/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9581520]

ITT: lessons learned the hard way

Always keep the lid on if you're cooking anything with teriyaki (you fucknig weeb), don't over-do it.

If you're drinking - do eat. Anything. A sandwich, some appetizier, bread, anything.

Some mushrooms DO taste like meat. Don't flip your shit over it. (god damn vegans I went an extra mile to get this crap and they HAD to ruin it. (Rozites caperatus) and (Chlorophyllum rhacodes) (the latter REALLY DOES taste like chicken is anyone wondering.))
Fuck vegans holy shit you white knights I hate you.

[Anonymous No.9581545]

>>9581520

Do vegans actually get pissy about eating mushrooms that taste like meat?

[Anonymous No.9581552]

BRUTHA! you gotta start the thread with the topic and nothing else, THEN share your UNBELIEVABLY relatable experiences relating the the kittchy kitchen.

>Anyways, one thing i learne the hard way was that if i cooked at around 12-5am, food tasted better but my family alwayes bitched about how loud I was.
>not cuz i banged pots and pans, but because i moaned and hoffed over my food liek joeys world tour does over a good supermarket cheeese bread.

I can never experience that flavor again until i move out.

[Anonymous No.9581553]

>>9581545
I don't want to go into detail but it basically went like this:
"you said you'd have vegan food"
"It's shrooms!"
"it's meat."
"no really It's shrooms, I can even get you wiki page and recipes for it"
"fuck you I ate a piece of meat because of you you fucking murderer I hope you die in a car crash"
*door slam*

[Anonymous No.9581626]

>>9581553

Wow, that's, uh, wow.