/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9613960]

>At Red Robin with family
>order BBQ burger
>"how would you like your burger cooked, anon?"
>"medium rare"
>"Medium well?"
>"no, medium rare please"
>burger comes back as grey as elderly pubes and has hardly any sauce
>mfw chewing on a dry loafer with lettuce

[Anonymous No.9613968]

>>9613960
wtf has that kid been pissing in his dresser drawer?

[Anonymous No.9613978]

>>9613968
it appears that way

[Anonymous No.9613980]

>inb4 SJWs with AIDS say you need to cook ground beef all the way through or you'll die

[Anonymous No.9613995]

>>9613960
/ck/, what’s worse, mom finding the piss drawer or mom finding the poop sock?

[Anonymous No.9613996]

And you just ate it? Fuck that, send that shit back.

[Anonymous No.9614002]

>>9613978

Fucking why, the bathroom couldn't possibly be that far away from his bed.

[Anonymous No.9614009]

I always ask them how are they're allowed to cook it. It's usually medium or medium well. I just go with that rather than trying to fight with them.

Cheesecake Factory will do rare, however.

[Anonymous No.9614012]

>>9613960

i-is that... a drawer full of piss?

[Anonymous No.9614032]

>>9613978
I honestly didn't notice the color at first glance, thought it was about the hidden candy wrapper.

Pretty cool that it stayed in there.

[Anonymous No.9614043]

What a picture OP

[Anonymous No.9614063]

>>9613968
It might actually be piss. I can see bubbles now that you mention it

[Anonymous No.9614084]

>>9613968
>>9614012
>>9614063
Yeah it's peepee

[Anonymous No.9614092]

>>9613995
it's been 19 years and my mom still hasn't found my piss drawer

[Anonymous No.9614117]

>>9613960
red robin was good prior to the bush economic crash. now they suck ass

[Anonymous No.9614128]

>>9614063

[Anonymous No.9614133]

>mom found the piss drawer

[Anonymous No.9614584]

>>9613995
>/ck/, what’s worse, mom finding the piss drawer or mom finding the poop sock?

Mom finding the jizz towel and coming home one day to find it vanished and nobody ever speaks of it again

[Anonymous No.9614623]

>>9614002

Whites are gross. Niggas used to say "bally ho" and throw chamberpots full of piss and shit out their windows into the streets. Nasty ass mfn.

[Anonymous No.9614655]

>>9614623
Brown people are more civilized. They skip out the chamber pots and just go shit directly in the street.

It works so good they still do it today

[Anonymous No.9614793]

>>9614584
Lol, that reminds me of my mom finding my porn stash (before the internet) but she left it there thinking, "at least he's not gay," I guess. She also found my chambered pot pipe in the pocket of some jeans when I was home from uni and she was doing my laundry. She brought it out and said, "what are you trying to do, scramble your brains?" Later I went back to the utility room and the pipe was sitting on top of the drier, lmao. God we torture our mothers. Too bad she's dead now.

[Anonymous No.9614923]

>>9614584
>use socks to clean jizz when I first started jerking it
>mom asks dad why my socks would be so crusty
>next day I'm told I have to do my own laundry from now on

[Anonymous No.9615162]

>>9613968
He's crying because he knows what's coming. His dad is dressed as robin and he's about to play out his power fantasy.

"How do ya like me now batman huh? Uh uh uh. Not so easy to boss me about with a bleeding asshole is it uh uh uh. Guess now you know why they call me Dick uuuuuuuuuhhhhh. Now drink my piss out that drawer you little faggot and come down for lunch your mothers going to be waiting"

[Anonymous No.9615189]

>>9613968
When I was a child I would sleep walk to the bathroom, only it was rarely the bathroom. I'd usually wake up to the sound of pissing in a metal trashcan or something similar.

[Anonymous No.9615198]

This is why chamber pots are still a thing for young children.

[Anonymous No.9615213]

>>9614793
That reminds me of when I used to wear my mom's panties/bras during sweaty teen jerk off sessions.
I remember when I left shit stains in her white g-string. Good times.

[Anonymous No.9615266]

>>9613960
>at burger joint
>"how would you like your burger cooked, anon?"

I cringe every time. Just fucking cook it right. A burger is either perfect or its not, there's no variation like with steak. You either make it right or you don't.

[Anonymous No.9615270]

>>9615189
I've pissed in the garbage can a few times as a kid but I did it on purpose. Same with the sink. I just didn't understand why you couldn't piss in them.

[Anonymous No.9615273]

>>9614923
I was always savvy about it. I'd flip them inside out first and then flip them back before shoving it to the bottom of the hamper.

[Anonymous No.9615282]

>>9615266
this is bait

[Anonymous No.9615287]

>>9615282
A good burger place doesn't ask a stupid question like that. Only shit holes like Red Robin and establishments where you shouldn't be ordering a burger anyway.

[Anonymous No.9615290]

>>9615270
It is always weird, as an adult when you recall something from your childhood and now understand that you were simply a complete moron when you were like 5yo.

[Anonymous No.9615296]

>>9615287
>shit holes like Red Robin
If it's good enough for a date with Lucas Werner, it's good enough for you anon.

[Anonymous No.9615297]

>>9615287
this is also bait

[Anonymous No.9615335]

>>9615270
Ayy me to. And didn't even hide it.
>wake up to pee
>someone in the bathroom
>walk to kitchen to pee in garbage can
>cousins watching me piss from living room, I go back to bed, then they ask each other "Did you see that?"
>get told later that's a no-no
>kitchen door was right there so I could have easily just walked out and pee'd outside

[Anonymous No.9615531]

>>9615270
When I was in my mid teens I started pissing out of windows for some reason. Like pretty much every night I'd stand on my window sill and pee out the window. Did it loads and never got caught.

On one nice sunny day I was in my brothers room which was a loft conversion so I stood on his bed straight up out the window and just stood there naked peeing down the roof in the blazing sun. Good times

[Anonymous No.9616292]

>not having a decoy piss drawer filled with apple juice

[Anonymous No.9616297]

>>9614084
>>9614063
>>9613978
There's no piss in that drawer, just some grey bag or something. Are you all blind?

[Praetorian97 No.9616444]

>>9614923
>using clothing ever
I never understood why people did this.