Al/ck/holism General

[Anonymous No.9638789]

We'll make it Edition

[Anonymous No.9638814]

Just broke something precious of mine in a drunken stupor

gonna kms

[Anonymous No.9638824]

>>9638814
Not a child or loved one I hope?

[Anonymous No.9638827]

>>9638824
no gladyl its only something worth 500 dollars at most

[Anonymous No.9638833]

>>9638827
>>9638824
also

>implying anyone fucking loves me

what hte fUCK yoare you doing here

[Anonymous No.9638840]

>>9638827
It's just stuff. Kill yourself because you hate yourself, not because of some stupid, irreplaceable shit. Think about people who get flooded or their houses burn down. They lose everything. And they move on.

[Anonymous No.9638872]

>>9638840
sry dude I was sort of joking

not allowed here haha1

[Anonymous No.9638881]

>>9638833
>implying anyone fucking loves me

I've lost all my friends but I still have a sister and mother who love me that I see a few times a year. Al/ck/ies obviously have all burned a lot of bridges but I bet most of us still have 1 or 2 people that love or care about us. Or a cat.

[Anonymous No.9639161]

Going to get wildly smashed on Saturday. First time since June. I hope it stays an isolated case.

[Anonymous No.9639184]

Hi lads im having a few hairs of the dog, called in "sick" today - how you lads doing?

[Anonymous No.9639293]

>>9639184
Cut down on the booze a bit this week, only had 4 beers last night. Went to bed relatively early. Woke up and had a couple cups of coffee, fried some eggs and bacon. Feels good man, so why do I still want to stop living?

[Anonymous No.9639375]

enjoy being unemployed in the future

[Anonymous No.9639382]

>>9639375
I'm unemployed now. It's great. Though if I didn't have enough money to enjoy this time it would definitely suck.

[Anonymous No.9639410]

>>9639184
>how you lads doing?
i want my fucking pencil and bank card back but idk how to go about this. i can replace the card easily but i want my damn pencil. muh sentimental value

[Anonymous No.9639423]

>>9639161
Dont do it anon. Youve made it this far. One day ata time nigger

[Anonymous No.9639436]

>>9639410
Im on omegle - ck brings me up

[Anonymous No.9639456]

>>9639436
wtf is this post

[Anonymous No.9639575]

1PM and already sipping a whiskey drink. Delicious thing.

[Anonymous No.9639612]

32 y.o aus anon here. I've had a rocky relationship with booze I can remember. Those first few ice cold schooners of beer in the bar around 18 is where I think I got caught. Average 10+ cans or bottles most night since my early twenties. Weekends is spirits till total black out most of the time. Dui, fights, abusing ppl close to me and many particularly horrendous social interactions since, I still can't really identify as an alk. Is this why I can't stop?

[Anonymous No.9639637]

>>9638789
My roommate is on the slope of turning into an alcoholic and doesn't realize it but gets really fucking racist when he's drunk. What do?

[Anonymous No.9639652]

>>9639637
stop talking about me online you fucking communist

[Anonymous No.9639687]

Fuck I want off this ride.

[Anonymous No.9639744]

I'm going to die before Christmas, Wish me luck in hell lads.

I'm surely going to be there if hell is real.

[Anonymous No.9639758]

>>9639637

That just means he actually just is a racist. Drunken words are sober thoughts.

Though, there's nothing necessarily wrong with being a racist.

[Anonymous No.9639776]

>>9639637
quit being a whiney cunt

I bet you just sit there saying nothing while they go on racist rants you disagree with

[Anonymous No.9639790]

>>9639758
this.


Society teaches you to be racist. You are not born that way....There is nothing wrong with that. A good 60-80% of blacks themselves are racist and don't like whites, I work in Detroit and interact with blacks regularly. It's painfully obvious more then half hate whites before they even know if the white person likes or dislikes them. I can say hello to a black person (which I still do because I'm a friendly guy) and they REGULARLY either walk past me and give me a dirty look or call me a cracker....But I can't say nigger....Fucking double standards.

Working in Detroit for 8 years conditioned me to be a racist, I fucking hate niggers. They are the scum of the earth....All that BLM shit makes me laugh my ass off. BLM matters to everyone but blacks

There is nothing wrong with being racist and disliking a certain race, There has to be a reason he dislikes a certain race....Maybe he lives in Chicago where Mexicans sell drugs 24/7 and shoot up neighborhoods with your family and kids in them.

So if blacks have anyone to blame for "racists", It's themselves.


pic related

[Anonymous No.9639821]

>>9639790
oy vey , delet

[Anonymous No.9639829]

>quit for two weeks
>feeling great, mood beginning to get a bit more positive
>friend starts talking to me about alcohol knowing I'm an alcoholic
>feelings start to waver
>can't control it and start sweating
>go buy booze
>have almost drank every single day since, moving onto the highest percentage of alcohol I can get my hands on
I hate alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9639831]

>>9639790
>Society teaches you to be racist. You are not born that way
I've heard that said before, but I'm not sure that it is true. There is something in Human nature that makes us form groups, and we tend to put down people not in our "group". Race is an example, nationality is another. Or it could be other things, like grouping together with fans of the same sports team and putting down other teams/fans. Or the same with music, political views, etc. The same thing happens with animals. I grew up around farms, and farm animals--which presumably have no concept of "racism"--will forms groups and ostracize others. In the case of chickens it will often be based on color. Different breeds of chicken will form "gangs" based on their breed, etc.

[Anonymous No.9639837]

>>9639637
I had a black roommate in college and he was racist as hell, used to get drunk and talk about how he hated Asian people all the time, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You sound like the sort of easily offended cunt that would stop him and tell him what he's saying is very problematic and that you're offended by proxy. In short, fuck you and grow a backbone.

[Anonymous No.9639838]

>>9639831
Go work in a former murder capitol for a few years and you'll hate blacks more then me.

I'm actually a pretty nice guy, I'm fair and polite to everyone (including blacks) daily.

If Detroit can make a racist out of me in a few years just working in that shithole, You have absolutely no hope.

[Anonymous No.9639851]

>>9639637
Listen to what he says. There might be some validity to it.
What racist things that he's said in particular do you disagree with?

[Anonymous No.9639865]

>>9639838
>Go work in a former murder capitol for a few years and you'll hate blacks more then me.
You might be right--I can't comment on something that I've never experienced. But Logically I don't get the leap from "some people of race X do this" vs. "all people from Race X are that way". I've been around plenty of niggers in my time. But I've also met a lot of well educated and well mannered Africans and African-Americans. I'd like to think that my logic would dominate specific experiences, but who knows?

[Anonymous No.9639866]

Now that it's Saturday morning I've officially got through 5 days sober. Longest period of sobriety in years. Just gotta make it through Monday morning now and I'll have gone a whole week sober.

[Anonymous No.9639869]

>>9639838
American blacks are absolute niggers. Blacks in other parts of the developed world mostly keep to themselves.

[Anonymous No.9639873]

Will /pol/ please fuck eternally off?

[Anonymous No.9639874]

>>9639865
There are exceptions to every rule but those exceptions are always the minority.
Consider the fact that the in the United States the poorest predominantly white area has a lower rate of crime than the wealthiest predominantly black area.

[Anonymous No.9639876]

>>9639873
>anyone with an opinion I don't like is /pol/

[Anonymous No.9639880]

>>9639874
>There are exceptions to every rule but those exceptions are always the minority.
I'm not disagreeing with you there. I've certainly met more "niggers" than the alternative, for example. But I don't think it's fair to paint the latter with the same brush as the former.

And I've met plenty of people who were not black, but were still niggers in every sense of the word.

[Anonymous No.9639887]

>>9639874
https://siteresources.worldbank.org/DEC/Resources/Crime%26Inequality.pdf

[Anonymous No.9639897]

>>9639887
What is this supposed to establish? What aspects of inequality have cause the wealthy blacks from that area to turn to crime?

[Anonymous No.9640000]

Right side of my chest hurts again. Im going to finish what I have tonight and not give in for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.9640016]

>>9639897
the difference in income is what causes the crime, just something to keep in mind

[Anonymous No.9640051]

>>9640016
Poor whites commit less crime than poor blacks.

[Anonymous No.9640060]

>>9640051
can you show enough data points to represent a trend of this or are you just cherrypicking

[Anonymous No.9640078]

>>9639637
>complains on 4chan about people being racist

[Anonymous No.9640134]

>>9639612
You clearly suffer from alcohol abuse disorder, anon.

[Anonymous No.9640165]

>>9640060
http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.174.965&rep=rep1&type=pdf

https://www.hoplofobia.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2006-Race-and-Crime.pdf

Read both these. Pay attention to the rate of black on black crime and black on white crime and vice versa and the tables the detail areas of victimisation by income.

[Anonymous No.9640310]

I drank my ass off last night and made afool of myself on discord. and smoked a pack of cigarettes while in a stupor and my pants are covered in burn holes.

[Anonymous No.9640393]

Drank less than usual (ran out) lat night. Woke up only 4 hours of sleep feeling worse than hung over. Have to get to the store for medicine today.

[Anonymous No.9640410]

In my sobriety I seem to have substituted green tea for booze. I can't stop drinking tea.

[Anonymous No.9640413]

>>9640393
I'm worried my usual guy won't deliver booze today because it's to icey outside.

'I'm agoraphobic and don't leave the house.

[Anonymous No.9640443]

Decided to go on a diet at the weekend, trying to lose 2 stone. A 1200 calorie a day diet has actually kept me on the straight and narrow as you really cant make any exceptions for alcohol on it, 7 days sober as of today. Would really like to get fucked up somehow tonight though so I'm going to bosh 600mg of codeine instead. Bonfire night will be toughest challenge of all seeing as everyone will be drinking, the thoughts of enduring it sober are horrific though, it's a shame smoking heroin wont fly in public as that would be the ideal thing to get me through it and taking E's and stuff just make me wana drink loads. Anyone know what the absolute lowest calorie alcohol is excluding light beer?

[Anonymous No.9640456]

>>9640443
>absolute lowest calorie alcohol is excluding light beer?
Straight vodka.

[Anonymous No.9640459]

when I smoke a cig it makes me puke up ever ything I drank. Why?

[Anonymous No.9640463]

>>9640456

Just looked it up, 1600 cals in 750ml/a fifth, which is probably the least I would drink. God damn no wonder Ive been putting on weight

[Anonymous No.9640501]

>>9640413
He's bringing it in 1 hour! 5 litres of cider!

[Anonymous No.9640506]

>>9639612
Do you have a job? Functional alcoholics are seriously strong as fuck people imo. I can't make it to work for fuck if I drink the night before

[Anonymous No.9640507]

>>9640501

Does he charge for delivery?

[Anonymous No.9640508]

Holy shit this is so fucking good

[Anonymous No.9640518]

>>9640463
>750ml of vodka
>40%
>1600 kcal
>750 x 0.4=300ml of 100% alcohol

>A dozen bottles of regular beer
>5%
>1776 kcal
>341mlx12= 4092ml (A little over 4L)
>4092 x 0.05= 204.6ml of 100% alcohol

Compared to a dozen beer, you can get 50% more drunk by drinking a bottle of vodka instead but it'll be with slightly less calories. Or on the flip side, compared to a bottle of vodka, you'll get only about 67% as drunk but consume slightly more calories. Liquor is God tier.

[Anonymous No.9640523]

>>9640506

The problem with being a functional 9 to 5 alcoholic is that in addition to having a drinking problem I also developed a stimulant problem (cocaine, speed, mephedrone) just to make it through the next day. I once stayed up 4 days working in a warehouse doing lines in the toilet and drinking when I got home and slept about 30 hours straight after. I blatantly looked fucked up by the second day but I was so productive I dont think they cared

[Anonymous No.9640549]

>>9640507
Yes, 8 dollars.

[Anonymous No.9640564]

>>9639829
>drinking too much
>have cut back in the past to reasonable amounts (not alcoholic """""reasonable""""" but like 2 beers in a month reasonable) but never entirely quit
>decide to quit 100%
>get to three months no booze
>roomate leaves a fucking 750 of vodka in my room as a birthday present

T-thanks.

That was years ago at least, got into it worse for a few months then am now better for maybe the past year.
Feeling pretty down as of late so am getting back into it again though.

[Anonymous No.9640567]

>>9640549
why not just get him to deliver a shit ton at a time?

[Anonymous No.9640580]

>>9640567
That's why i bought just enough that he could carry. 5 litres of cider.

[Anonymous No.9640584]

>>9640567
He probably does
Don't underestimate him

[Anonymous No.9640668]

Today will be the day I'll get past day 0. Let's do it lads.
>>9639575
Look on the bright side, you're waiting until after morning.
>>9639184
We'll see when I get home. Lately small things completely set me off. Some awful shit can happen and I'll be fine, but if I see someone smoking on a high place outside I lose my shit and need a drink.
I hate hair of the dog. Good luck with that 'flu' mate.
>>9639744
Why are you dying and why are you going to hell?

[Anonymous No.9640699]

>>9639744
Unironically, accept Jesus into your life anon. You don't have to go to Hell. Jesus loves everyone, He doesn't want to see people cast into the flames, and He will go into anyone's house to eat with them. All they have to do is open the door to invite Him in.

[Anonymous No.9640714]

>>9640580

does your piss smell of metal yet?

[Anonymous No.9640723]

>>9640699
Why are you capitalising his name? Only God gets that respect

[Anonymous No.9640732]

>>9640723
Factually untrue, seeing as Jesus Christ is god his name should also be spelled with capital letters(I was actually taught this in catholic school as a child)

[Anonymous No.9640736]

>>9640723
>>9640732
It is the son of God. I'm pretty sure capitalizing his name, a mere linguistic quirk, is acceptable. We capitalize each others' names.

[Anonymous No.9640748]

>local liquor store has a sale on taaka for $9.99 each
>pick up five half gallons of vodka for only $50

I have a problem

[Anonymous No.9640749]

Sleeping is so hard sober. Haven't slept and it's now 5:53. I'm gonna just try and go right through until like 10 - 11pm and try and reset my sleeping habits.

[Anonymous No.9640751]

4 days sober from booze
ran out of weed this morning

please help convince me to not buy a bottle im going nuts

[Anonymous No.9640758]

>>9639758
>That just means he actually just is a racist. Drunken words are sober thoughts.
I disagree. We're all guilty of subconscious biases but our higher selves are capable of seeing past them. This becomes more difficult when you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.9640772]

>>9640749
East coaster, right on. I'm having a few drinks tonight. I wasn't gonna, but there's a special on at Subway. Basically two for one but you also have to buy a 21oz fountain drink. Then imma drink on November 5th for Bonfire Night, then November 11th for Remembrance Day, and after that I'll go back to trying to cut down. I MIGHT try to stay sober between the 5th and the 11th... but damn... it'd be like trecking across kilometers and kilometers of desert to go from one oasis to another.

[Anonymous No.9640789]

>>9640751
I’m at 6 days thanks to weed, but half an ounce is almost gone, then I have hours until I’m drunk again. Tomorrow it’ll be gone.
For now, I’m snuggled up in a soothing world of no hangovers, no hospitals, no cringing, no police, no... well, you know what it’s like.
Guess tonight is my last night in heaven, laying here cosy and contented, being fascinated by documentaries I’d otherwise find unbearable, eating plenty of tendies, fapping 100 times per hour and generally healing on a cloud of delicious purple haze goodness.
Anyway yeah. See you in hell soon, anon. And at least we won’t get reefer madness.

[Anonymous No.9640790]

>>9640732
>>9640736
Oops, I meant his pronouns. Such as Him.

[Anonymous No.9640799]

>>9640789
Just buy more weed

[Anonymous No.9640801]

>>9640790
Yup, Jesus is referred to as Him or He. That's about as 'special' a pronoun I'll provide someone. Fuck 'xir', 'xe', and bullshit like that; they'll need a HUGE amount of respect from me to so much as use 'they' let alone made-up snowflake pronouns like those I just mentioned. Jesus though, He's more than earned my respect, whether He lived or not doesn't even matter at this point but I believe He did.

[Anonymous No.9640817]

>>9640799
Too expensive. I’d need to be allowed to grow for this to be a permanent solution

[Anonymous No.9640825]

>>9640817
As opposed to drinking which is very cheap as we all know

[Anonymous No.9640843]

>>9640825
2 grams of top shelf a day is cripplingly expensive in the uk, plus it’s a pain to get because it’s illegal.

[Anonymous No.9640848]

>wake up
>fight urge to shit
>take three shots immediately
>let it sink in while I hit the restroom
My favorite way to start the day.

[Anonymous No.9640857]

>>9640843
>uk
Ouch

[Anonymous No.9640862]

....is... is it okay to have just one 40oz of malt liqour... =(

[Anonymous No.9640894]

>starting a full-time job
>can't daydrink during the week anymore

[Anonymous No.9640909]

>>9640848
I posted in the last thread about my fifth a day (sometimes liter) ontop of other drinks when I went out. It's simple shit like waking up and getting a good baseline buzz that I miss about drinking.

[Anonymous No.9641036]

I have been pretty much drinking 5 days out of the week now since the teachers went on strike. No college so just a few shifts at work, see my daughter a couple times a week, and then nothing to do. Really feel like I am traveling down a dark path, but why fight it.

Just having some beer tonight. Nothing fancy. There is left over whiskey but for some reason I haven't been feeling it lately.

[Anonymous No.9641057]

>>9639874
Fallacy. You are implying that the poorest white area will have the highest crime rate, and that the richest black area will have the lowest crime rate, but that is not proven at all with the data you posted.

Two statistics don't make a trend, anon. Let's see the average of ALL poor white areas and ALL rich black areas, then we will talk.

[Anonymous No.9641063]

>>9640894
Just be sneaky about it, anon

Vodka in water bottle, you dummy

[Anonymous No.9641084]

My armpits sweat like all day.

[Anonymous No.9641086]

>>9640410
I did this with club soda.

[Anonymous No.9641087]

>>9640443
>trying to lose 2 stone

Just throw them away, nigga

[Anonymous No.9641094]

>>9640748
>five half gallons for $50

That'd be like $300 or more in Canada. This country sucks dick if you want to be a thrifty alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.9641149]

>>9641063
I'm working somewhere I have to be sober all day

[Anonymous No.9641223]

So in Australia they dont put poison in their methyl alcohol because too many people drank it anyways so now we get it without the poison

guess what I'm buying

a literal lifetime supply of 95% alcohol, I mix it down to like 20% so even my children will be able to be drunks

pic related

[Anonymous No.9641226]

>>9641223
Psh that's two weeks of booze tops

[Anonymous No.9641227]

God dammit, post-acute-wd horniness is savage, I need to destroy some grils to make my dick stfu.

[Anonymous No.9641234]

>>9641223
Shotgun it on YouTube

[Anonymous No.9641239]

>>9641234
Or send to shoenice

[Anonymous No.9641241]

>>9641234
shoenice would

[Anonymous No.9641265]

>>9641223
But isn't methyl alcohol poison by itself?

[Anonymous No.9641269]

>>9641265
They probably filter it because abbos were dying en masse from it

[Anonymous No.9641273]

>>9641265
I think aussie methyl alcohol is just ethanol with bad smell and flavoring, but no poison

[Anonymous No.9641288]

>>9641269
those sons of bitches

[Anonymous No.9641290]

>>9641273
Gotcha, cuz I looked it up on wikipedia:
>Methanol has a high toxicity in humans. As little as 10 mL of pure methanol, ingested, is metabolized into formic acid, which can cause permanent blindness by destruction of the optic nerve. Thirty mL is potentially fatal, although the median lethal dose is typically 100 mL (3.4 fl oz) (i.e. 1–2 mL/kg body weight of pure methanol).

[Anonymous No.9641301]

>>9639758
Yep. I know someone who pretends to be pretty liberal when sober, but will casually drip "nigger" and talk about how stupid non-whites are after only 5-6 drinks.

There's something really pathetic about that sort of lie of a persona and beliefs. Humans are broken. He has worse problems though, like OCD.

He'll clean up a whole house and rant literally incomprehensibly when drunk as well. I don't get the cleaning thing. I can see being really intoxicated on amphetamines and thinking "cleaning a lot would be fun" but not alcohol. He's basically mildly crazy.

[Anonymous No.9641319]

>>9641301
I don't get racist myself just misogynistic
called my mom a bitch once

[Anonymous No.9641324]

>>9639831
The guy who said that is completely wrong. Racism is by no means something society teaches. Society can increase or decrease it, but the idea that it rests solely on society's shoulders is wishful, naive thinking.

Obviously the goal of that thinking is simply "If we change le society, we can end le racism for good!!!" which is clearly not practicable.

[Anonymous No.9641331]

>>9641301
>but will casually drop "nigger"
As opposed to formally dropping it

[Anonymous No.9641354]

anyone ever read r/cripplingalcoholism? lol

[Anonymous No.9641361]

>>9641354
What's their definition of crippling alcoholism? 6 beers a night?

[Anonymous No.9641378]

>>9641354
That's actually the first subreddit I heard about, fucking ages ago
I thought it was funny at the time but then I started drinking and now it's kind of a mixed bag for me

[Anonymous No.9641387]

>>9639874
dude these facts are rayciss. You can't just make claims based on evidence if they happen to make non-whites look less than perfect. This is 2017 for gosh sakes!

In the future, please modify all your conclusions so that non-whites are portrayed in a positive light, not matter what the premises/circumstances are, you treasonous boob.

[Anonymous No.9641410]

2 weeks sober. Still getting really bad anxiety and having panic attacks. How long do these typically stick around? I am starting to wonder how worth sobriety is.

[Anonymous No.9641423]

>>9641410
You didn't tell us how long you were drinking for

[Anonymous No.9641445]

>>9641423
About 2 years of daily drinking. Half a bottle of 750ml 50%abv.

[Anonymous No.9641449]

>>9641057
Here's nationwide statistics. If you want area demographic breakdowns read >>9640165
There's no way to spin it. Blacks commit far, far more crimes regardless of circumstance.
Whether or not being products of poor environments causes them to commit more crimes than they otherwise would is perhaps an area for debate.

[Anonymous No.9641452]

>>9641354
I just went there and checked around. Everything's got to be a joke or a pun on reddit. Utter faggotry

[Anonymous No.9641472]

>>9641449
It annoys me that I was once so left-blind that I would refute facts...

[Anonymous No.9641483]

>>9641472
Like Yuri Bezmenov said the conditioning is virtually impossible to break once they've been thoroughly demoralised and indoctrinated. I guess just be thankful you weren't too far gone to ignore logic and rationality.

[Anonymous No.9641488]

>>9641445
One of these days then

[Anonymous No.9641492]

>>9641410
Is anxiety why you started drinking in the first place? Because in that case it may have been an underlying problem you will have to deal with in another way.

Getting back on the bottle won't solve it and will just make it worse the next time you need to get sober.

[Anonymous No.9641495]

>>9641452

Nothing's worse than the 'joke trains' they do on there, when person starts some meme or pop culture reference and they all chime in one at a time to complete it, they all think they're hilarious

[Anonymous No.9641497]

>>9640518

Ethanol calories don't actually count in their entirety. There have been studies done where they replace 500 calories of carbs in a person's diet with 500 calories of ethanol and they slowly lost weight.

So it can be said the 'real' calories in ethanol are at most half, if not less, than the 7 per gram that is stated.

[Anonymous No.9641500]

>>9641483
>>9641472
>>9641449
>>9641387
>>9641319
dude I just want to drink in peace fuck off

[Anonymous No.9641508]

>>9641492
I turned to the bottle because my medications were more expensive than simply getting drunk. I tried 15 years of therapy and medication, but nothing really worked that well.

My anxiety is definitely worse than it was before I started drinking though.

[Anonymous No.9641513]

>>9641500
>Waaaah stop talking about those things, this thread is just for me

[Anonymous No.9641530]

>>9641508
It took me about a month for the fears to start becoming less after getting sober.

I also found meditation very helpful. Still live like a hermit though.

[Anonymous No.9641557]

It's been a long week al/ck/. A long fucking week. I drank everything I have except the shitty tequila I bought for mixed drinks. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.9641560]

>>9641500
Agreed. Al/ck/ has been significantly shittier since /pol/ started spewing their ‘babby’s first conspiracy theory’ shit in here.

[Anonymous No.9641563]

>friday night
>off work
>only have like 400ml of vodka left
>mfw

at least I got paid this week so I can piss away 80 bucks on handles.

[Anonymous No.9641573]

>>9641560
>(You)

[Anonymous No.9641588]

It's Friday and I just got home from work. What should I drink?

[Anonymous No.9641592]

>>9641588
Wild Turkey

[Anonymous No.9641595]

>>9641588
TWO juice boxes

[Anonymous No.9641599]

>>9641560
People are seeing how ridiculous the left are... this automatically makes everyone who sees it /pol/?

[Anonymous No.9641605]

What's al/ck/ drinking tonight?

[Anonymous No.9641607]

Gloriosky. Finally caught a bus (the first one never showed) and now I am home with my two handles of cheap vodka. All's right with the world tonight.

[Anonymous No.9641622]

>>9640508
Are you a fucking white girl or something?

[Anonymous No.9641625]

>>9640508
bought this for my dad for his birthday, but never tried it myself. is it worth getting myself?

[Anonymous No.9641629]

>>9640748
I once saw taaka on sale for $7 a bottle. Me and my friends drank so much fucking taaka in one night. That shit was my go to all through highschool, and well into college. Still the only vodka I buy.

[Anonymous No.9641631]

>>9641599
This has nothing to do with /pol/. What do you think would happen if you barged into the conversation of a group of friends you don't know just to spout politics?

[Anonymous No.9641633]

>>9641605

>40% ABV

Where do you live? Isn't Kraken supposed to be 47% ABV?

[Anonymous No.9641640]

>>9641633
The UK, also I've never seen anything above 40% ABV in any drink

[Anonymous No.9641658]

>feel terrible all day
>drink
>feel good for the first time since forever
Pls no, I'm 18, I don't want to become an alcoholic man. I mean I want to drink but still. I can't just use alcohol to cope with my problems, can I?

[Anonymous No.9641660]

>>9640843
I'm a functional weed addict in the US. I've been through tons of weed, and my best advice is to make eatables. I can make a half ounce last 2 weeks, sometimes more. And because this is /ck/ I can assume you have a stove at least. A half ounce should yield 1 cup of oil, which makes 24 good cookies. 1 a day on normal days, 2 when you want to get fucked up. Then I keep the other half of my ounce to smoke when I feel like it.

[Anonymous No.9641663]

>>9641631
Threads go off topic all the time and the tangent started organically. No one barged in screaming demanding to talk about anything. In fact if enough people were already talking about it you demanding they stop is the better example of barging into a group of friends you don't know except you're trying to tell them to talk about something else.

[Anonymous No.9641672]

>>9641640

You can get Wray and Nephew from most offies here in london and its 63%.

[Anonymous No.9641677]

Today was day 13 clean. I feel pretty good, I got very sick day 5 with an awful fever and cough that lasted 3 days. I think part of it was the change in weather, and I think I probably would have gotten sick even if I wasn't quitting booze.

Either way, I'm going to start working out again tomorrow, and am excited to see how well I build muscle with my body free from alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9641684]

>>9638789
Bailey's cream is best cream

[Anonymous No.9641703]

I've been sick the last couple days, and have been remedying it with small quantities of whisky and beer, and lots of orange juice. Getting a 30 case for tomorrow regardless of how I feel.

[Anonymous No.9641729]

>>9641660
>addict
>eatables not edibles
Holy fuck you're dumb thank god you live in a legal state, otherwise my taxes would be paying for your food.

[Anonymous No.9641752]

>take benzos to fight wds
>ptfo and sleep through gfs bday
>I picked the wrong fucking day to try and stop
>wake up 30 mins ago, made dinner reservations for 1.5 hrs from now
>most expensive restaurant in my city
>"no shave november" give no fucks
>'bout to look greasy and spend +500 bucks because I fucked up
The things we do for love, boyos.

[Anonymous No.9641758]

>>9641752
Woke up and slammed four shots w/ reservations at t-minus an hour now. I'm not dealing with this shitstorm sober. Now I get to acquire benzos another way and try again some other time, fuck.

[Anonymous No.9641773]

>>9641449
well the correlation here is that a lot of blacks live in areas with a huge disparity of income, which can be seen if you actually read data with a critical eye
an example of this can be seen in the brooklyn/manhattan area

[Anonymous No.9641780]

>>9641752
>>9641758
I can’t imagine how you guys with one foot in the normie world do it.

[Anonymous No.9641798]

I just filled out a job application while drunk.

I hope they won't notice.

[Anonymous No.9641800]

>>9641780
Dude I'm out here trying. I'm still a NEET, managed to land a borderline al/ck/ chick, but if she left me I would just sink infinitely into the depths of the rest of this thread... I hate family interactions/ dealing with her's, and the only thing that shoothes me is good ol' al/ck/.
I have a lot of money saved up from my previous career but I can feel myself pissing it away daily. 21 here 750ml/day + for four years, and 1.75ml/day for almost three years.
Fucking kill me or tell me how to turn this around.

[Anonymous No.9641808]

>>9641605

[Anonymous No.9641809]

>>9640459
Same here. I don't know either

[Anonymous No.9641811]

>>9641808
what shop did you get that from, i've not seen it before?

[Anonymous No.9641817]

>>9640518
>>A dozen bottles of regular beer
>>5%
>>1776 kcal
clearly the most American option

[Anonymous No.9641826]

>>9641773
So black males are about 6% of the population yet are responsible for over 50% of the murders due to living in areas with huge disparity of income, despite being responsible for more crime than poor whites when they do live in predominantly black affluent areas?

I'm assuming critical eye is a leftist term for wilful ignorance?

[Anonymous No.9641842]

>>9640758
Maybe it's not that you'd call someone a nigger sooner when you're drunk because you're secretly racist. Maybe your drunk fighting self would call someone a nigger only to be intentionally extra hurtful to them due to lowered inhibition of rage, not of racism.

Thinking about it, I'm pretty sure calling someone a nigger for that specific reason is more evil than calling a respectable black man a nigger for no reason at all.

[Anonymous No.9641846]

>take benzos to get off alcohol
>now I have a benzo dependency

[Anonymous No.9641847]

>>9641800
Well sir it sounds like you have an alcohol problem

[Anonymous No.9641852]

>>9639866
Nice dude keep it up. As gay as it sounds that may have been the first day of the rest of your sober life. I envy that

[Anonymous No.9641866]

>>9641331
you mean reporting one to the police?

[Anonymous No.9641871]

>>9641800
I can be sober without obligations but as soon as the world starts making demands I drink to deal with them.

[Anonymous No.9641878]

>>9641846
My doctor won't give me xanax anymore cause he thinks i'll use them tokill myself.

[Anonymous No.9641881]

>>9641497
I wonder how much you end up expelling through breathing.

[Anonymous No.9641885]

>>9641826
>poor whites
it's not the fucking overall wealth of the area, it's the disparity jesus fucking christ reading comprehention for 50 dollars

[Anonymous No.9641897]

>>9641808
>1140 mL
>57.1% alc./vol
nice

[Anonymous No.9641902]

>>9641885
Correlation isn't causation

[Anonymous No.9641910]

>>9641885
rich blacks still commit more crime than poor whites

faggot

[Anonymous No.9641917]

>>9641910
>just because the average wealth of an area is high means that everyone in said area has high income

[Anonymous No.9641927]

>>9641885
It seriously doesn't matter, retard. Income disparity doesn't account for such a disparity in violent crime between races. China has income disparity far greater than the United States and the poor aren't violently slaughtering, robbing and raping people en masse.

[Anonymous No.9641935]

>>9641917
Dunno if you've ever been homeless but blacks aren't even trusted among the homeless

[Anonymous No.9641938]

>>9641927
no, you're right that it isn't that simple, but simply blaming it all on race is inflamatory in the best of cases and shows poor form

[Anonymous No.9641943]

>go to al/ck/ for some good times
>/pol/ is talking about the nigger problem again

[Anonymous No.9641947]

>>9641938
Ignoring it all together along with the gross over-representation in crime shows even poorer form.

[Anonymous No.9641948]

>>9641927
>a black

yeah this guy is super liberal, that's why he talks like a racist

[Anonymous No.9641955]

>>9641947
what would you say about the fact that whites and blacks report similar rates of marijuana usage but blacks are 3 times more likely to be arrested for possession?

[Anonymous No.9641965]

>>9641955
Police have become more apprehensive that they are complicit in a crime due to their over representation in all other crimes. Black behaviour has programmed them to expect wrongdoing.
Also how many of those blacks arrested for possession had other charges along with the possession charge?

[Anonymous No.9641971]

>>9641955
Whites smoke at home

[Anonymous No.9641973]

>>9641677
Good luck man. You're what I hope to be very soon. Still drank tonight but I didn't last night. And tonight I only had 4 shots (jiggers ok I guess)

[Anonymous No.9641979]

>>9641965
the point is there is bias in the criminal justice system. first time offenders are given longer than average sentences compared to white people as well

[Anonymous No.9641982]

>>9641979
Blacks live in states that are harsher on marijuana which skews the statistics.

[Anonymous No.9641986]

>>9641979
There is that. Also, whites are more likely to hire competent counsel and not rely on public defenders.

[Anonymous No.9641987]

>>9641979
>the point is there is bias in the criminal justice system.
Where did that bias originate? It wasn't conjured out of thin air. It's a reactionary response due.

>first time offenders are given longer than average sentences compared to white people as well

For what? Marijuana? And how many of those blacks charged with possession were also charged with another crime?

[Anonymous No.9641988]

>>9641878
Ld50 in humans is something like 10 grams
Unless you mix it with something

[Anonymous No.9641990]

>>9641987
*due to past actions

[Anonymous No.9641992]

>>9641677
nice one m8

qt birb also

[Anonymous No.9641998]

>>9640758
>>9639758
>>9639637
please don't turn this thread into a retarded discussion of "drunk actions vs sober actions" you fucked up the last thread with it and nobody needs to hear you're bullshit drunk opinion about it

[Anonymous No.9642000]

such a tasty treat

[Anonymous No.9642014]

>>9642000
do it

just do it you know you want to

[Anonymous No.9642040]

>>9642000
Anon, this is a blue board.

[Anonymous No.9642049]

Any ex alks here now successfully moderating their drinking? I hate the idea of being a teetotaler for life as the only way out of this hole

[Anonymous No.9642055]

>>9642040
snitch

[Anonymous No.9642058]

>>9642049
Yeah I have beers once or twice a week. I get drunk every month or two. I feel bad after getting drunk and won't want to do it again for months.

[Anonymous No.9642071]

>tfw angry because sober

[Anonymous No.9642072]

>>9642040
fixed

[Anonymous No.9642082]

>>9642071
>tfw sober because angry
STOP taking my alcohol away you fucks

[Anonymous No.9642085]

>>9642082
what did you do, anone?

[Anonymous No.9642090]

>>9642085
sperged out at my family like a retard
now they took away my vodka
I mean, I was technically right, my sister IS a dumb worthless slut. So I was only stating the facts

[Anonymous No.9642092]

>>9642090
wow you are dumb, just stay in your room and shut the fuck up asshole

[Anonymous No.9642102]

>>9642092
>just stay in your room and shut the fuck up asshole
Fuck you, they randomly came into my room while I was watching kpop

[Anonymous No.9642114]

2 weeks of sober today, longest in over a year of daily drinking I've been al/ck/-free. Feels ok if not a bit manic in the brain department. All I need to figure out now is how to sleep

[Anonymous No.9642117]

>>9642090
>not having ye olde back up sneakeroo

[Anonymous No.9642123]

>>9642114
once you reset sober sleeps are godly

[Anonymous No.9642146]

>>9642114
I'm onl 5 days down but I've been up for 25 hours. Doing the no sleep one night and going right through for another 11 hours and hoping I'll be so tired I'll fall right asleep. Setting the alarm for an early rise. I'm gonna try get back on a regular sleep routine.

[Anonymous No.9642153]

>>9642102
Touching your special place?

[Anonymous No.9642164]

>>9642123
This
Jesus Christ, you don't realize how shit sleep is when you're drunk until you detox for a while

[Anonymous No.9642171]

How y'all doing tonight?

[Anonymous No.9642180]

>>9642164
Maybe for you. For me, the return of REM sleep is usually terrifying.

[Anonymous No.9642189]

>>9642180
Dreams are intense for a little bit, but your body NEEDS proper REM sleep to function. When you get the full allotment every night, it's like the mental equivalent of your ear finally letting the water go after you get out of the pool

[Anonymous No.9642192]

I recommend drinking to 50s/60s easy listening music :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CTv2BkYuwg

[Anonymous No.9642193]

>>9642102
>>9642153
>relative comes to visit
>decides they need to deep-clean your apartment while you're at work
>discovers anal toys
There's no further embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.9642197]

>>9642193
did you explain about the dragons?

[Anonymous No.9642214]

>>9642197
There was no banter and it was not brought up. They were just moved and discussion was awkward for a while.

Good guess on the BD though.

[Anonymous No.9642218]

>>9642171
bad no one will talk to me on tinder

[Anonymous No.9642259]

>>9642218
ASL?

[Anonymous No.9642270]

>>9642114
Keep it up. I drink a shitload of caffeine during the day. Helps me crash at night.

Also 2 weeks sober after years of chronic alcoholism. Make sure you eat a lot too.

[Anonymous No.9642271]

>>9642218
Tinder is shit anyways
I had some success on OKCupid but that was years ago
I guess normies only use Tinder now, even though in my day it was just a fuckbuddy program

[Anonymous No.9642286]

>>9642271
Not that guy but OKCupid led me to casual shit with older women, and I'm not that young anymore.

Does Tinder work for shit if you're rural?

[Anonymous No.9642356]

>>9641811
I'm in Newfoundland.

>>9641817
HAH! The funny thing; I get that number from Molson Canadian. I'm so bloody drunk right now, and I LOVE IT!

[Anonymous No.9642363]

>>9641897
Fuckin' rights it is, my friend. Gets me drunk a minimum of two times, but if I play my cards right I can get drunk 3 times off of it. I've cut down to getting drunk about 2 times a week so although it's expensive it lasts me over a week. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.9642366]

>>9642286
Ruralite here. Tinder does not work for shit here. At least not for m-my kind... For that matter neither do OKCupid, Match, or eHarmony.

Kill me. I'll be alone forever, and the bottle will be my only friend for the rest of my days.

[Anonymous No.9642368]

>>9642356
Where abouts in nfl b'y

[Anonymous No.9642370]

>>9642072
>9mm
It's like you WANT to get raped by Jerome.

But nah, nice pew-pew, senpai.

[Anonymous No.9642375]

>>9642368
Avalon; that's about as Pacific as imma get, cockie.

[Anonymous No.9642385]

i slept the whole day today and only got woken up now because of some obnoxious tourists outside chanting "USA! USA! USA!" very loudly

i fucking loathe americans

>>9642164
wtf i vastly prefer sleeping drunk. i sleep deeper and while i have vivid and usually bad dreams that leave me anxious when i wake up, i feel more refreshed and more like ive actually slept properly rather than just closed my eyes for a few hours

>>9642214
>>9642193
how big were they
we talkin XXL T-Rex or what

[Anonymous No.9642395]

>>9642375
Got a bunch of buds up around Gander. Good folk there.
No one better to get drunk with than a Newfoundlander

[Anonymous No.9642397]

>>9642385
>wtf i vastly prefer sleeping drunk. i sleep deeper and while i have vivid and usually bad dreams that leave me anxious when i wake up, i feel more refreshed and more like ive actually slept properly rather than just closed my eyes for a few hours
when's the last time you've been sober for more than a month?

sober sleep is way better if you can keep for sober long enough

[Anonymous No.9642398]

>>9639456
So sorry. Im back and still fucked but this time im not on omegle. I cant use my computer because i shoahed my computer screen.

[Anonymous No.9642402]

>>9642395
they're big dogs

[Anonymous No.9642404]

>>9642397
>when's the last time you've been sober for more than a month?
a month is a long time to not have a drink at all. even normies don't do that.

even when i was a kid i didnt sleep as well as i do when i have some beers

[Anonymous No.9642407]

>>9641998
people who are drunk are more prone to do dumb shit

this is why theyre not allowed to drive cars

[Anonymous No.9642412]

>>9641998
Excuse me, I had a very nice and pleasant discussion last thread about it. Do not besmirch a polite and proper argument

[Anonymous No.9642415]

>>9642407
We're not allowed to drive because our reaction times are shit, not because we do stupid shit.
No one WANTS to crash when drunk, it's just that we can't help it

[Anonymous No.9642416]

>>9642407
or play roguelikes

[Anonymous No.9642419]

>>9642404
>a month is a long time to not have a drink at all. even normies don't do that.
normies don't but alcoholics do.

>some beers
i guess if you're a normie a few beers can make you doze off easier. but sober sleeping is highest quality and it sure beats being woken up by withdrawal halfway through the night and having to chug nightstand vodka to go out again

[Anonymous No.9642423]

>>9642404
>a month is a long time to not have a drink at all.
It's not.

>even normies don't do that.
Yes they do.

>even when i was a kid i didnt sleep as well as i do when i have some beers
You're just outright wrong and it's a scientific fact.

[Anonymous No.9642424]

>>9642356
>I'm so bloody drunk right now, and I LOVE IT!
enjoy, leafbro

[Anonymous No.9642438]

>>9642419
>nightstand vodka
bed bottle!

[Anonymous No.9642440]

>>9641500
uh oh, some pesky facts getting in the way of your social programming and emotions? Better start insulting people and screeching like a woman!

No wonder you're a drunk.

[Anonymous No.9642452]

>>9642419
m8 most people will have at least a drink or two a week and having beer or wine with meals is incredibly common. sorry youre a teetotaling straightedge faggot who even got rejected by /r9k/ and wizchan for being such a fun-hating virgin, but maybe this thread and this board arent for you

[Anonymous No.9642463]

>>9642452
>m-my alcoholism is totally normal
It's not. Like half of Americans don't drink at all.

[Anonymous No.9642487]

>>9642049
on my way out of a hole currently, once a month is a great goal, but I would start with once every other month until I felt comfortable about it

[Anonymous No.9642490]

>>9642452
>m8 most people will have at least a drink or two a week and having beer or wine with meals is incredibly common
plenty of normal people can drink moderately, that's why they don't have to deliberately take time off. but plenty of them can not drink for months without noticing it as well.

>sorry youre a teetotaling straightedge faggot who even got rejected by /r9k/ and wizchan for being such a fun-hating virgin, but maybe this thread and this board arent for you
you're obviously a lightweight child in his honeymoon phase if you think being a drunk is fun and 'some beers' help you sleep.

most people here need 'some beers' in them as soon as they open their eyes in the morning not to go into withdrawals.

[Anonymous No.9642494]

>>9642424
>angostura on pancakes
what the fuck man

[Anonymous No.9642495]

>>9642490
>>9642463
>m-my alcoholism is s-something to be proud of, no one drinks alcohol but me!!!

holy shit americans are complete filth. enjoy your next truck of peace and subsequent mass shooting.

[Anonymous No.9642500]

>>9642495
dumb baitposter

[Anonymous No.9642507]

>>9638789
Due to some issues with my heart directly related to alcohol I'm forced to make this my first sober weekend in maybe a little more than a year. I thought I'd be fine and distract myself with some porn and vidya but the sadness and boredom are setting in and I'm thinking more and more about the vodka in the pantry. Any suggestions for more wholesome/less self-destructive activities I can engage in to distract myself?

[Anonymous No.9642510]

>>9642507
Lol just a weekend XD if you're not literally dying of alcohol shock you don't belong in this thread you fucking norman.

[Anonymous No.9642515]

>>9642510
Previously I'd been getting drunk 4-5 times a week and had been drunk for 8 days straight until yesterday. Last night I had sweats and couldn't get any sleep. Weekends were just always the harder benders because I could drink the whole time without having to worry about going into work too fucked up.

[Anonymous No.9642516]

im not a full blown alcoholic, just irresponsible and stupid, but ive missed at least a day of work per week for the last few weeks because alcohol and sadness :(

[Anonymous No.9642521]

>>9642516
lol. pussy. don't post on my thread. you can never match up to the great Al/ck/ies like me. :)

[Anonymous No.9642523]

I can't believe it, Budweiser has actually made a tasty beer.

I thought the nerds at Beer Advocate were trolling with this thing at 4 stars but no it's refreshing, I taste caramel, and it goes down smooth.

Sorry I know this is usually just people talking about being alcoholics, but I just wanted to share my Advertisement for Bud, try a 1933 today!

[Anonymous No.9642545]

>>9642515
>he's not drunk right this minute
>he's posting in an Al/ck/holism General

[Anonymous No.9642546]

>first time going into these generals
>it's full of blog posts

Someone tell me why generals exist on this site?

[Anonymous No.9642553]

Just had a regrettable hookup, but at least I had Southern Comfort and Seagram's gin to get me through

[Anonymous No.9642557]

>>9642546
desu i come here to remember why i shouldn't drink

[Anonymous No.9642560]

>>9642553
>just had a hookup
>regret
How can you regret what most people on this site can only dream of?

[Anonymous No.9642565]

>>9642507
Pls elaborate on the heart problem and how its alck related

[Anonymous No.9642567]

>>9642546
We're all drunk every night and when you're drunk you want to talk to other people.

[Anonymous No.9642577]

>>9642560
Fucking real humans is different than incels think it is.

[Anonymous No.9642581]

>>9642560
She's a landwhale, and kinda a sloot, and not actually all that good at sex. One of those girls that's all like "i'm told i give great blow jobs" but can't even fit the whole thing in her mouth

[Anonymous No.9642598]

>>9640772
you'll be a stronger person if you make that trek, though. And feel better about yourself.

[Anonymous No.9642605]

>>9641227
Feeling that saaaaame thing today. I work on a college campus and I was eyeing every girl I saw.

[Anonymous No.9642609]

>>9642565
Extreme hypertension caused by consuming almost nothing but alcohol and the bare minimum of food needed to survive. Nearly had a heart attack on Wednesday which made me finally decide to try giving it a rest, the doctor said there was a chance of having a seizure while going sober but if I make it through tomorrow then I should be fine

[Anonymous No.9642611]

>>9642271
>>9642286
OK Cupid is way worse than Tinder imo. All the profile/personality match shit is bunk and cancer. At least Tinder minimizes that. Tinder's not great itself, just found that girls on OKC were even flakier. Plus they get indundated with messages, because anyone can message anyone, so you have to stand out even more than normal, or your messages have to be "perfect" to get attention/results. All e-dating is somewhat shit though.

[Anonymous No.9642615]

>>9642565
He's lonely so his heart hurts :(

[Anonymous No.9642618]

>>9642609
Put all the alcohol in a box. Sounds weird, but it's a promise you make yourself that's harder to break. Pack it all up, go for a walk, then make some tea or grab a soda. You can pull through bruh

[Anonymous No.9642620]

>>9642609
He didn't give you benzos or offer to put you in an inpatient facility for a week or 10 days? What is he a doctor of home economics?

[Anonymous No.9642631]

>>9641800
What's your health like, after drinking that much for that long?

[Anonymous No.9642640]

>>9642611

>go on OKcupid in London
>literally a third of girls have 'feminism' listed under interests

No thanks. Not that I have a massive issue with that but it says a lot about the kind of people who would list it as an 'interest', like it's a hobby or something, too much. Got laid 3 times in a month off Tinder, way better IMO. Been with my girlfriend of 3 years off there too. Just make sure your photos are good and dont take yourself too seriously whether it be on your bio or when you talk to people

[Anonymous No.9642654]

>>9641445
It's gonna take a few months. Stick it out to at least 90 days and see how you're feeling.

[Anonymous No.9642666]

>>9642189
>>9642164
>>9642123
I'm anticipating get a better sleep tonight than I've had in months. About 4 days sober, feeling pretty good about myself, gonna smoke some weed right before bed and zonk out. Sober sleep really is the best sleep. Nothing else compares.

[Anonymous No.9642669]

>>9642666
I keep hearing that weed helps, but I am shit out of luck being in an illegal state. My only connection was my cousin, but he is in prison now. Scared of cops too.

[Anonymous No.9642670]

I went to my first AA meeting tonight
On the way home I bought vodka and drank it

thoughts?

[Anonymous No.9642678]

>>9642452
why are you so angry?

[Anonymous No.9642683]

>>9642670
relapse is a part of recovery.

[Anonymous No.9642688]

>>9642678
you started shit with me there for no reason.. don't start shit, won't be shit. we beef today we beef forever

[Anonymous No.9642692]

What do normal people do on the weekend
I've been sober for a while but smoke on the weekends to fill the void. feel like i'd be super bored without some kind of intoxication

[Anonymous No.9642697]

>>9642692
>What do normal people do on the weekend
mostly drink beer and smoke weed with their friends

people will tell you that normies don't drink at all ever but it's a lie. bars and nightclubs are packed on weekends, and even those not going out may be going to a friend's or having a friend over to smash some beers and play some NHL 2k3

[Anonymous No.9642699]

>>9642609
Shit. It’ll go over once you get sober I presume?

My heart always goes crazy when I try to dry up.

[Anonymous No.9642708]

>>9642666
I always have my first proper week after about four days as well. Enjoy lad

[Anonymous No.9642709]

>>9642146
Fuck, I'm really starting to crash. I'm still 6.5 hours away from goal. If I go sleep now I'll end up getting up like an hour after I want to be going to sleep. 7 hours just seems so fucking far away.
Help me stay up alcobros.

[Anonymous No.9642718]

>>9642709
uhhh have you never heard of this thing called "methamphetamines" gawd

j/k but seriously, make a pot of coffee and play some video games. especially on the vidya. it's active, so it gets the neurotrash flowing in whatever way it works to make people stay awake when they're being chased by lions or w/e. as well, the bluish lighting of common monitor screens has been shown to keep people awake. it's not stimulating, but it will make it difficult to sleep.

I recommend playing a game that goes at your own pace but still requires thought and reactivity, like a roguelike or city builder. fast paced twitch shooters and platformers may become frustratingly hard in your tired state and make you want to go to bed all the sooner.

[Anonymous No.9642723]

I fucking hate alcoholics. I mean, yes they're struggling. But my girlfriend's dad is an alcoholic and i hate how much she suggests through. He drinks all the time, because of which he can't think straight, shouts at her and her mom, almost gets abusive, harasses her, and is a fucking terrible human.

Worst part is she can't leave since she needs to live there in order to go to college. I kind of want to tell her that fuck college, you can do that later or something, but from what i know, children of alcoholics are determined to be like successful and shit

Idk, i just fucking hate her dad for being an asshole. I mean if you live alone or shit, it isn't as bad as if you have a wife and daughter. To think of the shit he says to her

Fucking it. Sorry for the rant

[Anonymous No.9642732]

>>9642723
>I fucking hate alcoholics
>Lemme just wander into this alcoholics thread

[Anonymous No.9642733]

back again lads, with gin of course. Cheers.
What's for dinner?

[Anonymous No.9642736]

>>9642723
Being an alcoholic doesn't make you mad or angry.
It makes you who you are.
Her dad is a cunt. So be it

[Anonymous No.9642739]

>>9642718
Just got a fresh cup of coffee by me now.

>I recommend playing a game that goes at your own pace but still requires thought and reactivity, like a roguelike or city builder.
Civ 4?

[Anonymous No.9642760]

why is drinking alone so patrician?

I don't drink as much when I have friends over and sometimes nudge them out so I can get a good buzz while browsing here

[Anonymous No.9642771]

>>9642723
This revelation that I am loathed because of what particular substances I drink or smoke to unwind will surely not fill me with more despair and wind me up more and motivate me to consume even more alcohol on a much more frequent schedule to cope with the negative emotions being churned up within me

[Anonymous No.9642776]

>>9642688
But I wasn't the one who was arguing with you. Me asking why you were so angry was my first reply to you. Sounds like you take offense too easily. Also saying things like "we beef today we beef forever" makes you sound like a wigger from the late 90's. Wearing your Limp Bizkit pajamas tonight, anon?

[Anonymous No.9642779]

>>9642739
>Civ 4
I think civ sucks but yeah that sort of game. something that really makes you think

>>9642760
>implying it's alone when ur on 4chan

[Anonymous No.9642791]

>>9642739
Whatever you do, not a roguelike. That is a dark path.

[Anonymous No.9642805]

>>9638872
death's no joke anon

[Anonymous No.9642812]

>>9641752
Didn't give a fuck
Also bought a hotel room
Made Uber stop otw so I could grab a 375 of Smirnoff
About to take 3 swings and go out for cigarette
Fucking kill me I'm like 3 miles away from my house and this cost $225

[Anonymous No.9642813]

>>9642776
>Wearing your Limp Bizkit pajamas tonight, anon?
no they are made out of comfy fleece and have little cartoon owls on them in the typical modern vector art style. fuck you

[Anonymous No.9642820]

>>9642813
Keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, anon.

[Anonymous No.9642832]

>>9642805
I just didn't get his humor, or sarcasm or whatever. It was the start of the thread. I really think he was trying to lighten things up. Unsuccessfully.

[Anonymous No.9642847]

>>9642812
I wish I could still afford the occasional hotel room. I love hotels. They always make me feel like a rock star. Even alone. Have a fun night. Got snacks?

[Anonymous No.9642867]

>>9642847
Eh. Restaurant leftovers and my vodka. You've just tempted me to look for a snack bar, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.9642878]

>>9642733
no one said hello to me im gonna lose my fucking mind on yall

[Anonymous No.9642898]

>>9642878
hello

[Anonymous No.9642905]

>>9642878
Nothing is real. Forget everything you know.

[Anonymous No.9642921]

>>9642867
Just walking around drunk in a hotel at night is fun! But they almost always have vending machines. Don't just watch TV. At least take a huge bath! That bathroom is awesome compared to yours.

[Anonymous No.9642933]

>>9642921
Oh my god, shit, you right
I broke my bathtub (at home) faucet by being way too drunk and falling on it. I'm about to go find a snack machine and run a hot soak. Ty anon, you are based. Thanks for saving my fucked evening.

[Anonymous No.9642948]

>>9642933
Fucking spend that $225.

[Anonymous No.9642972]

>>9642948
Some random knocking/trying at the shared door in my hotel. Gf asleep, open door to half naked chick and I sperg out and say "wrong room".
I ask loudly "wait, got droogs?" And some ripped dude opens the door, sperg out again and say "wrong room". Time to run that bath, fug I'm dumb.

[Anonymous No.9642979]

>>9642972
Outside smoking right now... Fucc.

[Anonymous No.9642984]

>>9642972
Nah. Fuck that. You're right. Don't interact with randos. You did the right thing. You're on it, anon.

[Anonymous No.9642986]

>>9641513
well, usually threads are more enjoyable when you stick to their topic

[Anonymous No.9642990]

5.56m. Day 7.
Woke feeling so good I actually feel smug about it.
Or did, until I realised that I’m now 100% out of weed.
The dream is over. Vodka sale starts in 4 minutes.

[Anonymous No.9642991]

>>9642986
We've gone a little off, but there's an anon in trouble.

[Anonymous No.9643014]

>>9642984
Ty
Still waiting on another knock, but shit you right.

[Anonymous No.9643070]

>>9638789
new >>9642971

[Anonymous No.9643366]

>>9642494
that's syrup

angostura would probably taste good on them though

[Anonymous No.9643478]

>>9642523
This is some bad photoshop work for an ad

[Anonymous No.9643507]

>>9642972
How was dinner at the fancy restaurant, anon? Did your gf enjoy it/forgive you for missing her birthday?

[Anonymous No.9643905]

>>9642990
Good luck cunt, don't overdo it and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.9644240]

>>9642990
Why does sobriety scare you so much anon?