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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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what would you do if someone mushed your perfectly plated food just as you were taking a photo of it for your instagram?

>> No.9605721

>>9605711
Hahahahaha all those guys look like faggot

>> No.9605722

>>9605711
that's funny.
what's instagram?

>> No.9605734

Eat it.

>> No.9605739

>>9605711
Lmao that bitch twords the end.

>> No.9605757

this brings me tremendous happiness

>> No.9605760

>>9605711
definitely not staged

>> No.9605763

Favourite one is the afro faggot trying to snitch because his instagram pic was ruined

>> No.9606639

I would seriously FUCK. HIM. UP.

>> No.9606675

>>9606639
For all of them but the last one I'd be like "Haha bro you got me now that I think about it takin pictures of my food is kinda retarded isn't it? Anyways, lets eat."

But that last one? Where he fucked up my food and some of it flew off my plate? I'd beat the shit out of him.

>> No.9606681

>>9605711
Good. They deserve it.

>> No.9606695

>>9606675
pretty much this

>> No.9606697

>>9605763
>"H-he ruined mah food!"
>"Oh shit, he's got a fork."
Snitches get stitches.

>> No.9606732

>>9605711
Kill myself from having an instagram account.

>> No.9606751

I don't eat in public or with others

>> No.9606757

>>9606675
This, taking pictures of food isnt that important so I'd just laugh but when he actually ruins the food? fuck you

>> No.9606833

Met some guy who took pics of every restaurant meal he ate and "shared" it on FB or whatever. Why do people do this? To impress others? Who is going to be impressed by someone going to a restaurant?

>> No.9606840

that cookie wrecking at the end was going to far

>> No.9606880

>>9606840
>>9606757
>>9606675
oh no an entire chocolate chip cookie, what a travesty

>> No.9607839

realize how much of a faggot i am for trying to take said picture

>> No.9607859

faggots taking pics of food for social media = cancer

>> No.9607879

>>9607859
What about on /ck/?

4chan is social media.

>> No.9608713

>>9607879
damn rly makes u think

>> No.9608783

>>9607879
on /ck/ everyone is automatically a faggot and you don't get "feel good" points (also called likes) because you are some anon who will be forgotten after thirty seconds and your thread will 404 in few days.

>> No.9608856
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9608856

I would fuckin lose it.

>> No.9608971

>>9608783
It's a boner booster at the time, and they start to try to develop a personality. namefags/tripfags are fucking cancer. a one time thing isn't weird or bad
i've personally never contributed to this board, and I've been here longer than you

>> No.9609173

>>9606675
>>9606840
Why did the guy take a picture of his cookie and brownies anyway? Who's he trying to impress?

>> No.9609180

>>9608971
>and I've been here longer than you
I am an old fag who has been here since 2013, fite me.

>> No.9609191

>>9605711
>Having instagram
>Taking pictures of my food to post on social media

I would kill myself before anyone could mush it

>> No.9609231

>>9609173
maybe he wants to spice up is calorie log with pictures?

>> No.9609506

>>9605711
assuming this was someone I knew I'd just grab something off their plate and throw it on the ground and theyd not try that shit again

if this is a stranger Id beat their shit in

>> No.9609521

>>9609506
Mr tough guy!

>> No.9609624

>>9609521
meh i never get violent but I also never have people pull that type of shit on me, not everyone on 4chan is a beta faggot I know thats hard to believe

>> No.9609637

>>9608856
ive seen a lot, and i mean a lot of fucking shit in my day, and this image disturbs me to the point where i cannot look at it.

>> No.9609646

>>9605711
>the immutable irony that this guy used the act of spoiling other peoples' social media obsessions to fuel his own social media.

>> No.9609877

>>9609180
>oldfag
>2013
you're not even a newfag

>> No.9609999

>>9609624
>assaulting random strangers is alpha
sure kid

>> No.9610045

>>9609999
the fuck are you talking about? someone comes up and starts mashing my food up and Imma kick their ass it's not a funny joke. grow some balls faggot

>> No.9610059

>>9608856
>>9609637
What's going on in this image?

>> No.9610062

>>9605711
This dude's got impeccable timing.

>> No.9610122

>>9610045
>Imma

I really hope you're taking the piss right now.

>> No.9610151

>>9606840
>>9606675
>>9606757
It's not like you guys needed that cookie anyways. It's just extra calories and if we're being honest, you could probably cut back a little on your intake. Remember, this is just a suggestion. I know you've been struggling with your weight for a while now, and the best way to start is to get rid of sugary things like desert. Every once in a while its okay, but not consistently like you have been. I'm just watching or for you, that's all.

>> No.9610153

>>9610122
so the beta faggot is a grammar nazi, cry me a river pussyboi

>> No.9610170

Whether I was taking a photo or not, I'd be pretty angry if someone slammed their fork onto the food I just paid for.
I'd be even more upset if I later found that they recorded it and uploaded the video to their instagram.

>> No.9610181

>>9610151
>spend $200+ grocery shopping
>next day, roommate throws away all of your food in the fridge
>confront them
>Dude relax! It was just extra calories anyway, it's not like you REALLY needed it! Let's be honest, you can stand to cut back a little.
Yeah no, you're a faggot.

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>>9605711
I would be upset and likely avoid going out to eat with them. So what if I think my dessert looks nice and I want a picture of it? Not only are you ruining my picture, you're spoiling my meal and dining experience that I paid money for, and also the work of those that made it. If I were a more bitter person I would demand they pay for it.

>> No.9611553

>>9610059
Sam Hyde makes a funny face to stay relevant

>> No.9611742

>>9606675
I'll agree on this one. I mean it is not a matter of cookie, but the overboard.
If someone ruin my food until it flew off i would be pissed off as hell

>> No.9611752

>>9611366
Are you the type that post food pics in instagram and leaving the dish cold and not talking to your partner while he suffers all your action?
Dining out with someone is different from dining by yourself. If you angry about this video, something is wrong with you and you missed the entire point.

>> No.9611756

>>9610151
>projecting

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>>9610153
>>9610153

>> No.9611768

>>9611763
>I'm not crying YOURE CRYING
cringe as fuck anon

>> No.9611773

>>9611752
I'm not the type to do those things. OP asked what I would do in that situation, and so that's how I replied to his post. I'm not some prissy instagram using teen, nor am I some autismo who feels the need to complain about them on 4chan.

>> No.9611774

>>9605711
First girl is cute. Seems like a fun date. Second girl is hot but seems like a stuck up bitch.

>> No.9611867

>>9611768
You sound like such a fuckin loser

>> No.9611911

>>9608783
im more of a moocher than anything else and this anonymity lets me mooch. its what he would have wanted.

>> No.9611917

>>9609180
bro gtfo 2013? could you get any NEWER you werent even here for all the times big nudes were leaked on b

>> No.9612006

>>9608856
This looks like something you'd see in a sleep paralysis nightmare

>> No.9612012

>he makes a video of ruining the food photos that get posted on social media and then proceeds to post that video on social media

>> No.9612086

>>9611917
>/b/
>muh sekrit klubb

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9612094

>>9609180
lol

>> No.9612100

>>9612094
>oldfag at '07

What the fuck?

>> No.9612118

>>9605711
>fucking with someone else's food
This is how you get your ass beat.

>> No.9612125

>>9605711
attention whores will die

>> No.9612128

>>9607879
we're all anonymous here you fucking faggot

>> No.9612387

>>9609646
He's delivering a point. As ironic as it is you're not going to send it to newspaper, would you?

>> No.9612392

>>9605711
Be chill if it's my friend.
My dad does this all the time and i actually feel ridiculous indeed. It is just a food.
But mush it until it fell off the plate and you'll eat my fist before you touch your food again

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>> No.9612438

If I would actually do that with the same intention the people who actually unironically make those photos. I'd be upset and soon realize that I don't actually care about the food, only for the attention I might get from making a photo of it. I'll also realize how shallow my life is. Suicide would soon follow.

>> No.9612441

>>9612422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORMzh-vov48

>> No.9613209

>>9605711
Firstly commit sudoku for being a fucking knob that has to fucking journal his meme life as if any one gives a fuck.

Probably full blown chimp out on them desu.. Like there's no deeper insult than someone fucking with your food, it's even more fundamental an insult than them cucking you.

The food itself is fairly inconsequential it's what it represents

>> No.9613216

>>9605711
i dont have a smart phone but if someone fucked with my food with a utensil they already used or fucked with the texture enough to make it unpalatable id just leave em there and not talk to em again desu

>> No.9613217
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9613217

>>9605711
God I fucking hate everyone under the age of 40 so much.

>> No.9613218

>>9608856
Reminds me of that painting of Saturn eating his (grand?)children by that guy who got schizophrenia

>> No.9613247

>>9612100
2007 is clearly part of the "Newfag" era.
Also, 2007 was 10 years ago.

>> No.9613254
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9613254

>out at a restaurant on a date or just enjoying the company of friends
>spend all of your time glued to your phone instead of talking with the people right next to you
What's the point? Why not just stay home if you're not going to socialize at a social activity?

>> No.9613260

I've never taken a picture of a plate of food like this or voluntarily looked at someone else's pictures of food, so I would never be in this situation.

>> No.9613272

>>9605711
>"just as you were taking a photo of it for your instagram"

Why?

>> No.9613298

I've never used shit like instragram or anything like that, nor have I ever taken pictures of food Ive bought or made. But ever since I've moved away from my home town from time to time I get food that reminds me of my good friend who's running a restaurant back home, and sometimes I take pictures of things he might find interesting or an inspiration.

Whenever I do, i right away realize how I must look, but then I remember I don't give a shit, and I take the picture.

>> No.9613327

instagram was a mistake

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>>9605711
>breaking somebody else's egg yolk

>> No.9613443

he didn't really 'ruin' any of them (aside from the last guy), he cut it in half, grow up

>> No.9613480

>>9606833
You're asking this to a board that regularly has food porn threads.

People like to look at tasty food and imagine how it tastes.

>> No.9613526

>>9611867
wow some pussyboi on the internet who lets strangers walk all over him has an opinion, neat

>> No.9614429

>>9613298
>Whenever I do, i right away realize how I must look, but then I remember I don't give a shit, and I take the picture.

And this is exactly how it became socially acceptable for people to be on their phones taking pictures at restaurants, even in formal dining ones. If you use flash, I hope you know that everybody hates you.

>> No.9614770

>>9606751
Exactly, who wants to see any fat guy eating? They're disgusting as hell

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9614852

>>9606675
>I'd beat the shit out of him
I don't think you'd do shit, pussy. You'd sit there like a bitch, blinking away tears of impotent rage while he walks out of the restaurant with your girlfriend and a doggie bag full of your meal he ruined (and you still stayed to pay the bill).

>> No.9614854

>>9612094
I've been here way too long.

>> No.9614872

>>9612094
Oh god, I've been here for fourteen years. What am I doing with my life