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9637202 No.9637202 [Reply] [Original]

I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links that make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

>> No.9637239

>THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths!

Somehow, I don't think that would end well.

>> No.9637256

Ironic shilling is still shilling.

>> No.9637266

Dennys here.

Anything aside from the pancakes here is hot garbage that's comparable to dog food. Bland frozen shit slathered in butter then cooked for 5 minutes on a 400 degree grill. Bacon is paper thin and disgusting, and that's if you don't get 2 hour old stiff broken pieces that's been resting at the bottom of a container that's filled with pure grease.

IHOP is the same deal.

After working here, I don't eat out anymore.

>> No.9638736

Ihops is pretty good

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