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9631722 No.9631722 [Reply] [Original]

How do you feel about Panda Express's Gourmet Chinese food?

>> No.9631786

>Be Chinese
>Migrate to America
>Wants taste of home
>See PANDA EXPRESS GOURMET CHINESE FOOD
>Go in to eat
>Get serve pan-asian shit
I was so sad

>> No.9631789

>>9631722
They are shit.

>> No.9631791

>>9631722
i think their fried panda is superb

>> No.9631795

>>9631786
Yeah, sorry for that one.

>> No.9631800

>>9631786
at least it was gourmet tho

>> No.9631801

>No MSG

into the trash

>> No.9633021

>>9631786
你不是中国人

>> No.9633139

>>9631786
We aren't accustomed to eating dog meat or gutter oil here, sorry.

>> No.9633149

>>9631786
american chinese food was invented by chinese immigrants if you have a problem with it then blame yourself

>> No.9633155

>>9631722
Not a fan. At least the generic shitty asian buffet has good guilty pleasure foods. Panda express is so bland and disappointing

>> No.9633158
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>>9631722
I would much rather get chinese takeout during lunch specials. Its cheaper and you get better food than Panda Express. Their rice is bland as shit

>> No.9633164

>>9631722
Used to hate them with a passion but I like the golden shrimp. Never thought of putting sweet and sour sauce on fried shrimp before.

>> No.9633165
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sugar chicken

>> No.9633171

>>9631722
Chicken egg rolls are tasty
They're sides are shit
I like the Walnut shrimp

>> No.9633546

>>9631722
I like Panda Express because you can pick mixed vegetables as your side dish, for those wanting fewer calories and carbs.

>> No.9633590

>>9631722
My hubby loves Chinese food

>> No.9633778
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>>9631786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo59LlkTDe4
>actual chinese people like Panda Express
>chink american culture orphans shit on it to try and act chinese
L O L

>> No.9633788

>>9631722
>””gourmet””
>”””””Chinese”””””
>””””””””””food””””””””””
How is it legal to falsely advertise like this?

>> No.9633792

>>9631786
What is 100% authentic Chinese food anyway?

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>>9633778
>the old chinese folk give their honest and reasonable opinons
>the spoiled millennials shit on all the food at any given chance

>> No.9633920

>>9633792
Oil and noodles

>> No.9633927

Why is it so expensive?

>> No.9634746

>>9633927
It's gourmet, can't you read anon?

>> No.9634757

Its fantastic before and during the meal, but once you finish and it feels like a brick in your stomach that isnt digesting then youll regret the whole thing. But it tastes good

>> No.9634764

>>9634757
Interesting. I find it to be among the lowest tier of Western-Chinese restaurants. The simple fact that the food is left out rather than being cooked to order puts it behind 99% of places.

>> No.9636367

>>9634764
>I find it to be among the lowest tier of Western-Chinese restaurants.

so what you're saying is it's still pretty good

>> No.9636372

>>9633792
your neighbors cat and a dose of shame for not honoring your family

>> No.9636384

Hello Panda Express marketing team, saw you guys in the news the past few days, thank you very much for Orange Chicken

>> No.9636419

>>9636367
>so what you're saying is it's still pretty good
No, I'm saying it's meh at best.

>> No.9636430

>(((GOURMET)))

kys kike

>> No.9636685

>>9633149
you're bland, faggot

>> No.9636698

Everything is too sweet, even the spicy foods.

>> No.9636703

>>9636698
I don't remember the noodles being sweet.

>> No.9636765

>>9636703
They're not, they're just shit

>> No.9636884

>>9631786
Panda is better than any shit authentic Chinese restaurant i have been to. Same with P.F changs, god authentic Chinese places are so bad its sad when white people make your food better than you.

>> No.9636962

Orange chicken and chow mein is not a horrible food court option.

>> No.9637088

>>9633778
That fucking faggot in the middle between the chicks was annoying. Wanted to cave his gook skull in with a crescent wrench.

>> No.9637116

>>9636884

Panda Express is owned and mostly managed by Chinese tho.

>> No.9638513

Chow mein is okay. Its the only thing I get from Panda if I'm hungry. I read somewhere that the price per calorie ratio is high, so its good for some energy.

>> No.9638772

"Pot stickers"

>> No.9638828

>>9631786
Sorry, we cant get the high quality sewer waste to get the authentic Chinese taste here Ping.

>> No.9638886
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>>9631722
Overpriced for such meager portions while they also bullshit you on select items that they serve even smaller portions of despite costing extra. I could go instead go down to the chinese sit-down restaurant, the building of which is made from old ship parts for some fucking reason, and get a $7 lunch special that serves a plate of food like more than twice the size of what you can get at panda express. And it comes with soup and an eggroll. And the fucking walls still have those padded rails on them for some reason. For real though fuck panda express, I think the only people that eat there are hicks and vegas fuckers who only have panda and pf changs.

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>>9638886
I forgot to add that they serve fucking hawaiian barbeque for some reason. Is this normal for chinese restaurants? I ordered chicken katsu here once and they gave me fucking sweet and sour sauce with it.

>> No.9639117

>>9631722
I ate there when I was in the US a bunch of years ago. It was fucking awful.

>> No.9639566
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>>9638900
>macaroni and cheese
>at a chinese restaurant

>> No.9639592

>>9639566
I think thats macaroni salad which is a Hawaiian thing, but my local Chinese place straight up has mac and cheese. This other chinese buffet has stuffed potato skins which are actually amazing and I can never fucking replicate. It's like stuffed with bacon and peppers in this cream with a cheese crust.

The chinese are making slow but some progress with dairy.

>> No.9639862

>>9631786
Did they not cook it in gutter oil?

>> No.9639871

>>9639566

The best shitty Chinese buffets always have fries and pizza

It's how you know you will go home stuffed and feeling like shit, the true sign that you got your money's worth

>> No.9639889

>>9633778
Old people just legit have no taste