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What's the patrician way /ck/, Burger first, or fries first?

>> No.9599905 [DELETED] 

>>9599879
Suicide

>> No.9599909

putting the fries on the burger

>> No.9599918

>>9599879
>Sip of coke
>Few fries
>Bit more fries
>Sip of coke
>Small bite of burger
>Few fries
>Big bite of burger
>Single fry
>Big bite of burger
>Majority of leftover fries
>Sip of coke
>Remainder of burger
>Last few fries
>Slurp coke till empty
>Rattle ice cubes
>*Big burp*

Fight me.

>> No.9599959

>>9599918
this, but i forgo the first sip of coke and instead go straight to the fries

>> No.9600028

>>9599879
fries first, then no one will snatch 1 or two off of your plate when you're busy with your burger

>> No.9600197
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9600197

in such a way that there is always a similar relative amount of burger and fries left

>> No.9600226

Always fries first.
You know how they instantly become shit after 1 nanosecond untouched, right?

>> No.9600261

>>9600028
My friend does this so I usually take a bite of her burger before he finishes the fries

>> No.9600269

>>9600261
>her
>he

>> No.9600332

I eat fries first. But now I've started to eat both simultaneously.
Sadly no Jack in the box in my state.

>> No.9601459

>>9599909
FPBP

>> No.9601476

I just slam my head into the food, hopong some reach ny mouth. I aint particularly aiming for neither the fry or the borger.

>> No.9601479
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9601479

>>9599909

>> No.9601481

the fries will rot away if you don't eat them first

>> No.9601484

>>9599918
hard to argue with this tradition

>> No.9601497

>>9601481
I always have trouble not biting my fingers when i eat them fries so first i got to take a taate of my burger to get the feeling with two hands before i can just grab a food item with one hand before

>> No.9601509

You have to eat a few fries first otherwise you look like an animal just gnawing on a burger straight away.

>> No.9601530

>>9601509
I hate your kind. When i saw you in a mcdonalds restaurant i would just shit all over your table instantly. Fucking pleb

>> No.9601541

>>9599879
Complain to the manager first.
Seriously.

>> No.9601545

>>9601497
maybe you should slow the fuck down

>> No.9601553

>>9600269
>4chan
>ck

>> No.9601557

>>9601476
i get a lot of ceramic slivers that way, hoping to figure out a solution soon

>> No.9601560

>>9601557
I pray for you

>> No.9601599

>>9599918
do you swallow at any time in this process

>> No.9601611

>>9599918
Perfection

>> No.9601821

>>9601599
just hold it all in your cheek and swallow it all at once
maximum flavor that way

>> No.9603645

>>9600269
>>9601553
majority of /ck/ is female

>> No.9603700

>>9603645
Doubt.jpg

>> No.9603718

>>9601497
How much do you weigh?

>> No.9603726

>>9599918
>Rattle ice cubes
subhuman

>> No.9603727

>>9599879
Fries first, you gotta eat them while they're hot.

The cooler fries get the worse they become.

>> No.9604387

>>9603700
newfag

>> No.9604413

>>9599879
>get a chocolate milkshake instead of the soda
>bite of burger first
>second bite of burger next to get at the real bite of the burger that isn’t 75% bun
>dip fry in milkshake
>eat x3
>sip milkshake
>burger bite
Repeat until finished, reserving the majority of the shake for last

>> No.9604549

>>9604387
>unironically believing girls frequent any board besides /cgl/ and /lgbt/

>> No.9604555

>>9599879
Doesn't matter all those things in your picture won't satisfy hunger or thirst, empty calories. When I eat I want to be full motherfucker

>> No.9605217

>>9599879
>not eating a salad with your burger

Fatass.

>> No.9605244

Bite of burger, then a few fries. Bite of burger, then a few fries. After doing this 3 or so times, take a sip of your drink. Repeat until all food is gone.

>> No.9605249

>>9604413
>dip fry in milkshake

If we ever cross paths and I see you do this, I will absolutely fucking kill you in cold blood. I'll kill you.

>> No.9605252

Start with a few fries first since hot fries are when they are absolute best. Then eat some of the burger. Then combine eating the fries with eating the burger. Not necessarily putting the fries inside the burger but just eating them together. Finish burger, finish fries. Catsup optional

>> No.9605369

>>9605252
you should run into a train fucking moron god damn motherfucking fuck you pleb

>> No.9605383

>>9605369
enlighten me nigger

>> No.9605435

>>9605249
>he doesn't dip his Wendy's™ fries in his Wendy's™ Frosty (®)

embarrassing

>> No.9605638
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9605638

>>9605383
just that

>> No.9605661

>>9599879
put fries on burger

>> No.9605716

>>9599918
I want to disagree but I can't find a flaw

>> No.9606956

McDonalds/etc? Same time.

Actual decent burger? I usually work through half of my chips or so before getting to the burger. I like to let the meat rest a little more so it doesn't get meat juice all over the place.

>> No.9606967

>>9605249
What's the matter anon? Too pleb to appreciate the salty/sweet hot/cold contrast?

>> No.9606976

>>9599918
>coke
I could understand going with the most basic and least offending taste for your drink but it just ain't right still, especially when coke out of a tap tastes like garbage due to having poor flavor/seltzer balance. Orange sunkist or even some mountain dew compliments burgers and fries better than coke.

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>>9599879
>Remove tomatoes and set aside
>Burger
>Burger
>Fries
>Drink
>Fries
>Repeat until finished with burger and fries
>Drink
>Eat tomatoes to cleanse palate of greasy/salty aftertaste
>Finish drink mildly as you see fit (personally, until it gets watery from the ice melting)
I always remove the tomatoes because a lot of burgers that have it don't account for the amount of slippage it introduces. Can't count how many times I've had a burger slip or had juice dissolve through the paper just because of the tomatoes being there.

>> No.9607034

>couple fries
>couple bites of burg

and on and on until its done

>> No.9607040

>>9607008
This tomato technique sounds pretty patrician. I'll give it a try anon

>> No.9607210

>>9599879
>remove lid from drink
>delicately pick ice cubes from coca cola with chopsticks
>divide burger
>place ice cubes between patties, one by one
>replace remaining space in coca cola with french fries
>replace burger bun
>take 3 cups of ketchup
>marinade all ingredients for 3 hours
>blend thoroughly
>get chipotle instead

>> No.9607463

>eat 1/2 of the fries
>eat 2/3 of the burger
>finish remaining 1/2 of fries
>finish remaining 1/3 of burger
>drink after eating

>> No.9607529

>>9601545
Seriously its like he's moving at light speed, that post

>> No.9608797

>>9599918
this teebeeaych famarini

>> No.9608800

>>9603645
No.

>> No.9609022
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9609022

>>9599879
Both at the same time. Alternating between burger and fries with burger first.

>> No.9609031

>>9599918
i also participate in this age-old ritual

>> No.9609035

>>9606976
>Orange sunkist or even some mountain dew compliments burgers and fries better than coke.
people like you should be burnt at the stake

>> No.9609042

>>9599879
I eat mostly fries first with a few bites of burger to make sure the fries as hot as possible.

>> No.9609045

>>9600197
this

>> No.9609046

If you alternate between burger and fries you are officially a woman and shouldn't be having a burger in the first place
Fries first, then burger

>> No.9609686
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9609686

>Stride into Whataburger like Tyson
>Order a double all the way, and go large
>Side of white gravy for the fries
>Concentrate on fries, leaving burger in the wrapper
>Fries out of the way, side back a moment and enjoy sweet tea
>Burger now gets my full attention.

>> No.9609735

>>9599918
A solid plan.

>> No.9609869

>>9604555
What are you talking about? It sure isn't good for you, but a burger and fries will make you fill full.

>> No.9609872

>>9603645

Is it?

>Hi I'm a single 39yr old with nothing to offer located in the UK, if your local and looking for nights out watching me drink with little conversation and interaction and maybe some passionless sex, respond with your details and I'll not bother replying

>> No.9609881

>>9607463

mah bro

>> No.9609894

>>9599879
the real patrician way is to not order fries at all, but to order another burger or a different side

>> No.9609946

I just get another burger by the time I get home fries are cold and go straight in the garbage.

>> No.9610111

>>9599879

Fries because they get cold quickly.

>> No.9610406

patricians don't eat garbage

>> No.9611658

>>9599879
Burge at the same time of the fries

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Please refer to pic.