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Who is your favorite celebrity chef?

>> No.9641413
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>>9641406
Giada. Only because I want to fuck her.

>> No.9641427

Ramsay even if his scrambled eggs suck

>> No.9641429
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>>9641413
I pick Alex, the ass is fat.

>> No.9641433
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>>9641413
She's got nothing on nigella

>> No.9641444
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>>9641433
I agree.

>> No.9641453
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If Yan can cook, so can you
>tfw i couldn't

>> No.9641459
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>>9641444
Stop that

>> No.9641460

Ramsay any day.

>> No.9641462
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Gonna date myself pretty badly here, but one of my favorite shows was Martin Yan's "Yan Can Cook" on PBS. He was probably the most fun and high energy TV chef before the Food Network came around.

And remembah, if Yan can cook......SO CAN YOU!

>> No.9641466

>>9641459
Imagine what her butthole smells/tastes like.
I'm guessing poo and baby powder with the flavor of a 9 volt battery.

>> No.9641476

>>9641466
Yeah, that's because it's a butt hole.

>> No.9641491

>>9641453
>>9641462
>Yan-mind

>> No.9641494

>>9641466
If you can't even keep it at college level, then you shouldn't be here at all. I bet you're not even old enough to get a drivers license yet, are you kid?

>> No.9641499

>>9641453
>>9641462
My niggas

>> No.9641502

>>9641494
Don't be mad at me for having a vivid imagination at 43.

>> No.9641510

Mokko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJk3OUXk-MQ

>> No.9641512

>>9641433
>those khazar milkers

Why do Jewish women have such great tits?

>> No.9641516

>>9641406
>you will never be that microphone.

>> No.9641517

Question for the pedants. Would you still call a cooking show host a "Chef" if they've never worked as a Chef before?
I know both Nigella and Alton Brown dislike being called TV Chefs because neither of them ever worked as a Chef in a restaurant.

>> No.9641550

>>9641502
43 months, sure. Years? Not so much.

>> No.9641554
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In terms of ones I want to put my dick inside, Rachel Khoo.

In terms of outright favourite Gordon Ramsay followed by Heston Blumenthal and Rick Stein.

>> No.9641556

>>9641554
>tfw your dick will never be those tomatoes

>> No.9641564

>>9641556
>tfw those tomatoes will never be tomatoes.

>> No.9641566
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>>9641556
>tomatoes
>wanting your dick sliced

>> No.9641567

Gordon Ramsay... or Papa Franku

>> No.9641634

>>9641556
>tfw your cherries will never be those cherries

>> No.9641638

>>9641444
i still would

>> No.9641653
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rick stein for comfy tv and monica galetti for femdom fantasies

>> No.9641689
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Yottam Ottolenghi for being super friendly, open-minded and creative.
Rachel khoo for pretty french cakes and facesitting

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Damaris would get it so bad

>> No.9642007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA

>> No.9642012

MOMMIES GIB MILKIES

>> No.9642017

>>9641517
I wouldn't call anyone not actively employed in a restaurant kitchen a chef, so people like Bourdain and Ramsey can fuck off as well and just go buy 'food show host' or something.

>> No.9642022

>>9641406
>>9641433
>>9641459
>>9641554
damn this thread is M I L K I E

>> No.9642033
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>tfw no mommy harem to ara ara~

>> No.9642037

>>9642017
Ramsay still has more cooking talent and technical knowledge in his left bollock than you. Don't be mad, bro.

>> No.9642048
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Pati

>> No.9642064
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Vivian Howard

>> No.9642065

>>9642037
Nigella also has more cooking talent and technical knowledge in her left tit than me, but that doesn't make her a chef.

>> No.9642107

>>9642065
1v1. u and me irl.

where do you live u cunt

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>>9641554
>she will never khoo in your ear while you gently probe her anus

why even live?

>> No.9642140

>>9642128
she also doesn't seem to have any noods or bikini paprazzi pics. I've been searching for hours

>> No.9642152

>>9641406
Nice tits who day?

>> No.9642157

>>9641494
>Only teens think about graphic sex
Anons spot on detail for filthy kinky sex should be a cue that he's old enough to know what he's talking about

>> No.9642159

>>9641433

mommy

>> No.9642169
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>>9642152
Daughter of this guy.

Cooks food on Britbong TV.

>> No.9642223
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>>9642140
This woman was built for my seed.

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>>9641510
i want some of his weed

>> No.9642236
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>>9641406
My T H I C C raspy voice goddess....hnnngggg

>> No.9642240

>>9642022
>a cancerous beta male suddenly appears

>> No.9642244

>>9642157
>this is what junior high school beta virgins actually believe

>> No.9642247
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>>9642240
>liking large breasts is beta

>> No.9642252

>>9642247
making allusions to an infant wanting milk from his mother's teet is beta

>> No.9642256

>>9642247
No, but fawning over them on /ck/ like an undisciplined teenage beta male going through puberty sure as hell is.

If you grow up, you'll find that life is a lot better if you don't let base bitches lead you around by the dick.

>> No.9642258

>>9642247
Complete mastectomy is the partitions choice.

>> No.9642268

>>9642235
probably grows it himself up in those mountains

>> No.9642273
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>>9642223
she did some programme where she was cooking in the malaysian jungle and she was complaining about how sweaty and unclean she felt in the heat and humidity......my god....my god...oh my god

>> No.9642281

>>9641406
All you fawning beta orbiters need to take this bullshit to >>>>/s/.

/s/ is the board for fawning beta losers to put bitches on a pedestal, not /ck/, or any other board. You are all pathetic.

>> No.9642301

>>9642252
>>9642256
>taking MILKIES seriously

woah

>> No.9642302
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>>9642281
You need more mcchickens in you're life

>> No.9642312

>>9642301
>having such low standards

woah

>> No.9642384 [DELETED] 

>>9642273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-nDOPAs6YE

i saw that as well

>> No.9642396

>>9642273
>>9642384

Oh man, imagine how delicious her salty, sweaty asshole would taste in that humidity. If you gathered enough it would be great to add some crab shells, carrots, celery, onions and make a nice seafood stock.

>> No.9642413

>>9642396
I think it would have quite a tang.
Delicious.

>> No.9642418

can you tell me how to cook neck bones and
pig feet thanks

>> No.9642877
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>>9641406
Reminder this crack addict has seen better days

>> No.9643202

>>9641462
How bout this...
Stephen Yan; NOT RELATED, oddly enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idGvS0pKiC4

My main man...

>> No.9643224

>>9642877
You should see what she looked like when she was young.

>> No.9643312

>>9641406
Jack

>> No.9643333

>>9643224
What for she's not young in fact shes old and fucking through
I could believe she was one wild fuck at sometime being all coked up with my grandfather or something back in the 70's/80's

>> No.9643339

Ramsey personally just cos of similar personalities and I find his recipes straight forward with no fucking around.

Anyone else tired of watching some dickhead trying to weave in their life story into a recipe tutorial?

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>>9643333
I did not inhale

>> No.9643373

Action Bronson, honestly. I care more about being entertained than actual culinary skill, so yeah. Also, I might be slightly gay for that dude that hosts the Great British Baking Show.

Action Bronson, honestly. I care more about being entertained than actual culinary skill, so yeah. Also, I might be slightly gay for that dude that hosts the Great British Baking Show.

>>9641429
Alex is this weird case for me where I don't actually find her attractive, but for some reason I think she's cute as hell. It's weird, and I can't explain it at all.

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>>9641406
Alton Brown and especially this show have a very special place in my heart
It Inspired a love for cooking in me that is still as strong as ever

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>>9641429
i bet her pussy is really hairy

>> No.9643555

>>9641406
jacques pepin may as well have been my childhood crush, but hes not on tv anymore and pbs has sucked for decades

i started watching Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell and unironically kinda like mr ramsay now

his non-reality show youtube channel is also very helpful and is full of basic techniques like how to sharpen knives and how to properly mince onions and shit

>> No.9643557

>>9643339
>Anyone else tired of watching some dickhead trying to weave in their life story into a recipe tutorial?
holy shit delet this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ3i_PaK3Wg

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+1 Rachel khoo

>>9643359
>Smoking weed and railing coke with her kids
>gets busted for it and starts a messy divorce just as she's trying to break america.

desu i'd rather fuck her daughter. i'd flirt with nigella at the christmas table whilst playing with her daughter's feet. shit would be cash.

>>9642396
get rid of the carrots and add some liime, chilli and cilantro

>> No.9643801
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Funniest Vasque alive

>> No.9643807

who's the fat foreign chick with huge juggs?

>> No.9643820
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>no ainsley
le chef meme man is best chef meme man

>> No.9643828
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Nigel Slater

Very comfy recipes and shows. I highly recommend his books too - not only does he have a lovely writing style, but they're very attractively bound and designed.

>> No.9643830

>>9643807
>who's the fat foreign chick with huge juggs?

??

>> No.9643969

>>9641554
She looks so warm and soft

>> No.9643976

>>9643202
He reminds me of that duck from Kung Fu Panda.

>> No.9643978
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>84 posts
>no laura vitale
Absolute shit taste, lads.

>> No.9644058

>>9641554
>>9642223
>>9643584
I want to suffocate under her sweaty feet.

>> No.9644069
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After all you are the Wyclef of your e-chef.

>> No.9644104

Really liking David Chang at the moment. Especially the stuff he does with Redzepi is pretty inspiring.

>> No.9644138
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>>9643555
>Trips for pepin
My local pbs still plays his reruns, but I also like Simply Ming for how you get two culinary styles in one show. Lidia is also my homegirl bottom bitch with them sauce tips ya feel me?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4umRMJlrs

>> No.9644222

>>9644104
na fuck that guy
ego the size of a dump truck

>> No.9644312

>>9642258
>patrician
You make the same argument for futa eh?

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>>9643976
there was a duck in kung fu panda?

>> No.9644332

>>9644069
based chef john poster

>> No.9644334

>>9644327
No, just a goose.

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>>9644334
I never actually saw it. I don't know what animals appear in it other than wolves, cranes, and the titular panda or pandas.

>> No.9644344
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posting the best

>> No.9644351

>>9644343
The goose is the pandas dad and runs a noodle shop. It's a pretty alright movie, nothing bad or great.

>> No.9644377

>>9644351
>The goose is the pandas dad
wow either that poor goose hen was totally unsatisfied in bed by panda dad or some panda bitch got a spiny rape dick all the way through

>> No.9644404

>>9644377
Nah, the panda was found by the goose when he was a baby.

>> No.9644405

>>9644344
this 100 times; his spat with Rick Steins wasn't enough to overshadow his glorious world tour

>> No.9644411
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The one and only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP2KeSVeOHE

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>>9641406

>> No.9644439
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>Nigella Lawson is the daughter of a retarded climate change denier

I hope mummy Nigella understands the impacts of greenhouse gas emissions

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>>9641406
Well... apart from miss tits to look at, Keith Floyd was the best..
(I sometimes miss the /ck/ cooking show streaming sessions)

>> No.9644471

>>9644405
Hell yeah. I’ll also never forget that time when Marco Pierre Whites show was being filmed and Keith was stopping by for lunch and ended up being a part of the program. Watching two legends just be themselves and enjoy cooking is amazing to me.

>> No.9644478

>>9644462
Keith really inspired a passion for cooking in me and who couldn’t love his personality.

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how nobody post da king yet?

>> No.9644623

>>9644618
What are you talking about?
>>9643555
>>9644138

>> No.9644633

I'm judging and disregarding the culinary opinions of anyone admiring "chefs" featured on Food Network.

>> No.9644634
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Jeff Smith. He may have been a pedophile, but the Frugal Gourmet was practical, unpretentious, and educational.

>> No.9644641

>>9644634
would you open your boipussy to him in exchange for an education?

>> No.9644650
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Ja/ck/ Scalfani

>> No.9644666

>>9644641
I'd rather play hard to get; make him work for it.~

>> No.9644673

>>9644634
All of these are also benefits of pedophilia

>> No.9644682

>>9641406
Who's the babe? Sweet zombie Jesus, dem tittays be bodacious.

>> No.9644688

>>9644682
Nigella Lawson.
Welcome to the board, newbie.

>> No.9644691

>>9641462
Yan was pretty badass. What happened to him?

>> No.9644694
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I like him because he triggers /ck/s irrational fear of Reddit, cooking, and television, while being comfy to watch in the process

>> No.9644704

>>9644694
I sometimes wonder what kind of life bald people have that affords them the leisure time necessary to keep their domes polished day in and day out.

>> No.9644708

>>9644691
>What happened to him?
he got old.

he had a show where he cooked vietnamese food not too long ago, i guess the local pbs station didn't buy more eps

>> No.9644711

>>9644704
I had a band professor in college with a perfectly polished head
You could see your reflection on it

>> No.9644733

>>9642236
Thissssss god I wanna fuck her throat

>> No.9644846

>>9641554
Basically same except Rick stein at the top and Ramsay third

>> No.9644885

>>9644691
He still runs like three restaurants and does the occasional show for PBS. The last one I saw was Hidden China where he traveled all over rural Yunnan Province for local food and silk road history stuff.

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I've eaten sushi directly from his fingers. He hit on my daughter.

>> No.9644911

>>9641510
I remember that guy. I specifically remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnEt6wNZI8w
Not a fan.

>> No.9644920

>>9641433
Dat "i'm wearing a waist cincher" silhouette...

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Giuseppe Bigazzi, he was banned from italian tv because he told live how to cook a cat

>> No.9644954

>>9641433
>She's got nothing on nigella
Giada's a blowjob addict.

>> No.9644963

>>9644920
I hope you're not implying that sort of figure is impossible without a waist cincher.

>> No.9644982

>>9644963
I am. She's fat. She's only got a waist thanks to pressing her flabby belly into her guts.

>> No.9644996

>>9644951
I imagine most rabbit recipes work for cat as well. What did he suggest doing with it?

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>>9644733
She is sooo fuckable. Imagine balls deep with that heffer and that voice...I say goddamn what a comfy thought. She looks very comfortable.

>> No.9645087

>>9645066
Do you guys all have an electra complex?

>> No.9645094

>>9645066
she probably uses EVOOoo as lube

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>no basedfoot contessa
reeeeeeeee

>> No.9645124

>>9645087
No. I just have a fetish for short dark hair fat chicks that can cook and sound like a 60 barfly from Barstow.

>>9645094
Mmmm dinner AND a movie. She is Italian after all.

I would go no holes barred after a sweaty fried chicken cooking session under heat lamps. Dem rolls...dat scent.

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>>9645106
Oyveh...what a pig. She reminds me of my ex mother in law. Now this bird...ah yeah.

>> No.9645156

>>9645124
Have you been to Barstow
Literally everyone over 45 has meth teeth

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>>9644650
Finally

>> No.9645252

>>9645156
I lived around there in the mid 80s so back then it was smokers lung and Miller High life, although I believe you.

>> No.9645611

>>9644217
underrated, i guarantee

>> No.9645681

>>9644704
every day I go to the gym I find the same guy shaving his head

>> No.9646311

>>9643830
>>who's the fat foreign chick with huge juggs?


??

>> No.9646345

>>9644704
bald guys inevitably start cutting their own hair/shaving their heads, so they get pretty efficient. I'm bald as fuck, it takes me 10min to cut my hair, shave.

no uzbeki jew barber is getting my hard earned goddamn money.

>> No.9646392

>>9645203
How does he eat like that? Is it a signature trait of retards that they all bring their head to their food and not the other way around?

>> No.9646418
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>>9646392

>> No.9646425

>>9646418
Jack Jr. Is such a chad.

>> No.9646428

>>9644982
That just makes her hotter desu
>get her into bed
>struggle to remove her sweater as her giant milk buckets strain against it
>see she has a waist cincher on
>pull it off and watch her stomach chub explode outwards like a can of biscuits
>dick becomes adamantium

>> No.9647257

>>9644217
This guy, and julia child, as my youthful inspiration.

>> No.9647279
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>>9641406
Cat Cora. Super hot.

>> No.9647286

>>9647279
a shame any entry would have to be forceful

>> No.9647306

>>9647286
>a shame
not really

>> No.9647321

>>9641715
I remember when she was on "The Next Food Network Star". She had this habit of shaking her shoulders and jiggling her boobies at people to get attention. The judges actually called her out on it several times during the end of show critiques. Ahhh - food porn

>> No.9647510
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Based Gino

>> No.9648050

>>9644411
my dude

>> No.9648258

>>9646418
You can pinpoint the exact moment he decides to choke him out when the camera's off.

>> No.9648286

>>9643382
go back to plebbit, fag

>> No.9648290

>>9644694
that tattoo on his arm is the symbol for identifying pozzed gays that live in the village.

>> No.9648292

>>9648286
You're wrong. Alton is /ck/

>> No.9648297

>>9642256
>>9642252
lmao wtf

>> No.9648315
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>>9643373
paul is a ridiculous stud, with his confidence, demeanor, and personality, i'm sure he pulls and pounds bitches on that show on the constant.

>> No.9648325

Mung daal

>> No.9648352

>>9644217
yessir

>> No.9648353

>>9648315
can't stand this twat

>> No.9648644

>>9644694
who's that? he's cute

>> No.9648790

>>9644217
I have one of his comedt records

>> No.9648800

>>9641406
Andrew Zimmern from Bizarre Foods.

>> No.9648809

>>9648790
delete your account, coward

>> No.9648979

>>9644217
>>9647257
>>9648790
Justin Wilson was the man. I liked how he'd guzzle wine straight from the bottle on national tv.

>>9645106
Snooty fucking Hamptons pig. The "friends" she would invite over are the fucking worst.

>> No.9649005
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>>9642223
i just want to kiss her on the mouth

>> No.9649013
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>> No.9649025
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9649025

The patrician choice

>> No.9649026

>>9648979
>The "friends" she would invite over are the fucking worst

Wtf? Her friends were mostly just numale fags, what' not to like?

>> No.9649037

>>9643978
She literally has my face so no thanks. Lawson id bae

>> No.9649303

>>9649037
Post pics.

>> No.9649389

>>9641433
Jesus.

>> No.9649413
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9649413

Fatties btfo.

>> No.9649438

>>9643382
that show is the reason i'm on this board.

>>9648286
i haven't been to reddit that much for obvious reasons. is alton really praised there? i thought reddit was really liberal but alton said negro in front of a crowd of people once.

>> No.9649444

>>9642048
Good, very good!!

>> No.9650021

Jack

>> No.9650084

>>9644344
*imbibes*

>> No.9650425
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9650425

>>9643382
+1

>> No.9650445

>>9643828
Massive cunt

>> No.9650446

>>9644439
is this a subtle BRAAP post?

>> No.9650451

>>9644887
he was just being polite jeeze

>> No.9650454

Someone post Sophie Dahl

>> No.9650465
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9650465

>>9649037
>She literally has my face
That's fucked up. You need to talk to the police.

>> No.9651253

>>9641406
Gizzi Erskine, because I want to lick her raw.

>> No.9653170

>>9642048
Jewish bitch
Not sure if shes worse than okiedoke but both can rot
Her much sooner and quicker than that old failed okie

>> No.9653237

>>9644462
he was great. i still love rewatching his programs

>>9644618
>>9643555
>>9644138
pepin is my absolute favorite, just wish i could find his older series

>> No.9653444

>>9648315
He was recently caught macking on the winner of thebgreat british bake off.
Dudes married and the chick was engaged lol, Cucklevision.

>> No.9653451

Comfiest show for sure is this

https://youtu.be/czrj4yJm6z0

>> No.9653452

>>9650465
>the grey fox

>> No.9653466

>>9641429
mommy

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>>9653451
2:30

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>> No.9653862

>>9641406
I'd like to coat those milk trucks with my secret sauce. Slam her in the stinker then blast her big Jew face and dairy pillows

>> No.9653874

>>9645095
Heh that really was fun to watch

>> No.9653906
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>> No.9653916

>>9653678
wtf is this guys schtick, are his comics - especially his self-insert summing up comment at the end - supposed to be terrible? or is he doing it sincerely and people circulate it ironically. or are both parties doing it sincerely.

>> No.9653919

don't really have a favorite but it'll either be vahchef or gennaro contaldo. don't know if either is counts as a celebrity chef. probably not.

>> No.9653962

>>9653916
Parody of common selfrighteous political cartoonists who label everything

>> No.9654105

>>9644704
Bald asshole here. I do it every few days while I'm showering. It takes 10 minutes tops. The only other thing I have to do is throw some moisturizer on after I'm done.

>> No.9654342

Mark Hix - a true carnivore. Also, Magnus Nilsson - stuffed Puffin anyone?

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>>9644704
we have tricks.

>> No.9654400
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9654400

>>9645131
primetime rachel ray is UNTOUCHABLE

>> No.9655004

>>9642223
top qt milkeroo

>> No.9655054
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>>9641462
my grandmother told me the other day that i used to watch this guy growing up in Toronto. Apparently I thought he was funny as fuck and that Chinese accent got me every time

>> No.9655075
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9655075

No love for Sarah?

>> No.9655078

>>9642252
>he doesn't want to suckle delicious mummy milkies from the breast of an angel
r u gay?

>> No.9655088

>>9643202
watched the whole thing. I love the chinese

>> No.9655741

>>9650425
hell0 reddit

>> No.9655777

>>9654358
Lmao

>> No.9657058
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>>9642064
Totally agree. There's just something about her that really does it for me, the whole package. Huge fan of the program as well.
>I have this one fantasy where...

>> No.9657146
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9657146

Laura Calder if you like french desserts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33D8qgQzVx0

>> No.9657200

>>9644462
/ck/ used to do livestreams?!

>> No.9657336
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>>9644650
>>9645203

Why anyone would celebrate this diabetes ridden functioning retard is well beyond me. I've come to the conclusion that it surely must just be the talent-less fat fuck himself scratching for clicks.

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>> No.9657426
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>> No.9657976

>>9641444
are those her real ears?

>> No.9658926
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Wishing you'd all get your heads out of your asses

>> No.9658977

i would fuck Rachael Ray for 15 hours straight

>> No.9659548

>>9657200
Yeah, livestreaming cookingshows, it was comfy.
I've learned about the two fat lady's and Keith Floyd because of those streams.
Too bad there was also a lot of terrible Hell's Kitchen madness.

>> No.9659588
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9659588

You're all a bunch of niggers

>> No.9659589

>>9641406
I can see why she's your fav chef

>> No.9659600

>>9642252
its a may may you autist

>> No.9659603
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>>9641406
Young Rachael Ray

>> No.9659606

>>9659600
>A may may
S-sure a may may...

>> No.9659978

>>9643382

Probably best one for me. Not because he is the best cook or he has the best recipes but he is the most fun to watch.

>> No.9659991

>>9659978
His goofy schtick wears pretty thin on me.

>> No.9659992

>>9642169
see where she gets the ears now

>> No.9660003

>>9653237
>>9644138
>>9644618
>>9643555

I don't know the current aired shows but on "Food" channel on Twitch there was a lot of old episodes from Julia and Pepin

>> No.9660021

>>9644694

Who is he ?

>> No.9660025

>>9653962
Is it a parody if that'a all I see him do?

>> No.9660119

>>9644069
Best e-chef

>> No.9660143

If you've ever wondered what a porno with rachel ray would look like you can see a preview here.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/hot-buttered-rum-recipe-1943195#lightbox-recipe-video

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>> No.9660388

>>9641406
Nigella is a chef?

>> No.9662171

>>9644412
That dude was always so humble.

>> No.9662181

>>9649013
Ohhh....

>> No.9662208

>>9644412
My nigga

>> No.9662302
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9662302

>>9660382
>the snidest cunt in america
>also happens to be a jew
colour me surprised, lads

>> No.9663819
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9663819

I've always liked michael smith, really solid recipe's and always had a comfy vibe

plus he's canadian :)

>> No.9663835

>>9648315
his car show was based as fuck and I don't even like cars

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9664961

>>9651253
nice choice

>> No.9664969

>>9663819
Saw his show for the first time last week. He made a dank lobstah mac

>> No.9665033

>>9651253
If you're a man, I've got bad news....

>> No.9665039

Ramsay, love him

>> No.9665058
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9665058

The things I would do

>> No.9665480
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>>9643522

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>>9641512

>> No.9665569
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>>9641406
I find Christina Tosi more attractive than I reasonably should. Not sure I'd call her a chef or even a cook, though.

>>9665515
How much does Ben hate her?

>> No.9666648

>>9665569
Is she over 50 years old? Christ she looks haggard

>> No.9666703

>>9648315
Didn’t Kate shag him so she could be a finalist?

>> No.9666720

>>9665515
That fucking stupid face of hers makes me want to hit her through the screen.

>> No.9666733
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9666733

>>9641406
>In terms of who I want to fuck - a celebrity chef called Leah Wildman.
In terms of an actual chef that inspires me to cook it's Michael Smith

>> No.9668056
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9668056

I'm confuse.

Chef we like the most or the one we want to fug the hardest?

>> No.9668135
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>tfw Rick will never cook a delicious dinner for you, take you to his bedroom, and pound your boi pussy all night long

>> No.9668143
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THICC REE

>> No.9668189

>>9641494
Shit I have a Piled higher and Deeper level degree and I laughed.

>> No.9668746
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WHY IS IT SO WHITE IN HERE?

>> No.9668754

>>9668746
WHY ARE HER FRONT TEETH IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES?