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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Rate my breakfast, my friend invited me over to his trailer

>> No.9613695

I wish there was a female equivalent to semen that women could bully me with

>> No.9613696

that's a lot of cum

>> No.9613699

>>9613684
Cumcakes and sardines? An orgy for the mouth...

>> No.9613725

>>9613695
Some do ejaculate (squirters). Only been with one. She used a lamb skin blanket on the bed for the mess.

>> No.9613729

What is condensed milk for 500

>> No.9613730

>>9613699
Must taste as heavenly as licking Chad's cum directly from a pussy

>> No.9613736

>>9613730
Must.

>> No.9613738
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9613738

Quite sticky, but very good. The air here tastes of pineapples

>> No.9613741
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9613741

>>9613684
Is that some coconut syrup? Had that in hawaii at my hotel's breakfast buffet, good shit but looks like spunk.

>> No.9613742

>>9613684
I think your friend has ulterior motives

>> No.9613758
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9613758

>>9613696
It could just be a regular amount of cum and a very small pancake

>> No.9613760

>>9613684
Daddys pancakes!

>> No.9613770

>>9613684

Great. Jizzcakes.

>> No.9613788

Why does no one like the cheeki breeki blin i made my friend with condensed milk :(

>> No.9613813

>>9613696
for you

>> No.9613819

>>9613725
That's piss you retard.

>> No.9613824

>>9613684

look like 2 days worth of nut

>> No.9613843

>>9613819
The porn actresses shooting across the room yes, but some women do "squirt" in a sense. It's like a little gush of pussy juice. It's how I could always tell when my ex came

>> No.9613850

>>9613843

It's piss. Science has proven it.

Female "ejaculate" is just the natural lubricant secreted in the vagina. It doesn't squirt. That's like saying your dick squirts pre-cum.

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9613855

>>9613684
?

>> No.9613858

>>9613758

...and small plate and small microwave and small sardine tin?

>> No.9613881

>>9613850
Right that's why I put squirt in quotation marks. It's more like a small gush, but not a lot of women can or do experience this.

>> No.9613906

>>9613696
/thread

>> No.9613925

>>9613881
No you fucking retard, she just pissed on you.

>> No.9613937

>>9613925
If her piss was that consistency I would have told her to see a doctor

>> No.9613939

/ck/ - Bodily Fluids

>> No.9613945

>>9613881
Lol, ever test ever doe shows that they just piss themselves, nothing more...

>> No.9613962

>>9613937
White stuff that comes out of their vaginas sometimes is a yeast infection

>> No.9613965

>>9613695
KEK
U
C
K

>> No.9613976

I hate this board so much, youre all faggots

>> No.9614059

>>9613962
Wasn't white. Clear and sort of thick though.

>> No.9614263

>>9613965
stop it

>> No.9614468

I'd rather not eat that kind of (((food))) offered to me by someone who's living in a trailer.