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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Alright, embarrassing/cringe /ck/ confession thread.

I am 35 and still have my mom cut my spaghetti for me.

I once asked a restaurant if they had any white chardonnay.

I use both hands to operate chopsticks.

>> No.9641314

>>9641303
>I once asked a restaurant if they had any white chardonnay.
I mean, at least you didn't ask if they had any red chardonnay.

>> No.9641315

I'm afraid of going to the grocery store and as a result I primarily subsist off of delivery food and drive-through fast food

>> No.9641325

>>9641315
why u afraid buddy

>> No.9641335

Cooking rushed, went to the bathroom to pee and didn't wash my hands, watched as people ate stuff I touched with my dickenballz.

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9641338

>>9641315
>tfw I get groceries delivered to my door

>> No.9641339

>>9641315
i bought a ton of stuff, almost exactly a hundred bucks. #living the dream

>> No.9641340

>>9641325
A specific blend of literal autism and social phobia
>>9641338
I should probably figure out how to do this

>> No.9641351

>>9641340
You should. It's a glorious feeling to spare yourself all the time consumption, the people, the drive/transport, the carrying and just get shit delivered to you like it's fucking Christmas.