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webm thread

>> No.9575408

>inb4 the inb4 poster

>> No.9575431

This and that chick eating butter are my favorite webms

>> No.9575444

I'm not into muscle girls, but this girl is oddly attractive.

>> No.9575448

it is because of the strength

>> No.9575460

I want to watch butterslut deepthroat watermelon hulkess' steroid enlarged clitoris

>> No.9575463

>giving birth

>> No.9575489

When they actually resemble women they're extremely attractive

>> No.9575506
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>> No.9575521

>2 in the strawberry 1 in the chocolate

>> No.9576146
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>teleports behind you

>> No.9576251

I like how disgusting this looks.

>> No.9576326

>ywn crush your newborn child's skull as their head pops out of your vag during labour

Women needs to become a bit more savage

>> No.9577722
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>> No.9577778

I paid for food not to watch your shitty juggling act you faggot.

>> No.9577785

>pays extra to watch amusing juggling act with dinner
neckyourself myman

>> No.9577813
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>> No.9577815

IS that Jody Foster in Contact?

>> No.9577820

No, it has better hair.

>> No.9577882

i feel dirty

>> No.9577903

if I was doing a science fiction show street market I would find out who these guys are and have them there

>> No.9577962

if you are at a benihana, you technically did pay for the juggling.

>> No.9577963

She scares my penis

>> No.9578993



She's a dyke.

>> No.9579169
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>> No.9579281

Requesting the vegan egg avocado abomination

>> No.9579290
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>> No.9579298

Thanks famalam

>> No.9579302

H-hot damn those are some n-nice thighs.

>> No.9579318

1 hr and 1000 ingredients to make one egg

>> No.9579470
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>> No.9579542

>tfw no abusive gf to hurt you and laugh at you when you get upset

>> No.9579560
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>> No.9579561

Anyone got a name?

>> No.9579571



>> No.9579853
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>Shorts, thighs, and boots
Be still my throbbing cock

>> No.9579974



>> No.9579982

Just eat a fucking egg Jesus Christ I hate these people

>> No.9579995

I have trouble meeting quality women with useful skills.

>> No.9580087
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I'd let her fuck my ass with a strap on then have her carry me upstairs like a little kid and tuck me into bed

>> No.9580097
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>> No.9580101

>dat speck of jam on her nose

>> No.9580105

She should learn how to hold a knife if she intends to keep making these videos.

>> No.9580106
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>> No.9580120
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You should learn how to hold my dick in your mouth so you'll shut the fuck up namefaggot

>> No.9580130

I'm not so sure those are good for dog.

>> No.9580132
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>> No.9580141

I also still think that's a weird oven.
It doesn't look like you could even fit a chicken in there. Heightwise.

>> No.9580182

>scientifically proven

>> No.9580221

Boy or girl? either is fine I just wanna know for reasons, why does it stare at the camera too?

>> No.9580255

Someone post butter girl

>> No.9580257

Yeah, I have not seen it. Everyone got me excited for nothing.

>> No.9580268
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The butter girl is stupid and disgusting.

>> No.9580302

That... was underwhelming. There wasn't even any butter.

>> No.9580315

This is butter girl. I can't be bothered making a webm of it, sorry.

>> No.9580349
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>T H I C C
>M I L F

>> No.9580351


cooking prawns, onions and rice equates to fine dining in the US as long as the gook serving it does it flamboyantly.


>> No.9580352


It's a man.

>> No.9580378

whoever said benihana was fine dining?

>> No.9580394

NAME i would like to lick mommys spoon

>> No.9580430

>fat acceptance


>> No.9580442
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>> No.9580459


>> No.9580473

Is this a giant tuna or a shark?

>> No.9580494

Neither. It's some kind of sailfish. You can see the fin has been cut off.

>> No.9580501

It's definitely not a shark

>> No.9580506

I think the original video called it a king marlin, but that was google translated from moon and I can't find it again.

>> No.9580526

>american """""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.9580531

>literally cut the title
Is that a jojo reference?

>> No.9580571

Alura Jenson

>> No.9580582

>tfw don't live in a fantasy world full of giant beast steaks

>> No.9580602
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Ooooh, a Marlin.

>> No.9580635

Then why did you go to the restaurant, retard?

>> No.9580746
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>> No.9580768


how to be a numale 101

>> No.9580948
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Have you tried eating testicles, anon? They're tasty and full of proteins

>> No.9580964

I felt like an anthropologist watching this.

>> No.9580978
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>thinking soy is the main culprit

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>> No.9581018

Black people.

>> No.9581022

as someone that quite likes the overly fancy presentation of some restaurants, I still think this is obnoxious as fuck

>> No.9581026

>not having the grill rotate instead
is this peak plebbyness?

>> No.9581031

numales are exactly the people that give a shit about stuff like this

>> No.9581034

>pushing out 80% of what makes the egg good

>> No.9581111

Thats a big fish

>> No.9581143
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>Chicken gyro on a gyroscope

i cant even :((

>> No.9581370

I can smell the AIDS

>> No.9581398

I wish that were my head

>> No.9581402

I also wish that was your head.

>> No.9581410


>> No.9581417
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>> No.9581437

Get that styrofoam in there. I guess at that point it's not the most unhealthy thing on the plate.

>> No.9581476

Does it smell like gay sperm, buttholes and astroglide?

>> No.9581492
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Anyone got any good Joey Webms?

>> No.9581510

This one pisses me off specifically because I don't see what's inherently unethical with eating eggs, I have free range chickens in my yard that eat a goddamn sight better than most peoples pets that they consider "family", they squeeze out a damn egg a day and they get fuckin pasta and veggies and raisins and whatever they want and these chinless fucks are spending hours building their """eggs"""

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>> No.9581628

why is she re-enacting the scene from matilda

>> No.9581629

There was a guy who died from eating too many raw eggs at once though

>> No.9581649

This is infinitely worse than being a prostitute

>> No.9581661
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oh lighten up, will you

>> No.9581681

These honestly disgust me, as in a feel genuine disgust, pity and shame for anyone who enjoys this

>> No.9581682


>> No.9581768
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You'll probably hate this then

>> No.9581783

that mr sparkle tattoo

>> No.9582125


>> No.9582149
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>> No.9582184

I understand why people complain about faggots not wanting to eat real eggs, but my mother is allergic to eggs and this will be great to make for her.


>> No.9582201

doesn't even look human

>> No.9582204

Why not just make one of the thousands of dishes that are great on their own without eggs instead of trying making something that looks like something she can't ever really have? Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.

>> No.9582211

> Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.
Really? well fuck me then.

She hasn't eaten egg-related things in years, so it would be a nice one time novelty. But if it doesn't even taste similar then yeah there's no point.

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>> No.9582216

How does he get out of there without cracking the eggs?

>> No.9582219

Not to sound rude but did you look at the ingredients they are putting into it? What part of that sounds like it would taste like egg?

>> No.9582227

I'd never had half of that shit before, so I had no idea.

>> No.9582234

4 you

>> No.9582239

Yeah, and honestly if I couldn't have something the last thing I would want would be something that reminds me of what I can't have appearance wise but has none of the qualities that make me wish I could have it.

>> No.9582275

used to watch this chick on cg, i'm not sure why but i'm still into her

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>> No.9582507

The price at those places is always more than what you'd pay for the food alone at any other restaurant because of the show

>> No.9582569
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He's in egg prison, he has to cook them all before he can leave

>> No.9582584

>Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.

have you made it? I haven't, but I've had tofu "egg" before and I am almost certain that all the shit that goes into it was done specifically so it would have comparable taste and texture to a real egg.

If your mom wants to eat something remotely similar to a real egg then I'd test that recipe out anon. I haven't tested it so I can't say but if she is missing out that much on the egg eating experience then I don't see any better alternatives around.

>> No.9582589

Just eat the fucking egg. I have chickens and when they break an egg by accident they eat the damn egg, are my chickens oppressive shitlords?

>> No.9582613

I'd love to see these beasts taking dumps, they must be huge and greasy

>> No.9582615

It's a man.

>> No.9582625

Who is this girl in all the webms? Always see her but cant find her

>> No.9582708

M diq

>> No.9582799

This is the best thing I have ever seen

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>> No.9583077

Maybe you should look at the file names.

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>> No.9583201

It's a man.

>> No.9583211

It's just not the same without the interstellar music

>> No.9583215

I have to say, without the inb4 guy, this thread has been completely shit

>> No.9583224

it's just an act yknow

>> No.9583226

It's not, watch the original video

>> No.9583243


>> No.9583248

Sad. Actually would have a salvageable face.

>> No.9583373

>I am almost certain that all the shit that goes into it was done specifically so it would have comparable taste and texture to a real egg.
No, it was made to superficially resemble an egg.

Eggs do not taste like a gelatinized soy-yeast extract slurry. Egg yolk does not have a distinct turmeric taste.

The texture of an egg is vaguely reminiscent of jello, maybe I'll give you that.

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>> No.9583784

Why is her skin grey?

>> No.9583820

>You have eat ALL the eggs

>> No.9583828

I have a sudden urge to take a jog around the block a few times and I'm not even fat.

>> No.9583841

skin that has been dead for a long tome goes gray

>> No.9583875

>inb4 he dies from death

>> No.9583916
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>> No.9583949

Most of em don't have a huge problem with backyard chickens like yours, but rather egg industry chickens where the hens live in shit conditions (even "free range" ones) and males are sent through grinders shortly after birth since they don't produce eggs.

Personally, I don't really give a fuck. But I'm not feigning ignorance to their worldview by pretending the standards for my own pets apply to livestock.

>> No.9584014

that's a lot of sugar for a dog

>> No.9584023

Just boil them and feed them to the madman on the bottom right of the frame. He'll be out of there in half an hour.

>> No.9584064


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>> No.9584264

why would he ever leave?

>> No.9584286

Truly the national webm of /ck/

>> No.9584424

gyro as in gyroscope duh

>> No.9584427

It's a double entendre.

>> No.9586282


Just add indian black salt and it WILL taste like real egg.

>> No.9586283


>> No.9586289

This is amazing, I never saw this one before!


>> No.9586315


>> No.9586366
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Holy fuck dude, brb eating a salad and going for a run.

>> No.9586601


>> No.9586704

WHO THE FUCK scoops their avocados like that? You're supposed to glide your spoon along the edge between the fruit and the skin, then once you've circled around the avocado you can pop it out at once. What kind of asshole doesn't know how to scoop their avocado? Do you enjoy wasting your time?Fucking amateurs.

>> No.9587058

Don't you have anything better to do like groom your beard or moisturise your hands?

>> No.9587088

Did you mean moisturize you disappointment to your parents?

>> No.9587107

at least shes not self absorbed

>> No.9587156

>Cannot reply properly
>Comeback will be "I didn't want to give you the attention"
>Cannot into English

>> No.9587167

What does "Cannot into English" Mean? Learn how to type, imbecile. Thank you.

>> No.9587182

>Being this new

>> No.9587200

>man hands

>> No.9587205

I have been on this website longer than this board has existed.

>> No.9587220

>nobody lies on the internet

>> No.9587238

Are you done?

>> No.9587243

Not him, but you're fucking stupid. You cannot into 4chan, you dumb newfag.

>> No.9587246

And you're still a complete newfag. That's so much worse than just being new.

>> No.9587250

Depends what cringe you post next.

>> No.9587289

How...? Mind your attitude, it's not good for your blood pressure.
I don't know if I upset three people at once or you're just samefagging but I don't think there's more important things

>> No.9587296

your and idiot

>> No.9587300

That's... That's actually worse

>> No.9587312

I'm a what?
I don't think so, from my perspective you're really just a bunch of kids.

>> No.9587328

Nigger, you're a perma newfag astroturfer who uses this site like facebook, and for being here this long, you must be so retarded that you haven't gotten with the program yet

sage, and never talk to me or my wife's son ever again

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>sweet swirling onion rings

>> No.9587337

Yeah yeah yeah I'm this I'm that. I'm just going to ignore the rest of your post

>> No.9587346

>english cooking

>> No.9587368

Why do you keep replying to him?

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blue board be damned

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>> No.9587409

I'm no germaphobe, but this is a little much

>> No.9587410


>> No.9587412

Chinaman cheesecake

>> No.9587423

I'm trying to understand what Is this shit, my Brain didn't realize that it's disgusting cause it's trying to understand what the fuck is this.

>> No.9587424

>smoking/grilling meat
>using contraption that blowws off heat/smoke

>> No.9587426

>He isn't completely numb yet.
Fucking newfags.

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>> No.9587444

Are those pigs dead?

>> No.9587463


>> No.9587478

This is some Goofus and Gallant shit.

>> No.9587484


>> No.9587486

>the moment she stood up


>> No.9587500


>> No.9587513

Shut up and eat your bee bread.

>> No.9587524


>pushes vegetables along
>LOL choo choo! vegetable train clap clap clap

the look of shame on his face after doing that was great.

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>> No.9587630

>ketofags will defend this

>> No.9587647

It was last seen on board the Event Horizon.

>> No.9587693

sorry to ruin your fetish, but anna speckhart is a biological female.

>> No.9587708

you're taking for granted the giant beasts that do actually exist.

>> No.9587727

i really, really appreciate you

>> No.9587732


What the hell is this shit? Do people actually eat this in Mexico?

>> No.9587733

god dammit ive been on /gif/ long enough i should have known

>> No.9587757
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I wonder what they have her eat beforehand to make it such an even consistency and color. Looks like it might be some sort of chocolate milk type drink, but most Japanese are lactose intolerant.

Help me out here guys.

>> No.9587762

the way she just casually vomited is truly a skill

>> No.9587770

>you will never eat the fucked up pancakes of a cute palsy girl

>> No.9587787

In what god forsaken land do they do his?

>> No.9587804

Breead. Wonder if it tastes like honey or just poison.

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>> No.9587902

Pigs are naturally hollow inside

>> No.9587931
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>> No.9587948

~4000 calories in 15 seconds

>> No.9587953


You have a point. You can tell the fella in the video is a bug-seeker and pierces condoms.

>> No.9587961

Actually the baby's head is soft so it can be a bit crushed to be able to go through the mother's pelvis.
That's why their heads always look kinda fucked up right after they're born. Funny thing is you do find the baby pretty at the moment that's when you look at pictures months later you that you realize a newborn looks pretty fucked
t. father of a 2yo

>> No.9587965

b-but she ate so little

>> No.9587966

These mudslimes believe God has destined for them to die or lose a limb, so they live in a non-caring bliss like this.

I could never do this, after every cut the risk remains of chopping a finger, or an outside distraction like a rodent or co-worker.

>> No.9587975

Still weirds me out that they'd pay for something so trivial

>> No.9587992

is it just stuffed with insects?

>> No.9588016

I feel absolutely no disgust towards that food because of the bees.

Bees pollinate just about everything you eat, they're not dirty. I actually like the fact that they swarm on that shit, feels like it'd bee infused with their power.

>> No.9588060

>implying those are bees

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>> No.9588321

Is she handicaped or something ?

>> No.9588326

But it's wide though. Maybe made for pies

>> No.9588330

Why am i so angry watching this

>> No.9588332

Is that Pamala Poovey?

>> No.9588347

She has cerebral palsy, so yes she's disabled.

>> No.9588363

Not a fetish. A warning.

>> No.9588370

Also, this is clearly Elliot Rodger.

>> No.9588372

No you lighten up... On your choice of women :^]

>> No.9588382


>> No.9588387

Look at the fur trying to escape those drawls

>> No.9588399

no gloves, watch, no mask
jesus pajeet....

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>Not knowing soy is grown with water containing hormones.

>> No.9588471

I don't feel disgust towards dogs either, yet neither eat them nor what they spewed their saliva on.

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