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Old one about to die
>>9612030Perhaps because you should have let it die...
>>9612060That doesn't look like actual maple syrup.
>>9612166She looks good.
>>9612166That's a legit cute couple.I hope they're doing well.
>>9612166she's really pretty. I bet she has a perfect vagina and would make a fine mother
>>9612166Anyone have the whole thing? I want to see the divercity of toppings she puts on the ice cream.
>>9612195No it's not.
Last thread was bretty gud imo
>>9612414This one's great.Thought it was one of those pretentious shitfests at first, only to realize it's giving said shitfests an uppercut.
>>9612420I think it's great. Talk about the importance of presentation vs the meal itself.
>>9612414If you want to know eater.com/2015/8/24/9197745/jacques-le-merde-60-second-tasting-menu-video
>>9612414Why all the empty space on every plating
>>9612195How's it feel be a cuck?
>>9612541Negative space. Part of design to create 'balance'
>>9612523>jacques-le-merdeThat's funnier than the video, but still not very funny.
>>9612546Larger, mostly empty plates, give you the impression you ate less. If you're trying to make it seem fancy, that can help, but it can also lead to underestimating how much you ate and thereby overeating.
>>9612414>that'll be $89.99 plus tip, sir.
>>9612255I want to stick my dick in that.
>food and cookingI remember when this board was kinda slow, but still wasnt shit. I really miss that.
>>9612753>4chan board>Ever not being shitHave you ever taken a really massive dump and it changes consistency, colour and smell a couple times, like striations in a cliff?That's 4chan. It's always shit, but you get used to it being a certain kind of shit, then it pulls the rug out from under you and you suddenly have to deal with the new smells/sounds or you get the fuck off the pot.
>>9612753Oh did OP posting something that isn't food or cooking?
>>9612893oh god. why?
>>9612899You've got to eat big to get big, come on!
>>9612753I'm sure you posted all sorts of great cookalong threads back in the good old days.
>>9612893>That guzzling white yolkHis mouth looks like a girl's mouth after a deepthroat
>>9612255America cannot fall fast enough
>>9612561>implying restaurants don't want you to over eat
>>9612414nouvelle cuisine in a nutshell
>>9612893DAM SON post this in /fit/
>>9612030how is that a “salad”?
>>9612913I posted full cook along threads for pizza, curry, and ice cream and they got maybe 2 replies a year or two ago the only threads up at that time were fucking joey threads.
>>9613106lolMy mother freaks out when my bro and I eat 6 eggs each.
>>9613106Did we ever find out if he survived?
>>9612255jesus fucking christ
>>9613252His stomach burst. He died later of eternal bleeding.
>>9613551Yes you retard, he was just joshing ya. World record is 141 eggs in 8 minutes.
>>9612166>ice cream melts as he spontanously fucks her on that very table
>>9612409I know a couple of places where I can get shit like this but it's out of a truck, not a condiment bar. They have a huge sign with almost all of these items on it to choose from. Every time I see these webms posted my urge to try it grows but I have no idea what most of the non-gummy candy shit is.
I fucking hate how every retard millenial in my country drinks beer. If it'd shit like corona maybe add lemon and tabasco, but otherwise it's just memes.
>>9613533>eternal bleedingThat's pretty metal.
>>9612904What exactly is this? I've seen this & a pizza one, but don't know what the white stuff is. What is the "normal" applications?Thanks
>>9612764this is the best analogy describing the shifting nature of 4chan I've ever read
>>9612030>tfw you're a mexican in a foreign cointry and miss stuff like micheladas and tacos (I mean real tacos)
>>9613929include me in the screencap
>>9613106It is not really that difficult to eat that much eggs in one day. But in one setting? It is more of competitive eating kind of thing.
>>9612060That is definitely corn ooze, not maple syrup
>>9613771I think - in lieu of the quality of this board - you have to be the first hand experience and film/taste it.
>>9612166my girlfriend asked if she could save this webm to her phone... I can't believe how much of an ice cream addict she is
>>9613827Did you post in the wrong thread?
>>9612912can I haz deporte
>>9612913slowest webm I've ever seen
>>9613920Tell us of your real tacos. I wanna hear.
>>9614189it is all yours my friend ;)
>>9613852It's an ice cream base, so usually just cream/sugar/vanilla
>>9612166Sauce? IFya know what I mean.
>>9612966They don't. Restaurants ideally want you to overpay, not necessarily overeat. that's how they maximize their profits.
>>9613533>eternal bleedingSounds like an awfully slow way to go senpai
>>9615120who the fuck dips their sausage in the egg? do brits not eat toast?
>>9615947I'm American and I dip sausage in egg even when I have toast.
>>9615947I will dip god damn near anything in yolk. I would like on the stuff if I could. I love eggs.
>>9612409ngl I laughed out loud when he got the finished product and then dumped more shit on it
>>9614194yeah, just move your fat ass. it says 'do sports'
>>9612893mad respect for this ability
>>9613106He probably threw most of them in the garbage and just posted pics of clean plates. You can't possibly eat 3kg of eggs.
>>9616108There are competitive eaters who can eat way more than that.
>>9615865>intended for grilling>repels smoke and heat
>>9612166day of the colander when?
>>9612255>if I mash everything up into a bowl it's salad
>>9612784It's pretty good with fruit salad, I think.
>>9612166>saw a white woman and a black guy yesterday at work>this can't be happening>there is a mulato child>sure isn't theirs>be second cashier>she calls mulato her child >second mulato chimes in>mfw
>>9616467>being this new
>>9612414I remember learning this in uni, all you need were a pair of tweezers and instagram for reference. got high marks for literally plagiarizing shit was cash
>>9613528Jesus isn't wherever this came from.
>>9612409What is this hell?
>>9616467That's exactly what a newfag would say.
https://youtu.be/uen6dVleCTsjust found this
>>9619495I can't pinpoint why I find this video so offensive.
>>9619495Hooh boy, you faggots are gonna get real mad about this one!
>>9619495>that'll be $85 plus tip
>>9619507Because the faggot acts like he's a god damn sociologist.
>>9619518I'd make a point of giving myself a tip I think. Who orders something like this?
>>9619495I defy anyone to explain exactly what's wrong with this
>>9619577if you have to pay someone else for you to cook your own fucking egg, you deserve to be killed
>>9619577Production used artistic shots, making the process seem special and delicate. this coupled with his stupid monologue about the technically precise, rustic, and over-the-top cooking process for simply cooking an egg, made the whole thing seem artificial, forced, and pedantic.This man should be forced to spend a month in a Somalian village with landfill-found Teflon pans and rusty metal utensil.
>>9619778Oh christ, this has made me dislike him even more. >it's like, the perfect food, man>u can like put stuff on it and eat itAbsolutely infuriating, this cunt.
>>9612030>all that candy on top of candy mixed in with candy hot sauce and fruit juice No wonder Mexicans are fucking fat and short
>>9614194You can haz deported you disgusting beaner. Shove a lime up your woman's butthole and never season pizza with it again.
>>9620202KekI remember doing shit like this when I was anorexic
>>9616939What do you think they expected you to do? Something original in a practice that's been going on since before we even became homo sapiens?You will never have an original idea in food.
>>9619778Who the fuck is this retard?
>>9620202Top lelShe missed the bin, the other half should have been thrown there too. Bananas are gay and stupid fruits that taste like fairy semen.
>>9620392>knowing what fairy semen tastes like to have that point of referenceI take it you're also an authority on how to eat out a leprechaun butthole right
>>9620202I don't even like (cavendish) bananas and that infuriates me.
>>9619778>Man discovers sandwich.webm
>>9614189Are you fucking brain dead, it's not the ice cream she's interested in. You should have her checked out for lesbianism.
>>9612414There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that people who regularly eat food served in this manner and some of the most vile, disgusting humans you could ever encounter
>>9612708>>9612414>200 bucks sir
>>9619577The egg is overdone.
>>9612414I know this a video to appease flyover to send the message that high end food just is all in the plating but the plates still look like garbage and not even close to Michelin star plates. not that the dumb flyovers in this thread would recognize that though.
>>9621351How upset are you right now man
>>9619597I bet you would throw an autistic hissy fit that would get you and your flyover parents thrown out of the restaurant when you go to a Korean BBQ
>>9621376>le upset? xDIt's just sad to see that this board is entertained by something clearly aimed at know it all teenagers and Redditors
>>9621381Keep that stick up your ass man, don't forget to spout a few more /ck/ approved buzzwords as well.
>>9621386funny how retards always use that phrase when you don't find their stupid antics funnny. "put that stick out of your ass" "just turn your brain off! xD" No. Kys
>>9621381>When ur food sucks ass but at least some aids carrier pozzed it up to look pretty
>>9621394you seem triggered but I don't know exactly by what.
>>9621351Did someone in a flyover state hurt you anon?
>>9621408a bunch of them once came out of the woods and slung their feces and rocks against my plane .
>>9619495But I ordered the omelette
>>9620378He's the head chef at Noma in Copenhagen, rated the best restaurant in the world.
>>9612255they would fucking refuse that in auschwitz im sure
>>9612255America was a mistake
>>9612255How do you go through the entire process of making this video and not think "this is a bad idea"
>>9621392You don't have to be a pretentious cunt to enjoy food and cooking, anon. Like it or not, 99% of this board and the human race are unpretentious normal ass people who just like stuff that tastes good.
>>9621836"My intention was to take this carrot and treat it like a piece of meat"
>>9622224What? You don't cook your steaks for two hours?
>>9612166Do you like interracial porn /ck/?
>>9622224>>9622228I mean, if you put a steak into a sous vide...
>>9612409We just add more toppings holmes.Viva la raza!
>>9619778Is that Saavik?
>>9612166>Tfw no gf who makes ice cream from her juicy tit milk for me
>>9623325>Falling for the propaganda this hardThey know they can make you give up on your dreams if they show you contrary images enough. You must learn to kill the part of your brain that associates images with reality. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>9623203wtf, why pick up the pizza if you're just going to put it back down to cut it. just pat off the oil off the plate
>>9612409has anyone actually tried shit like this? it looks p popular on wherever the hell it is so it must be good for some people. also what is it called
>>9623203>degreasing pizzaulli's functional twin from another mother?
>>9623465i've watched it a few times and there's just so much wrong with it. green screen looking background. eats pizza UPSIDE DOWN. doesn't even cut the pizza all the way. gloves for NO REASON
>>9622228>>9622295Sorry, I was actually thinking more of the wording sounding overly sexual.>>9623465Uli's more functional than that freak.
>>9619495>>9621836Do they put that green vomit on everything?
>>9622061Those tables must be a pain in the dick to clean.
>>9623580They pop a mat down.
Off topic, anyone know how I can keep these Halloween theme permanently?
>>9622224This sounds like a vegan
>>9615947>never stuffed his sausage in an eggvirgin detected
>>9612060day of the rake when?
>>9621499It would have been easier if the eggs weren't burnt.
>>9622061what does this summon
>>9624804You must make a sacrifice to the skeleton gods.Real talk, no idea. Maybe you can find something in the meta boards?
>>9616467>tfw according to Finnish paganism northern lights are the result of the eternal bleeding of people who received a violent.
>>9615120how do you get hashbrowns that perfect?
>>96254722000 dollar bill.
>>9616929How insecure are you?
>>9625766>a violentYou idiot, it was a fucking.
>>9621836>Hey got anything for me?>Yeah some old carrots I forgot to pick last season. >BrilliantI'd still try it too. It unironically looks delicious.
>>9622061Once he finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill and no tip.
>>9612166is it true that porn actresses demand more money if it involves a black guy?
>>9626735yes because they know it will be more popular and make more money for the studio
>>9612030what the fuck even is this? it looks disgusting
>>9626747kek, let me guess, uk? germany?
>>9623203and they wonder why no one will embrace their lifestyle. take your rainbows and pizza knifes back to Christopher St. thx kiddo
>>9622061Everything about this is infuriating
>>9622207EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWSeriously what the fuck is that shit
>>9626487>it's a healthy substitute for cheese>adds cheese anywaysTHESE PEOPLEEEE
>>9624804Download CSS and apply it with some addon.That's my guess.Asking /g/ would be a better idea... maybe.
>>9626487it started off bad and only kept getting worse!!
>>9626487I love that they were going for the gooey, stringy cheese shot at the end, but cut it abruptly because nothing was going to happen.
>>9621377 (Begrudgingly checked)You stupid motherfucker, you don't cook your own Korean BBQ, you sit at the grill and they cook it for you. Leave this board and only return when you've figured out how fucking Google works.
>>9615120W2C that pan?
>>9629481I've heard of scat fetishism, but puke fetishism? I shouldn't be surprised that this is a thing, but it still grosses me out.
>>9629748This kills the crab.
>>9620202this is a webm thread, not trigger ck thread
Newfriend to /ck/So this thread contains only 1 webm of delicious food (>>9624804) and none of professional preparation of a delicious dish.Do webm threads on /ck/ have to offer only trash webms like "Tasty" and other shit?
>>9630039I'll dump some old webms for you. The webm threads are kinda in ironic shitpost mode at the moment because no one's been making new content for a while.
>>9630039What do you expect from these threads?
Actually to be fair there are a few new webms in here.
>>9630085No joke this is my favorite webm
>>9630107I wish I could find the source in HD.
This whole channel is gold.
>>9630121when your cutting board is a fucking stump
>>9630146Seems to be a common thing.
Taking a break.
>>9630168just from the hands you know it's jacques
>>9630121I had to check to make sure it wasn't looped at first. >>9630146>>9630156That's cool as fuck I've got some gnarled looking olive tree stumps that would be great for this.
>>9630236whats the deal with japanese people doing this with ice? just a cool show I guess?
>>9630252It's not just Japanese, you'd find that sort of thing at any high-end bar.A big part of it is that it's a cool show. But it's also somewhat practical: larger chunks of ice, especially a sphere shape, minimizes surface area. That means it cools your drink but dilutes it as little as possible.
>>9630252It's a bit of a tradition, from when only rich people could afford to have giant blocks of ice cut out of lakes and transported to their house for the sake of refreshing drinks.
>>9630322garlic on a steakWTF. only thing a steak should ever have on it is MAYBE pepper and/or salt
Alright, I think that's all my nice food webms. More of the rest are industrial factories, street food stalls and alinea desserts.
Wait, I've got one new one.
>>9630095whats with the exposure on this, i can hardly see anything
>>9630078now, these are amazing webms, Don't know if they are all yours but thank you very much.
>>9626487I think avocado mac n cheese is a kinda cool concept. I like how it's green and I think avocado would taste ok, as long as there was actual cheddar in the mac and cheese. It would probably be pretty cool as a theme dish for a halloween party.
>>9630505avocado tastes awful hot
>>9630156>uniform isn't filthy/greasy>pickups and SUVs in the reflectionThis isn't Hong Kong! This is Chinatown!
>>9630228that's not har gow.
>>9612060Real Canadians wouldn't use that fake corn syrup crap. That is definitely an obese burger family
>>9630127Their candy is really good I bought the black current and nectar.
>>9630280How high end are we talking? Cause I've been to a few 20 dollar minimum per drink bars but I didn't get that kind of service
>>9630302Damn son, that shit was nice
>>9630121>>9630146>>9630224It's from "A Bite of China" if I remember correctly. There should be a lot of it on Youtube.
>>9630168Are there cases of some schmuck cutting the absolute shit out of his hand doing this? I always wonder when I'm smashing garlic.
>>9612893Can I get the recipe please?
>>9630289what is this?
>>9630328>>9630331>>9619495whats the green watery sauce?
>>9612060that is wal-mart patented "maple!"*(tm)(r) brand flavored corn syrup, a traditional american stapleNote the Hawaiian pizza. That ain't no fucking Canadian.
>>9619778>>9620661He's literally just describing a sandwich, what the fuck
>>9629748The crab is crying.
>>9630315So you're just supposed to drink it with shards of broken class inside?
>>9619507Because you're a poorfag
>>9612523>jacques-le-merde>Jacques the ShitSo, I take it that video was supposed to be a satire of the frou-frou stuff out there.
>>9630140>carrot tartareminces a carrotMy God. My sides.
>>9630927erm, that's ice. It's an elaborate ice cube.
>>9630230I swear that's like fuckin' witch craft to me.
>>9612255COOL WHIPWhy the fuck would you call it that, when it's just whipped cream
>>9631354Cool Whip is not whipped cream, same way Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.
>>9630312That's a Jack vid, isn't it?
>>9630596>20 dollar minimumTry higher
>>9630156this makes me miss the heavy cleaver i had back home, i miss cooking since im at Uni now, senpai
>>9620923No, people who murder other people and eat their corpses are some of the most vile, disgusting humans you could ever encounter. Stop being such a faggot.
>>9612414The 'clever deconstruction of food plating' videos where they plate a torn up Big Mac have become more fucking banal than the thing they're mocking.There are hundreds of videos making this exact joke for over a decade now, and people just keep fucking making them.
>>9631362The meat and camerawork are both too good for it to be Jack.
>>9630302I got hard at the end
>>9629748Are we the bad guys?
>>9631837oh definitely fám
>>9630908Is that why the ocean is so salty?
>>9630213me tooi can almost hear him speakingtime to binge some jacques
>>9630174thats fucking impressive
>>9630230after seeing this a bit ago, i've actually used that technique to spread stuff evenly over a baking sheet, fucking chinks and their superior math skills
>>9626538No you would because you wouldn't even get in you poor fucking cuck
>>9630156Does it ever blow your minds that we cut up corpses on corpses?
>>9631211go deeper. Jacques = Jackthe name is supposed to be Jack Shit
>>9630344Why not eat it raw you fucking animal.
>>9630860Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada, bud.
>>9632407Then why isn't it called Canadian Pizza? Check and m8.
>>9632411Most pizza places in Canada call "meatlovers pizza" a "Canadian pizza".
>>9630039Webm thread are the humor thread of /ck/.If you don't like the condition then please post webms instead of bitching, fu/ck/er.
>>9630316Based channel.Vast majority of his ingredients and recipes are vegan nonsense but he knows how to cook and his presentation is top notch.
>>9612060i can feel my kidneys shutting down
>>9619495too much oil
>>9621836>>9622224That's what she said.
>>9630239>cheap commercial breadI hate this meme
>>9619495It'll be fun idea for a kids family restaurant.