/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9633674]

>he cleans his plate
>he orders water
What are some other ways you can spot poorfags?

[Anonymous No.9633686]

>>9633674
>he doesnt get water
What a disgusting fattie

[Anonymous No.9633693]

>he leaves the house for anything less than 10 course/$250 per person michelin star tasting menus
>he doesn't get the $150 wine pairing
>he doesn't get the optional $65 grating of truffles

[Anonymous No.9633694]

>>9633674
>not ordering dessert
>not tipping
>spending 20 minutes reading the menu, obviously looking for the most cost efficient options
BTW I do all of these

[Anonymous No.9633711]

>>9633674
>he doesn't ask for a doggie bag

[Anonymous No.9633736]

> His restaurant uses laminated menus
> he orders the rose’ wine

[Anonymous No.9633747]

>>9633674
Going to a restaurant when you're not hungry and you don't intend on finishing the food in front of you is really pretentious and a flagrant waste of money.
I know you're joking but people really do do this, wasting food is not a class tell, it's sheer arrogance.

[Anonymous No.9633751]

>ordering water
>its not promptly poured as soon as you sit down

Why are you trying to spot poorfags in a fast food joint?

[Anonymous No.9633759]

>ordering non bottled water

[Anonymous No.9633762]

>"water's fine"

[Anonymous No.9633767]

>>9633751
>order water
>they don't give you a regular cup
>they give you a tiny foam cup so you have to walk all the way back to your seat shamefully trying not to spill your poorfag drink

My local mcdonalds started doing this shit too, they don't even have water in the dispenser, you ask for water and they give you one pre-filled water cup and you have to stand in line for refills.
I actually ask for 10 water cups now, just so I don't have to ask for a refill.

[Anonymous No.9633772]

>>9633759
I know this is a troll thread, but this is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

>hey, what water to you want? over-charged or free?
>over-charged please!

[Anonymous No.9633783]

>>9633772
Enjoy your flouride, spit, and lead.

[Anonymous No.9633784]

>>9633772
>not willing to pay for quality

Must be easy having no sense of taste or class.

[Anonymous No.9633805]

>>9633674
fuck off, tampon publixfag

[Anonymous No.9633809]

>>9633711
>he asked for a cat bag

[Anonymous No.9633817]

>>9633783
>>9633784
Yes, I would like to buy your Dasani™ literal tap water instead.

I don't live in a shit lib-city, so I don't have to wait half an hour for my chlorine-additive to evaporate off my water after pouring it into a pitcher. My condolences, I guess...

[Anonymous No.9633820]

>>9633817
Don't fucking reply to me you fly-over fuck.

[Anonymous No.9633826]

>>9633817
>Dasani
>quality

Oh you poorfags never cease to amuse.

[Anonymous No.9633831]

>DASANI
hmm do i want municipal tap water, or do I want branded municipal tap water shipped from 5 cities over?

[Anonymous No.9633859]

>>9633826
>>9633820
>I only buy beautiful Fiji, Evian, or other shit in upper echelons that you've probably never heard of

My Culligan man delivers better spring-water than I've ever bought bottled, which I fill my stainless growler with, you money-wasting dumbfucks. If your only two options are bare-minimum-municipal shit, and waste-money-like-a-sailor-on-shore-leave, then you seriously have my condolences.

[Anonymous No.9633885]

>>9633762
Kek

[Anonymous No.9633888]

>>9633674
>they make eye contact with the wait staff

[Anonymous No.9633891]

>they ask for a refill on soda
I've never seen a thin person ask for a refill, ever.

[Anonymous No.9634108]

>>9633694
>not ordering dessert
thats me i just go to the supermarket on the way home and buy a big tub of ice cream for half the price of the dessert and lasts me 5 times as long

[Anonymous No.9634116]

>>9633751
You've never been to a restaurant in russia I take it. Yes they make you pay for water.

[Anonymous No.9634121]

>>9633891
Pretty cool that blindfags have found ways to shitpost too

[Anonymous No.9634132]

>he doesn't clean his plate

[4chan 4ever No.9634154]

YEAH I FUCKING DRINK WATER TOO YEAH AM I RITE GUYS?

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9634156]

>>9633686
I order unsweetened tea just so the wait staff know I'm not poor.
They don't give poorfags good service because they don't expect tip

[Anonymous No.9634426]

>order a drink
>they don't also give you some water
wtf? i want both nigga.

>>9633817
>it's a shit-lib thing to practice water treatment
death to america

[Anonymous No.9634428]

>>9634156
>unsweetened tea
I believe that's called just "tea" you burger.

[Anonymous No.9634473]

>>9633674
>he cleans his plate
That's the right way to eat you gargantuan faggot.
People who eat only halves of their food or leave a lot of food on their plate should be gassed or killed on the spot

[Anonymous No.9634491]

>poor people eating in restaurants

Sorry friend but if you eat in restaurants you are rich

[Anonymous No.9634502]

>>9633674

a tampa bay lightning guinea pig pepe?

[Anonymous No.9634508]

>>9634491
>only rich people eat in McDonald’s
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9634511]

>>9633674
Many places have no beverages I like. Soda is right out, I usually don't drink, and I don't want coffee or tea later in the day. Juice? Get that pseudo-healthy bullshit out of here and give me the rest of the fruit.

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9634521]

>>9634428
Well here in the US if you ask for tea it will be sweet tea, and in my part of the country it will be very sweet.

I'm not sure where you think you are, but this is an American website made primarily for the people of America. We let foreigners post here but it's rude when you assume we care about your poverty nation.

[Anonymous No.9634527]

>>9634521
Actually it’s a Japanese owned website hosted in servers in the UK.
Keep trying though, retard.

[Anonymous No.9634536]

>>9633674
what if I am just thirsty?

[Anonymous No.9634538]

>>9634521
If you order chai at an Indian place, it will be the cheapest black bag shit they could find + bulk spices.

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9634540]

>>9634527
LOL retard porn isn't even legal in the UK, same with weapons and anime

[Anonymous No.9634544]

>>9634473
/thread

[Anonymous No.9634549]

>not ordering water because of chemicals in the water
>being too stupid to realize that they use the same water in the sodas and teas only you can't taste it to tell if it is really bad

This is truly a new low for /ck/ you McChicken eating motherfuckers. I swear to fuck everyone here is a paycheck to paycheck McDonalds employee and pretending to be a pretentious asshole just because you watch the food network.

[Anonymous No.9634550]

>>9634521
>ITT: we tell Jordan to Fuck Off
Fuck Off, Jordan.

[Anonymous No.9634557]

>>9634521
Fuck off, Jordan.

[Anonymous No.9634562]

>>9634521
fuck off Jordan

[Anonymous No.9634567]

>>9633674
What's the fucking point of going to eat if you're not going to eat?
>>9633694
I don't eat dessert unless someone orders it for me. If I want dessert, I'll go home and eat cereal.
I tip anywhere from 1 - 5 dollars.
I spend 20 minutes reading the menu because i have anxiety. I'll usually pick something haphazardly when they ask me if I've made up my mind yet though.
>>9633711
Why in fucks name would I not take the rest of the meal that I fucking paid for home with me? Who's gonna eat that? You? Fuck that shit. That's tomorrow's lunch.
>>9633759
I have enough bottle water at home.
>>9633817
I drink Propel™ Fitness Water™ (Lemon™) since I'm always dehydrated. It tastes a lot better than the normal lead flavor I get in my house.

[Anonymous No.9634577]

>>9633674
>Cleans his plate
bitch what i dont know about you but if i go out i better be hungry enough to clean my plate spending at least 20 fucking bucks on a meal

[Anonymous No.9634584]

>>9634540
>>9634521
I can smell the ignorance trough my screen.
Fuck off Jordan.

[Anonymous No.9634598]

>>9634521
Fuck off jordan.

[Anonymous No.9634601]

>>9634521
People are only mad at Jordan for telling the truth. People don't like truth

[Anonymous No.9634611]

>>9634601
Somehow i feel you're worse than jordan for supporting him.

[Anonymous No.9634624]

>>9634540
>>9634521
americans really are human garbage

[Anonymous No.9634635]

>>9634508
McDonald's is expensive, nigga. Real poorfag diet consists entirely of a bag of dried lentils they found on sale with a tomato they stole, and that's it.

[Anonymous No.9634636]

>>9634624
The british once owned the world and now you can't even own a knife until you're 18.

[Anonymous No.9634638]

[Anonymous No.9634639]

>>9634511
This. + The same restaurants say shit like 1440 calories per drink. Nigga, can I have some beverage with that caramel sauce? I'm trying to wet my beak, not run an ultra marathon.

[Anonymous No.9634645]

>>9634636
>someone has insulted america
>t-they must be british!!
O B S E S S E D

[Anonymous No.9634648]

>>9634521
>>9634638
FUCK OFF, JORDAN!

[Anonymous No.9634666]

>>9634601
>>9634611
>>9634521
>>9634527
>>9634584
>>9634624
Alexa says this is an American site

[Anonymous No.9634675]

>>9634666
>Canadians and Australians take up less than 10% of the visitors
>Still do 90% of the shitposting
How do they do it?

[Anonymous No.9634688]

>>9634675
it's not shitposting when it's the truth

[Anonymous No.9634693]

>>9634666
>no it doesn’t.
>>9634540
Fuck Off, Jordan!

[Anonymous No.9634706]

>he doesn't eat anywhere that doesn't have prices printed on the menu
>he never even glances at the wine menu, ordering the house swill everytime

[Anonymous No.9634712]

>>9634638
fuck off jordan

[Anonymous No.9634713]

>>9634521
Stop making the rest of us look bad jordan

[Anonymous No.9634770]

>>9634521
>my part of country
>talking about shit happening in whole country
>talking about shit happening in the whole world
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do be American More Like?

[Anonymous No.9636361]

>>9633674
I was raised poor, had to eat out of dumpsters to live. I appreciate food so I clean my plate, and water is amazing. I also tip 50%. So this is more of a "spot the fag who can't into nutrient intake and life appreciation" thread.

[Anonymous No.9636428]

>>9634473
The odds of your serving matching your appetite perfectly are small.
Poorfags clean their plate because they've been conditioned to worry about starving.

[Anonymous No.9636431]

>>9634527
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[Anonymous No.9636437]

>>9636431
Now post the owners of the LLC.
And what does the registrant address have to do with the location of the servers?

[Anonymous No.9636518]

>>9636437
It's an American company.

[Anonymous No.9637363]

>>9636361
>I was raised poor, had to eat out of dumpsters to live.
>I appreciate food so I clean my plate, and water is amazing
Are you trying to prove OP right?

[Anonymous No.9637373]

>If you clean your plate and you drink water, you're poor
>If you like fried chicken and you like watermelon, you're a nigger
Literally the same argument

[Anonymous No.9637385]

>>9636428
That's as stupid as it gets. You eat the food you like, at the restaurant you like. I don't think chances are small at all.

[Anonymous No.9637400]

>>9633674

[Anonymous No.9637429]

>>9637385
The chef didn't match your portion perfectly you're just a poorfag who felt obligated to clean his plate or couldn't afford another dish.

[Anonymous No.9637458]

>>9633674
Water is always patrician, pairs with everything. I'll clean my plate if I'm particularly hungry or eating from a small plate.

[Anonymous No.9637462]

>>9633674
>it's bad to eat all of the food presented to you
>it's good to waste food

>it's bad to drink water
>it's good to drink sugar

if being wasteful and drinking liquid sugar is a sign of wealth, I never want to be wealthy.

[Anonymous No.9637507]

Why are all of you giving that turbo tripfaggot your precious (you)s? Just ignore it and it'll go away.

[Anonymous No.9637602]

>>9637429
Because it is impossible to do so faggot. The chef will not prepare food according your tailored shitty taste nor size of 'right' portion.

[Anonymous No.9637631]

>>9633762
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.9637640]

>pay $15 for meal you could have made yourself for $3
>not eating all of it

The only people that don't finish their food are children and fatties.

[Anonymous No.9637718]

>>9633891
Free refills has created a drinking culture where fags will just gulp down dozens and dozens of fluid ounces because it is free

[Anonymous No.9638287]

>>9637602
Which is why you shouldn't be cleaning your plate retard.
Learn to fucking read.

[Anonymous No.9638292]

>>9637640
>caring about $15
>"I-I'm not a poorfag"

[Anonymous No.9638302]

>y-you're not supposed to drink water
>y-you're not supposed to eat all of the food you ordered
Cancer thread

[Anonymous No.9638551]

>>9633747
>wasting food is not a class tell, it's sheer arrogance.
only the first part of that was wrong

[Anonymous No.9638946]

>>9634156
>he spends extra money so he can impress people that dont give a flying a fuck about him
Lmaoing at this beta mentality.

[Anonymous No.9639071]

>>9637429
>not finishing his dish
>Too retarded to order a new one
That's the stupidest thing i've heard today, burger.
Based on your previous reply you either don't like or full. Which is completely two valid reasons why you DONT order a new dish. Retard.

[Anonymous No.9639088]

>>9633674
Poorfags are the ones who so insecure about their food that he cares about what other's eating.
Grow up, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9639093]

>>9639071
You have poor reading comprehension and critical thinking skills.

[Anonymous No.9639111]

>>9637631
>nooo, buy a drink that costs money so it goes towards my tip!
Fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.9639231]

>>9636428
>he doesn't eat defensively hunched over while wielding utensils like a weapon
get a load of this richboi lmao

[Anonymous No.9639271]

> He does not request free ketchup
> uses the salt and pepper on the table does not request the premium seasonings.
> tips the waiter
> doesn't piss in complimentary water jugs

[Anonymous No.9639330]

>>9633674
What fucking restaurants do you tards go to where they don't just bring out a jug of water for you to have alongside any other drink you might want to order?

[Anonymous No.9639499]

>>9633674
>not eating all the food
Either you don't have parents who taught you proper manners or you don't have a kid.

[Anonymous No.9639673]

>>9633674
>eating the food at all
>not ordering the most expensive meal and then ask for the check immediately
its like you want people to think you're poor

[Anonymous No.9639678]

>>9639330
>>9639499
>>9639673
>>actually replying to bait

[Anonymous No.9639700]

>>9639678
>replying to bait replies

[Anonymous No.9640560]

>>9634473
Keep in mind american restraunt portion sizes. They legit serve a meal for 3 people as something for one. Cleaning your plate will only make you obese. The correct play is to eat a proper amount and box the rest for 2 additional meals later.

[Anonymous No.9640650]

>>9640560
>Keep in mind american restraunt portion sizes.
Maybe at the fucking McDonald's or Cracker Barrel or whatever it is you eat at.

[Anonymous No.9640741]

>>9640560
He's talking about those who eats the food but throw the rest away, and not boxing it.

[Anonymous No.9641089]

>>9633711
>he doesn't put the food into a plastic bag when no one's looking and hides it

[Anonymous No.9641098]

>>9634156
making sure people know you are rich is like one of the poorfaggiest things you can do

[Anonymous No.9641104]

>>9633674
Fattie detected

[Anonymous No.9641170]

>>9634156
>i signal to other people how much credit card debt I can pay
In 10 years you'll be so poor without the money to spare on pretending to be rich with credit cards.
Real rich people, or even just the fairly well-off, don't spend their money willy-nilly on shit they don't need, and definitely don't spend other people's money on shit they can't actually afford.

[None !!JSDsZQDi1+g No.9641178]

They go to the bathroom when everyone else orders

[Anonymous No.9641229]

>>9634638
FUCK OFF, JORDAN!

[Anonymous No.9641283]

>>9634156
>unsweetened tea
so just tea? no wonder amerimutts are so fucking fat

[Anonymous No.9641291]

> cleaning plate is sign of poverty
> not collecting all the sauce left on a nice piece of bread and shoving that shit down your throat making your fingers all dirty

Literally why live

[Anonymous No.9641293]

Former poorfag here, still eat like a poorfag

>he gets a cheese pizza
>tells waiter about how he would like toppings but doesn't have the cash
>50/50 chance waiter pities him and hooks him up with a few pepperonies

[Anonymous No.9641323]

can i get a doggy bag. poorfag scum.

[Anonymous No.9641475]

>he only orders one dish
>he doesn't order alcohol with the meal
>he purposely leaves some food because he wants to give the illusion of being full
>he doesn't use the napkin like a bib
>he asks to split the bill with any woman

[Anonymous No.9641489]

>>9633674
I make annual interest of 30k alone, and I still clean my plate. Drink depends on what they offer. I will always get ginger beer if they have it, or I will get bubble tea. If they only offer tap water, I will probably get a diet soda. Otherwise, water.

[Anonymous No.9641623]

>>9641489
>Only 30k

[Anonymous No.9641626]

>>9641623
Consider my savings for that amount of annual interest, anon.

[Anonymous No.9641641]

>>9633674
>he has a drawer full of condiments
>he orders soda with "no ice"
>he complains at restaurants EVERY TIME with the intention of getting comps/gift cards
>he grocery shops at Big Lots
>he can't afford good brands of root beer like Bang's
>he is me

[Anonymous No.9641649]

>>9633674
>he goes on a Carnival cruise ship
>comes back raving about the food

[Anonymous No.9641664]

>>9641641
>he has a drawer full of condiments
Literally my mother, but it is just stuff from take out bags that she put in the fridge while storing leftovers. It isn't like she swipes from restaurants or hotels.
>he orders soda with "no ice"
Does it hurt his teeth or something?
>he complains at restaurants EVERY TIME with the intention of getting comps/gift cards
Worst kind of person.
>he can't afford good brands of root beer like Bang's
Get this forced meme out of here.

[Anonymous No.9642130]

>>9640650
Any sit down restaurant does. Sorry you are conditioned to eat way too much. Hope you stay active

[Anonymous No.9642150]

>>9642130
I don't believe this for a second. Any decent restaurant doesn't shovel 3 servings at you unless you get an appetizer and salad or something like that with it.

[Anonymous No.9642160]

>>9633694
>did ya save room for dessert?
>or are you poor?

[Anonymous No.9642167]

>>9633767
they don't even give free water at my closest mcd's

[Anonymous No.9642172]

>>9641664
the logic is the ice weighs down your soda so if you get no ice you're getting more soda

not to be confused with people who only want HALF ice, they might just not want their soda to be totally watered down halfway through drinking it

[Anonymous No.9642186]

>>9633674
>not going for that godtier bulk by cleaning your plate like a starving African
>needing to pollute your body with shitty soft drinks or alcohol every time you go out to eat
You will never make it OP

[Anonymous No.9642245]

>>9636361
>I also tip 50%
did a lack of vital nutrients during early childhood cause this retardness?

[Anonymous No.9642246]

>>96336tea, etc
>not having water anolg with wine & coffee/te
>not having to specify which water you'd prefer
Not even 2/8 b8, mate.

[Anonymous No.9642250]

>the restaurant has a menu

A real establishment has a 15+ courses

[Anonymous No.9642254]

>he lifts the soup bowl to his mouth

just stay at home next would ya?

[Anonymous No.9642293]

>>9634675
A lot of hard work and dedication, but also you need to factor in:
Canada, cold and snowing or piss pouring rain outside. If not, the sky is gray and depressing and everything is a 25min-1hour drive away. So we spend a lot of time indoors.

Australia, oi m8, can't go outside ye cunt. Get bitten by any number of shock inducing deadly, shit-your-guts-out pests. Boiling hot like the surface of the sun. So, i'm assuming they don't go out much either.

[Anonymous No.9642594]

>>9633674
Not wanting to spoil my food with soda

Started as being cheapfag, now it's just habit.

[Anonymous No.9642726]

>>9637718
This is true, I always get a refill when I leave, even if I don't plan on drinking it.
A lot of times I just dump it on the way out, the refilling is mostly a force of habit.

[Anonymous No.9642727]

>>9642594
this, op is literally a

[Anonymous No.9642730]

>>9642594
Just order a drink. Or are you underage?

[Anonymous No.9642797]

>>9633767
Yeah because you poorfaggots steal soda if we gave you a regular cup. You earned it champ

[Anonymous No.9642818]

>"are you still working on this?"
Fuck I hate fat America. Can't even say things normally. No I'm not done *eating*.

[Anonymous No.9642996]

>>9633891
with those prices i want muh coffee/soda/iced tea refill pls.

[Anonymous No.9642999]

>>9634508
The fucking mcrib combo it's almost 7 bucks. At least where I live.

[Anonymous No.9643062]

>>9633674
IS THAT A MOTHEFUCKING PORG

[Anonymous No.9643259]

>>9641649
>he goes on a Carnival cruise ship

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9643466]

>>9641170
I need good service so I signal that I can afford to tip, which I can.

[Anonymous No.9643479]

>drinking beverage right after eating
nice constipation, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9643684]

>>9636428
>first world country
>starving

[Anonymous No.9645188]

>>9633674
>Not your flavored beverage and also ordering water.

[Anonymous No.9645191]

>>9633674
>he likes the Tampon Gay Lightqueens

[Anonymous No.9645253]

>>9633767
The drinks at McDonald’s are a dollar man, just buy one.

[Anonymous No.9645271]

>>9634521

>sweet tea
>clearly from one of the poorest parts of the south

got news for you; you live in what is actually, no joke, THE most impoverished place on Earth outside of Africa or Central/South America.

Which of course explains why you are so insecure about poverty and project it onto others based on trivial shit like beverage choice, you silly cuck.

[Anonymous No.9645285]

>>9645253
Fuck off retard not gonna drink a faggoting childs sugar drink

[Anonymous No.9645324]

>>9634156
I "accidentally" let a $10 bill fall out of my pocket and make a big scene out of picking it up

[Anonymous No.9645702]

>>9645271
You raise an interesting point. Is the south retarded, not just extremely obese, because they eat copious amounts of sugar in even their meal bevarages? This should be investigated further but I suspect in the current "atmosphere," we won't be going there.

[Anonymous No.9645737]

>>9633891
>I've never seen a thin person ask for a refill, ever.
You haven't been around a lot of thin people have you?

[Anonymous No.9647026]

>>9636428
fuck you america such large portion i only have a tiny portion and pay a lot!

[Anonymous No.9647065]

>>9634521
Fuck off, Jordan.

[Anonymous No.9647164]

>going out to eat like a poorfag
>not hosting elegant dinner parties at my mansion for billionaires and politicians cooked by my private team of elite chefs
Trump and I are lmaoing at your life