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Old one about to die

>> No.9612037

Perhaps because you should have let it die...

>> No.9612060
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>> No.9612173

That doesn't look like actual maple syrup.

>> No.9612179

She looks good.

>> No.9612195

That's a legit cute couple.
I hope they're doing well.

>> No.9612226

she's really pretty.
I bet she has a perfect vagina and would make a fine mother

>> No.9612255
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>> No.9612283

Anyone have the whole thing? I want to see the divercity of toppings she puts on the ice cream.

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>> No.9612335

No it's not.

>> No.9612409
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Last thread was bretty gud imo

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>> No.9612420

This one's great.
Thought it was one of those pretentious shitfests at first, only to realize it's giving said shitfests an uppercut.

>> No.9612519

I think it's great. Talk about the importance of presentation vs the meal itself.

>> No.9612523

If you want to know eater.com/2015/8/24/9197745/jacques-le-merde-60-second-tasting-menu-video

>> No.9612541

Why all the empty space on every plating

>> No.9612544

How's it feel be a cuck?

>> No.9612545


>> No.9612546

Negative space. Part of design to create 'balance'

>> No.9612547

That's funnier than the video, but still not very funny.

>> No.9612548

Jesus christ

>> No.9612561

Larger, mostly empty plates, give you the impression you ate less. If you're trying to make it seem fancy, that can help, but it can also lead to underestimating how much you ate and thereby overeating.

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filename checked

>> No.9612708

>that'll be $89.99 plus tip, sir.

>> No.9612732

I want to stick my dick in that.

>> No.9612745


>> No.9612753

>food and cooking
I remember when this board was kinda slow, but still wasnt shit. I really miss that.

>> No.9612764

>4chan board
>Ever not being shit

Have you ever taken a really massive dump and it changes consistency, colour and smell a couple times, like striations in a cliff?

That's 4chan. It's always shit, but you get used to it being a certain kind of shit, then it pulls the rug out from under you and you suddenly have to deal with the new smells/sounds or you get the fuck off the pot.

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>cool whip

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>> No.9612834

Jesus diabetus

>> No.9612840


>> No.9612893
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>> No.9612895

Oh did OP posting something that isn't food or cooking?

>> No.9612899
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oh god. why?

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You've got to eat big to get big, come on!

>> No.9612913
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I'm sure you posted all sorts of great cookalong threads back in the good old days.

>> No.9612929

>That guzzling white yolk
His mouth looks like a girl's mouth after a deepthroat

>> No.9612954

America cannot fall fast enough

>> No.9612966

>implying restaurants don't want you to over eat

>> No.9613087

nouvelle cuisine in a nutshell

>> No.9613101

DAM SON post this in /fit/

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>> No.9613127

how is that a “salad”?

>> No.9613155

I posted full cook along threads for pizza, curry, and ice cream and they got maybe 2 replies a year or two ago the only threads up at that time were fucking joey threads.

>> No.9613176

My mother freaks out when my bro and I eat 6 eggs each.

>> No.9613252

Did we ever find out if he survived?

>> No.9613528

jesus fucking christ

>> No.9613533
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His stomach burst. He died later of eternal bleeding.

>> No.9613551


>> No.9613628

Yes you retard, he was just joshing ya. World record is 141 eggs in 8 minutes.

>> No.9613731
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>> No.9613746

>ice cream melts as he spontanously fucks her on that very table

>> No.9613771

I know a couple of places where I can get shit like this but it's out of a truck, not a condiment bar. They have a huge sign with almost all of these items on it to choose from. Every time I see these webms posted my urge to try it grows but I have no idea what most of the non-gummy candy shit is.

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>> No.9613827

I fucking hate how every retard millenial in my country drinks beer. If it'd shit like corona maybe add lemon and tabasco, but otherwise it's just memes.

>> No.9613832
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>eternal bleeding
That's pretty metal.

>> No.9613852

What exactly is this? I've seen this & a pizza one, but don't know what the white stuff is. What is the "normal" applications?

>> No.9613900

this is the best analogy describing the shifting nature of 4chan I've ever read

>> No.9613920

>tfw you're a mexican in a foreign cointry and miss stuff like micheladas and tacos (I mean real tacos)

>> No.9613929
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>> No.9614034

include me in the screencap

>> No.9614125

It is not really that difficult to eat that much eggs in one day. But in one setting? It is more of competitive eating kind of thing.

>> No.9614126
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>eternal bleeding

>> No.9614134

That is definitely corn ooze, not maple syrup

>> No.9614167

I think - in lieu of the quality of this board - you have to be the first hand experience and film/taste it.

>> No.9614189

my girlfriend asked if she could save this webm to her phone... I can't believe how much of an ice cream addict she is

>> No.9614192


Did you post in the wrong thread?

>> No.9614194

can I haz deporte

>> No.9614198

slowest webm I've ever seen

>> No.9614200


Tell us of your real tacos. I wanna hear.

>> No.9614210

it is all yours my friend ;)

>> No.9614441

It's an ice cream base, so usually just cream/sugar/vanilla

>> No.9614889


>> No.9615004
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Sauce? IF

ya know what I mean.

>> No.9615055

They don't.
Restaurants ideally want you to overpay, not necessarily overeat. that's how they maximize their profits.

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>> No.9615123

>eternal bleeding
Sounds like an awfully slow way to go senpai

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>> No.9615947

who the fuck dips their sausage in the egg? do brits not eat toast?

>> No.9615980

I'm American and I dip sausage in egg even when I have toast.

>> No.9616003

I will dip god damn near anything in yolk. I would like on the stuff if I could. I love eggs.

>> No.9616023

holy kek

>> No.9616031

ngl I laughed out loud when he got the finished product and then dumped more shit on it

>> No.9616043

yeah, just move your fat ass. it says 'do sports'

>> No.9616106

mad respect for this ability

>> No.9616108

He probably threw most of them in the garbage and just posted pics of clean plates. You can't possibly eat 3kg of eggs.

>> No.9616112

There are competitive eaters who can eat way more than that.

>> No.9616256

>intended for grilling
>repels smoke and heat

>> No.9616445

day of the colander when?

>> No.9616448

>if I mash everything up into a bowl it's salad

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>> No.9616457

It's pretty good with fruit salad, I think.

>> No.9616467

Newfags everywhere.

>> No.9616929
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>saw a white woman and a black guy yesterday at work
>this can't be happening
>there is a mulato child
>sure isn't theirs
>be second cashier
>she calls mulato her child
>second mulato chimes in

>> No.9616933

>being this new

>> No.9616939

I remember learning this in uni, all you need were a pair of tweezers and instagram for reference. got high marks for literally plagiarizing shit was cash

>> No.9616947
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Jesus isn't wherever this came from.

>> No.9616949

What is this hell?

>> No.9616964

That's exactly what a newfag would say.

>> No.9617782

just found this

>> No.9619495
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>> No.9619507

I can't pinpoint why I find this video so offensive.

>> No.9619510

Hooh boy, you faggots are gonna get real mad about this one!

>> No.9619518

>that'll be $85 plus tip

>> No.9619540

Because the faggot acts like he's a god damn sociologist.

>> No.9619556

I'd make a point of giving myself a tip I think. Who orders something like this?

>> No.9619577

I defy anyone to explain exactly what's wrong with this

>> No.9619597

if you have to pay someone else for you to cook your own fucking egg, you deserve to be killed

>> No.9619617

Production used artistic shots, making the process seem special and delicate. this coupled with his stupid monologue about the technically precise, rustic, and over-the-top cooking process for simply cooking an egg, made the whole thing seem artificial, forced, and pedantic.
This man should be forced to spend a month in a Somalian village with landfill-found Teflon pans and rusty metal utensil.

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>> No.9619850
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Oh christ, this has made me dislike him even more.
>it's like, the perfect food, man
>u can like put stuff on it and eat it
Absolutely infuriating, this cunt.

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>all that candy on top of candy mixed in with candy hot sauce and fruit juice

No wonder Mexicans are fucking fat and short

>> No.9620368

You can haz deported you disgusting beaner. Shove a lime up your woman's butthole and never season pizza with it again.

>> No.9620371



I remember doing shit like this when I was anorexic

>> No.9620377

What do you think they expected you to do? Something original in a practice that's been going on since before we even became homo sapiens?

You will never have an original idea in food.

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Who the fuck is this retard?

>> No.9620392

Top lel

She missed the bin, the other half should have been thrown there too. Bananas are gay and stupid fruits that taste like fairy semen.

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>knowing what fairy semen tastes like to have that point of reference
I take it you're also an authority on how to eat out a leprechaun butthole right

>> No.9620654

I don't even like (cavendish) bananas and that infuriates me.

>> No.9620661

>Man discovers sandwich.webm

>> No.9620901

Are you fucking brain dead, it's not the ice cream she's interested in. You should have her checked out for lesbianism.

>> No.9620923

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that people who regularly eat food served in this manner and some of the most vile, disgusting humans you could ever encounter

>> No.9620939
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>> No.9621231
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>200 bucks sir

>> No.9621247

The egg is overdone.

>> No.9621351

I know this a video to appease flyover to send the message that high end food just is all in the plating but the plates still look like garbage and not even close to Michelin star plates. not that the dumb flyovers in this thread would recognize that though.

>> No.9621376

How upset are you right now man

>> No.9621377

I bet you would throw an autistic hissy fit that would get you and your flyover parents thrown out of the restaurant when you go to a Korean BBQ

>> No.9621381

>le upset? xD

It's just sad to see that this board is entertained by something clearly aimed at know it all teenagers and Redditors

>> No.9621386

Keep that stick up your ass man, don't forget to spout a few more /ck/ approved buzzwords as well.

>> No.9621392

funny how retards always use that phrase when you don't find their stupid antics funnny. "put that stick out of your ass" "just turn your brain off! xD" No. Kys

>> No.9621394
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>When ur food sucks ass but at least some aids carrier pozzed it up to look pretty

>> No.9621396

you seem triggered but I don't know exactly by what.

>> No.9621408

Did someone in a flyover state hurt you anon?

>> No.9621426

a bunch of them once came out of the woods and slung their feces and rocks against my plane .

>> No.9621475

But I ordered the omelette

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>> No.9621506

He's the head chef at Noma in Copenhagen, rated the best restaurant in the world.

>> No.9621514
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they would fucking refuse that in auschwitz im sure

>> No.9621516


America was a mistake

>> No.9621522

How do you go through the entire process of making this video and not think "this is a bad idea"

>> No.9621551

You don't have to be a pretentious cunt to enjoy food and cooking, anon. Like it or not, 99% of this board and the human race are unpretentious normal ass people who just like stuff that tastes good.

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>> No.9622207
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>> No.9622224

"My intention was to take this carrot and treat it like a piece of meat"

>> No.9622228

What? You don't cook your steaks for two hours?

>> No.9622253

Do you like interracial porn /ck/?

>> No.9622295


I mean, if you put a steak into a sous vide...

>> No.9622432



>> No.9622447


We just add more toppings holmes.

Viva la raza!

>> No.9622862
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>> No.9623203
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everybody's favorite

>> No.9623233

Is that Saavik?

>> No.9623325

>Tfw no gf who makes ice cream from her juicy tit milk for me

>> No.9623343

>Falling for the propaganda this hard
They know they can make you give up on your dreams if they show you contrary images enough. You must learn to kill the part of your brain that associates images with reality. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>> No.9623439
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>beer cocktail

>> No.9623447

wtf, why pick up the pizza if you're just going to put it back down to cut it. just pat off the oil off the plate

>> No.9623457

has anyone actually tried shit like this? it looks p popular on wherever the hell it is so it must be good for some people. also what is it called

>> No.9623465

>degreasing pizza
ulli's functional twin from another mother?

>> No.9623474

i've watched it a few times and there's just so much wrong with it. green screen looking background. eats pizza UPSIDE DOWN. doesn't even cut the pizza all the way. gloves for NO REASON

>> No.9623502

Sorry, I was actually thinking more of the wording sounding overly sexual.

Uli's more functional than that freak.

>> No.9623510

Do they put that green vomit on everything?

>> No.9623580


Those tables must be a pain in the dick to clean.

>> No.9623606

I gagged

>> No.9623622

They pop a mat down.

>> No.9624804
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Off topic, anyone know how I can keep these Halloween theme permanently?

>> No.9624874


>> No.9625282

This sounds like a vegan

>> No.9625313

>never stuffed his sausage in an egg
virgin detected

>> No.9625317

day of the rake when?

>> No.9625323


>> No.9625336

It would have been easier if the eggs weren't burnt.

>> No.9625472

what does this summon

>> No.9625570


>> No.9625633


You must make a sacrifice to the skeleton gods.

Real talk, no idea. Maybe you can find something in the meta boards?

>> No.9625766

>tfw according to Finnish paganism northern lights are the result of the eternal bleeding of people who received a violent.

>> No.9625779

how do you get hashbrowns that perfect?

>> No.9625793


2000 dollar bill.

>> No.9625878

How insecure are you?

>> No.9626457

>a violent
You idiot, it was a fucking.

>> No.9626487
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>> No.9626508

>Hey got anything for me?
>Yeah some old carrots I forgot to pick last season.
I'd still try it too. It unironically looks delicious.

>> No.9626535

i- why

>> No.9626538

Once he finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill and no tip.

>> No.9626724


>> No.9626735

is it true that porn actresses demand more money if it involves a black guy?

>> No.9626747

yes because they know it will be more popular and make more money for the studio

>> No.9626759

what the fuck even is this? it looks disgusting

>> No.9626828

kek, let me guess, uk? germany?

>> No.9626991

and they wonder why no one will embrace their lifestyle. take your rainbows and pizza knifes back to Christopher St. thx kiddo

>> No.9627407

Everything about this is infuriating

>> No.9627431


Seriously what the fuck is that shit

>> No.9627460

>it's a healthy substitute for cheese

>adds cheese anyways


>> No.9627545

Download CSS and apply it with some addon.
That's my guess.
Asking /g/ would be a better idea... maybe.

>> No.9628321

it started off bad and only kept getting worse!!

>> No.9629382

I love that they were going for the gooey, stringy cheese shot at the end, but cut it abruptly because nothing was going to happen.

>> No.9629442

>>9621377 (Begrudgingly checked)
You stupid motherfucker, you don't cook your own Korean BBQ, you sit at the grill and they cook it for you. Leave this board and only return when you've figured out how fucking Google works.

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>> No.9629444

W2C that pan?

>> No.9629463

>hay oil

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>> No.9629497

I've heard of scat fetishism, but puke fetishism? I shouldn't be surprised that this is a thing, but it still grosses me out.

>> No.9629748
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chop chop

>> No.9629809

This kills the crab.

>> No.9629869

this is a webm thread, not trigger ck thread

>> No.9630039

Newfriend to /ck/
So this thread contains only 1 webm of delicious food (>>9624804) and none of professional preparation of a delicious dish.

Do webm threads on /ck/ have to offer only trash webms like "Tasty" and other shit?

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I'll dump some old webms for you. The webm threads are kinda in ironic shitpost mode at the moment because no one's been making new content for a while.

>> No.9630081

What do you expect from these threads?

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Actually to be fair there are a few new webms in here.

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>> No.9630107

No joke this is my favorite webm

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I wish I could find the source in HD.

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This whole channel is gold.

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>> No.9630140
File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, eleven madison park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630145
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, francesinha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630146

when your cutting board is a fucking stump

>> No.9630149
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Frites Show.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630156
File: 2.91 MB, 640x480, slow motion duck explosion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Seems to be a common thing.

>> No.9630158


>> No.9630159


Very satisfying.

>> No.9630168
File: 178 KB, 640x360, garlic puree.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630174
File: 2.94 MB, 480x360, giant bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Taking a break.

>> No.9630213

just from the hands you know it's jacques

>> No.9630224

I had to check to make sure it wasn't looped at first.

That's cool as fuck I've got some gnarled looking olive tree stumps that would be great for this.

>> No.9630228
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, har gow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630230
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>> No.9630236
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File: 2.18 MB, 640x360, kaya toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630245
File: 2.78 MB, 480x360, Lan Zhou La Mian - Singapore.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>> No.9630251
File: 2.71 MB, 854x480, lobster and crab mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630252

whats the deal with japanese people doing this with ice? just a cool show I guess?

>> No.9630272

hay oil

>> No.9630280

It's not just Japanese, you'd find that sort of thing at any high-end bar.

A big part of it is that it's a cool show. But it's also somewhat practical: larger chunks of ice, especially a sphere shape, minimizes surface area. That means it cools your drink but dilutes it as little as possible.

>> No.9630284

It's a bit of a tradition, from when only rich people could afford to have giant blocks of ice cut out of lakes and transported to their house for the sake of refreshing drinks.

>> No.9630289
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, mirror cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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File: 2.78 MB, 1024x576, sharpen your damn knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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File: 2.94 MB, 800x450, steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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File: 2.54 MB, 800x450, Tasting Menu - Curtis Duffy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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File: 2.59 MB, 800x450, Tasting Menu - Mike Bagale.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630333
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>> No.9630341
File: 1.61 MB, 640x360, tofu skin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9630344

garlic on a steak

WTF. only thing a steak should ever have on it is MAYBE pepper and/or salt

>> No.9630349
File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, zongzi factory.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Alright, I think that's all my nice food webms. More of the rest are industrial factories, street food stalls and alinea desserts.

>> No.9630369
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, passionfruit bon bons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Wait, I've got one new one.

>> No.9630370

whats with the exposure on this, i can hardly see anything

>> No.9630380

now, these are amazing webms, Don't know if they are all yours but thank you very much.

>> No.9630505

I think avocado mac n cheese is a kinda cool concept. I like how it's green and I think avocado would taste ok, as long as there was actual cheddar in the mac and cheese. It would probably be pretty cool as a theme dish for a halloween party.

>> No.9630517

avocado tastes awful hot

>> No.9630542

holy shit

>> No.9630546

>uniform isn't filthy/greasy
>pickups and SUVs in the reflection

This isn't Hong Kong! This is Chinatown!

>> No.9630555

that's not har gow.

>> No.9630558

Real Canadians wouldn't use that fake corn syrup crap. That is definitely an obese burger family

>> No.9630589

Their candy is really good I bought the black current and nectar.

>> No.9630596

How high end are we talking? Cause I've been to a few 20 dollar minimum per drink bars but I didn't get that kind of service

>> No.9630692

Damn son, that shit was nice

>> No.9630717

It's from "A Bite of China" if I remember correctly. There should be a lot of it on Youtube.

>> No.9630722

Are there cases of some schmuck cutting the absolute shit out of his hand doing this? I always wonder when I'm smashing garlic.

>> No.9630745

Can I get the recipe please?

>> No.9630798

what is this?

>> No.9630841

whats the green watery sauce?

>> No.9630859


>> No.9630860

that is wal-mart patented "maple!"*(tm)(r) brand flavored corn syrup, a traditional american staple
Note the Hawaiian pizza. That ain't no fucking Canadian.

>> No.9630862

He's literally just describing a sandwich, what the fuck

>> No.9630908
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The crab is crying.

>> No.9630927

So you're just supposed to drink it with shards of broken class inside?

>> No.9631164

Because you're a poorfag

>> No.9631211

>Jacques the Shit

So, I take it that video was supposed to be a satire of the frou-frou stuff out there.

>> No.9631265

>carrot tartare
minces a carrot
My God. My sides.

>> No.9631321

erm, that's ice. It's an elaborate ice cube.

>> No.9631339

I swear that's like fuckin' witch craft to me.

>> No.9631354


Why the fuck would you call it that, when it's just whipped cream

>> No.9631358

Cool Whip is not whipped cream, same way Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.

>> No.9631362

That's a Jack vid, isn't it?

>> No.9631382

>20 dollar minimum
Try higher

>> No.9631483

this makes me miss the heavy cleaver i had back home, i miss cooking since im at Uni now, senpai

>> No.9631521

No, people who murder other people and eat their corpses are some of the most vile, disgusting humans you could ever encounter. Stop being such a faggot.

>> No.9631549

The 'clever deconstruction of food plating' videos where they plate a torn up Big Mac have become more fucking banal than the thing they're mocking.

There are hundreds of videos making this exact joke for over a decade now, and people just keep fucking making them.

>> No.9631562

>Dig in!

>> No.9631564

The meat and camerawork are both too good for it to be Jack.

>> No.9631611

I got hard at the end

>> No.9631837

Are we the bad guys?

>> No.9631995

oh definitely fám

>> No.9632024

Is that why the ocean is so salty?

>> No.9632089

me too

i can almost hear him speaking

time to binge some jacques

>> No.9632092

thats fucking impressive

>> No.9632098

after seeing this a bit ago, i've actually used that technique to spread stuff evenly over a baking sheet, fucking chinks and their superior math skills

>> No.9632107

No you would because you wouldn't even get in you poor fucking cuck

>> No.9632310

Does it ever blow your minds that we cut up corpses on corpses?

>> No.9632334

go deeper. Jacques = Jack
the name is supposed to be Jack Shit

>> No.9632335

Why not eat it raw you fucking animal.

>> No.9632407

Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada, bud.

>> No.9632411

Then why isn't it called Canadian Pizza? Check and m8.

>> No.9632432

Most pizza places in Canada call "meatlovers pizza" a "Canadian pizza".

>> No.9632902

Webm thread are the humor thread of /ck/.
If you don't like the condition then please post webms instead of bitching, fu/ck/er.

>> No.9633477

Based channel.
Vast majority of his ingredients and recipes are vegan nonsense but he knows how to cook and his presentation is top notch.

>> No.9633720
File: 2.57 MB, 320x568, Sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.9633972
File: 229 KB, 627x720, 1508166061545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

i can feel my kidneys shutting down

>> No.9633978

too much oil

>> No.9633993

That's what she said.

>> No.9634021

>cheap commercial bread

I hate this meme

>> No.9634114

It'll be fun idea for a kids family restaurant.

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