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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43_N1lPDcbA

>> No.9609175

>>9609164
>Pour soup over your mashed potatoes for a full meal

That is absolute poverty tier.

>> No.9609183

sips

>> No.9609201

>>9609175
>>9609175
everything about that commercial... the ratty clothes, the soulless apartment setting, the couples with no children, the poorfag furniture.

it's fucking poetry.

>> No.9609524

>>9609201
>couples with no children
>poverty
Pick one

>> No.9609555

>>9609164
Im winning this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_eC-s-b-zw

>> No.9609568

>$4 a meal
I spend around $10 -$15 for food everyday.

Is that poorfag?

>> No.9609626

>>9609568
True poorfags eat for under $3 a day. I could even make the "$4 bucks" meal in the commercial for $2 or less.

>> No.9609643
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9609643

>>9609555
oh jesus christ that cola """"pasta""""

>> No.9609673
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9609673

>>9609555

>> No.9610233
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9610233

Does Banquet even advertise. I feel kinda sad when i see people buying that at the grocery store.

FFS nigga you deserve the boston market meal for 50 cents more

>> No.9610348

>>9609568
>I spend around -$15 for food everyday.
I wish I got paid to eat

>> No.9610357

>>9609555

>ramen apple pie

Dear God, no.

>> No.9610361

>>9610348
>paid to eat
Some people actually have jobs, don't waste money on anime merchandise or games, and genuinely enjoy the experience of a meal rather than seeing it as surviving.

>> No.9610365

>>9609568
I could survive a week off of $15. Generally I eat about $4 worth per day.

>> No.9610379

>>9609555
Good work, Anon!

>> No.9610383
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9610383

>> No.9610385

>>9610383
My Dad would make this for me when I was kid. The cheese was always so hot it would slide off the crust and burn my stupid face. I was not a smart child.

>> No.9610398

>>9610361
He was pretending to mistakenly understand that you spend "negative fifteen" dollars to eat, therefore receiving money rather than expending it.

>> No.9610401

>>9609555
>ramen pizza
>just mix ramen with eggs for the "crust"
>homemade pizza dough is only like 30 cents anyways

>> No.9610402

>>9610385
Just reading your post, I can feel the little melted skin tags hanging from my mouthroof.

>> No.9610419
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9610419

>>9610383
You are like a little baby.

>> No.9610425

>>9610402
Fuck that's bringing me back
Could had it just cool down for a few minutes but I was so hungry I couldn't just fucking wait. lol

>> No.9610738

>>9609555
Good Lord.

>> No.9610742
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9610742

>>9610419
>Blocks your path
>Frees up your remaining cash

>> No.9610773

>>9609555
I can't not love Cathy Mitchell.

>> No.9610984

>>9610773
>When its sunday and you missed church and the game isnt on for another couple hours.

Kathy is the only penance you get.

>> No.9610994

>>9609643
Better than the rib joint dude

>> No.9610996

>>9610398
Aw shit that some wack science dawg

>> No.9610998

>>9610402
You mean mouth ceiling

>> No.9611002

>>9610984
There's like ten hours of football on Sunday dude it's from when u wake up to when u go to bed

>> No.9611014

>>9609555

Jesus Christ, this is prison tier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F6Ipk3Ccsk

>> No.9611073
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9611073

aint no vitamins in this shit

>> No.9611085

>>9609164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfZ9TGPzsow

>> No.9611087

>>9611073
What does this shit taste like ? Melted popsicle?

>> No.9611154

>>9611087
tastes like purple sugar
honestly has no flavour besides purple and sugar

>> No.9611160

>>9611002
Not when you only have basic cable and you have no internet, like most households in the 90's

>> No.9611180

>>9609555
I-is this what flyover is?

>> No.9611227
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9611227

>>9611073
>>9611087

>> No.9611318

>>9611087
it tastes like DRANK, nigga

>> No.9611324

>>9609164
This would be tasty if it was a proper homemade beef stew rather than a can of runny dog-food.

Fuck I can still taste the awful childhood memories of canned beef stew.

>> No.9611344

>>9609164
>that latest comment

4chan in da house.

>> No.9611351
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9611351

>>9610773
This is the only thing I've ever seen her in and I wasn't sure if she was a real chef or not. After watching that ramen infomercial, I'm still not sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q95-6MFoNBQ

>> No.9611352

>>9610233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgDED7WYhvI

>> No.9611380

>>9610998
You mean hard palate.

>> No.9611395

>>9609555
where the link to the pdf tho

>> No.9611398
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9611398

>>9609555
>Yes, cola!
It just gets worse after that, Jesus

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9611425

>>9611352
Why were women in the 70s so much more attractive fuuuuck

Food related this is the best poorfag food

>> No.9611434

>>9610398
>He
Uh, you may be on the wrong board.

>> No.9611490

>>9611425
>Textured vegetable protein added
W-what?

>> No.9611566

>>9609555
>ramen hommus
I find this very intriguing.

>> No.9611583

>>9609164
>poor
>people
These two things don't go together.

>> No.9611598

>>9610402

For whatever reason, I read that as roofmouth and boy howdy did I ever laugh.

>> No.9611604

>>9611490
TVP bruh, It's actually good stuff if seasoned right
I wouldn't trust that burrito

>> No.9611723

>>9609555
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_eC-s-b-zw
Try as I might, I can't find the PDF, only a scammy link. The original site doesn't even work.

>> No.9611728

>>9609164
>$4 for a meal is supposed to be impressive
I did the math and can make delicious stir fry for less than $3 a person. $4 isn't cheap at all, especially eating slop like that

>> No.9611771

>>9611085

>"baked without butterfat"

ahh yes... back when it was settled science that transfat was healthier than saturated fat.

>> No.9611776

>>9609555
How many of these recipes would be better if you just don't add the ramen.

>> No.9611781

>>9611154
What does purple taste like?

>> No.9611783

>>9611073

The purplest of drankz

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9611792

>>9611425

>1996
>still culturally acceptable to use sex to sell soup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C121cUwvb0w

>> No.9611826

>>9609524
>he fell for the childless life meme
See you in 50 years

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9611829

>>9610742
When the "Real milk" symbol is on the box, you know that it's cheapotown

>> No.9611841
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9611841

>>9611425
70s women are sexy because they weren't degenerate tattoo'd half head shaven hair dyed pierced roasties. Traditional women are kino, all other women garbage tier.

>> No.9611873

>>9611781
tastes like darker red

>> No.9612091

>>9611792
Chopping the fuck out of those chives

>> No.9612129

>>9609555
Only ramen clusterfuck I've ever made and enjoyed was the ramen omelette.

>> No.9612138

>>9611073
This is the shit from my childhood that I could never remember. That smooth creamy purple taste sticks with you.

>> No.9613356
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9613356

>tfw year-round McRibs

>> No.9613581
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9613581

>>9610383
>Spending $4 for a frozen pizza
Richfag detected.

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9613830

>literal crumbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFjctVBg6K8

>> No.9614237

>>9613581
That pic right there is unironically the best frozen pizza if you add extra cheese and hot sauce and it only costs $1.25.

>> No.9614265

>>9614237
They used go be a dollar though

>> No.9614293

My vote is anything Auntie Fee made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

>> No.9614294
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9614294

>>9609555

>> No.9614315

>>9613356
Here in Germany we can buy McRibs all the time at McD.

>> No.9614345

>>9609555
Wow, she sounds more similar to the way jaboody makes her sound like than I thought. Also CHECKED.

>> No.9614359

>>9614265
I know, pisses me off. Fuckers changed it to a square and thought that was worth raising the price 25%. Thanks, Herr Shekelstein.

>> No.9614379

poor people get that EBT tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzspsovNvII

>> No.9614381

>>9609555
You seemed to have linked to the wrong version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adZ0-_M6S0&t=0s

>> No.9614396

>>9614359
They also got rid of the cardboard box that doubled as a plate to eat it off of.

>> No.9614399

>>9614293
I love this lady's attitude. She's more real than any youtube chef I know of.

>> No.9614433

>>9611826
What? Poor people have a shit ton of kids. That's why Mexicans are taking over

>> No.9614457

>>9614379

i looked into getting ebt. you have to be absurdly poor to get it

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9614542

>>9614457

You must not have kids, EBT is meant for old people and kids and the disabled. I have a coworker that makes more than me and braggs about getting 800 a month in food stamps. Since her and her "baby daddy" are not married they dont count his income. So thats why she drives a used escalade on big flashy rims. Out of kicks I looked to see how much I would get online and I would get a whopping 7 dollars a month for only 3 months lol.

>> No.9614768

>>9609555
HYPHY

>> No.9614779

>>9614542
How dare you subtly shame that brave woman.

>> No.9614808

>>9609555
>raw ramen on salad

>> No.9614829

>>9609555
Am I the only one reminded of Sweet Sundae Ramen by this?

>> No.9614858

Are poor whites the worst poors foodwise?

>> No.9615113

>>9609555
>ramen apple pie
Who allowed this monstrosity

>> No.9615325

>>9614542
This, it's all about either not reporting your income, or keeping yourself otherwise separated from your actual source of income.

>> No.9615400

>>9614542

Needs to be pointed out that this anon thinks driving a used Escalade with big flashy rims counts as living the high life.

Who gives a fuck about the small-time crooks at the bottom when the bigtime crooks on Wall St are doing one thousand times worse and it's all legal?

>> No.9615461

>>9609555
I don't think that my eyes have gotten this wide in a long time. That was just so wrong.

>> No.9615494

>>9611792
fuuuuck what a qt

>> No.9615516

>>9614379
this is one of the most racist things ive ever seen lol surprised theres no public backlash

>> No.9615526
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9615526

>>9609555
Anon does indeed win the thread. I've always imagined that cunt being a despicable person. She's got a smile and a gaze in her eye that said, "I'm dead inside and I'm taking you all back to hell with me as soon as the director yells, "Cut!"

>> No.9615535

>>9609555
Does she actually eat any of the shit she advertises?

>> No.9615541

>>9611073
The balck man's wine

>> No.9615555

>>9609555
>mitchell

thine countenance doth bewratheth thee, jew

>> No.9615626

>>9615400
No you dumb nigger, a stupid ghetto slut should be driving a run down piece of shit car that takes about 6 turns to get the engine to start and should be in constant fear of the engine failing at every stop light.

>> No.9615649
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9615649

>>9609555
Ramen was a mistake.

>> No.9615658

>>9609164
I'm the kind of person who would eat anything, I would eat the super trashy food for stoners you cook in a microwave, I would eat super fancy stuff, I would eat fat hipster burgers with ten avocados in them or a super healthy salad, I just enjoy food and I like eating
I don't get why you spend so much time complaining about food other people eat, sure maybe you can make something better but that doesn't make it disgusting

>> No.9615664

>>9615626
>driving a run down piece of shit car that takes about 6 turns to get the engine to start and should be in constant fear of the engine failing at every stop light.

bruh you must not know cars if you think a Cadillac (GM owned) is reliable lmao.

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9615675

>>9615649
So was giving a key of kings to a whiny girl.

>> No.9615681

>>9614542
>Work at target
>See people swipe their EBT's for cell phones video games
>8 years later, work at a preschool children in poverty
>EBT really DOES help the poor people improve on their life.
Mixed feelings.

>> No.9615683

>>9615400
How bout you fuck off nigger. I went from blue collar to white collar, doing 8+ hour shifts. It just now I sit in a chair instead of doing manual labor. These people abuse the system.

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9615692

>>9611771
Trans fats are saturated fats you eneducated fucking cretin

>> No.9615704
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>>9615692
My organic chemistry is rusty, but pretty sure transfat is unsaturated fat.

Trans means the orientation of the carbon chain around the double carbon bond. The bond "twists" the carbon chain so on either side of the bond the molecule is inversed.

Saturation is referring to the numbers of hydrogen bonds per carbon, a saturated fat is where the entire carbon chain is bonded to hydrogens fully. Only way to have an unsaturated fat is having double bonds somewhere in the carbon chain.

So therefore, transfat is unsaturated fat.

>> No.9615718

>>9615704
My orgo isn’t rusty because I’m not special
It twists out because of the saturation, if it didn’t, it wouldn’t have enough space for the hydrogens

>> No.9615724

>>9615718
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturated_fat

go eat ass with your none rusty mouth.

>> No.9615730

>>9615718
>>9615724

furthermore you unrustiness, the only way to have a trans configuration is through a double or triple bond, because the bond is unrotateable.

By having a double bond it makes the molecule unsaturated by definition.

Go eat some books.

>> No.9615734

>>9615675
Kinda hard to think right when you've just been beheaded.

>> No.9615735

>>9615730
I eat more books than god

>> No.9615799

>>9615683

You even admit it, mate. You just said that you (like me) have gone from being one kind of wageslave to another, and you recognise that there's little difference (and no real basis for superiority).

I'm not saying these people don't cheat the system, I'm just saying we should care about the big-time crooks before the small-time cheats.

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9615846

>>9610233
i have no shame with muh frozen meals I take to work. ive eaten banquet so many times. they had the full meals for a dollar for a long time, but since our economy is doing so "well" recently, prices of everything increase. jews measure the economy by a few factors that fuck us all, they actually kvetch if inflation isnt high enough while for us poor peasants, low inflation is good. I want my 1 dollar tostinos pizzas, you fucking kikes! Now they are roughly 1.25.
the good news is those boston market meals you meantioned and shitty banquet have a magical time period during "bull" markets where prices seem to compress together before spreading out again. So I could get a stack of boston market and "mid shelf" work meals for even less than 50 cent more than banquet.

someone please come to my house and shoot me in my sleep.

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9615950

>>9614293
>>9614399
It made me unironically sad when she died

F

>> No.9616359

>>9614293
How could I have missed Auntie Fee all these years? Why did no one tell me?

>> No.9617384

>>9609555
>GRANDMA'S RAMEN APPLEPIE

Society has failed.

>> No.9617391

>>9616359
She died earlier this year unfortunately ): So no more new Auntie Fee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnIMCpevwTs

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9617407

>>9609555
God damn

>> No.9617433

>>9611792
>honey, could you bring me another bowl of Home Cookin for our neighbor?
no one talks like this

>> No.9617440

>>9611841
also being 10 pounds over weight meant you were called a blimp in public

>> No.9617452

>>9615400
(((wall street))) does not still my bike
>>9615681
It seems to work with everyone but ghetto niggers. An catholic Vietnamese family I knew was ashamed to have to go on food stamps since the guy was out of a job. He found one within two months and got off

>> No.9617456

>>9615846
the dollar store near my house sometimes gets those kino meals that normally cost 3 bucks and sells them for 99 c

>> No.9617506

>>9617433
>implying this is the only implausible part of the commercial

>> No.9617621

>>9609555
I'm pretty sure Gaki no Tsukai did this as a joke, their sketch wasn't meant to be taken seriously...

>> No.9617691

>>9611318
Lold

>> No.9618130
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9618130

>>9610361
>he doesn't spend his wagecuck shekels on his waifu
be ashamed, normalfriend.

>> No.9618136

>>9610402
I once chewed into the crust, and a large piece of it stabbed me really fucking far into my mouthroof. Had to pull it out with my fingers, and then I bled like a stuck pig for 20 minutes.

Pizza battles can be really fucking rough

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9618152

>>9609555
>a can of cola

>> No.9618154

>>9609555
Are you sure this isn't a piece of satire?

>> No.9618163
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9618163

>>9614294
>implying Satan wouldn't instantly buy that shit, if she saw it on devil network

>> No.9618184

>>9611398
L O V E T H A T C R U N C H

>> No.9618348

>>9609164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAMOpTE4ytY

>> No.9618560

>>9618130
That guy has freakishly short fingers.

>> No.9619559

>>9609164
wowee

>> No.9619568

>>9614433
Household size directly correlates with income.

>> No.9619607

anyone got the "Now melts!" fake ass cheese?

>> No.9619612

>>9613581
>party pizza
>eat it alone so I stay alive

>> No.9619615

>>9619568
Yes the larger the family, the poorer you are

>> No.9620054

https://youtu.be/IukTiqAqVBM

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9620525

>>9609164
Strictly for people too poor to eat at Five Guys.

>> No.9620540

>>9620054
>implying poor people water comes from anywhere but the tap

>> No.9620592

>>9620540
dumb people water comes from plastic bottles

>> No.9620612

>>9610419
>mfw i eat these
>mfw i cant afford anything else
>mfw i cant afford a reaction image

>> No.9621332

>>9609201
>its fucking poverty
FTFY

>> No.9621379

>>9613356
>oncor

awesome they provide Texas electric service and mcribs

>> No.9621406

>>9609164
Do non-poors still watch broadcast television?

>> No.9621859

>>9611085
>three am in the morning

>> No.9622194

>>9621859
DONT TALK

JUST EAT

>> No.9622201

>>9609164
>*prepared with microwave instant potatoes
fucking poor people

>> No.9622209

>>9622201
...How do you make mashed potatoes in the microwave? Even instant mash is made on the stovetop.

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>>9615846

>> No.9622241

he looks like, no honey these are really good.

>> No.9622263

>>9609164
Why is John Goodman in a soup commercial?

>> No.9622272

>>9615846

It's fucking hilarious 'Merican liberals are all rabidly pro Palestine & Muslims & Anti-Semetic.

History keeps repeating itself.