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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:01:10 2017 No.9575408 >inb4 the inb4 poster

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:08:44 2017 No.9575431 This and that chick eating butter are my favorite webms

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:10:58 2017 No.9575444 >>9575431 I'm not into muscle girls, but this girl is oddly attractive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:12:17 2017 No.9575448 >>9575444 it is because of the strength

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:16:01 2017 No.9575460 >>9575431 I want to watch butterslut deepthroat watermelon hulkess' steroid enlarged clitoris

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:16:15 2017 No.9575463 >>9575398 >giving birth

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:24:12 2017 No.9575489 >>9575444 When they actually resemble women they're extremely attractive

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:29:29 2017 No.9575506 File: 2.75 MB, 624x380, food that virgins will never understand.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9575398

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 15:35:43 2017 No.9575521 >>9575506 >2 in the strawberry 1 in the chocolate kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 18:17:36 2017 No.9576146 File: 2.88 MB, 480x268, Teppanyaki Tricks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >teleports behind you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 18:46:02 2017 No.9576251 >>9575506 I like how disgusting this looks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 19:06:23 2017 No.9576326 >>9575463 >ywn crush your newborn child's skull as their head pops out of your vag during labour Women needs to become a bit more savage

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 02:01:45 2017 No.9577722 File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, Chicken Gyro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 02:21:03 2017 No.9577778 >>9576146 I paid for food not to watch your shitty juggling act you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 02:23:40 2017 No.9577785 >>9577778 >pays extra to watch amusing juggling act with dinner >REEEE Y THE JUGGLING neckyourself myman

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 02:32:46 2017 No.9577813 File: 2.79 MB, 720x972, Roughly the size of a barge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 02:33:24 2017 No.9577815 >>9577722 IS that Jody Foster in Contact?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 02:36:16 2017 No.9577820 >>9577815 No, it has better hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 03:08:19 2017 No.9577882 >>9575506 i feel dirty

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 03:19:20 2017 No.9577903 >>9577722 if I was doing a science fiction show street market I would find out who these guys are and have them there

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 03:47:10 2017 No.9577962 >>9577778 if you are at a benihana, you technically did pay for the juggling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 03:47:27 2017 No.9577963 >>9575398 She scares my penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 11:12:45 2017 No.9578993 >>9575398 https://www.instagram.com/p/BafFN11jD6W/?taken-by=kortney_olson She's a dyke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 11:57:29 2017 No.9579169 File: 248 KB, 850x666, chicken-gyro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9577722 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 12:28:28 2017 No.9579281 Requesting the vegan egg avocado abomination

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 12:29:44 2017 No.9579290 File: 2.08 MB, 796x720, frankenegg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9579281

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 12:32:14 2017 No.9579298 >>9579290 Thanks famalam

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 12:34:29 2017 No.9579302 >>9575398 H-hot damn those are some n-nice thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 12:40:19 2017 No.9579318 >>9579290 1 hr and 1000 ingredients to make one egg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 13:30:14 2017 No.9579470 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, AVOCADO FUCK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 13:54:21 2017 No.9579542 >>9575398 >tfw no abusive gf to hurt you and laugh at you when you get upset

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 13:58:51 2017 No.9579560 File: 968 KB, 227x221, 1506736183764.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9575506

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 13:59:01 2017 No.9579561 >>9575398 Anyone got a name?

>>	chop Sat Oct 21 14:03:40 2017 No.9579571 >>9579561 >>9578993

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 15:13:42 2017 No.9579853 File: 350 KB, 577x639, 1495168938901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9575398 >Shorts, thighs, and boots Be still my throbbing cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 15:45:55 2017 No.9579974 >>9577722 Nyoho

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 15:47:18 2017 No.9579982 >>9579290 Just eat a fucking egg Jesus Christ I hate these people

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 15:49:57 2017 No.9579995 >>9575398 I have trouble meeting quality women with useful skills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:09:21 2017 No.9580087 File: 2.80 MB, 640x800, annaspeckhartcuttingdot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9575398 I'd let her fuck my ass with a strap on then have her carry me upstairs like a little kid and tuck me into bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:10:26 2017 No.9580097 File: 2.12 MB, 640x640, annachristinespeckhartdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580087

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:10:43 2017 No.9580101 >>9580087 >dat speck of jam on her nose

>>	chop Sat Oct 21 16:11:33 2017 No.9580105 >>9580087 She should learn how to hold a knife if she intends to keep making these videos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:11:33 2017 No.9580106 File: 1.35 MB, 640x640, 1481503544736.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580097

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:12:57 2017 No.9580120 File: 1.97 MB, 640x1136, annachristinespeckhartoven.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580106 >>9580105 You should learn how to hold my dick in your mouth so you'll shut the fuck up namefaggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:13:53 2017 No.9580130 >>9580097 I'm not so sure those are good for dog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:14:01 2017 No.9580132 File: 1.80 MB, 640x640, 1502784150886.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580120

>>	chop Sat Oct 21 16:15:48 2017 No.9580141 >>9580120 I also still think that's a weird oven. It doesn't look like you could even fit a chicken in there. Heightwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:21:11 2017 No.9580182 >>9577722 >scientifically proven

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:27:00 2017 No.9580221 >>9580120 >>9580132 Boy or girl? either is fine I just wanna know for reasons, why does it stare at the camera too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:34:32 2017 No.9580255 >>9575431 Someone post butter girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:35:41 2017 No.9580257 >>9580255 Yeah, I have not seen it. Everyone got me excited for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:38:03 2017 No.9580268 File: 1.56 MB, 1040x526, creme_0.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The butter girl is stupid and disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 16:47:12 2017 No.9580302 >>9580268 That... was underwhelming. There wasn't even any butter.

>>	chop Sat Oct 21 16:50:36 2017 No.9580315 >>9580255 >>9580302 This is butter girl. I can't be bothered making a webm of it, sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmW9rZ4VMs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:02:45 2017 No.9580349 File: 46 KB, 410x308, 1494622195239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580268 >T H I C C >M I L F

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:03:24 2017 No.9580351 >>9576146 cooking prawns, onions and rice equates to fine dining in the US as long as the gook serving it does it flamboyantly. >USA USA USA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:03:30 2017 No.9580352 >>9580087 >>9580097 >>9580120 >>9580132 >>9580221 It's a man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:11:19 2017 No.9580378 >>9580351 whoever said benihana was fine dining?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:13:45 2017 No.9580394 >>9580268 NAME i would like to lick mommys spoon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:20:27 2017 No.9580430 >>9580268 >fat acceptance pukingman.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:22:34 2017 No.9580442 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Salmonrai Jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:25:09 2017 No.9580459 >>9580182 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:27:54 2017 No.9580473 >>9580442 Is this a giant tuna or a shark?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:30:58 2017 No.9580494 >>9580473 Neither. It's some kind of sailfish. You can see the fin has been cut off.

>>	chop Sat Oct 21 17:32:01 2017 No.9580501 >>9580473 It's definitely not a shark

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:33:06 2017 No.9580506 >>9580473 I think the original video called it a king marlin, but that was google translated from moon and I can't find it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:36:20 2017 No.9580526 >>9575506 >american """""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:37:22 2017 No.9580531 >>9576146 >literally cut the title Is that a jojo reference?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:48:26 2017 No.9580571 >>9580394 Alura Jenson

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:50:10 2017 No.9580582 >>9580442 >tfw don't live in a fantasy world full of giant beast steaks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 17:54:37 2017 No.9580602 File: 102 KB, 736x669, 61fc90266caadaf30866486fd22e3897--finding-nemo--disney-theme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580506 Ooooh, a Marlin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:02:23 2017 No.9580635 >>9577778 Then why did you go to the restaurant, retard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:28:59 2017 No.9580746 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 18:33:51 2017 No.9580768 >>9579290 >soy how to be a numale 101

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:10:36 2017 No.9580948 File: 1.07 MB, 480x360, 1508495759147.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9575398 Have you tried eating testicles, anon? They're tasty and full of proteins

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:15:07 2017 No.9580964 >>9580746 I felt like an anthropologist watching this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:18:52 2017 No.9580978 File: 63 KB, 565x415, hormones in water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580768 >thinking soy is the main culprit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:25:28 2017 No.9581003 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, mexican cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:27:03 2017 No.9581007 File: 2.92 MB, 608x568, mexican cuisine 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:28:25 2017 No.9581011 File: 2.95 MB, 956x480, mexican cuisine 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:30:08 2017 No.9581018 >>9580378 Black people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:32:20 2017 No.9581022 >>9576146 as someone that quite likes the overly fancy presentation of some restaurants, I still think this is obnoxious as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:33:50 2017 No.9581026 >>9577722 >not having the grill rotate instead is this peak plebbyness?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:34:55 2017 No.9581031 >>9580768 numales are exactly the people that give a shit about stuff like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 19:36:07 2017 No.9581034 >>9579470 >pushing out 80% of what makes the egg good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:00:37 2017 No.9581111 >>9580442 Thats a big fish

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:06:00 2017 No.9581143 File: 52 KB, 600x450, 1486793830499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9577722 >Chicken gyro on a gyroscope i cant even :((

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 20:58:00 2017 No.9581370 >>9580746 I can smell the AIDS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:05:06 2017 No.9581398 >>9575398 I wish that were my head

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:05:42 2017 No.9581402 >>9581398 I also wish that was your head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:06:33 2017 No.9581410 >>9581402 rude

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:08:29 2017 No.9581417 File: 2.70 MB, 426x240, British Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:12:43 2017 No.9581437 >>9581007 Get that styrofoam in there. I guess at that point it's not the most unhealthy thing on the plate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:21:04 2017 No.9581476 >>9581370 Does it smell like gay sperm, buttholes and astroglide?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:24:17 2017 No.9581492 File: 130 KB, 1280x720, 8FA61EB9-38CB-457B-869C-A05E3EB5EFB7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone got any good Joey Webms?

Anonymous Sat Oct 21 21:32:07 2017 No.9581510

>>9579290
This one pisses me off specifically because I don't see what's inherently unethical with eating eggs, I have free range chickens in my yard that eat a goddamn sight better than most peoples pets that they consider "family", they squeeze out a damn egg a day and they get fuckin pasta and veggies and raisins and whatever they want and these chinless fucks are spending hours building their """eggs"""

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:02:00 2017 No.9581602 File: 2.82 MB, 960x540, fat white woman devours bbc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:08:59 2017 No.9581628 >>9581602 why is she re-enacting the scene from matilda

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:09:07 2017 No.9581629 >>9577813 There was a guy who died from eating too many raw eggs at once though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:15:44 2017 No.9581649 >>9581602 This is infinitely worse than being a prostitute

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:18:21 2017 No.9581661 File: 2.29 MB, 960x540, carmen loves cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581649 oh lighten up, will you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:23:09 2017 No.9581681 >>9581661 >>9581602 These honestly disgust me, as in a feel genuine disgust, pity and shame for anyone who enjoys this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:23:19 2017 No.9581682 >>9580352 >>9580352 wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:49:56 2017 No.9581768 File: 2.59 MB, 560x315, unleash the beast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581681 You'll probably hate this then

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 22:53:53 2017 No.9581783 >>9581602 that mr sparkle tattoo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 00:44:26 2017 No.9582125 >>9581602 >>9581661 More

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 00:52:50 2017 No.9582149 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:02:35 2017 No.9582184 >>9579290 I understand why people complain about faggots not wanting to eat real eggs, but my mother is allergic to eggs and this will be great to make for her. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:06:49 2017 No.9582201 >>9581768 doesn't even look human

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:07:31 2017 No.9582204

>>9582184
Why not just make one of the thousands of dishes that are great on their own without eggs instead of trying making something that looks like something she can't ever really have? Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:09:01 2017 No.9582211

>>9582204
> Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.
Really? well fuck me then.

She hasn't eaten egg-related things in years, so it would be a nice one time novelty. But if it doesn't even taste similar then yeah there's no point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:09:05 2017 No.9582212 >>9581768 Source

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:10:05 2017 No.9582216 >>9582149 How does he get out of there without cracking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:10:26 2017 No.9582219 >>9582211 Not to sound rude but did you look at the ingredients they are putting into it? What part of that sounds like it would taste like egg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:12:22 2017 No.9582227 >>9582219 I'd never had half of that shit before, so I had no idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:14:29 2017 No.9582234 >>9581111 4 you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:16:57 2017 No.9582239 >>9582211 Yeah, and honestly if I couldn't have something the last thing I would want would be something that reminds me of what I can't have appearance wise but has none of the qualities that make me wish I could have it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:25:29 2017 No.9582275 >>9581602 used to watch this chick on cg, i'm not sure why but i'm still into her

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 01:51:18 2017 No.9582377 File: 2.61 MB, 640x800, pumpkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:13:56 2017 No.9582507 >>9577778 The price at those places is always more than what you'd pay for the food alone at any other restaurant because of the show

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:29:48 2017 No.9582569 File: 63 KB, 480x740, 1504837601538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9582216 He's in egg prison, he has to cook them all before he can leave

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:34:05 2017 No.9582584

>>9582204
>>9582211
>Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.

have you made it? I haven't, but I've had tofu "egg" before and I am almost certain that all the shit that goes into it was done specifically so it would have comparable taste and texture to a real egg.

If your mom wants to eat something remotely similar to a real egg then I'd test that recipe out anon. I haven't tested it so I can't say but if she is missing out that much on the egg eating experience then I don't see any better alternatives around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:36:00 2017 No.9582589 >>9582584 Just eat the fucking egg. I have chickens and when they break an egg by accident they eat the damn egg, are my chickens oppressive shitlords?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:45:39 2017 No.9582613 >>9581768 I'd love to see these beasts taking dumps, they must be huge and greasy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:46:09 2017 No.9582615 >>9581682 It's a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:49:39 2017 No.9582625 >>9580132 Who is this girl in all the webms? Always see her but cant find her

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 03:34:30 2017 No.9582708 >>9580087 M diq

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 04:34:57 2017 No.9582799 >>9577722 This is the best thing I have ever seen

>>	FayFay !0GQCOVkwnQ Sun Oct 22 06:43:48 2017 No.9583022 File: 942 KB, 596x589, 1823812-903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9582569 kek

>>	chop Sun Oct 22 07:21:52 2017 No.9583077 >>9582625 Maybe you should look at the file names.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:19:58 2017 No.9583198 File: 24 KB, 200x200, 1505170737791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580349

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:21:15 2017 No.9583201 >>9582625 >>9582708 It's a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:25:12 2017 No.9583211 >>9577722 It's just not the same without the interstellar music

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:26:36 2017 No.9583215 I have to say, without the inb4 guy, this thread has been completely shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:33:07 2017 No.9583224 >>9581370 >>9580964 it's just an act yknow

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:35:53 2017 No.9583226 >>9583224 It's not, watch the original video

>>	nekuro Sun Oct 22 08:43:12 2017 No.9583243 >>9580097 dropped

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 08:44:15 2017 No.9583248 >>9581602 Sad. Actually would have a salvageable face.

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 09:25:39 2017 No.9583373

>>9582584
>I am almost certain that all the shit that goes into it was done specifically so it would have comparable taste and texture to a real egg.
No, it was made to superficially resemble an egg.

Eggs do not taste like a gelatinized soy-yeast extract slurry. Egg yolk does not have a distinct turmeric taste.

The texture of an egg is vaguely reminiscent of jello, maybe I'll give you that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 11:41:04 2017 No.9583750 File: 2.64 MB, 960x540, when the pasta comes out just right.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 11:54:03 2017 No.9583784 >>9583750 Why is her skin grey?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:05:53 2017 No.9583820 >>9582569 >You have eat ALL the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:08:21 2017 No.9583828 >>9581602 >>9581661 >>9581768 I have a sudden urge to take a jog around the block a few times and I'm not even fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:11:21 2017 No.9583841 >>9583784 skin that has been dead for a long tome goes gray

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:21:00 2017 No.9583875 >>9577813 >inb4 he dies from death

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:31:06 2017 No.9583916 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, eggs 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9582149

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 12:40:08 2017 No.9583949

>>9581510
Most of em don't have a huge problem with backyard chickens like yours, but rather egg industry chickens where the hens live in shit conditions (even "free range" ones) and males are sent through grinders shortly after birth since they don't produce eggs.

Personally, I don't really give a fuck. But I'm not feigning ignorance to their worldview by pretending the standards for my own pets apply to livestock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 13:00:39 2017 No.9584014 >>9580097 that's a lot of sugar for a dog

>>	chop Sun Oct 22 13:02:16 2017 No.9584023 >>9582569 Just boil them and feed them to the madman on the bottom right of the frame. He'll be out of there in half an hour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 13:14:14 2017 No.9584064 >>9575398 mommy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 13:19:49 2017 No.9584087 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1504503928712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9583916

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 13:21:22 2017 No.9584093 >>9583916 everytime

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 14:07:28 2017 No.9584264 >>9582216 why would he ever leave?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 14:15:12 2017 No.9584286 >>9583916 Truly the national webm of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 14:47:35 2017 No.9584424 >>9579169 gyro as in gyroscope duh

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 14:48:21 2017 No.9584427 >>9584424 It's a double entendre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 21:23:04 2017 No.9586282 >>9582204 >>9582184 Just add indian black salt and it WILL taste like real egg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 21:23:33 2017 No.9586283 >>9584264 lold

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 21:25:54 2017 No.9586289 >>9583916 This is amazing, I never saw this one before! >>9584087 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 21:36:28 2017 No.9586315 >>9581417 >FULL ENGLISH INTENSIFIES

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 21:49:47 2017 No.9586366 File: 379 KB, 1280x1280, QkbIyL4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581768 Holy fuck dude, brb eating a salad and going for a run.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 22:48:21 2017 No.9586601 >>9584087 obligatory

Anonymous Sun Oct 22 23:11:13 2017 No.9586704

>>9579290
WHO THE FUCK scoops their avocados like that? You're supposed to glide your spoon along the edge between the fruit and the skin, then once you've circled around the avocado you can pop it out at once. What kind of asshole doesn't know how to scoop their avocado? Do you enjoy wasting your time?Fucking amateurs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:31:07 2017 No.9587058 >>9586704 Don't you have anything better to do like groom your beard or moisturise your hands?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:37:46 2017 No.9587088 >>958705 Did you mean moisturize you disappointment to your parents?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:40:36 2017 No.9587107 >>9580132 at least shes not self absorbed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:48:09 2017 No.9587156 >>9587088 >Cannot reply properly >Comeback will be "I didn't want to give you the attention" >Cannot into English

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:49:55 2017 No.9587167 >>9587156 What does "Cannot into English" Mean? Learn how to type, imbecile. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:51:59 2017 No.9587182 >>9587167 >Being this new

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:54:17 2017 No.9587200 >>9580087 >man hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:55:05 2017 No.9587205 >>9587182 I have been on this website longer than this board has existed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 00:58:17 2017 No.9587220 >>9587205 >nobody lies on the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:00:49 2017 No.9587238 >>9587220 Are you done?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:01:50 2017 No.9587243 >>9587205 Not him, but you're fucking stupid. You cannot into 4chan, you dumb newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:02:50 2017 No.9587246 >>9587205 And you're still a complete newfag. That's so much worse than just being new.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:03:21 2017 No.9587250 >>9587238 Depends what cringe you post next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:11:23 2017 No.9587289 >>9587243 How...? Mind your attitude, it's not good for your blood pressure. >>9587246 Ok. >>9587250 I don't know if I upset three people at once or you're just samefagging but I don't think there's more important things

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:12:31 2017 No.9587296 >>9587289 your and idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:12:57 2017 No.9587300 >>9587205 That's... That's actually worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:16:06 2017 No.9587312 >>9587296 I'm a what? >>9587300 I don't think so, from my perspective you're really just a bunch of kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:20:36 2017 No.9587328 >>9587312 Nigger, you're a perma newfag astroturfer who uses this site like facebook, and for being here this long, you must be so retarded that you haven't gotten with the program yet sage, and never talk to me or my wife's son ever again

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:21:20 2017 No.9587332 File: 1.05 MB, 1207x653, rocketman1997.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9577722 >sweet swirling onion rings

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:22:54 2017 No.9587337 >>9587328 Yeah yeah yeah I'm this I'm that. I'm just going to ignore the rest of your post

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:25:45 2017 No.9587346 >>9581417 >english cooking >pork

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:32:07 2017 No.9587368 >>9587220 >>9587243 >>9587246 >>9587300 >>9587296 >>9587328 Why do you keep replying to him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:33:30 2017 No.9587372 File: 774 KB, 640x640, bouncy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blue board be damned

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:34:17 2017 No.9587377 File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, 1499474179117.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:35:59 2017 No.9587384 File: 1.29 MB, 720x404, me on the right.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9575398

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:37:47 2017 No.9587392 File: 2.92 MB, 688x384, 1502082376893.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:43:10 2017 No.9587409 >>9587392 I'm no germaphobe, but this is a little much

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:43:42 2017 No.9587410 >>9587384 Wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:44:45 2017 No.9587412 >>9587372 Chinaman cheesecake

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:47:17 2017 No.9587423 >>9587384 I'm trying to understand what Is this shit, my Brain didn't realize that it's disgusting cause it's trying to understand what the fuck is this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:47:27 2017 No.9587424 >>9577722 >smoking/grilling meat >using contraption that blowws off heat/smoke

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:47:37 2017 No.9587426 >>9587410 >He isn't completely numb yet. Fucking newfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:50:39 2017 No.9587436 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, danger1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:51:48 2017 No.9587440 File: 2.86 MB, 406x720, danger2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:52:13 2017 No.9587444 >>9587436 Are those pigs dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:57:08 2017 No.9587463 >>9587444 Eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:00:45 2017 No.9587478 >>9587436 >>9587440 This is some Goofus and Gallant shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:02:03 2017 No.9587484 >>9587444 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:02:41 2017 No.9587486 >>9587384 >the moment she stood up NOPE

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:10:44 2017 No.9587500 >>9587377 RUINED U I N E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:16:21 2017 No.9587513 >>9587409 Shut up and eat your bee bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:19:04 2017 No.9587524 >>9576146 >pushes vegetables along >LOL choo choo! vegetable train clap clap clap the look of shame on his face after doing that was great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:36:53 2017 No.9587561 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, 1465087982844.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 02:51:28 2017 No.9587604 >>9587372 delet

>>	Faggotron 3000 Mon Oct 23 03:05:27 2017 No.9587630 >>9579470 >ketofags will defend this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 03:12:34 2017 No.9587647 >>9577815 It was last seen on board the Event Horizon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 03:31:28 2017 No.9587693 >>9580221 >>9580352 sorry to ruin your fetish, but anna speckhart is a biological female.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 03:37:10 2017 No.9587708 >>9580582 you're taking for granted the giant beasts that do actually exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 03:46:34 2017 No.9587727 >>9582149 >>9582216 >>9582569 i really, really appreciate you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 03:48:49 2017 No.9587732 >>9581003 >>9581007 >>9581011 What the hell is this shit? Do people actually eat this in Mexico?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 03:49:00 2017 No.9587733 >>9587384 god dammit ive been on /gif/ long enough i should have known

Anonymous Mon Oct 23 03:57:54 2017 No.9587757
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>>9587384
I wonder what they have her eat beforehand to make it such an even consistency and color. Looks like it might be some sort of chocolate milk type drink, but most Japanese are lactose intolerant.

Help me out here guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:02:03 2017 No.9587762 >>9587384 the way she just casually vomited is truly a skill

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:05:56 2017 No.9587770 >>9587561 >you will never eat the fucked up pancakes of a cute palsy girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:14:05 2017 No.9587787 >>9587392 In what god forsaken land do they do his?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:21:34 2017 No.9587804 >>9587392 Breead. Wonder if it tastes like honey or just poison.

>>	ChinkHater Mon Oct 23 04:32:24 2017 No.9587837 File: 1.39 MB, 640x360, 1506366528113.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9581492

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 04:53:41 2017 No.9587902 >>9587444 Pigs are naturally hollow inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:01:25 2017 No.9587931 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x720, gabagool.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:02:33 2017 No.9587940 File: 2.46 MB, 800x450, pastalady.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:04:44 2017 No.9587948 >>9577813 ~4000 calories in 15 seconds

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:07:11 2017 No.9587953 >>9581370 You have a point. You can tell the fella in the video is a bug-seeker and pierces condoms.

Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:11:20 2017 No.9587961

>>9576326
Actually the baby's head is soft so it can be a bit crushed to be able to go through the mother's pelvis.
That's why their heads always look kinda fucked up right after they're born. Funny thing is you do find the baby pretty at the moment that's when you look at pictures months later you that you realize a newborn looks pretty fucked
t. father of a 2yo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:12:19 2017 No.9587965 >>9581768 b-but she ate so little

Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:12:21 2017 No.9587966

>>9587440
These mudslimes believe God has destined for them to die or lose a limb, so they live in a non-caring bliss like this.

I could never do this, after every cut the risk remains of chopping a finger, or an outside distraction like a rodent or co-worker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:14:56 2017 No.9587975 >>9582149 Still weirds me out that they'd pay for something so trivial

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:21:18 2017 No.9587992 >>9587392 is it just stuffed with insects?

Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:29:35 2017 No.9588016

>>9587409
>>9587787
I feel absolutely no disgust towards that food because of the bees.

Bees pollinate just about everything you eat, they're not dirty. I actually like the fact that they swarm on that shit, feels like it'd bee infused with their power.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 05:44:04 2017 No.9588060 >>9588016 >implying those are bees

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 07:26:37 2017 No.9588274 >>9587931 carmelaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 07:49:10 2017 No.9588312 File: 1.81 MB, 1280x1707, 1480948014422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9587372 UNF

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 07:50:16 2017 No.9588314 File: 1.76 MB, 480x480, 1505029632425.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 07:51:24 2017 No.9588316 File: 2.72 MB, 360x640, omelette master.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 07:53:15 2017 No.9588320 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, omurice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 07:53:29 2017 No.9588321 >>9587561 Is she handicaped or something ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 07:57:44 2017 No.9588326 >>9580141 But it's wide though. Maybe made for pies

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:01:44 2017 No.9588330 >>9580746 Why am i so angry watching this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:06:55 2017 No.9588332 >>9581602 Is that Pamala Poovey?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:15:42 2017 No.9588347 >>9588321 She has cerebral palsy, so yes she's disabled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:21:50 2017 No.9588363 >>9587693 Not a fetish. A warning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:24:54 2017 No.9588370 >>9580097 >>9587693 Also, this is clearly Elliot Rodger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:25:38 2017 No.9588372 >>9581661 No you lighten up... On your choice of women :^]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:29:29 2017 No.9588382 >>9581628 YOU WANT CAKE, YOU GOT CAKE, NOW EAT IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:31:45 2017 No.9588387 >>9583750 Look at the fur trying to escape those drawls

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:42:00 2017 No.9588399 >>9587440 no gloves, watch, no mask jesus pajeet....

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 08:42:43 2017 No.9588402 File: 20 KB, 640x480, 1497796875962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9580978 >Not knowing soy is grown with water containing hormones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 09:11:09 2017 No.9588471 >>9588016 I don't feel disgust towards dogs either, yet neither eat them nor what they spewed their saliva on.

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