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>inb4 the inb4 poster
This and that chick eating butter are my favorite webms
>>9575431I'm not into muscle girls, but this girl is oddly attractive.
>>9575444it is because of the strength
>>9575431I want to watch butterslut deepthroat watermelon hulkess' steroid enlarged clitoris
>>9575444When they actually resemble women they're extremely attractive
>>9575506>2 in the strawberry 1 in the chocolatekek
>teleports behind you
>>9575506I like how disgusting this looks.
>>9575463>ywn crush your newborn child's skull as their head pops out of your vag during labourWomen needs to become a bit more savage
>>9576146I paid for food not to watch your shitty juggling act you faggot.
>>9577778>pays extra to watch amusing juggling act with dinner>REEEE Y THE JUGGLINGneckyourself myman
>>9577722IS that Jody Foster in Contact?
>>9577815No, it has better hair.
>>9575506i feel dirty
>>9577722if I was doing a science fiction show street market I would find out who these guys are and have them there
>>9577778if you are at a benihana, you technically did pay for the juggling.
>>9575398She scares my penis
>>9575398https://www.instagram.com/p/BafFN11jD6W/?taken-by=kortney_olsonShe's a dyke.
Requesting the vegan egg avocado abomination
>>9575398H-hot damn those are some n-nice thighs.
>>95792901 hr and 1000 ingredients to make one egg
>>9575398>tfw no abusive gf to hurt you and laugh at you when you get upset
>>9575398Anyone got a name?
>>9575398>Shorts, thighs, and bootsBe still my throbbing cock
>>9579290Just eat a fucking egg Jesus Christ I hate these people
>>9575398I have trouble meeting quality women with useful skills.
>>9575398I'd let her fuck my ass with a strap on then have her carry me upstairs like a little kid and tuck me into bed
>>9580087>dat speck of jam on her nose
>>9580087She should learn how to hold a knife if she intends to keep making these videos.
>>9580106>>9580105You should learn how to hold my dick in your mouth so you'll shut the fuck up namefaggot
>>9580097I'm not so sure those are good for dog.
>>9580120I also still think that's a weird oven.It doesn't look like you could even fit a chicken in there. Heightwise.
>>9580120>>9580132Boy or girl? either is fine I just wanna know for reasons, why does it stare at the camera too?
>>9575431Someone post butter girl
>>9580255Yeah, I have not seen it. Everyone got me excited for nothing.
The butter girl is stupid and disgusting.
>>9580268That... was underwhelming. There wasn't even any butter.
>>9580255>>9580302This is butter girl. I can't be bothered making a webm of it, sorry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpmW9rZ4VMs
>>9580268>T H I C C>M I L F
>>9576146cooking prawns, onions and rice equates to fine dining in the US as long as the gook serving it does it flamboyantly.>USA USA USA
>>9580087>>9580097>>9580120>>9580132>>9580221It's a man.
>>9580351whoever said benihana was fine dining?
>>9580268NAME i would like to lick mommys spoon
>>9580442Is this a giant tuna or a shark?
>>9580473Neither. It's some kind of sailfish. You can see the fin has been cut off.
>>9580473It's definitely not a shark
>>9580473I think the original video called it a king marlin, but that was google translated from moon and I can't find it again.
>>9576146>literally cut the titleIs that a jojo reference?
>>9580442>tfw don't live in a fantasy world full of giant beast steaks
>>9580506Ooooh, a Marlin.
>>9577778Then why did you go to the restaurant, retard?
>>9579290>soyhow to be a numale 101
>>9575398Have you tried eating testicles, anon? They're tasty and full of proteins
>>9580746I felt like an anthropologist watching this.
>>9580768>thinking soy is the main culprit
>>9576146as someone that quite likes the overly fancy presentation of some restaurants, I still think this is obnoxious as fuck
>>9577722>not having the grill rotate insteadis this peak plebbyness?
>>9580768numales are exactly the people that give a shit about stuff like this
>>9579470>pushing out 80% of what makes the egg good
>>9580442Thats a big fish
>>9577722>Chicken gyro on a gyroscopei cant even :((
>>9580746I can smell the AIDS
>>9575398I wish that were my head
>>9581398I also wish that was your head.
>>9581007Get that styrofoam in there. I guess at that point it's not the most unhealthy thing on the plate.
>>9581370Does it smell like gay sperm, buttholes and astroglide?
Anyone got any good Joey Webms?
>>9579290This one pisses me off specifically because I don't see what's inherently unethical with eating eggs, I have free range chickens in my yard that eat a goddamn sight better than most peoples pets that they consider "family", they squeeze out a damn egg a day and they get fuckin pasta and veggies and raisins and whatever they want and these chinless fucks are spending hours building their """eggs"""
>>9581602why is she re-enacting the scene from matilda
>>9577813There was a guy who died from eating too many raw eggs at once though
>>9581602This is infinitely worse than being a prostitute
>>9581649oh lighten up, will you
>>9581661>>9581602These honestly disgust me, as in a feel genuine disgust, pity and shame for anyone who enjoys this
>>9581681You'll probably hate this then
>>9581602that mr sparkle tattoo
>>9579290I understand why people complain about faggots not wanting to eat real eggs, but my mother is allergic to eggs and this will be great to make for her.Thanks.
>>9581768doesn't even look human
>>9582184Why not just make one of the thousands of dishes that are great on their own without eggs instead of trying making something that looks like something she can't ever really have? Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.
>>9582204> Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.Really? well fuck me then.She hasn't eaten egg-related things in years, so it would be a nice one time novelty. But if it doesn't even taste similar then yeah there's no point.
>>9582149How does he get out of there without cracking the eggs?
>>9582211Not to sound rude but did you look at the ingredients they are putting into it? What part of that sounds like it would taste like egg?
>>9582219I'd never had half of that shit before, so I had no idea.
>>9582211Yeah, and honestly if I couldn't have something the last thing I would want would be something that reminds me of what I can't have appearance wise but has none of the qualities that make me wish I could have it.
>>9581602used to watch this chick on cg, i'm not sure why but i'm still into her
>>9577778The price at those places is always more than what you'd pay for the food alone at any other restaurant because of the show
>>9582216He's in egg prison, he has to cook them all before he can leave
>>9582204>>9582211>Its not like it has anything in common with an egg aside from looks.have you made it? I haven't, but I've had tofu "egg" before and I am almost certain that all the shit that goes into it was done specifically so it would have comparable taste and texture to a real egg. If your mom wants to eat something remotely similar to a real egg then I'd test that recipe out anon. I haven't tested it so I can't say but if she is missing out that much on the egg eating experience then I don't see any better alternatives around.
>>9582584Just eat the fucking egg. I have chickens and when they break an egg by accident they eat the damn egg, are my chickens oppressive shitlords?
>>9581768I'd love to see these beasts taking dumps, they must be huge and greasy
>>9581682It's a man.
>>9580132Who is this girl in all the webms? Always see her but cant find her
>>9577722This is the best thing I have ever seen
>>9582625Maybe you should look at the file names.
>>9582625>>9582708It's a man.
>>9577722It's just not the same without the interstellar music
I have to say, without the inb4 guy, this thread has been completely shit
>>9581370>>9580964it's just an act yknow
>>9583224It's not, watch the original video
>>9581602Sad. Actually would have a salvageable face.
>>9582584>I am almost certain that all the shit that goes into it was done specifically so it would have comparable taste and texture to a real egg.No, it was made to superficially resemble an egg.Eggs do not taste like a gelatinized soy-yeast extract slurry. Egg yolk does not have a distinct turmeric taste.The texture of an egg is vaguely reminiscent of jello, maybe I'll give you that.
>>9583750Why is her skin grey?
>>9582569>You have eat ALL the eggs
>>9581602>>9581661>>9581768I have a sudden urge to take a jog around the block a few times and I'm not even fat.
>>9583784skin that has been dead for a long tome goes gray
>>9577813>inb4 he dies from death
>>9581510Most of em don't have a huge problem with backyard chickens like yours, but rather egg industry chickens where the hens live in shit conditions (even "free range" ones) and males are sent through grinders shortly after birth since they don't produce eggs.Personally, I don't really give a fuck. But I'm not feigning ignorance to their worldview by pretending the standards for my own pets apply to livestock.
>>9580097that's a lot of sugar for a dog
>>9582569Just boil them and feed them to the madman on the bottom right of the frame. He'll be out of there in half an hour.
>>9582216why would he ever leave?
>>9583916Truly the national webm of /ck/
>>9579169gyro as in gyroscope duh
>>9584424It's a double entendre.
>>9582204>>9582184Just add indian black salt and it WILL taste like real egg.
>>9583916This is amazing, I never saw this one before!>>9584087Perfect.
>>9581417>*FULL ENGLISH INTENSIFIES*
>>9581768Holy fuck dude, brb eating a salad and going for a run.
>>9579290WHO THE FUCK scoops their avocados like that? You're supposed to glide your spoon along the edge between the fruit and the skin, then once you've circled around the avocado you can pop it out at once. What kind of asshole doesn't know how to scoop their avocado? Do you enjoy wasting your time?Fucking amateurs.
>>9586704Don't you have anything better to do like groom your beard or moisturise your hands?
>>958705Did you mean moisturize you disappointment to your parents?
>>9580132at least shes not self absorbed
>>9587088>Cannot reply properly>Comeback will be "I didn't want to give you the attention">Cannot into English
>>9587156What does "Cannot into English" Mean? Learn how to type, imbecile. Thank you.
>>9587167>Being this new
>>9587182I have been on this website longer than this board has existed.
>>9587205>nobody lies on the internet
>>9587220Are you done?
>>9587205Not him, but you're fucking stupid. You cannot into 4chan, you dumb newfag.
>>9587205And you're still a complete newfag. That's so much worse than just being new.
>>9587238Depends what cringe you post next.
>>9587243How...? Mind your attitude, it's not good for your blood pressure.>>9587246Ok.>>9587250I don't know if I upset three people at once or you're just samefagging but I don't think there's more important things
>>9587289your and idiot
>>9587205That's... That's actually worse
>>9587296I'm a what?>>9587300I don't think so, from my perspective you're really just a bunch of kids.
>>9587312Nigger, you're a perma newfag astroturfer who uses this site like facebook, and for being here this long, you must be so retarded that you haven't gotten with the program yetsage, and never talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>9577722>sweet swirling onion rings
>>9587328Yeah yeah yeah I'm this I'm that. I'm just going to ignore the rest of your post
>>9587220>>9587243>>9587246>>9587300>>9587296>>9587328Why do you keep replying to him?
blue board be damned
>>9587392I'm no germaphobe, but this is a little much
>>9587384I'm trying to understand what Is this shit, my Brain didn't realize that it's disgusting cause it's trying to understand what the fuck is this.
>>9577722>smoking/grilling meat>using contraption that blowws off heat/smoke
>>9587410>He isn't completely numb yet.Fucking newfags.
>>9587436Are those pigs dead?
>>9587436>>9587440This is some Goofus and Gallant shit.
>>9587384>the moment she stood upNOPE
>>9587409Shut up and eat your bee bread.
>>9576146>pushes vegetables along>LOL choo choo! vegetable train clap clap clapthe look of shame on his face after doing that was great.
>>9579470>ketofags will defend this
>>9577815It was last seen on board the Event Horizon.
>>9580221>>9580352sorry to ruin your fetish, but anna speckhart is a biological female.
>>9580582you're taking for granted the giant beasts that do actually exist.
>>9582149>>9582216>>9582569i really, really appreciate you
>>9581003>>9581007>>9581011What the hell is this shit? Do people actually eat this in Mexico?
>>9587384god dammit ive been on /gif/ long enough i should have known
>>9587384I wonder what they have her eat beforehand to make it such an even consistency and color. Looks like it might be some sort of chocolate milk type drink, but most Japanese are lactose intolerant.Help me out here guys.
>>9587384the way she just casually vomited is truly a skill
>>9587561>you will never eat the fucked up pancakes of a cute palsy girl
>>9587392In what god forsaken land do they do his?
>>9587392Breead. Wonder if it tastes like honey or just poison.
>>9587444Pigs are naturally hollow inside
>>9577813~4000 calories in 15 seconds
>>9581370You have a point. You can tell the fella in the video is a bug-seeker and pierces condoms.
>>9576326Actually the baby's head is soft so it can be a bit crushed to be able to go through the mother's pelvis.That's why their heads always look kinda fucked up right after they're born. Funny thing is you do find the baby pretty at the moment that's when you look at pictures months later you that you realize a newborn looks pretty fuckedt. father of a 2yo
>>9581768b-but she ate so little
>>9587440These mudslimes believe God has destined for them to die or lose a limb, so they live in a non-caring bliss like this.I could never do this, after every cut the risk remains of chopping a finger, or an outside distraction like a rodent or co-worker.
>>9582149Still weirds me out that they'd pay for something so trivial
>>9587392is it just stuffed with insects?
>>9587409>>9587787I feel absolutely no disgust towards that food because of the bees.Bees pollinate just about everything you eat, they're not dirty. I actually like the fact that they swarm on that shit, feels like it'd bee infused with their power.
>>9588016>implying those are bees
>>9587561Is she handicaped or something ?
>>9580141But it's wide though. Maybe made for pies
>>9580746Why am i so angry watching this
>>9581602Is that Pamala Poovey?
>>9588321She has cerebral palsy, so yes she's disabled.
>>9587693Not a fetish. A warning.
>>9580097>>9587693Also, this is clearly Elliot Rodger.
>>9581661No you lighten up... On your choice of women :^]
>>9581628YOU WANT CAKE, YOU GOT CAKE, NOW EAT IT!
>>9583750Look at the fur trying to escape those drawls
>>9587440no gloves, watch, no maskjesus pajeet....
>>9580978>Not knowing soy is grown with water containing hormones.
>>9588016I don't feel disgust towards dogs either, yet neither eat them nor what they spewed their saliva on.