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9575357 No.9575357 [Reply] [Original]

Would you ever eat anything made by a retard or handicap?

>> No.9575366

>>9575357
Going to have to say no. The severely retarded/handicapped tend to have trouble with body fluids. That is an instant fucking no.

>> No.9575371

>>9575366
yeah even if they were supervised. they probably had a spatula up their ass 10 minutes before.

>> No.9575373

>>9575357
Yes

>> No.9575377

>>9575373
because you've been cooking your own food?

>> No.9575379
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9575379

Yes, mum worked at a working with disabled kids thing. and they made cakes in groups and sometimes mum brought them home. likely had spit and shit in them, but they were still nice.

>> No.9575422
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>>9575357
It depends. Some of those things are savants. But generally, no, I would not. They typically don't wash themselves very well and will probably really fuck up the recipe.

>> No.9575451

>>9575357
>handicap
why the fuck not? loosing a leg does not influence ones cooking skills in any way.

>> No.9575465

>>9575357
I'm sorry nobody eats your food, OP.

>> No.9575570

>>9575465
ok reddit

>> No.9575633

I eat my own cooking, so yes.

>> No.9575678

I have, there's a restaurant chain here in Holland called "Brownies with Downies"
Bunch of impaired people make coffee and basic pastry/cake dishes.
Went there once with some co-workers, food was fine.

>> No.9575684

>>9575678
It's called Brownies&Downies.
My bad.

>> No.9575717

Nope. Never eat food touched by retards. Never interact with negroes, never have a female or POC doctor, lawyer or accountant. Never hire a female or POC. If you ever have to interact with a female or POC government worker, always request to see a non affirmative action hire. It's basic self preservation.

>> No.9576147

>>9575377
fuckken kek

>> No.9576182

>>9575357
someone post the webm of that cerebral palsy qt making pancakes

>> No.9576194

>>9575379
Is this creepychan's sister or something?

>> No.9576199
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>>9575684
Holy fuck it's real

>> No.9576209

Considering I've got Parkinson's and lupus AND am an amputee, most of what I eat is prepared by a disabled person.
Today's dinner: chicken-and-mushroom cabbage rolls, carrot-and-parsnip mashed potato (made with bacon grease instead of butter) and vinegar-braised courgette with garlic and parsley. I don't do so bad for a disabled guy.

>> No.9576220

>>9575678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s
this them?

>> No.9576232

>>9576209
What'd you get amputated? You cooking with 1 hand or are you just missing a leg or 2?

>> No.9576240

Yes one of my friends has a high function downey brother. We go hunting, fishing etc all the time and he has a decent job, can drive a car and lives alone (with a bi daily maid). He can BBQ well and can make food well.

>> No.9576255

>>9575357
salad yea sure, things that have room for error most likely no

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>>9576255
>cupcakes are complicated
>making coffee is hard
go eat your tendies

>> No.9576355

The mentally handicapped can do good work within a narrow field of tasks so yeah I would. After all I've worked with people who had no particular handicaps and they were irresponsible and impossible. I'll take the tard in the kitchen over people like that any day

>> No.9576392

>>9575717
This but unironically.

>> No.9576396

>>9575357
No and add elderly to that list.

>> No.9576412

they hire a lot retards to work in the DFAC/Chow halls though the cooks are usually enlisted guys and the servers are the handicapped

>> No.9576432

If it's this one, yes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R3t_D_6S79E

>> No.9576448

>>9576396
>he never ate food cooked by an authentic nonna
>he wouldn't even if he could

I hope you live a long life and that your last years will be spent in the regret that will result from your poor decision-making abilities.

>> No.9576461

Of course I would. Fast service jobs exist so retards can find work.

>> No.9576466
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9576466

>>9575377

>> No.9576479

>>9575379
It's okay, anon. You probably strengthened your immune system as a result.

>> No.9576481
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9576481

Everyday only to make him feel better.

>> No.9576488

>>9575684
>it's real

Holy fuck, man. At first I wanted to laugh, but I'm just impressed at the degree of balls. The absolute madmen.

>> No.9576489 [DELETED] 

You've been cursed.
You have to choose a handicapped from webm related to be your chef for life.
If you eat something not cooked by your chef of choice you become handicapped yourself and will be forced to work as a slave for someone else.

Choose carefully.

>> No.9576493

>>9576481
why can't he get good at it though

>> No.9576500

>>9576489
>webm related

Well done.

>> No.9576504
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9576504

You have been cursed.

You have to choose a handicapped from webm related to be your chef for life.
If you eat something not cooked by your chef of choice you become handicapped yourself and will be forced to work as a slave for someone else.

Choose carefully.

>> No.9576519

>>9576500
Thank you. I'm doin my best while waiting to be chosen as personal chef.

>> No.9576521

I already do eat fast food

>> No.9576531

>>9576504
The short sexy one with the striped wifebeater.
You know hips don't lie.

>> No.9576580

>>9576519
Whose tendies are you trying to make?

>> No.9576604

>>9576580
Mine and mine only.
No one can touch my fucking tendies or my microwave oven that I use to cook them.
They're my most prized belongings and I'd be gutted if somebody touched by collection.

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9576619

>>9575377

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9576681

>>9576432
>FOHK

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9576779

>>9576604

>> No.9576793

If you people never ate anything by handiretardcaps you'd never eat. You people are essentially living dogshit that learned how to post on 4chan.

>> No.9577668

>>9576793
No u

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9577861

>>9575379
>that nose ring
why? why do they have to ruin themselves like that? she looks cute.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9577865

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDiltBbhnYI

>> No.9577868

>>9577861
Why are you such a faggot?

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9578047

>>9577861
....

>> No.9578177

>>9576209
It's not lupus

>> No.9578195

>retard
Not if I could tell they were retarded.
>handicap
Depends. Not all handicaps are mental, and for the most part wouldn't affect cooking ability.

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9578212

>>9576604

>> No.9578225

>>9578047

sauce

>> No.9578250

>>9578177
I'm actually awake to respond to this. Hurray.
10 years of positive Smith ANA tests beg to differ, Gregory.

>> No.9578647

>>9575357
Yes, I do that all the time. In light of the fact that I have an IQ of 205, all of my interactions with people of average intelligence is like the average person dealing with a retard. So, yes, I eat a LOT of food prepared by what I consider to be retards.

>> No.9578673

>>9578647
>retard calling retards, retards
Kek

>> No.9578720

>>9578647
>iq 205
>is like

So there's an inverse relationship between IQ and proper grammar?

>> No.9578795

>>9576199
is that Patton Oswalt?

>> No.9579998

>>9578795
Yes, and that's just the start.
He's got the Trump curse. It's only downhill from here.

>> No.9580260

I don't want boogers in my food.

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9580291

>>9575377
savage

>> No.9580620

>>9575377
Holy fuck

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9580656

>>9575357
https://youtu.be/IwIwTdBOJvk

>> No.9580774

>>9575684
http://www.browniesanddownies.nl/

>> No.9580840

>>9580656
>hot bitch with spinal meningitis
I would fuck the absolute shit out of her

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9581002

>>9580656
>tfw she probably has a chad bf

>> No.9581008

>>9578047
she's super hot, and would only get hotter if she took out that stupid piercing

>> No.9581010

>>9575357
I'd pretend to take a bite and rub my belly then go "Mmmmm, so yummy!"
Then I'd ask the waiter to bring me my real food.

>> No.9581071

>>9575451
Of course it'll inhibit cooking, it's not going to have retard feces in it but there's still going to be a difference

>> No.9581115

>>9579998
Apparently he's now using his dead wife to whine about Trump

>> No.9581295

>>9581002
She does. Also, her sister is a slut.

>> No.9582682

bumping

>> No.9583059

>>9582682
Code word for cocaine

>> No.9583798

>>9583059
TOP40KEKS my /B/ro!

I see you're up to speed with the latest 4Chan memes as well!

Keep up the good work, and most importantly, Reee, am I right?

EDIT: Rip inbox. Didn't expect this to get all this attention. If I did I wouldn't have used my throwayay ROTFLMAO.

EDIT 2: Just wanted to thank the kind stranger who gifted me this gold, but I don't need it. Instead, use the money for important things, like Bernie 2020 or something.

>> No.9583901

>>9575357
they used to force the retarded kids in my school to help the lunch ladies bake cookies

>> No.9583910

>>9575357
Well I eat fast food so yeah

>> No.9585899

Bump