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WEBM Thread Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:15:48 2017 No.9612030 [Reply] [Original]

Old one about to die

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:17:35 2017 No.9612037 >>9612030 Perhaps because you should have let it die...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 03:24:40 2017 No.9612060 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, Canada.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:26:33 2017 No.9612166 File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, 1494657089364.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:28:52 2017 No.9612173 >>9612060 That doesn't look like actual maple syrup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:31:49 2017 No.9612179 >>9612166 She looks good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:35:53 2017 No.9612195 >>9612166 That's a legit cute couple. I hope they're doing well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:47:26 2017 No.9612226 >>9612166 she's really pretty. I bet she has a perfect vagina and would make a fine mother

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 04:59:45 2017 No.9612255 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, Fall Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:18:40 2017 No.9612283 >>9612166 Anyone have the whole thing? I want to see the divercity of toppings she puts on the ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:39:59 2017 No.9612325 File: 176 KB, 854x859, 1489402705062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 05:45:51 2017 No.9612335 >>9612195 No it's not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:23:52 2017 No.9612409 File: 2.97 MB, 480x360, 1508839445527.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last thread was bretty gud imo

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:25:09 2017 No.9612414 File: 2.56 MB, 800x450, 1508687356084.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612030

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 06:28:36 2017 No.9612420 >>9612414 This one's great. Thought it was one of those pretentious shitfests at first, only to realize it's giving said shitfests an uppercut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:08:38 2017 No.9612519 >>9612420 I think it's great. Talk about the importance of presentation vs the meal itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:11:37 2017 No.9612523 >>9612414 If you want to know eater.com/2015/8/24/9197745/jacques-le-merde-60-second-tasting-menu-video

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:24:21 2017 No.9612541 >>9612414 Why all the empty space on every plating

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:28:03 2017 No.9612544 >>9612195 How's it feel be a cuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:32:57 2017 No.9612545 >>9612166 TWO SCOOPS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:33:21 2017 No.9612546 >>9612541 Negative space. Part of design to create 'balance'

>>	chop Sat Oct 28 07:33:31 2017 No.9612547 >>9612523 >jacques-le-merde That's funnier than the video, but still not very funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:34:41 2017 No.9612548 >>9612060 Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 07:41:02 2017 No.9612561 >>9612546 Larger, mostly empty plates, give you the impression you ate less. If you're trying to make it seem fancy, that can help, but it can also lead to underestimating how much you ate and thereby overeating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:35:41 2017 No.9612632 File: 2 KB, 400x400, 1472360747967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612409 wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 08:44:45 2017 No.9612648 File: 272 KB, 485x489, 1496450840992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612060 filename checked

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:12:49 2017 No.9612708 >>9612414 >that'll be $89.99 plus tip, sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:25:30 2017 No.9612732 >>9612255 I want to stick my dick in that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:31:22 2017 No.9612745 >>9612030 UMA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:36:32 2017 No.9612753 >food and cooking I remember when this board was kinda slow, but still wasnt shit. I really miss that.

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:40:04 2017 No.9612764

>>9612753
>4chan board
>Ever not being shit

Have you ever taken a really massive dump and it changes consistency, colour and smell a couple times, like striations in a cliff?

That's 4chan. It's always shit, but you get used to it being a certain kind of shit, then it pulls the rug out from under you and you suddenly have to deal with the new smells/sounds or you get the fuck off the pot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:47:15 2017 No.9612784 File: 21 KB, 351x351, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612255 >cool whip

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 09:57:44 2017 No.9612803 >>9612409 Ree

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:15:28 2017 No.9612834 >>9612409 Jesus diabetus

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:19:34 2017 No.9612840 >>9612255 >"""""""Salad"""""""

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:41:01 2017 No.9612893 File: 2.79 MB, 720x972, Roughly the size of a barge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:41:33 2017 No.9612895 >>9612753 Oh did OP posting something that isn't food or cooking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:42:39 2017 No.9612899 File: 741 KB, 1015x720, delet kemano.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612893 oh god. why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:44:57 2017 No.9612904 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, 1505512288561.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:47:06 2017 No.9612912 File: 1.39 MB, 320x262, authentico.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612899 You've got to eat big to get big, come on!

>>	chop Sat Oct 28 10:47:07 2017 No.9612913 File: 279 KB, 1001x667, sosidge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612753 I'm sure you posted all sorts of great cookalong threads back in the good old days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 10:54:02 2017 No.9612929 >>9612893 >That guzzling white yolk His mouth looks like a girl's mouth after a deepthroat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:03:49 2017 No.9612954 >>9612255 America cannot fall fast enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:06:54 2017 No.9612966 >>9612561 >implying restaurants don't want you to over eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:43:19 2017 No.9613087 >>9612414 nouvelle cuisine in a nutshell

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:46:20 2017 No.9613101 >>9612893 DAM SON post this in /fit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:47:14 2017 No.9613106 File: 1.03 MB, 1536x8000, You don't have to tell me what happened.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9613101

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:49:33 2017 No.9613117 File: 19 KB, 650x381, most-of-the-time-it-just-looks-like-your-eye-is-bulging-photo-u3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9613106

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 11:50:52 2017 No.9613127 >>9612030 how is that a “salad”?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:00:34 2017 No.9613155 >>9612913 I posted full cook along threads for pizza, curry, and ice cream and they got maybe 2 replies a year or two ago the only threads up at that time were fucking joey threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:09:09 2017 No.9613176 >>9613106 lol My mother freaks out when my bro and I eat 6 eggs each.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 12:37:33 2017 No.9613252 >>9613106 Did we ever find out if he survived?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 13:57:38 2017 No.9613528 >>9612255 jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:00:06 2017 No.9613533 File: 2.61 MB, 640x800, pumpkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9613252 His stomach burst. He died later of eternal bleeding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:06:48 2017 No.9613551 >>9613533 r-really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:22:44 2017 No.9613628 >>9613551 Yes you retard, he was just joshing ya. World record is 141 eggs in 8 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:46:43 2017 No.9613731 File: 2.75 MB, 500x281, 1506577545346.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612255 >salad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:50:20 2017 No.9613746 >>9612166 >ice cream melts as he spontanously fucks her on that very table

Anonymous Sat Oct 28 14:54:58 2017 No.9613771

>>9612409
I know a couple of places where I can get shit like this but it's out of a truck, not a condiment bar. They have a huge sign with almost all of these items on it to choose from. Every time I see these webms posted my urge to try it grows but I have no idea what most of the non-gummy candy shit is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 15:08:11 2017 No.9613812 >>9613746 CREAMED

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 15:14:22 2017 No.9613827 I fucking hate how every retard millenial in my country drinks beer. If it'd shit like corona maybe add lemon and tabasco, but otherwise it's just memes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 15:15:21 2017 No.9613832 File: 26 KB, 479x435, 1296670059803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9613533 >eternal bleeding That's pretty metal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 15:21:03 2017 No.9613852 >>9612904 What exactly is this? I've seen this & a pizza one, but don't know what the white stuff is. What is the "normal" applications? Thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 15:30:09 2017 No.9613900 >>9612764 this is the best analogy describing the shifting nature of 4chan I've ever read

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 15:35:01 2017 No.9613920 >>9612030 >tfw you're a mexican in a foreign cointry and miss stuff like micheladas and tacos (I mean real tacos)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 15:36:37 2017 No.9613929 File: 80 KB, 1851x529, 4chan strata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9613900

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:02:36 2017 No.9614034 >>9613929 include me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:24:48 2017 No.9614125 >>9613106 It is not really that difficult to eat that much eggs in one day. But in one setting? It is more of competitive eating kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:24:56 2017 No.9614126 File: 31 KB, 313x286, worried doggo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9613533 >eternal bleeding

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:26:12 2017 No.9614134 >>9612060 That is definitely corn ooze, not maple syrup

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:35:36 2017 No.9614167 >>9613771 I think - in lieu of the quality of this board - you have to be the first hand experience and film/taste it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:40:53 2017 No.9614189 >>9612166 my girlfriend asked if she could save this webm to her phone... I can't believe how much of an ice cream addict she is

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:42:23 2017 No.9614192 >>9613827 Did you post in the wrong thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:42:37 2017 No.9614194 >>9612912 can I haz deporte

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:43:45 2017 No.9614198 >>9612913 slowest webm I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:44:17 2017 No.9614200 >>9613920 Tell us of your real tacos. I wanna hear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 16:46:09 2017 No.9614210 >>9614189 it is all yours my friend ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 17:38:12 2017 No.9614441 >>9613852 It's an ice cream base, so usually just cream/sugar/vanilla

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 19:36:45 2017 No.9614889 >>9613746 proofs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 20:11:03 2017 No.9615004 File: 161 KB, 1280x720, belle de jour.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612166 Sauce? IF ya know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 20:22:06 2017 No.9615055 >>9612966 They don't. Restaurants ideally want you to overpay, not necessarily overeat. that's how they maximize their profits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 20:42:39 2017 No.9615120 File: 2.70 MB, 426x240, British Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 20:42:59 2017 No.9615123 >>9613533 >eternal bleeding Sounds like an awfully slow way to go senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 21:58:36 2017 No.9615398 File: 1.63 MB, 220x227, Drink Smarter.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 00:19:51 2017 No.9615865 File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, Chicken Gyro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 00:38:17 2017 No.9615947 >>9615120 who the fuck dips their sausage in the egg? do brits not eat toast?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 00:46:02 2017 No.9615980 >>9615947 I'm American and I dip sausage in egg even when I have toast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 00:50:31 2017 No.9616003 >>9615947 I will dip god damn near anything in yolk. I would like on the stuff if I could. I love eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 00:52:55 2017 No.9616023 >>9615865 >>9615398 holy kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 00:54:11 2017 No.9616031 >>9612409 ngl I laughed out loud when he got the finished product and then dumped more shit on it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 00:56:30 2017 No.9616043 >>9614194 yeah, just move your fat ass. it says 'do sports'

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 01:07:52 2017 No.9616106 >>9612893 mad respect for this ability

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 01:08:06 2017 No.9616108 >>9613106 He probably threw most of them in the garbage and just posted pics of clean plates. You can't possibly eat 3kg of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 01:08:40 2017 No.9616112 >>9616108 There are competitive eaters who can eat way more than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 01:58:24 2017 No.9616256 >>9615865 >intended for grilling >repels smoke and heat

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 03:33:24 2017 No.9616445 >>9612166 day of the colander when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 03:34:51 2017 No.9616448 >>9612255 >if I mash everything up into a bowl it's salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 03:36:37 2017 No.9616452 File: 2.64 MB, 176x172, received_1610363935651959.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612708

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 03:37:40 2017 No.9616457 >>9612784 It's pretty good with fruit salad, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 03:40:59 2017 No.9616467 >>9613551 >>9613832 >>9614126 >>9615123 Newfags everywhere.

Anonymous Sun Oct 29 07:14:26 2017 No.9616929
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>>9612166
>saw a white woman and a black guy yesterday at work
>this can't be happening
>there is a mulato child
>sure isn't theirs
>be second cashier
>she calls mulato her child
>second mulato chimes in
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 07:15:50 2017 No.9616933 >>9616467 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 07:19:07 2017 No.9616939 >>9612414 I remember learning this in uni, all you need were a pair of tweezers and instagram for reference. got high marks for literally plagiarizing shit was cash

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 07:21:40 2017 No.9616947 File: 420 KB, 400x213, 2246efcf98012e5443e21a39d4fe2cb67f8ca9dc_hq.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9613528 Jesus isn't wherever this came from.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 07:24:29 2017 No.9616949 >>9612409 What is this hell?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 07:34:00 2017 No.9616964 >>9616467 That's exactly what a newfag would say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 13:10:47 2017 No.9617782 https://youtu.be/uen6dVleCTs just found this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:45:01 2017 No.9619495 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, egg subs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:47:44 2017 No.9619507 >>9619495 I can't pinpoint why I find this video so offensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:48:04 2017 No.9619510 >>9619495 Hooh boy, you faggots are gonna get real mad about this one!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:49:57 2017 No.9619518 >>9619495 >that'll be $85 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 19:54:20 2017 No.9619540 >>9619507 Because the faggot acts like he's a god damn sociologist.

>>	chop Sun Oct 29 19:56:28 2017 No.9619556 >>9619518 I'd make a point of giving myself a tip I think. Who orders something like this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 20:00:39 2017 No.9619577 >>9619495 I defy anyone to explain exactly what's wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 20:06:21 2017 No.9619597 >>9619577 if you have to pay someone else for you to cook your own fucking egg, you deserve to be killed

Anonymous Sun Oct 29 20:10:38 2017 No.9619617

>>9619577
Production used artistic shots, making the process seem special and delicate. this coupled with his stupid monologue about the technically precise, rustic, and over-the-top cooking process for simply cooking an egg, made the whole thing seem artificial, forced, and pedantic.
This man should be forced to spend a month in a Somalian village with landfill-found Teflon pans and rusty metal utensil.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 20:57:54 2017 No.9619778 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, tortilla subs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 21:18:51 2017 No.9619850 File: 103 KB, 700x700, karl2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9619778 Oh christ, this has made me dislike him even more. >it's like, the perfect food, man >u can like put stuff on it and eat it Absolutely infuriating, this cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:03:37 2017 No.9620202 File: 2.90 MB, 305x398, banana.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:34:43 2017 No.9620323 File: 953 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20171019-210612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9620202

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:42:57 2017 No.9620347 File: 34 KB, 322x365, 1441882370739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612030 >all that candy on top of candy mixed in with candy hot sauce and fruit juice No wonder Mexicans are fucking fat and short

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:51:47 2017 No.9620368 >>9614194 You can haz deported you disgusting beaner. Shove a lime up your woman's butthole and never season pizza with it again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:53:25 2017 No.9620371 >>9620202 Kek I remember doing shit like this when I was anorexic

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:57:42 2017 No.9620377 >>9616939 What do you think they expected you to do? Something original in a practice that's been going on since before we even became homo sapiens? You will never have an original idea in food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 29 23:58:22 2017 No.9620378 File: 1.84 MB, 202x360, 1506361476691.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9619778 Who the fuck is this retard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:05:01 2017 No.9620392 >>9620202 Top lel She missed the bin, the other half should have been thrown there too. Bananas are gay and stupid fruits that taste like fairy semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 00:42:35 2017 No.9620502 File: 106 KB, 196x224, 1505092829111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9620392 >knowing what fairy semen tastes like to have that point of reference I take it you're also an authority on how to eat out a leprechaun butthole right

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:47:21 2017 No.9620654 >>9620202 I don't even like (cavendish) bananas and that infuriates me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 01:51:43 2017 No.9620661 >>9619778 >Man discovers sandwich.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 03:20:42 2017 No.9620901 >>9614189 Are you fucking brain dead, it's not the ice cream she's interested in. You should have her checked out for lesbianism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 03:29:39 2017 No.9620923 >>9612414 There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that people who regularly eat food served in this manner and some of the most vile, disgusting humans you could ever encounter

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 03:38:21 2017 No.9620939 File: 259 KB, 496x508, v6n_SfE4q8PbYZz5Ng8MP9-qex7C-ClrKGQSO8Xw0rc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612409 nooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 06:25:52 2017 No.9621231 File: 2.91 MB, 257x212, Arnold Sandwich.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612708 >>9612414 >200 bucks sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 06:30:21 2017 No.9621247 >>9619577 The egg is overdone.

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:18:16 2017 No.9621351

>>9612414
I know this a video to appease flyover to send the message that high end food just is all in the plating but the plates still look like garbage and not even close to Michelin star plates. not that the dumb flyovers in this thread would recognize that though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:29:14 2017 No.9621376 >>9621351 How upset are you right now man

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:30:27 2017 No.9621377 >>9619597 I bet you would throw an autistic hissy fit that would get you and your flyover parents thrown out of the restaurant when you go to a Korean BBQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:32:16 2017 No.9621381 >>9621376 >le upset? xD It's just sad to see that this board is entertained by something clearly aimed at know it all teenagers and Redditors

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:35:20 2017 No.9621386 >>9621381 Keep that stick up your ass man, don't forget to spout a few more /ck/ approved buzzwords as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:40:44 2017 No.9621392 >>9621386 funny how retards always use that phrase when you don't find their stupid antics funnny. "put that stick out of your ass" "just turn your brain off! xD" No. Kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:44:27 2017 No.9621394 File: 286 KB, 1058x740, 1487758777497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9621381 >When ur food sucks ass but at least some aids carrier pozzed it up to look pretty

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:45:57 2017 No.9621396 >>9621394 you seem triggered but I don't know exactly by what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 07:50:48 2017 No.9621408 >>9621351 Did someone in a flyover state hurt you anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:02:57 2017 No.9621426 >>9621408 a bunch of them once came out of the woods and slung their feces and rocks against my plane .

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:29:39 2017 No.9621475 >>9619495 But I ordered the omelette

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:40:06 2017 No.9621499 >>9613106 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL4PQVMaPE8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:43:01 2017 No.9621506 >>9620378 He's the head chef at Noma in Copenhagen, rated the best restaurant in the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:51:01 2017 No.9621514 File: 27 KB, 640x480, 1295211472526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612255 they would fucking refuse that in auschwitz im sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:52:37 2017 No.9621516 >>9612255 America was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 08:53:53 2017 No.9621522 >>9612255 How do you go through the entire process of making this video and not think "this is a bad idea"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 09:14:36 2017 No.9621551 >>9621392 You don't have to be a pretentious cunt to enjoy food and cooking, anon. Like it or not, 99% of this board and the human race are unpretentious normal ass people who just like stuff that tastes good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 11:44:12 2017 No.9621836 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, carrot subs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 13:18:11 2017 No.9622061 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, 1509347129948.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >noplates.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 14:24:41 2017 No.9622207 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, AVOCADO FUCK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	chop Mon Oct 30 14:31:02 2017 No.9622224 >>9621836 "My intention was to take this carrot and treat it like a piece of meat"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 14:31:41 2017 No.9622228 >>9622224 What? You don't cook your steaks for two hours?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 14:40:51 2017 No.9622253 >>9612166 Do you like interracial porn /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 14:57:08 2017 No.9622295 >>9622224 >>9622228 I mean, if you put a steak into a sous vide...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 15:34:51 2017 No.9622432 >>9612166 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 15:38:54 2017 No.9622447 >>9612409 We just add more toppings holmes. Viva la raza!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 16:59:15 2017 No.9622862 File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, grilled not stirred.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 18:39:05 2017 No.9623203 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everybody's favorite

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 18:47:09 2017 No.9623233 >>9619778 Is that Saavik?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:10:16 2017 No.9623325 >>9612166 >Tfw no gf who makes ice cream from her juicy tit milk for me

Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:13:58 2017 No.9623343

>>9623325
>Falling for the propaganda this hard
They know they can make you give up on your dreams if they show you contrary images enough. You must learn to kill the part of your brain that associates images with reality. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:42:23 2017 No.9623439 File: 23 KB, 520x364, 4845513_f520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612030 >beer cocktail

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:44:16 2017 No.9623447 >>9623203 wtf, why pick up the pizza if you're just going to put it back down to cut it. just pat off the oil off the plate

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:48:35 2017 No.9623457 >>9612409 has anyone actually tried shit like this? it looks p popular on wherever the hell it is so it must be good for some people. also what is it called

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:49:53 2017 No.9623465 >>9623203 >degreasing pizza ulli's functional twin from another mother?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 19:52:05 2017 No.9623474 >>9623465 i've watched it a few times and there's just so much wrong with it. green screen looking background. eats pizza UPSIDE DOWN. doesn't even cut the pizza all the way. gloves for NO REASON

>>	chop Mon Oct 30 19:59:53 2017 No.9623502 >>9622228 >>9622295 Sorry, I was actually thinking more of the wording sounding overly sexual. >>9623465 Uli's more functional than that freak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:01:16 2017 No.9623510 >>9619495 >>9621836 Do they put that green vomit on everything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:16:31 2017 No.9623580 >>9622061 Those tables must be a pain in the dick to clean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:22:31 2017 No.9623606 >>9622862 I gagged

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 30 20:29:32 2017 No.9623622 >>9623580 They pop a mat down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 02:04:57 2017 No.9624804 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x720, Gabagool.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Off topic, anyone know how I can keep these Halloween theme permanently?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 02:33:05 2017 No.9624874 >>9612893 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:15:20 2017 No.9625282 >>9622224 This sounds like a vegan

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:35:41 2017 No.9625313 >>9615947 >never stuffed his sausage in an egg virgin detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:41:06 2017 No.9625317 >>9612060 day of the rake when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:46:18 2017 No.9625323 >>9621231 PLUS TIPS

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 06:51:57 2017 No.9625336 >>9621499 It would have been easier if the eggs weren't burnt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 08:14:30 2017 No.9625472 >>9622061 what does this summon

>>	chop Tue Oct 31 09:07:36 2017 No.9625570 >>9625472 Mammon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 09:38:08 2017 No.9625633 >>9624804 You must make a sacrifice to the skeleton gods. Real talk, no idea. Maybe you can find something in the meta boards?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:23:00 2017 No.9625766 >>9616467 >tfw according to Finnish paganism northern lights are the result of the eternal bleeding of people who received a violent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:30:40 2017 No.9625779 >>9615120 how do you get hashbrowns that perfect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 10:33:45 2017 No.9625793 >>9625472 2000 dollar bill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 11:08:24 2017 No.9625878 >>9616929 How insecure are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:14:51 2017 No.9626457 >>9625766 >a violent You idiot, it was a fucking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:25:23 2017 No.9626487 File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, Food crime.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:28:53 2017 No.9626508 >>9621836 >Hey got anything for me? >Yeah some old carrots I forgot to pick last season. >Brilliant I'd still try it too. It unironically looks delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:36:16 2017 No.9626535 >>9622061 i- why

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 14:37:42 2017 No.9626538 >>9622061 Once he finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill and no tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:17:34 2017 No.9626724 >>9623203 >soyboi

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:20:00 2017 No.9626735 >>9612166 is it true that porn actresses demand more money if it involves a black guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:22:05 2017 No.9626747 >>9626735 yes because they know it will be more popular and make more money for the studio

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:25:03 2017 No.9626759 >>9612030 what the fuck even is this? it looks disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 15:46:34 2017 No.9626828 >>9626747 kek, let me guess, uk? germany?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 16:24:30 2017 No.9626991 >>9623203 and they wonder why no one will embrace their lifestyle. take your rainbows and pizza knifes back to Christopher St. thx kiddo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:17:33 2017 No.9627407 >>9622061 Everything about this is infuriating

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:23:07 2017 No.9627431 >>9622207 EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW Seriously what the fuck is that shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:32:07 2017 No.9627460 >>9626487 >it's a healthy substitute for cheese >adds cheese anyways THESE PEOPLEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 18:56:55 2017 No.9627545 >>9624804 Download CSS and apply it with some addon. That's my guess. Asking /g/ would be a better idea... maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 31 21:34:43 2017 No.9628321 >>9626487 it started off bad and only kept getting worse!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 02:38:05 2017 No.9629382 >>9626487 I love that they were going for the gooey, stringy cheese shot at the end, but cut it abruptly because nothing was going to happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 03:19:54 2017 No.9629442 >>9621377 (Begrudgingly checked) You stupid motherfucker, you don't cook your own Korean BBQ, you sit at the grill and they cook it for you. Leave this board and only return when you've figured out how fucking Google works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 03:21:13 2017 No.9629443 >>9626828 everywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 03:22:51 2017 No.9629444 >>9615120 W2C that pan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 03:34:26 2017 No.9629463 >>9619507 >hay oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 03:43:13 2017 No.9629481 File: 2.95 MB, 720x480, 379693b90fa5c9a54c4e9aaceec2bc02777775f22fa4261e60cb91f232d75a92.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 03:49:47 2017 No.9629494 >>9629481 yikes

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 03:51:55 2017 No.9629497 >>9629481 I've heard of scat fetishism, but puke fetishism? I shouldn't be surprised that this is a thing, but it still grosses me out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 06:11:49 2017 No.9629748 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, crab-chopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] chop chop

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 06:47:32 2017 No.9629809 >>9629748 This kills the crab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 07:28:35 2017 No.9629869 >>9620202 this is a webm thread, not trigger ck thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 08:56:27 2017 No.9630039 Newfriend to /ck/ So this thread contains only 1 webm of delicious food (>>9624804) and none of professional preparation of a delicious dish. Do webm threads on /ck/ have to offer only trash webms like "Tasty" and other shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:08:02 2017 No.9630078 File: 2.23 MB, 640x360, adventures in food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9630039 I'll dump some old webms for you. The webm threads are kinda in ironic shitpost mode at the moment because no one's been making new content for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:08:35 2017 No.9630081 >>9630039 What do you expect from these threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:09:19 2017 No.9630085 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, baking time lapse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:10:37 2017 No.9630090 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, bearnaise in one.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Actually to be fair there are a few new webms in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:12:23 2017 No.9630095 File: 2.67 MB, 1280x720, pommes aligot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:13:33 2017 No.9630102 File: 2.37 MB, 640x360, breakingcheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:14:44 2017 No.9630104 File: 2.76 MB, 800x450, butterflied sardine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:15:34 2017 No.9630107 >>9630085 No joke this is my favorite webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:15:56 2017 No.9630109 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, chicken wings in chinese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:17:37 2017 No.9630115 File: 1.16 MB, 640x360, cookie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9630107 I wish I could find the source in HD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:18:48 2017 No.9630118 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, cucumber decoration.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:19:58 2017 No.9630121 File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, cutting tofu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:21:10 2017 No.9630127 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, drop candy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This whole channel is gold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:22:21 2017 No.9630130 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, drunken crabs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:23:29 2017 No.9630136 File: 1.65 MB, 480x360, dumpling fold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:24:40 2017 No.9630140 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, eleven madison park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:25:51 2017 No.9630145 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, francesinha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:26:35 2017 No.9630146 >>9630121 when your cutting board is a fucking stump

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:27:03 2017 No.9630149 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Frites Show.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:28:24 2017 No.9630156 File: 2.91 MB, 640x480, slow motion duck explosion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9630146 Seems to be a common thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:29:14 2017 No.9630158 >>9630156 >filename.kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:29:21 2017 No.9630159 >>9630104 >>9630102 Very satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:30:57 2017 No.9630168 File: 178 KB, 640x360, garlic puree.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:32:07 2017 No.9630174 File: 2.94 MB, 480x360, giant bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taking a break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:43:41 2017 No.9630213 >>9630168 just from the hands you know it's jacques

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:47:48 2017 No.9630224 >>9630121 I had to check to make sure it wasn't looped at first. >>9630146 >>9630156 That's cool as fuck I've got some gnarled looking olive tree stumps that would be great for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:48:59 2017 No.9630228 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, har gow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:50:07 2017 No.9630230 File: 1.89 MB, 202x360, hexagonal packing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:52:10 2017 No.9630236 File: 2.72 MB, 640x360, ice carving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:53:26 2017 No.9630239 File: 2.18 MB, 640x360, kaya toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:54:37 2017 No.9630245 File: 2.78 MB, 480x360, Lan Zhou La Mian - Singapore.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:54:55 2017 No.9630248 >>9620923 yup

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:55:47 2017 No.9630251 File: 2.71 MB, 854x480, lobster and crab mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 09:55:49 2017 No.9630252 >>9630236 whats the deal with japanese people doing this with ice? just a cool show I guess?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:01:47 2017 No.9630272 >>9619495 hay oil

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:03:51 2017 No.9630280

>>9630252
It's not just Japanese, you'd find that sort of thing at any high-end bar.

A big part of it is that it's a cool show. But it's also somewhat practical: larger chunks of ice, especially a sphere shape, minimizes surface area. That means it cools your drink but dilutes it as little as possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:05:31 2017 No.9630284 >>9630252 It's a bit of a tradition, from when only rich people could afford to have giant blocks of ice cut out of lakes and transported to their house for the sake of refreshing drinks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:06:42 2017 No.9630289 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, mirror cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:07:57 2017 No.9630294 File: 2.93 MB, 800x450, peking duck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:09:09 2017 No.9630298 File: 2.99 MB, 800x450, picanha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:10:20 2017 No.9630302 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, pork pyramid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:11:49 2017 No.9630304 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, rice noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:13:01 2017 No.9630308 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, roast pig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:14:23 2017 No.9630312 File: 2.78 MB, 1024x576, sharpen your damn knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:15:30 2017 No.9630315 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, smoke bomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:16:42 2017 No.9630316 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, soba.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:17:53 2017 No.9630318 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, spaghetti al grana padano.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:19:11 2017 No.9630322 File: 2.94 MB, 800x450, steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:20:33 2017 No.9630328 File: 2.54 MB, 800x450, Tasting Menu - Curtis Duffy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:21:44 2017 No.9630331 File: 2.59 MB, 800x450, Tasting Menu - Mike Bagale.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:22:55 2017 No.9630333 File: 2.69 MB, 800x450, Tasting Menu - Paul Kahan and Perry Hendrix.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:24:03 2017 No.9630341 File: 1.61 MB, 640x360, tofu skin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:24:56 2017 No.9630344 >>9630322 garlic on a steak WTF. only thing a steak should ever have on it is MAYBE pepper and/or salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:26:39 2017 No.9630349 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, zongzi factory.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, I think that's all my nice food webms. More of the rest are industrial factories, street food stalls and alinea desserts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:35:27 2017 No.9630369 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, passionfruit bon bons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait, I've got one new one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:35:28 2017 No.9630370 >>9630095 whats with the exposure on this, i can hardly see anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 10:38:04 2017 No.9630380 >>9630078 now, these are amazing webms, Don't know if they are all yours but thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:27:04 2017 No.9630505 >>9626487 I think avocado mac n cheese is a kinda cool concept. I like how it's green and I think avocado would taste ok, as long as there was actual cheddar in the mac and cheese. It would probably be pretty cool as a theme dish for a halloween party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:29:48 2017 No.9630517 >>9630505 avocado tastes awful hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:36:09 2017 No.9630542 >>9630302 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:37:01 2017 No.9630546 >>9630156 >uniform isn't filthy/greasy >pickups and SUVs in the reflection This isn't Hong Kong! This is Chinatown!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:39:34 2017 No.9630555 >>9630228 that's not har gow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:40:36 2017 No.9630558 >>9612060 Real Canadians wouldn't use that fake corn syrup crap. That is definitely an obese burger family

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:49:28 2017 No.9630589 >>9630127 Their candy is really good I bought the black current and nectar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 11:51:30 2017 No.9630596 >>9630280 How high end are we talking? Cause I've been to a few 20 dollar minimum per drink bars but I didn't get that kind of service

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:18:30 2017 No.9630692 >>9630302 Damn son, that shit was nice

>>	chop Wed Nov 1 12:26:44 2017 No.9630717 >>9630121 >>9630146 >>9630224 It's from "A Bite of China" if I remember correctly. There should be a lot of it on Youtube.

>>	chop Wed Nov 1 12:30:01 2017 No.9630722 >>9630168 Are there cases of some schmuck cutting the absolute shit out of his hand doing this? I always wonder when I'm smashing garlic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:40:16 2017 No.9630745 >>9612893 Can I get the recipe please?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 12:56:17 2017 No.9630798 >>9630289 what is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:09:57 2017 No.9630841 >>9630328 >>9630331 >>9619495 whats the green watery sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:15:00 2017 No.9630859 >>9627460 everytime

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:15:09 2017 No.9630860 >>9612060 that is wal-mart patented "maple!"*(tm)(r) brand flavored corn syrup, a traditional american staple Note the Hawaiian pizza. That ain't no fucking Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:15:12 2017 No.9630862 >>9619778 >>9620661 He's literally just describing a sandwich, what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:27:47 2017 No.9630908 File: 17 KB, 300x250, C6eAGDwhCk-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9629748 The crab is crying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 13:35:04 2017 No.9630927 >>9630315 So you're just supposed to drink it with shards of broken class inside?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 14:56:02 2017 No.9631164 >>9619507 Because you're a poorfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:07:52 2017 No.9631211 >>9612523 >jacques-le-merde >Jacques the Shit So, I take it that video was supposed to be a satire of the frou-frou stuff out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:23:41 2017 No.9631265 >>9630140 >carrot tartare minces a carrot My God. My sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:40:23 2017 No.9631321 >>9630927 erm, that's ice. It's an elaborate ice cube.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:45:22 2017 No.9631339 >>9630230 I swear that's like fuckin' witch craft to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:53:32 2017 No.9631354 >>9612255 COOL WHIP Why the fuck would you call it that, when it's just whipped cream

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:54:48 2017 No.9631358 >>9631354 Cool Whip is not whipped cream, same way Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 15:56:52 2017 No.9631362 >>9630312 That's a Jack vid, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 16:04:34 2017 No.9631382 >>9630596 >20 dollar minimum Try higher

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 16:39:00 2017 No.9631483 >>9630156 this makes me miss the heavy cleaver i had back home, i miss cooking since im at Uni now, senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 16:46:04 2017 No.9631521 >>9620923 No, people who murder other people and eat their corpses are some of the most vile, disgusting humans you could ever encounter. Stop being such a faggot.

Anonymous Wed Nov 1 16:54:14 2017 No.9631549

>>9612414
The 'clever deconstruction of food plating' videos where they plate a torn up Big Mac have become more fucking banal than the thing they're mocking.

There are hundreds of videos making this exact joke for over a decade now, and people just keep fucking making them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 16:57:32 2017 No.9631562 >>9622061 >Dig in!

>>	chop Wed Nov 1 16:58:02 2017 No.9631564 >>9631362 The meat and camerawork are both too good for it to be Jack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 17:10:21 2017 No.9631611 >>9630302 I got hard at the end

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 18:08:06 2017 No.9631837 >>9629748 Are we the bad guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 18:41:48 2017 No.9631995 >>9631837 oh definitely fám

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 18:47:43 2017 No.9632024 >>9630908 Is that why the ocean is so salty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 19:01:06 2017 No.9632089 >>9630213 me too i can almost hear him speaking time to binge some jacques

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 19:02:08 2017 No.9632092 >>9630174 thats fucking impressive

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 19:03:16 2017 No.9632098 >>9630230 after seeing this a bit ago, i've actually used that technique to spread stuff evenly over a baking sheet, fucking chinks and their superior math skills

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 19:07:44 2017 No.9632107 >>9626538 No you would because you wouldn't even get in you poor fucking cuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 19:58:32 2017 No.9632310 >>9630156 Does it ever blow your minds that we cut up corpses on corpses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 20:05:28 2017 No.9632334 >>9631211 go deeper. Jacques = Jack the name is supposed to be Jack Shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 20:05:28 2017 No.9632335 >>9630344 Why not eat it raw you fucking animal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 20:24:37 2017 No.9632407 >>9630860 Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada, bud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 20:25:49 2017 No.9632411 >>9632407 Then why isn't it called Canadian Pizza? Check and m8.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 20:30:21 2017 No.9632432 >>9632411 Most pizza places in Canada call "meatlovers pizza" a "Canadian pizza".

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 1 22:31:11 2017 No.9632902 >>9630039 Webm thread are the humor thread of /ck/. If you don't like the condition then please post webms instead of bitching, fu/ck/er.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 00:45:13 2017 No.9633477 >>9630316 Based channel. Vast majority of his ingredients and recipes are vegan nonsense but he knows how to cook and his presentation is top notch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 01:48:45 2017 No.9633720 File: 2.57 MB, 320x568, Sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:11:59 2017 No.9633972 File: 229 KB, 627x720, 1508166061545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9612060 i can feel my kidneys shutting down

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:13:40 2017 No.9633978 >>9619495 too much oil

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:18:34 2017 No.9633993 >>9621836 >>9622224 That's what she said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 03:36:45 2017 No.9634021 >>9630239 >cheap commercial bread I hate this meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 04:24:51 2017 No.9634114 >>9619495 It'll be fun idea for a kids family restaurant.

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