your perception of pain is based on 'mammilian' life forms.
>>9648191god bless /pol/
>>9649062This explains a lot
>>9647458Why is inb4 guy the most annoying poster on this board?
>>9649106These threads were shit before inb4 guy and his relentless autism forced us to adapt instead of just reposting
>>9647756>Shots of wineHow much of a shit cunt do you need to be?
>>9649062>you'll never be browing /pol/ with your grandma and stumble across a BLACKED thread and get a handjob from her while looking at white girls taking JUGE black cock like they should
>>9648020>eternal bleeding.Really nigga?
>>9649137>>9648023It's a meme response to this webm, don't worry 'bout it.
>>9648860underrated post kek.
>>9649354i am pretty sure it is a meme response to that /fit/ meme.
>>9647607din't knew it was a cringe thread.
>>9647696I'd only eat this if i were high and desperate. american cuisine at its best>>9647756>>9649114an uncultured cunt>>9647779will stay disgusting until the end of time>>9649062full of normies, no surprise
>>9649342sauce good sir?
>>9648924>they can't figure out a coconut>they try to stab cans openPlease tell me these are dumb Brits. How the fuck do you even survive if you can't open a tin can.
>>9647773i can do this too
>>9647749What the fuck material is that cup thing made of and why does it not melt? What shop can I buy one from beside amazon.jp?
I just made this webm.
>>9649775I remember that guy.His recipe for 3-cheese changed my life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU
>>9647457I love that jelly. I love that jelly cold. For real, this gif always triggers the hunger in me - I'm usually not for eating crap but this shit makes me salivate. I'm so fucking damaged.
>>9649402>>9649473Sorry, don't have a source, besides 4chan, but would love to have a proper source myself.
>>9649402>>9649473>>9649845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZjiLM0gN98Well that was hard, took one whole google search
>>9647973is that the shy girl from big bang theory that dated the indian?
>>9649841As canned foods go that chicken isn't really what I'd classify as "crap". It's just a boiled chicken after all. Probably has more salt that strictly needed and it obviously doesn't look very appetising but you could do a lot worse. If they were really cheap I could see myself keeping a can or two around for making chicken soup when I was sick and didn't feel like doing a lot of cooking but still wanted to eat.>>9649868I fucking hate that man so much.
>>9649868He's lucky it was cold or he'd have burned himself. What a tool
>>9649861But why, though?
>>9648802White people ruining my people's food once again
>>9649917Scotts aren't white, they're some sort of mole-people human hybrid.
>>9647733legend says he's still eating
>>9649062what's the point of 4chan when rule #1 is flouted so often now. might as well move to reddit or tumblr or better yet off the interactive altogether
>>9648977You think an animal that has lost literally tens of gallons of blood is alive?
>>9647457All memes aside, a canned chicken like that is probably quite salvageable.Get rid of the chicken stock jelly, maybe give it a light oil rub and roast it up. Probably pretty nice in a pinch.
>>9648948You don't say..
>>9649659This is a safe for work board.
>>9649894>isn't really what I'd classify as "crap". It's just a boiled chicken>just a boiled chicken>just
>>9649041This is actually a very compelling argument to me. We share a common ancestor with sharks (and rays and skates) longer ago than literally any other group of vertebrates. Do invertebrates feel pain? Do fungi feel pain? Where does the line get drawn? Did we develop our particular concept pain in only mammalian consciousnesses??
>>9649342I hope that fish was dead, otherwise he's just a cunt.
>>9649686Man what bugs me the most about this is the lack of meat. Like, if you put some good shredded or chopped or ground meat on those chips then added a bunch of extra bullshit, that'd be a legit meal.
>>9649995Are we full-on jackposting now?
>all these replies>no inb4 pastasNOICE JOB GUYS :DDD
>>9649686What's the kibble they're always dumping on?
>>9650048You're not the boss of me.
>>9650043Turns out I made yorkshire puddings wrong all my life.
>>9650059All you had to do, was just soften the damn butter, Jack.
>>9650074he snorted fresh homemade organic coca off some peruvian ladyboy's feminine penis
>>9650063Why's it gotta be like this
>>9650094Fuck off mate.
>>9650094>>9650079>>9649995You faggots are literally falling for a professional troll. Just STAHP.
>>9647841What is this christmas nightmare?
>>9650094what's that orange thing?
>tfw you fucking hate jack posters ruining webm threads but also find jack posts funny as fugWhat do?
>>9648802>white people doing """taco"""I hope white genocide is real You deserve it
>>9650112Make your own fucking Jack thread.
>>9650112Make a Jack generally and have mods ruthlessly delete Jack posts anywhere else
>>9649686Why does she bother using gloves?
>>9650131what I'd give to get the chance to put my mouth onto one of those nozzles
>>9649342Not really funny, all those fresh caught fish wasted
>>9650131I have made jack threads but mods delete them, why do they hate Jack?
>>9649659Is that ice cream? or mashed potatoes?
>>9650216Very fattening mashed taters
>>9649062It all makes sense.
>>9649917>my people'sMexicans aren't people.
>>9647607STOP PUTTING YOUR FINGERS UNDER THE KNIFE BITCH
>>9649917Are you the same autist that keeps making those mexican food threads?
>>9649137>implying bleeding eternally doesn't kill the man
>>9650336Surely if you can bleed forever then by definition you're immortal?
>>9647773a permanent snacking solution! how are black people so smart?
>>9649904https://www.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585>>9649978Like I said, compared to some of the other shit that comes in cans it seems fairly benign. It looks like it's practically falling apart already so you could easily pick off the meat, throw the bones and the stock from the can in a pot and boil it for a bit, remove the bones, add vegetables, add the chickenmeat towards the end. Fairly low-effort chickensoup.Someone else mentioned roasting it but I doubt that would work very well. It looks like it's already overcooked and you'd probably not be able to get the skin crispy (if you could even make it stay on)
>>9650131Are you able to buy these anymore?
>>9647607They weren't trying to open it for water, right?Because, she should know that dry coconuts are for the shavings, not the water.
>>9649995i-i-is that sand...?
>>9649659that looks utterly disgusting. what the fuck is wrong with mexicans?
>>9649676why does he add cat food and raisins to that boxed "mac & cheese" [sic]?
>>9650210Because at this point it's just brainless spamming of the same "content" over and over again
>>9650131the trashcan is the best part
>>9649062T_D is nuclear waste no wonder 4chan sucks now
>>9650248>Yes, I would like all the junk food I would eat once or twice within the year, gimme those siracha based sour sauce and don't forget the line. I didn't cross the border to eat mexican food with no lime in it.>Oh and gimme some of that kool aid mix tooMexican webms in a nutshell.
>>9649676I can't remember what this guy's channel is called, can anyone help me out? It's like videoman or cinemaman or something like that.
>>9647848Those wings look tasty, but those stupid salad tongs they used to toss them triggered my autism hard.
>>9649786What is this, exactly?
>>9649062Fucking boomers have to ruin everything.
>>9649686>>9649822Jesus, the worst part is it's probably a disgusting soggy mess texture wise too.
>>9650592Hey thanks buddy. It's Featureman but your post jogged my memory.
>>9650468But are discussion threads not only "content" threads
>>9650101TELL ME ABOUT JACK.WHY DOES HE HOLD THE CHEESE LIKE THAT?
>>9650448I think the canned meat is tuna.
>>9647749Oh fucking god i want one of those!
>>9647749What's this called and where can I get it or an analogue?
>>9647973A lot of people say shit like "Wow I really admire her perseverance" and "she is so brave to continue to try so hard and lead a fairly normal life". 99% of the time I think its just fucking cliched and generally disingenuous. Fuck people right? But whenever I see a webm/gif of this girl I literally think about how difficult her life must be and how fucking courageously brave she is to just put herself out there on the internet for all you fucking pedo sick shits to meme over. i also hate the whole "we have to thank everyone that ever served in the military for their service" cliche. fuck that. but this chick... with her perfect titties and her ability to keep trying in the face of adversity... she makes me very fucking proud of parts of the human race, and she gives me an instant half chub too. best of both worlds right there. hot as fuck. 10/10 would hold down while fucking so that she could finally be free of those tremors for a bit.
>>9649948>tens of gallonsTry hundreds, friendo - and you'd be surprised how alive something can be, for how long after its been severed.The polite thing would be to shoot it in the head, or stab it in the brain. I'm sure butchering takes no longer than an hour or two, meat does not spoil that fast.
>>9650722Go on amazon.co.jp and search "パンケーキシリコーン".
>>9650760You fucking idiot!
>>9647848why put the sauce on stone cold? may as well just have the sauce in a dipping bowl, less mess then.
>>9647973She's a sweet chick that it's easy to have weird girl-next-door fantasies about. Genuinely a sweet chick, & I like watching her videos without it being weird.
>>9650901Damn, that's mouthwatering
>>9650901That's pork, right?
>>9650737>The polite thing would be to shoot it in the head, or stab it in the brain.Or at least start cutting from that end. >>9650723It is pretty inspirational how she manages to be so happy and optimistic. I'm bitter and miserable enough with a mostly functioning body; if I woke up tomorow with palsy I'd fucking kill myself.
>>9649995Is there nothing this mad man cant do?
>>9648967I'm with you. The worst is when they do the extra slow-mo on a closeup of someone getting stiff peaks on something after mixing. Wow you fucking mixed it, thanks for the illustration.
>>9649686>>9649822>>9650248are we sure there not some person off screen who just doesn't know that spanish word for when?
>>9650941Saw the thumbnail.Not opening that shit.
>>9650928>>9650737>>9649948Adrenaline and other stress-released stuff makes meat tastier so it makes sense to keep the animal alive as long as you can
>>9647749this is above and beyond soyboy bhp tier level ranks
>>9651138No, it doesn't, and IT IS CUT IN HALF. IT DIED MORE OR LESS INSTANTLY FROM LOSS OF BLOOD PRESSURE.Everyone on 4chan is so fucking clueless these days its fucking sad
>>9649983It is believed that fish don't feel pain, but they percieve damage as something. It is a weird neurobiological phenomenon, and it's not my area, but I hope you can find more info here:https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4356734/pdf/10539_2014_Article_9469 [dot] pdf
>>9647606Kill yourself, redditor.
>>9650060I would say cooked corn kettle, pinto beans or grated cheese; wouldn't know. I've seen some street vendors that use peanuts baka
Anybody got the webm of the gyroscope chicken?
>>9651138Found the Chinaman
>>9651241>It's impossible>No, it's necessaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5d0vBtwBK0
>>9650420"You want some eggs with your heaping plate of fucking salmonella sir?"
>>9651280Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of the grill though?The meat is supposed to absorb the heat, not be ventilated.
>>9651280Captain I assure you the Event Horizon is perfectly safe.
>>9651443>We won't need fries where we're going.
>>9650074its not cocaine though its just cocaine paste you cant snort that shit
>>9651583You dry the paste, then crumble it into powder. Moron.
>>9648802If you're going to keep posting this you need to change the filename to "gyro"
>>9651601No, you cant it has to go through another chemical process. >now apologize you little bitch
>>9651615prove it you little fag
>>9649995Never in my fucking life have I seen someone grill hotdogs parallel to the grating on the grill. I hate this man more than I hate anybody else.
>>9650918Yep. Looks like belly with the skin on.
>>9651625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwA3tjeiB5o>now stfu cunt
>>9651658I'll fucking kill you nigger.
>>9647457These are pretty good for making chicken soup.
>>9650131>>9650150>>9650395>>9650469What is that?
>>9647673Because sardines are traditionally eaten preserved, chikin aint
>>9650941This reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o66JhNsFxdw
>>9651958>someone thought a video was required to teach people to cube a starchy root vegetable>specifically not a potato>the process is incidentalhmm...
>>9648977>I'm not some whiny vegan but why can't people kill the animals before they start dismembering them, or is it just some automatic reflex and this fish is already dead?Not sure if this is the case in the webm, but Chinks like to put their food through as much agony as possible, they think the Adrenalin released makes the meat taste better
>>9650941Why didn't he dab his fucking face while he was at it?
>>9651971yeah such is the state of social media. throw whatever up. its a scramble.
>>9649775my parents said in italy this is how they cut pizza quite often. are my parents stupid or is this true?
>>9652374you mean at your table? why not use a mezzaluna
>>9648179>chinks >peoplePick one
>>9647848I stopped watching at the wooden claws
tfw ordered 2 lbs of carnitas for tacos today
>>9650074How the fuck did someone discover that's how you make cocaine.
>>9651644I unironically do that every time, doesn't change much really
>>9650131look at all that instant money
>>9649775Why is American pizza floppy?
>>9652374Seems like a pretty random thing for them to just make up and lie to you about.
>>9647749the shape of those pancakes irritates me
>>9652374Koreans cut literally all of their food with scissors, even broccoli
>>9652984yeah I noticed it too what the fuck? Can someone explain the reason behind this?
>>9652440figured out the science and that you can do replicate the chemical reactions cheaply using those ingredients.
>>9651373your low iq is showing. I bet your dip your steak with ketchup
>>9647756something about her face is triggering me
>>9650534gotta get some use out of the bamboo salad tongs they got from whole foods
>>9650941I think getting fucked in the ass would be less gay than that webm.
>>9652991No idea personally, I didn't notice it until a friend of mine who used to live in Korea started bitching about it.
>>9650216It's called aligot. It is the most based thing of all.>>9650440It's from southern France, and it's delicious. You can drink it with white wine
>>9650625>someone using my reaction images
>>9647779>all that shit just to drink a beerIf it had liquor id drink it but this drink screams uncultured housewife on vacation in baja.
>>9650020yeah, i wouldnt mind that shit if they threw some meat in there and skipped on the 3 different kinds of clamato and hot sauceshits probably like fuckin soup at the end
>>9649978There's quite a bit you can do with boring meat. Confit was a method of preservation before canning and now it's considered gourmet. I bet that canned chicken has a funky flavor, though. Somehow companies seem to find ways to fuck up what should be a simple thing to not fuck up.
>>9650909Imagine how well she could cradle a set of balls
>>9651958what does a daikon tast like?i like the look of it
>>9652427i want to put my carnita in her taco
>>9649917your food is shit and is hated everywhere except north america
>>9649822>>9649686waht is this called exactly?
>>9653029>Aligot>From the Aubrac>Auvergne>Southern Francewew lad
if you heated that canned chicken up, it would probably look a lot better, probably tastes fine cold though
>>9653057Like a radish.
>>9653116what does a radish taste like?i can snag a piece tomorrow from work
>>9653132what does a carrot taste like?
>>9653134Like a parsnip
>>9653141what the fuck is a parsnip?
>>9653142It's a root vegetable similar to a carrot
>>9653154are they expensive?i want to buy some more veggies and i like carrots so maybe ill like parsnips
>>9653157Not really if you've got a walmart nearby, they usually keep them in stock. Parsnips are like a firmer, slightly less sweet carrot, they're great in stews
>>9653161that sounds tastydo you know of a stew recipe with those?my dad gave me a crockpot a while ago and i havent had the chance to use it until recently and a good stew would go nice right now
>>9653167Sent : )
>>9653167Get a big chuck roast, cut it into bite sized chunks and brown in a pan, then throw it with chopped parsnips, onions, potatoes, a tablespoon of flour and several cups of beef stock in the crock pot on low for 5-6 hours. Season with rosemary and thyme, the last hour throw in green peas and mushrooms and enjoy extremely comfy fall food
>>9653190thank you anonthis sounds really good and looks easy enough so that i cant fuck it up
>>9650901Pork belly is so underrated. Also cheap as fuck and one of the best cuts in terms of meat and fat.
>>9649531They made knives illegal
does anyone have the webm of the chinese guy dicing the tofu?
>>9650342No, you'd be a woman
>>9651760where are you from?
>>9650911God damn that weed is mouthwatering.
>>9653311I'd rather have it in that big log though, before he passes it through the press
>>9649868>is scared of getting burned by cold oil>fucking drops the damn steak in instead of lowering it gently with his hands or some sort of utensil
>>9653302>>9650911>>9650919>>9650922>weed???Looks like caramel to me. And the fact that it turns into candy in the end also seems caramelly to me.But I'll admit, I dont know much about weed, so please tell me if I'm wrong, or if the stoners are seing weed everywhere again.also:>>9652427That poor woman. Can't afford a proper blouse. Hers is way too small to contain her ample, womanly bulges. Doesn't she have a good Cristian husband that has a good job and can provide her with proper, chaste clothing?
>>9651138>i dont know why, but pain made it good
>>9653291>tfw too poorfag to have those.
>>9649868>>9649995>>9650037>>9650043>>9650059>>9650079>>9650094>>9650101How does this guy not pick up any skills or information over such long periods of constantly cooking? Why does he do stuff that is clearly not going to work and make a mess? Is this a gag channel?
>>9653434If he is a troll, he's second only to CWC.This level of trolling is harzardous to your health; it killed Andy Kaufman.
>>9650248I can't watch Webm's of Mexicans putting too much shit on chips any more. I'm burnt out
>>9649062Why the hell do they keep calling each other centipedes?
>>9653563i dont know but i say kill em all!
>>9653291I live in Vienna for 3 years and have never seen something like this.
>>9653647https://www.eskimo.at/produkte/kategorie/viennetta/3353Hieß aber früher mal anders, glaub ich.Hast nix verpasst.
>>9653472Dont knock them till you try themI myself dont get shit from these over the top snacks My female relatives on the other hand find them irresistable in a sickening way as if they had a craving when pregnant
>>9653658Hmm ok scheint so was wie tiramisu zu sein
>>9653434He went on tv and cried about how he just wants to feed people when they accused him of only being there to market his barbecue sauce.
>>9653661Nope. Just crappy standard vanilla ice cream with some chocolat layers in a fancy form.At least the ones I remember from forever ago.>>9653704Nein.
>>9653252You should come to norway in christmas time and have some ribbe.
>>9651280>We only had it in there for a few minutes but the chicken looks like it was cooked for 18 hours
>>9653753My sides are okay to go.
>>9653395they are like 2€ aren't they?
>>9648179jesus christ, the yellow menace is real
>>9649659seems pretty tasty, i like my mashed potatoes with extra cheese
>>9653070hey, southamericans like it too
>>9649917>My people>flatbread was invented by mexicansLmao. Get fucked.
>>9647756This is why misogyny exists.
>>9647973>All the beta thirst over some disabled cunt.Everytime.Simply pathetic.
>>9654171>not wanting her to give you a handjobyoure a fag and should go
>>9652427Which porn star is this?
>>9650941I am pretty sure this guy must have OCD in addition to being a faggot.
>>9650107daily struggle in europe because the chineese buy all of our milk and butter prices rised over 70% this year.
>jack is secretly my hero>he messes something up>someone with knowledge immediately pipes up and says what needs to be done to fix what he is doing wrong.Ive become a better cook because of anon's making fun of jack.