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>go to /ck/>check catalog>no webm threadLet's fix that.
Build that thread
gotta sauce fast
>>9583807This. OP is a lazy retard who doesn't into ctrl + f.
Interesting how you say you checked the catalog and there was no webm thread when there's a webm thread with 100 replies and its even labelled "webm thread." It's almost like you're a gigantic fucking attention seeking faggot.
>>9583810you should win+L
>inb4 the inb4 guy
>>9583765Why do some grocery stores have wrapped watermelon halves (not cut up, just a half in one piece) that cost more than a whole watermelon? Who is buying them?
why do people tap the knife?? why??? a reflex? purpose? autism?? just to look cool?? WHY!?!?? REEEEE
>>9585405People who don't want to buy a 5kg watermelon
>>9586459What's the story behind this?
>>9586499>5kgI've never bought a watermelon under 10kg. What the fuck are you supposed to do with a 5kg watermelon, feed your pet ants?
>>9587253holy shit man, how much does that death in a bag cost?
>>9587253I'd eat that, if i was drunk and hungry as hell, that is
>>9587253Damn, not bad
>>9583760this is an abomination
>>9586459what do you think that hot dog tasted like haha
>>9587386Delicious. I wonder if you have to pay extra for that topping.
>>9586459I wish I could eat that hot dog
>>9585441kinda like a ritual i guess. also keeps the rhythm if your chopping stuff
>>9587286youtube.com/watch?v=VcDdkTeacPQR$7.00 = US$ 2.07
>>9586597Looked like ketchup
>>9585405I had once had a coworker who lost an arm and he would buy that produce you already see cut up like watermelon and apple slices because it was easy for him, so there’s that.
>>9583754>>no webm threadYou clearly didn’t look very closely.
>>9586605it’s painfully fake.and not a covincing one>empty kitchen>waitress completely unaware of the fucking surveillance camera in the kitchen>server applying condiments to the hot dog
>>9587712>>9587730I just joined in this thread, but you faggots can fuck off.I went to check that old thread and there were like three webms in it, including the OP, and the rest was just one-line no-image shitposting. Even the inb4 guy hadn't chimed in.
>>9586670Are you gay?
>>9583803Anyone else love watching the super long infomercials as a kid? Magic Bullet and Showtime Rotisserie Oven were top tier.
>>9587951>he says ironically whilst not actually posting a webm.Retard.
>>9585405I worked at a grocery store in the fast food section, and there was a special one week where you could get a large box of fries and it ended up costing less than the medium box. So many customers ended up just buying the medium box of fries, and even with combos it was still cheaper to get the large box. One customer actually said to me "I'd rather pay more for less food if it means I'm going to finish the food."What the fuck kind of reasoning is that? Just save it, put it in the fridge or something.
>>9587951that thread is better than your shitty threadkill yourself
>>9583802i hope he opens a restaurant, stands in the kitchen himself, cooks food for all customers, and gets sued for serving uncooked disgusting and unhygienic shit.this fucking nigger needs to die, i hate this fucking shit stain faggot so much
>>9583909fucking disgusting subhuman sh- ... i mean, delicious american cuisine
>>9589756Only good for one thing, and it ain't cooking. Rhymes with ducking.
>>9583765wait, why do they tap the knife?
>>9589827stop posting shit of this disgusting filthy trash.
>>9589834wait, why do they tap the knife?
>>9589838ummmm actually I asked for no onions tee hee
>>9589827>eat sandwich like taco>eat taco like sandwichpisses me off
>>9589866"How to get everything stuck between your teeth"
>>9589866wish that were my ass uuuumph
>>9587253>American food>Literally fried starch, dedicated meat, and oily fat tossed into a walmart bag>doused in Mayo and fake "American cheese"absolutely disgusting
>>9587260That fridge is the size of 2 my fridges, if not the size of my entire kitchen. Americans must have big famiglies to justify enormously big fridges
>>9583760So someone actually made the "fun pizza" from the Tumblr copypasta?
>>9588919Some people have very big aversion towards wasting food, and at the same time, don't want to eat the same thing for several meals straight because they bought a big tub of one thing that has short expiration date.
Is /ck/ getting worse?
>>9589305Japanese fetishes are so advanced compared to our plebeian western fetishes.
>>9589887low effort bait
>>9589891>Implying whites can't barbequewooot
>>9589891>watermelon with kiwi, melon, blueberries, strawberry and coconut sprinkled on top>some "numale" racists, "gender-neutral" freak on tumblr has an issue with it because fruit is for evil white "healthy" peoplewowzer this freak needs actual help
>>9589907Everything is getting worse
>>9589932Was about to say exactly this
>>9589925It was triggered by someone posting picture of "watermelon pizza" from a hotel in Istanbul, Turkey.
>>9589305this is how i imagined that egg-roofie story from 4chan happened
>>9589860Same reason some people love drawing with a blunt pencil, they're retarded. Don't bang your knife it will blunt it.
>>9587253God tier drunk food
>>9589891>White people be eatin mayonnaise and fruit?!>Am I right, folks?>Women be shoppin'.
>>9590088*1 second of forced male laughter*
>>9587253the cutie guy making it :) uma delicia
>>9590096Why is her house so nice and neat?
>>9590096the T Rex loves halloween cookies>>9590143clutter fears the T Rex
>>9590096There's a bodybuilder with cerebral palsy. All the extra strength makes it easier to control his body, because a lot of getting stronger is teaching your mind to better control the muscles. Unfortunately most doctors are a bunch of numales that think curling 5lb dumbbells while walking around the neighborhood is strenuous exercise.
>>9588677that's so gross but at the same time really cool>>9587253the dude making this is so cute
>>9583760I don't even have a proper reaction image for this shit
>>9589866this shit is turning me on
>>9589940holy shit this looks amazing, but i love coronaritas toothere's one or two places here that do the chamoy/tajin rim for their micheladas and it's my favorite thing
>>9589843europe has gone too far with this sweet dish
>>9588677so that's how japari buns are made
>>9589866>jackpisses me off
>>9589889Even couples have really big fridges and a wine fridge too usually. 20+ cu.ft is pretty standard here. People just have a lot of space here and like to store shit.
>>9589891I chuckled. For the people who think it's some black person making white people jokes I think you are mistaken. It's a suburbs/domesticated joke. I enjoyed it.
>>9590096best waifu, she is a role model, a queen. I am super jealous of whoever gets to marry her. I mean, imagine the healthy girl who don't stop bitching,while this girl with her problems still manages to fight and cook meals. please hold me /ck/.
>>9590173>Unfortunately most doctors are a bunch of numalesCome on now you meme-spouting cretin, by definition to be a doctor you need to have studied pretty hard for like a decade, and the average doctor stereotype is like some paternalistic stern old father figure who's been practicing for thirty years (or female equivalent).How mentally bankrupt do you need to be to reach into your shitty bag of half a dozen insults and try to apply them to all scenarios.
>>9590525Yeah, everyone just hates it because it's from Tumblr.
>>9589829Maybe remove excess juice..Or something with rhythm
>>9589923Is this what non-french people call croissant?
>>9589923>croissantit is called brioche my fat burger eating friend.
>>9589889Nah I have seen the video, that fridge isn't that big. It's just all the shit in it making it look bigger than it really is. I am interested now though, how big are fridges in other countries?
>>9589889Do you live in SK or something? That's a normal sized fridge
>>9590653>ImplyingThat's not brioche it's fake ass croissant, it's poorly shaped like it.
>>9590160what the fuck is going on? how the fuck can somebody be this bad a cooking?
>>9590173You're an idiot
>>9590677F A V R E A UAVREAU
>>9588677>catches bugs in actual cooking pan>cooks the bugs on what looks like a badly made ceramic plateAfrica, everybody.
>>9590721She has cerebral palsy you fucking mong.
>>9588797Was the Magic Bullet the one where the actors had had a party the night before and they were making breakfast in the morning?
>>9589891Why are brown people so passive aggressive? Only coping mechanism left after being colonized for hundreds, if not thousands of years?
>>9590558Its not like she does this regularly. Its quite tedious for her I assume.
>>9590879Like white people, asians, and women in general don't pull passive aggressive shit at work or college settings all the time.Everyone does it, some people are just better at realizing that there is no need for petty shit in the workplace or are more willing to settle conflicts instead of flaming them.
>>9590920Brown people only know how to settle conflicts by blowing them out of proportion.
>>9590588>sausages parallel with grill
>>9589430Eesh...can you imagine the smell in the room after that? Like burnt river side.
>>9589891Why is he so upset?
>>9590160this makes me sad :(
>>9590564>>9590572thats so sad holy shit
>>9589891>fruit and cheese is horribleIs he an idiot?>box reads "Le Meridien Istanbul Etiler"Yes, seems he's an idiot.
>>9590564its because he has no onions or greens
>>9585405ATM I buy them instead of a full melon because they're on offer and thus cheaper than a full melon. I'll go back to a full melon when they're no longer on offer though. :(
>>9585405I buy the overpriced pre cut fruit because I'm a lazy fuck sometimes.
>>9589891I would have eaten this as a kid, enjoyed it too. I loved shit like fruit kababs
>>9589889In America we go grocery shopping much more infrequently than in Europe.
>>9585441to get the seeds and juice off
>>9589887Fries are European food.
>>9585405I suspect some are seeing the per pound price, assuming it's for the whole thing because it's in the ballpark of what it should cost compared to a whole melon, and then they don't put it back if they notice their mistake. And all of that is intended by the scummy store.
>>9589889Most of us are stuck in the shitty suburbs so buying groceries requires getting in a car.
>>9589756wish I had an idiot korean girlfriend who could fuck up making me eggs
>>9589932Oh my god, I'm not even kidding that has been a holiday tradition from the german side of my family. Thats fucking amazing
>>9588677Fuuuuck. Why cant they just....ugh....hnnngg.....nyeh....goddamnit africa
>>9588677I'm triggered as fuck by how incompetent they are at catching those bugs. Like you could gather that entire swarm with a single malaria net. I highly dought hitting them with a fucking pot is the most efficient way to do this
>>9591727THEY DON'T EVEN USE THE POT TO COOK THEM, THEY USE A FUCKING 5TH GRADE ART PROJECT PLATE
>>9588677thats actually pretty cool how they catch enough of those fuckers to make cakes out of them
>>9591735i know i have that picture of the African woman building a fucking camp fire in the middle of a kitchen but i can't find it and people wonder why there are not more black CEOs
>>9588677that's fucking disgusting, but those older kids are absolutely adorable and at least it's nutritious...
>>9589834>tfw no qt turkish cook bf
>>9589843>all those fliesGod mexicans are so gross
>>9592031Are you THAT fucking retarded
>>9590042>knife can slice through a steak that thick in one draw>blunthurr
>>9592082>banging the edge of a knife against a wooden surface won't dull itnu-/ck/, everyone
>>9585441>>9589829>>9589860Why did you ask this question three times?
>>9592098Wood is typically much softer than steel and thus is unlikely to impact the edge much.
>>9592209>My first day on ck looking for veggie recepies>Like webms so look>read thisI am doubting /x/ was the lowest iq board.
>>9590920>Like white people, asians, and women in general don't pull passive aggressive shit at work or college settings all the time.I work in landscaping. We just flat out yell at one another.
>>9592232>>9592098He is right, tapping your edge on a wood surface is not going to dull a blade. Maybe if you are using a shit knife made of 440 stainless. Blades dull not matter what you do, maintaining your knifes edge is part of the life. Stop being petty cunts.
>>9592265>tapping your edge on a wood surface is not going to dull a blade. >Blades dull not matter what you do
>>9590160>tards cookingLiterally why? Just let them be tards and don't let them try to do normal things because they will just embarrass themselves.She's kinda hot tho. Wood berry is she want a tard.
>>9592284>Skipping a meal is not going to kill you>People die no matter what you do
>>9589925Man stop being so butthurt that shit was funny af
>>9592284Its true you dumb fuck.I bet you've never even prepped more than 2 onions at once. Go get me a fucking 600 pan you little shit.
>>9590096Does anyone remember the thread a couple of months ago when someone was asking what was wrong with her cos they thought cerebral palsy was the name she went by online
>>9590661Just fuck me up. I wanna die in that plate.
>>9590831The funny thing is that YOU are actually the mong here because he was clearly trolling!
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in collegenothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"anyway whats this thread about?
>>9587253But Wait, there's more. Looks like french fries and sausage ++ sauce
>>9587253Is this the fabled Salchipapa?
>>9589891It's a fucking fruit salad, who wouldn't eat that? I mean if I was promised real pizza and that's all I got I'd be a bit disappointed but as a dessert or an appetizer I would smash that.
>>9585405kissless virgins like the people who buy thanksgiving dinners for one
>>9591516I could have done without the fucking sauces
>>9592284Think harder, you've nearly got it.
>>9583802>Jacks CIA blender
>>9590572You left out 'surly'.
>>9591226>heThe entire thing is written from the perspective of a 17 year old daughter who has to deal with a nagging mom
>>9587253is that jordi? before he started doing porn?
>>9593031AAAAAA SO MUCH CROSS CONTAMINATION
>>9589915whites can barbecueyour average suburban bloke who only grills once or twice a year can't
>>9593031what the fuck am I looking at
>>9590588How is this sicko still alive? He must have 17 different types of parasites by now
>>9593031What in the fuck
>>9590677big fucking dealmakes grilled cheesenot really impressedthough the dubs look delicious
>>9592298kys right now
>>9592358yes>>9590096i imagine making gentle love to her while her muscles involuntarily contract around my turgid member.
>>9593031Mexico was a mistake
>>9588797I fucking love watching ronco commercials when bored
>>9593031mods should ban this kind of posts, it is legitimately upsetting
>>9588797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6JEi3__2KII used to watch this every saturday afternoon as a kid since it came on in that weird time-slot on network stations after the morning cartoon blocks had ended but sport events hadn't started yet. I had the dialogue and food demo order memorized at one point. I guess the happy acting and pacing made me feel relaxed.
>>9592541God damn, look at 25 seconds in, her fingers are right under that knife when she's hammering on it. Literal finger guillotine
>>9593031What is that stuff?
>>9587253I know exactly where this place is(marechal hermes, Rio de Janeiro) but fuck me if I'm gonna take 2 trains to a crime riddled place for some potatoes.
>>9594087That's pretty cool.
>>9594087Is this a joke? Serious question.
>>9594123Captions are a joke but the video is serious. Ramsey did a documentary about cocaine issues in Britain (he has an addict brother and a friend of his died due to cocaine). He tested for cocaine on his restaurants, drove along with police, interviewed scientists etc. and then went with a poor cocaine farmer to see how it's produced. The farmer does all that and the cartel pays him like 30$ for a bag worth 5k at the street.
>>9589843>eewww there's a hair in my food
>>9588797>>9593790Fuck yes I did and sometimes do when I am drunk. My all time fav is the miracle blade 3 perfection series, but there are so many classics.
>>9594140Thanks anon. Have a qt Asian lady.
>>9593031>Well that doesn't look great but it's just chips and gummies, might be an ok snack cup>At least they aren't covering it in tons of sauces and limes like every other Mexico webm>Get to the end
>>9593031wouldnt even be that bad if it wasnt for the sauce. up until that stage it would have been acceptable
>>9583802>ask jack on twitter why he does the things he does>instantly get blocked
>>9588677wonder how many calories are burned swinging a heavy pot around for hours vs how many are gained eating the fly burgerthere's gotta be a more efficient way to do that, but it's africa so...
>>9590173It's because of oligophrenics like you that the world will never be better.
>>9588797Some channel had the magic bullet one playing on repeat overnight during the couple months when I broke my leg and couldn't sleep easily. I could recite that thing word for word.
>>9589838shit looks BOMB
>>9592541I haven't felt so nervous watching a webm since straying into a gore thread on /b/. More tension than I can handle
>>9590750J E S U S C H R I S TESUSCHRIST
>>9591516Too. Much. Fucking. LimeSeriously. The fuck is with these spics and lime? I like it, but they go way too overboard with the shit.
>>9594440Holy shit what is this?
>>9594597>Putting lime on limesThat gave me a chuckle, but you stop that right now. I've dated some Hispanic chick before and everything always had too much lime on it. I hated it.
>>9593031nani the fuck
>>9594140>captions are a jokewait so they don't use all those materials and so forth, or only the "it's raw" was a joke?
>>9594754No the ingredients are accurate. Only the "it's raw" is added.
>>9589940how are you supposed to drink this with the bottle stuck in therehow are you supposed to take the bottle out without spillingwho thought this was a good idea
>>9595029use the straw you dumbass
>>9594599I am not sure but it looks like garry's mod
>>9594440what the fuck is this
>>9589021>tfw no broccoli cat
>>9592744thot needs to cover up no one needs to see her greasy tits swinging all over the tacos
>>9589756>tfw this dumb bimbo can still cook better than I can
>>9594780why the fuck do they gotta use gasoline, acid and batteries? is it really necessary or are there just better ways that are more expensive?
>>9595145loads of weird stuff is used in the making of pharmaceuticals, but they don't make it in the end product,they are used as reagents, and as it turns out stuff that likes to participate in reactions are usually also quite dangerous (they like to react with your body as well)also battery acid is just sulfuric acid
>>9589829habit built over the years. Just something she does to signal the start of the cut.
>>9589843LIVE FOR THE SWARM
>>9593031Man i'm so fucking pissed. How can people like literally condiments? These fucks put lime juice, worcester sauce and tabasco on anything. Shave ice without syrup, only lime juice, tabasco and a shitload of salt is a thing and it's fucking disgusting.
>>9583803>salsaThat's a salad.
>>9593131she's wearing gloves
>>9595649>i have no idea what cross-contamination is
>>9591516I can't stand how they do it with speed, implying they're such an expert chef that what they're about to serve you is going to taste good
>>9595684it's a joke you fuckwit
>>9595921Sorry, but some people are that retardet.
Requesting Chef Scalfani's corndog attempt webm
>>9590879its only the half-brownsthose are the most irritating, loudmouthed bunch
>>9596289i gotchu fa.m
>>9595684It doesn't mean "one unprepared ingredient coming into contact with another unprepared ingredient" though. It's more about raw meat or spoiled produce contaminating other foods.
>>9596330Thanks fella it was an emergency
>>9596342>It doesn't mean "one unprepared ingredient coming into contact with another unprepared ingredient"That is actualy pretty much the deffinition of cross contamination...
>>9596356But if there's no harmful effect then where does the "contamination" come from? If I accidentally drop a grape into a bag of cherries would that be cross contamination?
>>9596378>If I accidentally drop a grape into a bag of cherries would that be cross contamination?Yes.
>>9583802/ck/ should get ReviewBrah to taste some of Jack's concoctions.
>>9593031This """""restaurant""""" was a mistake
>>9594262>>9594296Kys fat fucks
>>9594599>>9595050Its a map called Pizza Ya San for Sven Coop. A half life multiplayer mod where you can play stupid maps like this. It takes fucking forever to beat that map.
>>9592265Do you get off just spreading lies on the internet? Why do you think they sell replacement lawn mower blades when all you are mowing is fucking grass?
>>9588677>/ck/ expected more from people with an IQ lower than Coco the chimpanzee
>>9595050>>9595054It's a map for a source mod named Sven. The map is Pizza Ya San. You work in a pizzeria, that stocks lots of guns for some reason.
>>9589940>Chamoy refers to a variety of savory sauces and condiments in Mexican cuisine made from pickled fruitTrump please nuke that neighbour of yours. Jesus.
>>9592298>tardits cerebral palsy not downs dummy
>>9589889people in northern countries dont usually have local supermarkets or local stores so they buy their groceries once/twice a week thus they stock most of it In my country we go shopping everyday so the fridge is pretty much always empty but if I want anything I can walk less thaan a corner and get it
>>9590677everytime i see this i want to make a grilled cheese its the easiest shit ever ... although waaaay too much butter
>>9589866Looks like he's going with the tried & true 10-bite sandwich attack. Solid plan
>>9592298You should die.
>>9595145heres the source incase youre wondering.>is it really necessary or are there just better ways that are more expensive?of course its not necessary but remember, these people are making this shit in the jungle/their backyard not in some lab so they gotta use whatever they have as an alternative. its rather ingenious, if you think about it.
>>9593790>putting sliced hotdog into a vat of corn batterWhat the heck is this bitch doing?
>>9596815>>9596829Why aren't these images moving?
>>9589915Tumblr's just racist like that, don't think too hard about it
>>9590060Is this just some elaborate troll to out the /pol/acks?
>>9590572I am in awe.
>>9590661This is the best part of all 4chan.People cry for other reasons on the other boards.
>>9591285>5▶>>9593629>File: 1505765877279.png (571 KB, 1757x666)Thatnks anon.
>>9592335>autist screeching "wipipo wipipo wipipo amirite?" for 30 goddamn lines is "funny af" >muh suburbia is bad ecks-dee amirite?Did you get your szechuwan sauce bud?
>>9592298I wish you could be sacrificed to fix her
>>9585405They're the same price here(it's per kg) and I buy them because I wanna see if they're ripe enough/not overripe like most of the whole ones.
>>9586670How's your metabolic syndrome buddy?
>>95889191. I don't want to waste food2. Fries are fucking disgusting when not fresh 3. I'm not a hamplanet who eats large fries 4. I'm not a poorfag to care about those 25c
>>9589925How triggered are you right now
>>9590661Why is that lamb burnt?
>>9589756Is there a part where Mina cooks an egg too?
>>9596378WHY DOES THIS KEEP GETTING POSTED
>>9589843That must taste fucking amazing to have that damn swarm just hypnotized by it.
>>9594087>sulfuric acid disolved in water
>>9589305A 4chan le may-moo got turned into a JAV. What in the actual fuck is going on in this timeline???
>>9593031Am I the only one that really wants to try this? Surely it can't be that bad.
>>9589021looks like hes got worms coming out of his thumb
>>9591727listen triggerboy. they obviously wet the bottom of the pot and the bugs stick to it like my frosting sticks to your mamas sourdough funbuns
>>9598779its loss you newfag
>>9588797I'm a Ninja Blender man myself, though the NuWave Oven is a nice alternative.
>>9589843>we crush wasps to make the dough
>>9589843crunchy honey rolls
>>9596445damn. perfect landing and everything.
>>9590096I hope those are breakfast cookies
>>9590677>left the paper on the cheese slicesRich moron.
>>9596289>when retard millennials don't know you're supposed to dip the fries in the cheese>when parasitic millennials can't admit they made a mistake>when narcissistic millennials pretend like they invented something for once
>>9586626Is it loss?
>>9596378Would you like to eat doritos mixed with gummy bear?