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9583754 No.9583754 [Reply] [Original]

>go to /ck/
>check catalog
>no webm thread
Let's fix that.

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Build that thread

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gotta sauce fast

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>> No.9583810

This. OP is a lazy retard who doesn't into ctrl + f.

>> No.9583823

Interesting how you say you checked the catalog and there was no webm thread when there's a webm thread with 100 replies and its even labelled "webm thread." It's almost like you're a gigantic fucking attention seeking faggot.

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you should win+L

>> No.9583934

>inb4 the inb4 guy

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>> No.9585405

Why do some grocery stores have wrapped watermelon halves (not cut up, just a half in one piece) that cost more than a whole watermelon? Who is buying them?

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why do people tap the knife?? why??? a reflex? purpose? autism?? just to look cool?? WHY!?!?? REEEEE

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>> No.9586499

People who don't want to buy a 5kg watermelon

>> No.9586597


>> No.9586605

What's the story behind this?

>> No.9586617

gross lol

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>> No.9586670


I've never bought a watermelon under 10kg. What the fuck are you supposed to do with a 5kg watermelon, feed your pet ants?

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>> No.9587279


>> No.9587282

uma delicia

>> No.9587286

holy shit man, how much does that death in a bag cost?

>> No.9587307

I'd eat that, if i was drunk and hungry as hell, that is

>> No.9587363


Damn, not bad

>> No.9587376

this is an abomination

>> No.9587386

what do you think that hot dog tasted like haha

>> No.9587390

Delicious. I wonder if you have to pay extra for that topping.

>> No.9587421

>using windows

>> No.9587477

I wish I could eat that hot dog

>> No.9587507

kinda like a ritual i guess. also keeps the rhythm if your chopping stuff

>> No.9587594


R$7.00 = US$ 2.07

>> No.9587707

Looked like ketchup

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>> No.9587726

I had once had a coworker who lost an arm and he would buy that produce you already see cut up like watermelon and apple slices because it was easy for him, so there’s that.

>> No.9587730

>>no webm thread
You clearly didn’t look very closely.

>> No.9587731

it’s painfully fake.
and not a covincing one
>empty kitchen
>waitress completely unaware of the fucking surveillance camera in the kitchen
>server applying condiments to the hot dog

>> No.9587951


I just joined in this thread, but you faggots can fuck off.

I went to check that old thread and there were like three webms in it, including the OP, and the rest was just one-line no-image shitposting. Even the inb4 guy hadn't chimed in.

>> No.9588668

Are you gay?

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>> No.9588797

Anyone else love watching the super long infomercials as a kid? Magic Bullet and Showtime Rotisserie Oven were top tier.

>> No.9588813

>he says ironically whilst not actually posting a webm.

>> No.9588919
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I worked at a grocery store in the fast food section, and there was a special one week where you could get a large box of fries and it ended up costing less than the medium box. So many customers ended up just buying the medium box of fries, and even with combos it was still cheaper to get the large box. One customer actually said to me "I'd rather pay more for less food if it means I'm going to finish the food."

What the fuck kind of reasoning is that? Just save it, put it in the fridge or something.

>> No.9588929

that thread is better than your shitty thread
kill yourself

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Post BBC

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>> No.9589745

i hope he opens a restaurant, stands in the kitchen himself, cooks food for all customers, and gets sued for serving uncooked disgusting and unhygienic shit.

this fucking nigger needs to die, i hate this fucking shit stain faggot so much

>> No.9589753

fucking disgusting subhuman sh- ... i mean, delicious american cuisine

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>> No.9589816


Only good for one thing, and it ain't cooking. Rhymes with ducking.

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>> No.9589829

wait, why do they tap the knife?

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>> No.9589846

stop posting shit of this disgusting filthy trash.

>> No.9589860

wait, why do they tap the knife?

>> No.9589863

ummmm actually I asked for no onions tee hee

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>eat sandwich like taco
>eat taco like sandwich
pisses me off

>> No.9589873

"How to get everything stuck between your teeth"

>> No.9589875

wish that were my ass uuuumph

>> No.9589887

>American food
>Literally fried starch, dedicated meat, and oily fat tossed into a walmart bag
>doused in Mayo and fake "American cheese"

absolutely disgusting

>> No.9589889

That fridge is the size of 2 my fridges, if not the size of my entire kitchen. Americans must have big famiglies to justify enormously big fridges

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So someone actually made the "fun pizza" from the Tumblr copypasta?

>> No.9589899

Some people have very big aversion towards wasting food, and at the same time, don't want to eat the same thing for several meals straight because they bought a big tub of one thing that has short expiration date.

>> No.9589907

Is /ck/ getting worse?

>> No.9589909

Japanese fetishes are so advanced compared to our plebeian western fetishes.

>> No.9589911

low effort bait

>> No.9589915

>Implying whites can't barbeque

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>watermelon with kiwi, melon, blueberries, strawberry and coconut sprinkled on top
>some "numale" racists, "gender-neutral" freak on tumblr has an issue with it because fruit is for evil white "healthy" people

wowzer this freak needs actual help

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Everything is getting worse

>> No.9589934

Was about to say exactly this

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>> No.9589946
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It was triggered by someone posting picture of "watermelon pizza" from a hotel in Istanbul, Turkey.

>> No.9589961

please explain

>> No.9589963

this is how i imagined that egg-roofie story from 4chan happened

>> No.9590042

Same reason some people love drawing with a blunt pencil, they're retarded. Don't bang your knife it will blunt it.

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>> No.9590065

fucking disgusting

>> No.9590069

God tier drunk food

>> No.9590088

>White people be eatin mayonnaise and fruit?!

>Am I right, folks?

>Women be shoppin'.

>> No.9590092

*1 second of forced male laughter*

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>> No.9590101

the cutie guy making it :) uma delicia

>> No.9590117


Wife material

>> No.9590143

Why is her house so nice and neat?

>> No.9590151

the T Rex loves halloween cookies

clutter fears the T Rex

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>> No.9590173

There's a bodybuilder with cerebral palsy. All the extra strength makes it easier to control his body, because a lot of getting stronger is teaching your mind to better control the muscles. Unfortunately most doctors are a bunch of numales that think curling 5lb dumbbells while walking around the neighborhood is strenuous exercise.

>> No.9590196

that's so gross but at the same time really cool
the dude making this is so cute

>> No.9590212

I don't even have a proper reaction image for this shit

>> No.9590224

this shit is turning me on

>> No.9590232


>> No.9590236

holy shit this looks amazing, but i love coronaritas too

there's one or two places here that do the chamoy/tajin rim for their micheladas and it's my favorite thing

>> No.9590238

europe has gone too far with this sweet dish

>> No.9590245


so that's how japari buns are made

>> No.9590380

pisses me off

>> No.9590438
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Even couples have really big fridges and a wine fridge too usually. 20+ cu.ft is pretty standard here. People just have a lot of space here and like to store shit.

>> No.9590525

I chuckled. For the people who think it's some black person making white people jokes I think you are mistaken. It's a suburbs/domesticated joke. I enjoyed it.

>> No.9590558

best waifu, she is a role model, a queen. I am super jealous of whoever gets to marry her. I mean, imagine the healthy girl who don't stop bitching,while this girl with her problems still manages to fight and cook meals.
please hold me /ck/.

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>Unfortunately most doctors are a bunch of numales

Come on now you meme-spouting cretin, by definition to be a doctor you need to have studied pretty hard for like a decade, and the average doctor stereotype is like some paternalistic stern old father figure who's been practicing for thirty years (or female equivalent).

How mentally bankrupt do you need to be to reach into your shitty bag of half a dozen insults and try to apply them to all scenarios.

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>> No.9590570

Yeah, everyone just hates it because it's from Tumblr.

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>> No.9590583

Maybe remove excess juice..
Or something with rhythm

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>> No.9590645

Is this what non-french people call croissant?

>> No.9590653

it is called brioche my fat burger eating friend.

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>> No.9590683

Nah I have seen the video, that fridge isn't that big. It's just all the shit in it making it look bigger than it really is. I am interested now though, how big are fridges in other countries?

>> No.9590696

Do you live in SK or something? That's a normal sized fridge

>> No.9590697

That's not brioche it's fake ass croissant, it's poorly shaped like it.

>> No.9590721

what the fuck is going on? how the fuck can somebody be this bad a cooking?

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You're an idiot

>> No.9590750


>> No.9590772

>catches bugs in actual cooking pan
>cooks the bugs on what looks like a badly made ceramic plate

Africa, everybody.

>> No.9590831

She has cerebral palsy you fucking mong.

>> No.9590851

Was the Magic Bullet the one where the actors had had a party the night before and they were making breakfast in the morning?

>> No.9590879

Why are brown people so passive aggressive? Only coping mechanism left after being colonized for hundreds, if not thousands of years?

>> No.9590916

Its not like she does this regularly. Its quite tedious for her I assume.

>> No.9590920

Like white people, asians, and women in general don't pull passive aggressive shit at work or college settings all the time.

Everyone does it, some people are just better at realizing that there is no need for petty shit in the workplace or are more willing to settle conflicts instead of flaming them.

>> No.9590943

Brown people only know how to settle conflicts by blowing them out of proportion.

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>sausages parallel with grill

>> No.9590957

Eesh...can you imagine the smell in the room after that? Like burnt river side.

>> No.9591226

Why is he so upset?

>> No.9591272

this makes me sad :(

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>> No.9591388

thats so sad holy shit

>> No.9591414

>fruit and cheese is horrible

Is he an idiot?

>box reads "Le Meridien Istanbul Etiler"

Yes, seems he's an idiot.

>> No.9591416

god damn

>> No.9591439


>> No.9591449
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its because he has no onions or greens

>> No.9591456

ATM I buy them instead of a full melon because they're on offer and thus cheaper than a full melon. I'll go back to a full melon when they're no longer on offer though. :(

>> No.9591489

I buy the overpriced pre cut fruit because I'm a lazy fuck sometimes.

>> No.9591506

I would have eaten this as a kid, enjoyed it too. I loved shit like fruit kababs

>> No.9591515


In America we go grocery shopping much more infrequently than in Europe.

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>> No.9591602

to get the seeds and juice off

>> No.9591650

Fries are European food.

>> No.9591678

I suspect some are seeing the per pound price, assuming it's for the whole thing because it's in the ballpark of what it should cost compared to a whole melon, and then they don't put it back if they notice their mistake. And all of that is intended by the scummy store.

>> No.9591691

Most of us are stuck in the shitty suburbs so buying groceries requires getting in a car.

>> No.9591692

wish I had an idiot korean girlfriend who could fuck up making me eggs

>> No.9591703

Oh my god, I'm not even kidding that has been a holiday tradition from the german side of my family. Thats fucking amazing

>> No.9591722


Fuuuuck. Why cant they just....ugh....hnnngg.....nyeh....

goddamnit africa

>> No.9591727

I'm triggered as fuck by how incompetent they are at catching those bugs. Like you could gather that entire swarm with a single malaria net. I highly dought hitting them with a fucking pot is the most efficient way to do this

>> No.9591735


>> No.9591751

thats actually pretty cool how they catch enough of those fuckers to make cakes out of them

>> No.9591773

i know i have that picture of the African woman building a fucking camp fire in the middle of a kitchen but i can't find it

and people wonder why there are not more black CEOs

>> No.9591992

that's fucking disgusting, but those older kids are absolutely adorable and at least it's nutritious...

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>tfw no qt turkish cook bf

>> No.9592031

>all those flies
God mexicans are so gross

>> No.9592050

Are you THAT fucking retarded

>> No.9592064

>t. beaner

>> No.9592082

>knife can slice through a steak that thick in one draw


>> No.9592098

>banging the edge of a knife against a wooden surface won't dull it
nu-/ck/, everyone

>> No.9592161

Why did you ask this question three times?

>> No.9592209

Wood is typically much softer than steel and thus is unlikely to impact the edge much.

>> No.9592232

>My first day on ck looking for veggie recepies
>Like webms so look
>read this

I am doubting /x/ was the lowest iq board.

>> No.9592246

>Like white people, asians, and women in general don't pull passive aggressive shit at work or college settings all the time.
I work in landscaping. We just flat out yell at one another.

>> No.9592265

He is right, tapping your edge on a wood surface is not going to dull a blade.
Maybe if you are using a shit knife made of 440 stainless.
Blades dull not matter what you do, maintaining your knifes edge is part of the life.

Stop being petty cunts.

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>tapping your edge on a wood surface is not going to dull a blade.
>Blades dull not matter what you do

>> No.9592298

>tards cooking

Literally why? Just let them be tards and don't let them try to do normal things because they will just embarrass themselves.

She's kinda hot tho. Wood berry is she want a tard.

>> No.9592320

>Skipping a meal is not going to kill you
>People die no matter what you do

>> No.9592335

Man stop being so butthurt that shit was funny af

>> No.9592345


>> No.9592350

Its true you dumb fuck.
I bet you've never even prepped more than 2 onions at once.
Go get me a fucking 600 pan you little shit.

>> No.9592358

Does anyone remember the thread a couple of months ago when someone was asking what was wrong with her cos they thought cerebral palsy was the name she went by online

>> No.9592368

Just fuck me up. I wanna die in that plate.

>> No.9592432

The funny thing is that YOU are actually the mong here because he was clearly trolling!

>> No.9592446

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>> No.9592447

But Wait, there's more. Looks like french fries and sausage ++ sauce

>> No.9592457

Is this the fabled Salchipapa?

>> No.9592486


>> No.9592541
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It's a fucking fruit salad, who wouldn't eat that? I mean if I was promised real pizza and that's all I got I'd be a bit disappointed but as a dessert or an appetizer I would smash that.

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kissless virgins like the people who buy thanksgiving dinners for one

>> No.9592899

I could have done without the fucking sauces

>> No.9592976

Think harder, you've nearly got it.

>> No.9592986

>Jacks CIA blender

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>> No.9593017

You left out 'surly'.

>> No.9593022

The entire thing is written from the perspective of a 17 year old daughter who has to deal with a nagging mom

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>> No.9593099

is that jordi? before he started doing porn?

>> No.9593131


>> No.9593133

whites can barbecue

your average suburban bloke who only grills once or twice a year can't

>> No.9593141

what the fuck am I looking at

>> No.9593253

How is this sicko still alive? He must have 17 different types of parasites by now

>> No.9593604

What in the fuck

>> No.9593629


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big fucking deal
makes grilled cheese
not really impressed

though the dubs look delicious

>> No.9593638

kys right now

>> No.9593659

i imagine making gentle love to her while her muscles involuntarily contract around my turgid member.

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Mexico was a mistake

>> No.9593738

I fucking love watching ronco commercials when bored

>> No.9593748

mods should ban this kind of posts, it is legitimately upsetting

>> No.9593790
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I used to watch this every saturday afternoon as a kid since it came on in that weird time-slot on network stations after the morning cartoon blocks had ended but sport events hadn't started yet. I had the dialogue and food demo order memorized at one point. I guess the happy acting and pacing made me feel relaxed.

>> No.9593862

God damn, look at 25 seconds in, her fingers are right under that knife when she's hammering on it. Literal finger guillotine

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>> No.9593908

What is that stuff?

>> No.9593930

I know exactly where this place is(marechal hermes, Rio de Janeiro) but fuck me if I'm gonna take 2 trains to a crime riddled place for some potatoes.

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>> No.9594099

That's pretty cool.

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>> No.9594123

Is this a joke? Serious question.

>> No.9594140


Captions are a joke but the video is serious. Ramsey did a documentary about cocaine issues in Britain (he has an addict brother and a friend of his died due to cocaine). He tested for cocaine on his restaurants, drove along with police, interviewed scientists etc. and then went with a poor cocaine farmer to see how it's produced. The farmer does all that and the cartel pays him like 30$ for a bag worth 5k at the street.

>> No.9594159

>eewww there's a hair in my food

>> No.9594197

Fuck yes I did and sometimes do when I am drunk. My all time fav is the miracle blade 3 perfection series, but there are so many classics.

>> No.9594220
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Thanks anon. Have a qt Asian lady.

>> No.9594262
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>Well that doesn't look great but it's just chips and gummies, might be an ok snack cup
>At least they aren't covering it in tons of sauces and limes like every other Mexico webm
>Get to the end

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wouldnt even be that bad if it wasnt for the sauce. up until that stage it would have been acceptable

>> No.9594319

>ask jack on twitter why he does the things he does
>instantly get blocked

>> No.9594334

wonder how many calories are burned swinging a heavy pot around for hours vs how many are gained eating the fly burger

there's gotta be a more efficient way to do that, but it's africa so...

>> No.9594352


>> No.9594353

It's because of oligophrenics like you that the world will never be better.

>> No.9594384

Some channel had the magic bullet one playing on repeat overnight during the couple months when I broke my leg and couldn't sleep easily. I could recite that thing word for word.

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>> No.9594482

shit looks BOMB

>> No.9594532

I haven't felt so nervous watching a webm since straying into a gore thread on /b/. More tension than I can handle

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>> No.9594588

Too. Much. Fucking. Lime
Seriously. The fuck is with these spics and lime? I like it, but they go way too overboard with the shit.

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>> No.9594599

Holy shit what is this?

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>> No.9594655

>Putting lime on limes
That gave me a chuckle, but you stop that right now. I've dated some Hispanic chick before and everything always had too much lime on it. I hated it.

>> No.9594694

nani the fuck

>> No.9594754

>captions are a joke
wait so they don't use all those materials and so forth, or only the "it's raw" was a joke?

>> No.9594780

No the ingredients are accurate. Only the "it's raw" is added.

>> No.9595029

how are you supposed to drink this with the bottle stuck in there
how are you supposed to take the bottle out without spilling
who thought this was a good idea

>> No.9595048

use the straw you dumbass

>> No.9595050

I am not sure but it looks like garry's mod

>> No.9595054

what the fuck is this

>> No.9595085


>> No.9595127

>tfw no broccoli cat

>> No.9595131

thot needs to cover up no one needs to see her greasy tits swinging all over the tacos

>> No.9595134

>tfw this dumb bimbo can still cook better than I can

>> No.9595145

why the fuck do they gotta use gasoline, acid and batteries? is it really necessary or are there just better ways that are more expensive?

>> No.9595257
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>> No.9595266

loads of weird stuff is used in the making of pharmaceuticals, but they don't make it in the end product,
they are used as reagents, and as it turns out stuff that likes to participate in reactions are usually also quite dangerous (they like to react with your body as well)
also battery acid is just sulfuric acid

>> No.9595361

habit built over the years. Just something she does to signal the start of the cut.

>> No.9595368


>> No.9595543

Man i'm so fucking pissed. How can people like literally condiments? These fucks put lime juice, worcester sauce and tabasco on anything. Shave ice without syrup, only lime juice, tabasco and a shitload of salt is a thing and it's fucking disgusting.

>> No.9595572

That's a salad.

>> No.9595649

she's wearing gloves

>> No.9595684

>i have no idea what cross-contamination is

>> No.9595857

I can't stand how they do it with speed, implying they're such an expert chef that what they're about to serve you is going to taste good

>> No.9595921

it's a joke you fuckwit

>> No.9596178

Sorry, but some people are that retardet.

>> No.9596289
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Requesting Chef Scalfani's corndog attempt webm

>> No.9596318

its only the half-browns
those are the most irritating, loudmouthed bunch

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i gotchu fa.m

>> No.9596342


It doesn't mean "one unprepared ingredient coming into contact with another unprepared ingredient" though. It's more about raw meat or spoiled produce contaminating other foods.

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Thanks fella it was an emergency

>> No.9596356

>It doesn't mean "one unprepared ingredient coming into contact with another unprepared ingredient"
That is actualy pretty much the deffinition of cross contamination...

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But if there's no harmful effect then where does the "contamination" come from? If I accidentally drop a grape into a bag of cherries would that be cross contamination?

>> No.9596399

>If I accidentally drop a grape into a bag of cherries would that be cross contamination?

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>> No.9596442

/ck/ should get ReviewBrah to taste some of Jack's concoctions.

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This """""restaurant""""" was a mistake

>> No.9596468

Kys fat fucks

>> No.9596508

Its a map called Pizza Ya San for Sven Coop. A half life multiplayer mod where you can play stupid maps like this. It takes fucking forever to beat that map.

>> No.9596518


>> No.9596525


Do you get off just spreading lies on the internet? Why do you think they sell replacement lawn mower blades when all you are mowing is fucking grass?

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>/ck/ expected more from people with an IQ lower than Coco the chimpanzee

>> No.9596571


It's a map for a source mod named Sven. The map is Pizza Ya San. You work in a pizzeria, that stocks lots of guns for some reason.

>> No.9596573
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>Chamoy refers to a variety of savory sauces and condiments in Mexican cuisine made from pickled fruit

Trump please nuke that neighbour of yours. Jesus.

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>> No.9596582

its cerebral palsy not downs dummy

>> No.9596590
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>> No.9596619

people in northern countries dont usually have local supermarkets or local stores so they buy their groceries once/twice a week thus they stock most of it

In my country we go shopping everyday so the fridge is pretty much always empty but if I want anything I can walk less thaan a corner and get it

>> No.9596629

everytime i see this i want to make a grilled cheese its the easiest shit ever ... although waaaay too much butter

>> No.9596631
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Looks like he's going with the tried & true 10-bite sandwich attack. Solid plan

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>> No.9596681

Tostada bowls!

>> No.9596739

You should die.

>> No.9596762

heres the source incase youre wondering.

>is it really necessary or are there just better ways that are more expensive?
of course its not necessary but remember, these people are making this shit in the jungle/their backyard not in some lab so they gotta use whatever they have as an alternative.
its rather ingenious, if you think about it.

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>putting sliced hotdog into a vat of corn batter

What the heck is this bitch doing?

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>> No.9597425

Why aren't these images moving?

>> No.9597437


Tumblr's just racist like that, don't think too hard about it

>> No.9597472

Is this just some elaborate troll to out the /pol/acks?

>> No.9597485

I am in awe.

>> No.9597498

This is the best part of all 4chan.
People cry for other reasons on the other boards.

>> No.9597504

>File: 1505765877279.png (571 KB, 1757x666)
Thatnks anon.

>> No.9597514

>autist screeching "wipipo wipipo wipipo amirite?" for 30 goddamn lines is "funny af"
>muh suburbia is bad ecks-dee amirite?
Did you get your szechuwan sauce bud?

>> No.9597525


I wish you could be sacrificed to fix her

>> No.9597544

They're the same price here(it's per kg) and I buy them because I wanna see if they're ripe enough/not overripe like most of the whole ones.

>> No.9597548

How's your metabolic syndrome buddy?

>> No.9597563

1. I don't want to waste food
2. Fries are fucking disgusting when not fresh
3. I'm not a hamplanet who eats large fries
4. I'm not a poorfag to care about those 25c

>> No.9597659

How triggered are you right now

>> No.9597701

Why is that lamb burnt?

>> No.9597862

Is there a part where Mina cooks an egg too?

>> No.9597893


>> No.9597921
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That must taste fucking amazing to have that damn swarm just hypnotized by it.

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>sulfuric acid disolved in water

>> No.9597946
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A 4chan le may-moo got turned into a JAV. What in the actual fuck is going on in this timeline???

>> No.9597973

Am I the only one that really wants to try this? Surely it can't be that bad.

>> No.9598567

looks like hes got worms coming out of his thumb

>> No.9598724

listen triggerboy. they obviously wet the bottom of the pot and the bugs stick to it like my frosting sticks to your mamas sourdough funbuns

>> No.9598779


>> No.9598782

its loss you newfag

>> No.9599059

I'm a Ninja Blender man myself, though the NuWave Oven is a nice alternative.

>> No.9599069

Extra honey

>> No.9599072
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>we crush wasps to make the dough

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>> No.9599315

crunchy honey rolls

>> No.9599318

damn. perfect landing and everything.

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I hope those are breakfast cookies

>> No.9599464

>left the paper on the cheese slices
Rich moron.

>> No.9599526

>when retard millennials don't know you're supposed to dip the fries in the cheese
>when parasitic millennials can't admit they made a mistake
>when narcissistic millennials pretend like they invented something for once

>> No.9599817

Is it loss?

>> No.9599838

Would you like to eat doritos mixed with gummy bear?

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