al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9587964]

Dealing with embarrassing memories general

previous >>9579530

[Anonymous No.9588018]

>>9587964
>Bought a new bottle at 8pm

What the fuck was I thinking? Now I'll be stuck with the rest tomorrow. No way I can go through a full bottle by tomorrow after already downing 2/3rds a bottle.

[Anonymous No.9588209]

What is the scientific reason for diarrhea feeling so god damn absolutely amazing

[Anonymous No.9588214]

>>9588209
diarrhoea sucks.
I get it hard especially when I drink heavy and don't each much. If you've ever had a remotely healthy diet full of fibre you'd actually know what the joys of shitting are.
I guess there's a chance you're an alcoholic that only eats cheese and meat in which case diarrhoea could seem amazing.
But let me assure you, it's not. At best it's a sloppy preview of what you could have,

[Anonymous No.9588217]

>>9588214
>If you've ever had a remotely healthy diet full of fibre you'd actually know what the joys of shitting are.

If you are talking about shits where you don't need to wipe at all, I got that a few days ago, but it was too short and I was left unfulfilled

[Anonymous No.9588263]

>>9588209
>>9588214
>>9588217

what the fuck guys

[Anonymous No.9588273]

>>9588209
Err, you have a enema fetish?

[Anonymous No.9588292]

>gf broke with me last week
>almost becoming al/ck/
I don't want to go down this path. Help.

[Anonymous No.9588294]

>>9588263
These threads ain't for you.

[Anonymous No.9588302]

>>9588273
Not really? I don't think

[Anonymous No.9588352]

>>9588292
unvirgin fuck off

[Anonymous No.9588357]

>>9588352
Please go back to >>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.9588360]

>>9588292
>almost becoming al/ck/

You eat a lot of food until you can barely drink water and alcohol is an ordeal. You then go on and live your life without alcohol abuse.

Almost, fuck me.

[Anonymous No.9588361]

>been clean for two weeks
>feel even more depressed now

should I just fall off of the wagon?

[Anonymous No.9588367]

>>9588361
It's why I always fall off the wagon. Sobriety never brings anything rewarding.

[Anonymous No.9588371]

>>9588357
/r9k/ is full of 3d coveting morons.

[Anonymous No.9588378]

>>9588371
Are you wizard master race as well?

[Anonymous No.9588380]

>>9588292
You have anyone else, anon? Parents, siblings, friends? Try not to spend too much time alone right now...

[Anonymous No.9588384]

>>9588371
Somewhere else then, just don’t assume that al/ck/ is the place for you to whine about being too pathetic to have ever had a partner, you’re the weirdo here.

[Anonymous No.9588394]

>>9588384
I didn't whine I told you to fuck off with your whining.

[Anonymous No.9588398]

>>9588394
I’m not him, I’m sure he’ll ask you to leave too though. /r9k/ isn’t welcome here.

[Anonymous No.9588403]

>>9588398
I've never been a poster on /r9k/, retard.

[Anonymous No.9588415]

>>9588403
Maybe you should check it out. They’ll welcome you for telling someone to fuck off because they’re not a virgin. al/ck/ isn’t the place for that nonsense.

[Anonymous No.9588420]

>>9588415
Whining about not having a girlfriend is for /r9k/. You can go back there any time.

[Anonymous No.9588422]

>>9588420
That's the opposite of what he was saying, you retard

[Anonymous No.9588424]

>>9588422
Read the reply chain fuckwit. It started with someone whining tfw no gf .

[Anonymous No.9588429]

>facepalm
Well at least it’s not /pol/ this time.
Do Miss unpolluted al/ck/ though.

[Anonymous No.9588431]

>>9588424

[Anonymous No.9588434]

>>9588424
And the guy you're replying to is trashing the guy for even wanting a gf

[Anonymous No.9588435]

>>9588434
3d women don't matter. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.9588452]

>>9588435
I am schizoid, I don't give one shit about women or relationships

[Anonymous No.9588494]

>>9588435
Lol ok incel then head over to r/incel you bitter loser. No one wants you here. We're trying to help you, fucking faggot. Now leave

[Anonymous No.9588498]

>>9588494
sasuga /ck/

a r*ddit expert telling me about his favourite r*ddit board while implying that I'm the r*dditor

[Anonymous No.9588502]

>>9588498
>sasuga
Neck yourself you pathetic roundeye.

[Anonymous No.9588506]

Putting your faith in a woman will lead to diminishing returns.

[Anonymous No.9588508]

>>9588502
Never reply to me again, gook boy.

[Anonymous No.9588567]

>>9588429

[Anonymous No.9588599]

>>9588452
Schizoid hermit master race

[Anonymous No.9588628]

>>9588599
Same here except I'm more of the opinion that we're below others than above them. Out of curiosity is one of your parents a narcissist? Because I'm about 98 percent sure I am the way I am because of my dad being overbearing.

[Anonymous No.9588819]

gotta get this off my chest, sorry senpaitachi

>tfw landlady died a few weeks ago
>family already trying to kick me out
>send me an email saying I'll have to leave next year
>refuse because I don't have to for at least the next three years (that's the law)
>"we have no choice, anon"
>that's correct
>they send me a legal letter a week ago saying, again, I'll have to move out next year
>don't even reply
>get text message on saturday morning
>"there's an additional tenant moving in today"
>ask who it is
>no answer at all
>visit my parents over the weekend
>return today
>nobody home
>women's shoes next to the new tenant's bed
>tallboys in the fridge
>makesyouthink.exe

Well then. This can either go very well or very strange.

[Anonymous No.9588857]

Drank some whiskey last night. Wasn’t incredibly drunk but I felt nauseous all morning and puked half a gallon of liquid

[Anonymous No.9588917]

>>9588819

strange to imagine a stranger moving into my home while im away. hopefuly s/he is a generous al/ck/ that will supply you with extra alc.

[Anonymous No.9589070]

>tfw alc killed sex drive. Will it ever come back?

[Anonymous No.9589110]

>>9588367
>>9588361

It's gonna take atleast a month before you are sortof happy for a second. That second will become a minute eventually then you will have days, and weeks.
I've only been sober for a year.5, and I'm telling you it is pretty great. You have to figure out how to deal with sadness instead of drinking it away.

[Anonymous No.9589260]

>another day

[Anonymous No.9589368]

>get the cold sweats halfway through a lecture
>girl sitting next to me asks if I'm feeling okay

I really need to nip this in the bud before it gets *too* out of hand.

[Anonymous No.9589384]

>>9588292
Yeah ok Commodore Normington fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9589588]

guys just my two cents but if you're really deep into it and fucked up, the whole "beer isn't as bad for you as liquor" thing isn't a meme. it must be something to do with the built in nutrients and protein but since I switched from vodka and beer to just beer I haven't woken up feeling like death once.

[Anonymous No.9589622]

Cognac is the nicest spirit, so why isn't it more common?

[Anonymous No.9589625]

>>9589588
That's because your probably ingesting a lot less alcohol switching from vodka to beer. Beers are what 5-7% on average and by the time I drink 4 of them I feel more bloated/full and sleepy than drunk and go to bed. Beers are great for tapering but tons of empty calories for the alch.

[Anonymous No.9589894]

>>9589070
I read that lowered libido is part of PAWS, it comes back after some time.
For me it was something else : being drunk all the time increase libido like crazy. I didn't realise at first, but during benders I would fap to the kinkiest porn while sobriety is way more vanilla. I think it's the body craving dopamine or something like that.

>>9589110
This is true. PAWS are a bitch, but they eventually fade away.

>>9589625
>tons of empty calories
You know ethanol is the empty calories. There is more in vodka...
Beer belly is due to the lifestyle often associated with drinking a lot of beers : eating a lot too and not exercising enough. There was a study in Germany about that.

[Anonymous No.9590032]

Alarmingly low on beer and only 1/2 gallon of vodka.

Time to head into town, Shit.

[Anonymous No.9590045]

>>9590032
Does that cereal box have baking soda in it for your fridge or are you just retarded. I'd like an explanation.

[Anonymous No.9590074]

>>9590032
>bud light
>milwaukee's best
even with the cheap shit you have the worst possible taste

[Anonymous No.9590085]

>>9590074
>Judging an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.9590095]

>>9590032
Dude Milwaukees best doesn't even get you drunk. I could drink a case of those and still drive 100 miles.

[Anonymous No.9590113]

>>9590045
No it has cerial in it. No ants

>>9590074
>>9590095
It's 5.9% and 14 dollars a 30 rack

[Anonymous No.9590130]

>>9590095

bet you'd have to pull over and piss though

[Anonymous No.9590136]

>>9590085
>>9590095
>>9590113
Natural Ice is superior. Drinking one right now. Feels g00d

[Anonymous No.9590153]

>>9587964
Just keep in mind that the only one who remembers your embarrassing memories is you.

[Anonymous No.9590296]

>>9590032
>cereal
>in the fridge

heresy

[Anonymous No.9590307]

>>9590153
That's not true at all. I very clearly remember my mother coming in the house blackout drunk and getting in a huge fight with us before knocking the christmas tree onto herself and waking up later (still drunk) crying over how pretty it was.

[Anonymous No.9590319]

>>9590074
I disagree. When it comes to light beer, and macros in general, Bud Light>>most.

Yeah there are muh micros and imports that are obv better, but as far as cheap/macro goes, BL is fine.

[Anonymous No.9590328]

>>9587964
Alcohol is actually the one thing that makes the horrible memories stop playing on a loop like some sort of PTSD inducing merry-go-round.

[Anonymous No.9590429]

>>9590328
I know that feel

[Anonymous No.9590529]

>>9588292
omg boo hoo, I bet no one else in history has ever drank too much following a break up. What a unique pain you must be feeling that no one else could ever begin to understand.

[Anonymous No.9590601]

>>9590307
I also remember my dad screaming and hitting me over the head at the dinner table.

Don't drink and breed, folks.

[Anonymous No.9590630]

>>9587964
Every one of my memories haunt me.


Drinking and taking benzos is the only way to cope

[Anonymous No.9590637]

>>9590529
kekd

[Anonymous No.9590655]

>fired from job, on unemployment
>depressed at bar
>blackout drunk
>get pissed this hot girl was with some wigger
>punch her in the face a few times
>only memory of any of this was the bartender throwing my shoe at me and 6 or so people chasing me down the street.
my autism goes from 10% to 100% when blacked out. oh yeah im still not allowed in that bar after 8 years.

[Anonymous No.9590669]

>>9590601
>Don't drink and breed, folks.
cheers to that

[Anonymous No.9590747]

>see old friend first time in months
>tell him I normally drink alone in a locked house these days
>he insists we go to this bar
>end up being invited back this this married couples house
>they're like 40
>me and my friend are like 22
>I try to fuck the dudes wife while my friend talks to the husband
>puke in the bushes
>black out
>wake up in drunk tank
so tired of other people, I wish I could die alone

[Anonymous No.9590758]

>>9590747
>drunk tank

wut

[Anonymous No.9590782]

>>9590758
in america it's where the cops put you while they wait for you to sober up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pqfaCysBLk

[Anonymous No.9590789]

>>9590758
You basically get put in a holding cell at the police station because America is draconian as fuck

[Anonymous No.9590797]

>>9590758
It's an ordnance in most cities that you can't be drunk in public, So they will put you in the drunk tank then let you go without being charged with anything unless you break another law.

I got sent to the drunk tank on early thanksgiving day for falling down drunk when I was walking home. They let me go after about 10 hours

[Anonymous No.9590798]

>>9590782
I'm American as well, didn't even know this was a thing. Glad I don't, sounds awful.

[Anonymous No.9590820]

>>9590655
>fired from job (mostly because I was talking back at my boss but also me showing up hungover)
>get back to my old lifestyle of gambling and drinking
>have been consistently making a lot of money for 2 months (only get blackout after I close my bets and empty betting account)
>only getting more money since the NBA season has started
>made $2400 on opening night
>feel my kidneys aching every morning
>no end in sight if I keep consistent and don't start losing money

I don't really see myself getting off this ride

[Anonymous No.9590822]

i had a seizure when i tried to quit cold turkey in 2013 ama

[Anonymous No.9590825]

>>9590782
excellent video, thanks

[Anonymous No.9590833]

>>9590822
how long did it take for you to have the seizure? Also how much were you drinking. Also if (my friend) drinks 18 beers a day and then suddenly stops will (my friend) have a seizure? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.9590834]

>>9590820
whats goin on big guy?

[Anonymous No.9590843]

>>9590833
>how long did it take for you to have the seizure?

3 days, I was also without sleep for that 3 days. Or very minimal sleep, maybe 2 hours total, if that.

>Also how much were you drinking.

Like a 750 of whiskey a night

> Also if (my friend) drinks 18 beers a day and then suddenly stops will (my friend) have a seizure? Asking for a friend

If you.....'re friend quits cold turkey, more than likely, but everyone is different.

[Anonymous No.9590850]

>>9590843
also depends on how long you......re friend has been drinking 18 fucking beers a night

[Anonymous No.9590853]

I just bought a midweek trip to Latvia drunk, I'll probably regret this shit tomorrow. Atleast I can score cheap absinthe home.

[Anonymous No.9590859]

>>9590853
>latvia
>absint

you mean the tourist trash meme absint? or do you buy french/swiss stuff there?

[Anonymous No.9590866]

>>9590850

This. 18 beers isn't that much but if you've been doing that for let's say 6 months then quitting cold turkey is definitely a bad idea and might even result in death.

[Anonymous No.9590868]

>>9590859
Well its alcohol and its cheap, bringing like 2 of those wheel carried bags there.

[Anonymous No.9590876]

>>9590868
Are you even allowed to bring a large stash of liquor on a flight? Seems risky.

[Anonymous No.9590899]

>>9590876

I'm from Latvia, last time I checked you can bring a carton of smokes or like a KG of tobacco, 400 cigarillos that weigh as much as 3 grams each, 200 cigars, 10 liters of hard liquor, 20 liters of strong wine, 90 liters of regular wine, 110 liters of beer. Also we have cheap whores. Please don't come visit, we don't like you.

[Anonymous No.9590904]

>>9590899

sorry, fucked up, it's 4 cartons of cigarettes or 800 cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.9590919]

Day 4 no booze. Shaking subsiding, still not sleeping properly. Brain is spaced out as fuck, coffee consumption doubled.

Need to make it this time.

[Anonymous No.9590927]

>>9590899
>Please don't come visit, we don't like you.
I won't, seems like a shithole.

And any al/ck/ who isn't retarded can make good liquor for cheaper than you can buy it there.

[Anonymous No.9590934]

>>9590919
be careful, man.

[Anonymous No.9590940]

>>9590919

I can't sleep properly for at least a week after coming off. The worst part is the "nightmares" basically when it's like 4 AM and you're tired as fuck and feel like you should pass out and you try to close your eyes and you're in that Limbo between being asleep and awake and start seeing creepy shit that would put any horror movie to shame, and it's not like a dream but like you're seeing that shit projected on your closed eyelids in black and white. For me that is the worst fucking thing of coming down, it's been so bad that I honestly have to turn on the light because I'm seriously frightened of the shit I see, like some sick people staring at oyu through your eyelids and other shit. Pic sort of related

[Anonymous No.9590942]

>>9590833
>>9590834

I've had seizures at work the next day at work after getting super shitty and then drinking caffeine, never got the few days later withdrawls, it's always for like a day and a half after.

[Anonymous No.9590944]

>>9590655
You punched the girl and not the guy?

[Anonymous No.9590946]

>>9590919
How are you even able to drink coffee during withdrawal. Sugar alone gives me anxiety and caffeine will give me straight up panic attacks even when I'm over withdrawals.

[Anonymous No.9590959]

>>9590946
This desu. Even sober the caffeine jitters remind me too much of wds. Might have alckie ptsd or something.

[Anonymous No.9590960]

>>9590940

I used to get that alot, and i honestly miss it, seemed pretty cool to me.

Now I just cant sleep unless im close to blackout or pass out.

That shit actually helped me to lucid dream.

[Anonymous No.9590963]

>>9590946
Same

never liked caffeine. cant imagine having coffee during a bad hangover.

sprite has no caffeine but a lot of sugar, gives me bit of a shake though, but helps my stomach.

[Anonymous No.9590990]

>>9590960

At the beginning I thought it was interesting and cool, then I told that to my father and his wife who are also aclohols and they both have experienced it numerous times so I realized it's not just me and then I just started hating that shit, haven't experienced it in a while but I have cut my drinking way down so that might be it.

[Anonymous No.9590994]

>>9590959
I think it just means our nerves are fucked. I don't know everything about it but there is long term nerve damage that comes with alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.9591017]

wtf is this .. am i dying? I got this thing where if I don't get enough sleep, say wake up at fall asleep at 10:00pm, wake up at 2:00am, try to fall back asleep, i'll be just on the edge of falling asleep and i'll start thinking im gonna die if i fall asleep.. so my body goes into some retarded shit and keeps me awake everytime about to pass out, i jolt up and gasp for air or start shaking.

[Anonymous No.9591023]

>>9591017
usually my foot starts shaking or something if im on the verge of passing out, just as like a reminder to not fall asleep, because im gonna die if I do!

[Anonymous No.9591024]

>>9590822
Have you tried stopping since then?
Do you fucking taper now?

>>9590899
Duty-free at airports sell packages of 2L and 2 cartons, iirc, since it's the limit to bring in at many borders. But regulations are weird and depends on places and companies involved.

>>9590876
No more than a small stash. The rule is to avoid any fire in the baggage hold, so don't put a lighter next to 90% moonshine in a thin crystal bottle. Lots of booze won't worsen a fire of stuff that burn with relative ease anyway.
Lithium batteries (phone, laptop, vape, etc) are banned in luggages, because passengers are supposed to deal with the fire if it short-circuit somehow.

>>9590919
You went through the hardest. Now for the longest.
Hold it up champ. One day after the other.

>>9590940
I had that. Well, I didn't see the same shit.
It's like your very own personal nightmare.
I think it gave me PTSD of some sort.

[Anonymous No.9591027]

>pushover coward whenever I'm sober
>whenever I'm drunk I can finally open my mouth to people
>9 drinks in
>neighbors dog comes to shit on my lawn like everyday
>finally tell him off, Guy seemed scared and didn't even say anything when I cursed him out and why he thinks It's OK for his fucking dog to shit on my property, Just tried to say sorry then walked quickly back to the street
>finally won't have dog shit in my fucking yard for awhile, Maybe ever

[Anonymous No.9591037]

>>9590940
Yep I'm right there. It's no fun. It'll be nice to come around from sleep without feeling like my heart is going to stop beating or explode though, when my brain sorts itself out enough to sleep properly.

>>9590946
Always drank alot of coffee, guess I'm just used to it. No sugar, just black.

>>9590963
Coffee is great for hangovers if you have to do stuff or go somewhere, survived many a hangover thanks to a pot of coffee.

[Anonymous No.9591054]

>>9591024
>Have you tried stopping since then? Do you fucking taper now?

no i still drink. mostly out of sheer boredom. i got nothin goin on right now. tho it's not a 750 a night. i can go a few days without having a drink and be ok.

>>9591037
>Coffee is great for hangovers if you have to do stuff or go somewhere, survived many a hangover thanks to a pot of coffee.

I'll have to try it again sometime. My hangover cure is fatty food + gatorade + hot shower + wank + a few select supplements

[Anonymous No.9591055]

>>9590797
Where I come from, falling over drunk gets you a free ride home. Unless you're being an asshole like the girl in the video in which case it will get you arrested and rightly so

[Anonymous No.9591060]

>>9591027
I am, kind of like you. I do not think I am a genuine alcoholic, but enjoy alcohol a lot because of my relaxed inhibitions, and its ability to let me express myself freely.

[Anonymous No.9591062]

>>9591055
Lucky man.

I wish it was still like that

[Anonymous No.9591092]

>>9591027
I feel its one of the ways I cope with social anxiety, and intense feelings of inferiority, but enough of that fine wine.

[Anonymous No.9591097]

>>9591060
Same. I try to leave it til the weekend because I don't want to fuck my liver too early or become an alck, but a Saturday night sure feels weird without it.

I drink socially at least, very rarely on my own. But I don't do a lot of social stuff without it which I've been trying to work on recently

[Anonymous No.9591122]

why the fuck does my entire body ache lately after a night of drinking? Never really experienced it this bad

[Anonymous No.9591221]

>>9590940
that's exactly me about the dreams, i just see endless scary faces when my eyes are closed
like fuck i'm an adult, i shouldn't be scared by boogyman type shit but fuck

[Anonymous No.9591231]

>>9591017
i have had that for more than ten years, still no idea what it is

[Anonymous No.9591242]

Anybody every wake up and literally feel terrified of what the day will bring? It's like 10am and you know you have a long day of panic attacks and existential hell to endure and there's nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.9591444]

>>9591242

This has been my last 2 weeks, but its been more like feeling im going to have a heart attack

[Anonymous No.9591452]

Taking today off from the hooch. Felt nauseous all day after drinking some whiskey last night

[Anonymous No.9591495]

>>9589368

I read this post quickly and thought you said "really need to take this nip out of my bag", so there's an option for next time

[Anonymous No.9591503]

>try to stop drinking for a day
>become a giant asshole for the next 24 hours
I think the world is a better place for everyone else when I drink

[Anonymous No.9591597]

Just googled something and found this website with old newspapers from the early 1900s

[Anonymous No.9591615]

>>9591597
What a time to be alive.
Alcohol was medicine and niggers knew their place

[Anonymous No.9591785]

>Dad passed away on my birthday
>Went through 3 liters of liquor in 4 days

I have to work tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.9591917]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZfBBp-j6I

[Anonymous No.9592117]

>>9588819
wtf this is like in my animes

[Anonymous No.9592132]

>>9588214
I like a little force behind my dumps sometimes. Be it liquid propelled or air propelled, its somewhat satisfying to blast a bowl with a shotgun blast of dooty.

[Anonymous No.9592193]

>>9592132
Each to their own I guess. I like it to slide out with zero force or resistance, be done in less than a minute and never need more than two wipes.
I only shit like that when I'm leading a healthy lifestyle though so it's been a while since I've been like that.

[Anonymous No.9592207]

>>9591242
I'm the opposite. Waking up I'm fine but when it's time for bed I go into a panic frenzy as I worry about the next day which then proceeds to keep me awake and makes it even worse.

[Anonymous No.9592451]

FUCK, does anyone have the link to the irc?

[Anonymous No.9592546]

Do pharmacies sell lube?

[Anonymous No.9592549]

>>9592451
It's #al/ck/ on rizon

[Anonymous No.9592580]

I'd rather black them out by choosing to forget and drink then deal with them. There are certain things in my life that as far as I'm concerned "never happened."

[Anonymous No.9592674]

>The cutest russian pharmacist
>Literally the cutest face I've ever seen online or irl
>Having to ask her about lube
>Mildly drunk at the time

I feel in love, jesus christ that face, that angelically cute face

[Anonymous No.9592678]

>wake
>vomit soaked clothes and bed
>chef’s knife stabbed into sofa
>500 tabs open related to suicide
>random injuries everywhere
>5 empty vodka bottles
>bank balance petrifying
>computer smashed
>12 empty wraps of hard drugs
>8.30am, 35cl gone
Awesome! Love it

[Anonymous No.9592703]

>>9592678
Oh hey future me, fancy seeing you round these parts. Hope the time travel wasn't too anxiety inducing. I take it we eventually start getting back on track enough financially to fuel that drug habit?

[Anonymous No.9592713]

>>9592703
Oh absolutely. I just finished wiping my ass with one of my spare government bonds, pesky servants forgot to get my gold leaf toilet paper AGAIN. Sheesh, how’s one to survive?

[Anonymous No.9592753]

>>9590940
Sometimes I get a wierd mixture between that and wet dreams.
>talking with some mystery girl
>look down at myself lying down
>notice my penis looks remarkably like a finger
>my penis, testicles and surrounding hairy region unfold into a swarm of grotesque looking fingers
>one giant one in middle, most prominent
>wake up face down on floor to a heavily throbbing cock, my head stinging from having hit the cement floor, and my stomach and chest bathed in semen
I don't even know man.

[Anonymous No.9592757]

>>9592678
>8.30am
Yes, but how many days?

[Anonymous No.9592776]

>>9592757
Siri says it’s 8,395

[Anonymous No.9592780]

WHY DOES THIS LUBE BURN SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.9592791]

>>9587964
Dont deal with them. By dealing you replay that situation over and over. You reinforce that neuron path, and create even more related to accident. So just stop thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.9592793]

>>9590833
>Also if (my friend) drinks 18 beers a day and then suddenly stops
how fat are you(r freind)?

[Anonymous No.9592804]

>>9588292
Pick up her sister or best friend. There must be another girl around that likes you.

[Anonymous No.9592863]

>>9592674
Why do you need lube for?

>>9592780
Allergy of some kind?
One of my first gf had lube burn her cunt.

[Anonymous No.9592864]

Alcoholism has its perks.
Three times today I’ve had to spend, uhm, questionable time in the toilet looking at the vid from which this screenshot was taken. Omfg she’s so nice. Every time she comes to check on me, give me meds, change my bedding, give me food or water... holy Christ I’m in fucking love

[Anonymous No.9592880]

>>9592864
Instead of taking creepy vids of her, why don't you get better and flirt with her instead ?
I'm sure she want some comforting sex after work.

[Anonymous No.9592892]

Six months clean.
Anyone ever get freezing cold feet and night sweats, but only around your neck? I had this when I was drinking and it stopped for about four months, but it’s come back the last two.

[Anonymous No.9592897]

>>9592880
I’ve flirted with her and just about every other hot nurse like a million times. Ooft, some of the grils here, omg. There’s a little brunette too, who does this insanely cute thing whereby she sulks every time she forgets how many sugars the ward has in their coffee. Got a pic of her too, but the one I just posted is my fave. Fucking shatteringly attractive. I’ve been in and out of this place seemingly every month for like 2 years. Nicer than being at home at this point. Young nurses are simply the greatest entities ever to exist in the known universe, past or present. Fact.

[Anonymous No.9592912]

>>9592892
>night sweats, but only around your neck
Something like this happened to me last week. When I woke up the shirt I was wearing the night before was still very damp all around the neck. Must have been absolutely drenched with sweat the night before.

[Anonymous No.9592916]

>>9592897
>There’s a little brunette too, who does this insanely cute thing whereby she sulks every time she forgets how many sugars the ward has in their coffee. Got a pic of her too
don't leave us hanging faggot

[Anonymous No.9592972]

>>9592912
I’ve soaked the top of my pillow before with neck night sweats. Still no idea what the cause is

[Anonymous No.9592980]

>>9592580
Tell us of these events that never happened

[Anonymous No.9592985]

I'm dealing with feelings of rejection. Last friend I had cut me off through a text message just over a year ago. I hate feeling so unloved. I still have my mother and sister but that's it.
I've lost all my social circle. I could possibly rebuild some burned bridges but it's unlikely. I'm sure most wouldn't answer or return my calls.
I just wish I could go back in time.

[Anonymous No.9592991]

>>9592892
Diabetes or thyroid problem. Unless you drank enough to become dependent on the estrogen from alcohol then it is menopause

[Anonymous No.9592996]

>>9592985
I’ll be your friend.
Don’t stress on the past just change the future.

[Anonymous No.9593002]

>>9592996
>Don’t stress on the past just change the future.

First step is stop drinking and it's so hard.
Also I'm 32. I'm not making any new and meaningful relationships from here. People rarely make close friends after 30.

[Anonymous No.9593019]

>>9593002
Quitting drinking is hard, but not as hard as everyone makes it seem. Just take 15 minutes at a time. Minutes turn to hours to days to weeks to months to years. Find yourself something to occupy your time. I used a combination of learning about nutrition and jacking off. Friends will come and go and that sucks, but that doesn’t mean new ones won’t take their place

[Anonymous No.9593023]

>>9593019
Appreciate the positive thoughts. I'm going to try quitting tomorrow. Two glasses left and I hope I can be done.

[Anonymous No.9593044]

i hate reddit. had a look over at /r/cripplingalcoholism since plenty of you niggers are from there, big mistake. half the threads are attention seeking roasties who think they're alcholics because they drink a little too much wine on a weekday. jesus fuck i regret looking at that place

[Anonymous No.9593047]

>>9593023
I believe in you. Not because I think you’re a strong person, but because anyone can stop drinking. Don’t get overwhelmed.

[Anonymous No.9593054]

>>9593047
I'm anyone. Things are looking up

[Anonymous No.9593062]

>wake up
>feel fucking terrible
>few gulps of vodka and gatorade
>feel a lot better


CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT

[Anonymous No.9593126]

>>9593054
Your halfway there. Wake up tomorrow, chug some water, and get ready to do anything.

[Anonymous No.9593146]

>>9593044
Try /r/StopDrinking, it makes /r/CA look great in comparison.

>>9593062
Withdrawals.
That was easy to explain...

[Anonymous No.9593160]

So who else here actually has serious problems other than unemployment and getting kicked out of their house?

And don't pull shit like this faggot >>9588292

>3:00AM
>Mania continues
>Drinking gin to pull me down out of it
>Can't sleep
>Palpitations
>Everything is overstimulating
>Can't look at anything for more than a couple seconds or it starts to warp
>No appetite since mid summer
>Missing taste sensations
>Lost the ability to eat varied food without throwing up last week
>kid sister back home tells me she wants to commit suicide because of family abuse
>family is too brainwashed by abusive father to notice anything is wrong
>Starting up that cigarette habit again
>Still can't drop the weed or the alcohol

[Anonymous No.9593178]

>>9593160

Maybe it's time to quit drinking and be there for your sibling.

[Anonymous No.9593187]

>>9593178
I wish I could be there for her, I really do.
She's 15 years old. I contact her when I can (I'm in college, call every week though she doesn't always pick up), and I offered for her to come up here with me (even though I can barely take care of myself), but she wants to stay with her friends and stay with my dad who beats her.

Parents decided to pull the plug on her life and move away to Oregon, so she won't be able to sneak out of the house anymore.

God I love my family /s

[Anonymous No.9593195]

>>9593178
Also the mania isn't even from drinking lmao

It's just the latent mental illness that everyone in my family seems to have gotten triggered

[Anonymous No.9593337]

What are some things I could do after an exhausting day that do not involve binge drinking? Tomorrow is off and I'm getting tempted.
>tfw accidentally posted this in the wrong thread

[Anonymous No.9593355]

>>9593126
I don't know why but I read this and felt like crying. I'm fucked up.
Need to try but I tell myself I'm quitting almost every night.

[Anonymous No.9593361]

anyone know where to get st ides high gravity in portland, it's the only malt liquor i can really stomach and i haven't had one since before i moved here

most beers make me have to pee too much to be worth it, but i can fuck myself up for cheap off a good strong 40. it's just most malt liquors taste too fucking sweet

pic somewhat related

[Anonymous No.9593384]

Just quit drinking a few weeks ago and started keto.
Not sure which I hate more.

[Anonymous No.9593386]

>>9592451
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

[Anonymous No.9593520]

Fucking serotonin dreams man. Between the hotflashes, nausea, and weird dreams last night was hell.

[Anonymous No.9593704]

>>9591785
Left work, now it's time to drown.

[Anonymous No.9593743]

who /teetotal/ here?

[Anonymous No.9593808]

>>9593743
>pic
>implying people in the days of old didn't run on beer

[Anonymous No.9593860]

>>9593808
They did, most people drank weak ale, like ≤3% abv, which was nutritious, clean and didn't get you very drunk. And they switched to tea and coffee when they had the chance.

The real problems came when distilled booze became cheap and mainstream.

[Anonymous No.9593893]

>>9590074
>muh tastes
im so tired of reading this. just fuck off, faggot. if youre buying a 30 pack of light beer do you think that person cares much about muh taste? damn I remember being 22 and thinking like this.
>oh no, I dont drink keystone, I get MGD, bro lol thats like highschool shit, look how beer sophisticated I am and shit because of my choice of shitty light beer.
nobody cares.
complaining about beer while trying to get drunk is like being a hobo and being pretentious about the brand of canned food you get.
>Van Camps??? Good heavens! You have shit tastes!

[Anonymous No.9593896]

>>9593893
>light beer to get drunk

That's pretty inefficient. Good taperjuice though.

[Anonymous No.9593897]

>>9593355
Not the same anon who was replying but I believe in you too. Anyone can stop drinking. I did and I look at this thread now as a reminder to never go back. I want you to make it anon. And you are more than capable.

[Anonymous No.9593945]

I have a million bad stories I wish I could forget
>go to a party
>get blackout drunk
>im way older than most people there, its really trashy
>they are picking on some kid aparently, I feel sorry for him and get in a fight about it
>I get kicked out of house
>sleep in back of my car
>wake up still drunk and want to leave
>cant find my keys
>knock on door at 5am
>they tell me to fuck off
>bang on door and scream
>I have to also take a piss
>ill just do it here on the porch
>its like the biggest piss ever and porch is now covered in piss
>welp guess Ill continue raising hell until someone come out here
>finally answer the door, its like 4 dude brahs
>they say they have a gun and are gonna shoot me, why is the porch all wet anyway?
>they are walking in the piss barefoot
>demand my keys
>we dont have it, we are calling the cops

>walk away and pull out their TV remote from my jacket that was in there for some reason and toss it to one of them
>confused
>somehow spot keys in grass now that its sunrise
>start up car still hammered
>its a Z28
>do donuts while flicking them off and calling them faggots
>go home and drink more
>wanna kill myself

[Anonymous No.9593949]

>>9593896
I didnt say its efficient. it just happens. this usually happens when you dont /plan/ on getting drunk, it just happens over time, then you wonder why all the beer is gone.

[Anonymous No.9593958]

>>9593146
its a meme you dip

[Anonymous No.9593997]

>>9593945
>>I have to also take a piss
>>ill just do it here on the porch
>>its like the biggest piss ever and porch is now covered in piss
Funny shit anon. Fuck those faggots.

[Anonymous No.9594010]

>>9587964
Worst time I had drinking, I woke up thinking it was the day before, even went to work when I had to, and drank all day and got away with it. That was yesterday

[Anonymous No.9594026]

>>9593945
Hell yeah dude. You got em.

[Anonymous No.9594105]

>>9593945
>>its a Z28
>>do donuts while flicking them off and calling them faggots
based desu

[Anonymous No.9594189]

>>9593945
kek great story desu

[Anonymous No.9594386]

>>9593945
Believable until the do donuts part.

[Anonymous No.9594781]

What would al/ck/ do if there was an emp?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/futurism.com/congressional-report-a-north-korean-emp-attack-would-kill-90-of-all-americans/amp/

[Anonymous No.9595022]

I got really drunk for the first time in a long time on my 25th birthday. Well, looking back on that night I acted like an absolute retard. It was a lot of fun, but I was completely drunk as a skunk and had no grip over it. It totally made me look at how people who have to deal with drunk people are. I have so much more respect for bar tenders, uber drivers and cops now more than ever.

[Anonymous No.9595056]

>>9594781
Die because the stores wouldn't work and I couldn't barter for vodka

[Anonymous No.9595197]

I'm drinking beer from a porcelain mug, am I still salvageable?

[Anonymous No.9595203]

>>9595197
Fancy cunt.

[Anonymous No.9595231]

>>9594386
He obviously added "do donuts" for comedic effect

[Anonymous No.9595235]

>>9595056
>he doesn't have at least 2 gallons of emergency vodka in his basement

[Anonymous No.9595258]

>>9588292
stop right now!
drinking makes the breakup so much worse. trust me

[Anonymous No.9595264]

Spending thanksgiving and Christmas alone, Again.

Already planning on what I'll do.

Anyone else spending the holidays alone?

[Anonymous No.9595274]

>>9590946
caffeine sends me absolutely fucking bananas. used to drink coffee at work to try and get me through the day but also used to have chained panic attacks. it was a great day when i realised coffee was all to blame. i still have constant anxiety if i don't have some booze in me but at least i'm not panicking

[Anonymous No.9595281]

>>9591503
i'm very mean and snappy when i'm sober :(

[Anonymous No.9595311]

>>9594781
You mean if all American hosted internet went down?
I guess I'd check my usual websites, see where their servers are located. I know youtube would hold up, with lots of American content cached all over the world. Idk about 4chan.
Guess I'm screwed for porn however.

>>9595056
They couldn't call the police either if you decided to fill a cart with booze and walk out with it.
Quick, print infos about home brewing and distillation, you'll have a DIY store to rob after the liquor store.

[Anonymous No.9595323]

Can't fucking wait to die.

[Anonymous No.9595324]

>Wake up
>Drink a few litres of water
>Already pissed the bed so no troubles there
>Open a bottle
>It's empty
>The bottle stash near my bedroll is done
>Need to go to the basement to refresh it
>Can't walk
>Have to crawl
>An hour later the stash is restored
>Get drunk as shit
>Pass out 2 hours later

I really hate when the bedroll stash runs out

[Anonymous No.9595328]

>>9595022
>bar tenders
Always respect the sampler platter and you can't go wrong. Jalapeño poppers are based too.

[Anonymous No.9595343]

>>9595328
Kekd

[Anonymous No.9595345]

>>9595281
Me too

[Anonymous No.9595357]

just bought a 1.75L of what I thought was just bottom shelf whiskey. It's actually whiskey flavored liqueur, and disgusting, and I have so much of it now. At least it's 100pr

[Anonymous No.9595382]

>>9595264
Oh shit. I need to look for ginger brandy. Sounds fucking sexual.

[Anonymous No.9595394]

>>9595357
>whiskey flavored liqueur
What?

[Anonymous No.9595410]

>>9595382
My dad used to give it to me as a child for toothaches and sleep (we lived in a literal flyover with no doctor for hundreds of miles). Grew to love it but haven't had it in like 9 years. It's GREAT in the cold or if you are sick

Get the one with the white label, I forgot the brand

[Anonymous No.9595443]

>>9595394
I guess it's actually whiskey based, just with a lot of added honey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukon_Jack_(liqueur)
maybe it's because I was expecting whiskey, but i am not a fan.

[Anonymous No.9595446]

I was hanging out a lot with a female friend who decided she had fucked up her life enough from drinking that she quit cold turkey and is now almost 2 months sober.
Well, now we're dating and she's my gf, so I'm going sober too. And it's so much better.
I'm realizing I didn't even like or need to drink.

[Anonymous No.9595471]

>put a bunch of old TV shows on a flash drive for my mom last night
>I did it in a blackout
>already mailed it
>no idea what I put on that flash drive
>really hoping I didn't accidentally put any bbw porn on it
WEW


Guess I'll find out tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9595512]

>>9595410
>>/ck/thread/S9541785#p9542742

here you go you drunk

your post

[Anonymous No.9595551]

>>9595512
that's actually not me, I'm not drunk at all yet

[Anonymous No.9595566]

>>9595551
There are multiple flyover anons in al/ck/ whose daddy used to feed them ginger brandy?

seems like a stretch.

[Anonymous No.9595695]

>out doing stuff like buying takeout, beer at gas station, groceries
>all the clerks say "drive safe" or "get home quick"
dang

[Anonymous No.9595763]

>>9590919
smoke da herb man

[Anonymous No.9595818]

Just quit alcohol and weed a week ago

My mind feels slow. I have this underlying anxiety that doesnt let me sit still and makes me want to run a marathon. I can’t focus on anything.

Is this just what being sober is like? Will i get better? Do antidepressants help?

I’m scared brehs. I’d rather drink and smoke for the rest of my life than live like this

[Anonymous No.9595870]

Fork in the road again.

[Anonymous No.9595880]

>>9595818

Suffering will come either way, with stopping now it's immediate and continuing will bring more constant pain as you grow older and your body starts falling apart.
>more so because of all the abuse

[Anonymous No.9595885]

>>9595880

Not to mention it will take more and more to numb it over time which in itself will be a painful process.

[Anonymous No.9595955]

>drink far too much on a regular basis
>start to get actual anxiety which I thought was a meme
>stick to a few beer for a few days
>maybe one day dry
>feel weird and brain dead during the day
>fuck it a beer at 4pm wont hurt
>let have some whisky / gin
>oh shit the bottle is gone
>feel ok, drunk but not wasted
>lets drink more
>back to square 1
>repeat
fuck

[Anonymous No.9595966]

They just opened up a new bar on the corner last week between my campus and my apartment. I've stopped by the last 3 nights and broke and went in this afternoon after my exam. I am honestly not sure if this is better or worse for me than solo drinking. In a way I think its more fair to my roommate so I'm not getting drunk around the apartment, but its definitely hurting my wallet more.

[Anonymous No.9596128]

>>9587964
Take psychedelics and incorporate your conscious and subconscious

[Anonymous No.9596151]

I've been drinking from morning to night for the past 12 days. Living with my parents, they found out. This is after a week long inpatient detox. I relapsed after 33 days. I've lost the trust of anybody that has ever been my friend. Went to the grocery store with my mom and told her i had to pee. I bought a pint of whiskey at the "customer service" aisle and if it had been another 3 seconds my mom would'e turned the corner and seen me and kicked me out for good. Guess I'm destined to be a failure. I'll meet you bros at the bottom of this bottle

[Anonymous No.9596152]

>>9591017
Holy shit same here.

[Anonymous No.9596174]

>>9596151
How old are you m8?

[Anonymous No.9596189]

>>9596128
You are the worst kind of person.

I don't even really post in these threads often. Just scrolling by and saw this.

Nice b8 M8 I'm triggered

[Anonymous No.9596198]

>>9596151
You're a pathetic fucking neet get a job holy hell.

Your parents are fucking ashamed you can't get a job like the rest of us. They all grew up with plenty of people who went on to drink their lives away but at least maintain a job despite it

[Anonymous No.9596210]

Just started a glass of Buffalo Trace after the reccs of a few al/ck/s. Definitely better than Maker's, but it tastes a little sweet

[Anonymous No.9596230]

>>9596210
drink russki standart instead blyat

[Anonymous No.9596270]

>>9596198
I can get a job faggot i'm living off my spoils. Brits are the worst.

>>9596174
I'm only 23

[Anonymous No.9596287]

>>9596198
>muh wageslavery above all else

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.9596312]

>>9595818
>Slow mind, can't focus
That's brainfog
>Anxiety
Residual withdrawals

It gets better, PAWS can last a year, but most goes away after a month or two.
It's hard, especially brainfog since you can't even think about what's happening to you properly.

Do some regular physical activity (no need to hit the gym hard, just go for a 2mile long walk or something), good sleep hygiene, take vitamins, eat healthy, don't relapse.
One day after the other, it gets better.

You could try CBD, it's supposed to help with quitting weed.

>>9596198
>NEET are pathetic looser REEEEEEEEEE
Get out of 4chan, this isn't the place for you.

[Anonymous No.9596314]

Let's not fight boys.
You're all useless pieces of shit and I love you anyway.

[Anonymous No.9596325]

>>9596314
This. Bickering online is pointless unless you’re trolling for giggles

[Anonymous No.9596332]

>>9596314
Usefulness is a silly meme desu.

[Anonymous No.9596350]

>>9596325
>>9596325
Picture him tho M8, he's 23 and already thinks he needs impatient therapy, brags about being a neet, and is generally disgusting to everyone he ever had any sort of relationship. Got me giggling!
To r9k with the guy tho for real.

Also getting mocked for being a wage cuck in an Al/ck/y thread what the fuck. That's how I know you're young. I understand NEET culture is revered in some places here but how do you afford hooch? Mommy, daddy? That doesn't last forever.

[Anonymous No.9596363]

>>9596312
The guy talking about the wagecuck is promoting much cbd much miracle weed

Shocking. You can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.9596381]

Ohayou gozaimasu, al/ck/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's play our best today!

[Anonymous No.9596403]

>>9596350
>thinks he needs impatient therapy
I don't know where you live, but here doctors don't let patient who don't need hospital treatment in hospitals. Some people actually need the beds.

>>9596363
>Miracle weed
>To quit weed
You having reading comprehension mate?

[Anonymous No.9596419]

>>9596403
Fuck off Joe rogan

[Anonymous No.9596426]

>>9596403
Don't know where you live but inpatient therapy is a privatized industry handled by third party rehab facilities for dweebs

[Anonymous No.9596595]

>>9590919 here

Day 5 sober. Finally went down to sleep hard last night, out for 12 hours. Woke up feeling like shit and have a weird stabbing pain/tension at the top of my left pec which won't seem to go away. Heavy brainfog, day has passed like a weird dream. Tomorrow will be the longest sober streak in over a year since last relapse. Sorry for the blog but I (probably unsuccessfully) hide my al/ck/ from family and friends so no-one to talk to about it

[Anonymous No.9596627]

>>9596350
Shining

[Anonymous No.9596634]

>>9596595
Good for you lad. It will get better from here on out.

[Anonymous No.9596638]

>>9596350
If you’re in the civilised world you can get an apartment and neetbux for life.

[Anonymous No.9596904]

3 day bender now, 3 day sober. Am i doing it right?

[Anonymous No.9596969]

>>9596904
No you're doing it dead wrong

[Anonymous No.9597026]

Who else deals with daily "you fucking idiot, don't drink so much and do dumb stuff!" and then you have a couple days sober but you see vodka on sale and you're wasted again?


I wish I wasn't so dumb.

[Anonymous No.9597028]

>>9596638
Tfw can't do this. I have no idea how to even go about it, despite being diagnosed with literal Asperger's, severe manic depression, and fucking bipolar disorder.

[Anonymous No.9597034]

>>9596904

You're setting yourself up for a pattern which may be sustainable for a job, but your mental state will slowly deteriorate. And physical state. but that's a way longer timeline so don't fret.

[Anonymous No.9597069]

>>9588599
>>9588628
I'm with you brothers. I did the dating thing in my 20s and had a few long term relationships. What a hassle. So much tiring drama.

[Anonymous No.9597121]

>>9597026

I do something similar. I drink about 6 beers maybe 3 times a week. I think, why am I wasting so much money on this shit (I drink local craft beer that can be 8 - 10 dollars a 6 pack)

I just feel like I'm wasting my life on something that truly doesn't matter. It's more of a routine at this point, since I don't even get wasted.. just a little buzzed. Basically, drinking like this has fucked up my sleep schedule and made me lose interest in things I love. I think I am mildly depressed because of it.

I used to drunk text people a lot and that made me feel really dumb, thank god I stopped that months ago when I did something really embarrassing.

Anyway, sorry to rant. I don't admit this shit to anyone.

[Anonymous No.9597128]

>Can't sleep
>Too sweaty
>Not even in withdrawals
>Why is it so hot
>Start drinking just in case
>It's still hot

WTF?

[Anonymous No.9597130]

>>9595235
>he hasn't already drunk the 2 gallons of emergency vodka and forgotten about it

[Anonymous No.9597137]

>>9597128
try sheets, a t shirt, and light pajama pants. They help wick the sweat.

(also a nice pillow or blanket over your eyes for those shitty night hag moments)

[Anonymous No.9597159]

>>9595264
T-Day is a month away still, you must be craving a blowout feast

[Anonymous No.9597163]

>>9597137
I was laying on the blanket, without a shirt
TOO HOT

[Anonymous No.9597173]

>>9595274
>it was a great day when i realised coffee was all to blame
This.

[Anonymous No.9597176]

Why are people STILL quitting cold turkey?
Fucking kindling you idiots, go taper

[Anonymous No.9597191]

>>9588819
What happens next?

[Anonymous No.9597198]

>>9595818
It gets better. Consider your body has been used to alcohol and abuse for many months or years. It will take time for your body to reset. But it will.

[Anonymous No.9597232]

>>9595966
it's weird the difference drinking at a bar and drinking at home. I live in Toronto, most bars a pint is between $4.50 (the cheapest) and however much you wanna pay for location. But drinking at bars, especially cheap ones, you meet a bunch of interesting characters to say the least.

On one hand, you drink in a condo or house with friends, and it feels same old, same old. You buy a 12 pack of tall cans for $25 bucks.

On the other hand, you could get laid and get into trouble, but have a whole new experience and a bunch of fun. But, you are paying for 4 pints. I love bars, but they kill me financially. Shit, drinking at friends places kills me. Canada is expensive as fuck. I found when I was in New York, they sell my brand of beer for $32 for a 30 pack of small cans. I was drinking a case a day at my friends house. I am an alcohol, I think.

[Anonymous No.9597271]

>>9595955
>>feel weird and brain dead during the day
This will always happen after a drunk day. You have to give it a few days to feel a experience normal clear thinking day

[Anonymous No.9597285]

>>9597128
The problem is you live in california and are doing booze instead of yoga.

[Anonymous No.9597295]

>>9596151
Just quit it. You went 33 days, you can easily do it. 23 is still very young and your body will easily recover.

[Anonymous No.9597327]

>>9597285
I live in northern europe and it's -4C outside

[Anonymous No.9597378]

>>9596595
Two more days and it will be a full week. Then you are half way to 2 weeks. It's doable. You're likely over the worst of it. Don't give up and have to re-experience this phase.

[Anonymous No.9597480]

>>9597121
>when I did something really embarrassing.
w-what was it anon?

[Anonymous No.9597551]

Everyday at school, I sip my flask in between classes because being there is boring as hell. If my professors or classmates can tell, they haven't shown it. I'm usually quiet anyways.

After school's done for the day, I come back home and get drunk until the next day. I like to drink, I'm pretty apathetic when I'm sober. It also helps me not feel so lonely. Why do you guys drink?

[Anonymous No.9597564]

>7.25am
>70cl gone
>no lorazepam left, hugely addicted
>nowhere near drunk, spitting blood for some reason, lingering feeling of dread that I did something terrible last night
Today is gonna be GREAT

[Anonymous No.9597565]

>>9597232
>12 pack of tallboys for 25 leaf money

Holy shit I didnt know you had it so bad up there. I get a 12 pack of pint cans of good beer for $12 here, and I live in a more expensive state.

[Anonymous No.9597584]

Jesus fucking Christ. I know how unrelated and lame it is for me to post this, but I am an alcohol - I can’t be the only one who’ll enjoy this video, so I’m posting it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=80Rzf38JwCU
I ruin every relationship, always, have kind of given up at this point, but... I think if I had one of these I could stop drinking, I mean it’s SO nice. Surely I’d choose her over booze, so there is hope... r-right?

[Anonymous No.9597587]

Any thoughts on Tamnavulin? Trying to broaden my tastes in spirits a little, this is the first whisky I've had that I've really enjoyed neat when I wasn't already smashed. Got a bottle of that and some Kraken Black Spiced rum that I haven't tried yet.

[Anonymous No.9597682]

>>9587964

>first time drinking
>go to a birthday party
>payed for a girls movie tickets/food so she bought me drinks
>drink shots, uncountable beers, finish a bottle of sourpuss, half a bottle of rum
>halfway through get depressed and start crying
>fast forward to the end of my adventure
>having trouble walking and talking
>"Anon, you should drink some water."
>No
>Okay
>drinks water
>instantly feels sick
>stumble into buddys house
>lay on his couch
>fall off his couch
>crawl up to his bathroom
>look in the mirror
>vomit
>a second later the bro squad shows up
>two friends take me out of the washroom while the host cleans up my vomit
>they bring me to a shed
>did i mention the shed is basically a house
>tv, couches, etc
>lay me on the couch
>host comes in
>is kind and caring, isn't mad
>tucks me in

I'm going back there on the 28th. how do I not look like a retard?

[Anonymous No.9597711]

>>9595818
Don’t quit the weed yet. Get a few months clean of alcohol first.

[Anonymous No.9597716]

>>9597682
Don't drink so much.

[Anonymous No.9597735]

Well boys... my hair is starting to fall out.

Taking this week to ween off so I don't get the deets then giving it up.

Hope it re-grows.

[Anonymous No.9597747]

>Drunk as shit
>Fapping to porn
>Roommate comes home
>Ignore
>Keep fapping
>Eventually cum
>Roommate doesn't say anything
>Everything is normal

huh, maybe I shouldn't be so scared of fapping with him around after all

[Anonymous No.9597827]

>>9597747
he wants your dick

[Anonymous No.9597829]

had 4 drinks tonight after going 11 or 12 days sober, my longest streak since i fell into daily drinking a couple years ago

wish i just grabbed my nuts and got to two weeks 2bh. probably going to kill a sixer tomorrow and try sobriety again from there

[Anonymous No.9597868]

>>9597191
I'll tell you. Turns out it's just some guy whose wife is in hospital nearby after a lung transplant. He'll be gone in two or three weeks.

Also, new landlord indicates he's willing to negotiate.

Also, I'm hungover for the first time in months.

[Anonymous No.9597965]

>>9591055
Same. I was struggling to walk getting home and fell into a car just as the police were driving by. They stopped, asked me where I lived then took me home.

[Anonymous No.9597970]

>>9597121
>when I did something really embarrassing.
Time for a greentext

>>9597584
You have to stop first.
What kind of nice girl would go for an alkie, unless she falls in love like in a romance movie script?

[Anonymous No.9598171]

>When your drinking and everything doesn't matter because you're going to kill yourself anyway

[Anonymous No.9598184]

>>9597868
Disappointing but also reassuring

[Anonymous No.9598211]

>>9588018
I don't understand this post

[Anonymous No.9598226]

Three days sober

This time I'm gonna make it

[Anonymous No.9598290]

shit people
tried buying a sixpack after being without alcohol for over 3 weeks
not only did I get fucked up on just 4 beers, but I didn't even enjoy it, and I'm in shit shape today.
Strangely I got less hung over when I drank more often, either that or I was just accustomed to it

[Anonymous No.9598308]

>>9597551
in general because I feel alone, and it makes me feel insecure about my value as a human being.
I feel like if I had actual friends and not just people I share a vice with I would be able to not drink

[Anonymous No.9598310]

I decided to get economical and buy larger volumes and measure them out into an empty water bottle instead of overpaying for smaller portions. Seemed like a great idea. Turns out my body/brain doesn't understand the concept of "enough". So instead of drinking a 375mL two nights a week, I'd drink a shade under a fifth for like three goddamn days in a row. Yesterday was the first time since I think last Thursday maybe that I was sober. I guess this is my life now.

[Anonymous No.9598318]

>>9588209
Between the excessive gas build-up and the literal toxic sludge fermenting in your gut making you feel like shit, it should come as no surprise that releasing all of that at once (and feeling better now that all those toxic byproducts and sheeit) is the herald of the hangover's end.

When I take a particularly rough hangover dump, I smile a little bit. It's almost over.

[Anonymous No.9598330]

>>9590833
>Like a 750 of whiskey a night

For how long? Back in college I used to have a 750 washed down with a six pack on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday until I got gastritis.

[Anonymous No.9598426]

>>9597587
It is good, stupidly cheap as well. Keep an eye open for Aberlour 10 as well, it is usually on offer for a similar price and very nice too

[Anonymous No.9598520]

What's your opinion on functioning alcoholics? I can't remember the last time I went more than 48 hours without a drink, I haven't gone a day without a drink for 2 months. But I don't get shitfaced every day. I mostly just take nips of cheap whiskey, just enough to keep withdrawal away or at least manageable. Is functioning alcoholic a meme or is it doable?

[Anonymous No.9598608]

>>9588628
My dad could qualify, I guess.

I think being alright in a room alone is sort of a superpower though, although it has its downsides.

[Anonymous No.9598614]

>>9597069
I did the same, while some of it was fun It’s just too exhausting. I always felt a huge weight drop off of me whenever a girl left my house again. Now I’ve been alone for years and it’s fine.

[Anonymous No.9598635]

>>9593945
this is why i come to these threads.

[Anonymous No.9598666]

Im becoming addicted to the feeling of being hungover. Its so comfy and im so calm, tired but wanting to do something, hungry but i dont want anything complicated, a can of tuna with garlic and pepper is enough for me
Every sip of coffee is sweet and wonderfull
Even taking the toxic dump feels great once its done
Water is better, its kind of sweet
Fairies at the edges of my seeing dance when i look in a blank white area
Jacking off then napping gives me the most vivid lucid dreams
I feel connected to everyone
Then i realize its getting dark and i open up another one, i have work tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9598678]

>>9598666
Yeah, hangovers can be very cosy. Withdrawals are a whole other game though.

[Anonymous No.9598680]

>>9596595
congrats. i stopped once and then messed up and tried to start back on weekends. been 8 months of drinking again.

[Anonymous No.9598683]

>>9598678
>withdrawal
>existing

[Anonymous No.9598824]

>>9598520
>Is functioning alcoholic a meme or is it doable?
obviously doable, many people live their lives this way

you can still wreck yourself though, it might take a little longer

[Anonymous No.9598833]

>>9598683
>le addiction isn't real man
is this what happens when, you are enlightened by your intelligence?

[Anonymous No.9598835]

Well I was successfully weening until I found my friend in a canyon with his brains blown out. I keep telling myself after the funeral I'll start trying again but it's hard to believe it. Suicide is fucking difficult to deal with.

[chop No.9598841]

>>9598683
Could at least have posted his brother, given the thread we're in.

[Anonymous No.9598845]

>>9598520
It's walking a tightrope. I guess the definition of doable is 'not fucking up obligations because of drinking until you die'? That can happen with some luck and with the right kind of life. Of course you would still be ruining your physical and mental health along the way and generally live a miserable life.

[Anonymous No.9598859]

>>9594386
they lived on a corner lot, there was room. I actually did spin around a couple times, I would do this all the time actually. tfw front wheel drive car now.

[Anonymous No.9598874]

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[Anonymous No.9598915]

>>9598678
I miss this. in my early 20s hangovers could just be waited out. I used to go for a run and drink a lot of water, come back and have a reaaally heavy runners high, take a shower, kick back and feel kinda good.
now im over 30. a hangover no matter what feels horrible and I dread everything I did or said while I was drunk. It used to be funny back then.
>lol you were wasted and copped a feel on that girl and her bf wanted to fight you lol
>you forgot to pay your bar tab lol
>you at a 7/11 hot dog while blasting hard techno, you dont remember haha
no its...
>you were ranting about jews wtf man..
>dont talk to me ever again
>yeah im pretty sure someone called the cops
meanwhile I feel like im gonna die, I can feel my heart beating and think its gonna stop any second, feel embarresed and dont even want to emerge from my room

[Anonymous No.9599717]

>>9590899
what did one potato say to other potato?
premise absurd, nobody rich enough to have two potato

[Anonymous No.9599725]

>>9590919
I believe in you anon you can do it. Do it for my grandpa who quit drinking so he could go back to work and pay my mom's hospital bills desu

[Anonymous No.9600539]

>>9598835
I hear ya. Sorry about that dude. Give yourself some time to mourn and try again after a month or two