/ S I P / G E N E R A L: Comfy weekend edition

[Anonymous No.9575813]

It's the weekend boys, and we're way past the bump limit over here >>9556771. For those of us on the intermittent sip fasting (ISF) diet, weekend time is sipping time. No matter your sip style, be sure you're sipping it ice cold and comfy, babe.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9575827]

First reply for another great day of sip

[Anonymous No.9575832]

>>9575813
Second reply for another comfy weekend of sips

[Anonymous No.9575860]

Woo hype.
Now that the redbullies have their own threads maybe they won't keep crashing our parties

[Anonymous No.9575866]

>>9575813
sharing is caring.

[Anonymous No.9576185]

Another day another thread of SIPPOSTING
Lets get it laddies

[Anonymous No.9576748]

drank a glorious sip can a few hours ago and really want another now, will i die if i drink it?

[Anonymous No.9577089]

>tfw i kinda want to go to bed but i had a /sip/ a few hours ago and while the caffeine has mostly worn off the b vitamins are still giving me energy and i wont be able to go to sleep for a while

[Anonymous No.9577158]

>>9577089
That’s the power of sips. Use it wisely my friend.

[Anonymous No.9577254]

>tfw like Monster and Red Bull
Am I allowed here, sip friends?

[Anonymous No.9577340]

>>9575813

So what is the official stance on boosting your S I P with a 5 hour energy? Usually around the middle of my shift I'll dump a 5 hour energy into my sip and drink that to help finish the shift strong.

[Anonymous No.9577350]

>>9575813
I almost fell for the /sip/ meme yesterday.
> be me
> at college
> thirst
> mosey on down to the vending jew
> type in my order
> think im getting monster
> nope
> fucking vitamin water belly flops off the rack
> mfw god saved me from shitty energy drink consumption and instead gave me vitamins

[Anonymous No.9577384]

>thread up for over 7 hours
>11 replies

Seems like you sip faggots ran out of steam already. Pathetic

Next time try drinking a real mans drink

[Anonymous No.9577449]

>>9577384
Meanwhile the redbull threads been up for 72 hours and has 20 unique posters. Most posts are sips memes. Yeah. That's what success looks like. We just getting started rbully.

[Anonymous No.9577500]

post your stats

[Anonymous No.9577666]

>>9577449
You think red bull boys have time to be posting on the internet? Faggot were so full of energy stopping for even a moment would literally KILL us. We only got time to post when we're taking a shit (like I am now)

[Anonymous No.9578238]

>>9575813
good morning it's almost noon, thus time for a breakfast sip!
what's anon's choice today?

[Anonymous No.9578268]

>>9577500
holy fucking shit are you out of your mind hell is absolute pleb tier wtf is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.9578306]

I drink it for the vitamins and
panthotetic acid

after two weeks I have regained my tolerance to caffeine once again, instead of suffering bouts of anxiety coupled with sweat palms, and a thumping heartbeat.

I wish they made caffeine free versions.
I do not like to be in the thralls of the energy jew. I think it calcifies my pineal gland.

[Anonymous No.9578362]

>>9578268
hell classic has a good, redbully taste at half the price
so if you ever find yourself with literally half a dollar only in your pocket, it's worth the sip

[Anonymous No.9578368]

>>9578268
Hell is delicious.
especiall the multivitamins and the apple edition.
classic is kinda meg.

[Anonymous No.9579103]

Normies in store:
>need a kick
>I like monster
>don’t want any sugar
>I’ll get this one

4chan autists in store
>need a kick
>sips
>SIPBOYS 2017
>that first sip of the day
>tfw sippin
>lol sugar
>tfw need 4 different b vitamins
>tfw 2 for 4
>tfw no more yellow
>tfw gonna write my senator because no more yellow
>tfw 7/11 worker tells me to stop jerking off in drink aisle
>tfw browsing /ck/ while buying sips
>tfw actually autistic

[Anonymous No.9579131]

>>9578268
>redbullies, literally shitposting
You must shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.9579132]

>>9579103
This me

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9579160]

>>9577350
Shit bait or you don't know that sips have vitamins also

[Anonymous No.9579261]

>240mg caffeine
>fruit punch

#1 sip

[Anonymous No.9579374]

>>9575813
so you guys just sit around drinking energy drinks even if you slept in and are just going to watch tv/play vidya all day?

isn't that, like... bad for you? i only drink that stuff if i had a bad night of sleep but have a meeting or something at 9 AM

[Anonymous No.9579384]

>>9579374
White sips have 140mg of caffeine. That's less than half the caffeine content (per 16 ounces) of your average Starbucks brew. Less than half. Sips are harmless.

[Anonymous No.9579389]

>>9579160
Good call

[Anonymous No.9579392]

energy drinks are for faggots

[Anonymous No.9579484]

>>9579261
hell yeah
i wish i could find this more often!

[Anonymous No.9579583]

>>9579392
Oh shit sip boys BTFO

[Anonymous No.9579888]

>>9579103
>tfw browsing the sip aisle
>tfw there are yellows left

[Anonymous No.9580236]

>>9579392

[Anonymous No.9580629]

>>9575813
I am about to try my first ever Zero Ultra and actually I think my first ever Monster beverage of my life! If it is good I will let you know but f it is bad I will also tell you you're all dumb bitchezzz.

[Anonymous No.9580639]

>>9580629
Holy fuck it's actually good. Not too heavy on the carbonation, and the flavour reminds me of something tropical, almost like coconut. I'll be sipping more in the future.

[Anonymous No.9580777]

>>9577500
>zero ultra
>2/5
kys

[Anonymous No.9580835]

>>9580639
Welcome to the sip crew

S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9581732]

>>9579888
>20170706
Nice try

[Anonymous No.9581743]

>>9581732
That was still well after they were kill. I remember those feels like yesterday.

[Anonymous No.9581757]

>>9575813
What does /sip/ think of Mountian dew kickstart?

[Anonymous No.9581761]

>>9581757
babby sip

[Anonymous No.9581763]

>>9581757
It's just soda with like half the caffeine of any energy drink

[Anonymous No.9582081]

>>9581757
>current millennium
>consuming added sugar

[Anonymous No.9582167]

>>9577500
Sips aren't supposed to have sugar you idiot. The whole point of the sip is the flavor, the enjoyment, the relaxation.

[Anonymous No.9582177]

>>9579103

Normies in store:
> Totally boring life

4chan "autists" in store
> Every trip is tons of positive fun

[Anonymous No.9582288]

Serious question: whats the deal with these threads? Is the white monster a meme or something

[Anonymous No.9582293]

>>9582288
Yes it is a meme, but it's also delicious.

[Anonymous No.9582319]

S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9582545]

>>9582167
>energy drink
>no sugar, no calories
WHAT?
>the flavor, the enjoyment, the relaxation.
how is sugar not allowing any of that? are you saying sugar is bad? you enjoy more the artificial sweetner? you can't relax knowing that your glucose level will increase by 10 points? after it?

[Anonymous No.9582643]

>>9577449
Kill yourself faggot we're sick this redbully shit. Red bull is the most open diverse community of energy drinks, you sipcucks could learn a thing or two about class from red bull drinkers

[Anonymous No.9582647]

Fellas...

[Anonymous No.9582657]

>>9582288
>Is the white monster a meme
It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

[Anonymous No.9582661]

>>9582643
Your copy pasta is stale buddy, and I'm not sure you ever fully understood the inclusive nature of the SIPBOYS to begin with. Here's a funny image to add to your collection. Feel free to save a copy, it's all yours, friend.

[Anonymous No.9582663]

>first time on /ck/
>expect the usual 4chan patrician taste mixed in with dank memes
>see this thread
God damn, boys, get it together

[Anonymous No.9582667]

a moment of silence for the S I P B O Y S who have to buy sips for more then 2/$4

[Anonymous No.9582668]

>>9582663
You don't fit in here, can tell already.
Enjoy your stay.

[Anonymous No.9582669]

>>9582663
lad, this is patrician taste

[Anonymous No.9582691]

I've fallen in love.

[Anonymous No.9582729]

>>9582691
i hope it doesn't taste like a condom.

[Anonymous No.9582759]

>>9582729
>not sucking dick with flavoured condoms

get some taste, bitch

[Anonymous No.9582844]

>>9582759
>not sucking dick raw

are you a failed faggot anon?

[Anonymous No.9582880]

>>9582759
>>9582844
top kek

[Anonymous No.9583545]

we should start our own subreddit for sips! We have enough good memes to get us started and once we get some traction we'd attract a whole army of new memers. admittedly the oneshere are getting stale...I have like 20 /u/s, all which vary over age and subs so they can't easily be linked to each other. I can use one leave a set up for another one of mine to comment something like "check out r/SIPBOIS

[Anonymous No.9583549]

Has anyone tried out GFuel? It's not Monster but atleast it's sugarfree unlike most of the ""sips"" here now

>>9582288
yeah it's a meme but it's actually pretty good

[Anonymous No.9583562]

I wanna survive on ultra white sips
leave all other foods and drinks behind

[Anonymous No.9583696]

>>9583545
>admittedly the ones here are getting stale
Your mom is getting stale.

[Anonymous No.9584181]

Just having a lil' S I P on lease.

[Anonymous No.9584779]

>>9582647
Can anyone /sip/ this?

[Anonymous No.9584815]

>>9584181
post more work sips.

[Anonymous No.9584876]

>>9579888
with numbers of that degree you should be able to make that 2 for 4 last against the redbullies. in sip we trust.

[Anonymous No.9585024]

>>9583696
Holy shit I was going to reply with that exact image.

[Anonymous No.9585046]

>>9575832
Big boy big hand

[Anonymous No.9585128]

>>9585024
Great minds sip alike

[Anonymous No.9585131]

Here's a dumb ad I had to make in a class. Of course, it was sip themed

[Anonymous No.9585228]

RIP redbull and monster

[Anonymous No.9585251]

>>9575813
Just picked up a 4pack holla niggers

[Anonymous No.9585290]

>>9585251
holyfuck ameritards actually get only 473ml instead of a whole 0,5 liter?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHA
FUCKING KEKS

[Anonymous No.9585292]

forgive the interruption of sipness but just a quick question
>how do I grill lobster tails? like with charcoal on a little hibachi
or should I just boil them? I've just never grilled lobster tails before.

[Anonymous No.9585326]

I haven't been on /ck/ in years and I'm crying laughing at this thread. SIPBOYS is fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.9585397]

Have some johnny walker mixed with it

[Anonymous No.9585434]

>>9585131
- stroke around logo doesn't go well with rest of minimalist design
- black font & dark gray bg too similar (should either match or have enough contrast)

Otherwise gud

[Anonymous No.9585436]

>>9585434
like dis

[Anonymous No.9585448]

>>9585326
Join the club bro

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9585456]

>>9582691
>organic
>vegan
>added sugar
>""flavour""

[Anonymous No.9585471]

>>9585436
Much better.

[Anonymous No.9585638]

>>9585436
Wow, thanks for the input! Very helpful!!!

[Anonymous No.9585685]

I just went to 7/11 to get a white monster because of this thread and guess what... they didn't have it. That 7/11 kind of sucks for selection of other goods too but I wasn't about to go anywhere else.

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9585714]

I love sipping

[Anonymous No.9585794]

>>9578268
Hell ftw.Azerb. anon here, and i guess, its most popular egergy drink here, lol.

[Anonymous No.9585802]

Snapple is my shit

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9586094]

>>9585290
When will there be ultras in the BFC format?

[Anonymous No.9586214]

>>18087046

[Anonymous No.9586221]

>>>18087046

[Anonymous No.9586274]

dithyrambepithalamium

[Anonymous No.9586291]

This photo of a sip reminds me of better times.

[Anonymous No.9586509]

>>9586094
That looks like a panic attack and a heart attack all in one

[Anonymous No.9586530]

>>9577089
>the b vitamins

[Anonymous No.9586535]

>>9586530
>being a brainlet

[Anonymous No.9586612]

>>9586291
Photo reminds me of the time I had to leave my girlfriend for 2 months for work.
I opened my backpack for the first time after landing and found a bag with 2 Monster Energy™ Zero Ultras™, 1 Ultra Sunrise™, a large bag of beef jerky, and a note.
This is true love fellow sippers. I'm going to marry this girl.

[Anonymous No.9587800]

>amerilards are so fat and diabetic that having one energy drink with sugar raises the glucose levels above the acceptable threshold
>they need to circle-jerk each other that sugar free drinks are better

you can't make this stuff up

[Anonymous No.9588244]

>>9587800
>obsession

[Anonymous No.9588267]

>>9588244
>obese

[Anonymous No.9588287]

>>9588267
>btfo jealous yuropoor
Can you hear all the laughter across the pond, mate? How's that brexit going? How's that catalonia democracy/free voting with no police force intervention going?

[Anonymous No.9588293]

What the fuck is this stupidity, most of you should kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.9588333]

hey what's up mah sipbois
have you tasted this special edition rare sip yet?
how is it?

[Anonymous No.9588344]

>>9588333
For me, one of the best sips. A collectors piece if I’ve ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.9588353]

>>9579132
any good from NOS?

[Anonymous No.9588537]

best monster flavor

[Anonymous No.9588662]

Morning lads. About to have a coffee, pop my L-theanine, then drink an orange Monster Ultra Zero in the shower.

[Anonymous No.9588688]

i tried ultra zero for the first time. it tasted kinda like crushed up children's vitamins, but the citrusy taste started getting stronger and I started digging it.

then my face woke up, whole face felt awake. My skull/scalp felt tingly and awake. I was driving and I felt like my attention and focus were quadrupled.

That shit has never happened from coffee. The 11 herbs and spices they put in da can do something special to my brain. will be sipping again.

[Anonymous No.9588733]

>>9588662
>L-theanine
>not L-arginine
pleb

[Anonymous No.9588743]

Is he /ourguy/?

[Anonymous No.9588828]

>>9588733
>implying they have the same effect

[Anonymous No.9589010]

JUSTIFY YOURSELVES, SATANISTS

[Anonymous No.9589022]

>>9589010
PRAISE SATAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqMb2zdfzwA

[chop No.9589075]

>>9589010
>>9589022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eKy3EIMeBQ

[Anonymous No.9589128]

>>9575813
Redpill me on sips, currently /briskboy/

[Anonymous No.9589168]

>>9589128
>brisklet

[Anonymous No.9589204]

>>9589075
this is truly fascinating!
thank you based Satan.

[Anonymous No.9589213]

post vidya sips.
i always have to collect them.

[Anonymous No.9589294]

>>9589213

[Anonymous No.9589296]

>What sip is this?

[Anonymous No.9589328]

>>9588333
WE WUZ SIPS

[Anonymous No.9589649]

How much does monster pay you guys per post and how can I get in on it

[Anonymous No.9589747]

>>9577500
>XDurance 5/5
My nigga, bought a case from amazon, £8 for 12 these are highly caffeinated too. Much prefer this to sips desu.

[Anonymous No.9589773]

>>9589649
>implying i shill exclusively for Monster

[Anonymous No.9589796]

>>9582167
aaaaw you must have always been that poor retard of the class ever since the kindergarden :(

[Anonymous No.9589797]

>>9589773
>

[Anonymous No.9589810]

the absolute fucking state of this board. The mental disease is still real though.

[Anonymous No.9589821]

>>9589810
what are you? some savage non-sipper?

[Anonymous No.9589842]

>>9589810

[Anonymous No.9589852]

>>9589649
How long did you lurk before posting and how can I get you to stop

[Anonymous No.9589908]

>>9589852
This was my first time posting, I started browsing the website in 2005

[Anonymous No.9589938]

I took this pic, and idk where to post fresh memes, so have it because it said memes in the OP

I says "activated pistachios" in Sombrero

[Anonymous No.9589955]

Does anyone have sipple rick?

[Anonymous No.9589967]

>>9575813
You all enjoy getting sick from that shit though

[Anonymous No.9589976]

Fuckin blessed to be in such a cozy thread with you SipLads. Opinions on this sip? Me likey so far!

[Anonymous No.9589997]

>>9589908
Nice bait, you have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.9590004]

>>9589997
I'm 22 but I remember in middle school all of us treated monster like having beers because we couldn't buy alcohol since we were all 14 so we went on and on about how awesome monster was good times

[Anonymous No.9590112]

JACKPOT!

[Anonymous No.9590122]

>>9590112
Good god where

[Anonymous No.9590169]

>>9590122
Big Lots, my guy

$1 each, bought a six pack

[Anonymous No.9590176]

>>9590112
HEEERE WE GOOO

[Anonymous No.9590197]

>>9590112
FUUUUUUHH

[Anonymous No.9590200]

>>9590112
whoa baby

[Anonymous No.9590214]

>>9589955
Nvm found it

[Anonymous No.9590306]

Had the lewis hamilton sips today lads
It is fucking disgusting

Doctor is still the best

[Anonymous No.9590423]

>>9577340
you should choose one or the other, 5 hour energy works really great, but i'll never stop /sip/ping my zero's

[Anonymous No.9590437]

>>9578306
if they're really trying to calcify our glands, it's in the tap water or the air we breathe.

they're not solely targeting a bunch of autistic /sip/ boys.

[Anonymous No.9590452]

>>9579103
hahahaha it's so comfy though, fuck this is me 100%

i talk about /sips/ all the time to my wife, and when i go get a /sip/ it's a truly enjoyable experience.

my wife will go out for something, and she will bring me back a /sip/, and i will be so joyful

faggots who enjoy nothing kill themselves

im probably autistic but i don't give a fuck, my wife loves me, and i have a good job and a comfy life and i'm str8 /SIP/PIN

[Anonymous No.9590463]

>>9590214
the farts this makes me rip always get me comfy.

[Anonymous No.9590475]

>>9580639
welcome to the squad, my fellow /sip/ B O Y

[Anonymous No.9590484]

>>9581757
Mangolime and black cherry were good, Monster needs to copy those flavors. Everything else is baby tier.

[Anonymous No.9590496]

>>9590452
I have whispered "that first sip of the day" literally every time I've had that first sip of the day since this meme started over a year ago.

[Anonymous No.9590508]

>>9579103
o i am havin a laff

[Anonymous No.9590717]

>>9587800
>people around the world think about us everyday.
>our politics, our economis, our pop culture is that of the world's
>literally never think about 10 ft outside of our boarders
that's what its like being american masterrace

[Anonymous No.9590745]

>RB takes the higher shelf
SIPFAGGOTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT...

Red Bull is the only non-pleb energy drink in existence.

[Anonymous No.9590989]

Thinking about that first sip tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.9591012]

>>9590989

[Anonymous No.9591028]

I honestly can't tell if this is ironic or just marketing

[Anonymous No.9591044]

>>9590745
Please don't fight, I love both of you.

[Anonymous No.9591072]

don't have the time or skills required but this is the jist of it

[Anonymous No.9591140]

>>9591072
Oh sweetie

[Anonymous No.9591149]

>>9591072
Jesus you fucking suck

[Anonymous No.9591162]

>>9591028
Lurk until you realize it's neither.

[Anonymous No.9591225]

>>9577500

Where's the Ripits? Pleb

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9591254]

>>9590745
The sips are closer to the cooling element and therefore are cold as fuck

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9591260]

>>9591225
Spot the disposable man.
Only army niggers like rip its, do they even have a zero calorie zero sugar version?

[Anonymous No.9591808]

>>9588688
>then my face woke up
>whole face felt awake.
>My skull/scalp felt tingly and awake.
>I was driving and I felt like my attention and focus were quadrupled.
>That shit has never happened from coffee

Welcome, valued SIPBOY member!

[Anonymous No.9591819]

>>9591225
Call your senator and tell him that you don't support factory farming of animals that will only be used for slaughter.

[Anonymous No.9591828]

>>9591012
KEKKED HEARTILY

[Anonymous No.9591841]

your advertising campaign seems to be working. do i start with the ultra monster? thats the one with no calories right?

[Anonymous No.9591844]

>>9591841
This shit right here bro

[Anonymous No.9591853]

Fucking hell lads I'm up at 4am thanks to zero ultra sips and modafinil smashing some learning.

Got me through 4 years of med school so far, nice to meet some other appreciators x

[Anonymous No.9591858]

>>9591844
im going to try one tomorrow anon. ill report back.

[Anonymous No.9591883]

>>9591853
S I P D O C S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9592018]

>>9591225

sadly I can't find them here, would try tho at least once

[Anonymous No.9592343]

Is there a sip wiki? If not, we need a sip wiki.

[Anonymous No.9592743]

/sipping/ at uni here

[Anonymous No.9592796]

>>9591841
Red Ultra is better lad. Also has no calories but has a nicer berry taste.

[Anonymous No.9592818]

>>9591853
always love seeing professionals with sips in the city. you just know they’re sip boys when you see a 20 something dude in a suit gripping two sips

>a fellow sipper goes to the same duane reads that i go to
>doubles up on black

[Anonymous No.9592967]

About to crack into this delicious sip

[Anonymous No.9592982]

>>9579261
Punched is a godly sip

[Anonymous No.9592992]

>>9592982
>Punched is a sip
Are you actually this fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.9593034]

>>9592992
No you’re stupid

[Anonymous No.9593184]

>>9591853
Is modafinil a meme or does it actually help you?

[Anonymous No.9593188]

I don't get the whole sip thing

[Anonymous No.9593372]

>>9593184
it't the only not-meme nootropic

[Anonymous No.9593402]

>drink monster energy
>depression disappears for two hours
NOW THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE UH HUH
MMMMYEAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.9593420]

>>9593402

>replacing depression with an extremely unhealthy caffeinated soda

wicked smart

>>9593184
its not a meme but to be honest, you shouldn't forsake sleep, just plan your time more effectively, your body needs rest and you can't erase your sleep debt with modafinil, only delay it.

The sleep troll takes it toll eventually.

[Anonymous No.9593565]

Commuted into the city this morning. Traffic sucked, lads! Gonna dip into the local news stand for a sip. Coffee ain't cutting it this AM. can't wait for that first sip of the morning...

[Anonymous No.9593616]

>>9593565
Thanks for sharing! I personally enjoy that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ with breakfast, on the drive to work and/or school (traffic sucks lol!), or while I'm just chilling on the couch watching streaming content and checking my fantasy sports teams on my tablet device.

And did I mention Zero Ultra™ has ZERO calories but still tastes great?

Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ works for us. Don't you think it's time YOU try that first sip?

[SPONSORED]

[Anonymous No.9593647]

>>9593616
>Thanks for sharing!
You're welcome, bro. Sharing is caring!

[Anonymous No.9593701]

>>9593402
yeah boooi

[Anonymous No.9593722]

diet rockstar is the best

[Anonymous No.9593780]

I tried white sip yesterday, and I had black sip before that, gotta say the only part of it that's not so pleasant is the fake sugar. Both would have been a 10/10 without the artificial sweetener taste. Anyone try adding a little splash of cherry soda to the black or some squirt to the white?

[Anonymous No.9593792]

I'm about to shoot up some heron. If I pop a vitamin B complex and some caffeine, is that considered /sippin/?

[Anonymous No.9593813]

>>9593780
Stop consuming sugar for a month and then try it again. You can train your tastebuds.

[Anonymous No.9593933]

This thread is either a genius marketing campaign or the biggest collection of losers to ever grace planet Earth

The thing is that the flavour you're all obsessed with is the most disgusting thing I've tasted in my entire life

And that's why I think it's a marketing campaign

Although I'm sure that a high proportion of you are sadacts who are just buying into the campaign, rather than the progenitors of it

[Anonymous No.9593948]

>>9593933
Nice blog

[Anonymous No.9593954]

>>9593933

[Anonymous No.9593959]

>>9576748
no. rockstar drinks have like 240mg of caffeine and generally the sugarfree sips have only 120 (which is like a doubleshot of espresso)

[Anonymous No.9593968]

>>9579261
this tastes like cough syrup

[Anonymous No.9594065]

>>9593933
Blogs are so 2008. You should make vlog, get a YouTube channel.

[Anonymous No.9594359]

>>9593933
Very cool story

[Anonymous No.9594366]

Gonna do that first sip of the day soon. It's gonna be a sip of Sherry.

[Anonymous No.9594413]

>>9594366

[Anonymous No.9594433]

>>9594413
review this.

[Anonymous No.9594478]

>>9594433
tasty sip to be honest. i would not get it again, because it's meant for health nuts and sacrifices some of the energy boosts that monster provides. no taurine and leaves out some b vitamins. it's made with green tea instead of water, but has a light citrus flavor.

i would compare it to the monster rehab but it's zero calories, no sugar, carbonated and has a much more natural flavor

[Anonymous No.9594602]

>>9594478
Where did you get it?

[Anonymous No.9594671]

>>9588688
>herbs and spices
I’ve been laughing about this all day

[Anonymous No.9594744]

>>9594602
local asian market

[Anonymous No.9594935]

I only sip the finest

[Anonymous No.9594950]

[Anonymous No.9595121]

>>9592343
It wasn’t even on kym last I checked.

[Anonymous No.9595426]

Call the fuckin cops boys, we got a school sipper on our hands here.

[Anonymous No.9595472]

>>9595426
What TGIF snacky snack is that? Any good?

[Anonymous No.9595475]

>>9595472
Mac & Cheese Party Bites. Good shit, great tasting corn puffs.

[Anonymous No.9595489]

>tfw I can never /sip/post because consuming caffeine gives me 2-3 day hangovers

[Anonymous No.9595494]

This thread memed me into picking up two cans, really like it.

[Anonymous No.9595504]

>>9595426
Can you get a better picture of your teacher?

[Anonymous No.9595532]

>>9595504
Ironically we literally just got done discussing disclosure and two-party release consent, so I'm gonna have to turn that down mate.

[Anonymous No.9596115]

New to SIP loving the culture here. It's like vape culture before it turned gay.

Question, when people talk about "yellows" what drink are they referring to? Redbull yellow?

[Anonymous No.9596130]

Got a test in 4 hours, gonna wake up early enough so I can get a S I P from the store to boost my brainpower. Wish me luck bois.

[Anonymous No.9596208]

>>9596115
Oh anon

[Anonymous No.9596222]

To sip or not to sip today, that is the question.

On one hand I'd have to go out to get one, but on the other hand, it'd be a tasty can of chemicals.

[Anonymous No.9596248]

>>9596208
well? Is it redbull yellow? Cause I still see it in stores...

[Anonymous No.9596255]

>>9596248
Tropical red bull is good but I'm sure they're talking about ultra citron

[Anonymous No.9596413]

A challenger approaches.

[Anonymous No.9596534]

>>9596413
Sips did it.

[Anonymous No.9596635]

Sip boys are fake newss

[Anonymous No.9596643]

Honestly how do you guys do it? Its nauseating even thinking about how disgustingly sweet these drinks are.

[Anonymous No.9596669]

Drink tea

[Anonymous No.9596670]

>>9596643
*sips fedora*

[Anonymous No.9596684]

>>9596643
>zero sugar
>disgustingly sweet
Taking my first sip of the day for you anon, I hope God cures your mental illness

[Anonymous No.9596725]

>>9596684
Take a fucking, sip, babe

[Anonymous No.9596749]

>>9596725
I get enough tea pushed on me by my gay queer faggot bf (homosexual male), now is the time for SIPS

[Anonymous No.9596791]

What's your favorite sip, anon?

[Anonymous No.9596830]

>>9596635
>drinking beetus juice
>>9596643
>>9596669
>>9596725
>gobbling cock unironically

[Anonymous No.9596841]

It's a working boy's sip

[Anonymous No.9596919]

>>9596830
>not drinking caffeinated pink lemonade with a splash of carrot kiwi punch and a knife opened mtn dew

[Anonymous No.9596964]

>>9584779
Here 'ya go, anon.

[Anonymous No.9596994]

>>9585456
Nekk yourself

[Anonymous No.9597015]

Last pic from me, I'm using the power of cast iron to destroy all sip thoughts


BĔĢONĒ

[Anonymous No.9597074]

>>9575813
> Sip your enthusiasm.

[nokosage No.9598042]

>>9596115
>yellows
I am going to have to ask you, kindly, to not mention yellows i sip threads anymore. To the newcomer it may seem like just a word, but to the sippers that have been living without yellow since it was kill, it was a lifestyle and is now a reminder of a bygone era. There are some of us here that are very sensitive to the use of the term "yellows". We prefer "Ultra Citron™". It is important on this food and cooking board to pay the utmost respect and use the ™ symbol when referencing it. It may seem like a small gesture, but I assure you that many of the people on this forum will appreciate your efforts. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.9598048]

Tried some new energy drinks lately.

Rockstar original was pretty meh.
Didn't hate it but didn't really like anything about it either.
Two stars, probably wont sip again.
Will probably try other rockstar flavors but I'm not in any hurry after this.

Got around to Monster Zero Ultra, it was pretty nice.
Refreshing light flavor, though I found the after taste almost unpleasant.
Not my favorite but I see why people like it.
Four stars, would sip again.
Will try more ultra flavors.

[Anonymous No.9598066]

>>9575813
Tried my first sip today. Zero ultra. Can't believe how long I've been missing out for.

[Anonymous No.9598067]

>>9598066
Welcome to the club! Here's your first meme. Remember to post it in every sip thread from here on out!

[Anonymous No.9598091]

>>9598067
Man, warm welcomes too! This is truly the greatest general

[Anonymous No.9598095]

>>9575813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs
How do you respond, Sipboys?

[Anonymous No.9598104]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrcE0ErKt5c
fuark that sip looks good

[Anonymous No.9598128]

>>9588333
But anon...

Ultra black is already a thing.

[Anonymous No.9598140]

>>9590004
>Attempting to state your age like it will make a difference
>"""remembering""" things from middleschool which actually happened yesterday
Leave.

[Anonymous No.9598143]

>>9589938
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.9598147]

>>9589938
You want this >>9585009 thread.

[Anonymous No.9598152]

>>9591858
Godspeed, future sipboy.

[Anonymous No.9598185]

Pretty new to sips, been trying a few lately when I feel like I need a boost.

Zero Ultra B Y F A R the fucking best that I've tried. Ultra Black was a shitty cherry flavor. I like citrus stuff, mainly lemon. Is there a sip for me besides Zero Ultra?

[Anonymous No.9598276]

>didn't sip today ;_;

[Anonymous No.9598327]

>tfw caffeine withdrawal
sad!

[Anonymous No.9598340]

>>9588333
I thought it tasted too much like Red Bull/Rockstar and didn't like it that much. Weakest sip in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.9598341]

don't you cucks ever get tired of this worn out shill meme

this stopped being funny about a week after it originally hit /fit/

[Anonymous No.9598342]

Getting some work done with that /firstsipoftheday/

[Anonymous No.9598349]

>>9598341
I'm still making fresh hot OC that is funnier than ever. I have no idea what you are talking about. Why are you so grumpy? I find it impossible to be grumpy while having that first sip of the morning... how do you do it?

[Anonymous No.9598357]

>>9598185
Mate. Try Ultra Red. It's the non-plus-ultra of sips. Sips don't get better than Ultra Red.

[Anonymous No.9598361]

Sipping isn't just a pastime or a drug you take every day to function properly. It's a lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.9598393]

>>9598361
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9598400]

>>9598361

[Anonymous No.9598665]

>>9589810
its obvious fucking viral marketing. like 50% of this shithole of a board.

[Anonymous No.9598786]

>>9598665
>he’s never tried that first sip of Monster Energy® Zero Ultra®

[Anonymous No.9598797]

>>9590112
Deadass that looks absolutely headass. Good job anon

[Anonymous No.9599135]

>>9598797
k

[Anonymous No.9599895]

>>9598185
Ultra Sunrise. Orange. Or yellow if you can find it.

[Anonymous No.9599939]

>>9575813
Wtf is sip?

[Anonymous No.9599947]

>>9599939
Wtf is lurking before you post you dumb fucking newfag?

[Anonymous No.9599985]

wut bout J O L T

[Anonymous No.9600110]

>>9599985
B E E T U S
E
E
T
U
S

[Anonymous No.9600187]

>>9599947
not him but I used to lurk /ck/ years ago. I left when the dude wanting a half ton of fake crab meat for a project didn't show up. That was a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.9600221]

>>9577500
Try the rockstar frozen watermelon breh they are godlike

[Anonymous No.9600247]

>>9575813
Red Bull is my favorite
Anyone agree?

[Anonymous No.9600260]

>>9599947
Wtf is acting like an oldfag just because you happened to catch a meme.

[Anonymous No.9600292]

>>9600247
no

[Anonymous No.9600307]

>>9600260
Yeah only an oldfag would tell someone to lurk more. Only oldfags get that obscure reference. Gotta be an oldfag to do that. Oldfags only, as far as “lurk more” goes. Nobody but oldfags would think to do that. If someone says “lurk more,” you’re looking at an oldfag for sure. Classic oldfag move. I assume you’re also an oldfag because you’ve heard of that expression (“lurk more”). I, an obvious oldfag, needn’t tell you, a fellow oldfag, to lurk more, as you have clearly spent many a year lurking given your status as an oldfag.

t. oldfag, obviously

[Anonymous No.9600754]

Never been on /ck/ before. Never coming back.

Was innocently scanning the catalog for jack scalfani webms to send my buddy when I stumbled upon you freaks.

[Anonymous No.9600755]

>>9600307
Autism is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.9600940]

>>9600755
Bro I wish I were autistic.

[Anonymous No.9600962]

>>9600755
Sarcasm =/= autism

[Anonymous No.9601125]

>>9600754

[Anonymous No.9601406]

lets take a moment to remember extinct sips that we miss

[Anonymous No.9601564]

[Anonymous No.9601596]

>>9596964
Thanks bro

[Anonymous No.9601667]

>>9583545
>Reddit

[Anonymous No.9601766]

>>9601406

[Anonymous No.9601856]

>>9601667
1/2chan lost its right to talk shit after moot sold us out

[Anonymous No.9601984]

>>9601856
Infinity is a fucking Honeypot and should only speak when spoken too

[Anonymous No.9602104]

>>9601984
Idk about honeypot, most of the active boards are aids but it doesn't redeem 1/2chan

Reddit stopped being as cancerous around the same time as the exodus, there are good subreddits if you can find them. See /r/deepfriedmemes and /r/surrealmemes

[Anonymous No.9602163]

>>9602104
Sips is the best thing going here. Shits been good for a year now. I can’t remember anything lasting this long. It’s a year-old image-based meme with its own weekly general despite being considered a bannable rule violation on the board where it started.

[Anonymous No.9602240]

>>9594950
GOOD BAND

[Anonymous No.9602250]

>>9602163
Sips is the best thing going here, there's no question. Gaseous platinum memes. [s4s] is still going strong too, rudefigs are politely told to stop all the time.

[mobile !JORDAN.tew No.9602770]

>>9596222
Do it

[Anonymous No.9602814]

Was in a rush today and they didn't have my classic #redsugarfree #sip, I had to go with a monster mocha java. 3/10. Good luck out their fellow sippers

[Anonymous No.9603102]

>>9594935
well you are what you sip :^)

[Anonymous No.9603172]

>>9599985
it looks like fucking spray paint

[Anonymous No.9603187]

>>9602104
>no Estonia memes
You done fucked up

[Anonymous No.9603192]

>>9575813
Its thursday you nigger

[Anonymous No.9603425]

>>9601766
>extinct
What?

[Anonymous No.9603471]

guys why do non-sippers assume that i always carry my notebook in this bag?!

also post your EDC SIPs.

[Anonymous No.9603493]

>>9603471
Don't they get shaken up in that bag?

Also
>Marcellus wallaces briefcase but sips instead

[Anonymous No.9603494]

>>9579261
I usually have to have something in my stomach before I drink one of these, it'll give me the shakes otherwise. I fuckin love the taste, it's like Hawaiian Punch but carbonated

[Anonymous No.9603504]

>>9603493
i carry them gently and let them rest a little before sippin.
i find this notebook bag more efficient than a pleb backpack exactly for this reason.

[Anonymous No.9603657]

>tfw cant relate to anyone because slav and mostly have different stuff to sip on here
>tfw monster, red bull and burn are too bland and feel just like sugar water compared to based adrenaline rush, which is supposed to be a bootleg red bull
>other local brands are even worse
Dunno whats wrong with me, maybe adrenaline rush has a higher amount of guarana or something, but it leaves a very viscous feeling in your mouth with a strong, slightly bitter aftertaste.

[Anonymous No.9603801]

>>9602250
/s4s/ is literally the worst board on this site

[Anonymous No.9603866]

The first sip of the day is best sipped before sun rise

[Anonymous No.9603970]

>>9603866
>traffic isn’t so bad lol

[Anonymous No.9604021]

>>9603970
There's never traffic on my drive

[Anonymous No.9604198]

BRING IT BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IT WAS SO FUCKING COOOOOOOL REEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1gm_5_GEys

[Anonymous No.9604215]

>>9604198
Looks like hand soap in a bottle

[Anonymous No.9604222]

New one >>9604175

[Anonymous No.9604257]

>>9589976
been 2for $3 lately near me, I'm not mad about it