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What in your emergency stash?

>> No.9634317

>>9634315
A glock with the serial shaved off and a box of hollow points

>> No.9634318

>>9634315
No dildo?

>> No.9634330
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9634330

>not having an emergency door

>> No.9634335

>>9634315
Tons of porn

>> No.9634358

>>9634315
a can of spam

>> No.9634367

>>9634315
several half-gallon bottles of the cheapest vodka imaginable stored in about a dozen locations around mine and my parents' home

>> No.9634369 [DELETED] 

A bottle of rosé to remind me of good times with the gals.

A bottle of Starbucks caramel frappucino to remind me that it's okay to be sweet.

Some flour to remind me that I'm the glue that holds this family together.

A grapefruit to remind me that life can be bitter sometimes.

A bar of chocolate because sometimes a girl has to have a little bit of fun.

>> No.9634449

>>9634315
I usually keep some dried dates and raisins for when I run out of fresh fruit.

>> No.9634543

a wad of cash and a fake passport

>> No.9634594

>>9634330
that does more look like a "regular occasion door"

>> No.9634607

>>9634369
This is painfully accurate satire

>> No.9634609

>>9634369
You have a bright future in creating kitschy home decorations

>> No.9634633

>be young (~8yo maybe?)
>had a secret box full of candy bars
>took ages to hoard them, most were probably stale as hell but they were mine
>one day go to get one and my FAGGOT uncle had been into my room while I was at school and eaten them all, just left the wrappers
>literally 20+ bars consumed

fuck YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.9634651

>>9634369
every single thot thinks like this

>> No.9634670

I have a modified first aid/72 hour survival kit that I added a bottle of whiskey to. No one remembers to include alcohol in emergency kits but it's insanely useful.

>> No.9634698

>>9634633
>faggot uncle sneaks into your room while you are away and eats all the candy bars you stashed away
>uncle gives you the nickname "squirrely" for hoarding and stashing your food
>nickname sticks the rest of your life

>> No.9634833

Xanax

>> No.9634857

>>9634369
I really want you to die

>> No.9634914
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10 cans of this and 10 cans each of several other flavours

>> No.9634917

>>9634369
incredible

>> No.9635037

>>9634369
This is a fun post

>> No.9635042

>>9634315
A pinkie pie plushie with a hole cut in the back.

>> No.9635043

>>9634369
You gay

>> No.9635049

>>9634369
Live Laugh Love

>> No.9635143

>>9634315
Whiskey or slivovitz.

>> No.9635195

>>9634369
Kek

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>>9634369

>> No.9636016

>>9634369
JANNY SEETHING

>> No.9636030

What was it that got deleted

>> No.9636073

>>9636030
A bottle of rosé to remind me of good times with the gals.

A bottle of Starbucks caramel frappucino to remind me that it's okay to be sweet.

Some flour to remind me that I'm the glue that holds this family together.

A grapefruit to remind me that life can be bitter sometimes.

A bar of chocolate because sometimes a girl has to have a little bit of fun.

>> No.9636080

jannies btfo
for me it's a 6pack of beer and a bottle of whiskey

>> No.9636086
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>>9634594
>that does more look like a "regular occasion door"

>> No.9636100

>>9634633
>Chubby kid
>Been hoarding all my Easter candy, didn't eat any of it because I was a smart kid and I knew there where going to be plenty of deserts and candy for everyone anyways and I could eat that and save my chocolate for later
>Massive hoard because I got lucky and distant relatives visited
>Make plans on how I'm going to enjoy it
>Come hom, mom threw it all away
>Sorry anon, it just got, I had worms and everything haha
>Bullshit
>Bitch threw away my chocolate
>Didn't get to even try any of it
>Take a good long piss on her lemonade in the fridge that night

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>>9636073

>> No.9636163

Just a big sack of basmati rice, assorted types of canned tomatoes/beans/corn, iodine drops (Sandy hit us fairly hard so I just added it) and a few things of powdered Gatorade mix. Some basic spice mixes as well.