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Romantic dinner for two 2: the electric boogaloo

>> No.9628121

get on with it fucker

>> No.9628122
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>> No.9628123

could you count that as "fried" by this point?

>> No.9628134

>>9628116
THE STEAK MAKES A COMEBACK

>> No.9628136

>>9628116
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE STEAK

>> No.9628139

Don't forget to unwrap the steaks

>> No.9628142
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9628142

keep'em coming baeby

>> No.9628143

>>9628139
why would he unwrap them, it just adds flavor

>> No.9628145

>>9628116
Can I compare thee to a tendie's eve?

>> No.9628147
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>>9628116
hi im posting on /ck/ for the first time because Dino is based

>> No.9628150
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9628150

literally better than what I ate today

>> No.9628155

I didn't know who this guy was before this thread, now here I am refreshing like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.9628160 [DELETED] 
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>>9628116

Monitoring for educational purposes.

>> No.9628161

>>9628155
DinoTendies is a legend. You're bearing witness.

>> No.9628162

>>9628155
https://i.imgur.com/BzM416w.png

>> No.9628163

>>9628116
Is the cheese fishbowl stuck on there?

>> No.9628164
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>>9628116
THE BASE OF THE AQUARIUM IS STILL THERE

>> No.9628165

>>9628160
WHO IS THIS QUEER

>> No.9628166

>>9628116
is the fish bowl going to be the plate

>> No.9628167

>>9628165
some fggt trying to get tendie famous

>> No.9628168

>>9628165
he looks like antifa jontron

>> No.9628169

>>9628166
please let it be the plate

>> No.9628171

>>9628160
STOP POSTING THIS FAGGOT

>> No.9628172 [DELETED] 
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>>9628165

He has a insta its full of cringe. @cz64

>> No.9628173 [DELETED] 

holy fuck it’s happening and I’m witnessing this

>> No.9628174

>>9628172
are you sure it isn't you m8

>> No.9628175

>>9628164
It's a fish bowl you stupid cock chocking faggot

>> No.9628183

>>9628121
don't talk to my boyfriend like that, nigger

>> No.9628184 [DELETED] 
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>>9628168

Lol, I guess you could surmise that.

>> No.9628189 [DELETED] 
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>>9628174


N-n-o... Sir

>> No.9628191

thank you dino for making my Halloween better

>> No.9628200
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9628200

i hope u r doing okay 'tendie, i believe in u and wish u the best

>> No.9628201 [DELETED] 

Dino I think you singlehandedly saved my evening. I’m deaf and shit at verbally speaking (signing is fine) and I was left on candy duty for kids who came to my house so I can’t speak to them I just nudge the candy bowl and nod whenever they try to talk and I’m fucking alone

but you saved my ass

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9628204

Butter

>> No.9628207

>>9628189
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

Please fuck off.

>> No.9628208

>>9628204
steak looks top notch

>> No.9628209

>>9628204
did it burn immediately?

>> No.9628211

>>9628155
Same here man. This shit's gold

>> No.9628212

>>9628204
doing something normal for once.

>> No.9628213

>>9628204
yo is that a bullet hole

>> No.9628214

>>9628204
Tell me sir, where did you acquire such a high quality cut of meat

>> No.9628215

>>9628201
Shit that sucks mang

>> No.9628216
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>>9628204
>that steak

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>>9628207


Im just here to watch the chef cook.

>> No.9628219

>>9628204
...is that a bullet hole on the wall?

>> No.9628221
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>>9628204
>the bottom of the fish bowl is still there

KEK

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>>9628163
Yeah is on there good.
>>9628191
>>9628201
Thanks, im glad you two are enjoying this

>> No.9628227

>>9628204
Give us a close up shot of the steaks before you put them in

>> No.9628230

>>9628226
When's the vid gonna be up on youtube?

>> No.9628232
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9628232

Steak flip

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>>9628226
this piece of meat looks like a very sad man. tell him I support him and that he’s doing great

>> No.9628236

>>9628232
please confirm if in fact bullet hole

>> No.9628239

>>9628232
show us your meat boy

>> No.9628240

>>9628232
isn't touching hot shit the whole issue that happened earlier with the oven cheese

>> No.9628243
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9628243

>My experience so far on this thread

>> No.9628244

>>9628232
didn't you learn from the oven?

>> No.9628245

>>9628232
>all that water coming out of the steak
Jesus

>> No.9628246

>>9628143
sous vide

>> No.9628247

>>9628243
Nobody cares

>> No.9628248

>>9628235
he suvid it.
it looks epic

>> No.9628249
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>>9628243
it's only beginning

>> No.9628250

>>9628246
shouldnt he keep em wrapped for sous vide

>> No.9628254

>>9628243
i care about this post

>> No.9628255

>>9628249
Good because I'm enjoying this.

>> No.9628257
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9628257

hmmm

>> No.9628259

>>9628217
I want you to be banned

>> No.9628262
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Deglaze

>> No.9628264
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>>9628243
This is just the beginning

>> No.9628267

dino tenderss

>> No.9628269

>>9628262
describe smell

>> No.9628272

>>9628250
it would have been a more appropriate way to treat these steaks
kill off the contaminants before they escape the packaging

>> No.9628273

>>9628262
oh no

>> No.9628274

>>9628262
god is dead

>> No.9628276

>>9628273
Oh yes!

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>>9628262
this is taking a while. I guess it's the price you pay for a 5 star 3 course meal

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>>9628259

Its an image board, you want me banned for posting images, what.....

>> No.9628282
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Tomato

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>>9628116
Could we get another shot of your baby possum friend to tide us over?

>> No.9628285

>>9628264
No, its almost over. Here is the menu:

Cheese fondue with cured meats and crispy vegetables

Sous vide filet mignon with potatoes au gratin fresh local vegetables and a roasted tomato demi

Pumpkin spice krispy kreme bread pudding.

Fondue with cured meats and crispy vegetables is done, pumpkin spice pudding is done, au gratin potatoes are done.

All we have left is finishing the steak, the fresh local vegetables, and the demi which it looks like he is doing now.

>> No.9628287

>>9628279
You're basically avatarfagging which IS against the rules, you double nigger.

>> No.9628288

>>9628279
we want you banned for spamming irrelevant pictures

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>>9628262

This is the best Halloween ever.

>> No.9628292

>>9628282
I swear you are the only human to have burned ketchup

>> No.9628293

>>9628250
>>9628272
Cooking the steak sous vide was done hours ago in the first thread.

>> No.9628294 [DELETED] 

>>9628282
Deaf anon again. I have never seen ketchup being put into a hot pan before. Pray tell me what that sounds like

>> No.9628298

>>9628278
Demi glace

>> No.9628300
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>>9628282
I'd really prefer that not to happen

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>>9628288

They are my reaction images. Please stop derailing this wonderful thread. Im your biggest fan Dino tendies.

>> No.9628303

>>9628294
How would you be able to compare it to anything?

>> No.9628304

>>9628282
Now this is getting spicy.

>> No.9628305

>>9628294
sizzle sizzle pop pop sizzle

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>> No.9628308

>>9628303
He's dead not deaf you moron

>> No.9628309

>>9628294
imagine a snake hissing

>> No.9628310

>>9628307
give it a nice, meaty flavour

>> No.9628311
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>>9628292
I might have done something worse

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>>9628282

Will this be a bespoke steak sauce? Looks amazing!

>> No.9628315

>>9628311
none care

>> No.9628316
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>>9628307
wait, a packet of "beef flavor" was included with the steaks?

>> No.9628318 [DELETED] 

>>9628303
I used to be able to hear, but my hearing gradually got worse and now I can’t hear for shit.

>> No.9628319

>>9628314
Holy fucking shit dude just kill yourself already no one is gonna follow you on your faggy instagram

>> No.9628322 [DELETED] 
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>>9628294

It sounds like the way eating pop rocks feels in your mouth.

>> No.9628325
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9628325

Is this your bedroom dinotendies

>> No.9628328

>>9628322
All you're missing is a fucking trip

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>>9628307

This is why you save those packets, for this exact moment.

>> No.9628332

>>9628330
Will you fuck off?

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>>9628319

I dont even have a instagram my dude. I wish Dinotendies had an instagram.

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>>9628332

Would it be better for you if I used a different set of reaction images? Dino please show us the [late setting you will use!!

>> No.9628347

>>9628316
It's a flavor packet from instant noodles you fucking ape

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>>9628347

Exactly, I wonder how long he had been holding on to it for this occasion.

>> No.9628359 [DELETED] 

ah yes. the timeless flavor of beef instant noodles and burnt ketchup

>> No.9628361

This thread is fucking radioactive with Reddit cancer

>> No.9628362

>>9628361
ur a fag

>> No.9628364

>>9628325
all this room needs is pink paint and ventilation

>> No.9628365

>>9628345
you are a massive faggot

>> No.9628372

>>9628365
and you are a fascist goul

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>>9628365

OMg anon , its 2017 you cant just call some one a faggot. My black boyfriend is crying over your fascist statement.

>> No.9628384 [DELETED] 

i think we made dinotendies not want to be our fwiend anymore because we were being super motherfuckers
:<

>> No.9628386
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>tfw the best part of your night is a Dinotendies thread

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>>9628386

Best halloween ever friend.

>> No.9628395

>>9628384
He might be ded. Maybe he tried to eat his abominations. Hopefully someone calls an ambulance for him.

>> No.9628396

>>9628386
>>9628384
ruined by the guy posting pictures of his boyfriend

>> No.9628399 [DELETED] 

Ok so either dinotendies burned his house down or he’s been standing alone pouring instant noodle beef flavoring into a ketchup-filled pan for like 19 minutes straight and I don’t know which is funnier

>> No.9628400
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>>9628395
>mfw he tried a bit of his fondue and got glass shards stuck in his throat

>> No.9628403

Im done. Uploading pics.

>> No.9628404 [DELETED] 

this is happening

>> No.9628406 [DELETED] 
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>>9628396
>>9628399

Or maybe he is enjoying his meal ? I will sit here and wait for his return.

>> No.9628407
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>>9628403

>> No.9628408

>>9628403

>> No.9628413
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>>9628403

>> No.9628414
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oh boi oh boi i cant waiiiiiit

>> No.9628416
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9628416

Can opener is done for.

>> No.9628417

>>9628403
godbless you dino

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>>9628406
something about this image is so viscerally unsettling and I can’t put my finger on it

>> No.9628420

>>9628416
Nonsense, you have a chisel.

>> No.9628423

>>9628419
it's like the uncanny valley. Humans aren't supposed to look like that.

>> No.9628424

>>9628416
Soak in WD40 or CorrosionX, rinse thoroughly after letting soak overnight.

>> No.9628426 [DELETED] 

>>9628416
you’re doing great sweetie

>> No.9628427

>>9628160
>>9628172
>>9628279
>>9628290
>>9628301
>>9628322
>>9628330
>>9628336
>>9628345
>>9628383
>>9628390
>>9628406

what is this guys fucking problem?

>> No.9628428
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>> No.9628429

Everyone please report the avatarfaggot.

>> No.9628433

>>9628416
I-if you had that why did you open the condensed milk can with chisel and hammer?

>> No.9628434 [DELETED] 

>>9628429
kys

>> No.9628435

>>9628428
FUCKING YES

>> No.9628436
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>>9628428

>> No.9628438
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>>9628428
holy SHIT

>> No.9628440

>>9628427
He is spamming pics to use up the picture count, otherwise, aka, being a faggot.

>> No.9628441

>>9628428
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

>> No.9628443
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>>9628428

>> No.9628444
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>>9628428
Here we go

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>> No.9628447 [DELETED] 

>>9628428
HAPPENING

>> No.9628448

>>9628427
Based on that guy's face, probably Down Syndrome?

Or it could just be his boyfriend.

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>>9628445
THAT ACTION SHOT HNNNG

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>>9628445

>> No.9628451

>>9628428
>Pringles mess STILL FUCKING THERE

Have some self-respect, Tendies. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

>> No.9628452

>>9628445
>Taking a picture right on impact

GJ mate

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>>9628445

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>>9628427

Why does it bother you? If you take a bait dont allow it to consume you.... See this pic, its specially made for you.

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>>9628445
I came

>> No.9628457

>>9628452
it's p well established that he's filming it and screen capping. dork.

>> No.9628458

>>9628428
of course he has a machete....

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>>9628445

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>>9628445
this image = my current emotion

>> No.9628463

>>9628451
Yeah, its part of the fucking dish, asshole.

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>>9628459
OH LAWDY

>> No.9628466

>>9628459
what that

>> No.9628467 [DELETED] 

>>9628454
how are you so many places at once though

>> No.9628468

I don't get it
How can you live like this

>> No.9628469

>>9628445
>that motionblur

NOICE!

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>>9628459
Did you literally make shit?

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>> No.9628477 [DELETED] 

>>9628471
and of course, fucking cardboard
highest quality dishes

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>>9628445

This, this should be some performance art in some swanky place. We are witnessing genius.

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>>9628471
>>9628480

>> No.9628485

>>9628478
You know there is am image limit right. Keep spamming this shit and DinoTendies wont even be able to post in his own thread.

>> No.9628487 [DELETED] 

>>9628480
So are you going to use the machete or the can opener as a fork

>> No.9628488

>>9628480
Please include me in screencap!

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>>9628485
dinotendies get out reee

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>>9628467

Im pretty nimble.

>> No.9628493
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>> No.9628494

>>9628487
Repurpose the Whisk.

>> No.9628497

>>9628493
QUALITY

>> No.9628499 [DELETED] 

>>9628493
ah dinotendies always a wild card
uses tweezers as silverware

>> No.9628500

>>9628493
Arrangement is everything, I suppose.

>> No.9628501

>>9628488
people need to stop saying this dumb one-liner every time something interesting happens; it's wayyyyy past its expiration date.

>> No.9628503

>>9628499
Idiot, he is plating the vegetables.

>> No.9628506

>>9628499
don't talk about him like you know him, cunt

>> No.9628508

>>9628445
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>9628493

>> No.9628510

>>9628493
u look like u have nubs

>> No.9628512

>>9628458
How is it are you old enough to use 4chan but people owning basic tools confuses you?

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>>9628480

This drink is for you my friend, You are a visionary I bet 10 Michelin star restaurants will start using torn cardboard as plate settings too.

>> No.9628516
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Thank you everyone and also to the mods for not nuking the thread.

>> No.9628517

>>9628501
please include me

in the screencap

>> No.9628519

>>9628493
I can feel the romance in the air. This signature dish will get the love vibes flowing.
Thanks for the recipe, dinotendies

>> No.9628521

>>9628516
Fucking beautiful.

>> No.9628522

>>9628512
Dude, I started browsing 4chan when I was like 9.
nothing but regret

>> No.9628524 [DELETED] 

>>9628516
well fuck somebody better call joan crawford

>> No.9628526

>>9628516

3 michelin stars easy

>> No.9628528

>>9628516
So, where is your date?

>> No.9628529

>>9628517
no

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>> No.9628534

>>9628526
At a conservative rating.

>> No.9628535

>>9628516
10/10 meal
100/10 Waifu

>> No.9628536

>>9628516
where's the paint?

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>>9628516
Absolute masterpiece

>> No.9628538

>>9628516
What a letdown compared to all previous "meals".

>> No.9628539

>>9628522
everyone owns a machete. How else will you quickly kill your victims with a quick chop to the back of the neck?

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>>9628516

This is exceptional, A man living live fully and care free. Dino, I envy your ways. We could all be more humble and resourceful as you are. Bravo sir, bravo.

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>>9628516
It looks delicious.

>> No.9628549

>>9628528
she is in the picture silly

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>>9628516
Looks delicious.

>> No.9628551

>>9628539
Or, you know, tall weeds, hedges, and small to medium tree limbs.

>> No.9628554

>>9628516
will this be on youtube?

>> No.9628555

>>9628551
none of those things have a neck.

>> No.9628557

>>9628549
fugg

>> No.9628560

>>9628554
Does he have a youtube channel with this stuff?

>> No.9628561

>>9628516
thanks dino - this made my night better

>> No.9628566

>>9628560
It's only got one video so far where he makes a sandwich for an opossum.

>> No.9628568

>>9628566
Yeah, I found it on the first Romantic Dinner thread. Subbed.

>> No.9628569

>>9628516
Good luck on your dinner date man, hope it goes well.

>> No.9628570

>>9628560

yes i will be making a video of this, i dont want to put up links, the mods have been nice to me and i dont want my threads deleted, but if you look for it im sure you will find it.

>> No.9628574

>>9628570
I found it, senpai. Danke.

I love you.

>> No.9628575

>>9628516
molto bene

>> No.9628583
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Impatiently waiting for the YouTube upload.

DAT MACHETE

>> No.9628589

>>9628570
You're a godsend today
>Halloween alone
>feelsbadman.jpg
>gf and I are casually mutually breaking up via text

>> No.9628591

>>9628458
he lives in something close to an abandoned house and does not even own a whisk or plates but he has a tool usually used to hack yourself through a fucking jungle or a sugar cane field - so yeah - i am suprised

>> No.9628593

>>9628589
You aren't alone.

You have us.

You have...

/ck/

>> No.9628600

>>9628570
Tell me what keywords to search for and I'll subscribe.

>> No.9628605

>>9628600
dino tendies

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>>9628593
Thx senpai

>> No.9628624

I have to wonder, why does our cooking show champion always resurface between the 23rd and 31st of the month? I mean, check the archives, but this has been pretty consistent. Can we have someone see if this aligns with moon phases or weather patterns?

>> No.9628628

>>9628616
Besides, it means you will make it farther than most through No Fap November.

>> No.9628635

>>9628480
masterful

>> No.9628639

>>9628516
wow i am jelous

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>>9628624
if you try to stay up and wait for dinotendies, he won't show up

>> No.9628675

ok so if anyone wanted to know how it tasted.

the bread pudding actually turned out ok, imagine pumpkin doughnuts with a pumpkin coffee glaze on it.

i tried the steak and was like a boild ground hamburger patty with a rubbery strip of bacon wrapped around it. i fear if i eat the whole thing it will make me very ill.

the pringles and the spam are the best part, im eating them right now.

>> No.9628714

>>9628675
>the pringles and the spam are the best part, im eating them right now.
Are you dunking the spam into the cheese? Also, be careful of glass pieces.

>> No.9628731

>>9628675
don't die my man

>> No.9628738

>>9628714
no, i did try the potatoes au gratin though. i like to at least take one bite out of everything, but i dont think eating glass is a good idea.

>> No.9628748

>>9628738
Well, thanks for the entertainment. Looking forward to the video.

>> No.9628768

>>9628675
godspeed you fucking maniac

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>this entire thread
>the previous thread

Good god man, is your stomach made of cast iron?

>> No.9628896

>>9628600
Link to his channel was in the first thread

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what the fuck is this thread

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thanks mods for not being faggots like every other board

>> No.9629127

>>9629108
Absolutely they cut out instafag and let things keep rolling.

>> No.9629341

>>9628566
Whoa man, spoiler warning! That's the best part of the video, the TWIST. The big reveal of the friend.

>> No.9629458

Hi dino, greetings from me and my cat.
My cat says that you shouldn't become a faggot and leave the thread hanging

>> No.9629509

>>9628262
>water in oil

Anon I..

>> No.9629551

>>9628516
wala

>> No.9629740

Do you have more pics of the baby possum

>> No.9630000

>>9628155
Welcome to /ck/.

>> No.9630446

>>9628163
w-what have I missed?
Anyone have the screens, I've not been on for nearly a month

>> No.9630522

I refuse to believe someone lives this way. My headcanon for this is that its a wealthy guy who bought out some old crackhouse and now just does wacky cooking adventures in it for fun.

>> No.9630534

>>9630522
It has to be for shits and giggs. How does he afford a phone? How does he have the money to buy the food he makes? In the last thread he talked about wanting to start a youtube channel which means he must have a computer or access to one. It's probably some 20-something white dude in Detroit making these threads

>> No.9630821

>>9629740
no if i see it again ill take another picture for you
>>9630446
this is the second thread there is another one in the catalog

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>>9628675
The absolute madman

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>>9630821
Take a pic of possum
Or cat

>> No.9630871

>>9630534
>In the last thread
this wasn't his last thread. the last thread didn't get much attention since he just postet his youtube channel with his first video and not a cookalong as he usualy does

>> No.9630878

>>9628245
>He doesn't activate his steak

>> No.9631876

Let's keep this alive shall we

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>>9630867
Not sure where she is right now here is an older picture

>> No.9631906

>>9631898
That cat looks sick of your shit.

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>>9631906

>> No.9631945

>>9628516
This looks really nice...

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>>9628549
....

>> No.9631982

>>9628416
>>9628428
You could remove the lower half of the opener and jiggle it back and forth to cut. Like those manual can openers they make.

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>>9628549

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>>9631918
Give me the pumpkin cat!

>> No.9633607

>>9628493
>that filth and rust on the can opener


wow

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>>9632097

>> No.9633648

>>9632097
>>9633639
We need more wendys

>> No.9633702

wow it's just as EPIC the 11th time!

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>>9633702

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>>9633702

>> No.9635468

>>9631906
That's how all cats look.

>> No.9635491

>>9633753
You think this is "fun"?

It's just shitposting anon. Nothing fun about it.

>> No.9635583

>>9635491
I am having many funs

>> No.9635585

>>9635583
You're broken.

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Its been a few days now and wendy hasnt touched her food I think she isnt feeling well.

>> No.9635620

>>9628204
Kino

>> No.9635624

>>9635616
can I live with you?

>> No.9635726

>>9635616
Luckly all of those items have a shelf life of 1000 years. Except for maybe the steak.

>> No.9635789

>>9635585
Still fun

>> No.9635792

>>9629509

Kill yourself

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>>9628516
Cest magnifique

>> No.9635838

>>9635616
She's looking pale.

>> No.9636070

>>9635616
Pls post pumpkin cat :3

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>>9636070

>> No.9636227

>>9635811
You sick bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you buy some bread for Day of Dead (Dia De Muertos)? Or are you to gypsie and poor?

>> No.9636274

>>9636082
It was easy to put the costume?

>> No.9636366

>>9628624
Monthly allowance from mummy

>> No.9636382

>>9628624
Paycheck

>> No.9637498

>>9636082
Cute kot

>> No.9639202

>>9631898
>>9631918
op is a disgusting catfag

suddenly it all makes sense

>> No.9639252

>>9628116
How many threads have I missed??
Last one I was in I think you made poached fish.

>> No.9639560

>>9639202
It's not his cat you dumbass